Ranking the Best Frozen Pizzas with the Super Troopers Cast | Sean in the Wild

have you [ __ ] every pizza so far I just I've [ __ ] the last two pizzas hey what's going on everybody for first we feast I'm Sean Evans coming at you from Roberta's and Bushwick Brooklyn where I'm joined by Jay Kevin Steve and Eric you know them as broken lizard the legendary comedy troupe and good news for comedy fans super troopers 2 is in theaters now and that's why we're here at Roberta's one of the most celebrated pizzerias in New York City to give a STONER classic meal the tribute that it deserves we're gonna be cycling in some of the best frozen pizzas the world has to offer to see which one is king and first things first simple question delivery versus DiGiorno do each have their place in the pizza world I have always been delivering when I was a boy around 11 I started getting onto a frozen pizza routine and I basically ate frozen pizza for about 4 4 weeks in a row lunch dinner fudge dinner frozen pizza frozen peas you're a kind of sort I love frozen peas I did like the Stouffer's that's the one that's a great one that pizzas [ __ ] delicious I have to ask you guys how often do you get asked to guzzle maple syrup every day a lot a lot maple syrup is a bad thing to guzzle I you know I drank two and a half bottles he drank three we went into like a real major sugar coma after that we laid in the dark and just shook I tried to throw it up it wouldn't come up too thick and then afterwards you know things came out of you that you don't remember putting in like a fossilized robbing fetus that was a whole lease as a strange one that was weird holy-o's well I can sit and talk to you guys about script lines and edit notes all day long but I'm hungry I know that you guys are too big screening yesterday so let's work off that hangover with the first pie all right first up we have le owes the company was founded in 1963 and Great Neck Long Island it's made with 100% real cheese and no artificial flavors or additives I bet le o--'s dead I was long dead what do you guys think Ellie I'm so yeah Ellie oh it's gone we doing it mm-hmm this is not a glamour pizza no you know this one elementary school and they have pizza for lunch yeah yeah this is the picture that you would have Wrigley Field serves a pizza that tastes this good I'm really brought me back to my childhood that Elio speaks to things that Elio steaks very seriously they make a very big deal about the real cheese thing which makes me a little suspicious about the world of frozen pizza well that becomes such a distinguishing quality and then of course the rectangular shape do you have any opinions on the triangle versus the rectangle is the real cheese making a big difference for you guys if I was gonna choose my shape I would go triangle because that first triangle bite is is key I also like a fold I'm a full guy yeah and so you can't fold the square I prefer the square because it tends to have a crispier crust you know this is very much win a tournament in Little League Pizza I like the rectangular shape overall it's a thumbs-up for me I'll go thumbs up also it's been nostalgia of the shape yeah this brings back some nice memories I you know I prefer a little cheesy er a little saucy er you know I'm not gonna [ __ ] this pizza but you know it does the jelly eat it it does the Java all right up next it's an institution the tombstone original this brand was founded in 1962 in Medford Wisconsin tombstone is a five cheese pizza that uses mozzarella cheddar parmesan Asiago and Romano it also has a zesty sauce to it when I think tongues did I think of Kurt Russell yeah me too Sam Elliot Jay this is a five cheese blend you know how does it stack up against the one cheese beats that we had lower it has different like levels and flavors and I'd tell you if I were gonna set out to make a pizza I might stop at four cheese's but then these guys said now we'll go one more we're going five g's yeah I think I would [ __ ] this pizza all right next up we have DiGiorno for cheese variety and the company has been making pizzas in the US since 1995 and is of course best known for its slogan it's not delivery its DiGiorno car it's a little fat for my taste it looks like it's gonna be a little bread II good okay pretty good tasty and the crust the bread is tasty but this is more like I'm it's like a Sicilian sized pizza you know like you would cut into the Sicilian squares yeah but if I'm gonna have extra anything I want extra cheese uh-huh I don't want extra bread all right yeah I'm more of a thinner crust Pizza Pizza proves that