>>> OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT "X"
EQUALS. I HATE MATH.
I SHOULD JUST DROP OUT OF SCHOOL.
DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. DROP OUT OF SCHOOL.
DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. >> DON'T GIVE UP, SEAN.
>> OKAY. MY POSTER IS TALKING SO I MUST
BE DREAMING. >> YEAH.
AND YOU'RE ALSO DREAMING IF YOU THINK YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO USE
MATH. I USE IT EVERY DAY WHEN I'M
SNOWBOARDING. VELOCITY, MOMENTUM, ANGLE OF THE
PIPE. YOU THINK I COULD LAND A TOESIDE
TRIPLE MCSTICKY WITHOUT MATH? NO WAY, MAN.
I'D BIFF IT EVERY TIME. >> WITHOUT MATH
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY "BATTLE RISING 2" ON YOUR X-BOX?
>> THERE'S NO MATH IN THAT GAME. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK VIDEO GAMES
ARE MADE OF? I'M JUST CODE, 1s AND 0s.
I'M MADE OF MATH. >> WHOA, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
LIKE THAT. >> OH, YEAH.
DO YOU LIKE MY FAT SHINY -- >> SURE.
DO YOU USE MATH, CHRISSY KNOX? >> HELL YEAH.
>> MAN, EVERYBODY USES MATH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WALTON P., YOU'RE A STANDUP COMIC, DON'T TRY TO TELL ME YOU
USE MATH. >> YO, A JOKE IS ALL TIMING AND
NUMBERS, BABY. WITHOUT MATH I COULD NEVER DO
JOKES LIKE THIS. YOU EVER GET A TEXT FROM YOUR
SIDE PIECE THAT MAKES YOU SAY, SAY WHAT THROUGH THE WHAT NOW?
HA HA! >> GETS ME EVERY TIME.
>> DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL IS NO JOKE, STRING BEAN.
YOU NEED YOUR EDUCATION WHEREVER LIFE TAKES YOU.
WHETHER IT'S THE STAGE. >> THE SLOPES.
>> THE BATTLEFIELD. >> OR BIG NASTY HOT DOGS.
>> I GET IT BUT I CAN'T DO MATH, I'M STUPID.
>> HEY, BRO, DON'T SAY THAT. >> ONLY STUPID THING HERE IS
THAT ATTITUDE. >> YOU JUST GOT TO APPLY
YOURSELF. >> LOOK AT MY BUTT.
>> HEY, CHRISSY? COME ON HELP US OUT, GIRL.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET THIS KID'S HEAD ON STRAIGHT.
>> ALGEBRA'S CRAZY, THOUGH. SOLVE FOR "X," "X" IS A FRIGGING
LETTER. >> IT'S A VARIABLE.
"X" IS WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW. >> YEAH.
SO IF I EAT THIS ENTIRE FAT, GROSS, FAT HOT DOG AND MUSTARD
PLOPS ON MY SHIRT, WHAT DOES "X" EQUAL?
>> WHAT? THAT'S NOT A MATH PROBLEM.
>> HA HA HA! YEAH!
>> I'M SORRY, GUYS. I THINK I'M JUST DUMB.
>> HEY, STOP THAT. COME HERE, DUDE.
LISTEN TO ME. YOU ARE NOT DUMB.
YOU CAN DO MATH, MAN. ALL RIGHT, WATCH.
PICTURE THAT YOU HAVE FIVE -- >> HUGE STUPID HOT DOGS.
>> SURE. FIVE HOT DOGS.
>> HELL YEAH! >> OH MY GOD, THIS BITCH.
>> NOW PICTURE THAT I HAVE SIX MORE HOT DOGS THAN YOU.
>> NOW PICTURE ME EATING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE 50 GROSS
STINKY HOT DOGS. >> HEY!
NO MORE HOT DOGS. IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THE HOT
DOG, EAT IT, JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
>> HELL YEAH! >> EXCUSE ME.
I ATE IT! I ATE THE FAT HOT DOG!
HOT DOG'S OVER. GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH!
>> WAIT. I THINK I GET IT.
IT'S 11. X EQUALS 11 HOT DOGS.
>> HEY, SEAN. GUESS WHAT TRICK YOU JUST
LANDED. ALGEBRA, BRUH, YEAH!
[ BEEPING ] >> OH, THAT'S MY ALARM.
OKAY, I'M DREAMING. WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP,
EVERYONE. >> HEY, STRING BEAN.
WHEN YOU WAKE UP, TAKE THAT POSTER DOWN.
JUST GO ON THE INTERNET FOR THAT STUFF, IT'S WAY BETTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, I THINK I'M GOING TO KEEP
HER UP, SHE HELPED ME WITH MATH. >> HELL YEAH I DID!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Ooooh yeah! Do you like my fat, shiny hotdog?
This line killed me.
Edit: I might be partial to Bridal Shower Gifts (loved Emma's character) or one of the Les Jeunes de Paris sketches.
Love when Kate says “oh my god this bitch”
I think of dirty disgusting hot dogs all the time!
Her voice is so awesome. The inflections is what really digs in the jokes.
Dream Home Extreme Isn't Exciting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6nczQNvw5E
Respectfully disagree
https://youtu.be/l6vS99dEexI