Donkey Kong - Game Grumps

hey I'm not suger welcome welcome hello to actual [ __ ] Donkey Kong oh what a classic I thought it would be fun to play Donkey Kong it is fun you want to play well let's both play do you think it's fun push two players I'm gonna prove oh my god what no I don't want to go it [ __ ] I [ __ ] that I don't know what's going on I played Donkey Kong is a [ __ ] classic man dumb but there's a great button well alright it's a nice butt but it's still dumb don't kink shame me you got some sweet donkey butt love oh my god this is such nostalgia dude I used to be so [ __ ] good at this just looking at this screen this is like [ __ ] nice so here's the deal when we were doing the we were doing this show good game mm-hmm there was a machine at the YouTube space that had Donkey Kong on it that's right and our director Danny jellinek really wanted to get the high score mm-hmm and he I think I think at one point he got it but I was constantly fighting with them and I don't remember if I did well or I don't remember it's a good story I know you just described what these games are like these classic games just long periods of like she'll enjoy yourself and then blind horrible panic die yeah that's always the problem isn't it all of our all of our issues die [ __ ] lose your life [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah hammer that [ __ ] it was just so like I remember playing these games Wow nicely done yeah [ __ ] like that don't you you piece of [ __ ] cool I remember playing these games as a little kid and just like when you were out of quarters you were like down your last quarter and it was like summertime you're probably out like the pool or something like that and they're just the stakes were so [ __ ] high because it wasn't there were no home entertainment systems you know or there were but I didn't have one so like if you if you lost you were done with video games for the day you know like there was just no way to get to play more how much money did you have as a little kid this is the Pie Factory yes it is I'd never put that together but it does look like they're making pies this stage is not supposed to happen right now I guess because the early version I've never played the early version then because this is the Pie Factory yes it is my factories supposed to be later yeah yeah the early version of the game was just it was similar to this but it was just like blue and yellow no no no the pie Factory is still in this is the early version really I've never played this version oh but the pie factory comes in on like level seven six or seven you go through the levels can you go through them again and then at the end of the again there's supposed to be the Pie Factory I say but they just put the five factory ii which is weird is this commonly accepted as like the official one no no no which is king of conversion that's the latest version okay which is which has the Pie Factory but it's later and nobody ever can get to it because it's so [ __ ] impossible to get there except the king so whenever somebody call whoever get to something whenever somebody gets to Pie Factory it's always a big deal but if you're to me if you're a professional Kong player that's sweet but in the air so it's yeah it's that one okay [ __ ] you have to you have to time that [ __ ] like crazy [ __ ] accurate yes you did it's ridiculous stupid it's dumb and it's stupid and it's dumb well you nailed it at least yeah I did don't even [ __ ] trip dog to yourself versus just to see you yes I want to see how far you can get in in in the DK yeah in donkey can Donkey Kong was always fun and difficult but not insanely hard its Donkey Kong jr. is a [ __ ] show Donkey Kong jr. and [ __ ] hard as this it's oh I think it's way harder I beg to differ not so fast too far [ __ ] dammit [ __ ] stupid spring timing sucks [ __ ] pixel-perfect [ __ ] anyway here you go okay 10100 oh don't put your name and do you want to put it's my name yeah what name do you want a a Geo you got more than that buddy oh [ __ ] put my name is Aaron handsaw filiz the second alright err let you do that err oh [ __ ] oh no I just put in your initials it's not oh you can't go down you have to go right I never noticed your initials are a JH my middle name is Josef no online rankings well how would i rank high at all our button is the start button and then B is jump okay part the Far button the button on the far right that's a that's a it was beyond the Xbox we just played an Xbox game are you trying to sabotage me I'm not trying to sabotage you at all believe you understand the gravity of the situation you have to press buttons okay die ass and you have oh man look at this [ __ ] game did you know that in movies do you remember in movies in the 90s when it would be like you play a game and it'd be like you remember that I do doesn't even matter how recent the game system was they'd be playing a Playstation and still be like yes that was a thing here's something I never understood about Donkey Kong okay how do you [ __ ] how do you know when it's going to UM you don't fall down the ladder and you don't know but don't the kings of Kong know everything I think maybe there's a way to manipulate it but it's random as far as I know if you're standing in a certain spot I think you could make it go a certain way but you got you're just going for score right now you're not going fish oh if you're going up the ladder of course it's gonna come at you really yeah dude the wall I thought I didn't know that you just said there was no window maybe you can't make it that's what I'm saying you can manipulate it okay if you're just walking under it like a normal person you don't know if it's gonna come down or not okay so I'm just getting my bearings back man I played this [ __ ] in like [ __ ] 25 years sometimes it do and sometimes it don't and I'll give you a second chance I would love that because it seems the oh god it seems that you're struggling yeah yeah this is definitely like a little warm-up round okay okay all right I'll count my around as a normal run because I have faith in mine okay here we go okay here we go I just remembered I remember how to play donkey [ __ ] now how much now we're gonna do it I'm a true game boy you're a game man then as we know game men are less mature than game boys because game boys are like sponges and they adapt the [ __ ] you taught him because young people can learn languages faster donkey Khan's not a language haha tell that