People Who Have Slept With A Celebrity, Story?

people who've had sex with celebrities how was it i know a girl that hooks up with hannibal burus every time he comes to milwaukee edit they met on bumble and she said he's very sweet guy my dad dated sarah wayne callie's laurie grimes from the walking dead in high school he defines her as a very nice girl truth be told i don't think he remembers much of that relationship but she came to our house party once when i was a kid and she was always really nice to me and my sister edit i think it's worth mentioning the irony here she was only around when i was a kid once or twice when my parents would throw house parties being eight or nine comma i just thought of her as another adult there and didn't really care but when i was 13 to 16 and became a huge walking dead fan and never saw her around after that i was so disappointed there were points me and my mom would be watching the show and my dad would walk in and be like you know op i dated the actress who played lori yes dad i know if only there was some way to meet her my friend f ked the dude from the wow vine with the girl vaping back in the zeros a mate of mine used to fck shaggy every time he would come to melbourne i think he probably made 2-3 trips down here we'd all make a big deal about her disappearing for a few days to shag shaggy she had nothing but nice things to say about him she knew she was nothing but a bit of side poon when he was in town full stop i'm picturing that they were both buck naked banging on the bathroom floor knew someone who slept with leonardo dicaprio apparently he kept his headphones on the entire time i remember vanilla ice's answer to the question what was it like to sleep with madonna he said it's not like she had a golden pssy my grandmother dated jimmy carter not sure how physical things got but i've read a few of the letters he wrote i only post this because i can't think of any other reason i would get to bring this up i knew a girl who was an escort she had sex with derek he called a limo to take her home in the limo was a gift it was a baseball signed by derrick yetter jenna jameson kissed me on the mouth at a strip club in ohio that's all i got comma that's all i got count yourself lucky a friend was part of an actor's studio playhouse in the 80s she said jeff goldblum has a huge dick and is an amazing lover they did it a few times but he let her down easy because his career was taking off and he was crazy busy he was really cool and remembered her years later alec baldwin was also hung but was super hairy and sweated a lot like it was dripping into her mouth it was too hard to ignore the sweatiness for her to enjoy it but he was hilarious very bright and smelled good carrie hatch the bass player from moyngo boingo would scream i'm coming full stop really loud edit correction from my friend carrie hatch was the drummer back when they were together he broke her heart post malone asked my ex-girlfriend if she would be interested in going home with him under the condition that she would have to eat his ass if there is one person's ass i would not want to eat my ex slept with till from ramstein after a gig once many many years ago when she was a gothlet she said he was very respectful mildly kinky wanted to have sx on the hotel balcony with her bent over the rail over the city so people could see and apparently had skin as soft as a baby apparently he was nice bought her breakfast the next day invited her back for a second sesh the next day then moved on in his tour he said 8 stroke 10 would staff ck again someone i know says they slept with britney spears she had to sign the nda edited to add gender of said friend ex-f khan twiggy ramirez of marilyn manson around 2000 or so after a show apparently it was all right his dick was huge but it was over quick and then he kicked her to the curb right after to do coke or something and yes she was underage the girl in the video that corporate gave us daryl banker i hooked up with randy newman's son he said i had a nice vegina i guess you could say that he had a friend in you my mom had sex with david lee roth she said he smelled like sour milk and put his dirty hat on her head put his dirty hat on her head sounds like a euphemism knew a girl who f kev zac efron had to sign an nda told me he wasn't all that great in bed i.e the fantasy was better than the reality still fanboyed over him hard apparently so much about that nda i f ked a chick who was in a target catalogue it was hot cutting a hole in the target catalog doesn't count i did not sleep with but did a little more than made out with drew barrymore the 7th of october it was rad a woman i worked with had a one-night stand with captain obvious from hotels.com whom she met at her ny jazz club she pretended that she didn't recognize him in order to prevent being seen as a gold digger she was hoping to get into a short-term relationship with him and hopefully he will give her some money and buy her alexis which she really wanted later she found out that he wasn't captain obvious just looked very much like him i used a gender neutral bathroom with james franco we made eye contact and smiled at each other when we were washing our hands a friend of mine slept with perez hilton would you be surprised if my friend said the sx wasn't very good edit perez hilton the gossip blogger not paris hilton the heiress too many people think i'm in paris when i wrote perez on a trip to vegas one of my friends effed michael jordan she said it was painful and fairly fast she won't ever stop talking about it a girl i went to high school with dated jason akoa