PRESIDENT SSUNDEE Takes OVER The USA! (Risk)

some dudes welcome back to risk it before this video starts do me a favor hit the like button so I can feed my cat what let's get the sixty thousand likes love you alright boys welcome back to world domination mighty signals turn so boys this is risk for you guys that don't know what's going on as you can see here this is mark look at this here we got all 5,000 states right here look look there's Idaho no you don't you're [Music] all right so how this game works down center you can see there's three oak did you just attack okay so how this game works I'll explain it really quick while they're doing their turns right since this is blue I'm red and Biffle is urine right what sigil just doing at the start of his turn as you can see all these little errors like he's currently messing with Oklahoma now he's messing with Utah he has for troops on Utah he's gonna attack either Idaho or no value taksim and wins he overtakes Nevada he ended his turkeys a pot so now it's my turn since I control thirteen territory look at my boot I control Florida I can throw saw Carolina I have four troops that I can put down so you know what you know what you know what let's put some in Georgia yeah I go George alright so we got six troops in jars yeah I'm gonna go ahead and take out Alabama hi goblets if you if you zoom in it says it's wrong with you I am attacking sigils and what I'm gonna hire my knees I'm gonna use some guy here right I'm gonna use some guy here since I have more than three troops I get more I get three die and I'm gonna attack him with to die yeah Wow Wow I'll roll them I get a I took y'all down you don't even need Alabama but I'm moving all my troops on Alabama and I'm gonna take Mississippi burning my states for the first time hey why you guys are on lockdown we're teaching you something I'm gonna take Virginia I'm gonna take the bottom right of this entire continent don't know country don't you take that we need that Wow get me Virginia idiot keep going I got angry for a minute there you go you know you know how many I'm gonna go for Mississippi I'm go for me sippy I think okay so you see how like some of these areas are outlined in a dark black line I think if you can I take like an entire area you can even bonus your troops like a bonus or you know what is a city what is this I'm taking over the Minutemen this is Miss City Mississippi okay I will take Louisiana no you know what you know what you know you know I'm just gonna I'm done I'm done I'm gonna take Sal you to mid-atlantic states oh gosh they don't even care about these faces just call myself mitt oh my did he just do you just take out southern middle antic States okay okay you know what I'm done so as you can see down center that's my second a move that was my attack turn now my last one is continue to fortify face yeah fortified turns over oh my what is fortify oh I can move troops around you move you maneuver your troops maneuver my bloomers and those states all right I was people stirred you know what you know I just what I scrap there's not a like button no what no I know you guys oopsie No oopsie whoopsies if you don't hit the like button I'll do this oh my gosh this will just okay yeah you see he just took that entire air which means he gets more troops next turn oh is baddy do you think I'm crazy yeah little baby let's go and I just to be a bad person I'm gonna take out Illinois's cuz I've been there one no hey don't you fight me I win I win these things purple you know what I feel confident to v-6 Ohio Kentucky please don't fight Jews don't fight Ohio okay well that was die on state wins sorry I'm done two troops in this six what's wrong with you boy you need to learn this guy's all right so now biffle's tourneys fortifying now it's so schedules gets three troops for occupying nine territories we're gonna go click avatars for alliances my one hmm I am NOT alliances with you it you know I'm muting you actually you guys kind of like greedy on your turn okay just be the disk works I don't want him to know my own dis territory right here that's gonna give me more truth why are you are you gonna take the whole Central America trip to can't even take take are you actually from Texas I didn't know you're from Texas way you do your tagging good game good game good game yeah what are these car you do Oh Mitch ghen I own Michigan not supposed to tell us I don't know five troops and to choose for occupying middle I get seven troops but I don't think this is gonna go CTB's way you look like a card got I do not what do i do okay a Michigan no matching card the line oh you need matching cards yeah [Applause] Michigan Michigan 13 trees in Ohio oh this is my city okay I'm an attack I need to attack Michigan which one's Michigan I don't know my stage it's that one that looks like a hand and Louisiana looks like a food if you guys didn't know if you look down Center like you gotyou got Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana if you like you scroll out it looks like a chef he's got a foot down there and he's got a boot or he's got a chef's hat up top something wrong with you but I'm right so I'm gonna go ahead and take out West Virginia real quick no yeah yeah no you beat me once fighting point right okay let's do let's do four three there three there three there in West Virginia moving three troops to West Virginia Ohio you don't want that okie fried chicken did Craig he killed me he killed me once you kill me once it's fine that's fine I come back hey diseased I bet so Ty's go to the defender oh no no one guy in Michigan can you start defending yeah dang it that was my home you look like a home now what does that mean I want the card I got plus two on Michigan cards Kentucky Kentucky hey Biffle you want to fight me boy to v1 yeah nobody stop you just never play again but I wanna attack gorgeous you're greedy don't take so many turns sorry I won't be lady takes up the entire trip you know i fortify it that's i'ma fortifying i'ma fortifying i'ma fortifying my favorite Alliance request ass cheating I will tell my mother how do I fortified I see your alliance you ignored it and attacked me so I don't