RedLetterMedia - AVP : Alien vs Predator Commentary Highlights

hello and welcome to the uh half in the bag commentary track for alien vs predator the hit film from 2004. the movie that underwhelmed audiences everywhere well both of you guys saw this movie when it came out in the theaters right yeah or did you watch it on dvd or i i saw this in the theater you paid money to see this in the theater yeah i took my little brother to see it in the theater rich evans did you go by yourself in a trench coat and sunglasses i don't remember who the [ __ ] i saw this with it may have been nobody it may have been well what the [ __ ] else am i gonna do tonight i'll just go see aliens versus predator this is the ultimate what else am i gonna do movies like there's absolutely nothing else on i guess so is this is this does this predate the resident evil series from the acclaimed director paul w s anderson no he actually turned down directing resident evil whatever the second one is to direct this instead oh you know that was a good choice i guess so yeah this is better than the second resident evil movie i'll give it that this is better than any of the resident evil movies not that i think this is a work of art yeah it wasn't as bad as i remember no the problem is it's a movie with no one to root for and nothing to care about well it's like this this woman right here is our main character i for one i don't even remember her name and we we just watched this last night i don't remember her name and her only character is that she's a black woman yeah this is a the their little team that goes on this expedition it's a multi-racial multicultural group and that's their only trait each of them this is the italian guy yeah he's spud from train spotting yeah i i i did they set up any kind of backstory with her she's like the guide she's supposed to keep everybody else alive so they don't die in the frozen wasteland yeah but there there is no attempt to establish like any kind of character arc no there's no character her family wants her to come back or she you know her husband is doing this or she she's got to learn something although you could say like ripley in the first alien movie what do we really know about her when that starts that's true that's true how did she not notice that helicopter landing or the fact that the guy was talking to her like and she could hear him because he's right above her not just on the phone who is this my name is maxwell's staff i represent weyland industries let me guess he's suing us again a helicopter is a loud device you know i don't think that bottle cap makes any sense these are presumably ruins right yeah and he was digging around inside a ruin that one assumes has been buried for a thousand years and there's a pepsi no no it's it's the show that someone has looted it already okay okay and also to squeeze in a product placement because their entire movie takes place in a inside a a pyramid underground yeah they're they can't put a pepsi machine uh glowing in the background yeah in the ancient pyramid but you know why not why'd they do it they could have yeah [Music] [Applause] uh i don't think you spring around here oh and here we have weyland explaining the mission to them and it's just like prometheus yeah oddly enough there are a lot of similarities um you have your band of uh characters and then waylon shows up and explains everything yeah except they were facing the other way in prometheus and weyland was a hologram okay there's some subtle differences and also weyland was not lance henriksen no well i think this is weird that lance hendrickson is i think they showed that magazine cover and his middle name is bishop and it's like okay oh yeah but the another wayland an ancestor of this shows up in alien 3 right and he looks exactly the same well that's lance hendrickson an alien three yeah who's not weyland he's he's he's he's michael weyland he's an ancestor oh it's a pretty big coincidence that uh generations apart two people would look uh completely identical well if it's alien three it wouldn't be an ancestor it would be a descendant they're a descendant sure that's wrong this is an ancestor this is an ancestor this is the original weyland yeah there are at least three lance hendrickson's in the alien saga at least he's cheap with lance hendrickson happy halloween oh peanut butter jelly what's your 20 in the banister family's most hair-raising adventure yet twinkle twinkle little star the dog who saved halloween the only reason he's in this is connection to alien series right he's all they got aside from the aliens themselves well that's the interesting thing i was looking up information on this movie and because i was curious the first time we watched it i was trying to remember which came first this or freddy versus jason yeah and freddy vs jason was 2003 so a year before this and that movie just made a ton of money which i think kind of surprised a lot of people but it was a big hit and why wouldn't that surprise a lot of people everyone wanted to see freddie versus jason well 10 years earlier 10 years earlier sure but uh but yeah so apparently at the same time uh that that movie was being made freddy versus jason uh james cameron was uh putting together a script for a fifth alien movie that sigourney weaver was attached to be in and ridley scott was interested in directing and then oh no and then freddie versus jason was a big hit and 20th century fox decided that uh they were going to abandon the james campbell [Music] alien vs predator this movie had a uh a two-month shoot and four-month uh post-production and that was quickly rushed into theaters that is the most depressing thing i've ever heard yeah i went from being ambivalent about this movie now i hate it yeah i'm just guessing the connection between freddie versus jason coming out and this coming out less than a year later but there was before this existed there was talk of the james cameron ridley scott yeah uh