Ranking EVERYTHING at McDonalds

boys it's time for the second ever eating of the menu in ranking our favorite items this time featuring the Golden Arches Mickey D's yak I'm kidding it'll be fine you want how do you want to go like lay them all out no I don't do that there's a box one oh man just just jump into it just jump in starting off great this is uh this is a McMuffin with Canadian ham it made like a score at the sound it made like a like the good [ __ ] meme yeah like but when he bit into the [ __ ] sausage it's like they've like manufactured a way to add that in not bad pretty normal honestly really dry a bit dry and I think that's a that's a function of the English muffin component of yes right who invented English McMuffins why are they like this I grew up with English muffins toasted it a little butter in a little jam and that was breakfast that's so annoying to hear you say that what a you're a tree a choir this is so mean why is that annoying because I feel like this is some sort of like microcosm of upper crust culture that I want no part of and do not respect I think it's just cuz I'm French I don't know what you call it like a Tartine or something it's just like it's just like a casual like breakfast for French people you study - yeah it's because of how you sound when you speak I don't sound like you sound like an [ __ ] though I don't yeah you do I sell I just said a Tartine and you're mad because you don't know if the [ __ ] that is these this is both true I'm the proletariat you're the Meuse huazi I don't exactly know riddle this is huge this is what is a McGriddle what we're looking at here you got your griddle you got your cheese you got your sausage you got your egg and then another McGriddle and it has an M on the front which I actually like a lot you like words on your food it also smells a little bit like syrup I'm excited for this yeah it's like a sweet treat for your meat it's delicious it's [ __ ] amazing it's a bit grease it is very grease but it's by far my favorite item I'm gonna say in the breakfast lineup it's a vibe I'm saving this for later I'm gonna throw in the fridge another fine make a griddle this time with bacon okay I think is who's gonna have a nice cut nope well I mean it's like [ __ ] dollar store bacon I think we should examine the bacon itself and just kind of look at it well cruda I don't have that today you have Ludo does having sex tonight he said he's having sex I said he's having inner intercourse hog I know so this looks really good I think in the camera it looks like normal bacon but it feels like like wet cardboard yeah let me try another piece it is not raw raw oh it tastes like pennies it's not that that is very aggressive okay a little bit of different mix up here what we got is a BIST biscuit with sausage sausage is this just raw no slaw no cheat raw no cheese no egg out of control yes it's dry it is but it's like really delicious so Drive dude I don't like it I like it a lot worse so far really it's too salty it's too dry I think the cheese would be a welcome addition to the mouthfeel and the texture of this piece thank you for watching Bon Appetit I've been [ __ ] find out huh oh yeah [ __ ] around let's mix it up dude let's get nuts I don't forget wild how do we get this one there there's no way to recover this always you gotta scrape it no this is stupid now no we're gonna mix no yes this is bad no I'm gonna try this that's amazing really I would I mean what would you call this this Frankenstein eyed blood wig I'd call it a Mick musket make muffs kit yeah sounds like a gun yeah yeah you're a colonial your pancakes yeah hagh I got some milk to wash it down with glug glug glug glug milk jug oh boy do you love glug glug milk jugs it's super dry I don't think nothingness because mainly dry nothing special but there is a clinical feel to it right you feel like I feel like this would serve you these in a hospital yeah let me have some of the milky milk let me have some have some yellow bug milk jug mommy's like like milk jug mommy's glug glug set Ronald's milkie you made it weird all right we got a Q P Q P with Qi we got butter crispy chick then we got the filet of miss chicken is like this is a staple of any college student drunk person we got the Bay College student and drunk person Venn diagram regular cheeseburger very popular very very it's like a buck right maybe a buck twenty nine to get our buck twenty nine depending where you're at sort of examining this it's just got so onion a bear dab of mustard direct in the middle one pickle cheese which is somehow gotten it's hardly flat and simultaneously disgusted but also like just want it so bad I think this is fine and it's going exactly where it should be in terms of dryness moisture humidity it misses a sauce nothing nothing changed by eating I wish I had a sauce okay