Arin: ♫ Hey I'm Grump ♫ Dan: ♫ I'm Not-So-Grump ♫ ♫ And we're the Game Grumps! ♫ Dennis in-game: "Hey Mr. Wilson!" Dan: Ooh my God.
[♬game music starts playing♬] [Arin laughs] Dan: ♬Dennis! The-Menace!♬ Dan: ♬Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!♬ Dan: ♬Go! Don't! Stop!♬
Arin: ♬Suck a dick!♬ Arin: ♬Get everybody in-♬
Dan: Uh, what? [Dan & Arin stammer] Arin: Oh, sorry...
Dan: I guess we'll just start the game. Arin: Yeah, that was probably not the best. Dan: Game about a small boy....
Arin: Yeah... Dan: Not... appropriate... Arin: Other small boys in this world: A. Bouttell and Kyle Zundell.
[Dan claps to the beat] [Dan claps to the beat] Arin: So, for some reason, the people who sent us Dennis the Menace- -have rhyming names. Dan: Yeah. [laughs] Arin: They're not related. They sent it to us separately. I don't think they know each other? Dan: No. Arin: But, I guess you should get to know each other? Dan: But the- yeah, you guys seem like cool dudes.
Arin: You both grew up with Dennis the Menace. Dan: Probably hang out.
Arin: Yeah. Dan: Thanks for [nasty burp] sending us this game.
Arin: Yep. Arin: So, Mr. Wilson's. Dan: We're at Mr. Wilson's house?
Arin: Mm-hmm. Broke in. Dan: Do people - do people know what Dennis the Menace is, or do they-? Arin: Uhh... Dan: Is it too far gone? Dan: Dennis the Menace was a cartoon- not cartoon. Fuckin'... sorry. Dan: It was a comedy show in the 50's, probably? Arin: Yeah, it was a live action show. Dan: Yeah, a live action show. Arin: By the way, can I just say, really funny show. Dan: Yeah, it was funny. Arin: Like, STILL funny. Dan: You know what's also funny?
Arin: What? Dan: How your fuckin' weapon doesn't hurt enemies. Dan: Yeah! Dan: Yeeaahh! Arin: I love how fuckin' triumphantly he shoots it, too. Dan: Yeah
Arin: Just like... Arin: "FUCK you, stupid BITCH!" Dan: Dennis!
Arin: "Fuckin' cat!" Dan: Remember the fuckin' name! [Arin laughs] Arin: Oh I can run! Ooh-kay.
Dan: Oh, oh dear. Dan: But yeah, it was a, live action show from the 50's-
[Arin "tsks" rythmically] Dan: -and this kid, Dennis the Menace, uh, who is a blonde, tow-headed kid - uuuh. Dan: Fucking, uh-
Arin: T-tow-headed? Dan: Oh yeah, tow-headed, uh, that just means like "white blonde." Arin: ...oh.
Dan: Yeah. Dan: "Tow" as in, like, -
Arin: I thought it was like a- like a- Arin: 40's racial slur-
Dan: N-nooo, no, no- Arin [old man voice]: "Fuckin' TOW-HEAD!" Dan: It's - [wheezes] - I think it's from - I looked this up once- -it's like... Dan: Eeeeh... Dan: It comes from like the, uh, like when they were grinding wheat, or something like that? Dan: Like, that was called "tow," and it had, like, this really, like, white/yellow color to it. Dan: Um...
Yeah. Dan: But it does- it DOES sound really inappropriate. Arin: It does.
Dan [old man voice]: GET OUTTA HERE, YA FUCKIN' TOW-HEAD! [Dan & Arin giggle] Arin: Goddam-like-
Dan: Yeah! Arin: Records are like-
Dan: Stop throwing DISCS! Arin: They- [breaks off chuckling] Dan: THAT 'VICTROLA' IS OUTTA 'CONTROL-A!' Arin: They-[giggles]
[Dan & Arin giggle] Arin: They're not exactly, like, you know, COMMON things - Dan: I know. I know! Arin: So-
Dan: Put them in a museum! Arin: -yeah, or give them to a hipster DJ? Dan: Yeah-[breaks off giggling]
Arin: That would also work. Dan: Yeah, so, uh- all I wanted to say about the show itself was that- Arin [whispers]: What the fuck!?! Dan: -it's this kid, and he would terrorize Mr. Wilson, who was his, uh, old, next door neighbor. Arin: Oh, yeah.
