Please Don’t Destroy - Three Normal Goths - SNL

♪♪ -What are you guys up to this weekend? -I am taking my fiancée apple-picking. Really exciting. -Ah, the old ball and chain. [ Chuckles ] -Lovely. -Meanwhile, I'm over here, going on a date with my Netflix account. -Oh, come on. -Oh, my God. Do you, Ben Marshall, take "Ozark," Season 4, as your lawfully wedded wife? -I do! I do! -This is a joke. Oh. -Yeah, I know. -All kidding aside, you'll find someone. You're a great guy. -Oh, thank you. Here's to hoping. Ohh. ♪♪ ♪ Three normal goth guys ♪ ♪ Not a single weird thing about them ♪ ♪ They're living their lives from day to day ♪ ♪ In a totally regular way ♪ ♪ Three Normal Goths ♪ [ Knock on door ] -Pizza time! -Oh, yeah! -Okay. Pizza and nachos? Am I adulting right? -Treat yo' self. -Treat yo' self. -Uh-huh. [ Laughter ] -Hey, guys, I want abs -- I really do -- but, uh, I want pizza more. -Oh! -♪ They're three normal guys with conventional tastes ♪ ♪ Three Normal Goths ♪ -You know who's just, like, hilarious? -Peter Griffin. -Peter Griffin. -Yup! -♪ They use the normal-people bathroom ♪ ♪ And they try to stay in very good shape ♪ -FML. The Beatles aren't on Spotify? -Those rat bastards! They'll pay for what they did! [ Chuckles ] -♪ Sometimes, their jokes don't land ♪ -Knock, knock! -Hey! -Hi! -Just saying "hi" to my three favorite co-workers. -Oh, come on. -You stop that. -Ah, anyway, I'll leave you to it. [ Taps on door ] Have a good one. -Bye. -See ya. -Can we talk about that hat? -[ Laughs ] -Oh, my God. I was gonna say. -Who are you calling? -I don't even want to say. -Who are you calling? -The fashion police. -Oh, my God. -Oh, no. -[ Laughing ] You're bad. -♪ They're surprisingly judgy ♪ ♪ When it comes to other people's fashion choices ♪ [ Buzzer ] -Hey, John. -Mm-hmm? -Did you... -What? -Did you change something? -Oh, yeah. I tattooed my eyeballs. -Oh! -Yeah. I'm just spicing it up for the summertime. -♪ He made his eyes black for the summertime ♪ -Remember Cancún? -Yep. -It was loco. [ Both laugh ] -Honestly, the whole time, I was kind of like, "I miss my doggo." -Oh! -Oh, Buster! -♪ They've got normal goth dogs ♪ ♪ And goth kids, too ♪ ♪ They also happen to be Disney adults ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Three Normal Goths ♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,536,441

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Length: 2min 35sec (155 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 03 2022