Post Malone - Steve-O's Wild Ride! Ep #57

hey everybody and welcome to an incredible wild ride with stevo we have got one of the biggest stars on the planet this week i'm pretty sure i don't have to tell you anything about him except he's just about the nicest person i've ever met just such a cool dude man what an honor let's get into it ladies and gentlemen post malone what's going on party please hell yeah [ __ ] so stoked man me too this is uh the rolling in with a bulletproof beer koozie yeah this is the way you know this is i haven't tested it out yet i'd assume you know if you want full protection you have to hold your beer like this all the time uh-huh but even then it'd knock you out because it would hit you i'm confused as to how it works right like when is it ever useful it's worth a try though why would they make one like what's the idea behind that r d like all right let's make it yeah it's just dope it is pretty badass and then you have uh you know has a nice little tactical pouch here what do you keep in there switchblade bottle opener that's ah is it an allen wrench it's everything this does everything i like it that you want it to do wow i don't know yeah i don't know you know whatever but it's badass it's definitely better we're trying it out after if you didn't have the koozie and it was like just bud light you know right that bud light's okay with that yeah of course yeah yeah you know i had to bring my ads here you had a bud light uh super bowl commercial yeah and you have the cooler in your house is that just always stocked ah it's outside now it still runs it is technologically made very well it's cold as [ __ ] but it's can i cuss on here yeah of course out of love for bud light we've made the the light it's perfect no you said you said you know it was by accident it was there's no accident right that's funny because uh when you i remember i asked you and i think when you first started making money you bought a refrigerator it wasn't when i first started making money it was right before i went to rehab i bought a full-size [ __ ] fridge like with uh the freezer side was equal you know like so the freezer side was just nothing but like [ __ ] vodka bottles just from top to bottom like six feet tall and then the right side was budweiser you're a bud light guy bug's blood wiser yeah but heavy what heavy i think the bud light should be called bud heavy because it does have less alcohol well you know it's like four percent alcohol versus five percent on the uh the bud like it sounds that way technically you have to carry more bud light you have to drink more bud light and you have to pee more big bud light we'll see but that you're peeing more you're then you're always in homeostasis there you don't have too much liquid yeah too little liquid but you know this is built for me it's built for speed um like shotgunning yeah shotguning why not beer funneling this is built and you don't get too full because i see people and i see people too they go out and eat a whole goddamn pizza and then drink mugs of beer and i'm like how how do you how do you do that yeah it doesn't make any sense yeah so this keeps me kind of the bud light or the bud heavy makes me too full this keeps me right in perfect equilibrium homeostasis i'm so is your writer bud light it's bud light how many do you ask for per show as much as they'll give me really which is usually what probably a lot yeah they give us a lot i'm always so fascinated with writers though like uh is that is that all that's on your writer no my writer is pretty normal it's normal i just i don't care cheetos doritos burritos all the eatos yeah everything with it because i love to eat oh yeah stevo stevo yeah stevo's on i want to dive right into this [ __ ] classic story and and i got to tell you post i had this idea for the longest time i might have even just gone and said it like on the podcast but i had the plan the plan was that i wanted to put uh wax on one of my eyebrows just one of my eyebrows where you put the wax and the paper i wanted to have a string tied to the wax where the string and then is connected to a baseball my idea was that you would be dressed up as a like like a baseball uniform like whatever with like a baseball bat and i would lob this baseball over to you with the string tied to it tonight you would hit the baseball okay right so the baseball goes [ __ ] flying okay me specifically yeah okay right i had the so the bass so the baseball goes flying and brings my eyebrow with it right like so then now i've got no eyebrow and then the idea would be to tattoo like sort of a dick-shaped eyebrow okay like over it and and i just died because because you're a prolific famous like face tattoo guy and i'm like if i'm going to get a [ __ ] eyebrow dick tattoo like imagine having post malone tattoo this dick on my forehead amazing sure so we're filming jackass for and i would never go as far as to like give away what we've done but i told the director i was like you know what have this [ __ ] idea up my sleeve and i've just i love you i love jackass [ __ ] if you want it i would absolutely love i would be honored to do that right um i've never i've hit a baseball off a tee before i've never hit a baseball uh in midair um director had a different idea that he liked better for the eyebrow coming off and it did get both of my eyebrows off like i was conspicuously missing eyebrows for a little while there it looked like jeff love for like a month so you've tried it out right we did it and we had you booked to come and tattoo a [ __ ] dick on my forehead and at the last minute for reasons that i'm not necessarily clear about like all of a sudden they just called it off so you were like scheduled to come tattoo a dick on my forehead for jackass i'm not here i'm around we got this this is what we'll do and we can do this tonight we'll tie the