Dan: Yeah. Arin: And-and--uuh- -he was really was a, a fucking asshole. Dan: Oh, he was a DICK.
Arin: He was like - Dennis was. Dan: Yeah, they-the kid was an ASSHOLE. Dan: JESUS, this game ssSUCKS ASS.
Arin: H-yeah-[breaks off laughing] [Dan & Arin laugh] Arin: I don't get it!
Dan: What is the point?!? Arin: What-oh, I can move the screen, how 'bout that shit.
Dan: Yeah. [Arin sings the Snake Charmer Song]
Dan: You better hurry - you have- [wheezes] [Arin chuckles] Dan [giggling]: You only have only have 875 seconds left! Arin: "Oh, shit! Then Mr. Wilson's gonna come home!"
Dan: Oh, no! [Dan giggles]
Arin: "Then what of me???" Dan: Yeah-[giggles]
[Arin chuckles] Dan: "He'll find out that I've been shooting-" "-his 57 cats-" "-with a smoke gun!" Arin: Well, this took place back in a time where you could just, like, grab someone else's kid and - Arin: -BEAT them.
Dan: OH, yeah. Dan: Oh, the 'good old days.'
Arin: Like, it, like- Dan: The 90's.
Arin: Wh- Mr. Wilson would come home and- [Dan & Arin giggle] Arin: I mean, when the show was on the air.
Dan: Oh, right, right. [Arin chuckles]
Dan: So- [Dan & Arin giggle some more] Arin: "Oh, alright, right. Okay"
Dan: "Oh, yeah. Sorry." Arin: Cuz like, y-you- if-if Mr. Wilson came home, and Dennis the Menace was fuckin'... -in his house, screwing around on his- with his- Dan: Oh, yeah-
Arin: -his 17 purple cats- Dan: He'd be like-
[Mr. Wilson]: "DENNIS!" [Arin chuckles] Dan [Mr. Wilson:] "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 5 ACROSS THE ASS!" [Dan & Arin giggle]
[Arin gasps] Arin [laughing]: And Dennis is like- Arin [Dennis]: "NO-" Dan & Arin [Dennis]: "NO PLEASE, MR. WILSON!"
Arin [Dennis]: "OH, NO-" Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
[sound of slap] [Dan giggles]
Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "POP!" [laughs] Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "I'LL SHUT IT FOR YA!" [Dan & Arin giggle] Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "POP!" [Dan & Arin laugh] [Dan & Arin shriek in genuine terror]
Dan [scared]: OH GOD - OH GOD, NO! Dan [recovering]: Oh, jesus! [Dan wheezes]
Arin [shook]: Was it- was it Arin: Okay, okay-
Dan: I just had a heart attack! Arin [fumbling]: Yeah-can-can we just-c-can-
[Dan laughing] Arin [fumbling]: Can-can we just confirm with each other that that was - Arin [not okay]: REAL fear?
Dan: Y-y-yeah! Dan: That was NOT Mr.Wilson either! Dan: It was just a man- Arin: No that-
Dan: With a mustache in a bathrobe! Arin: That was Mr. Wilson from the-the-the 1990's remake. Dan: Ooh, yeah, that's right! Arin: The, what's-his-face, the guy that-yeah!
Dan: Walter Matthau? Dan: Yeah, from the-
Arin: From "Grumpy Old Men." Dan: Yeah, he played every old man from, like, 1985 to 1999. Arin: Yeah. Dan: Uh-
Arin: He-he-he- [chuckles] -a fucking, like - Arin: -photoshopped head of Walter Matthau-
[Dan giggles] Dan [giggling]: That was SO terrifying!
Arin: -on top of a fucking weird...body? Dan: Yeah. Arin and I like-grabbed each other's shoulders- [Arin giggles]
Dan: -in, like, sudden fear. Dan: That was CRAZY!
Arin: I-[giggles] Dan: And there was NO warning of him coming?
Arin: No! Dan: There's nothing you can do to stop him??? Arin: Wh-[mumbles]
Dan: There's nothing you do to bring him on! Arin: So is my goal just to continue my shenanigans until I get caught, or-? Dan: I think that's what it is. But, yeah. Arin: Is there something I'm trying to do ultimately? Dan: Uuh...well... Dan: No.
