Taking Everything Literally Compilation | Anwar Jibawi

[Music] she's so much taller than he is so much come in hey cousin hey hey man uh drop your stuff make yourself comfortable no no don't take your pants off you said get comfortable I'm not that comfortable put him back on all right guys this is my cousin and he takes everything literally so just you know kind of watch your words that's all all right man come on what's up the ceiling oh he's got jokes guys he's serious dude just have a seat ah I mean no um sit down right here put that down thank you right here man over here yeah just right there right cool oh the game's on there we go do you have any interest in looking at the TV and observing the um stick ball uh match with us that would be lit that'd be lit that confuses me y he's messing got do you know what you just said yeah the pixels on the television would be lit up so we can see the digital transmission of the stickball match that would be lit that's true it's literal and true so did you guys hear that Mike Trout is talking to the Dodgers shut up what did you just say did you just tell my cousin to shut up do not tell my cousin shut up okay I we it's a figure of speech don't tell my cousin shut up this is my house you need to chill out I'm not hot I mean you're handsome but yeah you're not hot talking about temperature what is he talking about do I feel hot to you do I feel hot you got strong grip damn [Music] son Dad I'm I'm done dad he called me son Dad hey no he's not Dad hey hey he's not your dad okay and shut up isn't a bad thing okay look at me all right and he's not saying chill out because he thinks you're temperature- wise hot okay they're just they're all figures speech man it doesn't mean anything okay all right it's not real it's nothing bad it's just it's just it's just the way someone says something it does it's not serious man let's just let's just have a seat and no no let's sit down I'm sorry it's it's all good man it's it's good just just relax I we good good I'm sorry I just didn't understand what you're trying to say but now I do it's cool it's all good let's just watch the game yeah 11 RBI shut up there we go shut up that's not bad there we go you got it man here we go here we go here we go here we [Applause] go Dam [Applause] sonn son she needs to chill out and take a seat that's right chill out yeah that's right that was good oh she's dying laugh out loud sorry hello guys Katie's dead I know right damn son Katie needs to take a seat and chill [Music] out cheers okay so when is this mystery cousin of yours getting here getting a little impatient yeah he should be here soon and when he does got to here just watch your words watch our words okay so this is going to sound really weird but my cousin takes everything he hears literally and so just kind of watch what you say up he's he's here what's up bro bro you're my brother Cliff I found my brother he's not your brother dude I have a brother he's not your brother I'm sorry he called me bro no you don't have any brothers he's not your brother hey here he is hi all right my God you're so cute I mean I didn't know you were going to take my breath away hey hey no no no she told me to take her breath away no but it's like you're so cute she can't breathe love your sense of humor yes I didn't know you were going to be so funny I mean normally blind dates do not go this well for me wait you're blind this a blind blind date no does that mean we're blind too you're not blind she just said I'm blind blind oh my gosh you're hilarious no he's being serious oh yeah I get it no get out of here okay no stay she doesn't mean get out stay she said get out of here no she didn't mean it she wants you to stay right okay um I'm really happy to be here with you at this table oh oh oh oh yes yeah and we are excited to consume this food with you and your cousin oh consum consuming food yes okay guys I have some complimentary bread I'll be right out with your food oh my God I'm starving anoir can you pass the bread please sure what is he doing I literally just asked for bread don't please don't I'm so sorry would you like me to pass you the butter no here you are sir and here you are that's great thank you and ladies glute free dairy free all right oh my gosh this food is fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire what fire no no no fire no don't nothing's on fire it's not no no no no no no ST okay you're blowing it not it off listen listen listen sometimes people say things that they don't mean okay okay all right pass does not mean throw it means you hand it to them hand you want to hand no God damn it no it means you give it to them if if if someone says get out of here it doesn't mean they want you to leave it means that they can't believe it or they're excited get out of here oh get out of here oh excited if someone says fire it does not mean that it's on fire it means it means good fire means good yes exactly all right so I need you to relax no no no go go go stand up stand up stand no no I I need you to to take a breath okay just just hey hey calm down calm down it's a figure of speech okay of speech