Poor James May - Cars for Teenagers

as you can see I've done that absolutely nothing to the outside of my car and that's because I've spent my whole 300 quid on exactly what a 17 year old wants banging stereo for me tunes sadly our destination was 60 miles away 30 more than James's bladder can ever manage so while he went for a wee Richard and I decided to improve his car I think you'll find that four is particularly to his liking so we take out his bark while we pop in this yes Tom what's what have we got that's glued volumes glued glued Clues source buttons glue the whole damn literally the whole thing every button yeah it will be on falling car Oh perfect that is this will brighten his day I'm expecting the telephone to ring any minute with James saying you've got my remote control of the stereo and the answer that is yes maybe we'll have converted him we were told to turn up at our parents house and get up the drive at 3 o'clock in the morning three hours afterwards said we'd be in without waking them up the winner would be the one who could do it than most quietly then it was my turn the engine is quiet because the interesting thing is to speculate what James would have been out doing until they as a teenager how long does choir practice go on I can't actually see where the drive goes is that the culture steady and don't say he's so unfunny James had lost his challenge you will now race against the clock to see which car is the fastest you have to go down the main straight round the Hammerhead do a handbrake turn and come back the other way on some very hard hang on though it says the track has been littered with obstacles and you'll have five seconds added to your time for every object you don't hit don't hit what's what it says it was right the track was littered with all the flotsam that teenagers like to crash into me and then at the finish line there was a gap between two parked cars that everyone except a 17 year old can see isn't wide enough we also discovered that our handbrake turns would be judged by three teenage girls James was next Oh down the backstraight it is hard to see why bothered with a helmet the post office they've got a new stamp out but then as he approached the girls all became clear now

Channel: Lord Volvo

Views: 3,238,238

Keywords: Top Gear James May Richard Hammond Jeremy Clarkson

Id: Px3ocj41d40

Length: 4min 39sec (279 seconds)

Published: Mon May 04 2015