[Dan & Arin giggle] Dan: Fucking, I mean-
[Arin chuckles] Dan: -kill yourself to avoid playing this game any longer than you have to. [Arin chuckles]
Dan: Oh, a kitchen! Arin: That's nice.
Dan: Well... Dan: That's done. [Dan & Arin laugh] Dan & Arin: Oh, no, no, what's in the kitchen?!?
Dan: Oh, good, good. Arin: So, in case you wanted to-
Dan: One of those dual kitchens. Arin:-if you wanted to cook some food over here -
Dan: Yeah. Arin: -and then-and then walk past the flowers-
Dan: Like- "Dad wants toast from the SOUTH toaster!" [Arin laughs] Dan [slurred]: Watch out for the teacups that are out of control - what's HAPPENING, this game SUCKS! Arin: I want fung shui for dinner. And I-
Dan: Yeah-[wheezes] Dan [waiter voice]: You've come to the wrong place.
[Dan & Arin laugh] Arin: [stammers] -what!?!
Dan: Yeah. Watch out. Arin: H-oh. Oh-
Dan & Arin: Ooooh-[mumbles] Dan: You can climb the fucking knife board?!? That's not smart! Arin: Alright, I wanna get over on the other stove then.
Dan: Yeah, yeah. Arin: That's my goal now.
Dan: Yeah. Arin: You ha-you have to make up your own goals with games like this. Dan: Yeah- [giggles] Dan: This game is kinda like that Home Alone game we played - but SOMEHOW even shittier! [Arin giggles] Dan: It's like, wow, like-like-like, they-they, they broke new ground. Arin: ...by breaking US.
[Dan giggles] [Arin chuckles] Dan: They're like, [executive] "Gentlemen, gentlemen, come together." Dan [executive]: "Our goal here is to make the shittiest game of all time." Arin: "WELL, I got the perfect idea for you! It's called DENNIS THE MENACE! PERFECT! CUT-PRINT!" Dan [executive]: "Steve, gonna have to ask you to -"
Arin: Oooh- Dan: -WHAT the hell is going on here? Dan: Why are you twerking??? [Dan & Arin giggle] [♬Arin lays down a tasty beat♬]
[♬Dan tries♬] Dan: ♬Eh, girl, you know that I work it girl - eh, girl, you know that I work it work it♬" Dan: [rhythmic grunting] [♬Arin beat-boxing♬] Dan: "Dennis the Menace, D-D-D-Dennis the Menace-"
[♬Arin beat-boxing♬] Dan: "♬D-D-D-Dennis the Menace♬"
[♬Arin beat-boxing♬] [Arin stops]
Dan: "♬ He's only 10♬ !" [Arin giggles] [Dan giggles] [Dan groans]
Arin: "♬ He shouldn't be twerking!♬" Dan: Well-
Arin: He shouldn't be-he shouldn't exist. Arin: I wish- I wish that he was DEAD. Dan: This is the kind of one-off game where, like- -ah, I was like, "Ugh, I can't fucking take any more-" -and then I look at my watch and we've been playing for 1 minute and 30 seconds! [Dan & Arin laugh in pain] [Dan gasps]
Arin: Oh, boy... Dan: "Please! No more!" Dan: Why do you have that gun!?! Arin: It freezes mice.
Dan: Oh. It freezes mice, that's the only thing it does - Arin: Yeah.
Dan: -it doesn't do anything else! Arin: Who cares about the cats? Who cares about the bats? Dan: Oh, who cares- pfft- [Dan groans]
Arin: Y-yeah, the cats don't even care! Dan: No, no.
Arin: The fucking- uh- Dan: ...What? Arin: -bouncing future [mispronounces] "boot"ball??? Dan [giggles]: F-future-
Dan & Arin: "Future Buttball?" [Dan & Arin laugh] Arin: In the future they decided that football wasn't the right thing to do- Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "DENNIS!"
[Arin wheezes] Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "ARE YOU IN THERE PLAYING WITH MY BUTTBALL!?!" [Dan & Arin cackle] Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "SO HELP ME GOD-"
[Arin giggles] Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "SO HELP ME GOD, I'LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE SO HARD -" Dan [Mr.Wilson]: "YOU'RE GETTING 7 ACROSS THE ASS!" [Arin laughs] Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "DON'T ASK - I HAD 3 OF MY FINGERS ON MY RIGHT HAND BLOWN OFF IN KOREA!" [Dan & Arin laugh] Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE-" "-YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR MOTHER WASN'T SCARED OF ME!" [Dan & Arin giggle hysterically] Dan: Oh my god.
