Ludwig Ranks Every Item at Taco Bell

I have gone out of my way and purchased every available item at Taco Bell the total price guess it's 40 items like a hundred bucks yeah a little a little North it was like 112. something like that yeah we're gonna try them all I think by the end we gotta pick our three to pick and our three to avoid okay from Taco Bell all right okay now I've I've done it in sections so we have the burrito section we have the taco section we have the quesadilla section and then we have the oh Taco Bell's getting a little cute today it's getting a little custom they're getting a little freak what is a frittata well that's just like a normal thing it's they made it not some exotic like they have this thing called nachos wait what I have no clue our first item is the Doritos Locos Tacos yeah no we each eat one bite oh it's all like Lassie yeah it is Lassie in the boy dog it is kind of like um oh God gone from what was Dorito to like uh this is what happens in 30 minutes yeah this is like uh I don't know how to describe this touch it yeah okay so it does feel very weird it's like sponge let me get in there it's like hmm I gotta say the Dorito actually changes it a bit I would disagree really nothing happening here is new to me it's the same old piece of [ __ ] Taco that reminds me of being broke in college broken up with drunk just in bad spots emotionally and okay so this is more like how about you just review how it tastes you know because like most people well it doesn't taste really just a journey of like our lives man no no no no no no no no no no sweet boy sweet bear do not do this because you'll get too full right so don't I can't I can't stop you you're just gonna get really full and gross and you're gonna be like oh I can't eat this like last thing God damn it this is normal this is a hard shell taco yeah this is like stuck bone stuck no mods uh you know just you and your Jewel okay so here's the question is the hard shell taco better or worse than the Doritos Locos Taco it's better but only slightly right what the Doritos loco loco wrong introduced was just more salt yes a little salt in my diet yeah no just think about it as its individual thing I am you literally asked me to compare it against the thing we just ate you [ __ ] idiot it's not this individual thing something so that I am right what do you want I don't yeah man thanks ah put her there is this a cheeseburger with the crunch with Doritos or Fritos inside I should have labeled this this is such a [ __ ] mess man no it's great all right what do we think of our product I think it's trying to introduce two textures into the into the dish here I don't really think it's doing its job I actually feel overwhelmed by the amount of like outside yeah and I want more inside focus on texture and they forgot about taste on the way I will say everything it so far double Stack's the worst thing I've eaten yeah the Doritos Locos is the best so the last one was the double stack with nachos or Fritos this one is just a regular old do we really need to experience that we just you have to eat every item man which includes I'm probably gonna throw up after this sauce a bit Smoky bit rich that's his Oaky after birth yeah it's like it's like a it's like wood chips that you get at Home Depot very nice very exotic it's better than the double stack with nachos so this this is my childhood favorite item from Taco Bell the Cheesy Gordita Crunch this is big this is a soft shell a hard shell cheese I might spoil myself on this bite you're a bit you're a bit excited he likes it oh I've never seen you So Satisfied oh I'll have a bite please sure man please I can really get in there really get a little something you got any napkins uh no no napos don't worry about it this might be hey you thought it was a lick so okay look Cheesy Gordita Crunch I have to say it's my number one so far uh all right this is a uh it's like a double stack I can hear it that's what good [ __ ] sounds like oh girl it's a double stack with like [ __ ] it's called a real good [ __ ] talk this is the good [ __ ] Taco let's give it a bite now from Taco Bell the good [ __ ] taco huh I'm super white so it's a little bit of heat I'm so great I feel it I feel it uh you know if I'm feeling a little crazy one night I might go I might go and get one of these I do I do like it I gotta be in a mood oh the chalupa okay this is good you like it you like the chalupa I'm a chalupa fan you wanna love a hot chaloop oh okay lady I'm doing [Music] I feel uncomfortable that's really uncomfortable now the new introduction here is the chalupa sort of puffy cloudy yeah Vape Cloud type of experience don't like it I like it it traps in that delicious Taco Bell grease that you know is really like the mother's milk of the whole experience oh this is it this is the shredded chicken taco yeah that just tastes like not great this is the steak this is where it gets really dicey this is what gets you sick I had food poisoning after eating at a a two Michelin star restaurant