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what's up guys welcome back to the vlog season 2 episode I don't know I'm 69 something you know I thought Christmas was a little bit and people who choose to be born on Christmas they really fucking sucks this Christmas is so dope yeah there's a few months that are like the best months to have birthdays and I think I have one of them September what's going on in September nothing all the other mothers Easter Halloween Christmas in December Thanksgiving November half Christmas in July your admiration and respect now and you just fucking get rid of some of this shit so let's pick and choose what we should donate some of you might be thinking what do you sell when do you sell this shit on depop really you want this wine stained t-shirt that I love by the way I love this t-shirt but it's staying with wine and I don't know how to use bleach so this is now just garbage don't know what to do I'm gonna keep it up just in case this is the thing I've never worn this fucking shirt and I've had up like a year why wouldn't I give it away when it comes to this point it's like God well I don't know I could you suffering a costume or something how many fucking costume party so I go to one a year Halloween keep it I get cool stuff that I like I wear once then I wash it in a fucking never fits my body ever again I don't know if that's my body's fault see what we have here well this is a v-neck never wear v-necks ever I don't know why would you ever wear a v-neck just I'll keep it though this shirt weights you big Kelsey wears that sometimes I'm gonna keep it oh definitely keeping this teleca's sure baby I know I know one Metallica song a lot of t-shirts why no one needs this many t-shirts except for this one I like this want something keep it this shirt I should absolutely throw away it is so fucking lame this shirt says travel more on the back how stupid is that it's gonna keep it 15 year old boy would wear it looks like it came straight from an arcade or something so that means that gonna keep it now we're gonna do this shit I actually wear oh this shirt what is this throw it away damn hell hell no now this is fashion ladies and gentlemen beautiful shirt just an absolute classic I believe this is out of the 2017 Cody comarch collection this is the this was the summer drop you can get that at Cody comers come only action for a limited time we're taking it down soon this is not even mine whose shirt is this keeping it I hate this shirt fuck you that one's going to donation pile [Applause] the first show I ever did the first stand-up show I ever did I wore the shirt there's pictures of me in this shirt do you keep a shirt like that did users memory attached it with you Bom oh yeah don't ya bummed heart so did it that's hard work wanna go shopping let's go buy some fucking v-necks baby whoo thanks she said are you robbing cars that's my garbage are you robbing cars all right so now we're gonna go to the pol box because I got a few packages and we're gonna go to the flower store to buy flowers because my girlfriend's been gone for three days and I'm about to win the boyfriend of the year award baby definitely getting laid tonight let's just say that I've had sex before so this wouldn't be the first time I've had sex like multiple times all right what do we think this is it's got some decent weight to it it's from Amazon that's firewood yeah oh cool trash that's awesome this is the Bible but like minecraft that's this all right thanks Greg I guess an annual path to the Grand Canyon hey there Cody I don't really mean to suck your dick but I listen to one of your podcasts and you said you wanted a national parks Pass I happen to have one for my road trip a few months ago I'm back in Germany and still valid until April so I might as well send it to you go enjoy some parks and have a great time that's actually really dope you know what I'm gonna do with this I'm gonna go to some national parks I'm gonna camp and I'm gonna read the Minecraft Bible Thank You Corinne I appreciate it I'm actually gonna use this [Music] Starbucks not the car I want I want to start all right as you can see my car is a piece of shit right now there's a nice little streak of bird shit right there and I get I need to get it clean so what I'm going to do is one of those really cool editing tricks so super cool editing tricks where you wave your hand in front of the camera and the car is just magically clean ready yeah that's great that's great make sure you get the rims as well yeah looks great Harvey's got some new walls place but it worked out with him as you guys know where we're doing the gate for me challenging it's the first time that I've actually been over here to work out with no Alex oh not like something fell what was that my sweat suit this is what you work out yeah this yeah why how's he gonna drop weight just wear normal clothes just wear like a hoodie none of them the design is that my body is currently a gigantic piece of trash okay trash bag it will spiritually drain what what is this how much you gonna be gain for yourself if you can't suck your stuff that most of you say you want to be successful but you don't want it bad you just kind of want it you don't want it badder than you want a party you don't want it as much as you want to be cool you most of you