Pitbull Caught Boning Neighbor's Dog (crazy)

[Music] so this lady Jessica works at City Hall and routes all of their incoming phone calls she absolutely hates her neighbors they're always louder to have a ton of guests over and frequently leave a ton of trash laying around Jessica recently had to aggressively separate her neighbor's pit bull named tank off of her small dog ginger using the stick at a hose when she noticed tank aggressively ginger in her yard I know insane she was livid about this and worried that her dog might be pregnant I decided to call her at work as one of the people who lives next door to see if she might let tank spend a bit more time with ginger he got blue balls I'll tell you what yeah hi there I was looking for Jessica do you know what extension she's ain't uh that would be me yeah I don't know if you remember me or not but this is Billy from 922 whisper we're neighbors yeah I was just calling in to see if ginger might be available tonight for a playdate really yeah honestly I think it'd be great if we can go ahead and just have them spend some time together or something like they I don't know if you spend much time with with tank or not but he's been real real sad and kind of mopey lately so I just thought maybe you know another time with a friendly barold might might cheer him up a little bit I will follow harassment charges on you oh whoa whoa whoa why are they it because you're harassing me well do you want me to file harassment charges on tank's behalf and on account of you you know you're you you blocking them last time I was just having time together I'll be calling the Chief of Police and having somebody come over there a-hole we're neighbors and you're being ridiculous and I don't care you're calling me i working harassing me over a dog but you see you're saying harassing it I asked for a play date so how the two go hand-in-hand but hang up the phone I'm gonna get on the phone with PD oh my god they call Curtis real quick her husband Curtis requested this prank so I quickly called him back so he could conference me in on the line when Jessica inevitably calls him to let him know about the call she just got at work hello well I just got a phone call here at work about oh five minutes ago from somebody claiming to be Billy from 22 was one that ginger wanted to come over and have a playdate yes dude come here some old hillbilly looking dude said he's just friend was along know if he could let paint come over here and play the ginger like thanks call me at work I'm calling the cops I'm gonna report it as harassment it's [ __ ] ridiculous or was it you what are you the one that called me they called me at work it's harassment I wouldn't tell the cops maybe if I see him out there I'll go talk to him tell him not to tell you but I'll tell you know that he can't he can't bring the dog over here that's stupid whatever what exactly did they say to you a whole lot of crap like what well I get out here one week later I call Jessica again at City Hall hey there Jessica how you doing today good excellent you know I know it's a new week now so I wanted to see if you know you had a chance to cool down and kind of maybe consider my proposition again hey I wanted to see if you know possibly you know our dogs go on a play date hello oh okay we got to call her back and then have a City Hall related question what are the current options to pay my electricity bill okay and this is circled back about the whole dog conversation do you have a minute nail mmm only if you give me your first and last name and your phone number oh yeah it is a Billy it's Billy Dawkins and you know it's just yeah I'd love for them to get a chance you know he's been moping around so much and just seems like he's heartbroken so I just would love for them to get a chance to spend a little bit more time together go to the dog park no go for a walk I'll even take them myself and if you're willing I'm pretty sure that maybe you're the one that wants to have a playdate with my dogs yeah this is twice now in a week you want my dog to come over and play with you well no it's a little disgusting yeah we'll discuss inappropriate mail because I said to calls now it is harassment you're lucky my husband wouldn't let me call the police department on you the last time you called me but guess what well not here and I can do it this time I called the police - and you know they they issued a warrant for gingers arrest because she so takes heart and I've been trying to tell you that you know just giving them a chance to just spend a little bit of time together like you you like them amor last time and you know I'm pretty sure this is none of your business no but like you know I confer I'm his Godfather I don't give a good god what you think you are other than a flippin idiot okay that's just disrespectful now I've been nothing but nice you called me at work that's disrespectful disrespect I'm gonna be there about one o'clock when I get home for lunch but but tanks got blue you'd be over there one o'clock when I get home for life he said he'll talk then three facts but he's in a lot of pain right now booboo I don't give a good goddamn is he's probably in pain because you all beat him every chance you get oh no he has blue balls you know a blue policy is like he just seen it he makes that's probably what you have because you're the one that wants my dog oh no no I have a oh my god no no I have a wife like a you know I'm not no why don't you go find your wife because I stopped going to satisfy tanks desires that's disgusting let her have a man no I'm just saying like look ginger and tank honestly I think I think you're flipping mental I'm not gonna hang out up at 9:22 tanks been touching themselves all week and he's probably thinking a ginger and masturbation's are saying so I just I feel bad about that I honestly think I should fear for my dog's life she's already been threatened once by you people oh my god see now you're just playing the