Remembering Matthew Perry: The Best of Chandler Bing

[Music] welcome to Miz Mojo we've put together some videos to remember Matthew Perry's ability to make us laugh but more importantly times that he helped make Chandler just as much a friend to us you afraid to ask him could not be more terrified well I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble welcome to Miz Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for times Chandler was the one we could depend on for a hysterical yet brutal sarcastic comment okay I was wrong that's what they use to cover Connecticut number 10 AA mil when I get back it's chair City and I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair as far as episodes where the whole cast is Iconic the one where no one's ready is one that fires on all cylinders we open on Chandler deciding not to spare Joey the horror of drinking fat the evening escalates into 20 minutes of each member of the group raising ross' blood pressure by being hyperfocused on something other than getting out the door while we sympathize with Ross's plight Chandler simply wanting his seat back is relatable well it's not like I went to Spain I went to the bathroom you knew I was coming back what's the big deal sit somewhere else the big deal is I was sitting there last so it's my seat he tries every intimidation tactic including sitting on Joey but his friend Can't Be Moved we must say Chandler may need to brush up on his win the Pooh readings but his point stands all right you will notice that I am fully dressed I in turn have noticed that you are not so in the words of AA mil get out of my chair dill hole conversely Joey has his Chandler impression down to an art look at me I'm Chandler could I be wearing any more clothes maybe if I wasn't going commando number nine personal and professional Joey's role as Dr Drake rore on Days of Our Lives is arguably his best and most well-known role so I just talked to one of the duel writers today and what is duel Days of Our Lives anyway you're not going to believe it my character is coming out of his coma so when he gets the call that the good doctor is coming out of his coma he rushes over to tell everyone but he follows it up with an apparent non seitter that he'll also be receiving a new brain Chandler never want to waste an opportunity interjects with yet another one of his clever remarks and and and not only that I'm getting a new brain so great things are happening at work and in your personal life call this a fastball because Chandler hits this joke out of the park not to derail from Chandler here but Joey's pretty ruthless in this scene too case in point what a brain transplant it's ridiculous I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in 3 and A2 months number eight to be young again when Joey tells his friends he's up for a part in a commercial playing a 19-year-old they're pretty dubious I got to look good supposed to be playing a 19-year-old what so when you said get up early did you mean 1986 to show he can pass for a teenager Joey dresses up like one or at least his idea of one his absurd outfit and and use of Youth slang has Chandler borderline speechless thankfully for our entertainment he doesn't remain that way for long come on am I 19 or what yes on a scale from 1 to 10 10 being the dumbest a person can look you are definitely 19 while Joey may be trying to act off the hook here it's more like he's off the charts ridiculous as is Chandler's absolutely Wicked burn yes you can pass for 19 really yes seriously seriously seriously no okay you can play your own age which is 31 number s b peep Rachel's invitation to her ex's wedding leads to much hilarity for everyone else especially since her bridesmaid's dress looks like something even a Barbie doll would consider too pink oh my God you look so good while Handler's initial reactions involve a fit of laughter and calling her Princess Bubble Yum his most devastating joke happens when Ross and Rachel dropped by before the wedding now with her complimentary hat Rachel's outfit manages to get somehow Pinker I'm sorry we don't have your sheep the little B peep comparison is so perfect we just have to commend whoever wrote the line it even gets a koi smile out of actor Matthew Perry tonight all I really wanted was to make it through this evening with a little bit of Grace and dignity well I guess we can all agree that's not going to happen number six same girl at Central Park Chandler teases Ross about a woman he started dating so Ross how was your date the other night did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet after he leaves to call her Joey arrives and reveals that he's also dating someone new who coincidentally lives in the same place Ross's new bell does both also revealed that this mystery girl is seeing someone else how'd it go oh great we're going out again Saturday but I just found out she's also seeing some other guy really Chandler of course puts two and two together and can barely contain his Glee although he reluctantly gets up to leave he has one parting Savage moment where he asks both Ross and Joey the name of the woman they're dating only to split when they say the same name I wish I didn't have to go but leave me but unfortunately I have to oh um by the way what's the name of the