r/entitledparents | Entitled People try to ARREST me for nothing...

hello everybody my name is Stephen and welcome back to the story town channel without wasting any time let's get into our stories of the day do I have to wear a special dress for my wedding entitled mother says yes first some historical context my family calls itself a Catholic but we have never been that abiding to the church Canon or protocol since I remember my grandmother is a lady who was born in 1930 and had the good luck of having an awesome father who surrounded her with all kinds of books so the critic thinking has been in my family for four generations now this happened back in 2002 my older brother 26 at the time and his girlfriend 24 at the time had decided to get married because of legal commodities they both were in the first stages in their respective jobs my brother is an engineer and was working on making a name for himself in his field my now sister-in-law is a dentist who had recently begun to work in the public health system so her work hours were crazy she was called if there was an emergency even if outside her shifts as you can imagine she didn't count with a lot of time to plan anything and their common budget was not what a wedding budget you will expect they were adamant on paying for their wedding saying it was their decision and their responsibility to take so they settled by a family meeting in my Godfather's backyard simple food and family no religious ceremony pretty simple right so in their own words they could just stand there and be done with it starring E awesome but annoying older brother R then girlfriend now sister-in-law e/m r's momzilla h ours sister mb middle brother older than me younger than e am my awesome mom me a lousy teenager just watching all the drama it all begun the night they told us they were planning to marry everyone said the mandatory congratulations and asked about plans parents planning budgets and all that my mouse 'she can help with a party even if it's not traditional and ours parents can pay for the church and all the religious ceremony things involved here comes the hour crap our money from the bride and groom my mom looks at my brother with pride she always does even if he's just kicking our rock entitled mother then says that if they need something to feel free to ask her or her husband and that of course her gift would be the dress she has seen a couple in a brochure from the shop that is a dream arses do I have to wear a special dress entitled mother looks at her as if she has just spooned her undeniable love towards cthulhu of course you do it's your wedding he says I feel like we should clarify this there's not gonna be a religious ceremony or a big event we are getting married because it is convenient for us me happily eating spaghetti bolognese then began the first blackmail fit entitled mother began sobbing how could they disrespect a church in that way they would be living in sin how could they do this to her our was the only daughter she was going to see getting married in her lifetime look at her sister she was an old maid and would never give her that joy spoiler alert the older sister H she's not an old maid she was 27 at the time and doing everything with a pulse that consented to share a bed with her and all right even if they don't want a religious wedding at the very least she should buy the dress how is she getting married in a potato sack yep those were the words at this point me MB and H just share a look because the disaster was imminent H says why don't we all compromise on something we can all go dress shopping find something appropriate and at the same time look special I say even touring another store or more than one by this point my grandmother was getting stressed and I was dizzy because of the high pitch of the yelling so I just wanted them out of my nose r was not precisely happy but agreed and tried to placate things even more the commissioned her mom with all the preparations for the reception gave specifications I heard her saying something small like 15 times the card with money she claimed that with a little time her job left this would be better we all thought it was true the day of the shopping I was dragged with them along with my moms I have never been fond of shopping trips I find them boring in my medical condition is not precisely ideal for them but I complied I saw are getting stuffed and God knows how many dresses entitled mother was in heaven saying one and the other were prettier than the last one but at the end of the day this was a civil wedding so our chose one that was not a wedding dress it was white but just above the knee with long sleeves the fabric was the sparkle of the entire thing not a single shine rain stone or something remotely wedding asked black out cut to three weeks before the wedding I was in the patio arranging things to get my dog home she has just been born when I see are rushing in with a giant box in tow farmers little shorter than me and I am 1.5 six meters giant she looked pretty upset and my brother was on home so I rushed behind her to see if she was okay when I asked her what had happened she sputtered threw the Box away as if it burned and began walking to our living room I tried to sit her down talked to her until she was a little bit more collected and offered Jews in this house I'm the only person who has ever enjoyed alcoholic drinks and I was 15 at the moment and while I went to fetch it I called my brother and shouted for my mom for reinforcements after the things have calmed a little bit my mom consoling her for we didn't even know why my brother finally arrived our shows the box it's a giant dress with all the looks of a meringue cupcake ruffles rain stones a heart-shaped cleavage a veil and I even think gloves I'm not that sure an R began to cry dress was the least of problems it turned out entitled mother had booked a church church's decorations a priest flowers candles and for the reception a five-course banquet a giant designers cake decorators because they have to make my god father's backyard look presentable and chosen the invitations all of this paying with the card they gave her which was perhaps around 10% or something of the like of the total price for all the nonsense they