new alien movie oh i didn't know that that like i was going to say if if this came out in 2004 and freddie versus jason was 2003 this was probably in production and you know and nope wow so thank you 20th century fox although you know what i'm sure that decision was a creative decision and not a financial one well there was an artistic decision there was someone who just had this story that they wanted to tell buddy versus aliens versus predators apparently they were going to possibly make an alien versus predator before they went and did alien resurrection too there's a wonderful interview with somebody we were talking about that where she wasn't sure if she wanted to come back to the alien series but then she found out that they wanted to make that and she said that idea sounded awful well i haven't seen them because i heard also that the alien doesn't beat the predator and i thought well [ __ ] that so that's the reason she pushed for doing alien resurrection instead yeah which whatever you can say about that movie it's a little more interesting than this yeah i don't mind the the variety of characters because i mean i'm looking at this and they're you know you they show the the female with the spiky hair yeah and i think of aliens and aliens had all those yeah like vasquez and all the different like but james cameron and uh whoever wrote that script to aliens i don't know was it james campbell i think it was um he gives he gives them the little touches and and it's done a little um it's not a lot better than this but you get to know all those characters much better and really without without um too much too much information yeah and this it's like like why does that work and this doesn't a lot of it can come out of just performances like yeah they can bring subtlety to it but these are all just bland actor people yeah they're like robots when i was a kid growing up in italy you know what they call a moon that big [Music] hmm would we complain though if they if they threw in too many stereotypes like we're we're putting together a rag tag team and you know there's the guy with the cowboy hat who's got two revolvers oh that would be bad too that would just be a different type of band but but would it work for a move like a schlock movie like this i think it would the tone of this yeah for the tone of a movie like aliens is you know it's still a sci-fi action movie but this is sci-fi action but i think it's just there's a blandness to all these characters yeah and i would have preferred you know a whole like the crazy this or that and i think whoever wrote this they were this is all just filler this is just what you have to put in the prerequisites to make it a movie every everyone other than than the black woman everyone's purpose is just to die yeah in this movie so if they were long colorful characters yeah i'm fine with that yeah no it's very obvious later on in the movie which shots were done specifically so they could put them in the trailer yeah of course you got the two monsters facing each other they do that twice yeah i wonder if they use both those shots in the trailer this is a shot they used in the trailer too just the penguin that's the tag at the end of the trailer the alien versus predator versus penguin i would watch that movie yeah oh here's a weird little detail we noticed it looks like they lightened up that shot right around his face yeah yeah there's like a glow around his face and it's very obvious yeah go go back and look at that yeah rewind it's very weird yeah rewind your vhs tape and look at that well i guess we'll talk about the the canon and how whalen is not guy pierce and doesn't live 300 years in the future yeah um well i guess we'll talk about that later maybe the scene where he he throws a spear or tries to tries to set a predator on fire with a can of hairspray you remember that after the predator says i'm not going to kill you you're already dying of lung cancer uh don't you turn your back on me but anyway um okay so i i forget what happens here there's they they have little drop pods that come down so they're they're maybe the hole is made ahead of time and they're planning to drop down they show them making the hole from space they shoot a laser from space but they're they're not in there yet they will land later they will land i think they and then you pointed out rich that the hole burned a hole through the laser burned a hole the laser okay this is this whaling village and the laser they shot from space burned a hole through the buildings as well as the ground yeah none of the humans seem to think there's anything particularly worrisome about this well did they even notice the hole in the building i think they did i thought they looked up at some point okay because it's very obvious they're worried about some other humans beating them to the mining side how far does it go down all the way to the pyramid there it is clear as day and the same time yesterday nothing what about this what about this this thing that burned a hole through the building that very clearly came from the sky cj you're a horror fan that's why you like the first alien i i prefer alien over aliens i i i prefer science fiction actiony kind of things yeah so i prefer the second one yeah both good movies both fine movies they're both great movies they just do entirely different things yeah and that's good that is good good i mean predator 2 was predator one but in the city in the city that's like the crocodile dundee sequel it's usually the same thing but but more of it i was reading about it i didn't i i heard it like a synopsis i don't remember any of the details but like the original script for aliens three or one of them and the ending was 20 queen aliens versus 20 power suits oh jesus it's like they just took the ending of the first alien or this i guess the second alien movie and they just multiplied it by 20. yeah an original script it was it was like yeah it was gonna be michael baine