don't want success as much as you want to sleep going to be successful you gotta be willing to give up sleep and then three we're just gonna do that 10-15 times or a scooter in here you're fucking a razor oh where am I headed to your bitch's place now I'm feeling kind of tired I wrote that one my let's get on SNL we interested in some head let's go [Music] yeah yeah came and what it saw yep Oh what's who's calling sure eighty dollars that's who it's from selling drugs I'm really about that yeah oh what's what's this two meals from the Cheesecake back why call it a satellite you blow bite one on top of the other that's my brother yo girl a girl call me a lumberjack cuz I stayed chopping the wood that's a poem ocean house truth pills it shit that's it to go soon right here both like attractive girls and they are Maui talk about like ripping through the bags like just like shutting like not speaking like no don't you look fuckin houses a Doritos look a taco and we were all like oh just sort of died what having and then from there somehow Sam was like yeah that's my manager and I was like yeah I work for Paramount and then the other girl is like oh my god I'm trying to break into the film industry you know and you have to help me like I live in LA like let's meet up seems like the talent dude I'm the guy were you were you like lying about like what the film industry is like I didn't I wasn't even saying anything it was just like I yeah I'm in tune paramount Sarah now and then she Ramon also is like a management do not see any odd stuff paramount and so then she started calling me paramount and then we got their number and then yeah yeah we all walked out with like whoa and then we went to that kid Landers house have you met this kid and he has a dog and his back is broken mmm good these dogs act on wheels you have you walk in it's not on the wheels and so you're just looking at it it's like standing up it's a front leg you can't see the back legs and I'm like yo what the fuck into the and it's like barking and look at real mad being like yo I'm trying to fuck you up and I can't really move because a dog it's a French Bulldog so I guess it's like going in fucking nuts how did break his back from just jumping apparently what do you do now are you close now I have a shopper give a personal shopper Joe Scheffer D yeah you've a shopper you don't I do yeah I didn't sound like well no I have a shopper and a stylist so much dolls will tell the shopper yeah mine's just to unpackage she's basically cheaper that one knows way more expensive because it's very rare to have two of those skill sets in one a single person well it's it's like is that there is that there Christ half as good at both things where it's like my stylist is very specific very good for you she will use go online mood board there's a whole deal for mobiles right and then the shoppers very efficient shopping yeah so like I can get close and now I think my guys probably faster than your guy yeah yes it's a waste time picking which ones my chopper he knows exactly what he's gonna get why got no suit what do you mean it's why it's in his head you know your guy has a list he's looking the probably mobile use an iPad here around or something yes and the new iPhone my annum that's all I can use because it's Bluetooth had some good years my guy had some like a walkie-talkie situation or he can just continue good he has security right oh yes sir he's a security yeah yeah with him yeah that comportment yeah really yeah and well did you shop for oh so John Wall like I mentioned fashion move okay big there's a bunch of big names in Japan okay in see guys you probably wouldn't know you really like to make like long names and we're just big you mean like big influential people non name like discriminant okay wallet won't need gotcha check out what I got see these they're dope right where the theropods yeah he's crazy you can't you can eat the guy I forget that they're in like I just came out here right I was just watching porn on my phone in my room and I'm still listening to it he's really going for it wow yeah I think she yes she just sounds like she well something he's finishing actually yeah that's a deep does a deep grunt yeah it's money shot baby it's great it's amazing anyways I'm I'm gonna go finish oh okay I'm out of here [Music] no yeah red quanta oh I was that was I was booked as this pile of shit dude are you reading no no no why I was but it was more of like I was just me I was making fun of it it's bad dude super bad it was my place good don't don't good don't need my place cuz never gonna read that again it's going straight and straight in the garbage um anyways thanks for watching this episode of cold room remember if anyone ever tells you that Christmas is gone guess what you tell them this Christmas is back baby and do all and I have a live show so I in LA and the ticket link will be in the description problem I think you should have it by that so things are like 12 bucks just get one come see us right it'd be fun [Music]

Channel: Cody & Ko

Views: 674,121

Rating: 4.9766889 out of 5

Keywords: vlog, cody ko, noel miller, devon spinnler, marcus molch, molchanimal, friends, crew, squad, hangout, comedy, funny, lol

Id: sLY26d0tvW4

Length: 15min 7sec (907 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 29 2017