[Arin chuckles] Dan: Ugh. Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "I CAN SMACK YOU ACROSS THE ROOM AND NOBODY WOULD BE ANY THE WISER!" [Dan giggles] Arin [Mr.Wilson]: "YOU'RE ALWAYS PLAYING OUT IN THOSE FIELDS." Dan [Mr.Wilson]: "MRS. 'THE-MENACE?' DENNIS CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE-" "- AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN."
[Arin laughs] [Arin laughs] Dan [Mr.Wilson]: "AGAIN!" [Arin gasping for air]
Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "HE'S SO CLUMSY!" [Dan & Arin laugh] Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT HIM IN-" "-BALLET!' [Dan & Arin laugh] Arin [Mr.Wilson]: "THAT WOULD EMBARRASS- I MEAN-" "-MAKE HIM BETTER AT BALANCING!" Dan [laughing]: Jesus Christ. [Arin laughs] Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MYSTICAL HOUSE OF LIVING TEACUPS???" [Arin giggles] Dan [done]: Oooh. Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUMPING NEXT TO MY COINS-" "-WHICH YOU CANNOT GRAB?" [Dan laughs] Dan: Yeah, the most enticing reward you can have in this entire house- -can't touch it! Dan: Just more Buttballs. Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "JUST BECAUSE MY FUTURE-SELF TRANSPORTED HIMSELF-" "-BACK IN TIME, AND GAVE ME THE FUTURE'S MOST POPULAR SPORT-" [Dan laughs] Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST BREAK IN AND PLAY IT!" Dan [creepy Mr. Wilson]: Dennis, I'm sorry I yelled at you just then. Dan [creepy Mr. Wilson]: What we're gonna do now- "-is I'm gonna learn you how to play Buttball-" [Dan wheezing] [Arin giggles] Dan [creepy Mr. Wilson]: "Seeing as you're in my basement-" [Dan & Arin giggle breathlessly]
Dan [giggling]: Oh my god... Arin [creepy Mr. Wilson]: "Step One-" "'-NEVER tell your parents." Dan: By the - [laughs] Dan [creepy Mr. Wilson]: "Step Two -" "-NEVER-" "-TELL YOUR PARENTS!"
[Arin laughs] [Dan & Arin laugh] Dan [laughing]: Oh my god, I clipped the microphone so bad on that. Arin: Oh-oh I have THIS. Dan: Oh, hey!
[mimicking slingshot] "Buck-buck-buck-buck!" Dan: This sucks. Arin: Oh, I can kill stuff with this.
Dan: Ooh, GOOD. Arin [laughing]: Does that make me-
Dan: Yes. Arin: -a better - euh, human? Dan [Dennis]: "Thank god I can finally murder cats!" Arin: Oh, why the FUCK would you ever use the squirt gun!?! Dan: [groans] Oh my god, uh, well- - if you just wanna FREEZE rats...instead of kill them~? Arin: Oh, if you wanna play this game as a pacifist?
Dan: Yeah, yeah- Dan: -you DON'T, by the way.
[Arin laughs] Arin: Yeah, uh, pro-tip. Dan: Uh, yeah - [laughs]
Arin: Pro-tip - NOT an option. Dan: Pro-tip from The Grumps!