was gonna be the star it was gonna be it's gonna be hicks okay and then i i don't remember any of the details i just remember laughing when i heard that the ending was gonna be 20 queen aliens jesus yeah that sounds like 20 of those power loader suits that sounds like the dumbest idea it sounds like something they would think of right after aliens was a big hit [ __ ] yeah the the predators in this movie are all too big and bulky they look comical they've never really looked as good as they do in the first movie no well the one in the first movie yeah it looks like a guy in a halloween costume yeah like like a someone at a convention like i made my predator costume yeah it's like a cosplay thing yeah i mean it's not it's not as bad as that they should have winter coats on though they have their skin exposed and that's true it makes sense when they're in the jungle or in a heat wave in los angeles right right well later on in this movie nobody feels cold anymore yeah i think you would die in like 10 seconds it's like minus 50. completely exposed in the arctic but does it really matter [Laughter] not in this movie because filmmakers don't care we don't care we just got to see things punch each other no this thing is you you recognize this imagery here's an alien here's a predator yeah you know these things there's got to be at least one time in in one of those hundred year stretches where the predators come down and they're like oh there's no one here nobody here i have to go now i have to go now the predators went back to their home place because it seems a little convoluted you know just a little bit yeah yeah it's almost like they're trying to shoehorn a story where there is yeah it's like they're trying to fill most of the movie with nonsensical plot in order to pad it out to a feature film to have a movie where aliens fight predators it's the aztec calendar sure sure okay wait wait do they really need people why can't they just like go out of the jungle capture a few bears throw the bears down into the temple and then let the bears get impregnated by aliens then they get to fight alien bears that would be great it's established that the alien [Music] parasite can host in anything yeah and it adapts depending on what animal it's in yeah so why not why not use like a bear or a lion i i don't know a lion predator that would be or a lion alien would be interesting alien allele in lille yeah or george just uh abduct 10 humans and bring them aboard your spaceship and just do a thing there well this one originally it was the the the the mayans or whoever it was that they had built these temples they had people that would they were willing to offer up sacrifice yeah yeah so they sort of had to the predators had they kind of changed their plan over time i guess yeah and that was no longer the case and just kind of like check back every now and then and hope a polar expedition of boring characters well maybe it shows up at your temple yeah maybe unlike every planet like the the predators have like a little temple set up with the population there and if if like there's no humans around the century well they just go to the next backwards planet they go to the globe these predators have a lot of time on their hands yeah yeah the predators are the the klingon contradiction of if you're an advanced species that has developed space travel you don't act like a barbarian mean like savage i can't imagine a klingon warrior trying to figure out how to make a warp engine sitting there with like spectacles on and like working at a computer it's not the warrior way nerd you should be murdering things i'm trying to develop space travel don't waste your time on such things like it's a contradiction basically but it's a science fiction schlock movie well do the predators do anything else with their existence but go to planets and hunt things you know that's all we've ever seen them do we don't know these could just be like elite rich predators that's an interesting idea that they're all like yeah they're they're like uh weekend warriors yeah literally there's a there's uh yeah predators back home you know they wear suits yeah then on the weekends they go to other planets and uncles and top hats and they have cocktail parties i'm ready for the big hunting trip this weekend we're going to alpha centauri 4. make sure you wear your monster costume yeah these costumes are sort of like a joke to them it really scares the natives yeah it's traditional we have to wear them whoa we got some nice matrix shots there for some reason it's not enough that we're we're uh mining the alien and predator series and stealing from the movie cube throwing some some matrix visuals of the chest burster jumping through the air i'd rather be watching cube [Laughter] okay here's here's another question i have why did they bring guns they pull these bad ass guns out of the suitcase but they thought they were going on an expedition to a lost temple yeah were they expecting to find monsters you never know you can never be too prepared who are all these guys like i don't know like they should all be nerdy scientists yeah so it makes you wonder if whalen had uh ulterior motives they never yeah but they never hint at that no no that's i mean okay like that guy's like a special forces guy like i mean maybe you bring like survivalists yeah but not not a i guess a military guy would have survival skills so bring them along but yeah that's a good point why to go to an into an abandoned temple with all these all these guns what if it's not abandoned that's the one line you throw in the script to establish that yeah now whatever just throw that light in and we'll move on it's possible there are still mayans living right we better bring machine gun [Laughter] well why are they killing the people here like why are the people fighting the predators they want their guns for some okay for some explicable reason the predators don't bring their own guns yeah but they have