string around the bullet and just shoot the bullet at the beer can yeah yeah okay and so you get like a four for one deal dude we and we have the machines we have the lights we have the production crew i'll get the dick on my forehead later like you know i don't need to do that now but you want to take one eyebrow off now ah dude i just grew my eyebrows back i [ __ ] i don't like not having it we'll figure it out we'll make it work we'll figure it out but here's the thing man when i had no eyebrows then all of a sudden i'm like okay we had a dick drawing party for thanksgiving dinner it's interesting and then i realized some people go around saying what they're thankful for dick drawing party right and and i'm like why did i [ __ ] make my eyebrows go off because the whole thing it's like then the eyebrow grows back what is it that gonna grow in and cover the dick like in my view the reason for getting the dick tattoo to my forehead is to see how long i last before i'm like [ __ ] i can't take anymore i tap out or maybe i love it and i keep it forever but if the eyebrow growing back now covers up the dick then it's then so really i just had it all wrong and what i need is the dick to be above my eyebrow completely on my forehead what about just like a centerpiece like a charles manson dick yeah oh that's a nice ball i got a head on yeah just like straight oh yeah or it could be like dripping jizz like a teardrop like how tough you are dude you can have you could have the balls come around the the eyes and the dick come down these are your ideas yeah yeah i mean but dude it was so cool i love how it keeps getting just yeah but here's the sad thing about your whole world it just keeps getting bigger and bigger and it's like all of a sudden it just happens i'm gonna have a dick on my forehead but that but that doesn't need to happen until later i couldn't believe that they were down for it man i mean how how long did you last with your eyebrows shaved like were you just so [ __ ] overwhelming like there's nothing you can do about that it's just when you wax off your eyebrows it takes so long to even start growing back yeah but in any case dude this is gonna be another one of those ones where they're like this [ __ ] stevo shut up like uh yeah so we're we're in utah where we came out to see you yeah the most epic trip ever dude and just what a bro you are man like we knew that you were the nicest guy ever and like but that was the the perception was like that dude seems so nice but you really are so nice and like polite we're like what a well-mannered young man were you always like that or is it just like the more famous you get the nicer you become i don't know i've met a lot of [ __ ] in my [ __ ] life and uh i try not to be one of them yeah that's the i always say the golden rule is don't be a [ __ ] yeah i like it i mean steve's trying to get a dick on his head unless you're stevo it's different yeah no i i i feel very strongly the same way i think that it's actually easier to just be a nice person yeah it's genuinely easier you sleep better you yeah you think because and you know there's a there's a bunch of times where you're like [ __ ] man like i could have taken a picture with somebody and you know like made their whole yeah week or whatever and but then i think about it all the time i'm like [ __ ] man you know i should have been better and i guess you know that's the whole thing is just trying to be better every day do you have any rules because you must have boundaries around like people coming up asking for photos right like so if you're eating dinner you have no problem with people coming up i'll take it i mean i don't like the whole dinner thing yeah yeah right but it's okay i don't mind and i'm not gonna be a doucher about it you know right um but yeah i mean i don't need to eat anyways the problem comes when there's just too many people right yeah if it's if it's like a manageable number of people then i agree you can pretty much handle everything but uh it but sometimes it's if you're with other people like i'm always with scott randolph and we and we have a boundary where people say hey will you take this and i'm like yeah dude cause i'll be taking like 70 80 photos a day right and so we just like put on selfie right here and then we started a video called age of the selfie yeah and so you know if you're with it you just come up boom boom yeah yeah that's the easiest way it's easiest way you don't need like a foot you don't need like a full fit pick yeah unless you have like the most fire shoes on right yeah well you always got some steve always matches very nicely with his vans and his shoes and his outfit it's nice you have you have you you got it you have it he's got the idiot have things like that people being like how they behave around you is that worse in utah or better like because people in hollywood sometimes are like oh like oh there goes post malone like i live in hollywood i'm used to that right or is it is it the opposite like how is it here i'd say you know i don't know it's definitely right it's different than here than in hollywood where there's famous people everywhere you know what i mean but i don't know some people i mean people have been sweet everywhere but i feel like people are i guess maybe more scared to take a photo and come up and say something here right whenever you know i'm not gonna like yeah you know no one's gonna like [ __ ] you up for coming and asking for a photo but i just think that's like that's the difference there in hollywood they'll just be like yeah look or they'll just walk up to you and be like like that anyways they're filming you across the room or whatever yeah that's the thing i don't like well you lived in hollywood for a long while did you not you just didn't like it at all i don't know it's not my vibe yeah it's not constructive how long