REAL FOOS COMPILATION | Anwar Jibawi

I thought so I just put the little insult things and it gives me like two Ines two in yeah you got to put in your socks too oh because in case you get C with a ladies I own these streets right here homie oh that's what's up man that's cool so like you're into real estate or you work for the city or what n no no I mean I run these streets oh oh that's cool man I'm really trying to get into fitness too you know like so you're running a marathon or what n nah nah n n homie you know what where you from well I mean I was born in Chicago but then I moved to Fresno when I was like 5 years old and then you know I kind of hopped around and stuff and then I moved here when I was like 17 I want to say but me and my brother's birth certificate got mixed up so like legally I'm from Indiana but don't tell anybody no fool what you're telling them your whole life story fool he's asking where you're from homie it doesn't mean where you were born and all ask he's asking me where I'm from I know but like pay attention more you know you're taking it to for Real Fool God n homie I mean do you bang homie do you bang oh where do I bang no Chase Chase yeah fol I tried banking with Wells Fargo but their overdraft fees are like ridiculous fol and like Chase is cool for like people like me you know my credit score was low so I mean bang fool bang bang bang oh with a G oh bang yeah what do you bang look man I don't kiss and tell you know that's my privacy fool like who I'm sleeping with is none of your business and plus I just met you I'm not going to tell you who I'm banging like that's weird this what's weird no that's weird but that's not what he means dog look hey hey hey compa break it down like you're talking to like 8-year-old kid then explain okay so let's just say homie you're with your specific Lea the homies you normally kick it with and show up to different venues or places together hell yeah do my CA hell yeah fool all right what do they call you when you show up like that what they call us I don't know my homies the homies my BFFs he does call us his BFFs I told him to stop saying that yo I don't know what you're trying to say fool like you're you're confusing me dog all right all right all right check this out homie all right you're getting ready to go out for the night with your C ey you going into your closet you pick out your outfit what colors do you decide to wear well last time I went out I wore blue okay that's what's up homie all right but to be honest with you I like all colors especially right now I like lighter colors F because it's summer and like the more vibrant colors like reflect off of the Sun and you know I don't like the heat too much so I like turquoise orange and all those colors you know what I mean I don't discriminate any colors fool look fool if you don't bang just say you don't bang all right but I do bang hell yeah fool then what do you bang my girl friend okay you know what homie just forget it e all right I'm okay have a good one why is he tripping though we got to pay attention more fool we got to work on that man I don't know what's wrong with your hey white boy where you from homie oh look he's asking him questions now I'm Westside Beverly Hills Killers my parents own these streets literally all right respect oh I'm just stupid b man sprawling Mountain Scapes underwater wonderlands and these things gin impact is an action RPG that puts the power of seven mystical elements in your hands available on PC PlayStation consoles and mobile devices ginin is constantly adding new content to the game and on January 31st there will be a great update that adds brand new characters a neverbe seen section of the open world map incredible new outfits for fan favorite characters and one of the biggest annual events in the game game the lantern right Festival during this year's Lantern right we'll meet two new friends the cloud retainer sha Yun and the lion dancing boy jaming you'll also have the chance to invite some returning friends to your adventure team complete the lantern R festivities to select any of these characters for free download ginin impact Now using the link in the video description to begin your very own magical [Music] journey [Music] what happened oh dang fool hey you dropped your wallet cool okay well pick it up not going to pick it up fool bend over and pick up your wallet I don't bend over for nobody okay how about you like squat down and grab it squat does it look like I do legs do I look like a squatter to you I don't squat for nobody okay fool how about you like ballerina sideband then grab it do I look like some kind of ballerina to you do I look like Natalie Portman from Black Swan does it look like I go to Paris Opera ballet do it look like I'm in fifth position to you I don't side Bend for nobody and it's called a combre that was like awfully specific for ballet hypotheticals yeah well I just thought of it on the spot cuz I don't do no research for nobody okay he fool do you do anything I don't do nothing for nobody okay you understand how that's like a double negative right I know what a double negative is fool okay you know what fool what don't pick up your wallet I don't want you to you think I'm stupid huh you just want me to like reverse