well in contrast let's get the bacon double cheese so this is two patties with bacon yeah Angie and she it looks really weird and smooshed it's weird I don't think it's good but I want to eat like four of these yeah there's just like there's like a [ __ ] it's like that what they put in cigarettes man not just the nicotine it's not good but I need it let's hit up quarter pounders I think that's the next natural progression this is the regular quarter pounder you will notice the big difference sesame bun the meat tastes so much different really yeah it has more of a meat taste I think what happens is they work on the same grill right it tastes more like me yeah because they work on the same grill and so when you have the meat they use in a regular cheese burger which is like a tenth of a pound it absorbs too much moisture to meat so everything too much grease no side of the grill IRS's and experiences yeah Wow it's like a teenager verse an adult it does taste like a teen reflects too much of their parents and the parents is the grill so this is the adult version this is the wart or sure it still has those aspects in it but it's grown-up and it's developed its own package it is it is throwing away its past Trump yeah which is not avoiding it putting blinders I'm not my dad right I'm not gonna grow up to be like what you still inherited all of his flaws but you still have all his flaws because you can't get away from that and you never will and now we have the quarter pounder deluxe which is the same thing but you grew up in a white suburb this is so saucy look at this glob of [ __ ] smack Mayo I think Mayo is so much fun in the sandwich then ketchup or mustard I think I was delicious ee moistens it - I was a fan that's my new favorite I don't much dude now we're hitting chicken make it very classic I think I've eaten probably too much Mayo yeah it's a lot of mayo I've eaten a shitload of these [Music] at school we would have a chicken sandwich day where they would have a bunch of chicken sandwiches spicy and regular in foil and I was always excited about it in on hindsight it's just like not that good of food like we've got excited for pizza day and it was maybe the worst pizza man could buy a lot of the school food eating this brought me back to school so our to our chicken day event of school food but now I'm realizing it's like a shattering okay so your retconning the quality of the food yeah and you're in your head it's like man ants wasn't that good of a movie all right let's go to the buttery milk crispy chicken which i think is a natural progression yeah my stomach is also starting to feel the wrath of what we're doing here I mean the lettuce and tomato do nothing for me but what change is the chicken like the chicken and that one for some reason was just like if you're than that one is like a dog treat yes it looks crispy but it was like an illusion yeah I would say if you cut out mayo tomato and lettuce you just have that chicken and the buns you're working with like I think you're actually working with very dry experience and I think you're on the wrong track I'm saying like you're not far off from chick-fil-a I think you're out of your [ __ ] mind I don't like chicken place right that good it's not that place patties go hard because they're fueled by better they're fueled by like rage Christian rage every Sunday they just sit there [ __ ] furious yeah there's really mad making chicken this is black like it is burned and charred sure and it is just so soft it's so dry patty can I just look like a state it's like Georgia or something let me go bite out let me say first and foremost first things first god bless my mother god bless my mother but I'm about to open up growing up I thought chicken was like the worst ooh meat by far because she was so so consistent in overcooking her chicken to the point where it was dry dry dry dry and we had a sauceless house there's no sauce euros don't use sauce EU [ __ ] don't use sauce no like no like processed sauce like the sauce would be made at the meal but you're not gonna have like ketchup or like [ __ ] mustard in your home no oh well we had like one bottle but it was like ancient in the back like one bottle would give us a good 10 years of usage sure so every time we had chicken I was so sad I'd be such a sad little boy right in time and this brought me back like ratatouille but if it was a horse like bad right yeah like it's like it's like he's eating it but it's just like his mom hitting him yes Father takes off the belt and goes have you read it to e boy and he's like [ __ ] [ __ ] zero star review and now we have the classic looky here McNuggets let me say that's not gonna like a lot of weight for this one are you gonna narc I told you to get whatever you wanted no [ __ ] you you said it wasn't important I said if we get McNuggets