ago did you move here to utah a couple of years okay we got to move we should move out of course move here oh you know it would be perfect i'm getting some acres like out of town you guys should just build a house on there and you can do dumb [ __ ] all the [ __ ] time i love it just pimp it out those boxable houses are so cool and they're so easy to set up and it's like you just order it on amazon that's so cool yeah yeah dude i like that so what made you decide utah you're just like the the shittiest weather and the hottest chicks i'll go there is that right no i don't know the women here are gorgeous no but um i i did a show here right this is a this was is that wendy yeah but i did a show here there was supposed to be it's like right on the salt lake and there's supposed to be like 5 000 people and then like 17 000 people showed up and it was awesome and i was like [ __ ] it i'm i'm trying to get out of the lane i found the perfect place to do it yeah dude what was the jump like for you because it was steve when i toured with steve and we were doing you know comedy clubs and then we got elevated to theaters did you skip theaters like did you start a smaller venues and all of a sudden you're just selling out massive no we did like we did we did shows 300 like 300 cap smaller shows for a long time or for a good amount of time yeah then i i went on tour with fatty wap and then justin bieber invited me on tour um and then we went on that tour and then that [ __ ] was just crazy so then we just kept jumping like you know house of rock is that what that's called house of blues house of blues yeah i'm thinking of jack um yeah house of blues and [ __ ] and then from there just i guess just kept going and going after festivals really helped and then you know now we do the basketball places and the hockey places arena basketball plays yeah stadiums yeah the basketball place madison square garden msg was awesome two nights that's pretty good what's that capacity is that i made it like i think it's like 18 no no no that's like way more right it is it less than i feel that basketball wrap around the whole thing yeah i don't i don't know i don't necessarily think it's the biggest venue i think it's like 15 000. that's just kind of like i'd be in the gold standard but yeah that's you know that's that that was [ __ ] awesome what do you prefer life on the road or life at home i love to play games and the wi-fi sucks on the bus so you're like your homebody yeah i most definitely am but i love going out and doing shows and meeting fans and and there's nothing like being up on stage and everybody's singing the same shitty song you know what i mean how crazy is that pretty good stuff where you just like hold the mic out and everybody's just you're like what the [ __ ] that's pretty well i usually do that that's the trick is you do that when you're out of breath because i'm a chunky boy you guys just do it man what's your workout routine on the road just 12 hours well i definitely especially now i got i can't even imagine going on tour right now because a i forgot all the words of my songs b i'm you know i'm putting them on every day and the only thing that gets a workout is my fingers i was gonna say my hands but somebody might get the wrong idea about that how often does that happen though that you you make a song because like i make music and sometimes it's like you just like said something one like you recorded it and that became the song yes sir and like you don't even remember it the next day like would it sound like do you have to go back and like learn your own lyrics sort of like well that's the whole [ __ ] deal like it's i'll forget i probably have some semi-decent songs that are just will never be anything because that's how we do it in a night we'll make like five or six songs but none of them will have words but they'll all be arranged with melody and [ __ ] but then like i'll forget that that song exists and then like four or three years later i'll come back to it and be like oh this song's really good like let's do something with this that's the whole yeah it's too much [ __ ] to keep up with like sure you know quavo like we were in the studio and we got this great mic so it's like a wireless mic that just hooks up to the interface and you can just sit there and [ __ ] around like with your friends over pro tools and we sat there we made like 14 songs and i'm just now going over them now wow like yeah we were all on shrooms and chugging beers and it was it was great yeah you might and then you just don't remember the night then you wake up you're like dude that was [ __ ] fine i was like we made songs last night right and then oh lose like he sends me like 14 songs oh yeah [ __ ] yeah you know dude epic how about ozzy ozzy osbourne man he's always been a hero to me i love ozzy you know what else i love i love boning my girl yeah i said it i love boning my girl and i love when i have an extra rock hard boner and you know what gives me that truly blue chew tablets man when i tried these things just for fun i couldn't believe how well they actually worked what is a bluetooth tablet well 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god okay and enjoy boning because man these things gave me a rock hard boner and now i use them regularly all right let's talk about ozzy ozzy's incredible dude that was uh that was a big deal huh yeah it was really really [ __ ] awesome i'm i was happy that he was uh down with it you know and then we did another song together which is awesome but he's just a [ __ ] beast man that's the coolest [ __ ] dude yeah ozzy's my [ __ ] hero dude do you have other legends that you still hope to like would be so cool to do a song with that guy i got some more [ __ ] going on right now i can't i'm not at liberty to discuss yeah they'll send somebody to kill me but there's some cool [ __ ] going on cool i believe here's like how my experience has been since hanging out with post or even like mentioning oh we're gonna go to utah and you know like hang out with post like as soon as every single person who uh i say that to here's it they're like oh dude i gotta [ __ ] collab with them i wanted to [ __ ] you know like like even knoxville like like when knoxville was like oh dude i wanted to record something for for something yeah no no like the it's crazy you know it's insane yeah it's crazy and and i actually heard somebody say that uh that like oh yeah that you moved to utah because you got tired of being in la like where you've just felt everybody wanted to use you for something well yeah that's how it goes there's a lot of people and i can't speak on behalf of everybody right but there's a lot of people there that just care about their own personal growth and everything else and we'll [ __ ] on you to to achieve it you know what i mean did you feel like that coming up steve i mean i don't know like like this there's not even a comparison for for me at any point in my career to to wear person you know like it's it's evident that like post malone's a big [ __ ] deal but you're the toughest dude on the planet well thanks man ah vince is crazy like that but you had like fair-weathered friends for sure you know oh yeah of course but the idea of like everybody you know like when you just asked is does does post have like a dream collab you know like is there a dream legend who you'd love to collab with and in my mind i'm thinking dude it's like himself i didn't want anybody he's the dream collab whoever posts dream collab is is dreaming of posting with right right right they should be so lucky that's it's it's [ __ ] cool to think about and you know i think it's just like it's not because i'm necessarily good or anything it's nothing it's that it's like to be down for for everything and to genuinely have an appreciation of every of everything in in the you know in music and that's the cool thing i feel like that's what it is because a lot of people take things way too seriously or just do features because like you know someone's popping or something you know as opposed to like oh [ __ ] it we'll just sit down in the studio and just [ __ ] around for hours and see where it goes you never [ __ ] know and that's the cool part because you can make awesome [ __ ] out of [ __ ] anything yeah in in in high school you were voted most likely to succeed i think so it was either like most beautiful yeah this is not the truth but yeah i think it was i think it was that or best dressed i had these penny loafers that i was just [ __ ] up really yeah that's cool what do you think it was about you that they could tell then like this dude's going places were you sort of like already making [ __ ] and well i don't i was doing like you know i was doing like stadiums in high school yeah this is selling out i was in high school yeah my dad worked at a t so he just smuggled me in gymnasiums dude i played att stadium no one was [ __ ] there but i did it um no yeah i was already doing like they would give me like 100 something box and a free chicken parmesan at the the italian restaurant on main street and i was like as a high school kid you're like [ __ ] yeah this is [ __ ] and um uh just making music i made like a full mixtape everything i wrote songs made like edm [ __ ] and just [ __ ] around and played it for everybody all my friends who wanted to listen to it and that was the cool part is like having people ask for the song so i was like sending to my friends and [ __ ] and and uh that was the cool part and you know playing my [ __ ] at like the parties and [ __ ] it was cool you know that's cool white out uh what iverson yeah did you know that was gonna blow up before you dropped it no sir you had no idea i was this that was the coolest [ __ ] and uh key from atlanta was really the catalyst of that but like hi baby wendy you're gonna need to turn it down no we just [ __ ] put it out and i woke up and then mac miller and and whiz and and you're broke as [ __ ] yeah most definitely broke his back yeah and i'm also so that's where you blow up and at that point do you have any face tattoos no i do not i have no tattoos so how old were you when you blew up i just like just turned 19 i think jeez well okay yeah i want to get back to the face tattoos but i'm always so [ __ ] fascinated with what you have no money right all of a sudden you get money what's the first thing you buy just for a second let's forget about having a lot of money and making a big purchase and let's consider not needing much money at all to make an important purchase what's an important purchase i'm telling you right now expressvpn what's vpn it's virtual private network why is that important because you know what when i get on wi-fi and i connect i'm excited and then i see unsecured network and it stresses me out man i don't like it because i know that means that people are are invading my privacy maybe even stealing from me man all this stuff going on i don't want to worry about it you know what the solution is is expressvpn because they provide a private secure and encrypted surfing experience you know what else rules about them they 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encrypted and enjoy content from all over the world and have three extra months for free one more time by going to expressvpn.com stevo yeah you're welcome now let's hear about post malone's big purchases i remember when i signed my deal with the republic because that's where all the money came from i didn't have i had like you know they would give me like a thousand bucks for a show yeah but as a first money i i bought an s550 and a watch what's an s550 the mercedes okay sick yeah what kind of watch is a rolex a rolex presidential yes sir yeah but it had