Arin: Not an option morally or physically! Dan: Uuh-are we - are we doing well??? [Dan & Arin giggle] Dan [laughing]: Are we doing anything??? Arin: Do I have a- a, like, a double jump? Or, like-? Dan: Here's - here's the fucked-up thing: -Those, those bigger coins? Like- umm- -there's a counter in the lower-left corner for how many you've collected- -and yet they WON'T LET US PICK THEM UP when we go to them! Arin: Yeah. It would be much easier for us to play the game if we could play it. Dan [sputtering]: Y-YEAH! For instance! [Arin chuckles] Dan: Also, they don't even look like coins, they look like...c-commemorative plates? Arin: They do, a bit, yeah. And then the tiny coins just look like slugs? Dan [infomercial]: "For $19.99, you too can own the commemorative- "- 'Dennis the Menace Buttball Plate Collection.'" [Arin chuckles] Arin [infomercial, away from the mic]:
"Enjoy for yourself -" [Dan & Arin snicker] Arin [infomercial by the mic]:
"Enjoy for yourself the magical, and," "-Not-A-Gimmick-At-All, sport, of Buttball." [Dan & Arin laugh] Arin [infomercial]: "Available only from this special TV offer." Dan [whisper]: Yes. Dan [infomercial]: "This special TV offer will-" "-cease to exist once Dennis leaves Mr. Wilson's basement-" "-where Buttball is [whisper] no longer appropriate to play." [Dan & Arin snicker] Arin [infomercial]: "In fact, I'm pretty sure it's LESS appropriate to play-" [Dan laughs] Arin [infomercial]: "-WITH Dennis, in a basement...and an old man." Dan [infomercial]: "Dennis, I'm going to-protect you from these bats-" "-and dangerous purple cats." Dan [creepy infomercial]: "Your ass seems to be the most-" [laughs] "-vulnerable-place-" Dan [laughing]: "To be attacked from-" Never mind. Arin [whisper]: I can run.
[Dan gasps] Dan: Oh, you CAN run!
Arin [whisper]: I can run! Dan: Man, it's shaaame that we just figured out how to play this - - when we're ABSOLUTELY gonna stop playing and never play it again. Arin [sarcastically]: Ooh, are we out of time???
Dan [sarcastically]: Dammit! Arin [groans]: What a shame!
Dan: This sucks - oh, and the-the one-up- -which would allow us to play longer- if we could conceivably-just fucking NOT- [Dan fumbles] Dan [laughing]: Oh my god are those spitballs? [Sound of spitballs] [Dan mimics sound of spitballs directly into microphone] [Dan laughs] Dan: Arin, I think we've officially jumped the shark on this game. [Arin laughs] Dan: I think I can't take any more. Arin [laughing]: Can-can we-can we just keep doing this until- -we run out of time?
Dan: 322 more seconds??? Arin: Yeah. I wanna see what- [laugh] -I wanna-I wanna- Arin: -see what happens when we run out of time.
Dan: What do you wanna see? Dan: Y-you really? Are we- really?
[Arin laughing] Arin: I don't think I can endure it for that long-
Dan: I don't think I can make it. Dan: I don't think I can make it. Arin: Oh, no.
Dan: Oh, you died. Only 6 more fucking chances! [Arin cheers] Dan: Did the time counter reset?
Arin: Are you ready to keep going? Dan: Oh, no - okay.
Arin: Are you ready to keep going off-camera? Because I don't - [Dan splutters, laughs] Arin: Like, I don't, I don't think there's more to go on-on the show, but- like- Arin: I think I'm legitimately having fun. [Silence] Dan: No, you're not.
Arin: Playing this game. Dan: Are you really? Arin:..Maybe that - or this game has made me insane??? Dan [giggles]: Yeah- Arin: And I don't know what I'm saying.
Dan: I think I... Dan: Listen. Dan: I've never done hallucinogenic drugs- -until this game! [Dan & Arin chuckle] Arin: DO YOU WANNA GO DRINK MOTOR OIL!?!? [Dan laughs] Dan: Arin. I just tried the greatest new Gatorade flavor- - it's called PAINT! [Dan & Arin snicker] Arin: WHAT COLOR? "BREEN?" Dan [laughing]: "Breen?"
[Dan & Arin laugh hysterically] [Dan squeaks] Dan: I can't take anymore, we have to stop. Dan: W-wait, what if we- what if we- what if we fast-forwarded to the end? Dan: Where the, um, the timer runs out? Arin: Okay.
Dan: And then people could enjoy that ending. Arin: Okay.
Dan: Okay. [Dan mimics the sound of a video fast-forwarding] [♬Dan sings classical music♬]
[♬Arin joins in♬] Dan: OH GOD NO!
[Arin laughs] Dan: Oh, Mr. Wilson! Dan: Oooh, JESUS.
[Arin laughs] Arin [squeaky]: That is the scariest-
[Dan laughs] Dan [gasping]: It's just that- when he comes by, he's like: Dan [Mr.Wilson]: "You fucking son of a bitch."
