- How was your morning? - I will be tired today. - Oh wait, wait. Say tired again. - Tired. - He might be Asian. - Do my voice sounds Asian? - Yeah, did you not hear yourself? (playful music) - Hi my name is Marie. - My name is Cedar and I am a writer. - Mm-kay. - That won't work for me
because I sound white so everyone will be like, "That's
definitely a white kid.". - I'm very sensitive
about people's accent. Just like, "Hey y'all
how you doing?" (laughs) - Oh, what? Hold on a second. If this gets freaky in any way. - Alrighty. - Yes. - What's happening, man? - Um is it okay if I judge
you on these questions? - [Man] Absolutely that's
why we're all here. - Okay, alright. - I like the tone of your voice. It stimulate my ear and
that's makes my body so hot, all of my body so hot. - [Man] There you go. - Did you grow up here in Seattle? - No I'm from Kentucky. - I think he's a black man. Say something black. - Black. (laughing) That's about the blackest
thing I can think to say. - He sounds like a
college-educated black man. - Do you have a favorite color? - Orange. - Do you like it because it
goes with your skin tone well? (laughing) - Clever but no, it's
because nothing really rhymes with orange but as a rapper, I find all kinds of things
that rhyme with orange. - Oh you rap, eh? Hmm. - Oh rap. - It's just like that huh? ♪ Olympian tried meter dash
pepper the room with spread ♪ ♪ Over your head now uh the room is dead ♪ I don't know, I'm not
a freestyle artist but. - That sounds pretty good. - This is a African-American male. Kind of natural curly hair
but not too much curly. - And what about facial hair,
do you think I have a beard? - Oh facial hair, no,
no no no no no no never. - I'm gonna guess that
you're African-American. - Nobody says black anymore. - I'll say black if that is preferable. - It is to me. - Okay. I think you are black. - He sounds like he's wearing Vans. I feel like he has like a fade. Or no, maybe even dreads,
and that's my final decision. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - It was nice meeting you. - Oh I'm gonna see everybody
too afterwards, right? - Hi there.
- [Woman Guessing] Hi. - How are you?
- Good, how are you? - [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm good. Are you nervous? - Is this really how you talk, for real? - For real. - Okay I just didn't know if that-- (laughs) - Are you okay? - [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm okay. - Your voice, you have a worried voice. - I'm not worried.
- [Man] You're not worried? - I can do this. - [Man] Okay. - Could you sing a song for me? ♪ I know a little song ♪ ♪ It ain't very long ♪ ♪ Toodle dum toodle
dum now it's all gone ♪ - Is this the person's real voice? - You're walking on thin ice now. (laughing) - I don't know. This person,
he sounds like a character. Are you a male or a female? Say, "Suck my dick." (gasps) - Why would I say that? - Definitely a female, 'cause
a male would have said it. (laughing) - Well, suck my dick! (laughing) - Oh! you guys got me! Alright, I would say a woman. (gasps) (laughing)
- Oh, shit. - 21 years old, she's a college student. What is your major in college? - Drinking.
- [Woman Guessing] Drinking? - Yeah. - You are in your 60's or 70's. - You know them old lady curls? Like she had rollers in
her hair this morning. - What you talking' about? - Definitely white, like frail and skinny. - Good luck with your college life. - Thank you very much.
- [Woman Guessing] Drinking. - Yes. - Bye college student!
- Goodbye! - Alright see you. - Hi.
- [Woman Guessing] Hello. - How are you doing today? - I love your voice. I want to see your face. - [French Man] But you can't right now. - No. - [French Man] Sorry. - Can you do "Hey Diddle Diddle"? - "Hey Diddle Diddle"? - Yeah it's a nursery rhyme. Okay how about "Mary Had A Little Lamb"? - Mary had a what?
- Lamb. - [French Man] Lamb?
- Like a baby sheep. Okay so clearly nursery
rhymes are not your thing. - Are you wearing Old Spice? - Uh, yes. Why do you think though? - I'm sorry?
- Oh you smell it, right? - What did you say?
- Did you smell it? - Oh he's definitely Latino cause he can barely speak English. - Could you say something nice to me? Whisper for me? - You look beautiful. - Melting. - How was your morning? - I'll be tired today. - Oh wait, you. Wait, say tired again. - Tired. - He might be Asian. - I think you're Cambodian. - You sound like you're Asian. You have an accent. - Tall and medium body, exactly my type. - [French Man] Thank you.
- But, however, I think you are gay. - Wait, why do you think I'm gay? - Because most of the nice
looking guys, they are gay. I don't know why.
- Whoa! (laughs) - Thank you. (giggling) - [Woman] Hello.
- Oh shit. Hello. - How was your morning so far? - I woke up and came here, basically. - Came here. Do you like Outback? - Outback Steak House? - Yep she's definitely Australia. - Where do you think I'm from? - Greek or Italy. - Do you think I have an accent? - No, mm-mm.
- No accent. - Light skin, light
hair, Australian woman. - I think you are female,
I think you're white. When I think Australian,
I just think blonde, so I'm guessing blonde. - About 19 years old, you
still live with your parents. - Do I sound smart? - Uh the way you said smart, yes. - Cool, thank you. - Smart. - Hey. - Hi, how's it going? - [College Girl] Good, how are you? - I am just great, thank you. - [College Girl] Perfect. Here smell me then. - You smell like vanilla. - Yeah I've got it. - Oh you smells good.
- Thank you! It's Black Opium. - [Woman Guessing] Oh.