guns in the temple it's part of their ritual or something it's what it is there's an excuse to have yeah it's an excuse to have the predators fight the humans everything in this movie is just a big excuse to have things happen yeah every every story element we can't just have the aliens fighting the predators we gotta have them fight humans too because predator there's guns or something and they want their guns back how's that how's that excuse why making guns make it some sort of little statue or some predator thing that's sacred to them right the sacred gem of victory i don't know and then when they say guns they want their guns back it sounds so stupid and they say weapon they want their weapons back their ceremonial weapons actually i think they need the guns to kill the aliens efficiently because they're using their like blades to kill the aliens but their blades keep melting because of the acid why not just round the alien so without without the guns the predators are are mismatched it's in favor of the aliens so they need those guns why don't the the predators just just uh bomb the aliens from orbit and then just go we did it do i have a hunt at all because that's what they do if you're saying because they're predators and they hunt mike have you seen tree stand safety i have sort of weird i just noticed that that statue the part that just came back out and closed the door it was like a predator statue but it was an alien insignia right on its crotch oh that's a little odd yeah what does that mean that they they they [ __ ] aliens what do you think it means that's the end of the ceremony oh there's that slime there's the slime we noticed during the opening of this it says it's rated pg-13 for uh what is it i haven't written down horror horror okay horror images slime and gore okay so you have to warn your audience about slime yeah but uh that's the deciding factor if a parent's going to take their kid to see this movie i don't know there's a little bit of slime in it it should really tell you how much slime because that would really be the the clincher small amounts of slime there's just a little bit of slime on the gun oh okay that's not bad i want to i want to put in the ghostbusters dvd and see if it warns us about slime can we watch ghostbusters ghostbusters 2 would be rated r now if slime was an issue wait wait we're missing the part where man is looking around with flashlight can you guys shut up for a minute do you see that tiny little bit of blood dripping down the i did yeah that was frightening [Laughter] somebody got a paper puncher i'm also terrified terrified well that was they show that guy he gets uh uh stuck under that net and then the net starts turning and tightening yeah like that could have been cool but then the predator just stabs them yeah like i want to see that get tight and like they even show that in resident evil yeah i was gonna get chopped into little pieces i was gonna say that i think that's the same actor isn't it i don't know and so paul w.s anderson must have a oh here it is here's the trailer shot yep this is the reason the movie was made that's it folks see you later i i can't appreciate the the costumes and the physical alien props and stuff like here here's our here's our fight this is if you want to the whole reason you went to this movie was just to see an alien rolling around on the floor with a predator you get it here yep this is it we have nothing to say about it well it makes it it makes you realize why maybe this entire concept was a bad idea because why the [ __ ] should we care i just watched this scene and and it's shot you know at a uh not a higher frame rate but um the shutters the shutter is a little quicker and it looks and the camera's shaking and i just picture like the crew filming it and these just these two guys in rubber costumes like the when you pull yourself out of it take away all the sound effects the music and you just got two guys in rubber suits rolling around judge punch him a little harder mark can't hear what you're saying this is this is a way for a studio to make money off of yeah with the exception of weyland as a character in this it could but that's the thing it does have wayland nobody who made this gave a [ __ ] about the franchise and the continuity clearly yeah look out look out predator alien is there he's the predator he's the character i care about he's the man oh oh i guess he is the master hunter okay is he the only one left at this point this is cool this is kind of neat yeah you see its brain then it comically slumps to the ground yeah the other two predators have been killed at this point so it's just him and he now wants to stop the aliens from getting out of control because why he well he realizes the situation's gotten [ __ ] up beyond his control why is he their hunting trip turned insane yeah well what was it what what were they expecting though it went according to plan as far as i know right well they were supposed to get their guns so they could kill the aliens easily yeah and then their hunt would be fun i guess but he's killing the aliens easily but they established no he's not they established that flashback two of them are dead yeah they established in that flashback that when things get [ __ ] up uh they just blow everything up set a bomb off so why doesn't he just do that yeah he'll get into a little spaceship and fly away and blow everybody up to be fair they do well that's eventually what happens but what's he doing right now he's taking the time to give himself a ceremonial marking because he killed an alien and these guys are talking at full volume right on the other side he can hear you through that little hole [Laughter] there's always time to burn your face with acid so okay is the predator now caught in his own trap like does he know how to make the the temple move around to get out no i don't think he does i think that he's caught his own trap that's not very smart they were supposed