Why I'm a Bad Boyfriend... | Anwar Jibawi

[Music] oh chelsea oh i skipped a step and i fell down a flight of stairs can you scratch my nose please of course maybe the better oh yeah juice juice i love you i love you too catherine catherine chelsea chelsea and our what's going on no nothing's going on nothing at all it's uh it's all it's great to see that you know my best friend gets to meet my girlfriend oh chelsea nice to meet you oh thank god you're okay oh hey lexi how are you oh good excuse me um who are you what do you mean who am i i'm obvious oh you're talking too loud can you guys please don't talk don't just stop stop stop stop hey lexi can can you get me some milk from that fridge over there thank you that's why she's my favorite cousin so nice here you go baby baby i told you to stop calling me that that's so weird i'm not i'm not a baby anymore what i'm not a baby anymore god susan i came just as soon as i heard how how are you it's been a while huh i was just too with you i was just with you last night ah tutoring when we were you yeah you're my tutor right you're two thirty huh yeah you are what come on tutor oh my god oh my god mom what are you doing here i'm sorry i am so confused right now you better start talking now uh it's like what if this is a dream what if we're just all in one big dream isn't that funny a dream what if what if i'm not the real lanwar if you don't start talking you're gonna wish you weren't the real uh doctor mr ojibwe it's jamal we thank you dr uh anwar grace dr great dr grace leonor who who are all these women yeah anwar who are we so many important people family relatives and friends you know and and obviously there's the one special one and who is that come on you know who you are stop tell them it's me but you're his cousin his cousin who told you that she would know that's his best friend no no no no i'm doing his best [Applause] [Music] such a beautiful day today not as beautiful as your eyes anwar sarah oh god [Music] yes that's three in a row you guys are clearly teaming up this is boring can we [ __ ] play something else i have a perfect game to play [Music] a little lesson okay here it is the lie detector couples edition couples share their most intimate romantic secrets who wants to play another game this sounds like fun no no we could play what do you mean yeah let's play guys let's doesn't actually work no i don't want anything i'll get another game huh i just i'll just get another game okay i go first chelsea has anwar ever called you over the phone crying not that i recall oh no okay so there was this one time he's watching the lion king and it was so cute he got so upset when we fought never happened don't cry about it relax i think it's getting emotional okay next question haley do you and daniel have fart battles oh yes every morning actually wait wait what what what is she doing oh dang it was a silent one that was disgusting but i love it so much at the same time okay my turn adam do you ever wear evelyn's makeup i'll get out of here absolutely not it was for a pimple it was her idea [Music] bonus card this is for the boys have you guys ever gone on a road trip yeah yeah yeah oh god yeah that's fine wait why wasn't i invited oh uh well the car was too packed oh no no well we didn't know you back then wait didn't you meet daniel like two months ago daniel yeah we met like about about two months ago yeah yeah i thought you said your last road trip was over a year ago oh well well we no there was this one time we went to san diego to that convention work convention it was it was work related oh [Music] i would never lie to you who went on this road trip it was me adam jeff and carlos [Music] chelsea is anwar the masculine man of your dreams yes oh oh you don't think i'm masculine enough what is it huh don't change the subject what subject i don't know what you're talking about no don't change the subject who did you guys think of inviting before me look we didn't go with anybody that you wouldn't want us to go with really how about you say that one more time with this on your head okay look we didn't go with anybody that you wouldn't want us to go with oh okay so were there any ah do you think evelyn's annoying no of course not i think she's awesome [Music] so you think i'm annoying well okay sometimes you just talk a little too much i talk too much really you call me like every other one what am i supposed to do you're just a little bit much you think i'm annoying hey do you think i'm annoying yes look i just want to know why you've been talking about me behind my back you know why while we're on that subject all i want to know is who was in the car and why i wasn't invited why would you say that i see what you guys are trying to do he is right adam who did you and anwar go on this road trip with huh i need you to tell me the truth right now and if you don't tell me the truth when we get home okay last year my name will win a road trip with two girls michelle nicole i had nicole he had michelle she had red hair blood we made sweet sweet sweet love to both of them and then everyone's gonna move to another country so we stopped talking and then michael likes don't talk about that [Music] [Applause] why would you lie about something like that to show to show that that we we would never do anything like that we are the most faithful men the most faithful in the world there's no one else i would ever be with no one else i've ever been with until the day i die in another lifetime and the life after that when the world ends and there's nothing left and we're organisms it's me and you i love you for what's on the inside and not the outside and i'm the most faithful man in the entire world there's like eight