want one plus one territory card bonus whistles turd I'm so confused better start alright six you got six troops for 1300 you're a happy what are these cards do yourself curl an it I got south curl in it alright Montana Nana bring it Hannah what were you at where you at Montana where's my saying that I'm scared you put a troops in Idaho oh no no don't you fight me don't you leave my five troops alone you just destroyed me I didn't you didn't lose a single troop you know what I feel confident there's there's something a risk called biffle luck I think I'm just gonna leave that there I believe him they're fortifying my defenses you know I mean you're not gonna finish getting the okay that's fine I don't what age I got 300 you only got three yeah well well played good luck good luck good good good no dying guy said that like button if foot boobs world's dominant oh oh he said he took over a territory look at your Jory's I need it you really I wouldn't do what you're thinking because I'm just stopping at the border okay we should probably stop it up yeah yeah you gonna stop it at the border are you serious okay oh it took Missouri dude you took the chest with your four people in North Dakota huh are you gonna that point bringing nobody nobody yeah what are you doing Dakota yeah oh dude come on uh yeah do you have a nice coat I don't understand this game I don't understand what I'm doing the thing I will dab on your dad if you talk to me again okay that's fair okay any more territories any more territory you have everything you want as a person I have nothing that I want as a person that you're greedy well oh my god take the top Northwest with six troops you know I wouldn't severely hope so you know what you know what we're gonna go we're gonna go to Kentucky Fried Chicken y'all want some Kentucky Fried Chicken so I'm gonna go to south new eat New England is not in America it's in Africa wait wait is this a continent wait what what wait what go get him South England why don't we talk do you think I know dude don't ask you for alliances yeah it's got one of them got one of them got one him just Whittle them down like a Fiddler's fit a limb in the Whittle come on eat meat ah yeah get out get out this is my city New England is my city I'm gonna take South England central New England and North New England I have a question is my city boy okay so now what I'm gonna do and I'm gonna do I'm gonna take Kentucky Fried Chicken we're gonna go for Indiana give me those Indiana toast ooh got them all right so oh my god Biffle Biffle owns the left side of the map San Jose Coast io nice cuz you on the west coast and sizzle zone south coast oh boy Louisiana this is the truck crap this is the true LA right now so how do you fortify it has to be like connected you can move one troop like oh I got another card right there harpy to here heartbeat oh geez my heart is racing oh gosh oh oh geez let's just have some fun where'd you go the weakest member of the board and you're you're the one that spawned in the center rats Oh piffle they just get read to Wyoming oh no no don't attack me love me oh you lost one you know what you know that's fine what are you gonna do with those five troops huh what do you can do with those Patrick I don't know I'm dang it he has two territories right now scissors we got a team up on Biffle he's winning Minnesota versus Wisconsin out you better stay away from with God I'm taking it get out no I just read you so heavily though alright I feel less confident in my abilities to be a person but I really want to annoy Andrew some more so we're going to Mexico deserve that one a little bit or I've done 40-unit you can afford a foot dude it is I can I can sense it now it is gonna be me on the East Coast versus residuals well he's gonna die soon Biffle on the west coast he's not wrong good games it was good game wait how many troops did you get socials like one three that's the minimum we can talk about this no we talked about it before you know New Mexico versus Arizona versus Arizona who's gonna win two before Biffle or schedules hit that like what if you think its foot wait oh you're taking their where is he going down where where are you going use your words oh the Colorado you know you would add air yeah you barely won that don't you fight Kansas Lee don't you fight Kansas Kansas it smells like cheese curds and onion baby and I know I did what is an onion bake yeah what does that I think you know and if you don't and figure it out yeah you can't take Louisiana for me it's the true LA that's rude you can't say that if you think if you think of Louisiana is a true la over lost swing angles angles fourteen all of a sudden I think about you lag issues I can't yeah you know what you know as always when we play risk you just attacked me for no reason and I lose and then what do you want what do you want for me I sing you an alliance okay and I did you smell their cheating a collective gasp no oh gosh I can put those funny troops in Illinois's oh you wouldn't dare any troops in illinois' I'm so glad I broke that one up there good eleven we'll put eleven we'll put 11 there we'll put the let the West in lay here like a great over there you know you know let's go take my territory back West can't bring a perfect idiot no okay so you guys haven't noticed when you roll the die if you win your foot yeah that's how I know you know Arkansas Arkansas Arkansas you know what Tennessee the same thing Arkansas yeah you guys know what Delaware shut I hate playing this game with both of you New Jersey okay sizzles you can have that area down there I don't want Texas okay oh I'm sorry one troop appreciated so kind of you thank you I will take everything I am so sorry that I'm targeting you but I'm not at all yeah I don't think you're even slightly it's fine just take my things it's amusing I never played risk again this is a very targeting game and I feel terrible this map that was just like this time this is all marker California's like scrappy was give me that so if I take North Dakota then I have this entire region to take you down hey stop cheating no this is my land okay I'm so many territories you know I so it is West Coast