got everything returned have a couple of problems with some people who do not accept cancellations but the bank took care of it the story has a happy ending though they had to do something before entitled mother got the wind of things so in that very moment they jumped to my brother's car went to the courthouse and got married stopped on the way back to my house to buy a ton of pizza frappuccinos for everyone and fruit tarts from our favorite bakery from when we were kids texted everyone that they had just gotten married and that everyone was welcome to celebrate with them at home when ours dad and sister arrived they said entitled mother was deeply hurt and offended and that she was not putting a foot in that ridiculous party not after the disregard of all her efforts and job it was better for everybody today they're still married have a teenage kid who is both a joy and work but who we all love deeply entitled mother is still there sometimes making a fuss but my brother has gotten very good at handling her so if you were in the situation and the entitled mother used your card that you gave her to buy all this stuff that you didn't personally greenlight what would be your reaction would you cut her off what would you do let me know what you would have done in the comments section down below entitled parents try to get me arrested and leave and cuffs themselves please forgive me if I get a bit descriptive but I think I need to keep from giving a false impression of me first off I really really like small women part of it is my mom and a number of the women and my family are short and if I can find a woman who can even slightly compared to my mom I will be the luckiest man on earth and live up to the lilo and stitch line tiny but fierce time spring break place Fort Lauderdale cast me a loveable but pure butthole EPD entitled parents daughter Edie entitled dad eeehm entitled mom FCF friend cop female FCP friend cops partner male the story about ten to 15 years ago I was in college in Fort Lauderdale mate Spring Break fun easy to do so I decided to go down to the beach to do some photography homework I ended up finishing near a bar a friend of mine worked at who told me about a nice scotch they had at the bar it was a 20 year old single malt uste bottling very rare for bar service so I got a glass went across the street to sit on the wave wall drink my scotch read my book and hoggle all the ladies on the beach sue me I was 24 at the time thusly an idiot after about an hour or so I was finishing my scotch you don't rush good scotch and thinking of heading out a very lovely young lady approached and sat down beside me now to let you all understand let me describe her she was about 5 foot 3 long red hair petite large a cup or small be well proportioned and a very definite womanly figure she was wearing a bikini one-piece started at a point between the legs spreading to about 1.5 inches about 1/3 of the way to her waistline before splitting into two 3/4 inch strips that went up over her chest before ending in a point in string tying behind the neck along the back the string went between her behind before splitting into two strings that came around and tied into the V just below the chest with a cross string tying the two arms of the V together not an outfit for a child we got talking and I decided to hang out a bit longer to see how things would go after a bit I offered to grab us some drinks but when she asked for a daiquiri I figured to cover my butt and asked if she had some ID as she was young looking enough to get me in trouble if I didn't check so she pulled out an ID saying she had turned 21 last month legal yeh and handed it over to show the bartender I came back about 15 minutes later with our drinks the bartender had no problem with the ID and we continued chatting bud as things kept going and she continued to drink her drink something started to come off as wrong I started to think she was underage but as the ID passed muster with the bartender I wasn't too worried as the fake ID was on her if something came up enter entitled parents as we were finishing our drinks and I was working up the nerve to invite her to my room up walks a couple couldn't be more stereotypical tourists if they had actually used that white crap on their noses and approaches the girl hey honey where did you go we've been looking everywhere for you entitled dad seeing the ubiquitous Red Solo Cup what's that you're drinking entitled daughter says I don't know some sort of strawberry slushy type drink he pointing at me got me entitled dad grabs the cup and sniffs it this is alcoholic you gave my daughter an alcoholic drink how dare you I'm calling the cops entitled mother grabs entitled daughter by the arm and Yanks are behind herself you pervert you probably drugged it didn't you you'll go directly to jail for giving a fifteen-year-old a drug drink obviously on hearing that the pucker factor went to 11 I mean I knew I did nothing wrong but still 15 I tried to explain about the fake ID and was about to get on them about her bikini when I was cut off with our daughter would never do something like that turns to entitled daughter would you honey entitle daughter shakes her head no at this point I figure discretion is the better part of valor and sit back down hoping the bartender would remember the ID I showed him I proceeded to sit and ignore the harangue they were spewing and wait for the cops I also noticed what looked like her ID dropped in the sand behind the wall this is important later a few minutes later the cops arrived in the person of FCF who was a D&D friend with me in the bartender and her partner FCP entitled dad and entitled mom dragging entitled daughter immediately rushed up to FCF spinning their tale of how I tried to drug her daughter with an alcoholic drink and when they mentioned my fake ID excuse entitled daughter actually her person offers to let them search it after this female cop friend pulls them aside to get their statement and friend cops partner approaches me with a very conflicted look we had met a couple of times before and got along good but this was a pretty serious situation before he even said something I asked him to lean over the wall and point it to the fake ID after he retrieved the ID