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<font color="#E5E5E5">you</font> everybody welcome<font color="#CCCCCC"> back for the big dance</font> spectacular<font color="#CCCCCC"> my first guest</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tonight refer</font> to themselves as ripoff Artie<font color="#CCCCCC"> soon</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> their</font> show Penn & Teller's Sin City spectacular airs each Friday at<font color="#E5E5E5"> 10</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">o'clock p.m. on the FX channel</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ladies</font> and gentleman please welcome<font color="#E5E5E5"> a Penn &</font> Teller now you know what you are<font color="#CCCCCC"> we did</font> that whole<font color="#CCCCCC"> thing on magician or lute</font> illusionist<font color="#E5E5E5"> I started out actually as a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">juggler</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you were juggling yeah when</font> people think of<font color="#E5E5E5"> juggling they think of</font> this kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of toss juggling okay there</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">are all sorts of other</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kinds of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> juggling</font> want to demonstrate<font color="#CCCCCC"> something</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">get little bit out of the way those</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are</font> sharp<font color="#E5E5E5"> yes we will say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as part of</font> the Western arts there's a thing called <font color="#CCCCCC">knife</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> throwing as part of the whole</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lot</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know oh that was nice bouncing right</font> there<font color="#E5E5E5"> but it's part of the whole you</font> know whip cracking<font color="#E5E5E5"> and rope spinning I</font> was at all that<font color="#E5E5E5"> looks great did look</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">really great</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but the problem is when you</font> do knife throwing like this it gets<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> little bit dull<font color="#E5E5E5"> so over the ages the car</font> needs have found<font color="#E5E5E5"> ways make it more</font> interesting<font color="#CCCCCC"> and one of the ways what's</font> called a<font color="#E5E5E5"> human</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> target and it's best to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have someone that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people at home can</font> relate to<font color="#E5E5E5"> like for instance you so why</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you step right over here</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay against the tart you're not the</font> usual<font color="#E5E5E5"> model we use but you can cut</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> could</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just kind of look like that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">little bit little little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah wait to I</font> hit the strike<font color="#E5E5E5"> her exact it what what I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> think you can I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't think we can</font> strike her exact but just just try to get this<font color="#CCCCCC"> male is behind everything just</font> look straight<font color="#E5E5E5"> ahead I'm gonna count</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> three one two<font color="#E5E5E5"> or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> three</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> purely throwing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">those at me on the imaginary</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> four I will</font> let go<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the are you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stay</font> still<font color="#E5E5E5"> cutting this is mostly me okay</font> wait a minute I missed that second one<font color="#E5E5E5"> with that but</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">she's a shush</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we're all doing beverages</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a shut</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up probably the best</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be shut</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">up what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> too many of you were saving up</font> see Kona well let's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> talk for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> second those look really<font color="#CCCCCC"> sharp they know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">me and don't come to rehearsal right we</font> want and now I understand why no see what you did<font color="#E5E5E5"> though was you were talking</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> were trying to keep the show moving</font> that's very important<font color="#E5E5E5"> right but as soon</font> as you saw me<font color="#E5E5E5"> pull my hand back you did</font> this which I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> not saying was</font> unattractive <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm just saying when you did that you</font> pulled your elbow down right this my<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> gotta stay still<font color="#E5E5E5"> problem was I was</font> aiming for<font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font> and I know the way<font color="#CCCCCC"> you are you'd be</font> saying<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh pens stuck a knife in my arm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you wouldn't be saying pen did a perfect</font> throw<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I move my arm into the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> path so</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you wouldn't let's just do this this</font> will put the blindfold on<font color="#CCCCCC"> then you be</font> much less apt to flinch<font color="#CCCCCC"> wait I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> saw you</font> throw<font color="#CCCCCC"> I saw you throw three of these and</font> one<font color="#CCCCCC"> of them it just was really around me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know but I don't know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> did anyone</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">else notice that that one please don't</font> move<font color="#CCCCCC"> Gordon really serious now please</font> gonna don't move and what<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh wait</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> minute<font color="#CCCCCC"> let's watch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stupid one play two</font> three oh nice take a look take a look gonna take a look take your<font color="#E5E5E5"> blindfold off are we going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is very good those ribbon</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pull me up put</font> the blindfold on Conan<font color="#CCCCCC"> you got another</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one to do hold that</font> there you go and<font color="#E5E5E5"> get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that I'll</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get that</font> arm up<font color="#E5E5E5"> and here again yeah right here</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">again I'm not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for the same side</font> but<font color="#E5E5E5"> if if you're in that position that's</font> what I'm used to Conan<font color="#CCCCCC"> does here we go</font> does it hurt<font color="#E5E5E5"> you if I wet myself just</font> don't move your right<font color="#E5E5E5"> arm especially</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font> Conan<font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two three</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ha okay don't look</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they're solving</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for the rest of it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nicely done nicely done</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a little bit you scared me a little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bit</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">falling could you put this arm out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">little bit right as those</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thrill died</font> scared you scared me<font color="#E5E5E5"> live by the heart</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">would couldn't shear</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> terror for you Oh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">terror pulled on the blindfold cargo why</font> do we have to do more - is it - great comedies<font color="#E5E5E5"> in threes Conan comedy yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay let's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> out pull it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> down there there</font> we go<font color="#E5E5E5"> and where am</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I I gotta get my</font> email position don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> worry that much</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about that we're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going near the head</font> this time<font color="#E5E5E5"> so the arms are much less</font> crucial<font color="#E5E5E5"> now but do stay still I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kidding remember Irish heads are wider</font> than<font color="#E5E5E5"> most other heads what wait a minute</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 1 2 3</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">huh ok you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> look good take a look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I think you're a natural-born</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> target</font> nicely though<font color="#CCCCCC"> natural-born target</font> beautifully done<font color="#CCCCCC"> now call it you you</font> watch the show<font color="#E5E5E5"> watch my own shadow no I</font> don't want you got<font color="#CCCCCC"> cable I don't have to</font> I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> want you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I don't want you to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> leak cuz you know we</font> were doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> something fishy and I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> want you to pack<font color="#CCCCCC"> Alberto