versus East Coast and kind of middle coast cuz I'm kind of taking over everything let's do a four to five phase let's do four to five let's run a fire a quarter or two are for two foot our four footers no I never got real truth okay Biffle you need to think about who you attack here you need to think about who you attack here you receive ten troops from what like troops but those there oh no we're gonna put like okay you need to think about who you're attacking you oh you lost a lot right there big lose a lot I did lose a lot actually now that I smell about it I did but New Mexico you're going down these coasts all ever being now a little nervous because Oklahoma yeah six versus four but here we go oh yeah you go for Louisiana you'll regret it your rag course oh that's cheating no no no I did so much more damage then don't you come at me boy I will defend okay just your commentary in spectate suspect Twitter comment hey Biffle how about you stream on how about you stream on dist court so he can live hey Bev all the wrong screen you don't want that hey Bev all that what I may have just gotten 27 troops I gotta go can I be can you uh what if you just get all your troops into one spot I'll put all my troops in one spot we'd go ahead to end [Music] this reinforce my borders a little now I'm gonna attack through the true LA which is the foot of the country because feet are foots how many foots are in a feet ask Biffle cuz I about to attack Texas do you think I know are you no skip leave me alone you know when they say about feet they are good for walking and that's just what they'll do I feel nervous one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you you're defending so well defend them oh I don't you know Arkansas you got a you got a you got a attack from the fight side why do you keep winning okay I'm slowly whittling and slowly whittling it here we go your last year yeah get up get up [Music] all right my area my area is pretty well defended I'm pretty well aligned it pretty well footed that's for sure you know you know what you know I got a pig if I take this area from him he'll get less troops go get Lester yes one down boy and oh crap you want both of those let's go don't make a mistake I have so many cards but yeah but if they're not matches it doesn't matter I have Mexico ah crap break his other one too you're dead what do I do now what do I do now how do i fart now how do I fart less Thank You Man Wow D okay I broke all of his territories he owns no territories right now all new territories man I don't need you should wanna Roy I'll just write Roy right he's embroiders imagine being embroidered one idiot I know right we should make fun of them on the Reg go ahead move those troops up so I get him cool I got a card e total troops man that's rough you only got three oh no that's why I've 15:13 ah crap all because your cards putting a ball of Ferren with it or origin origin your origin story ah jeez let's just let's just get so fine come on defend Washington no much Montana yes we took one we took one from Montana good luck good luck on North Dakota good luck right there though no don't take Michigan that's my hand no Illinois Sam you're going oh no your bonus bud oh no you have the workers Oh army where'd it go but it's fine everything's fine infiltrated everything I did now no look at the top and I have cards but I don't have any pairs this is a close game you're 14 2014 that time you know oh wait I got a pair how did I get a pair after breaking your thing you still have it I just got I have 24 troops goodbye the ball oh hey how much you look at the only ten I see which is 26 and Kentucky Fried Chicken give me that back noice more like annoying yep Wisconsin more like wish do not do not min my soda that was soda close dude yeah I will take over this entire city north you're dead Cota yeah this video is not gonna be monetize I won't take the entire West Coast with my 19 troops come on ah crap Washington I will find you and I will foot you there you go there you go Washington get out 17 shoes off going straight to origin no it's not it's 9 I mean New Mexico's like a pretty strong down there though you know Callie Callie Callie mine alright so I own this entire territory uh-huh crap yeah I try to take down yeah I don't try to take down a New Mexico but there's gonna be great I'm gonna take down New Mexico I'm taking down New Mexico here we go 11 versus 6 no way dang it okay you won that one you okay that one that one's whittled let's do this while it's you Texas okay there we go Texas from the flank we flanks taking it okay put four there but two running back 50 you have a card pit set no three two four five six he's got nine troops who try to take over the entire I needed one more tank we are taking this one today who spoiled your thinking when he hit that foot button hit is by obeying us oh gosh you're whining my lawn so many troops yeah well I did not go your way if I don't end my turn [Laughter] three four five maybe the longest video ever he's got Idaho Montana Wyoming Colorado and North foot Koda even fortify IQ I also record about is I only have 31 if finally if I alt f4 it doesn't count right let's put 38 in South Dakota that's the most people in South Dakota I think hey North Dakota um you want to fight oh this is a fighting this is this oh I mean so honestly these die are actually there are ng so you know he could actually come back there's a chance oh no he's coming back oh no chat what do I do oh no chat about no check no smell me of 33 troops laugh what do I do going well you are putting up a fight stop it there we go there we go yeah you guys only have two more states to hit that like button oh crap I let the wrong way crap where's that crap let's go and the last state is Colorado you know what they say about those Coloradoans like no what is it sikozu Hey guys I think I won I have taken over Barca why is it that one foot also news do me a favor hit the subscribe button for new around here and click this next video to watch the next one we did it boys

Channel: SSundee

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Length: 30min 21sec (1821 seconds)

Published: Mon May 04 2020