Pathetic Loser Tries to Get Free Motorcycle

today I thought it'd be nice to give you all a free lesson in negotiating negotiations when it comes to doing business are a bit of a headache a nuisance and it's just this push and pull battle back and forth and sometimes it just doesn't go your way but what if it did every single time what if every time you entered into a negotiation you knew you would be victorious you want to get yourself a new Stanley Cup but don't feel like forking over 50 clams for it well then it's it's time to employ this negotiating tactic and get yourself a 100% off discount that [ __ ] will be free in fact this is so effective that they'll probably start paying you to take the items away from them it's just it's that powerful I first learned this forbidden Jutsu from an anonymous hero on the Facebook Marketplace who really opened my eyes to it so I want to do the same for you and I'll just go ahead and say it now you're welcome so it all begins with an individual trying to sell their motorcycle on the Facebook Marketplace and then they received this message and I don't think they were prepared for this that motorcycle was as good as gone the second this was sent so they reach out and they say hello I know this is a lot to ask but would you consider letting me have the motorcycle for free pause that's how you do it right there immediately letting his intentions be known there's no guesswork here there's really no haggling either it's like excuse me have you considered letting me have this for free I know you're trying to sell it for money but what about just letting me have it now I don't want to scare you away with science but I do want to dive a bit deeper here on why this is so effective there's a psychological explanation for this people love to have their questions answered with another stupider question it makes us feel great it's it's like this nice euphoric high it's like smoking the crack pipe but much worse so in this instance I know the guy selling his motorcycle had never even for a [ __ ] iota of a second considered just giving away away his motorcycle for free to a total stranger but now that the idea has been planted in his head by that stranger it's given him a lot to think about and that changes the whole dynamic of the negotiation now all the power is on the guy who's asking for it for free you see how it works it's a very it's very clever this is we're dealing with a true genius and he wastes no time getting very personal here to get an emotional investment from the seller trying to tug on his heartstrings so he's going for like this extreme ex powerful one two combination wallup here to try and get this bike for free so he says it's for my elderly dad and he lost his C due to financial issues and he is dirt poor on a super low pension and I don't work as I'm looking after him until I get another job as I lost my trucking company to a [ __ ] rotten and then he drops a slur if that doesn't bring a tear to your eye then I don't know what will you have no soul his elderly father he lost his car due to Financial issues and now he needs a motorcycle as all elderly men need like how is he supposed to get from point A to point B without a free motorcycle now what do you expect them to do walk it's ridiculous he's elderly and the the individual here doesn't have a job to ride for him so he's doing the best he can to get him some Transportation which just happens to be a [ __ ] motorcycle maybe he's trying to get his dad killed I have no idea maybe this is all an elaborate assassination plot I am looking for someone with a heart that is willing to help a person in need and then caps lock my dad is 78 years old and is at his breaking point and the next person who refuses to say yes and help will be held responsible if anything happens to my dad as he is ready to let go of life so now the stakes have never been higher his father is 78 years old at his Breaking Point the only thing keeping him alive is the hope of a free motorcycle will you do it do you have a heart to save his life because if he doesn't get get this motorcycle godamn it it's going to be the end of him and even if he gets the motorcycle it's going to be the end of him then too but in a much bigger Blaze of Glory I think I imagine it's 78 years old and in as rough as shape as this guy describes him that motorcycle would be his vessel straight to [ __ ] Valhalla that would that would be messy but it's what he wants all right and are you going to do it or not are you going to follow the Lord's wishes and treat Thy Neighbor the way thy would like to be treated with a free motorcycle because if you don't you will be responsible for it so keep that in mind Buster I think this is negotiating at its finest form so he's pulling out all the stops here for the free motorcycle trying to get the Waterworks going with a Saab story but immediately drops a [ __ ] slur in the middle of it and then caps locks a threat to this is an unhinged Maniac we're dealing with today I usually blank out the Facebook profile pictures and these kind of messages but this one is just so fitting because he has a clown as his profile pick and it is it couldn't