the nice uh the flooded bezel this is important because i was like i never had a [ __ ] diamond in my [ __ ] life and it's uh a rolex bezel no oh you got the aftermarket right yeah okay yeah yeah then i was just like give me [ __ ] give me the diamonds right right right now now as you know i've grown up i if you have diamonds they have to be factory which is important you know right yeah yeah i've grown up now you gotta have a rolex time well yeah well that's you need the rolex down yes because it's very obvious it's an investment you know like i used to you know you know the bus downs are cool they look great you know they look great but then you took your watch and then now [ __ ] if you ever want to get rid of it and get another watch you've knocked off tens of thousands of dollars off of the watch and just you know so now now it's just like the patek diamonds are patek diamonds the the rolex diamonds are rolex and but usually i like you know i'm a more laid-back guy you know yeah i'm just like playing jane now you know what what watch you got on now nothing no watch it's just a bracelet yeah dude so i haven't worn a watch in a long time i don't need to present myself you know i i had a i had a the really nice watch that you gave me and i was like wearing it and my buddy's like what time is it and i pulled out my iphone to look at the cloud he's like bro you have this nice watch you're telling me the time on your iphone you can't keep up especially if you're traveling you're like [ __ ] it's an hour back isn't that right yeah oh yeah that doesn't do anything right yeah like daylight savings and [ __ ] but i can't keep up with that so so your first face tattoo was always tired no what was my first face tattoo the smiley face okay it looks like a marshmallow face like the dj marshmallow i just wanted it to be a drunk guy but then my friends are like oh is that a marshmallow tattoo and i'm like no i do i like marshmallow enough but did you i would not get his face tattooed on me when you started with the face tattoos i mean like you just blew up now you're like [ __ ] killing it in your career and next thing you know you got a face tattoo is your like team of representatives just freaking out like what are you doing no i don't tell them so they just have to deal with it yeah whatever right whatever happened and uh i mean it just it seems like at this certain point when you blow up then all of a sudden you have something to lose and you're like [ __ ] i'm gonna tap my face up and all it did was just make you blow up more well yeah that's the whole thing i've always wanted to do it because i'm nothing special to look at like i don't have the jawline of you guys there's no i don't have this not me them too i don't have the salt and pepper of steve say something nice about the piercing blue eyeliner the the epic oh come on you mustache listen to your shirt what do you got going on nothing nothing good it's smooth it's just smooth that's all right dude but that's what people are in i would never lift up my shirt dude yeah dude i wish there was something impressive like i'm fascinated by it and uh dude just [ __ ] kudos for you know yeah i think it's cool it's almost like you sort of represent this like chaotic freedom that people just like you know it's it's just a good feeling that you sort of give off you know like uh and i'm impressed too that you kept this level head you seem pretty level-headed and like from blowing up at 19 that seems almost impossible like what's the kind of secret to that is that like good family good close friends like a good crew like yeah what do you think i i i'd attribute it to to bo like you know good friends good family like every i guess being raised right and it goes back to that [ __ ] rule just don't be a dick because like you know dicks get places you know what i mean like if you step on somebody to get to somewhere you might achieve it but then like at the end of the night either you're gonna not be able to [ __ ] sleep and you're going [ __ ] crazy and [ __ ] like that but you know i don't know it's just like all of a sudden you start developing a nervous tick and you're like yeah dude i wonder why i have a nervous ticket because you're probably a [ __ ] somewhere else just coming up i'm terrified of like i just i don't know i believe in like just the the universe and being in in like harmony with it you know like my buddy uh tommy who's who's with us he's you know i've known him for almost 30 years we're all sober dudes we work like you know this program of recovery which is all about just not being a dick is basically it and uh you know like when every time i get stressed out about something i think something's going to go wrong and i'd say to tommy like [ __ ] he's like dude the force is with us you know and what he's saying the force is with us like if you're doing the right thing you're treating people right right it's gonna work out you know for sure and i think that that's just a good way to look at it but at the same time too you know you're saying uh you know everybody like uh wants to use you for something every like but we were down to drive all the way from l.a yeah we earned it not you it was a huge [ __ ] uh it's just a huge honor to be able to cut to come with you i'm [ __ ] honored for you guys thank you so much man and and like i didn't even mind like kind of giving away like what it even is that we're doing here but it started with uh doing the podcast with violent jay from insane clown posse yeah right and like we had this wonderful conversation and uh i decided hey man like you know because the fbi made you know juggalos the fans of icp an official gang like i want to join the game right so i said what do i got to do to join the gang and violent chases oh yeah i gotta get a [ __ ] hatchet man tattoo are you a fugitive right now are you no they're not