Dwight, Angela and Andy: A Love Triangle - The Office US

so what's up me all night reading about angela's smoking hot body you're being gross not from a male perspective you need to set me up with her i know she told you that she's looking and she's totally not responding to my moves what moves i have moonwalked past accounting like 10 times i can't believe that's not working yeah um i don't know if i really see you two together really well maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain she's very religious okay well i come from a line of wasps so long it leads back to moses okay well she takes her convictions pretty seriously she can be kind of severe yeah and i punched a hole in a wall that's right you did yeah now that i think about it angela and andy might actually make a good couple but i couldn't do that to dwight or angela or andy i left a little present for angela i think she's going to like it because i found it outside vance refrigeration all alone and i told her in the note that the cat came to find her that they were destined to be together i got game you may ask me out to dinner nothing fancy or foreign no bars no patios no vegetables and no seafood dwight she belongs can i have your attention please [Music] i was waiting for the right time to do this and i i can't think of a better time than right now with the music playing and all our friends around and fireworks going off my parents are here andrew and alan bernard thank you for sharing in this joyous moment miss angela martin will you please join me on stage okay then i will come to you my flower damn it angela will you do me the honor of giving me your tiny hand in marriage okay into the mic sweetie i said okay she said yes and the crowd goes wild party planning's a real high like a runner's high here's another place it's beautiful hello so why don't we try this out to see what would happen give it a little test drive what do you say you pretend to be angela's father you will play angela and uh i will pretend to be you that way you can see what it looks like when you're up here [Music] hello i'm angela martin and i'm happy with dwight he doesn't understand a word you're saying although born just minutes from here he speaks only german closed society so now after the readings by all of your sisters we will arrive at the vows so conrad he's explaining um why we're here what we're doing here we're making introductions then he's gonna have andy repeat a bunch of stuff he's gonna ask andy to produce a ring um i have um now just uh some twine for our purposes and you will put the ring on her finger yeah then he's going to ask andy uh if you would like to marry angela and you will reply i do and uh he's gonna ask angela if she would like to marry andy to which you will reply congratulations i do and there we go that's just i thought i knew what i wanted and then being here with you and the german mennonite minister it just all felt right i made a mistake picking andy i know you did and that's why i have taken care of everything what do you mean well monkey he's a real minister and you said i do and i said i do and andy wasn't signing a receipt he was citing our marriage certificate as a witness dwight that doesn't count yes of course it does no it doesn't it does in the state of pennsylvania i didn't schrute we are not married what take this thing it's not my fault you don't understand german i've been telling you to take it for years are we uh we leaving or what wow hey tuna check it out tuna sandwich just like you what now i have to take care of a legal issue is that hot or what i need you to put the christmas tree back up it's outside i didn't ask you where it was i told you where it needs to be shut up excuse me i'm not moving the train face it the only power you have over me is this little secret that i know you're not gonna tell oh and you wanna know how i know that because then you won't be able to play on your stupid tacky parties anymore so you move the tree okay angela's having sex with dwight i caught them doing it after toby's going away party well don't look so surprised excuse me everyone can i have the floor please um this is insanely awkward it's kind of the elephant in the room so i'll just no one has rsvp'd to our wedding yet and the deadline was yesterday wait you still don't know no no no nothing you still don't let's what are you doing what we just just have to talk to you first andy ah no no one has rsvp'd and i don't understand it and now you're shutting me out you're not even listening and that's really considerate thank you no what i'm saying no no no i know it oh i do not have much time cars all the way over there to tell you what i have to tell you and just bear in mind that when i say say these things that are bad things that you hear in your ears this is something that i if i were you that i would want to hear you're not making any sense well no i'm not so i i'm not very articulate today so i'll just leave it for another time another day all righty but she'll be fine i'm off have a good meeting thank you kick wallace's ass okay i will dwight and angela are having an affair so i can't hear you through the glass dwight and angela are having an affair they've been sleeping together for some time that was the news i wanted to let you know what all right see you later are you serious yeah [Music] dwight andy it's over oh good she broke up with you no it's over between you two uh no way i am not giving up you have to no i don't she doesn't love you she's marrying me well i don't know about that because she certainly seems to enjoy making love making with me angela bernard will never be her name it will be her name and you will have to call her that i don't think so hey guys why don't we uh just cool off a bit i'm telling you to back down and i'm telling you that i will never back down then i'll make you oh really how are you gonna do that through the use of force that is very general and does not scare me in the slightest i will fight you nope okay fine good a duel the winner gets angela fine fine this is nuts what is your weapon okay you know what that's enough because hey this is none of your business hey it is my business when it happens at work guess what not happening at work yes we're going to do it outside outside of your business none of your business then come on where are you let's do this thing come on come on out i can't believe they're gonna fight over me i guess people have fewer choices as they get older come on hey has anything happened yet it's 4 10 i don't think he's gonna show oh come on man believe in something come on coward where are you where on the desk of andrew bernard note pathetic dear dwight by now you have received my note how are you i am well you are no doubt wondering why i have left this note it's come to my attention that in any physical match with you i would surely be bested true the soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly there's andy he's in his car you guys what is he doing why isn't dwight turning around the prius is silent if he keeps it under five miles per hour he deserves the win alas after much consideration oh my god what's happening andy's running over dwight with his car yeah whoa what are you hey hey hey oh oh come on ow you give up never get out of face me like a man i am a man i'm a bigger man than you'll ever be i would never sleep with another man's fiance you're not a man you don't know how to take care of her all you do is dress fancy and see what does that mean you can't even protect her protect her from what bears you idiot when's the last time you saw damn baron scranton last year idiot dwight are your legs broken no my right one's falling asleep a little bit andy you all right go away tuna i'm winning this yeah back off this isn't your fight oh how much is this gonna cost oh what trust fund will take care of that what did you say i'm sorry i couldn't hear you i see what you're a stupid idiot you're like a bit you're like a sasquatch you live in the world squatches are the strongest animal on the planet so fine call me a sasquatch i don't get it how could she be sleeping with you this whole time only sleep with me twice what what she's sleeping with you i don't feel today she said she was only sleeping with me yes hi my last name is bernard and i would like to cancel the wedding cake that i had ordered b-e-r-n-a-r-d yeah one shaped like a sailboat yep that's the one thank you uh

Channel: The Office

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Length: 15min 16sec (916 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 13 2021