girl you're dating Christ bye Chandler is a true agent of Chaos in this moment and we love it number five Monica on camera whenever we get a glimpse into the character's pasts it's generally a recipe for some Top Shelf Comedy you know what this is this is us getting ready for the prom you know what you guys we don't have to watch this fun after Monica's parents drop off a box of her things she finds a video of her and Rachel getting ready for prom that the gang decides to watch work on your [Music] music let's just say much is revealed we don't condone fat shaming and this is certainly not Chandler's finest hour but there's no denying that his quip here is among his most Savage insults some girl ate Monica shut up the camera adds 10 lb huh so how many cameras are actually on you number four might as well be walking on the stop staring at my wife's legs no no stop staring at your sister's legs I'm sorry it's just how' you get so tan when Ross goes to a spray tan salon the results are as you might imagine disastrous he gets the count wrong and is sprayed unevenly leaving him with a ridiculous l ly dark front half and a pale back half When Ross laments his Misfortune to Monica and Chandler the ladder has a field day oh and it gets worse oh my God you can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself although his remarks on Ross being able to perform Ebony and Ivory by himself are pretty cutting his opening Outburst is as red hot as its metaphor there's something different I went to that tanning place your wife suggested was that place the son he may not have gotten a natural tan but Ross still got sunburned number three Q-tip many of Chandler's quips come with regards to Joey's how do we put this um slow wittedness oh hey Chandler when you see Frankie tell him Joey tribiani says hello he'll know what it means you sure he's going to be able to crack that code but this line easily tops all the others when Chandler asks his friends to recommend a good tailor Joey suggests his longtime one Frankie hey anybody know a good tailor you need some clothes altered no no I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with Chuck he claims to have gone to him since he was 15 or 16 whenever 1990 was at any rate Chandler's cutting response is absolutely brutal no excuse me 15 all right when was 1990 okay you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance the line is actually a favorite of Matthew Perry's and it's no wonder since the actor reportedly came up with it himself even the physical comedy here is on point number two Scottish Monica and Chandler's wedding has everyone a buzz even Ross is looking to do something for his sister and best friend on their special day okay well yeah I guess I guess I could do that too two yeah I kind of uh have something else planned for you guys unfortunately he decides on learning to play the bag pipes it's not long before the happy couple hear Ross practicing and become decidedly less happy while Monica's setup is great Chandler really goes for the jugular with his response unbelievable why is your family Scottish why is your family Ross if Chandler was worried about hurting ross' feelings comments like these probably aren't the best way to avoid that if his soon to be brother-in-law heard that remark he'd deflate faster than his wheezing instrument how did you know about that we heard you play all the way from your apartment were you the ones who called the cops that's not really important right now before we get to our top pick here are a few honorable mentions Bambi's mom oof right in the childhood well see now that I can see crying over but Bambi is a cartoon you didn't cry when Bambi's mother died yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer Hannibal Lector Eddie doesn't even seem like he appreciates a nice Kean that's it it's over I want you out I want you out of the apartment now oh what what are you talking about man Hannibal Lecter better roommate than you no lion tamer are we the only ones who think paleontology is cool okay no accountants oh and no one from like legal I don't like guys with boring jobs oh and Ross was like what a lion tamer success low blows can we interest anyone in some low blows Ross okay maybe it wasn't my best decision but I just couldn't face another failed marriage okay let me just jump in and ask at what point did you think this was a successful marriage number one resolutions rant New Year's prompts the gang to share their resolutions for the coming trip around the Sun after Chandler mocks some of his friends aspirations he makes a bet with Ross to go a week without making fun of them I'll take that bet my friend and you know what paying me the 50 bucks can be the new thing you do that day and it starts right now unfortunately for Chandler his friends give him plenty of ammo from Ross wearing leather pants to Phoebe's regular brand of guitar instruction to Ross's new girlfriend's name oh guess what uh I I have a date with uh Elizabeth horn swaggle horn swaggle oh this must be killing you the fact that all of them ignore the obvious joke potential is enough to drive Chandler to his Wit's End by the end of the episode he finally caves and pays Ross before going off on a rapid fire rant one that's strangely satisfying for both him and the audience