yourself Sports</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> doubting you weren't really throwing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wasn't really throwing I want to show</font> you the way this works in the gag if you'll see behind<font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Coenen they're</font> electromagnets powerful<font color="#CCCCCC"> lΓ©ger</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> turn them</font> all which please Robbie<font color="#CCCCCC"> when I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> throw a</font> knife up against it let it go Robbie<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> just sticks right<font color="#E5E5E5"> there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all I got to do</font> turn<font color="#E5E5E5"> it already is get in the general</font> let it go<font color="#E5E5E5"> get in the general vicinity</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and that electromagnet will pull it</font> right into place<font color="#CCCCCC"> so really anyone can</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">throw knives which is a matter of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> phat</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Conan</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you want to throw</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are you shit</font> worse<font color="#CCCCCC"> really I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> still read along no I</font> don't know<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> put your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> left</font> your right<font color="#E5E5E5"> handed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> uh yeah put</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your love</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> a left foot on the wife put your</font> right foot<font color="#E5E5E5"> back a little bit okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> take</font> the knife here corner right all you got to do is all right<font color="#CCCCCC"> no no from</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the handle</font> come<font color="#E5E5E5"> on come to handle but isn't it cool</font> to throw<font color="#E5E5E5"> it like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> did<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if you're a lot closer that's</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> shooting the gun sideways you look</font> cool but you miss<font color="#CCCCCC"> so um right back like</font> hope I don't miss<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you won't miss</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a Tulpa all you gonna do now I'm not</font> counting for you I'm counting for Robbie <font color="#E5E5E5">it's very important one two three and</font> throw on the imaginary four okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> and the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">electromagnets I'll just sucker</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">decorated</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay we go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">y'all set</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> coat it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ah we're gonna do it</font> yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay you're sure</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Bob can I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really throw it harder I'm not too hard</font> just hard<font color="#CCCCCC"> enough it to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get here you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't want over over okay okay let's go</font> tonight okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right and ready and I gotta go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wide if you I mean thank you no I'm not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're not supposed to have control of</font> it it's supposed<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be the magnet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> okay so don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> try to do anything</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> ready just go baby go one<font color="#CCCCCC"> Cho</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">conent</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what did</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> i do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was know</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> very</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cool when I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doing when</font> you first started when I first started counting<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're looking in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> general</font> area<font color="#E5E5E5"> right as I hit to your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> attentional</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right to my mouth</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I have what's gonna do</font> is gonna put some torque on it<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> okay and<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna throw off the</font> magnet<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I want you to point put the</font> blindfold on<font color="#CCCCCC"> you again</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want me</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> put the black yeah they can throw</font> much better<font color="#CCCCCC"> some</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people want to see me</font> throw a knife at you with a black which <font color="#CCCCCC">is much more impressive though</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for actually you're holding it like a</font> like a pencil<font color="#CCCCCC"> just really grip it down</font> like a baseball<font color="#CCCCCC"> like a very sharp metal</font> base oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> dear</font> we don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> even let go of weirdly gonna go</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> time Conan and ready and one two</font> three<font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">throat</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> though good okay good</font> good take a look<font color="#E5E5E5"> on him take a look</font> nicely<font color="#CCCCCC"> done coated nicely done</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Bolton</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">lines hold their footing right there I</font> am really good at<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes very good is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Nocona hi</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yes and the same thing but</font> this time don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> balk really do throw on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">four makes it easier yes sir okay I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't okay I'm fine we got I trust you</font> here<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tow</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tray drop boom</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chica</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whoa ah yes uh</font> another<font color="#CCCCCC"> half inch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> higher you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wouldn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really got me I I don't I guess it was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> map</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I wasn't standing there that was</font> the last<font color="#E5E5E5"> place</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you were looking I guess</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in up let</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me do I let me do one</font> more<font color="#E5E5E5"> pull to the map at home people pull</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> down</font> let's do<font color="#E5E5E5"> what one more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for you here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">got you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> get your okay here we go</font> you're sure it's like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> positive no</font> really uh really<font color="#CCCCCC"> let it rip this time</font> let it rip this time<font color="#CCCCCC"> twenty four and one</font> two<font color="#CCCCCC"> three throw</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cool</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> God</font> John you know you bastard yo<font color="#CCCCCC"> dawg</font> thanks for<font color="#E5E5E5"> natural born</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> name throw and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">go watch the show</font> let me see that and Andy<font color="#CCCCCC"> ready we got</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nothing to say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to him you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shut up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> farts</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as far as he</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> knows he was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">throwing not one thing sure I was</font> worried for like a millisecond that <font color="#CCCCCC">maybe I hurt you until hey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you guys got</font> to get some better fake it was cold in the studio<font color="#CCCCCC"> do you want to mess up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">vest for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you here it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like a blood</font> yarmulke here<font color="#E5E5E5"> spend more money on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know what happened</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> watch the tape</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you Shana Ron and thank you very</font> much it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> always</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fun</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Ted and tell</font> everybody treat Williams<font color="#E5E5E5"> coming up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at</font> you
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Channel: conanfan33
Views: 303,926
Rating: 4.9000382 out of 5
Keywords: Penn, Teller, Knives, Conan, O'Brien
Id: yQU85-H0GjI
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Length: 8min 50sec (530 seconds)
Published: Sat Feb 06 2010
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If you want to see a talk show host genuinely terrified by a magic trick involving sharp objects, check out this clip of Keith Barry on Ellen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZO-3E-vn0

