Sheldon Cooper being drunk for 11 minutes | The Big Bang Theory Edits| Drunk Sheldon||

Sheldon being drunk for 11 minutes enjoy I drink tea all the time I think I know what I'm doing Amy deserves better you know when we buy the Planters Deluxe mix she eats all the Brazil nuts so I don't have to look at them she's a unique blend of Saint and squirrel that she is I'm a callus egomaniac she's gonna leave me no she won't no she won't I'm great we'll eating we're waiting well how many was that hey Sheldon what's up wouldn't you like to know have you been drinking just tea best tea I've ever had why are you here I'll tell you I'm from Texas need I say more yeah actually a little more would be helpful you insulted my woman I'm here to defend her honor two it was two we're waiting now prepare yourself for what may come my fish are not up here because I'm milking a giant invisible cow they're out to beat an apology out of you okay I'm sorry well I was a long bus ride for not very much are you okay you're asking a lot of questions Will Wheaton as a matter of idle curiosity which of your shrubberies do you feel would benefit from a thorough vomiting get never mind I'll choose you're so good in Stand By Me [Applause] forget helium the real super fluid is the fruit punch in this mug it reminds me of my Daddy's Secret don't tell Mama Juice these are strong you should slow down I'll just take one last step happy birthday why why have we never been here before same reason we don't do a lot of fun stuff you that's a smart talk from a guy who can't even keep his face in focus where's the bathroom oh it's in the corner excuse me hey how you doing well the bathroom is clearly marked doesn't matter he's headed for the kitchen anyway there's people cooking in it I'm not seeing anyone using liquid helium vortices like this I'm not buying anything either it's a good sign oh wait I found something damn what is it this video the baby panda sneezes in the mama panda gets so scared foreign talking but as long as the unpinning rate of the vortices is kept within 1.1 and 1.3 the Magnus Force issue should be negligible even drunk he's still smarter than all of us stronger who wants to see me beat up the bartender I'd enjoy that nah she's a good kid a microphone a room full of inaccurate depictions of Polynesian religion and a captive audience to hear about it you bet I am [Music] every now Mountain to the side Let Freedom perfect make amazing parents well you guys keep it down on the other hand we might lack a certain maturity I can't do this I'm going to faint right here drink this it'll relax you alcohol I don't drink alcohol fine faint I don't feel different this alcohol is defective here see if this one works Daddy right ladies and gentlemen our guest of honor Dr Sheldon Cooper shorty I'll take it from here all right if you people ready to have some fun you have a basic understanding a differential calculus and at least one year about to break topology well here come the jokes it's a chicken across the Mobius strip to get to the same side Neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink the bartender says for you no charge hello I know you're out there I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide [Music] looks like we have some academic dignitaries in the audience Dr Randall from the geology Department only man who's happy when they take his work for granted but a job foreign because I have no respect for the field Let's Get Serious for a moment why are we all here because we're scientists and what do you sign to study the universe and what's the universe made of I am so glad you asked today [Music] everybody and the iron amerism ruthenium uranium europium zirconium luteum Vanadium just the Asians [Music] Penny Leonard would you be able to answer some questions I'm having about the events of last night sure question one where are my pants you might want to check YouTube what do I search it's already loaded just hit play [Music] all right people let's get down to the math it is only three-dimensional thinking that limits our imagination can I take my pants off over my head of course not my body's in the way but if we had access to higher Dimensions we could move our pants around our bodies through the fourth dimension and our days of dropping trousers would be over oh Lord this couldn't be any more humiliating uh give it a minute now for the astronomers in the audience get ready to see the Dark Side of the Moon and here's Uranus to your dad I never had a beer with my dad either do you mind we're having a moment here that's all I can do without throwing up that is not what expected when you said you were gonna burp the bathroom clowns are the woman that put them there all I know is you can only fit one of her in a car [Laughter] I really didn't want to come here but this is shaping up to be one of the best thanksgivings I've had in a long time me too she's so tiny tell me when she's mad all right mister thank you oh Howard and Bernadette an apology perhaps you're right foreign I'm sorry for my behavior I've had alcohol and it's caused me to be inappropriate don't worry about it thank you ain't she great so then that's about you get us a couple of beers it's yellow what do you say we go outside and throw around the old pigskin this is a Jewish house I don't have pigskin I just vomited on a lot of clowns [Music]

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Length: 11min 26sec (686 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2020