and Ross phone call for you today Tom Jones he wants his pants back and horn swaggle what are you dating a character from frago Rock could these moments be any funnier welcome to Miz Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 hilarious Chandler moments for this list we're taking a look at the funniest moments from Chandler Bing we're excluding moments that made us happy cry like the proposal as well as moments that involved many members of the group like Miss chanan lbong I'm not great at the advice can I interest you in a sarcastic comment number 10 the tayor incident here Taylor is a very bad man when Chandler needs some clothing alterations taken care of he naturally asks the group for advice Joey has a tailor that he's been seeing for years so Chandler decides to pay him a visit he's traumatized upon his return however since the Taylor has taken advantage of him well prison style Joey's Taylor took advantage of me Joey thinks the whole thing is totally normal asserting that's just how they measure pants as rossides with Chandler though Joey makes a startling Revelation Ross will you tell him isn't that how a Taylor measures pants yes yes it is in prison Chandler shock is par for the course and sets the scene early in the show for more hilariously unfortunate incidents that will happen to him oh my God number nine the cheesecake you have got to try this cheesecake there are some natural pairings on this show from Joey and Chandler to Monica and Rachel to Ross and Marcel but one Duo that doesn't get a lot of screen time together is Chandler and Rachel I'm full and yet I know if I stop eating this I'll regret it this season 7 episode has us wishing desperately that they had been paired up more often because the aftermath of them eating a series of stolen cheesecakes is just too good yeah the cheesecake came they delivered it the wrong dress again so just bring it back downstairs what's the problem I can't seem to say goodbye it shows both of their most childish and ridiculous sides with the two battling until The Bitter End over who will get more cake for themselves oh yay look there's a piece that doesn't have floor on it stick to your side number eight the shark porn oh who am I kidding pay-per-view porn the period where Chandler is working halfway across the country in Tulsa Oklahoma is a tough one for his relationship with Monica when Monica decides to pay him a surprise visit though things get even worse she walks in on Chandler having some personal time and when he panics to change the channel he ends up landing on a shark documentary well the weird part is he was getting off to a shark attack show no yes Chandler watches shark porn he thinks he's in the clear but Monica knows what her husband was doing and therefore assumes that he was pleasuring himself to the Sharks on screen like every great sitcom joke this misunderstanding makes for incredible TV let me be a part of this let me be a part of this I saw what you were doing in Tulsa angry sharks turn you on no they don't number seven Chandler can't catch things oh oh it's so hard some of the best friends episodes involve the character sitting around doing essentially nothing together and this one is no exception Joey and Ross have been absent-mindedly throwing a ball back and forth for a while before they realize that hours have passed without them dropping it Monica whatever you do do not drop that ball yeah we haven't dropped it in 2 hours 27 minutes when Monica gets involved the Casual game is unsurprisingly escalated to a full-blown competition but it's no surprise to anyone that Chandler is the weak link 4 hours you guys have been doing this for 4 hours that's right baby all right let me in no no no don't do it don't what he's a dropper the key moment comes at the very end of the episode when viewers are treated to a compilation of Chandler dropping things I'm anything but a dropper number six when he takes a bath hello yes we're all in here and we'd love for you to join us Chandler shows time and time again throughout the show that he isn't exactly secure in his masculinity all right this isn't so bad I like the flowery smell which is okay because I've got my boat so it fits his character perfectly that he would be reluctant to get into the habit of taking bats fans will remember that he willingly took a romantic soap with Monica in season 5 when they first started dating but it takes until season eight for him to want to bathe solo when you get out maybe I can give you a facial I'm going to need a bigger boat this funny plot line ends with a poignant moment when as the friends are gathered around Chandler in the tub Ross and Rachel reveal the sex of their baby of course it's Chandler and his boat that ultimately steal the show we're having a [Applause] [Music] girl I I'll get you later number five flashback Chandler I I'm is little sister okay flashbacks are used sparingly but effectively on Friends giving viewers a glimpse into the past and revealing previously unknown information about our favorite characters in a fan favorite episode The SE friends reminisce about their worst thanksgivings and we get to see Chandler in all his college Glory flock of seagull's haircut and all oh no it's cool you can stay here my parents won't M no it's not that I just