Most Delusional Influencer Ever

there is no shortage of awful entitled influencers but today I've got a real special goofball the show with all of you his name is icy Wyatt and he was recently arrested for pistol whipping some guy during an incident of road rage and now the body camera footage has just been released of the arrest and he seems to be one of the most insufferable people I've ever seen in the content creators fear he's a tick tock star a word used very Loosely here he has about a million followers there but I'm pretty sure like half of that's gotta be Bots or legitimate lobotomy victims because he gets no engagement and people just make fun of him there so I don't know how that number even got so high to begin with I assume it's just people that like shooting spitballs at him and giving him wedgies online because that's all he seems to be used for just this little punching bag on Tick Tock for them to make fun of and he's so proud of that with a gun the calls continued to filter in yeah there's a guy driving around lady was pushing pushing a little shoulder with some peers in the shopping center this fairy tale unfolds in the beautiful land of dreams that's near and dear to my heart Florida Florida has done it again with yet another Banger I'm sure you've all just expected by default that this happened in Florida and you're correct in that assumption it did now on the day of the road rage a ton of 9-1-1 calls flooded in because there was a pink SUV that was driving recklessly almost hitting a woman and her children and eventually culminating with him hitting another man with the gun that he was waving around like it was some kind of [ __ ] toy now there is a video that exists showing him driving recklessly in this parking lot though it cuts off before any of the pistol whipping stuff but you can at least see the way that he handles his little clown mobile here he drives like he's in GTA online but is also lagging he is a [ __ ] driver he almost wrecks and he does almost hit someone in this video after he hit him yes he was chasing them inside the parking lot oh okay [Music] good [ __ ] icy Wyatt you just graduate from doofus school as valedictorian you [ __ ] idiot absolute piece of [ __ ] uh apparently him in that truck had recently got into a bit of a tiff on the road where I see why it was accusing him of Brit checking him because he recognized icy Wyatt's car and wanted his attention this guy is so [ __ ] delusional that he thinks everyone in the world knows who he is because he's like the second coming of Christ so he thought he got cut off and Brake checked by that truck because it was a fan trying to get his attention and eventually it ended up with this situation you just saw and then it led further into icy pulling out a gun threatening him and then eventually just hitting him with the gun hey put the car in park all right put both your hands out the window put your hands out the window put both of your hands out the window cam we're not [ __ ] with you I don't know who I am nope it's almost impressive how unlikable Wyatt is he chose the one sentence that'll immediately make everyone in the world hate you the cops are confronting him and he's like you guys don't know who I am I have a million followers on Tick Tock that means I'm above the law put the guns down guys it's not a big deal I can pistol whip whoever I want I I'm a tick tock Superstar you guys oh you must want autographs okay I get it sorry Wyatt is clearly suffering from terminal clout hunger there is no cure he's become delusional he's in the final stages of it he can no longer separate reality from fiction he is trapped in this delusion this fantasy land where a million followers on Tick Tock means the whole world knows who you are he holds himself up like he's Jesus Christ because he has a million followers and the laws don't apply to him anymore he's he's achieved the level that normal Mortals can't get to because he has a small Tick-Tock audience a million followers is a ton but his actual core audience is not a million like I said nobody engages with this guy unless they're throwing Tomatoes at him and booing him it's like that episode of SpongeBob where the guy in the Crowd Goes oh brother this guy stinks that's why it's whole life what's up you come up here to make fun of icy too I know he's pathetic I know I know though Wyatt denies he has a gun in his vehicle several witnesses allege that they saw him with one where's his keys this thing got keys why it's lecturing the police like he's the substitute teacher in a Rowdy classroom show some respect I'm a Tick-Tock star please have some decency I'm above you it's it is infuriating everything Wyatt says is like the worst dialogue options in a video game that make you hate the [ __ ] character you're playing as he is actually finding all of the worst possible responses that would make even his biggest fans hate him it's so impressive it is a Speed Run for the most unlikable Tick Tock star ever so he wasn't really cooperating with the officers they do eventually tackle him they get him like a [ __ ] Goldberg Spear and it was pretty satisfying to watch I'm not gonna lie because this guy's a [ __ ] douchebag and deserved it so I think that busted up his nose a little bit which is why you'll see him with a bloody nose and then he apparently denied having a gun despite so many witnesses saying he did and he eventually just gave them permission to search the car and they immediately found the gun it wasn't even a difficult scavenger hunt the Easter Bunny would be disappointed he did not hide the eggs well here they found the gun the second they got to the car basically of something else to say about the incident I don't hit nobody well they're saying otherwise and they described the gun and everything and there was somebody else girlfriend can't be a witness to uh was she with you yes I pulled that I pulled the gun out to show them through the window like don't put me and they all went back in their car because they attacked him so what are you trying to do so far just like defend the hillbillies who got punched in the face of the gun well if they got pistol with their gun and their victims his girlfriend heroically arrives at the scene it's the fourth quarter I see why it's down by quite a bit but now his girlfriend is here to really help win the game for him except she's playing for the other team she comes here and immediately confirms that icy whiny Wyatt was lying once again [ __ ] weasel she immediately validates the claims of the pistol whipping happening she confirms that Wyatt did in fact hit them with his gun something that Wyatt is denying having happened at all she swooped in here and offered key evidence against her boyfriend Wyatt here it was [ __ ] Poetic Justice she came in here and just told the truth which is a real thorn in the side to Wyatt pistol whipping is no joke that [ __ ] can be fatal like that is very dangerous but luckily for the victims of the assault here Wyatt's got some wet noodles for arms he's got the scrawniest little arms I've seen since Slenderman so he wasn't able to generate enough Force to like really hurt them but it was enough to still cause a bit of damage to one of the