we need sauce do I get all the sauces no we need to try the sauces because otherwise who the [ __ ] eats chicken nuggets without the sauce I do I eat chicken nuggets with no sight that [ __ ] you are your mother's son I am and that's the meanest thing I've ever done and I ate this [ __ ] raw and I eat it raw okay no if I'm wrong and you guys are fine with this that's a good thing because I was I was looking out for you guys what in chat if you're fond of eating chicken nugget I was like sauce the people will be upset that we are not trying sauces okay and I don't want this blowback on Ludwig Anders calm I don't want that that's a good amount of water but as you guys are cool with this I'm happy if you're happy this is for you okay so we don't have sauce based on Ludwig's orders all right for the fellow boomers in chat McDonald's Nuggets used to be [ __ ] garbage they used to be like really squishy and gross and the breading was like really [ __ ] up and weird and then they went through this like Renaissance period where they change the entire vibe and for the past like I think 12 years the great there they've been better they the fish yet oh we got it are you down I will say as far as the fish fly goes it looks the most insane of any time it is like it looks like a like a Nintendo 64 me yeah if there's a video game on the n64 of like fast food cooking sit like simulator and you had to like it'd be like fun cheese [ __ ] like squirt bud Oh little dry she's a dry one they could have gone for more sauce for sure it's time what you're holding your stomach yeah cuz we're gonna but we're gonna hit the deserts right now what good old golden arches get for us this time oh you got coffee we got a McFlurry fish fillet in milk what a [ __ ] cursed concept so we have the Mick flurries and for this one we have the shamrock shake we have the Oreo and we have the mm and the M&M looks oddly red let's do shamrock first alright shamrock it is hit me with a sham little minty little chocolaty very sugary there is so much more Oreo in the Oreo McFlurry now if they had that level of Oreo and the shamrock the shamrock would be better but the shamrock as it stands is like kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the M&M I mean I'm used to be might go to there's my thermic flurries but the more I have them the more I realize Oreo is like I just want more orient yeah I made a special attention to order it and I realize it's 600 calories that's insane it's nothing special yeah it's just like it's like if you are on a wrestling team and you needed to gain like five pounds in two days you would down this it's just you're sucking down ice cream and it's really easy to suck down this is good too it's just very very sweet too sweet I would say the dip the fries because I know there are dip fryers and I I do that in and out sometimes these fries are not that good so it makes it worse is this ice must be fresh I think like anything you order at fast-food in general like you want to eat it right the [ __ ] away no I've had I that's way too sweet yeah oh my god that's terrible dude this is the worst thing on the menu but did anybody want some pie oh [ __ ] pie time baby look it that's the cream with that look like you wouldn't know it looks like you know it's like a like gamora's I from Nakamura you're talking about like a [ __ ] new Zelda Legend of Zelda video game yeah Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time like a video game with my thing enough that you know the bosses I it was like warrior 21 who got it right [ __ ] it looks like [ __ ] Ludwig that was my third guest delicious oh good Wow this bangs it's absolute so this is a random item random item time where we eat hash brown still good yeah I mean like a fun meal that I like to get is a hash brown in McFlurry I'm dying when I say fun I mean like when I want to kill myself through slow slow means of calorie intake all right hey let's get a little healthy Apple size is Cheers nothing different I think it's like more acidic that's great Oh No Oh No you're like a pregnant man food baby happy meal happy time happy meal is happy time what toy did we get I'm so pumped to see what toy we got Oh fast and furious spy racers why is that in the in like a pg-13 or R rated movie doesn't Dom Toretto just [ __ ] like an animal in that [ __ ] who cares when you have a spy racer boom alright the only thing in here that we haven't tried that's worth trying is the go-gurt oh I didn't know they had those they have go-gurt yeah you have your choice of apples or Gogarty stomach is [ __ ] the ruing brothers whoa how about you throw a little go-gurt on the top there's also a really old kids hamburger in here and it's just so what is a bun a patty oh stop this feels wrong this is like the whole lopunny situation it smells do you wanna okay really great