want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister we also get to see the disastrous beginnings of Monica and Chandler's relationship with Monica wanting to get revenge on Chandler after he called her fat and accidentally cutting his toll off in the [Music] [Music] process number four the blackout great this is just in the Show's first season fans were still getting to know the character and this iconic episode cemented just how hilarious Chandler can be when New York experiences a city-wide blackout Chandler gets stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill goodacre a real life Victoria Secret model would you like to call somebody yeah about 300 guys I went to high school he panics given the once in a-lifetime opportunity and tries calling Joey for advice resulting in a hilarious exchange over the phone what's up man I'm Tri in an at with you oh my God he's trapped in an ATM vestibule with chill goodle sadly it wasn't meant to be between Chandler and Jill but at this point we knew that Chandler's awkward sense of fumor was Perfection you know on second thought gum would be Perfection gum would be Perfection number three advertising brainstorming cheese it's milk that you chew Chandler's job is a constant running joke on the show due to the fact that none of his friends seem to know exactly what it is that he does when he decides that he needs to follow his passions and do something that really matters to him he attempts to enter the advertising industry a grape because who can get a watermelon in your mouth while we know Chandler can come up with a witty oneliner his marketing skills leave something to be desired the phone bringing you closer to people who have phones throughout the episode he tries advertising slogans while practicing to impress a new employer and each one is worse than the last bagels and Donuts round food for every mood Monica warn me you might do that number two all Janice oh my [Applause] god oh come on did you know that Janice appears at least once in every single season of friends every time she does it means hilarity will ensue due to Chandler's wide range of reactions to her happy valentine day some of our favorite moments are when he set up on a blind date with her when he falls in love with her online and of course when he has to buy a plane ticket to Yemen just to get out of dating her again well then I guess I'm going to Yemen I'm going to Yemen even in the show's final episodes this relationship manages to get big laugh as Monica and Chandler have to devise a plan to ensure that they don't end up living beside Janice in their new home I want you I need you I must have you Janice Litman galck nay hosenstein before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions oh no no don't go I've scared you I've said too much I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love I'm going to say this for the last time would you please just what's that that's that's my nubbing number one BB versus Chandler come here I'm very happy we're going to have all the sex in what's easily one of the best friends episodes everyone in the group finally finds out about Monica and Chandler's romantic relationship Chandler and Monica Chandler Monica oh my God before this happens though a series of events leads to Phoebe seducing Chandler in an effort to call his bluff and get him to admit that he's actually dating Monica oh hello Mr bicep their exchange is almost painfully funny with neither willing to back down first and the situation escalating further and further the end result is not only funny but touching too with Chandler finally exclaiming that he loves Monica okay okay okay okay you win I can't have sex with you and why not because I'm in love with Monica could this friend be any funnier welcome to Miz Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 10 most embarrassing things that happened to Chandler for this list we're looking at those moments on Friends where Chandler came out looking worse for wear and tasted humiliation that fans won't ever forget if you haven't seen Chandler's greatest embarrassments yet then here is your spoiler alert number 10 sitting on his father-in-law's lap Chandler's issues with his father are wellknown but it seems like he just doesn't have luck with Father figures in general please welcome the comforable Helena hand [Applause] basket hello D and there's daddy after Monica asks Chandler to bond with his soon Tobe father-in-law things spiral out of his control while he's initially successful in making Jack like him even being allowed to call him dad Chandler ends up getting too close for comfort when he's momentarily blinded in the steam room Chandler scrambles for a seat only to realize he's landed on Jack's lap so I take off my glasses and that's when it happened guys over here have a seat son hey horrified and embarrassed he has to endure his friend's humiliating remarks of bonding with his father-in-law I know you wanted to bond with my dad but did you really have to bond to that part unfortunately his embarrassment doubles by the end when he shows way more of himself to Jack than he ever wanted so I guess we wear swimsuits in here number nine trying to impress Jill goodacre in his younger days Chandler went through a long period Alone In Search Of