Yes yes we're going to we're going to sit back down all right and we're going to make the best of this date and for the rest of the night whatever anybody says to you you are not going to take literally that sounds fire all right come on here we go I'm so sorry K onir I'm sorry it's okay I thought this date was going fire you know what this date can still be so so fire get out of here you get out get it cuz I'm excited yeah you guys smell that actually yeah it smells like something's burning hey guys I think the kitchen's on fire yeah the food is fire you got to get out of here let's go get out of here yo hey he meant like get out of here he's excited it's a figer of [Music] speech it's not like last time when I shed it's just gas again I just don't I'm not a fan of the I can't do the gas oh hey little buddy hey uh this is a private event uh unless you've got tickets it's a private event yes Mom I'll clean it when I get back are you his mom no hi I'm Adrian is this where the match is do you have tickets or no she's obviously ignoring us back to what you were saying okay yeah she told me this hilarious joke what do yeah I've got tickets so what were you saying yeah uh I was saying my niece she's got this joke it's great what does lightning wear when it goes to bed Thunder wear she is a genius right she's keeping a really positive attitude good everything that's going on you know my aunt her mom oh she doing she's rough she's probably not going to make it out of the hospital and uh it's looking like I might be all that she has thanks bro just join in you think this is funny bro that's hilarious is that funny to you bro is that funny to you bro huh dude it's not that bad look anal in your butt it's already gone it's already gone what's this guy what's this guy doing why is he still here I'm so sorry to hear that I'll be praying for you hey hey hey hey look hey Janet how's it going technique today was incredible Janet them purple pants uhhuh remind me of grape now lers I don't know if I want them now or later okay okay my turn my turn Okay uh yo Janet you you smell oh smells like garbage what Wow real mature guys real you think this is a joke you know what you thought you had a chance sorry oh my God bro what's wrong with you I had the N later line you stink and then we got this guy over here with the shark eyes looking like he's on bass off follow my fing follow my fingers right to my eyes do the breathing right to my eyes okay he's still looking at me direct eye contact damn baby looking good yes oh she looks great in those purple tights oh he's a delayed reactor yeah I've heard of this I I've seen this on TLC oh wait there's definitely something wrong with this guy oh nothing's wrong with him him yep that right there that's a champion best boxer I've ever seen 23 and0 no one can beat him it's like fighting a wall and he's a legend who wants to fight him Wes yeah Wes get him first got you want a piece of this that's our West West West West West come on man keep going just keep one more hit you come on one more come on Wes come on what are you doing bro Wes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Wes anir did you not hear the doorbell I've been ringing it for like 15 minutes I had to use the spare oh there she is coming your delayed reactions are literally driving me insane hi babe I missed you not again hir sit down no sit okay I need you to focus all right because because I've just been thinking and I really love you but you're always in the past and I'm in the present we need to start thinking about our future okay I'll sit down what's this about this is really hard to say last night at Emily's housewarming party Mark kissed me and I kissed him back God I hear what you're saying and I know this can be tough but there's no such thing as a perfect relationship you that's exactly what and I promise you I'll do whatever it takes to make this relationship work you what oh god you cheated on me with Mark no we just kissed how could you do this to me hey guys door was open I just I had to get something off my chest I can't live with myself what are you doing here I have to do this okay just one second sit down I kissed Amanda yeah he knows that I can't believe I'm going to say this and I don't want to I can't stay mad at you I can't believe I'm saying this but I love you that's so big of you man wow I I love you too no I'm pretty sure he's talking about me what the hell are you doing here what who are you talking to man sh this isn't about you baby yeah I heard about the affair you're having huh hey what just relax man don't you dare come near me what are you going to do huh Mark what please not today oh yeah let's do this that's my girl Mark let's do this Mark no don't try sitting down and talking to me what huh no don't try sitting down and talking to me I don't want to talk to you three that's my girl two one I think someone punched me I know babe I know I love you love you too I'm going to hear that in like 3 minutes so yeah I know

Channel: Anwar Jibawi

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Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 25 2024