and examined it I explained my side of the story after my explanation he took a closer look at untitled' daughter swimsuit and his eyes nearly popped out of his head and how Skippy it was if it had more than five square inches of fabric including the strings I would be shocked friend cops partner pulse female cop friend aside where they had a brief discussion before they arrested all three of them entitled daughter for a fake ID an entitled mother and entitled dad for child endangerment I think we all heard later at the next D&D game that although they never went to jail they were held for the entire 48 hours had their vacation ruined and ended up with some major fines and a call to their state's DCFS ever since then my spidey sense goes off I'm out of there hope you all enjoyed my entitled parent experience this is a tough situation because by all accounts this person seemed to be of above age so despite there being red flags everything seemed to check out and the ID which the bartender approved made things look like it was all completely okay I will say though the description of the swimsuit was probably a little more than needed especially considering they were 15 entitled kid kicks me in the shin then his mother claims it's my fault so in the summer of last year I went on a day trip to York which is a city in the UK it's been a personal favorite place to visit because of its history and because of this fondness I found myself face to face with an entitled parent I want to see York Minister a cathedral there and then get some food well when I got out of it I was feeling hot and an ice cream truck was outside so I decided to get one in comes entitled kid entitled kid pointing at my ice cream give me that excuse me did you ever learn manners in tunnel kids says I don't care give me the ice cream I took a closer look at the kid and he seemed about eight or nine old enough to know he can't be that rude to strangers no I bought this with my own money I'm not gonna give you entitled kid cutting me off shut up give me it no it's mine and I paid for it go ask your mom for one entitled kid says I'm not gonna well you're not getting mine I stood up and started to walk away when the kid ran in front of me and started to pull his leg back immediately I stepped to the side me as he swings his leg you're gonna have to try harder than that I grew up with him I stop this pain shut up my right leg and I realized he hit me in the shin I dropped my ice cream and went to sit down why would you assault someone like that entitled kid says that's for not giving me your ice cream he pulled the face and stuck his tongue out as I held my leg in pain who knew when eight-year-old could cause so much damage ten minutes later I was about to go and get food when I spot the kid again with his mom and dad I tap his mom's shoulder as his dad takes a photo of the cathedral hey earlier your son kicked me in the shin could you tell him off or something what did you say my little baby would never do that she ruffled the kids hair as he smiled condescendingly well he did and I have the mark to prove it I was wearing shorts so anyone could see my lower legs then I point to my right shin he was rude to me and told me to give him my ice cream and when I didn't he kicked me well it's your fault then if he just giving him the ice cream then he wouldn't have kicked you look lady I'm nice enough to not press charges for assault but he didn't deserve my ice cream he was rude and frankly I didn't want to throw my hard-earned money away even if it's just a couple of pounds at this point the dad turns around and looks down to me I'm five foot eight short jeans ran in my family the dad says hey listen we're sorry I'll tell aunt I will get off and I'll buy you another ice cream if you want no I'm fine but thanks anyways just tell your kid off for me I walked off and the mother shouted back at me our little angel would never do that he's a perfect little boy I didn't care at this point and kept walking eventually I found a good place to get some food and sat down guess who walks in the door while I'm half way through a burger if you guessed entitled mother you were right following her was her little crotch Goblin and his dad they glare at me and this conversation ensues where are your parents I want them to make you get out what I may be short but you can tell I'm not a minor I'm 21 for God's sake how dare you use the Lord's name in vain like that you better get out of the store right now and let us sit there nice worker says excuse me could you keep it down other people are trying to eat and could you leave this man alone and who do you think you're talking to nice worker says I think I'm talking to an ungrateful Karen right now what about you how dare you speak to a customer like dad let me have a word with your manager nice woman picks the phone up and dials a number and then she hands entitled mother the phone I hear a ringing from nice workers pocket and she picks it up pretending to have no idea what the call is about nice wrecker says hello how can I help you entitled mother now red in the face stop lying a manager wouldn't be sitting at the till nice worker says well then you can just get out entitled mother storms off and the dad mouths are sorry to us both luckily this story ends with an even happier ending as the worker slipped her number into my pudding and now she's my girlfriend she was actually the one who encouraged me to write this here since in a month it will be a year since that entire ordeal well how about that an entitled parent story that led to getting a date what a positive twist of fate but with that being said that's all the stories we have for today so what I want to know is which of these stories today was your personal favorite and why let me know in the comment section down below and thank you all so very much for watching and listening to the storytime channel today if you haven't yet please consider subscribing and don't forget to turn notifications on so you'll never miss an upcoming video thank you all again for watching and listening to the storied on Channel

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Id: D2pALa0TXvQ

Length: 20min 0sec (1200 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 10 2020