Love hold no no don't go I've scared you I've said too much I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love one of his earlier potential romances was with Jill goodacre a gorgeous model clearly out of his League upon being trapped with Jill in an ATM vestibule during a blackout Chandler endlessly debates in his mind how to approach her after some proding from Joey over the phone he decides to play it cool but only manages to make Jill uncomfortable through his awkward word play you know on second thought gum would be Perfection gum would be Perfection accidentally spitting out the Stick of gum Jill offered him Chandler ends up choking when he realizes he's put somebody else's gum back in his mouth although he pretends everything's fine at first he almost passes out before Jill comes to his rescue number eight taking a bubble bath and having all the friends witness it after Monica convinces Chandler to take a bath he starts to fall in love with it but finds himself unable to successfully draw them as well as she does so he ends up stealing a bath that Monica Drew for herself before she can exit the bathroom though Phoebe barges in followed by Joey himself then Rachel and of course Ross to complete things full circle hello yes we're all in here and we'd love for you to join us meanwhile Chandler's bubbles are slowly and inadvertently showing more of himself than he'd like causing the friends to comment and causing Monica to tell him to cover up with a toy boat what are we all doing in here oh my honey cover it up with the boat it ends with Ross and Rachel revealing the sex of their baby resulting in hugs all around while Chandler awkwardly says I'll get you later number seven swallowing a toy gun known for his childish Antics and fun-loving personality Chandler wasn't considered a suitable parental figure by his friends until the end of the series if something were to happen to Ross or myself um you wouldn't get the baby well who would well we haven't officially asked them yet but we would want Monica and Chandler he's seen at his most juvenile when he helps to take care of Phoebe's nieces and nephew after he doesn't exactly have the time of his life changing the baby's diapers Chandler tries to make playtime more fun by bringing over an unsuitable toy figure check it out check it out when the babies wake up they can meet kog however in his attempt to prove the toy safety de accidentally swallows its gun all right I thought about it and maybe you're right maybe kog is not a safe toy oh good what made you change your mind I swallowed a Sonic Blaster gun after spending the rest of the episode struggling to breathe with the gun lodged in his throat Chandler then has to be taken to the emergency room by the end his recurring commitment issues ensure another meltdown you're right I shouldn't freak out cuz this is what it's going to be like when you and I have babies when will that be Phoebe would you take a look at this mess number six hooking up with Bob's girlfriend it seems as if Fate has decided to smile on Chandler when he receives a call on his answering machine from a seductive woman named Jade I barely had the nerve to make this call so you know what I did what I got a little drunk and naked Bob here in order to have a chance with her Chandler pretends to be bob the person Jade meant to call and arranges a date at the coffee shop swooping in as a kind and trustful stranger with a heart of gold Chandler manages to win Jade over making her believe Bob's abandoned her listen I have to I have to I have to confess something yes whoever stood you up is a jerk how did you I don't know unfortunately after he brags to Ross about hooking up with Jade he receives another call from her still believing it to be Bob's number Jade shares Chandler's unsatisfactory performance in excruciating detail speechless he painfully learns the exact reason why Jade found the experience so awkward oh Bob he was nothing compared to you I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name well that makes me feel so good it was just so awkward and bumpy number five getting stuck in a box after wrestling with his feelings for Joey's girlfriend and Kathy for a long time Chandler crosses the line when he and Kathy kiss prompting her to break up with Joey I forgot my purse oh facing no other option to earn and enrage Joey's forgiveness Chandler is forced to lie in a box for hours in order to prove his loyalty this was in response to the time when Joey had been locked in a TV cabinet during a robbery if we still had that entertainment unit I would get in there for 6 hours and think about how I let you down what we got a box while the other friends gather for Thanksgiving dinner Chandler is left Trapped In The Box and when he angers Joey for not taking things seriously he's forced to stay completely silent the worst part is when Kathy arrives to say goodbye and all Chandler can do is sadly finger wave her away goodbye Chandler number four being ridiculed for having a third nipple when Monica finds out that Chandler shared her secret with Phoebe she gets back at him by revealing one of his greatest insecurities I didn't know it was a big secret no it's not big not at all you know kind of on the same lines as say oh I don't know having a third nipple now