what happens if you show a cop you're tattooing i don't know but yeah i got so i got my gang tattooed yeah buddy and then and and it's part of this like tattoo project where like you know i got into giving tattoos and i'm like oh [ __ ] man i want to make a project where i'm driving around this rv giving people tattoos and so like i said to scott man let's go on a trip where should we go and uh scove was like well how about we [ __ ] like try to go hang with post malone in utah i'm like all right so because we had you scheduled to shoot with us for jackass like uh yeah our jackass people had your your people's contacts so i was like i got the contact i reached out and i was like yeah i'm doing this tattoo thing i just got a juggalo tattoo i send the picture to your buddy bobby and he sends me a [ __ ] photo of you wearing an a hatchet man yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] jersey yeah they're great dudes they said they sent that all over and i i was happy to have it it's brilliant they're both maxing out in the nice department and uh and violent jay another person i told violent j yeah we're going to go [ __ ] hang out with post i read you his texts it was like i'll capture a [ __ ] i'll go to canada and capture bigfoot and tame it and deliver it to you on a leash if you can talk post into collabing with me holy [ __ ] dude not knowing not knowing how hard it would be because bigfoot's interdimensional yeah dude speaking of which i don't know if we're getting off subject but you're going to skinwalker ranch soon yeah dude and now i'm like why did i just [ __ ] say what i should do that would violent jade didn't [ __ ] that was a private text don't attack stevo that's the lesson because he's gonna tell [ __ ] everybody can we talk about this skinwalker ranch because you guys were talking about it last night i've never really heard about it watch that watch the movie yeah i need to it's on and then you ever listen to coast to coast a.m but george nori they always talk about skinwalker ranch and different like stories that happened there are you spending the night i'm trying to that would be ideal and it's a you should just go so you should do that for jackass just go to skin and do some i wouldn't be able to they locked me in an addict and i kicked a hole through the drywall because i'm scared of ghosts like hey at our warehouse in a business no no no that's how much i don't want to be everything i can't wait to put that footage out that [ __ ] is [ __ ] hilarious but dude you just went ghost hunting is that right i go i go enough it's go signings so dude that makes like our tattoo exchange even more oh yeah [ __ ] meaningful yeah [ __ ] yeah i love i love that what hasn't what you you ever seen any ghosts yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah what have you seen i've seen a lot of [ __ ] it's a lot of [ __ ] there i used to there used to be a house that i used to go whenever i was a kid that was like i'm so serious dead serious the most haunted [ __ ] place in the [ __ ] world that i've been but that's what got me [ __ ] started in that and then i got in with zach baggins and [ __ ] and such a sweet dude and going like you know from ghost adventures and and going on [ __ ] ghost adventures and that's just [ __ ] and then opening up debit boxes and getting in car wrecks and almost plane wrecks and having bite marks on my [ __ ] arm you had bite marks on your arm yeah when you woke up or something yes sir well no i was sitting i didn't even notice it when i woke up but i'm sitting here and then i'm looking at my arm and i'm like who the [ __ ] bit me because you could see the individual teeth it looked like a small like a kid's mouth like right here on my arm and it was like all bruised and [ __ ] but you could see the individual teeth and i'm like who could have bit me and i'm like [ __ ] nobody has bit me so it's uh it's crazy it's really really weird i was sleeping one night in san clemente and i and uh i heard something walk up the stairs and just slap me in the butt and i woke up and it was gone i really felt something slapping in the butt really hard this was like ten years ago dude and i'm like this you know or i've been peeing somewhere and i felt fingers go across my back how come it always has to do with your nether regions i don't know i think you have an incubus on your hands isn't that the demon yeah the demon girl that tries to get pregnant by you oh that's and make you have a demon baby yeah i think uh we're summoning them just talking about them right now i'm just saying nightmares like i [ __ ] like post malone and i tattooed ghosts onto each other you're still tripping out i [ __ ] love that [ __ ] dude sorry about mine i did i love it the lines are a little shaky but it's just extra creepy yeah you were possessed by this yeah he's like what happened he blacked out he was like 14 like just pitch the ghost tattoo and then i don't even realize like [ __ ] it's ghost malone yeah dude perfect you like that yeah that's perfect it's it look i mean it it sums me up perfectly that's it there are no accidents dude come on man look at your work look at it it's great dude epic it's totally up how many times how many tattoos have you given i said ten yesterday it's probably ten probably ten yeah yeah yeah yeah what was your first one i think it was either it was either a slice of watermelon or a slice of pizza they it looked the same it could be interpreted either way who would you do that to i think i'm my friend bobby nice yeah bobby's such a good dude man i'm really really stoked it's surprising to me yesterday when you were saying like it's been so long since you got it since you got a ted right but and then we were talking about how like when you started getting tattoos like there was like a year like most of this happened within like the same year right or