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 73 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/LETS_MAKE_IT_AWKWARD πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 13 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies

I think my main problem with this bit is that Conan doesn't sell it very well.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 46 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/36yearsofporn πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 13 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies

Not their best bit, Ive seen them do the 3 cups a long time ago.The room was silent after they finished.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 25 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Boxdog πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 13 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies

Conan had to have known for his own throws. He could feel the tension on the string/knife.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 15 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Realsan πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 13 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies

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Mentalist on Ellen 35 - If you want to see a talk show host genuinely terrified by a magic trick involving sharp objects, check out this clip of Keith Barry on Ellen:
Penn and teller cups and balls 17 - Not their best bit, Ive seen them do the 3 cups a long time ago.The room was silent after they finished.
Magician stabs nail through hand 9 - Well, sometimes it's entertaining. I guess it really depends on the skill level of the magician.
Penn Jillette Talks About His 2nd Appearance On "Late Night w/ David Letterman" & The Actual Segment 6 - Penn Jillette talking about his time on Letterman
(1) Penn & Teller Explain Ball & Cups on Jonathan Ross 2010.07.09 (Part 2) (2) Penn & Teller - Shadows (3) β€ͺPenn & Teller: The great nail gun trick 1 - Here's a better video quality of the same trick, though it lacks the gravitas of the above. For the record, my favourite Teller trick is Shadows, where he prunes a shadow rose and the leaves fall off the real rose. Although Nail Gun is also ...

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πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 4 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Mentioned_Videos πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 13 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies

This started strong and ended with me saying "There's no way Conan can sell this thing home".

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 2 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/DontTrustTheChef πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 14 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies

Knife Trolling!

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 1 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/iewiah πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 14 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies

hardly any laughter for anything Conan said. oh how times change.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 1 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/mikeridesbikes πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jul 14 2015 πŸ—«︎ replies
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