to Donkey Kong masters whoa then we'll see who's talking they will see who's talking dead who's they whoa whoa damn yo you [ __ ] Bob whoa I got my [ __ ] back now oh my god I'm getting a little horny right now thank you Oh lame song gotta watch out for the ladders I was cruising man he fell over dead in the air how high can I try I can try very high people whether or not people can try you got it nice but that's about it damn you are [ __ ] ripping up the scoreboard right now gosh I like to hope so dude you give me like a visual hernia right now she almost doomed yourself right there dude why they are [ __ ] coming fast and furious coming fit them [Music] dude you made it to Pauline your first girlfriend ever yeah baby oh oh she became the mayor later that's right and much taller than you may her success give her lots of I'm gonna go first yeah he's strewed about all her [ __ ] yeah I wasn't that was a little tank but it's a dress those pies will kill me right I think the pies will kill you yes oh man that sucks you don't want to go to the left so there's some a/c pies Brown the left will right say [ __ ] the left don't get political on the show oh you did it do ya nothing hi factories like a fat sack of crap yeah I'm nobody nobody [ __ ] gives a [ __ ] Bob no in fact damn now we're on spring aboard again your umbrella ella ella [ __ ] dicks there's no time limit right you got no but you get a bonus the least the less time you take oh I say oh that's why I got so much cred yeah you did a [ __ ] quick dog you're like a goddamn speed racer over here ma go go go [ __ ] scusi scusi you can do it jump nice ok M you're really getting the hang of this now well I mean it's coming back to you oh oh oh and that fires pissed well I think you [ __ ] it's not up go go go no I gotta go go go go you got plenty of time man oh there we go you're really under estimating you know what is saying go go go you're like the one who'd steps under the who'd wants to turn left and there's like tons of space with the cars coming you're gonna get hit no I'm all right dude are we tired I think we're too young no I be your score is [ __ ] you're [ __ ] killing it this is the one I remember is the construction yeah bumpity-bump about a bad I'm a bad bad a bum but it was a walkover oh yeah that's right this one they had this round on my Commodore 64 oh [ __ ] yeah so you know that shit's for real did you Commodore for more haha what I snore for Commodore hey you can see they're trapped over there now yes they all right or trapped as [ __ ] did it didn't do heat my god you're so close I did it so there's a cheat you can do fall and uh or at least hurt your head well hi baby you can't do it anymore how you doin girl there's a cheat you can do on this stage to get more points really yeah what is it if you go right next to his right leg and you get like super close and you just jump you can jump forever what you just get 100 points that's madness that's awesome madness I say and you can join barristers barrels and the bonus goes down so it's cool Oh dad knew that was gonna happen how'd your high scores trumping mine that that that hammer is always more trouble than it's worth I don't know about that man it gives you some sweets corage it does oh oh hey oh come on now that's a skull barrel right there whoa I guess I got some tender titties over here please don't please don't got those tender titties oh man I got them I'm never gonna let him go haha sorry bro not my choice I saw him to the highest bidder huh high as a titter [ __ ] epic did you see that that was some [ __ ] knew it that was some pro gaming thank you there was some 1982 pro game and dude I would have [ __ ] 360 noscope did that maybe I can get twenty thousand I'll be quite happy with that you're killing the DK charts bro it's getting serious over here come on you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh geez man that [ __ ] double barrel jump that's it that's enough yeah no okay whoa whoa [Music] [ __ ] me man close oh stop throwing barrels you can't huh I'm mister steal yo girl baby dude Donkey Kong is mister steal yo girl yes that's you alright yeah that was my girl she is my property as is told in the dating scrolls gonna bash these pies good old-fashioned misogyny lassic everybody loves it woah [ __ ] that that should change yeah well you gotta get pies over there and sometimes you get got pies over there get pies over there it's really a complicated system yeah get the [ __ ] hat Mario alright I thought it was a dress no that's our hat that's her though it's a cool hat what what the [ __ ] is the arm coming out of it I have to look at it again I believe it's just a frilly hat though no look up the wiki article oh damn that [ __ ] fireball is booked oh he wants you he wants it nice and hot oh dude dude oh [ __ ] with that 290 bonus I could get 30,000 and then wouldn't you just suck my dick forever yeah that's that's a hat man what are you talking about it's kind of arm coming out the top right oh I think it's a feather a feather it doesn't even miss 1982 graphics dude you could you could equally convince me that it's a spaceship honestly well I always thought it was a tank a tank you think it's Paul Ian's tank all right I'm gonna be left an umbrella a person a tank lying around yes well I don't know maybe she's combat-ready Pauline's things in Donkey Kong Jesus Christ in Donkey Kong apparently there's a song called ten other Pauline's things like oh that was too far Pauline's lost items that was an ankle Tingler at worst it's an umbrella oh it is a hat yay damn it [ __ ] that was a dress mmm look at how much better you did than I doctor doctor what Dan doctor Dan I mean that is a good name all right fine you win you're mr. Donkey Kong [ __ ] what is this doctor Dan penis hello I'm doctor Dan penis I'll be seeing you tomorrow well looks pretty good that was a great ah I was fun man nice little trip down memory lane damn it well congratulations next time on game grim well you walked into my window baby was of the 1982 to 1987 those are my games I don't know I am I love Donkey Kong you should play it all the time yeah I never played it well you think you master though you could be my queen of God [ __ ] would you let me do that really Jimmy sec you donkey dick my doggie kung dong area next time my konkey dong yeah that's what it is yeah honky gonk you know jihad we wrote that song so long ago goodbye everybody bye oh we can't play what do we not have enough controllers

