RARE INSULTS #18

morning of my dad's wedding i was 14. why do i look like a disgraced ukip candidates no yeah you do you look exactly like that if you don't know what that means just think brexit guy and there it is hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to rare insults where we're going to be looking at insults that are rare hence rare insults that that's all it is enjoy tony hawk professional skateboarder wow tony hawk is the oldest teenager i've ever seen he does kind of give that like teenage revive i guess it's probably because he's a skater if you saw yourself getting sold on the dark web and you decided to buy yourself how do you think they deliver you to you ah bold of you to assume i have the money well bold of you to assume that you're expensive like you're getting sold for like ten dollars max come on keemstar says pokemane a 2 out of 10. valkyrie replies this tweet sucks and is completely unnecessary this tweet sucks and is completely unnecessary ah if only you gave your daughter the same amount of attention you put into tearing others down on the internet you might be a decent father figure that's how you get blocked straightaway but deserved girls be like oh oopsies and then blame it on their zodiac like oh sorry i'm an asparagus yeah that's just kind of what we do at crushed cars very very dangerously everyone wearing a mask is pointless a lot of people don't even wash their hands after going to the bathroom imagine everything you touch has or had a trace of fecal matter on it so why bother wearing a mask if no one is wearing gloves wow it's funny that you have the ghostbusters logo as your profile picture since that's who your family will be calling to get rid of your rotten miserable spirit when you get covet jesus jackie you don't have to go that hard on him i think this is from mgk's video oh he looked like captain america before the stem cells and someone's bought lieutenant america i don't even think he's got that i was working in a movie theater in france a customer started an argument with my manager who was a highly functioning alcoholic and did not care about pleasing karen's she stupidly went the customer is king to which he replied we're in france we decapitate kings don't get me wrong i'm all against cairns and everything but when you threaten them with decapitation decapitation it's probably not the best idea you're probably going to get arrested or someday try try a different method next time jake paul's newest music video this song hits hard when it's muted yeah it when it's not it's not the best well he actually didn't write it so technically it's not his song really i wouldn't say lil uziba an xxx tentation at their first high school prom oh wow why they look like they're ready to take over gotham i'm kind of scared two-facing the joker oh my god i don't know what this is but look at its little feets feet is already plural whoa whoa don't live up to your username grumpy loser t grizzly says hide your woman yeah well i'm a hider on the top shelf you ain't going to find her there it's probably not the best idea taking a picture like that that must be photoshopped right i am a disappointment oh yes yes you are you're the kind of person to play the ussr anthem bass boosted edition on the back of the school bus and wonder why no one thinks you're interesting yeah yeah that is exactly what this person is this is from a tick tocker's acting show it's just really really bad the acting in prawn is better than the acting in this show can we stop saying that these tick-tockers are bad actors it's so disrespectful to actual bad actors like at least the bad actors are trying these people just they just i don't know i think this is kavos i i don't really know him but you're the only youtuber i think should get a worse quality camera oh 1.1 000 likes as well that just that's gotta hurt imagine if you will a virus so dangerous you have to be tested to even know that you had it ah undoubtedly over hyped china could have done a better job manufacturing this one you chinless turd that's because coronavirus has a freaking incubation period not just that it also might be confused with different diseases because of similar symptoms i've seen a higher iq in a freaking domestic house plant isn't that like with 99 of diseases you have to get tested before you know you have it for sure like even if you have symptoms you still have to check just to double check this clip from charlie and the chocolate factory oh the mum looks like she cheats on her husband publicly on facebook it's true yeah that's actually very true ah don't call her hot call her beautiful she's a girl not a cup of tea wow he looks like he holds 15 guinness world records regarding douchery oh we got another one charlie looks like he's wearing the wrong lego hairpiece and with that haircut yeah i agree come on change it up nintendo switch and claim to be gamers come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then we will be friends also dear or women pokemon is not a real game animal crossing is not a real game the sims is not a real game mario is not a real game stardew valley is not a real game mobile games are not real games put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once sincerely all of the actual gamers haha that dude vapes fedora drippings let's be on it this dude this dude's a loser he's just a loser his argument here is i don't get stressed at those games therefore it's not real like bro i want to play relaxi i don't want to get stressed at games just shut up how are russian girls just the hottest people alive and why do they turn into potatoes once they reach 47 there's two stages of russian girl it's the russian girl which everyone knows and then it's babushka and they just hit that and it's just instantly babushka oh little jason's first selfie oh please make it his last oh that kid looks like he's ready to fire mr incredible he does look like a oh it's long beach griffey this guy makes some funny videos my man looking like a desk in detention people just writing random things on him love it jinzy really could have been our first non-addicted to nicotine generation but then guys made it into a thumb drive that tastes like cotton candy wow it's almost like ceos and corporations have an agenda making youths have addictions um that's a pretty wild accusation i can guarantee you that the kids getting addicted is the last thing that the company behind jewel actually wanted oh you weren't supposed to deep throat the boot but okay i'm not like the master of business or anything but i'm pretty sure that they want you to be addicted because then you buy it again and if you buy it again they get more money so i'm pretty sure they think how can we addict our people that's that's the whole point describing it as a crime what do you do for a living uh i work for comcast yeah that's it i freaking love irish slime like it's the most creative craft ever today i heard a coffin being referred to as a wooden onesie in the sentence ah jesus me nanny looks better than ye and she's in a bleeding wooden onesie and it was honestly life-changing i'm not even gonna attempt the irish accent because it's such a craft that i can't possibly try me leaving the apple store with an iphone 12 in my mouth mm-hmm muffin hands wow the new minecraft looks rad i haven't played in a while is this the new update i'm going to travel back in time find a dinosaur egg bring it back to the future sit on it till it hatches raise it love it and then watch it mangle your lifeless and helpless carcass while i touch myself inappropriately ah you didn't have to add the end bit we we get the idea you don't like us elmo says go screw yourself because nobody else will oh thanks elmo come on let's hug it out i would rather fall in love with a vegan wow bro that hurt okay you didn't have to go that far this is shawn wow sean looks like the word lobster hmm i don't know why but he does yeah i think it's the shirt it's got to be the shirt right it kind of reminds me of a waiter maybe red lobster or maybe it's just him he's just a lobster i am too cute but no one cares ah according to the world population studies approximately 108 billion people have lived on the planet assuming the lifespan of these was 25 there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life if we multiply this by the number of days in a year which is 365 there is a total of nine eight five five a lot of zeros which is trillion days and not once in any of these days did anyone ask thank you ah i wasn't allowed to post this mukbang oh whoa these guys look like the christmas edition eminems that's just perfect yeah it's identical wow you made it all the way to the end are you subscribed if you're not then subscribe please thanks and if you want to click another video there's more here if you've seen them then i don't know what to say just enjoy your day or something thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 290,700

Rating: 4.9560437 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: Ij7_Azuaek0

Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 30 2020