something like that i think that's the best way well not the best way but the way it went for me mm-hmm but it just kept going and going and going i was like i need to get tattooed but like i was saying too it hurts way more [ __ ] now that i have all these tattoos like every tattoo gets worse and worse yeah you got a soft hand though oh well thanks man scott doesn't think so i gave him one the other day and he was a real [ __ ] about it yeah they're just bragging on me i'm your toughest client so so dude like maybe this is a controversial topic but i i i was pretty interested uh i'm interested to ask you about when you were with my buddy ethan yeah and you had to have told ghost stories for the h3 podcast yeah we told ghost stories and ethan just uh he said he's he just i guess this was like yesterday or the day before he said he was sad because we don't talk anymore oh yeah and it's so funny you mentioned him i just got his number back again so i'm gonna text him tonight he's he's an incredible guy and he is the most amazing person yeah i i [ __ ] love that dude man um and uh so if i get the story correctly correct me if i'm wrong um you're you're hanging out with ethan and like you guys are talking about jake paul and then you just come up with this idea oh it'll be funny i'll go on jake paul's like website and buy some of his merch i wanted the merch it was good it was like a god church it was cool selling like a goddamn right right that was his lyric jake paul had a rap song at the time i remember this now yeah right he's just selling merch like a god church yeah oh god but you know what a god church is it's like a church of god like another kind of church church is chicken right that's the only other kind but this one's about god it's not a chicken church right okay it's not the chicken church okay and uh and so i presumably the podcast with ethan goes out so jake paul is aware that you have now purchased money from his website i think maybe yeah this is probably how it happened so then jake paul goes into his like orders whatever and he he manages to figure out which order was actually yours right so now he has your home address right and then he decides he decides now i'm gonna make a video where i personally deliver the merch that post malone ordered for my website to post one's house myself i'm gonna videotape the whole thing so that when i put out the video i have now like released to the world exactly where post malone lives so he essentially docks to you yeah well i mean you know and that's i'm sitting there playing [ __ ] games someone knocks in the door i'm like who the [ __ ] is that and you open up the door and it's jake [ __ ] paul bear he's got the footage of you opening up the door and you know here's the whole thing you know i don't know necessarily but i had to talk with him when like we talked about that whole thing like i don't remember where we were but he was there and then after the fact like this was after the fact and we talked about the whole thing and it was just like you know that wasn't cool and he's like yeah i know that wasn't cool but you know i as of now you know whatever whatever the [ __ ] is going on or whatever but you know we're we're on level grounds there so you don't seem like the kind of a guy who holds a grudge it depends on what you do that's not such a bad deal you know he i think he had the best intent at heart or just the best content you know that yeah yeah he wanted the time to come i just like i just know that i i was particularly fascinated by that whole story because my girl and i don't want anyone [ __ ] knowing where i live i don't want anybody showing up my [ __ ] house dude like i'll be the nicest guy in the world you meet me in public but dude if you start showing up at my house like don't expect me to be the least bit nice it's not no [ __ ] sense of humor i don't want your mail i don't want you [ __ ] at my house and my girl is like way even more my girl is like super paranoid like if we're filming in the house she's got paul who edits all the footage like i'll blur every like [ __ ] that you could never read she's like our address might be on there somewhere you know so i'm just really sensitive to what was what was the aftermath for you did a lot of people show up at your house and like no nobody really and i lived on a pretty like this is i didn't have so much money so i had so much money yeah i didn't have so much money i lived in like like a two-bedroom in utah in l.a in l.a this is i lived in tarzana ooh um this was only a couple years ago right the but i mean i had the money i just had the lease for he didn't have so much money now he's got more money than [ __ ] well i mean i'm thinking at that time you had a [ __ ] ton of money well i had the lease i didn't want to break my lease that's nothing to break your lease i like to save but i also like to spend it's an internal struggle that's right i mean dude like i'm i'm collecting p for uh i'm trying to say it's incredible transition yeah the internal struggle is that if i were to save money like if i were to be as careful about saving my money as i am about saving my pee right now i would be way more wealthy can i see the job yeah within reach yeah yeah this is the one i'm working on oh my god we have i mean how are you close to the goal yeah we've got 106 gallons of pea at my house and uh i'm working towards 157 but i'm gonna want some extras well what are you gonna do with 157 specifically 157 yeah can you talk about it i'll [ __ ] say when it's my idea i don't care um i have a kiddie pool uh which has 157 gallons to get to the fill line and then you've got 13 inches deep so i want to do the highest belly flop ever performed into pure piss are you going to call guinness really yeah [ __ ] yeah i'm going to call guests you should get posts pee while we're here the timing is such that it