they were supposed to easily get the guns they didn't anticipate the human beings stealing their guns okay so they don't have the guns but if they had the guns does that still mean they were caught in their own trap like is it no because that's that is the design that's the game to them are you does this just this is me this is my interpretation yes because they should have a little fail-safe button that says undo the temple thing yeah so i can get out what if he has an asthma attack right and he needs his respirator yeah i'm just picturing his jowls during an asthma attack or what if his wife calls about important information about their bank account back on predator world honey we're victims of id theft [Laughter] what's that above them is that a way out that light yeah is that the sky i i guess i don't think anybody knows what that is i think that's the sky it couldn't be the sky though because this thing's buried under oh and it's at night tons of ice yeah and it's not nighttime what is that i think it's supposed to be the sky i think it's just visual i think it's just you know what it is it's dumb [Laughter] look at how emotional she is she looks very terrified for her life right here and i'm sad to see that guy go because he was the italian guy yeah well that was her potential love interest mm-hmm now her potential love interest is the problem the the alien his alien's head comes right next to his head and then it cuts to the next shot and it's not there and the alien pulls him by his foot yeah aliens wouldn't do that an alien would its little alien tongue would shoot and bust his skull apart and all of his brain matter and blood would splatter all over her face that would be great and then she would get parts of his brain in her mouth [Laughter] well would the alien kill a person wouldn't he just capture him to bring him to the hive it was yeah yeah yeah probably well sometimes the aliens kill people right and then sometimes they drag them back and put them up in the web and make they do whatever is convenient in the original alien isn't there a deleted scene where the alien is actually turning people into eggs it's doing something weird to the people uh i had no idea about that because you know this is before aliens before there was an alien queen right so i thought there was like a deleted scene where i was like explaining like where the eggs came from that was the people hmm i don't know i remember there being something weird like that i got out of the booth i think you're thinking of coneheads oh yeah that was dan aykroyd yeah no do you remember the part in coneheads when they go to subway oh you mean half the movies yeah don't they have multiple scenes in subway yeah they do this is a good time to talk about coneheads in this part in the movie this is when she just wanders around i would be so great if just like dan aykroyd and the conehead's costume walk thing aliens versus predator versus coneheads you know you know speaking like like say what you want about coneheads but i remember in that movie they go to the conehead planet and they have to fight a giant monster thing and it's like classic stop-motion looks like star wars e-type monster really yeah that was like the the that might be the last stop-motion monster in a major movie ever i was like right on the tail end maybe i didn't even see the full movie points to their product placement department but the only thing i could think of is them eating subway yeah get a conehead's collector cup with a mass quantities meal deal at subway yeah was chris farley in that yeah he was the the teenage daughter's love interest okay this is a great aliens versus predator commentary you know what the best movies leave a lot up to your imagination and they let you interpret it wait wait stop that that is that that's that's is that the magic ceremonial gun on the shoulder yeah that was it yep oh my god that's so stupid i always got okay you see how easy it is to kill aliens when you've got a shoulder gun though see i thought oh my god and it eliminated any challenge that the the predators would have of fighting the aliens yeah thus defeating the entire purpose of setting up this whole ceremony ceremonial thing where they hunt aliens yeah so it's like uh good job hollywood good job it's like like a deer hunter using napalm yeah chemical warfare against the tears look i begged a herd they just they just have their skeletons to throw them on the truck i think there's a couple deer in this square mile area get the f-18 with the napalm oh he's cheating he's doing something he's actually doing something smart here he's demonstrating to her that it it protects the acid because she needs protection if if why is he bringing her along anyway because she yeah my interpretation she she killed an alien so now he respects her yeah okay and she got him his gun back and okay so okay but she should say i know the way out or something like i have information but she doesn't know the way out yes no one knows anything come on let's go this way i guess now they're buddies yeah now they're best friends now why did they bother to mark that alien so we know it's the end so we know it's the alien but he doesn't come back he's not strong he's not more challenging to the predator than any of the other aliens but he's an alien that we recognize now yeah i don't i don't think there's any particular reason that they did that maybe so they could have a special toy do they have toys for this movie they had oh that's probably a why do you remember like before this came out this it might have been even before alien resurrection at least the first three alien movies were out and they started making aliens action figures yeah like years after the i think they were even alien and ver like alien versus predator action figures weren't there there probably were because there were so many like video games and comics and stuff because i remember having some of the alien ones that was back when