yeah so if I fall to Taco Bell that's fair that's fair uh they've drowned it they've drowned it in everything that's not steak it really does have a shitload of like like other [ __ ] yeah no no you don't want this this is bad no I do because we have the spicy potato taco this is my favorite item at Taco Bell I love the way that it is so solid and feels like golf balls in your mouth but also has a little crunch explain to me what's going on in your mouth right now this explosion the potatoes are so old that it's difficult to chew I think the reason it's the best item is because they like they Grill the potatoes or like they fry them or whatever so they have like a salad man they have a shell they have crunch but the thing is the sauce carries it so hard almost too much I just need that to have a a texture so the sauce can carry sometimes you let the sauce carry but if if all of Taco Bell is just delivery vehicles for sauce like what are we really doing man what are we doing that's [ __ ] food man no no man it's not no it's not that's [ __ ] pasta that's pasta I don't like that I don't like that idea because that to you you're saying that the frosting is more important than the cake and what's outside is more important than what's on inside and that's [ __ ] up yeah and it's all about looks judge a book by its cover all right look we're just different at the end of the taco section we were left with a few choices so we have to make a decision what was your favorite Taco what was your least favorite Taco my favorite Taco was the cheesy gordita brunch Cheesy Gordita Crunch was also my favorite Taco it just did everything right it gave us everything we needed everything we desired and then some some things we didn't know we wanted and that's the beauty right I will say secret shout outs to the I think it's like the chipotle ranch double stack are you talking about the hot one the hot one that gave us a little heat yeah in the kitchen I kind of liked it I kind of like how it feels right now yeah this is how this is just white people experiencing flavor I'm Mexican as far as bad yeah shitty shitty butt butt for me it's the honestly pass I think that the actually the default or the Dorito was my worst experience for me they all just fell into like one taste and it was like the same thing you know what I mean this is a tortilla with cheese is this called something it's called brilliant amazing innovative but by Taco Bell they call it the cheesy Roll-Up I think what happened is somebody [ __ ] up a quesadilla and the manager made a mogul move and said you roll it and then they served it and that's how they invented the goddamn cheesy roll-up it is time to tackle the largest section featuring one two three four cow what you have five 12 13 items the burritos are here this is so many dude [Laughter] oh wait I forgot one 14. are you sure is the potato burrito so dry yeah what they did is they ditched the sauce and they said more cheese it's like I just put notebook paper in my mouth everything about it is wrong I'm so disappointed F I was so excited fail all right this is the uh this is the bean burrito okay what'd we go under look at that cross section yeah all right I hate it now I hate that I think it's fine yeah that's because you eat beans out of a can yeah those are good though it's fine it's just being in some cheese it's just Bean it is literally just I actually I just appreciate the Simplicity actually I don't I'm with it this is garbage I don't love it but I'm not gonna [ __ ] I don't have anything against it what is this it's the beefy Frito burrito what happens it's bad is that the Frito that's bad dude has dissolved into just starch yeah it became like a soggy paste yeah of like Frito paste and you just like get hit by strands of old Frito probably one of the worst things I've ever eaten it's not very good God this person is sup look at this this is this whoa look do it we don't need to eat this one this is the soft how do you zoom in sup also how is that happening you like that how did you do that don't worry about it that's crazy it's voice activated zoom in zoom out is it remote is it Luda it's Luda that's crazy no this is the soft taco supreme so it's just the soft taco but it has like sour cream in it I don't think we need to eat this I think we can save a little [ __ ] that's what I thought unwrap that [ __ ] so upset now that sour cream that is it there's it's just the same thing I ate but now there's sour cream makes it better a little bit maybe all right now we've hit a very special territory we've hit items made for vegans this is the five layer burrito well it's definitely cheese in there so it's not vegan it's vegetarian right vegans are wrong well okay it's not like a corrector the five layer burrito has meat so it's mostly vegetarian then four of the layers are vegetarian okay this is 80 vegetarian sure so it's a vegetarian meal yes 100 if it's more than half vegetarian you get that that bean flavor it's very overwhelming actually it's just paste here's how I