Refusing to loop

today we're going to be doing a run off stream what i've noticed i don't think i've did a single loop in risk of rain 2 since the survivors of the void dlc started that shit's crazy so today we're going to change that but i'm not doing this on stream okay that's embarrassing no one should have to see my shame also we're gonna one take jake this okay i'm not doing another run all right we don't cherry pick runs here now i don't have chat here to actually pick the survivor so i'm just going with bandit because i'm trying to steal your heart all right so we got three items it's two minutes in we're doing it we we've done the rule fun fact chap oh chat oh god i'm so naked i'm nothing without chad one thing to know chap is that shrine of chances are the most efficient form of chest in terms of credits ever since that video if you see a shrine of chance it's actually a good thing now they might scam you but they give you two items for the cost of like one and a third so kind of like getting a free item free uh in terms of credits not in terms of actual money slash time investment sadly speaking of money and time investment four minutes in let's count the items kids with me one a two a three a four a five a six a seven i don't know if i counted that correctly i i black i blacked out halfway through one two three four five six okay oh i had my winter soldier moment in the middle of counting oh two crowbars 150 damage increase it's like a free shake glass five things to print this is how you're supposed to play on eclipse no looping huh think about it chat i'm gigga chad now i'm changed i'll never be the same again oh my god speaking of not having any equipment i know that someone mentioned that right now in my brain the other voices where's my equipment so this is the legendary pot pot friend map uh i'm not doing it because i don't like the pods and i'm a protester i fight for my cause which is not having to do any pots uh reagan really got a hold of me and what can i say oh there's the equipment i was begging for oh what a oh what a bad day oh i'm not doing the pots i refuse nope i mean there's a pot in a really good location i mean nope i'm not doing the pots no don't do it double up i think i see three shrines of chances on one map okay all right runs over chat thank you ah take a drink every time i say chap chat chat chat no i mean what can i say when i say that shrines of chances are the best thing to ever exist in meristem brain two hey take my word for it all right i know best papa knows best oh that pot is so close though no no no no no ah dude all right we got it i moved the pot and then immediately eight things spawned i'm molded and i can't that would have been so easy to move it there oh oh my god am i good yo messi no call me lionel all right gg yeah i think that's why you always wait oh wait all right listen beetles truce you stand on that i'll go step on the other one all right we have 54 stacks this should be dang near darn near i want admittedly i don't know what would have done more damage oh my oh we hate to see it we hate to see i i feel like this is such a bait you can't use this if i get another regenerating scrap i'm in a mold because this is the one time that i want to not loop oh oh [Music] what is this it might be mocked right now hello you give me not just regenerating scrap but you also bless my presence with a credit card a credit card well also we have a shipping request form wow anything about that and there it is there's the regenerating scrap yeah this game's this game's pulling my pud but also something that's criminal that we should point out here can't use the regenerating scrap on anything i don't think there's uh a single part in the stage that i can use ooh and there's the bug i know the solution to this thinking i can't have my cake and eat it too ah chat would be so happy right now holy cow holy oink going zoo pals if only they could see me now buying an equipment drone i just heard moans from across the united states all right give me one shot oh please please please please shatter spleen was my go-to but i'll take it you hear a distant worrying how i haven't done i've done jack oh i will not be tempted so easily maybe at the end though oh there's no dude this game hates me there is no humanly way possible that i have three regenerating straps this is the problem of not using lunar portals so you can't guaranteed get the suit and this is also the problem not looping i feel so cringe and weird to not be able to use three regenerating scraps oh what a travesty what a travesty of the highest occurred how does the worrying girl out i am simple i kill no eggs i caused no harm oh oh look at this missile huge missile huge missile coming in massive look at that all right what did we get what's our boon our interstellar dust plane i swears this item is the most amazing that's actually not bad not bad stage five is gonna be interesting to say the least there's a lot riding on what stage five our last stage before we have to go fight memphis again i i'll state i've had regenerating scrap this entire time i have not used it there's not been a single printer it is sad and i would like to file a report with the uh bureau of labor just forgive me please build we got going on though soul bound catalyst interstellar dust plant uh what was the other thing gore's tone oh my god oh my god i don't even know what it is it could be though it could be literally squids i don't care being able to actually use my item oh one two three thank you so much also i didn't scatter on the map to see if there were better printers so it's my fault if we end up with a crap one that's questionable hold on now you're saying i could have multiple dis problems that's the first time i've ever went monka hmm i've ever thought well hold on now let's think about the lysate so