they made toys based on violent r-rated films and rambo toys police academy police academy action figures yeah well yeah those are more for like comic book nerds kind of thing like not at the time no not at the time oh really they're yeah but we're gonna stop them anyway send in the marines we're the space marines drake ripley a phone bishop and i'm hicks armed with the latest high-tech heavy metal look out the queen's gonna crown you my buck rocker's on a roll full alien attacking a torch bug brain alien invasion problem send in the marines [Music] i want an action figure of this character we still don't know her name i'm shocked they never made robocop versus terminator oh i'm assuming that was the rights issue i i bet somebody had that idea at some point there was a comic book oh there was yep okay dark horse did all that [ __ ] that was dark horse too yeah i guess that's not surprising why did they get rights to do that they just that's that was how they made their living getting the rights to things and making money off of the license that people liked really yeah um did they do any original comics dark course or was it just stuff like that probably a smattering of things the mask oh they did the mask i'm assuming a terminator would win in a robocop versus terminator fight rubblecom was easily outwitted he was slow and awkward yeah all you had to do was like i always said the robocop contradiction was you just have to say don't shoot me everyone fires their guns at robocop all the time and it's completely pointless the bullets just bounce off them and then just just don't shoot your gun at robocop and then say and he can't do anything put your hands up and say i'm unarmed and run away and he can't kiss you right he cannot possibly run after you that's true so every villain just puts your guns at him and because you're shooting your guns at him that gives him the right to fire back and kill you put your gun down and say i give up i'm going to run away now and then you're good you can't shoot a fleeing suspect in the back it's against this protocol okay anyways here we have the famous predator countdown to explosion device yeah and the famous sled sequence this is the best part of the movie this is yeah urgency release enter what what is the silliest thing we can see a predator do yeah go on a sleigh ride let's put that in the movie the alien knocked off his uh shoulder gun it's good he had that for one scene oh here they used their one [ __ ] their one pg-13 [ __ ] earlier in the movie so they couldn't have her say you're one ugly [ __ ] ugly oh yeah there he is actually i wonder if that's like pg-13 you can't say [ __ ] you can say [ __ ] or [ __ ] in a non-sexual way but you can't say [ __ ] because it has weird connotations i wonder if that's the case whoa okay so here we go this is the famous like oh god add your own what kind of magic sled is this it's on a cable and it goes that goes an hour they can outrun an explosion that's that's how it was designed yeah they didn't show her like like set speed to you know there would be no reason if you're just doing a polar expedition to leave your expedition site at 500 miles an hour it would probably go like unless you find aliens unless you get the expedition site it would probably go like one mile an hour very slowly to bring a couple of rocks up some artifacts yeah yeah and you probably wouldn't have to lay down on it no and hold on to a bar it would be very uncomfortable for the 20 minute ride up yeah oh god [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Applause] so see if i was that lady i'd be like those two are fighting each other i'm gonna get out of here now no i got out of the temple i'm off to be fair she knows that this thing has to die or or the aliens might be trapped on antarctica where they can't hurt the rest of humanity you know it might it might make more eggs that just lie there and freeze this is true it's running through whale bones is this whole movie a metaphor is this whole movie moby dick retold [ __ ] you that's what they're saying with that visual imagery oh so there is a purpose to the whole whaling coming soon throws the spear you know captain ahab right i mean i think i think this really is a modern day retelling of hermann melville's classic [Applause] just with lots and lots of stupidity whoa that's the most stupid and out of character predator shot in this movie it's a little cartoonish she doesn't care about any of these characters though she was just hired to do this thing yeah she doesn't really know any of them she was hired to get everybody out alive and she failed miserably yeah she's bad at her job that's that's what we learned from this movie she had to shoot a guy in the face before a monster burst out of his chest i mean that's she's going to be in uh therapy for a while [Laughter] but she she does not have any frostbite despite standing on the arctic pole of the earth where it's negative 75 degrees without a coat [Laughter] and no cold breath coming is is this the least believable thing in the movie her standing here without a coat no now now we have the ending of predator 2. how about this for a theory the the predator spaceship engines are emitting such amount of heat where it's it's warming the outside around here okay so she's not [ __ ] until they leave yeah but there's a little car that's sitting there with the engines running and the lights on how long has that thing been running i don't know it's just on i think the predator has turned it on the one guy whispered it does he have a way to go out of here there's that little car over there turn it on it's very convenient can you give me a lift i don't need a spearer i need a lift what am i going to do with this i don't want to hunt monsters i just want to not freeze to death i can stab myself before i freeze to death she could hunt like sea lions bye thanks for all the violence [Music] you

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