psychology so that way I could want to pick it up but for you I don't get Reverse psychologized by nobody okay you know what I don't care I'll pick it up ow what the heck I don't need nobody to pick up my wallet for no no body yo is this your wallet I don't have to answer nobody are you serious hey hey that's my wallet hey go chase him I don't I don't chase after nobody oh my god well you know how long it takes to get a new license from the DMV like 3 weeks fool you know what fool you're kind of dumb yeah well I don't have to be smart for nobody for nobody obviously not okay how about you know what don't do a dumb dance oh yeah I don't not not dance for nobody oh yeah yeah well then don't not not do the moonwalk stupid don't do the moonwalk I'm not not going to do the moonwalk for you homie hey hey watch out for the car fo fool fool you're going to make it fool breathe I need you to breathe I don't breathe for [Music] nobody you're so [Music] stupid [Music] hey hey what's up little homie what's up fool you know it's past your bedtime right your dad know you're out here my dad got locked up this morning everybody calm down it's fine it's going to be okay my dad is the boss right and I'm his son so technically I'm the boss now radio hey this is temper Sun let see what we got to say in honor of my father temper you guys are going to call me Lil temper you know I used to change your diapers right yeah well guess what I'm changing your diapers now what does that even mean exactly I know what you guys are thinking have I ever ran up on anybody no have I ever been shot or stabbed no do I still sleep with a nightlight on hell no and whoever said that is lying fool no one said that you just said it now no I'm I'm speaking hypothetically hypotheticals he doesn't use one so with that being said new boss new rules rule number one now I know you fools like drinking beer and 40s with a paper bag I think it's super unhealthy right empty calories empty calories so no more beers and 40s from now on we're drinking seltzer charers seltzers only have 100 calories per can they come in a variety of flavors and these don't even look like alcohols they look like energy drinks they look like energy drinks you'll never get caught up rule number two now I know you fools like the Raiders I see everybody wearing a bunch of raider gear personally I don't like the Raiders now everybody knows my favorite color is turquoise and everyone also knows my favorite team is the Dolphins so from now on we're wearing Dolphins jerseys man they're whack Look at the turquoise look how the orange and white bounces off of the turquoise it's so what's the word vibrant vibrant fool can I get jumped out no it's too late for that rule number three no more baggy clothes and no more sagging what's wrong with this let me show a quick demonstration right let's say you're sagging right wearing baggy clothes and you're trying to run from the cops go ahead boom you trip over your pants nah man that only happened to you his shoelaces were untied dog don't talk back to the boss fool so from now on we're wearing tights oh no look at this range of motion fools I could be kicking up I can see the police and I'm running like this oh shoot the cops are coming too bad I'm too fast jumping over a fence I'm throwing pasos look at that fool and tell them about the sweat oh yeah and guess what fool this Wicks moisture I'm barely sweating mhm M it absorbs all the sweat mhm I got a few free ones right here D so you guys are lucky heads up in the back okay I got the last one right here who's the lucky person you Let It Drop I don't care who your dad is not listening to you hey fool I think you didn't hear me I'm the boss now I'm El he you listen to me and I want you to put some respect on my name I'm little temp ER all right so you're going to listen to what I say cuz I'm the boss hey what the heck's going on right here Dad what are you doing I thought you were locked up locked up I was at Courthouse paying your damn traffic tickets that you're embarrassing me in front of my friends that's it give me your phone you're tripping dad tripping give me your iPad too now man no not the iPad Dad no give me your damn iPad I'm going to show you I'm going to be the boss one day watch he hey what happened to you fool tell me right now I roll up on those fools with you fo I already handled it oh okay well what happened to your face you really want to know yeah F tell me so I get my coffee fo and I'm watch walking back home dog tell me why these five fools run up on me dog I was like whatever I finish my Frappuccino I put it down and right away Pop bpop I laid two of them out fool out cold dog what about the third guy the third guy comes up he pulls his hand back bro he does this twirly thing you know how they do that stuff and then he throws a hay maker fool but guess what what I blocked it dang how'd you block it with my face wait what bro you should have seen him dog he was like ah he for sure broke his hand dog he's in the hospital right now for sure okay what about the fourth guy he ripped his shirt off and he knew karate fool you know he knew karate fool and he did this motion thing you know he jumps up in the air dog and he's floating dog he's defying physics he's defying physics fool and I'm like