outed for having a third nipple Chandler is pestered by his friends for the remainder of the episode to share more details about it so what's it shaped like is there a hair on it what happens if you flick it and while he tries to deflect his embarrassment with his usual brand of sarcastic remarks Ross still manages to come up with creative jokes at his expense his unusual Anatomy truly comes to haunt him in his romance with ginger who upon discovering his nubbin quickly finds a reason to end their relationship I I just remembered I have to leave you uh you have you have to leave now how come oh well it's nubin nothing um you know what I'm I'm I'll see you later maybe this was karma for all the times Chandler had broken up with girls for superficial reasons my God that's a big head it didn't look this big in the office maybe it's the lighting my head must look like a golf ball at work number three accidentally telling a child he's adopted no matter how many times Chandler tries to convince his friends he can keep a secret his actions tell us otherwise I didn't think he you could keep it a secret what I am an excellent Secret Keeper I have kept all of our secrets in this episode Phoebe sets Monica and Chandler up to meet her friends Bill and Colleen to learn about the adoption process which spirals into disaster when Chandler meets young Owen he leaves the child horrified by accidentally revealing that he's adopted I'd love to but I got to get back to talking to your parents they're telling us all about how they adopted you [Laughter] what what I'm adopted not knowing how to deal with the situation he attempts to bribe Owen to secrecy but is busted in front of Bill and Colleen he told me and he paid me $50 not to tell which technically now you should get back to make matters much worse Chandler's blithering attempts to apologize result in a traumatized Owen learning the truth about Santa Claus and he and Monica have no choice but to escape Owen doesn't know he's adopted and he also thinks Santa is real he isn't we have to get out of here baby number two getting handcuffed in Joanna's office whether it's fighting over cheesecakes or sharing awkward moments Rachel and Chandler stories always steer out of control let's not say anything else I love you not so tight oh so it's no surprise Chandler's romance with Rachel's boss Joanna came back to haunt him after attempting to break up with Joanna upon Rachel's urging Chandler is instead seduced in her office you're not the boss of me yeah you are unfortunately he's left handcuffed to a chair for hours when Joanna leaves for a meeting an angered Rachel refuses to help Chandler upon discovering him with nowhere to go Chandler begs her to set him free but ends up in a scuffle over his [Music] pants well this is much better when all his attempts to convince Rachel fail he's forced to make a deal with her to stay which doesn't last long as Joey exposes his lies hello hey hello Chandler I love you hey well what's going on oh no he doesn't I mean hasn't that happened to all of us at one time or another no well the man also known as miss chanandler or bong has gone through many more embarrassing moments so let's look at the honorable mentions and then we'll find out which Chandler life event we'd least like to live through hey Eddie stop what are you doing here nothing room just watching his sleep why makes me feel um peaceful okay okay okay okay will you win I can't have sex with you and why not because I'm in love with Monica you're you're [Applause] what hey man hey you start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes he's about my age your age uh-huh sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we don't take library cards what's the matter is something wrong do you have to stay American Express number one getting stuck in a bathroom stall without his clothes talk about a blast from the past past Chandler's past hit him right in the face when he runs into Susie Moss his former classmate from elementary school he's pleasantly surprised to learn she's interested in him after they begin dating Susie presses him to be more adventurous and propositions him in a bathroom stall during dinner I want you right here right now right now right here don't you think we're in kind of a public place they do have the shrimp oh meet me in the bathroom to Chandler's horror though she steals his clothes and reveals her true intentions having concocted an elaborate plan to get back at Chandler for humiliating her at school she leaves him stranded and wearing only her panties to feel a similar shame wa what do you mean what do I mean what do you mean what do I mean I mean Underpants Mister that's what I mean what what what you mean my skirt you lifted kids laughing When Ross and Joey's arrival only brings in further jokes at his expense A desperate Chandler has no choice but to step out in public in all his [Music] glory I'm Chandler I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable welcome to Miz Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 Chandler Bing quotes from friends for me gum is perfection I'm not great at the advice can I interest you in a sarcastic comment I've scared you I've said too much I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love for this list we'll be