Penn and Teller Late Night With David Letterman

our first guests have brought their own kind of Makabe magic to stage and screen and television and their film Penn & Teller get killed will be released to tomorrow right here on videocassette ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the show n and a Keller and nice to see you and is your your partner your friend your companion teller is not my friend I'm sorry or my companion he's my partner your partner's idea but he's not here though we're doing that invisible gag and they kind of play yeah no he's gone hunting horses tell you left a few geldings walking around he's up there he's got his rifle but but where is he actually because I don't think I've ever seen you guys I'll obviously haven't seen you apart but you're always together yeah we're usually together but we have we're doing a show television nobody there's a lot of the props that we do in a lot of the directing we're doing a big shields the props is what your designs the products and we got a show coming up we're going to be doing at Radio City in the fall for NBC and there's a lot of really hard stuff like we're going to we're going to be producing a several hundred thousand bees I'm gonna be driving a truck over tellers chest he wanted to work on the props we so that's what he's going tonight he figured I could just be out here doing this well then let's talk about the movie now this this is tomorrow a videocassette yeah it's come out of it except Warner Brothers we did this movie and Warner Brothers hated it they said that they didn't think suicide was funny and we explained that their sense of humor and ours different right and Warner Brothers actually made the movie Warner Brothers actually we made it for someone else but it's kind of boring got moved over and then we just but the video people seem to like it a lot so I hope it's a big seller for an and you killed actually killed a reporter too well promote the video perhaps actually is a bit strong there they said that it would be nice if we in order to just sell it did a little show and there'd be a person in the press come up and we could like do one of those beheadings or it was a little trick it was going to be a trick we did something different than they really wanted we we squibbed him up and pulled out a gun and shot him I say and they they what he who didn't actually die no I'm sorry it was like I don't I read that the guy actually died we would have gotten more press if he had yeah all right so then what are we gonna do here tonight your higher-self what we've been doing is I've been going around to sell the videotape we needed something to use so teller had a dummy right of himself built and I think we have it here the doors wide open oh yeah I guess that's it they could just wheel out the dummy here it's actually a pretty remarkable thing so this is a a robotic kind of configured of an animatronic thing and we had it we had it built we had a built of teller Wow and actually telly did most of the work on it over here it looks pretty lifelike yes it's a very very good dummy we could step over see a closer sure Africa thank you very much gentlemen right over here do we need all of this stuff oh well if it's gonna work yes okay thanks Rob oh you don't love you I'm getting okay he's gonna be running that there okay here we have it if just want to step up here why step up here on the thing yeah we have a little little little dummy of teller that looks uh looks pretty lifelike yes I would say so you put all the hairs and individually just just look there they actually drilled it alone yes yeah like blockers right there and very nice looks like Tony Bennett okay yeah oh oh I see if I'm sure it's okay but yeah it's just it's just it's just a dummy there and it's uh and we can do some stuff our robber just shot why don't you show that the head turn there show the head turn no he's controlling it over there there's there's the head turn yeah and then open open this can you open his eyes open it open his eyes here and then hat look I haven't looked at Dave haven't looked at no no I haven't looking together okay look at Dave it's really creepy don't follow you around I see just like that yeah you know the the Disney people do a lot of they do oh not this good no maybe this good this is this is this is this is a much better much better thing and as you can see you can do see very nice we can do stuff usually we come the show tell they just sits there silently and we torture them anyways we figure this way we can just you know we can give them a good good hit and he flinches to the solution how we put it now flinch was right on your get on with the flinching ah there say there's another thing we wired in a little thing you might like it's a little gag because you hotel there doesn't talk either this little gate I get that I did haha yeah that's cute because you an easy one yeah not won't even flinch and I'll show you uh there's one there's what this is just one little magic we have a bit bigger one coming up but I'll just show you this if you want to open his mouth just reach in and grab his tongue no - you just don't you just grab his grab his tongue I don't I'd rather really oh just you grab his tongue yeah you just reach in there and grab the time and you get you I'd really rather not come on remember even though it's a dummy and a robot in Section there there very good got a whole you there you can do you can do it you can do a nice nice little thing Oh Oh so that's uh that's just one of them we have to do a commercial and then oh but I get to watch he's not even breathing I'll just you go do the commercial Roger on commercial we'll be right back there with and we have 10 is here and is a friend and I'm sorry his a partner teller is not here this is an amazing dummies emulating dummy and I have other things to show us then this is would you hold this board yeah you can you can hit him with a stick here no no funny gonna have to hold it under your arm or under my arm hold it very very tightly here you want to get your hands out of the way I've got here a saw and as you see we've taken the all the same aren't right off of it all right Bob Vilas having heart feel you're watching nice and tightly now all right even want to choke up a little bear what should I do that you are you the board not abort all right there's a mark I don't want to get hurt all right you go see removals good flinch good flinch lick very good place now I'll be assuring what you know I don't want to criticize but I want to point something out all four of us during the sawing of that should have been wearing safety gosh you're should've well why don't you get the guard off going on for hill of beans as well I suppose not oh wow oh hey wait a minute what are you doing I'm gonna saw him in half oh okay well I'll be over here now steve-o it's just that we just put that e that's just a little rubble I see that's big blind and we didn't want to bother putting the home oh wait what did you do there you just saw it a little cardboard thing and so whatever we didn't bother putting all the money into this part of the dummy people are gonna see it oh I see you asked me just kind of did it but I think a pretty pretty good trick well I don't know it seems I mean now that you point out that it is essentially you know what is a cardboard I don't know it's a little disappointing I'm kind of kind of hoping that would work oh yeah I I can go I can go a little deeper camera a little bit little but how deep did you go that time because I went I went I went 2 inches 2 and a half inches yeah I can I can borrow well if you think you can improve it go a little deeper there I'm not cannon teller ladies and gentlemen

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Views: 878,028

Rating: 4.8034253 out of 5

Keywords: Penn, and, Teller, Talk, Late, Night, With, David, Letterman, Magic, Trick, Sawing, into, Half

Id: z4iVAcYyWN0

Length: 8min 49sec (529 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 13 2007

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Sometimes? You mean like Bullshit sometimes?