here just in case okay no well nothing spilled so I guess I won't need this I have cookie cookie sugar chocolate and oatmeal raisin and then they gave me an extra chocolate like a what is your favorite cookie I I'm actually calling me a [ __ ] weirdo but I like oatmeal raisin the same I just like it saying there's a bit of a spice to it chocolate it's like softer than the oatmeal raisin for some reason this one bad it's just like dirt yeah the actual soil the actual taste isn't that good why is it like this but I love the texture oh it's so bad this is my new worst item really yeah worse and actually it tastes like I put dirt in my mouth and not like good dirt the worst item is the chocolate chip cookie yeah it tastes really bad all right try that sugar I'm so reeling from the chocolate chip cookie I had a really bad experience the sugar cookie tastes like nothing the chocolate chip cookie tastes not that great it tastes a little stale and the oatmeal raisin has the worst texture of all three all in all McDonald's cookies not really that hype I'm so full that's why slime you feel bad right now yeah I feel bad too I couldn't eat another bite of a burger but you know it's good when you don't feel good a nice salad introducing McDonald's salads now what we have here is just it's just a plain salad and I thought we could enjoy some of its just [ __ ] YUM that crunch what are you doing we have sauce it's healthy it's salad anyone have one of these girls in high school or college the salad girl I think it's not a salad girl thing they don't have you shakin it it's how you minos shake their salad a salad salad girl thing that always shake their goddamn salad that's the difference time everybody has to shake a Sal but they do it every day throughout their shadiest who has more wild [ __ ] horse girl or salad girl come on bro tell me brother horse girl whoever said all right salad is delicious best item on the [ __ ] planet of the earth but now we have the good [ __ ] we have a hot and ready this is fresh fresh from the back and fries is this his this the tour de force is it wait what about the ten Diez didn't have a member yeah but I thought you ordered them let it have them oh [ __ ] we're an attendee drought boys in California these are delicious yeah McDonald's fries go unnecessarily hard you just copy what I said earlier and I don't think it's unnecessarily hard I think it's right what do you think goes harder horse [ __ ] horse [ __ ] I was [ __ ] jump into this [ __ ] the Big Mac sorry three layers of bun two layers of meat they got dummy cheese dummy other [ __ ] I'm gonna just you like it so the weird thing about the Big Mac is got it's not like extra bread you got your one your your another bread which is always kind of weird right why you want more bread in there kind of stupid fresh off the grill it's great that's great that goes horse [ __ ] hard after eating the entire menu my favorite item quarter pounder deluxe it's the best thing on the menu you really think so I want to be like indie right I want to have like a [ __ ] I like like it's a fish filet yeah exactly that's what I want to say I want to be like yeah I listen to the underground bands that you probably have heard of and they're called fish fillet oh the Beatles no I don't know what I want I don't know what I'm thinking about is where is we're at this is this is after eating the entire McDonald's menu this is what happens oh ah Oreo McFlurry I don't care I don't know but I will say the worst thing the chocolate chip cookie that tasted like I went outside to the yard and just [ __ ] put my mouth forget about the chocolate chip cookies the [ __ ] chocolate shake take a sip of this no I don't want it I don't want to me it's to tell me that's not worse that's fine it's just super sweet you want to eat like a king you go you get a quarter pounder deluxe fries and a pie and you walk out of there a [ __ ] king and that's on God yeah that's bars I think they put a little more energy into making their more expensive items a little better again at the end of the day you're eating [ __ ] McDonald's you're like sucks all our lives sucks we are all victims here of the system that will not let us go like a Rottweiler with a chew toy is this them at cafe shop it's so sweet it's like a [ __ ] it's like they just dumped sugar it's like a nuke of sweetness slime should mommy mama bird the food - Ludwig fleas slime plate look you can beat off anything else on the Internet I'm not in a good place right now and I don't think I'm gonna get out of it for a couple days there's something wrong there's something these fries that's making me eat it I want more I don't know don't mind if I do like [ __ ]

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Length: 21min 54sec (1314 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 25 2020