- You look like Thor had
kids and became a dad. - I'm Thor's kid. - No, no, you're Thor. - Oh okay. - Who just let himself go. (laughter) - My name is Chris. I'm an anthropologist,
I also work here at Cut. - My name's Molly Murphy. I'm a tax accountant. - Ya, you gotta be like my height. I can't, I can't be with a mini-me. - A smiles huge, like pretty eyes. - You know, I guess it'd cliché to say that I find wits and confidence
attractive, but I do. - Are you choosing a
boyfriend for me or something? I'm single. Dude, what? - Aww. (laughs) - Y'all are fucked up and fucking sadists. - They understand what this is, right? I'm gonna hurt people's fucking feelings. - Hi. - Hi. - I'm Molly. - Parker. - Hi man, how are you? - Carlos, nice to meet you. - Parker. - So we're here to rate
your attractiveness. What do you think you are? - I think I'm ten. - Wow, you're confident.
- 'Cause my mom tells me that. - Well, I disagree with your mom. I think you're about a seven. - Okay. - I like your tattoos, wow. (laughs) That's a lot of expression. - That's like decoding
a universe of symbols, that I know probably
means something to you. - Yeah. - I'm gonna give you a seven. - I would say eight. - A five. I'm sorry, you're so nice Parker. - I just need a fucking Xanax? Shit, okay. - I'm Carson. - I'm Molly. - Nice to meet you, Molly.
- Nice to meet you. - What strikes me is the
fierceness of your hairline. You know what? It strangely works on you. (laughter) - Has anyone ever told you you look like. Who was it from Scooby Doo? - Shaggy? - Yup. You look like
Shaggy with a bowl cut. - You seem like you're really funny. You are also able to laugh at
yourself, which I really love. - Just for me personally,
and I don't matter, but like, a four? - I would say a strong eight. Because, he seems like confident as hell. - So yeah, it's an eight. - You're so nice. - I haven't said anything. (laughter) - Did you come in knowing that we're going to rate your attractiveness? - Yeah. - Why would you ever do that? I would never do that. - 'Cause, why not? Like who cares? - A six. - Thank you. - Love you.
- Love you. - She's like this nigga
just gave me a six. (laughter) - I'm Malia.
- Malia, Erick. - I start everybody at ten. And I start reducing. (laughter) Don't particularly like your septum ring. So probably down to a five.
- Damn. - I do like your style, so I
brought it back up to a six. - I will give you a seven. - Five, I mean you're not my full type. Hipster, whatever. - I would say you are a nine and a half. - Thank you so much. - And you're just really beautiful. - Thank you. - I'm gonna just say ten. - Oh my gosh. - I, personally as a gay
man, I don't like breasteses. But, no, I give you a good nine. - Thank you. - 'Cause I like everything about you. You got the whole package. - What do you find attractive about me? - I like your smile a lot. You seem very, like, perky and upbeat. And high energy, which I like. - Do you have children? - I do. - Okay, 'cause you dress like a mom. - Oh, I am a mom. - You're so ebulant, like buoyant. - Thank you. - Yeah, I would say, for you, an eight. - I would say nine. - Seven. - Yes. - Nice to meet you. - Why wasn't I an eight? - You got kids. (laughter) Life. - You're tall! I like guys who like dark hair. - I like your mustache. - Thank you. - I like your hair too. Nine point five. - Wow, thank you. - Yeah, I do feel like there's a universe. Maybe I buy a drink, maybe you buy me one. Maybe we talk, who knows? Eight point five. - Eight point five. I'm good with that. - I would say a five. - Whoa! A five. - You're like, "I love the
height, your black hair", and then.
- Six! - Oh, don't change it, you gave me a five. - Wait, wait. (screams) - Are those your real freckles? - They are my real freckles. - Like really pretty freckles. - Number, number. - Eight point five. - Okay. - Is that okay? - Yeah. - Eight and a half. - Eight and a half? - Oh my god. I'm Malia. - I'm Kevin. - Nice to meet you. Oh, you have a deep voice too. Oh, fuck. - Instantly be attracted to him because he meets all my criteria. You have to be over six feet, you have to be able to pick me up. Do you have a 401k? - Yeah. - You have retirement?
- Yeah. - For real, for real? - Like if I was at a club with you and you would say "hi"
I would be like "ahh!" (laughs) And just like run away. - We're gonna do like
the medical sniff test. It's not like body odor. It's not like gross. - Okay. - It's human and I find that attractive. - I'll give you a nine. - A nine and a half. - You got a lot going for yourself, so I'm going to give him a strong nine. (laughs) - I'm just really nervous. Please leave me alone. What is going on? - Hi man. - Hey. - How are ya? - I'm good, how are you doing? - You got a spot on your jeans. - Yeah. - Your boots are crusty. - Mmhmm, they're used. - Raise the roof? There's a hole in the 'R'. - Yeah, it's an old shirt.
(laughs) - Has you hair always been this long? - No, wanted to see where it would go. - Just kept going down?
- Yeah, just kept going down. - I could tell, back in the
day, you used to be really cute. - Oh, thank you. - But then you started smoking a little bit too much marijuana. - Looks like it. - And a little too much like munchies. (laughs)
- Okay. - I would give you an eight and a half. - If I had to put a number
to it, I would say six. - Six. - I'm going to give retired Thor a seven. - Thank you. - Thanks man. Have a good one. - See you you inside. - That was it. - I think it was pretty good. I think I didn't offend anybody. - I didn't know what I
was walking into today, but it was not this, at all. - I didn't like it, like at all. I didn't like it. - I was being honest. - Every I said was true, the number stuff. The methodology behind that could use some more calibrating. But everything I said was true. - Okay.
(laughs) - Are you f... You... - That's messed up. - That'll be easy. I already got the line up in my head. Easy peasy. - Hi everyone. - This is happening. This is happening to all of us right now. - Ten to one. - C'mon Thor.
(laughs) - Where are we going? - You're going to one. - Raise your hand if you
voted for Donald Trump. Okay, that was like my one idea. (laughter) - Oh my God. - I don't know! I just don't want to do this again. This is like a horrible experience. - Come with me. - You come here, number nine. - So I'm gonna give you the second slot. (applause) - You're going to go
behind this sir, Shaggy. You go behind him. And then, you'll go right here. - Okay. - I can't believe that I'm a ten. (laughs) - Yes, you are a ten. - You two, sorry you're at the tail end, it's just called life. (laughs) - Let's just keep it as it is. What more do you want me? Do you want me to dance? - Oh, you piece of shit. - So I gotta stick myself
in this line, right? (laughs) Sorry guys you're tougher than I am. - Maybe, I don't know. I don't know, just here. - [Group] Awww. - Can they do it? - Really? I'm beautiful. Okay, everyone said I was a ten. (laughs)
(applause) - It was one of the most
uncomfortable experiences I've had. - I think we're socialized
not to make judgments about people's appearance
to their fucking face, in a room full of strangers,
let alone rank them. So yeah, I guess it did
feel a little objectifying. - Yeah thank you guys. (applause) - Thank you all. (applause) Don't hate me. (laughter) (murmuring)