ako wee man shortly before jackass 3 came out he visited her family in wi around thanksgiving time but he hated wi so much that he paid her best friend to drive into the airport in the middle of the night i guess when he visited he was wi mann my wife's grandmother dated ted bundy said he was a wonderful and charming guy a friend of mine had sex with paul wesley she said it was pretty good he also took her on a short getaway trip seemed like a very nice guy ended up getting her a gift candle that was the scent of his cologne so she can remember him my nana was in a serious relationship with nash of crosby stills and nash a friend told me victoria justice gave lap dances to some of his friends at a party the year she signed on for victorious was it dan gets in the van schneider slept with the lady that used to do the morning news in my city this was at least 15 years ago she is a blanket stealer and puts her cold feet right between your legs when she wants them warmed up now everyone knows cassie close to 20 years ago my roommate hooked up with a suicide girl who came to our apartment to stay for a few days she kept name dropping all these celebrities she knew like slash and trent reznor to the point we were like why you lying then she pulled out all the pictures of her with various famous musicians apparently she was the secretary to someone famous for producing music and that was how she met all these dudes well she was in a relationship with maynard from tool at the time and she left him to come live with us for a while because apparently sx with maynard was just really f king bad she later left my roommate for one of the drummers for slipknot because he bought her a house in texas my roommate worked for a grocery store and just couldn't compete with the money she did assure him that the celebrity sx was still bad it was purely for the house a co-worker's sister slept with chris evans before he was famous same town she worked it into every conversation she could cos why wouldn't you edit she got america's dick edit i love that this is by far my most popular comment thanks for all the awards a friend of a friend slept with shawn mendes apparently it wasn't something to write home about edit for everyone asking the friend was a she i know a lot of people have questioned his ass duality but it's something he's came out and said makes him feel very uncomfortable so you're saying he didn't leave anyone in stitches girl i know slept with g-eazy in 2015 before he was really big he gave her chlamydia mayo i'm starting to figure out people who bang celebrities aren't on reddit i saw danny devito cursing out a cyclist who nearly wiped him out getting out of a private cab once in san fran was almost as good as sx a buddy of mine dated a celebrity of american pie fame a certain foreign exchange character he has my eternal jealousy but was a gentleman on the details i did get to meet her and play poker at her house though so there's that it wasn't sx but i did beat her at a couple of hands so that was cool then she cheated on him with a dance show partner disappointing all round i think semicolon edit my buddy is a redditor one of the few that i know are viral so i am curious to see if i hear about this [Music] my friend bragged to me about getting banged by tone lock funky cold medina guy she was 18 but seemed proud of it about 20 years later we were watching old videos and tone lock came on and i asked her about it and she said it sucked he didn't shower after coming off stage a little smelly drunken gave a few pumps and was done edit thanks for all of the comments and laughs my friend was young and really didn't have much to compare her night with tone lock too fast forward a few decades and she now realized it was not that great no we never slept with each other and that is good because i would not want to be compared to tone lock i will let my friend check out this feed and see if she gets a chuckle also he barely did the willed farm friend of mine met tiger woods while bartending a golf charity tournament he was attending he took her back to his hotel room and tossed her salad and had unprotected sx this was several years before he crashed into a mailbox and divorced his wife i know a married woman who has a child that looks just like tiger woods not unusual except for the fact her and her husband are white the kid isn't and she was one of his booty calls well if this thread has taught me something it's that celebrities are riddled with stds friend girl of mine bank screwed an nba player the only detail i remember was that he was adamant about taking the condom with him when he left update no child left behind yes crazy groupies will indeed try to impregnate themselves with used condoms as a lottery ticket players are instructed to never leave their men behind my sister f k drake i walked into her room like 10 years ago and she was skyping him i waved to him and said hi and he showed me the studio he was sitting in because i was skeptical pretty cool i guess they met up after his show in the city we lived in at the time and then never spoke again lol edit she signed a nda i did not i hooked up with the drummer of slipknot when they were in town twice i was working at a strip club and he wanted lap dances he paid me to do a lap dance for like at least an hour it was a ton of money we bonded in conversation in that time he invited me to hang out at his hotel which i was still naive enough to not know if that just meant hanging out i liked him though we had fun and he put me on the guest list i went to his show the next night went backstage checked out the tour bus and then