what are you going to do fool what are you going to do so he like throws out his leg and does a spinning leg kick fool but you know me dog like I saw it in slow motion kind of like Spider-Man you know the Spider-Man with William the fool William the fools dog like yeah like I saw it in slow mo I'm like and so I duck down fool Dam I duck down and I was looking this way but you know what they say fool what goes around comes around you know what I mean so his foot was coming back around and guess what I did what I counter attacked fool how when my eye sock it oh okay hey you should see his shoes fool my blood is all over his new white Chucks what about the fifth guy obviously he saw what happened fool and he was scared he was shaking bro he ran over to his car fool popped the trunk fool took out a baseball bat so he runs back up on me right pulls up the baseball bat like this fool he swings the baseball bat dog and you know me dog I see it in slow motion yep you know me fool so I'm like okay cool and I jumped and like Midway through I'm like you know what let me break his baseball bat so I broke it how'd you break his baseball bat with my kneecap okay look I'm going to be honest with you fool because you're my compa all right okay but it sounds like to me that you got beat up beat up does it look like I got beat up yes that's your opinion dog anybody could have their opinion but you weren't there I was there fool I saw what happened dog you know what I think we should do that sounds like really fun what if we go to the hospital the hospital I don't want to go to the hospital what if I see them again you know then I'm going to have to to do the same thing to them fool look okay fo we have to go to the hospital right I'm going to get the door n f you're good I'm going get the door you should sit down fool you're you're clearly hurt hey is that crying guy here um yeah tell him to stay off my turf or I'm going to beat him up again okay damn let's go to the hospital let's go who snowing like the movies can't wait to make a snowman we just full laugh man God I'm ready fo let's go let's go hey F what are you doing what do you mean what am I doing uh go put on a coat coat for what for the snow look F I ain't scared of no snow F you're going to get cold go put on a coat let me get something stra with you fool you'll never catch me getting cold I feel like I'm catching you getting cold right now oh yeah yeah how about you go put on a coat so you don't get sick well lucky for me I can't get sick what do you mean how can you get sick when you're already a sick ass fool okay yeah yeah full okay okay F come on look look at you fool you're shivering does it look like I'm cold fool yes well that's your opinion okay I'm going to get you a coat fo here fool nice warm coat put it on you want me to wear this coat yes this 100% cotton can probably handle like 20° just going to keep you nice and dry fool you want me to wear this I do F that jacket was expensive what are you doing like I said fool you'll never catch me being cold fo oh okay if you're not cold what's that what's all that breathing huh I smoked earlier and I'm saving some of it for later in my stomach that's not how smoking works you can't save smoke in your stomach take a hit don't Breathe on Me dog just stop breathing whatever fool fool turn around and talk to me I know that you're cold dog like I said you'll never catch me being cold fool you might be cold but I'm not cold you know why cuz gangsters don't get cold fool oh yeah well why you putting your hands in your pocket then huh cuz I'm just chilling fool so you just chill like the shivery yeah okay well if you're not cold then fool take your hands out of your pocket and tie your shoe you want me to take my hands out of my pocket yeah because they're not cold right so take them out and tie your shoe fool Will that shut you up yes will that prove my point that I'm not cold I guess so let's see if I take these hands out of my pocket and tie my shoe I I think you got frostbite whatever fool I'll show you the other time my Sho F there it is fool I tied my shoe your your finger came off it's on your shoe you have frostbite it's okay f look I'm always ripping W side now fool oh my God I'm always repping my Clea you never rep your Clea fool hey what's that fool what's up F that's a 5-year-old kid don't be banging on no 5-year-old k whatever bro he's probably cold like you too dog whatever fool forget you dog whatever fool hey you know what F off to the hospital one more time I got to call [Music] huh what what [Music] [Music] sh you're from around here yeah I actually live up the block on Roosevelt and mckin that's what you've been trying to tell me yeah two two blocks away it's funny cuz I've been trying to tell you I live two blocks that way I I think I've seen you around here before yeah yeah I I see you all the time man I just want to say what's up what you been up to you know I I think we went to the same high school oh yeah have you applied to any colleges yet I'm just chilling just chilling same chilling chilling chilling that's chill dude that's freaking chill man all right man I'll catch you later I'll see you around all right all right peace

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Published: Thu Feb 08 2024