- Which is, it's from Sephora. - Your voice and attitude is
perfect for the salesperson. - [College Girl] If you wear vanilla, usually guys like that. Listen listen listen! - Oh no, uh-uh your voice is annoying. - Oh my god. - Listen listen listen
listen, oh my god! (laughing) This is the white chick. She's definitely from The Valley. - Do you like to dance? - All the time. Always at the club I'm the first to dance. I get up on tables. - Okay, slight exhibitionist. - Definitely wanna party with me. But you said I was annoying.
- No, I do not. - Why? - 'Cause you're annoying. It's very high pitched. - No it's not! - No it's not! - Sometimes when I get really excited, I just keep talking and going on and on. I had a little headache but then they had a bunch of drugs here so then I just took a bunch of-- - Can you slow down? - Sometimes my boyfriend
really doesn't like it coz out of the two of us, I talk the most. - Do you talk like this all the time? - Excuse me, yeah! - Oh I mean, I was just wondering. You sound like... - I'm obviously nice. - Yeah for sure, um. - You are white and I think that you like
to show off your body. - Booty shorts, definitely
stops at Starbucks at least twice a day. - You are in a sorority and you sound pretty white. - Snookie. Snookie, perfect example. Bye. - Bye. - Oh she's wearing wedges. - [College Girl] Yes, obviously. - What up? - What's up? - [Man With Deep Voice]
What's going on man? - How you doing? - Good I like your threes you got on. I like your dress. - Oh, thank you so much. - Can you do your best bro accent for me? - [Man With Deep Voice] What up bro? - Oh gosh that's so low. - I think you are African American male. Like Lionel Richie. (laughing) - You live with your parents? - Why do you think I live with my parents? - Coz off the rip you just
sound like a white kid who probably lives with his parents. - You could be a buff guy. - I could also be super skinny. - You could be like super skinny. He's Asian, he's black,
he's white, he's Islander. He could be mixed. - I'm seeing like a little scruff, I'm seeing that you're tall. White. I bet you have like, kinda long bangs. - Bangs? - No you know like the skater swoosh? - Oh okay.
- Swooshy. - How old do you think I am? - Oh 48. Divorced one time. (laughter) Two children.
- Two kids? - [Woman Guessing] U-huh. - Wow, I'm a dad! Alright. - Okay.
- Bye bye. - Bye. - Hi. - Do you think you have a unique voice? - No, do you think you
have a unique voice? - No I think you have
a unique voice though. - Have you ever been
pulled over by the police? - Indeed I have. - Where you just kind of
minding your own business and pulled over or-- - [Woman] So I thought.
- Okay, okay. - Do I have an attractive voice? - Yes you do. - Oh, would you pay to
hear me talk on the phone? - Whoa! (laughing) - Can you please say "I
wish a motherfucker would."? - I wish a motherfucker would. (laughing) - She's so white. - I'm guessing you're African American and I think you're probably attractive. - I think you are the type of
person who likes to spend time watching the NASCAR on Sunday afternoon. A little bit chubby and short. She is doing like a labor work. - You know who you remind? Okay, the Long Island medium, that's who I think that
you probably look like. Bye. - Bye it was very nice meeting you. - Is it okay? - Very interesting. I think I got the Asian guy right. And Snookie. - I am, I am indeed. - Awesome, okay I obviously
got some things wrong. Were you the Australian
in the yellow sweater? - Uh, black woman. - [Woman Guessing] Oh! - Are you from the east coast? Yeah, you could hear it. - When you went Long Island
medium I was like, oh. - Maybe? Yeah, yeah?
- I'm the Australian. - Oh high five, alright. - Five. Most people are very surprised
to meet an Asian Australian which was weird to me coz in Australia, we have a lot of Asian Australians. - The white guy with the deep voice? I'm thinking it's you. - It is me.
- [Woman Guessing] It's you? Okay I was right.
- But I'm not white. - That is true, you are not. But you definitely have the
like, casual skater thing going. You even have the skater
hair so I got that right. - Where are you from? - From Oahu, born and raised. You thought I looked like Lionel Richie. - Who was the frail voice? - Me. - I was like, it's the
pedophile from Family Guy. - Want some ice cream? - I'm 21 years old. (laughing) - You get the Family Guy a lot? Do people say you sound like that? - No, not never but they
say things about my voice but I haven't got that one. - The one that I thought was Cambodian, I'm actually guessing is you and you are not Cambodian. - Say something. - First he said I was Latino. - Okay, so where are you from? - Whoa! - Oui. - (gasps) Melting! - Uh, not really. - Really? I feel like you would get
treated a little bit better coz they're like, "Oh, he's just not a
regular black American." (laughing) - So who has black man no facial hair? - That was me. - Oh that was you? (laughing) - I felt you were definitely
a black man with dreads. How did you feel being
known as a black man? - I mean, it's not the first time I've heard that, obviously. You know, white rapper. - See, has it ever affected your job? - I've never been
victimized by discrimination because my voice sounds black but that's probably because
interviews are done in person. - Did I tell you that you
were working at the Sephora? Oh, okay.
- Yeah. That was me. I do computer programming. Keep getting called white. I think that's like farthest from-- Well, I mean maybe, I don't know. - I got the short shorts right! - You did get the short shorts right! - And the wedges. I think I technically got her right. - Yeah. - I said she's very Snookie. (dramatic music) What do you think of my voice? - Are you gay? - Yeah.
- I could tell. - Oh, you could tell. I can tell, I can tell! Asian man can tell! It was nice meeting you guys. - You got it all. (laughing) - Long Island, like, oh shit!
