Funniest BANNED Commercials

hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel welcome to my YouTube channel and What's My Line but yeah it's uh it's call me Chris call me Chris is the next line I don't understand why it says call me Chris I don't understand why I can't just say call me Chris because that that's what it it's call me Chris so you just say call me Chris well that just doesn't make any sense it doesn't need to make sense okay we're just we're trying to make a shot okay fine okay whatever okay take two Mark okay everybody welcome back to my YouTube channel welcome to my YouTube channel I'm call me Chris and you can call me Chris and you are looking absolutely Fab today babes let's see that smile God stunning blinding blinding absolutely blinding I'm happy to see you and uh sorry for that really long intro I don't know do you guys like these intros I don't know they're kind of fun to make up anyway um today we're gonna be watching some funny International commercials and uh that's about it and if you watched my last video I said that I would be shouting out 10 people that told me embarrassing stories about themselves in the comment section so stick around till the end of the video to see who gets shout out alright let's get to it [Music] all right we're in an office oh banana we're starting off strong okay I don't know what this could be I mean oh wow that's a visual oh God starting off strong yeah put the banana down oh God oh my God this is a lot of putting stuff in your mouth what yeah what is this the best way to eat bananas is to drink them oh oh it's a fruit juice oh that's smart that's clever unless you know you're trying to insinuate nothing just eating a banana because abstinence I feel like I'm gonna try to guess what the advert is for if it's not very obvious at the beginning let's do that let's have fun with that all right okay we've got a dog love it love it already okay come on out it's in the house oh look at a cute little bunny door I'm just gonna train you a little two chains oh my God where's it going where's he going I don't know what this is oh he's checking the address why would it be a new house is it like a new furniture or something I can't yeah small you're not you suck I'm just kidding sorry I turned it to my mom for like two seconds when she plays board games with us she turns into a monster even when I was like five she's like [ __ ] you you suck I get all the Monopoly money love you Mom it's a great advert it has a dog in it and it has Ikea furniture all things I love oh this is um What's this called Foley I think it's called Foley I've always if this doesn't work out I want to be a Foley artist rip [ __ ] they do the sound effects in movies oh it's so funny chest in that watermelon oh God sir what does it say Cinema wouldn't be the same without our fresh vegetarian snacks what is this vegetarian restaurants oh all right that makes like literally no sense but okay you're like wasting fruit it was a good visual though there's a lot of fisting and all right we have a call it's probably a car commercial I'm assuming so because it's got the random car there we're good what the new smartphone so smart you forget it's a four-seater do I want to write commercials I feel like I'd be kind of good at that probably not I mean I could try maybe I'll make just a parody commercial for you guys here on YouTube maybe I can do that that's like me anytime I have friends overs I literally never have friends over I'll just like be in the kitchen and then I'll look at the couch and be like oh my God where did you come from maybe like I've been here for 30 minutes you're like oh yeah right I forgot about that oh oh this is intense oh they're shooting at him oh come on Brown forward oh my god did it get shot in the ear holy [ __ ] God damn huh oh my God what is this a commercial I'm terrified they got a chainsaw they're gonna cut the tray down oh my God Tom Cruise passed away action movie is this what the [ __ ] what is it what would this be a commercial for I literally don't know oh my gosh oh my God what is happening this is crazy oh my god oh Jesus they put me in a truck and that's how I got here oh my God he's making up an excuse to why he was sleeping with this guy's wife what does he say it's incredible did you hear that honey yes it's amazing oh they're French screenwriter for Canal oh what oh that was like me I was like a pathological liar when I was a kid not like a bad way we had a bad way I don't think there's any good weight if you're a bad logical liar I was just really good at lying when I was a kid like my mom would be like why were you late coming home from school it is 8 p.m and I'd be like Mom I was in the hallway and there was a math equation on the chalkboard and I and I solved it and then this professor came out of his room and he was chasing me down so I ran I ran so fast and then I ran into the police officer and then they arrested me on wrongly and then my professor bailed me out but then the only way he got me from going into jail was taking me into therapy which just happened to be somebody that looked a lot like Robin Williams and he helped me he helped me through all that tough stuff that's why I was late coming coming home from school she'd just be like isn't that just the plot to Goodwill Hunting and I'd be like no all right construction sound hurt his hand oh he heard his hand too oh God it's like nasty is this because wood or metal what are they talking about were they this is oh that's funny it's for like fish oh ham sticks ham sticks I've heard of fish sticks I've heard of chicken strips but not ham sticks that sounds so gross Mom can I have some ham sticks that's like worse than pork chops yeah well dude that probably tastes good my mom used the belto you know what I'm saying okay what have we got a cracker oh oh they did they dancing oh wow oh wow [Music] oh okay well they're really going at it these guys