billion people there's gotta be at least two in front of me are you cheating on me never you don't you don't want this you don't want all this are you [ __ ] up thank you extra butter are you excited for movie night i mean i've never seen the notebook but oh oh my god it's so sad when they die at the end you just spoiled it yeah i guess i did oh sorry about that whatever oh my phone's on one percent do you still have my charger oh yeah it's in my bag okay it's in here yeah just feel around it's in there duh okay are you sure it's in here yeah i just used it oh okay it's kind of crowded in here are you are you sure it's in here i really like that ice cream moment you know we should have an ice cream moment you have a lot of makeup i mean a normal amount of makeup what's this oh those are my taxes it's just 2006. i don't mess with the irs what okay he's right behind you oh what am i dating mary poppins how do you find anything in here i have a system close to the left blow dryer in the middle taxes to the right it's easy i'm going in i'm checking every direction it should be in there just feel around really oh that's my backup maybe it's in here oh that's my backup backup purse let me guess a backup for the backup for the backup no it's my niece's toy oh i wrote you what's this oh that's my beach umbrella for what tiffany keeps wanting to go to the beach so i just kept one in my bag you don't you leave this in your car not your purse are you okay what's this oh it's my mace yeah every girl should have one in her purse mace as in pepper spray not a freaking medieval weapon tomato potato yeah that makes sense you never know what's gonna jump out in front of you squirrel a squirrel uh huh kobe and shaq's autograph oh that's who that is i don't really know how that got in there aren't they famous right something i'm keeping this one what about a house have you ever built a girl a house yeah i could probably build a house using the supplies in your purse oh my god i love that outfit is this my skateboard hurry up and find the charger you're going to miss the movie this is the foot have a foot in your purse oh richard where am i what are you doing here what year is it where have you been well i've been in your purse for six months getting stabbed by your keys surviving off altoids ketchup packets and sweden low what do you mean you've been in my purse who is this who are you the last time i saw you we i said i was gonna see you tomorrow and there was no tomorrow richard i wrote you every single day 365 24 7. i never got any letters who is this guy i'm i'm her boyfriend i mean this is my boyfriend and he treats me so well all it takes is six months in a bag and i guess i don't exist anymore so i'll just go okay fine richard leave just go back to where i came from maybe back in the purse oh how a brand for you to leave again god i was not expecting that that was weird oh i know where your charger is it's the pocket with the zipper on the side found it cool hey where's your remote oh it's between the cushions what year is it who are you vanessa anwar [Music] hey i didn't forget what happy birthday you ready to get lit tonight uh i think i'm gonna go out with my girl tonight girl who's your girl remember monica come on a couple of days ago the chick at the bar that was making you buy her drinks she was talking to every dude in the club that night it's not like that anymore bro she's a different person okay hey baby don't you just use your car because you have a bmw duh oh okay okay got it yeah of course all right i love you she's so cute bro are you serious what she's clearly using you bro you can't judge someone you haven't met hey beautiful hey what's the pin to your credit card it's 4-2-5-1 thank you you just gave me the pin to your credit card it's not like that bro what is it like what is it like she's she's clearly using your card to buy stuff i get it get what you're jealous jealous hey i'm looking for you i'm trying to watch it it's okay to be jealous look i'm not jealous bro i've known you for years you met her four days ago i'm just trying to look out for you [Music] aha hey babe what are you doing can i come over and hang out with you you're about to meet her okay all right hey babe this is my friend adam hey you're hungry huh you so i was just telling adam what an amazing did you not see that she what she didn't even acknowledge me and you said oh it's your birthday she didn't even say anything about your birthday she didn't say happy birthday nothing but she's not usually like this trust me it's not like that bro listen to me bro listen she took your car she took your credit card she ate all your food what is she gonna take next your house keys hey babe hey where are your house keys babe hello hello i'll walk out that door right now you'll never see me again but just trust me on this you're right thank you what do you think i should do next time you see her you're gonna look her in the face and you're gonna say i'm done it's over it's over we're breaking up we're breaking up let me hear you say it hey monica we're done like that no i need it from here more aggressive yeah hey monica we're done more shoulder blades flex them yeah yeah hey monica we're done hey monica we're done happy birthday what did you say tell that would you say tell me what you were saying yeah i said we're done why i i know you're i know you're using me what are you talking about why'd you take my car i took your car keys so i could make sure that you wouldn't leave for the surprise what about the credit card she asked for your pin yeah what about my credit card why'd you ask for my pin huh i remember you told me your pin was your lucky number i had t-shirts made for us i thought you would love