was a couple years ago when that happened with jake paul and it was also a couple years ago that he moved to utah was that like part of it or did the lease it was because the lease was over and you're like okay now i'm done yeah it wasn't necessary it didn't have anything to do with that really so you click make something like jake paul gets post malone to move the yeah yeah yeah yeah but now here's the back to bud here's the thing dude like and it was after this too like jake paul hit me up and he was like hey man i'm making a rap video like you want to have a cameo in it and i just thought and it was just rad to see the way that he operates you know like he's just like there's i just was just too curious not to do it you know and uh i did have like sort of thoughts after the fact like oh dude i'm like you know like now am i like gonna be on the outs with ethan yeah i'm sure like it's not as bad whenever i went on ethan and that guy was like saying all that weird [ __ ] do you remember the guy who made like uh patrice his name's patrice patrice o'neill no but he was like like calling like and we were on the show and he was like i'm watching you like just wait just do you remember that i don't know i was ethan about that and i and i uh it was like that was some weird stuff but yeah it's different i don't know you know i can't i can't tell and it's not necessarily my place but i feel like you know nowadays content is like king like you'll do [ __ ] you know you'll do anything for content sure yeah but but i generally am like i i victimize myself for content right right as is it opposed when it comes to others it's different right right i think that like me and all my jackass buddies we've always been pretty good about like being the brunt of ourselves and not like [ __ ] with other but that and that and that's the whole thing like as a whenever you show up to somebody's house you know that's good that's for that's for something else but i mean i've you got to feel like he knows oh if i do this i'm going to look bad but i'm also gonna get this right uh you know attention in this way and it's not always necessary i don't know it's different i think that that uh jake paused like the heel of the internet like the yeah he's like the randy orton yeah you know the the the wrestler the who else is a good heel everybody was a heel at once covington from the ufc do you like ufc i like ufc yeah dad love that [ __ ] i like ufc i got max holloway is the nicest [ __ ] dude in the universe he loves video games too you guys just get along great why'd you smack him in ufc two ufc two you play ufc ufc 2 is the best one why you got it no i'll smack anybody on this [ __ ] bus ufc 3 was not good your c2 is is the one that's the one where that's the one where you just like you could all have full health full stamina but you just dodged once and rocked the [ __ ] and he just dropped so dude but this one the next one they had three they have like health bars yeah that's pretty cool you think you can beat me at guitar hero too yes because i'm like that was street fighter i'm like dude i will [ __ ] up anybody on this bus right so dude the ufc video game is like uh ultimate fighter or whatever video game where it's like you're you're you're in love and then you just beat them up and then they explode well that's like that's exploded street fighter is that that's yeah that's street fighter but yeah ufc game the ufc uc2 was so good because this was it was like you don't always want to throw it was like a real fight where you like circle the [ __ ] and think about what's going on chess match dude and then just wait and then you [ __ ] rock this kid once with uh over him yeah you just rock this [ __ ] and then he's out one shot and then you just get on top and [ __ ] hammer fist the [ __ ] out of him and then it's over is that are you playing you're playing ufc now right now i used to for tour we used to are you playing any video games currently are you are you on the magic tip i'm playing magic rust mordhow i play clone hero if you want to play guitar here i'll show you what's like i'll play this ingva mom's team i've never really played i mean i used to play in the back in the day but like you're an expert you could play expert level and those are the guys that are just like how do you even see that i couldn't play right now i can play some [ __ ] right now i'm i'm getting up there i'm making you piss i'm bit i'm your first yeah i love it what did i tell you nicest guy ever and he might have contributed one of the largest single pisses that exists in my over 190 gallon collection of piss in the front yard and if you haven't seen the the new video on my main channel then maybe you don't know what it's for well get on over there and check it out yeah dude what else man say hi to my buddy zach dad you guys don't even know what a [ __ ] star this kid's gonna be [ __ ]

Channel: Steve-O's Wild Ride! - Podcast

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Length: 54min 35sec (3275 seconds)

Published: Thu May 20 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/606Hound]

I really hope Post and Ethan reconnect cause their friendship seemed so genuine and fun!

[u/Gwarnage]

I kinda liked hearing Steve-O and Post gush about Ethan AND Hila. In fact, Steve-Os appearance on H3 was where I first learned he was an intelligent, funny, emotionally mature guy. Now that things are leveling out, I hope to see H3 interact with more folks like Steve-O and Tim Sakura-san more often. Less drama content, more goofs and gafs.

[u/bizarreisland]

Not the point but this set feels so claustrophobic, maybe I'm just not used to seeing "edges" of a set.

Edit: I've just continued watching and saw their set gimmick is a car lol, I'm an idiot.

[u/SnooApples1553]

Post is so wholesome and genuine

[u/Axel_Gravgaard]

It’s at 42:00 if anyone was wondering