are what is this for I don't know what this is for they ate a cracker so is it like a Snicker situation where it makes you younger I don't is it yeah it's okay it's crackers I don't yeah as if I know it goosely I was there gluten all's in tight Gesundheit what's German and I don't know what it is I love it though I love it okay I love seeing two elderly men dance their asses off after eating cookies give me these cookies I'd like that too I'd like those dance moves I wish it was that easy I danced like a 40 year old white man at a wedding this is what I had answered what is this chair no nobody wants to see this anyway again take it away see piano's got better dance with me oh sorry Pete it's chaos here we're a disjointed family but we're a happy family isn't that Rocky anyway you think you might give me a blow you know what um no I don't think so I don't think so as you know now don't do that what about a hand oh then I don't know how do you do it oh God this can't be what I'm thinking this is imagine holding a bottle of ketchup oh I hold a bottle of ketchups put it on my nuggets I'm scared to see where this is going what is happening a bottle of ketchup yeah no um YouTube okay YouTube this isn't this is [Music] Pete did you see the key out or did you see yeah I can't let you see this this file this is what's happening to Keanu right now his innocent eyes no you can't see that Pete you neither close your eyes for those of you who didn't see um she caressed his member and proceeded to smack a [ __ ] out of it like a ketchup bottle I mean it was his own fault you know I'll go in Hell Jake light it up yeah it's toasty down here kind of sounded like you candy yeah you got a Coca-Cola you want a Coca-Cola cheers man oh I'm okay excellent sometimes life's more than a three-minute conversation talk for up to 60 Minutes play for just three with Vodafone oh man I wish all conversations could have gone like that I wish that conversation could happen with my mom like that I'm pretty sure I like girls and boys and anything in between she's just like okay I'll be like all right you should be like I'd be like hello that was not how the conversation went big as could be Jesus though so love your mom Mom it's twins thanks for calling sometimes life's more than a few minutes Mom it's twin I really like these pitching it to you all right Mom I think I ran over somebody and she's like bummer mom [Music] ENT this is a gas station what is going on what is this oh this guy's just on the phone constantly okay maybe it's a phone commercial oh my God he was holding the phone for him that's hilarious top service actually oh that's nice I hope somebody comes up to me on the street and like can you take over this phone call really quick I need to go to the bathroom I'd be like yes don't even tell me what it's about no we're not doing that and those numbers don't make sense no throw it in the trash and then on the other line it's like this mom I can't I can't throw a newborn in the trash we just had a baby what are you doing what is going up here it changed oh getting changed okay all right yeah wait for it'll wait on the women you know what I mean hurry up yeah hurry up sorry I'll be late it's okay oh let's leave she looks so pretty oh what what were you doing inside I was dusting what company oh my took me a while she was changing in the in the room but the guy was dusting in there but it was dark so she didn't see him so he was like this yeah you know what I mean oh my gosh oh she's in the mood and he's not look at this little TV oh my gosh this must be like early 90s oh oh wow she changed how did she pass change like that what change what is happening who's she calling oopsy [Applause] I am so lost what the frick I don't know what language that was I don't understand what happened I guess it's something you can call and you can you can get clothes or bigger TVs is it what all right oh yeah okay on a mountain climbing the budget for this commercial is through the roof they made it to the dot baby all right what's happening oh a truck oh I could have just drove hi guys is it far to angundale is that what grievia this was that Russian I don't know what that was they climbed the mountain but they could have drove but that's not fun that's not a fun Journey part is it I'd rather drive listen to some tunes I don't know why I sort of talking let's do it Griffin what little quick cream okay everybody I hope you enjoyed the video uh I enjoyed those videos they're very detent gosh like commercials they get so creative with them I really appreciate commercial writers I am determined to make a commercial probably nobody's gonna hire me so I'm gonna make my own but I'm gonna do it and like the video if you like the video it really helps with the channel and uh subscribe if you haven't already subscribed this is always the best YouTube channel ever and I didn't forget let's uh let's do those shout outs right now let's go all right I'm shouting you guys out I'm gonna put it up on the screen if you guys want to read the embarrassing stories but first off we got Ashley Peacock thanks for watching the channel I really appreciate you here's her embarrassing story next up we got Deanna wolf Diane Deanna Deanna wolf right here and next up we got sweet and sour thanks so much for commenting and odyssey Ethan Robinson Nara hanuk Elizabeth diables sorry foreign zombie sleuth and Stacy Horton thank you guys so much for watching the video before I really appreciate it I like shutting you guys out I think uh for this video too I'll shout out another couple people in the next video If you comment down below uh just make it just make it fun make it entertaining I don't know catch my eye I like going through the comments so uh I'll see you beautiful face in the next video okay bye

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Length: 12min 49sec (769 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 29 2022