view it everything inside of a burrito is like what people stereotypically think meals at prisons are like it's just slop it is it's sloth but it's encased in like this diaper of a tortilla you just have this diapey tortilla and you just like kind of like numb your teeth through it and then it just always slop and slightly different to like just varying levels of salt in your slop yeah yeah yeah and maybe that's what they don't give you in prison maybe in prison your food isn't really salted and that's because you're a criminal and that's how that's how Society works oh my God oh it's like glue it's not good uh the rice in here gives it like a more kind of maggoty texture of supreme yeah it's the burrito supreme this is great well it's vegetarian oh it's got oh we got guac this is our first encounter of guac Taco Bell guacamole which is probably closer to like like a melted plastic spoon that's green like guaca isn't good but it does add something more oh you oh he hates it oh I hate that burritos have been failing me right so far I'm not happy with the burrito section all right this is shredded chicken burrito it tastes very tinny it's like someone turned the treble way up on the [ __ ] car cereal of my mouth oh what is happening in here this looks like a like a Star Wars Planet I feel like I've accumulated like layers of grease on my tongue felt bad dude so bad anytime chip products have been incorporated into the food like [ __ ] off I can't do it I'm scared for the cracker open dude oh stat track oh I think it's just a beef burrito supreme Luda get this cross section get this cross section it looks like a it looks like again a Star Wars creature but his mouth now the burrito supreme does is it incorporates lettuce which isn't really present in a lot of the other burritos and the tomatoes and it balances it out but at the end of the day you're still eating like you know the diaper tube of of things but I find it the most tolerable and I actually look forward to it when I'm in the mood for TB what I am begging you please stop using the word diaper when talking about I'm sorry all right here it is all right here's the juice of the burrito section the quesarito where they have decided to combine a quesadilla and a burrito making this diaper a little spicier he said it seems to like it that's not bad if you go vegetarian not for health reasons but because you love animals or some [ __ ] and you want to feel like a piece of [ __ ] this yeah will get the job done if you're an ethical vegetarian who's still a degenerate yeah and we have the final meal which is the case or quesarito it's literally just rice I think it's the loaded there's meat [Music] help me what's up boys today the plan is simple it's to get out of this burrito that an evil wizard has trapped me in short [ __ ] sure I can't I just sniper get down mean to me Mom shut up fifth grade can wait Mom I'm 12. short we're calling them 12 and we're playing with them playing with burritos for like five minutes to me it's like a torture device because what happens is you chew it and then like your saliva breaks down the rice and then the cheese and it becomes this like glue and he's like you can't breathe for a second slime what was the best item in the burrito section in what was the worst they're all swirling around right now in my innards like yeah like at like 40 different eels that are different species yeah and they're all fighting for the ownership of my stomach I have to say everything that wasn't the case of Rito the second to last one sucked I actually only recommend the quesarito and not even the beef quesarito the quesarito with bean and rice worst it's probably the one we just ate what the [ __ ] was it uh the beef quesarito though the other ones tasted bad the last one was like gross yeah I hated chewing it there's a difference between like oh this doesn't taste very good and I want this out of my I don't like thinking about it I don't like thinking about it you're right you're right we have moved on this is a a kind of a combo section it's the quesadilla section but I put the Crunchwrap Supremes in here what I think this is just a shredded chicken griller why is it so no look at this Ludwig it's like a wallet it's it's actually thinner than my wallet I have this Chick-fil-A uh card what do you it's working stop it's working it's not working oh it's working all right so there you go it's got my wallet what is that prove it proved that this shouldn't be what a food shape is you could fit that into an actual burrito though you could have just been like look this is my wallet this is this and look like at the difference of thickness but instead you just shoved a card into a burrito like a psychopath now it's a shredded chicken loaded Grill everything or shredded chicken griller it's okay I think this is my favorite and you can taste The Toasted cheddar and they also put a little bit of the of the I think the Chipotle ranch sauce all right Chris Morocco all I'm saying is I think they put a bit of it all right it's