going over some of the funniest lines spoken by Chandler Bing from the sitcom Friends number 10 a complete nightmare Chandler arguably has worse luck with women than Joey and Ross so when the latter finds himself having to choose between Rachel and his then girlfriend Julie Chandler is less than sympathetic I don't know what I'm going to do what am I going to do I mean this this is like a complete nightmare Chandler Compares having the love of two gorgeous women to other non problems like having a wallet too small for $50 bills or having ill-fitting diamond shoes oh I know this must be so hard oh no two women love me they're both gorgeous and sexy my wallet's too small for my 50s and my diamond shoes are too tight this is some classic Chandler sarcasm and it's a line we love to bust out ourselves whenever someone we know complains needlessly what's that fueling your private jet costs too much that must be so terrible number nine a bad situation during season 4 Chandler finds his friendship with Joey tested like never before that was Joey he's running a little late and he says he's sorry oh so I guess it's just uh you and me then the cause is the fact that he finds himself falling for Joey's girlfriend Kathy the two of them have incredible chemistry and one night night when Joey's out with another girl they act on their feelings with a kiss I forgot my purse oh after the initial Joy wears off both realize what they've done Chandler makes the suggestion that they swallow their feelings even if they're unhappy forever okay here's what we do we we forget it happened what okay we we swallow our feelings even if it means we're unhappy forever sound good the fact that he sarcastically asks Kathy if this idea sounds good makes this otherwise dramatic scene hilarious number eight uncomfortable this one pretty much sums Chandler up in a nutshell as well as anyone else who uses humor to ease tension or to get themselves out of a sticky situation oh my God I know but just let me say it oh my God Richard what I'm Chandler oh that's Richard be forewarned though this technique could backfire and you may have to Res resort to being candid instead Chandler learned this firsthand when he and Monica bumped into Monica's ex Richard and his date on the very same night the Chandler intended to propose Monica Chandler he hey hey I don't know why I did that surprised by the unexpected turn of events they begin by exchanging pleasantries and Chandler makes Small Talk the only way he knows how by cracking a joke I you got your mustache back well my nose got lonely and you don't have a mustache which is good noticing that his quip about Lisa's mustache or lack thereof doesn't go over too well he quickly introduces himself with this and it couldn't be any more perfect I'm Chandler I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable number seven tanning Ross's experience with getting a spray on tan leads to all manner of hilarity how do I know when it's going to start hello the hapless guy makes several crucial mistakes during the process leading to his ultimately getting a quadruple dose of the spray on his front in between sessions he goes to Monica and Chandler's apartment and shows off the unfortunate results that have him looking like well this hold on there's something different upon telling Chandler he went to the place his wife suggested Chandler has a small inquiry I went to that tanning place your wife suggested was that place the sun it's a classic sarcastic Chandler moment and pun Ates what's already a funny situation making it even funnier number six Scottish getting married can be a stressful event and while friends and family can often offer support and Aid they can also be a source of stress what is that I think it's the dying cat parade such is the case for Monica and Chandler when they discover what Ross has planned for their wedding one day the two of them over hear loud poorly played bagpipe music coming from across the street they're horrifying tried to discover that it's Ross with Chandler realizing that Ross plans to play at their wedding after Ross asked him earlier about his Scottish Heritage you know that thing that Ross was going to do at our wedding he was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and he said you're half Scottish right when Monica rhetorically demands to know why his family is Scottish Chandler shoots back why is your family Ross the man has some dang witty replies and this is one of our favorites number five gum oh great this is just early on in friends we get one of the funniest Chandler story lines of all during a blackout Chandler is separated from the rest of the gang and trapped in an ATM vestibule there's good news and bad news the good news he's trapped in there with supermodel Jill goodacre would you like to call somebody yeah about 300 guys I went to high school the bad news he's trapped in there with supermodel Jill goodacre we're offered a rare glimpse into Chandler's neurotic inner thoughts as he stresses out over every little thing even something as simple as being offered gum sends him into knots what the hell was that mental note if Jill goodacre offers you gum you take it if she offers you mangled animal carcass you take it however it leads to one of his funniest quotes in which Chandler