you really need to stop at four cheese's I think that fifth cheese made that last pizza a little crazy now that I taste this I mean at the risk of saying I like everything that's in my mouth at the current moment I like this pizza next up we have the frozen margarita pizza from right here at Roberta's the pizzas are cooked in a wood-fired oven and then blast chilled before being packaged you can buy them at Whole Foods here in New York or online at Fresh Direct and it looks on an eyeball level different from everything we've had a ton of us today small I can see some dredging it looks trendy to me it looks like a trendy got like a leopard-skin thing going on I'll still take a healthy piece of this big one I think the big one guys see that's delicious nothing about the Uni like a million slices of this pizza does it taste better than you thought it would mhm yeah that a leaf on it yeah Jenny loves leaves you can taste the Leafs Basel III basil II like leaves I feel like if I'm coming home after a Super Troopers two and I'm still a little residual high or whatever this is not the pizza that I know now if you're high maybe you don't want to hit a michelin-starred restaurant like maybe you just want to hit the drive-thru it if you want something good fake cheese you know right although I enjoyed the hell up no that's the thing it's good ass pizza I'm not gonna [ __ ] that pizza I would like to see you [ __ ] up it actually looks like you did [ __ ] it already and just flattened out you know I'm a fan of what labor it has delicious flavor will be flavor like a basil flavor and I mean it's not it's not like moots you know time now give me some wood some beets a little punch in the face yeah thumbs up thumbs down met where are we on this two thumbs up whoa oh [ __ ] a thumbs down match to the good people Roberta's thumbs up but I'm going frozen peach I'm going something different 3/4 3/4 3/4 up 3/4 up would you [ __ ] this pizza I would take it on to date and see what happened alright fellas what we've had frozen pizza all day long but the real test is to see if it stacks up to the real deal we have a fresh margarita pizza from right here at Roberta's is it a relief to eat something like this after eating all those frozen pizzas I would not only [ __ ] this pizza I would let this pizza [ __ ] me oh he'll eat this look at me wrong it's good and I'd [ __ ] it to another delicious fresh Pete's out of the oven you can't beat it especially cuz Roberto walked in here and delivered this personally I know I looked Roberto in the eyes I wanted to love his pizza yeah the frozen pizzas they're not going to compare yeah but let's crown a king when it comes to the frozen pizzas what was everyone's favorite which one was for cheese the for cheese was DiGiorno that's the one for me okay I'm going frozen pizza I'm probably going to journos I'm not going with these guys I like that v cheese I like the tombstone the best as I said I like bread mm-hmm so I'm gonna go to your house he's gonna nod DiGiorno's to me tombstone it's just it's the spot it's nostalgic it's everything that I want in a frozen pizza but nothing really compares to sitting down at the restaurant and eating it here so my overall crown going to Roberta's Super Troopers to make sure that you see the movie first we feast you already know and if you're looking for that pizza that's not out of the freezer that's fresh that delicious that you can have with a date and not feel like a loser Bushwick Brooklyn roberto's that's the place to be until next time Internet good fold man good [Music]

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Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Tue May 01 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Atomic_elephant]

It seemed like they tried to make this an ad for that roberta's pizza but none of the super trooper guys liked it.

[u/Potato_Muncher]

No Red Baron? What a sham.

[u/ishouldntbehereatall]

They burnt those pizzas something fierce.

[u/Nbaysingar]

No Freschetta Brick Oven? Those are the fucking best frozen pizzas.

[u/DustPalacePapa]

3 of my favorite things in the world? Mind blown......

[u/KCbizzy]

Get yourself a Pizza Pizzazz (pizza cooker), then go to the store and grab some Jacks Original Thin pepperoni pizzas. Before you throw it on the cooker sprinkle on garlic powder, a little seasoned salt, and some crushed red pepper on said pizza. Cook it on both top and bottom until the top looks done, then switch it to bottom heat only until you have a crispy browned crust on the bottom. THAT is the best way to make a cheap frozen pizza.