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 561,464

Rating: 4.963366 out of 5

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, donkey kong, original donkey kong, dk, donkey kong game grumps, donkey kong lets play, game grumps dk, game grumps donkey kong, one off

Id: Xnw7kKUOf5o

Length: 17min 52sec (1072 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 02 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Urzu402]

Dan references the King of Kong a bunch in this video, wonder if he heard that Billy Mitchell is likely a fraud.

[u/Tebacon]

I always thought the hat was a box of tissues. Looking back on it now, a hat makes much more sense.

[u/TheAppleBOOM]

Friendly reminder that supposed "King of Kong", Billy Mitchell, is a lying, cheating jackass.

[u/flameabel]

As Dan and Arin discussed if it was a hat or not it dawned on me that its suggested Mario picks up Paulines belongings and returns them to her for extra score.
Previously I just thought they were your standard random arcade items for extra points.
*Edit: Even the NES Manual says it. I never realized!

[u/SimonCallahan]

I like how Nintendo changed the text to "How high can you try?". It was originally "How high can you get?". I think you can see why it was changed.

[u/NotTheCinemassacre]

Shouldn't this be a Game Grumps Vs? :P

I'm glad they're playing an old game again! Those episodes are my favorite.

[u/Gamefreak3525]

I thought the pie factory was always the second level (except the NES version, where it wasn't included).

[u/RainBoundEevee]

Why does Arin sound so tired, but Dan seems fine. Is he sick or something?

[u/GameLink7]

I'd love it if they played Donkey Kong '94 (the one for the original Game Boy). I think it'd be a great series.