victim card you know like I'm pretty sure I am the victim as I'm the homeowner of nine when there is nothing but a bunch of wipes that live next to me trashing the place out that's just disrespectful no why can't letting their dogs run wild but look I'll bring tank over and tank and ginger can have lunch - okay I got one of these big belly tank shows up at my house I'll have him arrested - there is a dog catcher in town but like tastes got a thing for brown dogs and then you have a good guy what you think tank has because I'm pretty sure you don't talk to hello we are pretty sure he doesn't talk to you either and if he does you probably need to go to the psychiatric unit I'm something of a dog whisperer okay so I'll talk to ginger okay so yes show up show up at 9:20 here then good day hello oh my god honestly I didn't think she's gonna go on for that long but she's intrigued enough and annoyed enough to talk to me which is amazing I called her back a little later on her home phone after she got there from lunch hey there Jessica its Billie again how you doing yeah I know obviously I was sniffing right out the door then my tank took a huge on the ground and then started smeared on the wall so I was I got Lysol wipes sometimes just take care of this real quick how long you there for okay we'll take this to the dummy viagra so in case you change your mind we'll be ready for um for ginger yes now may I told you give me like five get up hey show up now look he has the worst case of blue balls now pull that can't be bothered to show up and talk to me to my face ma'am he has an enormous erection right now and I made hidden to be relieved so you're pretty familiar with Dawg well you see this cuz you keep [ __ ] blocking you know what I mean I'm just putting myself in his mother's shoes you know if it was me and I had a my spoon I need some poontang huh this is your you weren't there that day I saw what all happened in front of my eyes I was there yeah it all happened right in front of me now I called her cell phone using her work number on the caller ID to make her think that I came to her office while she was home for lunch hello hey Jessica where are ya I've been looking all over for you and they transferred me over here what are you talking about hey Jessica what happened the phone keeps getting disconnected like I thought you were gonna be here Hilary keep hanging up come on now my god oh my god she's like literally chewing on her lunch as we speak hello okay so could I just get a few pictures of ginger and call it a date honestly and then you know we could just go our separate ways we don't have to meet or nothing like that I'll just give those two Tankian and see if that's tickles his fancy sure give me your cell phone number I gave it to you already remember before I gave it to you the one that shows up as medical on the caller ID that's the world how do you work for who you work for yes besides the point but yes I do I'll be calling your boss whoa whoa whoa there's no need for that yet I'll be calling your boss and I'm filing a police report against you tell me who the hell you are you show up at my house can you just send me a couple shots of ginger from the rear no but you can come over and take them yourself oh okay well that'd be okay well I'm gonna go ahead and grab my my DSLR camera in the flesh and then I'll be over there how's the lighting in there perfectly fine come on over do it you think I need to bring the external lighting I can kind of lug one over there if we need like a nice like back shot off the wall or something like that you may need a light when I knock yours out but yeah keep making all these threats and saying all this outlandish stuff to me like do you think you say anything mean to you I'm pretty sure you probably belong in the behavioral health unit of medicals maybe we can get that arranged for you oh my god are you calling me a [ __ ] yes I am that's extremely insensitive I hope you know the r-word is no longer acceptable these days so you know I hope you just you know you simmer on that I will apologize to your face okay even the R word on a very [ __ ] idiot well you just did it again now I feel like you're not being sincere okay I'll apologize for that too but you got to show up okay ten minutes okay perfect in the meantime can you just pop a nice little cute outfit on ginger like maybe like some pink like a little tutu something like that maybe like one of them little dummy towels anything you can just cuz why not okay thank God you said think of ginger for a change you know I'm saying like I just yeah and all the pleasure she'll begin you know what I mean like you know why they call them tank right because it was made for combat you are pretty familiar with that one aren't you well I'm just saying like I'm trying to like let you know well no no I'm only familiar with why he was maintained all righty now so Jessica I'm gonna have you you know just weighing on me and and I gotta tell you one last thing before you get back to work cuz I'm sitting right here right by your desk you are you sitting down mm-hmm this whole thing you know you're right I never did see tanking and Jinger having new insects on I never saw this but I heard all about it you know how hmm your husband Curtis set you up for this prank but none of it's actually real and yeah I'm not the actual dog owner my name is Russell I'm a voice actor oh it's too bad tank still has the worst case of blue balls look you tried to get him another date with ginger it just didn't work out if you guys enjoyed this nonsense smash that like button down below and remember I'm now accepting your prank requests link is below and I'll see you subscribers again next week and can I get a thumbs up on this video for that Nick is made for combat joke cuz that was hilarious

Channel: Ownage Pranks

Views: 1,015,294

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Id: CF7NVfIKpfM

Length: 12min 29sec (749 seconds)

Published: Sun May 06 2018