The Evolution of Amy Farrah Fowler | The Big Bang Theory

in a few minutes when I gloat over the failure of this Enterprise how would you prefer I do it the standard I told you so with the classic nener nener or just my normal look of hottie derision you don't know we're wrong yet hotty derision it is excuse me I'm Amy Farah Fowler you're Sheldon Cooper hello Amy Farah Fowler I'm sorry to inform you that you've been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to pre on the gullible and the lonely additionally I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock if that was slang I'm unfamiliar with it if it was literal I share your aversion to soiled hosery in any case I'm here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year interesting my mother and I have the same agreement about church I don't object to the concept of a deity but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance well then you might want to avoid East Texas noted now before this goes any further you should know that all forms of physical contact up to an including quitus are off the table may I buy you a beverage tpid water please good god what have we done I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend I assure you I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter what oh yes we are like wild animals in heat it's a wonder neither of us has been hurt hey me what is he saying you wanted me to have a boyfriend mother well here he is have to sign off now my Hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins oh yes it's time for me to make love to your daughter's [Laughter] vagina thank you Sheldon that went very well agreed Amy I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in kius at least one time in our relationship baz bedtime please show yourself out I have to drive home and I've got enough trouble sing over the dashboard as it is that's okay you can just sleep here oh good a slumber party we'll do makeovers initiate phony phone calls and have spirited pillow fights in our frilly 9s oh gosh Amy I don't know if I would call this an actual slumber party well that's disappointing I've always wanted to be invited to a slumber party you never were not even when you were a kid well there was the time I had my tonsils out and I shared a room with a little Vietnamese girl she didn't make it through the night but up till then it was kind of fun okay well I guess we're having a sliber party pillow fight these are my friends Bernadette and Amy hi hey okay well was good to see you yeah you too he's really cute how do you know him oh we went out a couple times I'm often flum mixed by current slang does went out mean had intercourse yes no no but in this case yes interesting and was it not satisfactory no it was great he just didn't really challenge me on an intellectual level couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR wouldn't help Zach can't even spell NPR it's what I do with Howard I'm much smarter than he is but it's important to protect his manhood what's the matter I'm suddenly feeling flushed my heart rate is elevated my my Palms are clammmy my mouth is dry in addition I keep involuntarily saying who oh we know what's causing that don't we it's no m I obviously have the flu coupled with sudden onset Tourette Syndrome now if you'll excuse me I have to take my temperature are you monitoring your circadian rhythms in order to identify your periods of Maximum mental acuity I did that one summer oh youth no I experienced some distressing symptoms last night so I'm checking my Vital Signs every hour I'd be happy to create a chart and participate in a differential diagnosis oh that sounds like fun all right what were the symptoms elevated heart rate moist Palms dry mouth and localized vascular throbbing localized to what region ears and genitalia interesting it's not body parts that usually team up what about environmental factors describe the scene for me I was sitting in a restaurant with Penny and bernardet drinking water carbonated as it was a special occasion Penny's friend Zach stopped by and said hello and I said who who Zach then why did you ask ask what who Zach all right let's start over what did you say when Zach walked in who Zach why do you keep saying Zach because you keep saying who I'm not saying who now I said who last night and the answer was Zach correct there was no question I simply said who all right I think I have enough to go on possible explanations for your symptoms are in descending order of likelihood hyperthyroidism premature menopause posting an Alien Parasite or and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases sexual arousal where would I have picked up an Alien Parasite it would seem Amy is drunk in a liquor store parking lot really Amy Leonard be glad you can't keep a woman they are a [Music] handful oh look it's Sheldon and Lil Leonard Hi Lil Leonard hi Amy hey cuddles cuddles yes cuddles we cuddled grow up Leonard I what are you doing here well I came here to get a bottle of wine like Penny taught me to do when you're sad yeah but why didn't you go back to your apartment didn't you go to high school Ard parking lots are where all the cool kids hang out not that the rat bastards ever invited me maybe we should get you home oh hang on hang on hang on Sheldon what would it take for you to go into that liquor store buy a bottle of Hooch take me across the street to that motel and have your way with me yeah Sheldon what would it take I'm begging both of you please let's go come on see d oh finally someone found second base I'm going to ask you something and I'd like you to keep an open mind always at this moment I find myself craving human intimacy and physical contact oh boy you know ours is a relationship of the Mind proposal one wild night of torid love making that soothes my soul and inflames my loins counter proposal I will gently stroke your head and repeat a who's a good Amy how about this French kissing Seven Minutes in Heaven culminating in second base neck massage then you get me that beverage we cuddle final offer very well oh boy I'm just saying second base is right there Amy Amy oh right funeral Amy hello Sheldon I'm not allowed to wear my Silver Surfer necktie you you can wear a bath robe I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral you're sick you poor kid we'll see you Sheldon aren't you going to take care of me me no no I'm not that kind of doctor but our relationship agreement clearly states that when one of us is sick the other must take care of them oh I see the confusion no the intent behind that Clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm Ill when you're feeling better you'll think that's [Laughter] funny never mind good night shelda Amy Amy Amy I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this and additionally you are my girlfriend and I care about your well-being thank you Sheldon you're welcome now let's get this over with 102.2 exactly what it was half an hour ago it's like not even trying to get better Sheldon you don't get over the flu in half an hour well not with that attitude now I have to say I'm finding your bedside man are a little lacking I'm sorry I just want you to get better as soon as possible and with that goal in mind let me ask you a question do you believe in the placebo effect of course I do there have been many studies proving its validity great now this may look like a Tic Tac but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed to cure your illness as well as freshen your breath Sheldon this isn't helping why don't you just let me get some rest well how can you sleep I'm not done making you feel better I still have to put a cold rag on your head sing to you and apply vapor rubb to your chest you want to rub something on my chest yes all over it maybe we should start with that now you're being a responsible patient yeah you may notice some tingling oh I'm counting on [Music] [Applause] it

Channel: Big Bang Theory

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Keywords: Comedy, TV, Funny, The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon, Penny, Leonard, Laughing, Warner Bros.

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Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2024