victims as I understand it now his girlfriend does say that that truck was like speeding around them so that's the attack she's referring to I believe he's a victim of being attacked while driving they were speeding in front of him so you guys not aware like the full story we heard that there was some some kind of a road rage incident that started as a really an attack though this isn't Twisted Metal they didn't speed in front of him and start dropping Spike trips and homing missiles out the backfiring [ __ ] Torpedoes at Wyatt in his vehicle it sounds like it was an instance of them maybe cutting him off or speeding around him and he took it personally and got really offended and then went way way way Hog Wild with the whole thing following and following them into that parking lot and getting Reckless and pray crazy hitting them with the gun all that [ __ ] you can't say python actually by law they are allowed to take his phone this is my possession so now you're in a vse now you're gonna be a thieves you're under arrest you're not allowed to have a phone okay wow unfortunately that was going too far for Wyatt the good boy was about to go bad he never envisioned a world without his phone in the palm of his hands so when they took his phone he was [ __ ] flabbergasted and now he's got a chip on his shoulder he gets real unpleasant and even more obnoxious and annoying you don't see any problem with this you don't see the problem by somebody with a bright pink car who is famous online gets with on the on the freeways all the time and that's why I carry a gun that is it that is you said legal was in Florida it is legal in Florida to have a cleaner car there's nothing so where can you prove show me the video proof where I hit him with a gun there is video proof of the reckless driving and nearly hitting people in the parking lot and the victim who got pistol whipped showed the injuries and his girlfriend also confirm from the pistol whipping so I'd say there's a high level of confidence behind the pistol whipping being the real story and why it being full of [ __ ] just a load of dirty Barnacles it's almost impossible not to laugh at Wyatt in fact after Wyatt got even more Rowdy and rambunctious and insulting the officers starting to kick them and [ __ ] they started making fun of him too they started calling him Joe Exotic and when they were bringing him into the police station they said welcome Tiger King and that gave me a hearty giggle I actually thought that was a pretty good one Wyatt is just a [ __ ] clown so his statement here he drives a bright pink SUV and people [ __ ] with him all the time on the freeway because he's famous so they recognize his car and mess with him while he's driving which is why he carries a gun how delusional do you have to be he actually has a mental illness he has main character syndrome he believes that since he has a high number of followers on Tick Tock everyone in the world knows him and every everyone in the world is out to get him or you know try and get his attention they're all vying for his attention and they'll do anything to get it it's like not on the back of his head no but there are independent Witnesses not everybody knows who you are it doesn't matter everybody this is where I think his delusion is actually kind of dangerous and scary so he obviously can't tell the truth under any circumstances I guess [ __ ] Wonder Woman's lasso of Truth to be useless against this guy I don't know if he's ever been honest about anything ever like all he does is lie he's full-blown Pinocchio here he doesn't have 58 million followers you absolute goober you have a million followers on Tick Tock which is your only platform really very odd thing to lie about but then it gets into what I consider a very scary territory where he's talking about how people make [ __ ] up about him all the time because he's so famous everyone on Tick Tock and Instagram has seen his face before he the dude must be trapped in like a Perpetual genjutsu straight out of Naruto he is in a paranoid delusion not everyone in the world knows who he is and not everyone is out to get him holy [ __ ] I said you don't know one other thing that he's done multiple times throughout the conversation and does many more throughout the conversations going forward is he calls her baby girl it's it's like making my skin crawl it's so [ __ ] cringe she'll call her baby girl sometimes it's really creepy but I mean clearly he is mentally unwell someone swerving into your lane is not a fan trying to get your attention holy [ __ ] nobody tastes you though what you didn't get taste okay I'm not gonna tease you I'm just saying you didn't get tased because you just said so I actually think there's a good chance he's on drugs right now he starts rambling about absolutely nothing like tasing from out of nowhere and then she's like well you didn't get tased and we're not gonna tase you and then he took that like as a threat so then he makes a threat back saying that if she tased him he'd [ __ ] her up and go to the go to jail for the rest of his life hey I don't think you could [ __ ] up anyone you would probably lose in a fight to an inflatable wacky arm flailing tube man you are not built for fighting you would get your ass beat you would get turned inside out so I don't know why he's threatening physical violence against this woman and I don't know how stupid you have to be to threaten physical violence against a police officer too she was very very patient with this guy because she just brushed it off and laughed at him I guess because he is so pathetic all you can really do is laugh at someone that's this embarrassing of a person but God damn like he is so [ __ ] dumb it's unreal you're dumb girl am I you're real dumb you might want to try modeling um that definitely can't do that definitely can't do that is what I'm talking about when he just goes off on these weird [ __ ] tangents saying that she needs to do Molly so she can shut the [ __ ] up like what are you talking about man like I don't even think he's in the same Dimension that the rest of the planet is in he is all over the place I really do think that the entire day he spent in like some kind of [ __ ] meth-induced Haze or some [ __ ] he is actually just all over the place why come on now things really popped off when they told them that he can't really take the jewelry into jail with him so he put up a big fuss he eventually started kicking the officers and now he's facing a lot of charges I think he goes to trial next month so I'm really curious to see how that plays out because for some reason he seems to believe that he's in the right so he started threatening lawsuits against the officers after he was kicking them and [ __ ] so very goofy uh situation here very goofy guy and I just had to talk about this what an insufferable little [ __ ] so yeah that's a that's icy Wyatt for you someone I'm sure none of you have ever heard of before and will most likely forget about very quickly because he's just a forgettable little worm of a person that's really about it so yeah

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Length: 16min 1sec (961 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 17 2023