claims that her offer of gum would be Perfection you know what second thought gum would be Perfection this is the kind of awkward quote that makes Chandler very relatable gum would be Perfection could have said gum would be nice could have said I'll have a stick but no no no no no for me gum is perfection I loathe myself number four parachute Ross's ex-wife having a baby brings out lots of reactions in the group as they spend hours in the waiting room no fair I don't even have one how come they get two you'll get one oh yeah when Monica in particular feels envious of the new mother she sees Chandler trying to help out posits that if neither of them are married by the time they reach the age of 40 they could get together and have children when we're 40 if neither of us are married what do you say you and I get together and have one however Monica responds by wondering why he thinks she won't be married at 40 caught off guard Chandler panics and eventually jokes that what he thought was an imaginary parachute is actually a napsack even diving over the back of his chair uh uh well dear God this this parachute is a napsack it's a great moment that not only foreshadows his relationship with Monica but is hysterical and sympathetic to boot we've all found ourselves in a situation like this number three advice the friendship between Joey and Rachel is usually fairly strong however things get awkward between them after Joey confesses to being in love with her while on a friend friend date worried over what to do Rachel asks Monica and Chandler and while Chandler offers a reassurance that things will get better with time Rachel presses him for specific advice I know it's tough now but things will get better how do you know that what if it just gets worse and worse and worse to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other this quote is another one that perfectly encapsulates Chandler as a character I'm not great at the advice can I interest you in a sarcastic comment some cheese sarcasm is definitely his wheelhouse and we certainly defer to his expertise in that area that's kind of what this list is about cheese is still good consolation though number two hopeless in love oh you didn't have to do this yes I did yes I did because you're my girlfriend and that's what girlfriend should should get when Chandler begins dating Janice again he worries about commitment but he takes the guy's advice and decides to face his fear unfortunately it goes a little too well and I want to meet your parents we should take a trip with your parents in his eagerness to commit to Janice he begins suggesting things that are way too much way too fast this scares Janice away which Chandler even realizes in the moment hold on don't go I've scared you I've said too much I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love this might be his most relatable quote of all of course not all of us chase down our love interests on the street but most of us have had some pretty desperate moments in our Pursuit Of Love hey Janice it's me um yeah I I just wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions Bo Peep from that smirk he gives you can tell he's proud of this one hey I'm sorry we don't have your sheep knock knock doorknobs meanwhile prefer turns of phrase I'm funny right what do you know you're a door you just like knock knock jokes save it for inside nervous we understand this was a common problem for early hominin no no homohabilis was erect Australopithecus was never fully erect well maybe he was nervous running into Janice the rest of Destiny's Child on the other hand what a small world and yet I never run into Beyonce electric drill Joey triani handyman oh sorry did I get you no you didn't get me it's an electric drill you get me you kill me before we continue be sure to subscribe to our Channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for okay videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one Q-tip while Joey and Chandler are totally best friend goals Chandler can sometimes be exasperated by his buddy seeming lack of intelligence hey anybody know a good tailor this arguably reaches its peak when he asks Joey for help in finding a tayor joey recommends a guy he's been going to for years and struggles to remember not only what age was when he got his first suit but also when 1990 was don't you go see Frankie my family's been going to him forever he did my first suit when I was 15 no wait 16 no excuse me 15 all right when was 1990 Chandler delivers an epic burn on the source of Joey's memory troubles okay you have to stop the qtip when there's resistance although his sarcasm at Joey's advice on what to say to his tailor when Chandler sees him is also gold this Q-tip quote is not only our favorite but also reportedly Matthew Perry's too Chandler when you see Frankie tell him Joey tribiani says hello he'll know what it means you sure he's going to be able to crack that code please share your favorite Chandler quote in the comments below do you agree with our piic check out this other recent clip from Miz Mojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos [Music]

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Id: JmPQ2eiNpdc

Length: 49min 36sec (2976 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 31 2023