Please Don't Destroy - Lizzo Has Writer's Block - SNL

>> LIZZO, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL AT HOSTING THIS WEEK. >> I KNOW, LIKE, HOSTING? I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> I'D SAY SO. >> IT'S JUST LIKE, THE WHOLE MUSICAL GUEST THING THAT I'M STRESSED OUT ABOUT. I MEAN, TWO NEW SONGS? [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T HAVE THOSE. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] I'M NOT JOKING. >> WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I GOT WRITER'S BLOCK. >> WHAT? >> CAN YOU WRITE ME A NEW SONG? >> NO. >> I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO WRITE ME A NEW SONG. >> WE CAN'T. >> NEW SONG NOW, BITCH. >> NOT GONNA HAPPEN. >> GO. ♪ GIRL YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME ON READ ♪ ♪ BROTHER YOU LEAVE ME ALL BLUE ♪ ♪ YOU THE BABY GIRL YOU LOOK LIKE MY DAD ♪ >> WHAT THE HELL? >> COME ON. >> WE'RE -- WE'RE NOT SONG WRITERS. >> YOU SOUND HURT. >> MAYBE IT'S MORE REAL. MAYBE IT'S LIKE -- ♪ I JUST GOT A HAIRCUT ♪ ♪ I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN SEE TOO MUCH OF MY FACE ♪ ♪ TOO MUCH OF HIS FACE ♪ >> ARE YOU FEELING VULNERABLE? >> NO, I WRITE SONGS ABOUT FEELING CONFIDENT. I NEED Y'ALL TO WRITE A BLACK WOMAN ANTHEM. >> ARE WE THE GUYS TO DO THAT? >> WE CAN MAYBE WRITE A WHITE MAN ANTHEM? >> OH, YEAH, LIKE AN ANTHEM FOR WHITE MEN. >> OH, THAT'S -- >> ACTUALLY -- >> HEY LIZZO, GONNA NEED YOU DOWNSTAIRS IN TEN TO REHEARSE THOSE NEW SONGS. CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR 'EM. >> YOU KNOW I GOT THOSE BANGERS. >> ALL RIGHT! [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE GOT TEN MINUTES, I NEED A SONG. YOU! SEXY DADDY, COME ON. >> SEXY? SEXY -- >> SONG, NOW. ♪ I GOT MY BLUE JEANS ON AND A BOTTLE OF JACK ♪ >> OKAY. LET'S TRY CALL ON -- ♪ I WOKE UP FEELING -- ♪ ♪ ANXIOUS ♪ >> OH! >> PLEASE, -- OUR SKETCH! >> HEY, WE'RE ALMOST READY FOR YOU. AND BY THE WAY, IF THOSE NEW SONGS AREN'T GOOD, I'M GONNA KILL YOU. >> HE CAN DO THAT? >> HE'S DONE IT BEFORE. >> SONGS, NOW, GO! ♪ I WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪ >> THAT'S THE "SOPRANOS" THEME SONG. >> DAMN IT. >> UH -- ♪ WHY MEN GREAT 'TIL THEY GOTTA BE GREAT ♪ >> I ALREADY WROTE THAT ONE. ♪ MY GIRLFRIEND DRESSED LIKE SPONGEBOB ♪ [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? >> DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A CRUSH ON MARTIN? >> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? >> THIS ISN'T WORKING. >> WE'RE TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE A SONG FOR YOU. ♪♪ >> BUT WE CAN'T. >> GUESS I GOTTA GO GET KILLED BY ANDREW DISMUKES. >> I'M SO SORRY, LIZZO. >> BUT BEFORE I GO, PITCH ME ANOTHER AMAZING SKETCH IDEA YOU GUYS GOT. ♪♪ >> WELL, IT'S GOING TO SOUND STUPID NOW, BUT -- IT'S CALLED "HORNY ZOOKEEPER." ♪♪ IT'S ABOUT A ZOOKEEPER WHO'S A LITTLE HORNY. I DON'T KNOW. IT'S DUMB. ♪♪ >> NO, I LIKE THIS. >> WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> YEAH, THIS IS A GREAT SONG. [ INDISCERNIBLE ] ♪ THE BEDROOM IS MY PETTING ZOO ♪ >> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING. ♪ SAID THE BEDROOM IS MY PETTING ZOO ♪ ♪ LITTLE MAMA ♪ ♪ I GOT -- AND YOU'RE MY LLAMA LLAMA ♪ ♪ GONNA SET YOU ON MY LAP LIKE A DUCK THAT'S THE PLAN ♪ ♪ THEN I MAKE YOU EAT A QUARTER WITH THE SEEDS OUT THE PALM OF MY HAND ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A HORNY ZOOKEEPER ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I'M A HORNY HORNY HORNY ZOOKEEPER ♪ ♪ PERIOD ♪ >> WOW. >> OH, MY GOSH. >> I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD DO THAT ON THE SHOW.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,238,761

Keywords: SNL04162022, snl, saturday night live, snl 47, saturday night live season 47, lizzo, snl host lizzo, please don't destroy, SNL, Saturday Night Live, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, preview, next host, musical guest, lizzo acting, lizzo musical guest snl, Melissa Viviane Jefferson, truth hurts, juice, good as hell, hip hop, pop, about damn time

Id: M5s52CB1e_4

Length: 3min 18sec (198 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 16 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/missbunnyfantastico]

Guess I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes.

[u/chasing-ennyl]

Probably one of my favorites from last night!

[u/CactusCustard]

“Wake up in the morning feeling...”

“ANXIOUS”

[u/ClaraLaraMeadie]

How good is this???

[u/Born-Philosopher-162]

I wasn’t expecting much but this is one of the funniest sketches that I’ve seen in a long time.

[u/remrand]

Lost it at “Gonna set you on my lap. Like a duck. That’s the plan.”

[u/nerdcole]

I only like about 1/3 of the PDD video, and this one was top tier to me.

[u/mikenice1]

Why are they so smug always?