[Arin giggles] Dan: He's got that, like, LOOK on his face-
[Arin laughs] Arin: Do you wanna- Arin: Do you wanna do, like a- Arin: Do you wanna do, like, a little, like, improv rap song? Dan: Yeah.
Arin: And Barry can do a little- just like -quick edit of, like, fucking what's-his-face? [laugh] Dan: Yeah. Dan: Yeah. Arin: Alright. Here we go. Dan: Gimme a beat.
Arin: Yeah. [♬Arin lays down a tasty beat♬] Dan: "My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say:"
[♬Arin beat-boxing♬] Dan: "I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way."
[♬Arin beat-boxing♬] Dan: "What are you doing in my basement-?"
[♬Arin beat-boxing♬] Dan [growling]: "-get outta here!"
[♬Arin beat-boxing♬] [♬Arin beat-boxing♬] Dan [angry]: "GET OUTTA HERE!"
[Arin stops] [Dan & Arin laugh] [Arin laughing]
Dan: There you go, Barry. [Arin laughs hysterically]
Dan: There's some fucking gold. [Dan laughs] [Arin gasps for breath] [Arin laughs even more hysterically]
[Dan laughs] [Dan gasps] Dan: Oh, noo. [Arin giggles]
Dan: It's broken us. Dan: The game has broken us.
[Arin laughing] [Dan & Arin laugh] [Dan & Arin laughing]
[Someone hits the mic] [Dan & Arin laughing] Arin [laughing]: Because, I just imagined Mr. Wilson, like- [Dan giggling]
Arin [laughing]: Actually rapping - [Dan giggling] Arin [hysterically]: And then he's just interrupted by Dennis- - and he's just like - Arin [Mr. Wilson]: "Get outta here!" [Dan laughs]
Arin: And it's, like, ACTUALLY getting getting on his nerves- -he's just like- [Mr. Wilson]
"GET OUTTA HERE!" [ laughs] [Dan & Arin laughing] Dan: Oh, no. Why are we frozen? Why? [Arin laughing] Dan: Oh no, are we frozen? [Arin laughs]
Arin [deep voice]: Spacetime. Dan: I-well-the-the time's not moving anymore. Arin: No, no.
Dan: And Dennis is just - oh, oh, okay. [Dan & Arin laugh] Dan: Whoooo~! [Arin gasping] Arin: It's just - like - Dan [singing]: ♬Flash-dance!♬
Arin [laughing]: Yeah! [Dan & Arin giggle] Arin: Like - [♬Arin sings♬] Dan: Hey! [♬Arin sings♬] [♬Arin singing♬]
Dan: Fish are impervious to time! [♬Arin singing♬]
Dan: Whoo! [♬Arin singing♬]
Arin: ♬Wow~wow~wow~♬ Dan: ♬Dennis-Dennis!♬ [♬Arin beat-boxing♬]
[Dan laughs] [♬Arin beat-boxing♬]
[Dan laughs harder] [♬Arin beat-boxing♬]
Dan: Barry, you might wanna put this in, actually. [♬Arin beat-boxing, record scratching sound♬] Dan: Hey!
[♬Arin beat-boxing♬] [♬Arin beat-boxing♬]
Dan: Whoo! [♬Arin breathlessly beat-boxing♬] [♬Arin beat-boxing♬]
Arin: ♬Slow-mo-walk-cycle!♬ [♬Arin beat-boxing - Dan joins in♬] Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "Get outta here!" [♬Arin beat-boxing♬]
[♬Dan does his best♬] Dan [Mr. Wilson]: "GET OUTTA HERE!"
[incoherent shouting]
This is easily one of the best one-offs ever.
Mr. Wilson Looks like Saddam Hussein.
GET OUTTA HERE
I have to say, this is definitely in my top ten favorite one-offs. Mods, please make a Mister Wilson flair.
So, yeah, I think we need a remix for that ending
GET OUTTA' HERE!
The Mr.Wilson Rap literally made me laugh as hard as Arin was. Oh my god best one-off ever.
oh god
oh god
OH GOD
Why have all the recent games featured a water gun as a weapon?
Oh, Arin. Listening to you dissolve into insane laughter could be the key to achieving world peace.
"MRS THE MENACE? DENNIS CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS..AGAIN. HE'S SO CLUMSY."