Phyllis Vs Angela - The Office US

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is there anything we were missing Phyllis you got the lights yes I got this cute little ones do you think I should have gotten the big ones we'll see all right let's count it down like Rockefeller Center ready three not great sorry everybody hmm I think the tree looks nice hey when should we bring out the cake 1:00 or 1:30 one's good 1:30 Phyllis I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch I thought you said green was no orange is okay we only have three hours people to plan a whole luau you're not helping where are the ingredients of POI I called every grocery store in Scranton no one sells whole pigs did you try the petting zoo isn't 7 p.m. a little late for a lunch party lunch party it's supposed to say launch party what is wrong with you angela is worse than usual lately and we have a party to throw so I googled how to deal with difficult people and I got all of this so we're gonna try out some new things today so how do you feel about the fact that the banner says lunch I feel angry angry at you angry at you for doing something stupid angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid I'm so sorry to hear that that must be awful it is awful you've made this day awful maybe you could just change the you into an A then it would say lanch party Kevin would it really be better if it said lanch party Oh lunch party it's supposed to say launch okay Wow easy booster seat nobody cares about this party anyway I care plan a party Angela oh and the entire world will see it oh and here's $65 for your budget oh and here are for idiots he'll do nothing but way you down oh and your cats still dead I asked for assorted cutlery and I got back two spoons these are worthless I want to understand what you're saying but it's difficult for me when you use that tone Phyllis these are spoons spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things what we need are forks which have prongs or tiny Spears on top and we need knives which have blades do you understand me now yes goodie you can pick one of these things it's unreasonable for you to ask me to do all of this it should take you no time at all if you put the care into it that you normally do Wow yeah seem to shut her up I want a party that makes me feel like I am flying through the air without this ugly weight holding me down you know I want a name gravity machine I saw it in a movie you drink a potion and then you start floating all around so how much anti-gravity potion do you want no no you know what this is not a party planning committee anymore and I don't want your foot money and I feel uncomfortable participating Phyllis can you do this yes hi are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines anti-gravity machine that's right yeah what do they do exactly they make you feel lighter [Music] okay hello Angela Phyllis you look like you're gonna have a heart attack can I get a list of your vendors we've shredded it why would you do that gosh I just don't know why do you think sorry all right you know what let's also give a shout out to Phyllis for this awesome party [Applause] [Music] well I hope you had fun today cuz you're never ever throwing a party again party planning's are real high like a runner's high Angela you'll go to the supermarket and get the New York cheesecake make sure it's the generic one it's Stanley's favorite yes I've replaced Angela as head of the party planning committee I guess I was just in the right place at the right time is this it I mean is this two bowls of M&Ms and some balloons you know what Phyllis I think you need to step it up I think you need to get the lead out because if I'm not mistaken we gave you your wedding shower here we all came into this room and gave you a golden shower well you know what where's my golden shower Phyllis I do enjoy being the head of the party planning committee I'm no longer under Angela's heel and her little grape it is under me what are you doing don't talk to them I'm sorry make the party don't make the party please Phyllis pump it hey Phyllis do I need this invite to get into the party yes awesome I think this is going to be the best Christmas party ever Angela you're gonna move this for the party right it's not on theme it's the nativity scene all right can keep your camel she elephant in the North African King can stay everything else goes in the drawer I am NOT gonna judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas there is one person who will though and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer I need you to get rid of the tree what thank you oh I don't think it's blackmail Angela just does what I asked her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight I think for it to be blackmail it would have to be a formal letter it looks like I'm gonna be here for a while so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone little triangles of pita toasted on both sides fan so you can easily grab them okay and napkins and [Music] please stop making me do these things sorry it's your job it's the season of mercy you never showed me mercy when you were in charge why aren't you wearing the hair dad I lost it okay nice that's a halwa Shabak eeeh cookie they serve it during Ramadan I need you to put the Christmas tree back up it's outside I didn't ask you for it what as I told you where it needs to be shut up excuse me I'm not moving the tree face it the only power you have over me is this little secret then I know you're not gonna tell Oh and you want to know how we know that because then you won't be able to plan your stupid tacky parties anymore so you move the tree okay Angela's having sex with white I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party well don't look so surprised alright everybody still here perfect I've got a little surprise I've been working on Angela my bride I just wanted you to know that for the rest of our lives no matter the cultural milieu I will always be there to bring you some Christmas cheer deck the halls with boughs of holly tis the season to be jolly la Don we now our gay apparel falala Lala true the little Yuletide Carol do do do do I think I'd like to go home now sure tough room come on I just learned it see no protocol is a little round of applause but merry Christmas to all and to all a good night [Music] you
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Channel: The Office
Views: 1,932,273
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Keywords: the office, rainn wilson, john krasinski, steve carell, michael scott, the office fire drill, jim and dwight pranks, dwight schrute, jim halpert, jenna fischer, the office funniest moments, the office cpr, Best The Office Moments, Phyllis Vance, Phyllis Smith, Angela Martin, Angela Kinsey, Dwight and angela, phyllis and angela, phyllis vs angela, party planning committee, morrocan christmas, nativity, whorish, anti gravity, anti depressant, Compilation
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Length: 10min 56sec (656 seconds)
Published: Sat Feb 22 2020
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