especially since i don't have an equipment yet and there's no equipment this is odd this stage not having equipment things equipment multi-shop is unheard of it's probably up here because i don't even know if it it has to spawn them it has to like legally i could sue hoku games right now it does not spawn uh oh uh oh opu games is gonna be financially liable wow i sense a scam oh my god i am the unluckiest on this not actually not even on this stage the amount of times i've hit like these and it's been like wow can't believe you hit it 13 times in a row that's like a 0.00001 chance of happening that's crazy and then it happens every stage upsetting very very upsetting yeah i don't want to get an item with two more items to get by the way we haven't gotten a single item from that one [Laughter] a funny game ah funny funny funny uh let's give me my money all right everything i said about shrine of chances being good i take it all back this is not gonna give me any money it's not gonna give me an item yep we haven't pulled a single item from that shrine of chance yet there hasn't been a single one not a one nope no sir all right that was the most expensive opal i've ever seen hmm all right what is it it's like 14k that's more than a legendary chest would be if it was on this map by the way a little fact for you there commenters see changed up you're not chat anymore [Music] holy cow holy oink oink zoo pal i almost yo almost uh looped on accident on accident hello i'm gonna go grab the lycee cell because for some reason some cool reason are we gonna be able to holy there's no way that's crazy all right we got both they made it hard for us but we got both all right all right so we have four desperados and our desperado apparently the license cell has a cooldown uh it doesn't tell you though apparently has a 17 chance but only on the first stack fun fact well at least we can get both of these okay this lightsay cell is oh chef's kiss i wonder what mithrix's special is huh don't worry i've got all the shots i can miss sure i might not be the best aimer in the game but i am the best haver of many stacks um to binge rank out is it's not bad oh what a what a crime wait a minute wait a minute all of my reds are trash i could have a lot of these just a casual 11 tardigrades now um wrong anyway off to mythrix we go 56 minutes wow i took a whole ass hour on this mithrix how are you doing buddy nice try bucko by the way bandit mains don't flame me for not reloading my shots i don't really care i i dislike his m1 for that one person who said it was the greatest m1 in the game wow very interesting mythics very interesting indeed brother bear interesting save the save me tardigrades you saved me what please 400 hp just die like a man bam there we go i got a stack of desperado off my threes how many people could say that 17k 11k what is hitting me from that far excuse me targeting systems online 17k 20k 100 pants maybe we should just stay on this one maybe we should just farm more of the little ones my god 12k 13k i'm just gonna keep saying numbers for anyone who's actually not watching 100k vlog champ what oh hey mythics hey chill out buddy i'm friendly oh mythrix hold still my aim is not that good my tracing is bad don't call me a tracer i'm already widowmaker am i behind him oh i'm in front of him all right do your little attack revolve these doors on me oh blocked please mythrix your little things are shooting me this isn't fair matrix please also some of my drones are dead that's kind of i don't know how to feel about that 10k imagine i use i get i get my atg on that 10k crit oh i'd be a nasty little man i'd be a bad boy mithrix i'd be a bad boy all right let's get the h out of here before these things start shooting me i'm speaking of shooting me matrix chill daddy can i get behind him no they told me i could be framed perfect all right we're leaving making like a tree listen the reason we're doing this oh i hate taking those the reason we're doing this is because he has shurikens yeah those right there you see those that is the reason we're gonna shoot him again if he hits us with those we die so we can't risk showing up oh he blocked yeah very increased very frustrating he blocked my desperado again i ain't three see how but we don't do that [Music] all right you still got him there we go oh he still has him oh there we go we're safe we're safe we can do it again and that's just mythics in a nutshell how to beat mythrix my first try eclipse no loop it's a poop what can i say what can i say undefeated in the gladiatorial arena how do i always end up choosing this portal it's almost a crime well well well ah i don't know it does kind of feel empty though i don't get to show doubters doubters in shambles i don't get to say a believer's believer's big payout today oh my god that's why you never doubt so um so youtube comments can you like role play with me maybe a little just pretend you're twitch chat be like poggies i can't believe he actually won i was believer all time did that do that for me and maybe like the video and subscribe i'd appreciate it thank you this one was for you anyway i just wanted to get on here and do a quick quick no loop risk of rain to iran out of character for me in fact uh this is the first one that i've done since the new update so hats off to me what can i say swagmoney69 gets it done all the time i wish i could say i cherry picked this run but no i'm just i'm just skilled enough that i can get on not even play a single game today no warm-up game first game of the day come on bomb bomb click click boom boom as they say as they say so uh this is swagman69 signing out

Channel: rndThursday

Views: 70,277

Keywords: ror2, risk of rain 2, risk of rain 2 gameplay, ror2 eclipse

Id: 1OyeZBaYEgk

Length: 19min 35sec (1175 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 14 2022