them what about the food babe i ate all your food to make sure you weren't full i made your favorite sandwich and why'd you ask for the house keys babe i wanted to make sure you didn't lock the door it's not like that get out of my house but it's not even like that get out of my house now i'm so sorry this is all new to me you know and i just i don't know what i'm doing but i at the end of the day i love you okay just please forgive me i forgive you [Applause] oh i have another surprise you're going to love it just keep them closed babe i love surprises [Music] is that a new tv [Music] you can do it okay you do it [Applause] i totally blew you for the rose oh it's nothing i hadn't had an amazing time uh me too and you look you you look never mind hey can you please take a picture of us yeah oh you guys are such a cute couple oh we're not a couple is this a date uh um uh i mean we're just friends oh that makes bff's sense three one two [Music] three hello hello hello hello is anyone here is that her maybe maybe she's finding parking i mean it's only hey it's only been four hours excuse me she'll be here i mean i didn't double text her where are we no i'm not busy i'm not busy i'm gonna have to rent a car if that's what we're doing because that's that's eight people where are we hey i'm busy but i just have a simple question i just want to know where we are ask someone else okay yeah no i'll pick you up at 4am i mean which club i i would love you uh love love to drive your boyfriend to the airport for his business our schedule is free on the 12th we could totally go hey what is this place you don't remember what just happened yeah i do but i you're hesitating it's okay cause you're here now and that is what matters you know lots of people come here and it's mostly by accident but for some reason they never leave what do you mean here what's here welcome to the friendzone [Music] no no no i'd love to drive your dog to your dog's mom's house that sounds like a really great thing for you this is special we have wednesday 7pm i'm free no no no no no no i'm not supposed to be here [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay i understand this can be hard to accept but the world needs people like us think of us like a football team okay you got the stars and then you got the bench warmers sitting there keeping everything nice and warm ready and one day the star player he might be having a bad game and guess what the coach is going to throw you in there you might not score any points but what's important is you are in the game and that is what we are here for that doesn't make any sense and that's the beauty of it no look we're not friends okay we're on a romantic date you never had the guts to ask her out she asked for a photo well yeah so she could remember how she wore hair for the next day with me right yeah maybe as a best friend hey dude uh you want to hang out sometime or something i don't have time for that right now yeah that's a dumb question can i just get a hug i'm good bro all right thank you thank you hello how do i get out of here [Music] see [Music] mr window of opportunity again what am i supposed to do you should make yourself at home cause you're gonna be here forever [Music] you don't think she'll like it does it sound okay does it sound good do you like the song just i could play another one just just hang out for one second one more song never mind i made this next tip girl you have the prettiest eyebrows i'm so sorry i i i did [Laughter] [Applause] what romantic it was a date you need a hug no i don't i don't want a hug okay do you want me to pick up your dog no i don't you want to talk about it no i actually yes i do i do want to talk about it okay i've liked this girl for so long and you know what she likes me too but i blew it i got nervous awkward to be honest i got scared we all got friend-zoned not because they're really our friends we like these girls and you know what at some point they liked us but we blew it they gave us a window of opportunity and we didn't take it now i'm not saying we can't be friends but you're not going to bend over backwards for her you when she asks you for a ride and you know you're busy and don't have time what do you tell her i'll i'll pick you up in five minutes you're not going to let her take advantage of you okay what do you say get a lift yes yeah [Music] when she asks you to write her a love song but you know she's in love with someone else what do you say write your own song [Applause] when she says you're not her type what do you say can i get a hug no what are you saying i don't need a hug [Music] these folks are not free do not listen to him this is the greatest place ever no it's not yes it is yes it is yes it is guys the window it's your time once you're in the friend [Music] zone need a hug i'm not busy [Music] [Music] [Applause] oh is this a date oh yes yes it is yeah it is my man lovebirds on three one two three [Music] again [Music] really hey hi is this the friend zone welcome to the more than friend zone our kids are going to be so cute that was fast babe can you help me rehearse jealous girls don't forget the cats hello my parents are coming at eight you're gonna be there right shut up about bitcoin already oh no babe i'm freezing give me your jackpot hold my purse what's going on that one's gonna stink hey get off your phone i'm talking to you what's wrong you wanted to be more than friends take me back to the friend zone i want to go back you're on your own now to the stage where you had a chance take me back to the front zone [Music] you

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Length: 30min 42sec (1842 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 10 2021