Bite Me (feat. Crabstickz)

(Swishy Swish Fisty Fist) (Musical Sting) (A Distant Scream) Tom, there are zo- Zombies? I know. I saw them... In season 6 of The Walking Dead... Available now on NowTV Is this erm... Is this a sponsored video? A guys gotta eat. I don't think you do Tom. That hurts Chris. (Squeaky noise) Chris, you've been bitten. You're gonna turn a into zombie. I know! What am I gonna do?! You're gonna turn into a zombie. I KNOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? You're gonna turn into a zombie. (Chris slaps Tom) Unbelievable. How do I stop it Tom? Don't worry... I have an idea... What is i- OUCH!! Tom!! WHY!!?! Now you won't turn into a zombie. Yeah! Only because i'm gonna turn into a vampire. I did not plan for this... TOM! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART! Einstein was smart Chris and he's dead. I never thought of it that way... (Tom kills the vampire) I have a new plan. A werewolf plan. (Bite) OUCH! You're welcome. But werewolves are even worse! That's wolfist Chris. I don't believe in wolfism Tom. I've never experienced it. Neither have I... Maybe it doesn't exist... (Tom shoots the werewolf) But I don't want to turn into a werewolf either! How about a Ghost? But the prom is tomorrow and i'll have no BODY to go with. Seriously? I'm very alone. How about a Mummy? I'm not sure i'm ready for kids. How about a Witch? I don't know how to spell Hyper Intelligent Horse Person? I don't love it Alien Is he here legally? Zombie? Oh yeah! Oh wait! NO! NOW I'M TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE AGAIN! (Zombie groan) WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! You're gonna turn into a zombie. T-Tom do something!! OUCH!! There! Problem solved. I'm all better? Better than ever. Thanks Tom! I wish more people were like you. Me too Chris. Me too. Ouch! What's wrong? I've been bitten by a mosquito (Gasp) (Gasp) Nah, i'm sure it'll be fine. ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

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Views: 7,554,359

Rating: 4.9763799 out of 5

Keywords: tomska, crabstickz, funny, comedy, sketch, chris kendall, crabsticks, thomas ridgewell, bite me, halloween, bite, vampire, zombie, walking dead, now tv, twd

Id: wufXYCvN_uY

Length: 2min 18sec (138 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 16 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/skohage]

Turn on the Captions.

[u/Zapk]

He gained a lot of weight.

[u/TheVictim03]

Glad to see Tommy is back!! Bringing back the laughter.

[u/safe4lofe]

hahaha

[u/Ostracized]

He looks like a cross between Justin Beiber and Tim Heidecker.

[u/dallusdapwnage]

I miss Edd

[u/spower21]

This escalated...wierdly