seasoned for sure I thought it was spicy before they put that in but smaller amount and it's basically just enough that if you're white out there it's got a little kick guys let's hit the Taco Bell I'm in the mood for a little kick in my food oh lacrosse game is today all right this is the steak quesadilla did we go to the drive through and go inside uh Ludwig ordered it on an app because he was embarrassed like a child like a little baby baby man here it is stop talking it's really salty the meat's really salty unfortunately it's the best so far even though it's like kind of [ __ ] up oh there's so much weight we got crunch wraps we got something they're not Fish Man okay come on this like the house yes it tastes like [ __ ] it tastes so bad it is weird how bad it tastes it's like concerning because they're usually good I this is my go-to item I can't even think straight they're just like taco nitrates in my brain like syphilis bacteria I don't know how to process the fact that this is so gross when it's I've eaten probably like 200 of these in my lifetime it means that you rely on this being fresh and toasted I got Baja brain we're in the for we're [ __ ] final stretch and we're in the final stretch we do not have that many dishes left we got boxes what the [ __ ] is going on here I think this is a frittata it's a Mexican pizza it's Pizza it's Pizza how can I [ __ ] that up I'm so exhausted in in all the ways that this is just a taco they haven't folded that's so funny it's just an unfolded Taco that takes up more room that's crazy custom Taco it's so cold it's so cold it's like colder than room temperature how did that happen authentic Mexican food is just an unfolded Taco what makes a Mexican pizza is like it looks like a quesadilla with just stuff on top now it's an explosion of flavor in your mouth it's more like an assault of flavor like an attack they made this monstrosity that they called as marketing and to call it Mexican pizza I feel like they found like this one Mexican spice and they threw it in there who's the CEO of Taco Bell if he's a white guy all of this is [ __ ] up Mark King all right I don't want to jump to conclusions who am I he could perhaps not be white what there's no there's this this is the nacho like loaded nacho supreme or something or other dude oh man all right we might have waited a little too long not just don't normally do this it's oh I hate it whoa it was really bad oh we need a utensil here like a vegetarian Powerball how's that going for you it sucks yeah it just sucks all right here's our last item it's potato what an item who gets this man I don't know it's just a side this is just a weird get try it it's not bad that's not bad I it's kind of a Vibe all right it is time it's the final course slime the desserts we got the cinnamon twists and then the cinnamon little munchkin uh these these are baller all right here it is here's the last thing he just had 40 items from Taco Bell this is the final one I feel like [ __ ] to us but I'm glad that we went through this journey together and I just have to say that I wouldn't want to have done it with anyone except for you myth through good times and through bad through taco or burrito sometimes it's not about shut the [ __ ] up sometimes not about gonna redo it for the video but it's about edit this can you just eat the oh that's really good that's delicious that is delicious it's almost like it it raced everything else it's like they [ __ ] everything up kind of yeah except that they didn't [ __ ] up the dessert at the end of the 40 plus items we just ate first of all how do you feel I feel like uh like a fish stuffed with like dry grass it's something unnatural has been put inside me at large I feel like I've I've taste aversion to food the one thing you want to avoid at Taco Bell is gotta be the uh what was the goopy [ __ ] that we had look it was the beef quesarita that was like shitty poop poop ass but Goofy it was bad I would avoid burritos I would just steer clear a best item if you had to go to Taco Bell gun to your head and you had to get the Queen of England one item so that she would say you will live this is a weird scenario you're in yeah he's being such an ass she's been she's being a real dick uh I would bring her I would bequeath upon to Hearn and her core goes probably a hot fresh Cheesy Gordita Crunch it's the best item on the menu yeah out of the bag it is just it's everything you need and a little bit more and I think that's important yeah there it is boys if you go to Taco Bell got the Cheesy Gordita Crunch and don't get all the things don't get all the things and then eat a bite of all of them oh man get one or two things and finish them way better anyway tune in next time where we do McDonald's versus Burger King eating everything from both at the same time don't miss it it's gonna happen it's not happening it's just actually not

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Length: 25min 40sec (1540 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 24 2020