be more poetic because this guy is truly a [ __ ] loser clown so he comes back saying I keep asking till you answer me the guy trying to sell the motorcycle says no thank you and then even gets this warning beware of common scams using payment apps so I'm guessing this got flagged internally or something I don't exactly know how Facebook Marketplace Works in that regard but then he goes so you're okay with putting money over a person's life and he just goes has this ever worked for you his strategy is very clear he's trying to like play off of people's good nature like my my father needs this motorcycle he doesn't he doesn't have a car right now and he doesn't have money to pay for this motorcycle and I don't have money to pay for the motorcycle cuz I'm taking care of my dad cuz I'm a good person like come on you're going to really value money over someone's life you're going to try and sell this motorcycle for thousands of dollars as opposed to just give it to my to me and my dad for free which would actually save his life oh my God you're disgusting you are despicable scum and when it becomes clear that this guilt trip song and dance isn't working he tries something very different actually yes in the past it worked because years ago there were good-hearted people that would give you the shirt off their back to help a person in need a shirt is also significantly cheaper than a godamn motorcycle you absolute Heathen now all you is a bunch of cold Ed money hungry bastards and I am very disgusted by that I have no doubt that he like spit gross won't even give me free motorcycle yucky my lawyer actually told me that if anything happens to my dad because someone told him and no and it pushed him over the edge I can file a lawsuit so far I have 20 people's names and Facebook accounts who have refused to help me I have passed those on to my lawyer in case anything happens yeah that makes sense doesn't have money to pay for the motorcycle begging for it for free yet somehow has money for a lawyer for this that's about as believable as me being over 6 ft tall what a bunch of [ __ ] hoey my dad told me if anyone else tells him no there will be major hell to pay this guy actually speaks like a child on Xbox Live making threats um my dad actually works for Infinity Wards so if any of you guys kill me in this game and I don't win you're all getting banned this goofball has that same kind of energy to these m messages here while he's begging for a free motorcycle trying to get some kind of so story guilt trip going it's [ __ ] brutal so let's take let's take a a bit of a dive here on his last couple of statements so he's saying that he has a lawyer that has told him he can file a lawsuit if something happens to his dad because someone refused him free [ __ ] basically that's such an entertaining idea to play around with like you can't tell this guy no because he's old and he might die so be careful so he's trying to get the legal threats out there if if pops kicks the bucket if he buys the farm because you didn't give him a free motorcycle I'm taking you to court so you better give me the free motorcycle the guy's like sweating like oh my God all right I've got to give him the free motorcycle I really wanted to get a couple thousand dolls out of this cuz I paid so much for it but this guy's Dad's life is on the line and then I'm threatened with a legal lawsuit like what did he possibly think would happen no one's going to buy this story nobody in the world no rational person in their right mind would get these messages and think anything of them Beyond wow this person that is talking to me right now actually needs some kind of mental health evaluation because this is unhinged it's also super laughable how he tries to make his dad come in here at the end as like the big head honcho tough guy my dad said if anyone tells him no there will be major hell to pay in what way he's 78 [ __ ] years old and apparently has no way of getting around and has some demented loser of a son that's trying to get free [ __ ] for him on Facebook Marketplace what is he going to do what major hell is there going to be to pay there's nothing getting paid you're just asking for [ __ ] for free in the most pathetic way possible that's the worst threat ever I have no doubt in my mind this has never worked for him shocker I don't believe he's actually got 20 people's names in Facebook accounts in some kind of dossier that he's about to send to his lawyer to Sue or if he does the lawyer is just going to be trying to hose him for money off of this absolute cringe like this is just ridiculous you can't sue someone cuz they declined to give you something for free when they weren't even offering it for free to begin with like the you can't tell my dad no what the what the [ __ ] is that it's so wild it's so weird so yeah I just wanted to talk about this a little bit you might want to try this negotiating tactic though once or twice just to see how it goes maybe it might be worth trying why not let it rip it seems like a good good time a good bunch of fun that's really about it see you

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Published: Mon Jan 29 2024