met him at his hotel again for the answer to how was it he was good it was fun edit no i'm not the suicide girl in texas with the house not me but a girl i knew slept with some f-list reality tv douchebag he quoted himself off the show as a chat up line and then again after he came she described the experience as embarrassing but not sure for who slept with western kentucky's mascot after a drunken day at churchill downs she refused to keep the head on still 10 stroke 10 experience yes the big red blob thing a friend of mine fk the dell guy of dude you're getting a dell fame when we were in college if you know who the dell guy is before aids was a thing a friend of mine slept with christopher walken he was in town for one night and told her that's all they'd have she was fine with that she said he was a perfect gentleman and a very sweet lover he kept telling her how beautiful she was and made her feel like a queen edit to state that the mention of aids was only to date the story i should have just said it was in the early 80s thanks for the awards and all the comments i thought this sweet little story would get buried i have no more information she's a lady and didn't talk about it more than i posted this was nearly 35 years ago and she still adores him it's nice to know that some celebrities are decent people colon what you don't realize is the amount of nda's floating around out there lol i got it on with the star of a popular 80s sitcom she rocked my world to protect her anonymity i will refer to her only as bee i slept with a well-known now deceased rapper when he came to toronto a couple of times and i stayed at his place in california for a few days as well the sx was good but it wasn't any better than a non-celeb he wasn't selfish in bed at all and it felt natural cause we got along he was actually really down to earth and fun to hang out with mac miller will be missed my sister drunkenly kissed keanu reeves on the back of the neck not me but a friend of a friend went home with john meyer after a party in la apparently when things were getting hot and heavy he asked her to sing his songs to him when she said no he then asked if he could pee on her she again said no and went to the bathroom to take a break she came out of the bathroom to see him leaving she went into her bedroom and saw he peed all over her bed she said it was one of the worst nights she's ever had my grandma kissed tom petty a friend met matthew mcconaughey in a club in miami she went home with him said it was men my mother had a one-night stand with conan back in early 2000s they met at a bar somewhere in texas and he bought them a hotel room or the barbarian i shook hands with pen and teller then went back to my hotel room and f kid my wife i was smoking weed with the bass player from belfaga after a show and when my girlfriend called he politely asked if she would suck his dick upon learning it wouldn't happen he graciously accepted the no and we continue talking about metal i slept with a very famous and still popular rapper from memphis the sx was surprisingly good he was very attentive and affectionate i thought he'd be arrogant but he was cool and made sure i enjoyed myself too you say no to ratchet pssy juicy jake and a friend slept with the lead singer of city and color when they were touring university campuses in the early 2000s she bragged about it to anyone who would listen gave her the all sleeping sickness ifc the mascot for hamburger helper same one of my best friends met jared leto at a concert not 30 seconds to mars and went back to his hotel with him they banged and he's since texted her for a booty call when he was in town again i believe they also sxt on occasion did it i used to send her articles on all of the a-list celebrities he's hooked up with oh look your eskimo sisters with cameron diaz scarlett johansson and paris hilton edit too thank you to the commenters who let me know that eskimo sisters is a derogatory term i'll be sure never to use it going forward i used to know a dude who claims to have met amanda bynes in the mental hospital rehab they dated for a while he said she was very unstable and clingy and honestly terrifying to be with i wish i could remember some of his stories that's so sad she always seemed so sweet and down to earth in real life when the news broke of her having such bad mental health issues my heart broke for her i hope she's doing better now my wife has been in a couple of tv commercials and i'm hoping that she will have sx with me one day soon please edit i'm glad everyone is enjoying my dead sx life thanks for the rewards i've never got one before i don't know what they are good for but thanks great until they kicked me out of the wax museum i stood two feet away from ethan hawk in tulum mexico at the restaurant hartwood and that's the closest i've been to a celebrity's genitals i worked in dc for a congressman when brad pitt came to talk to pelosi about his charity he nodded at me when he walked by me in the rotunda nodded i knew this girl who tried to fck and as home but won't since he's married i knew this other girl that hannibal burris tried to fck but she wouldn't since she's gay back my mom dated macho man randy savage she went on one date with steve perry from journey my favorite story though is that she used to hang with willie nelson and smoke it up with him she still goes to bandera all the time i didn't get details thank goodness but from the gist i get she had a pretty good time with randy savage but wasn't all that impressed with steve perry you

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Published: Wed Sep 23 2020