Parents Share Most Absurd Things Found On Kids Socials (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

parents of Reddit what is the most absurd thing you have found on your kids social media that my son is an urban explorer he's 14 and I saw some video of him and his friend sneaking into an old Air Force Base and climbing to the top of an air hangar can I do the inverse my dad recently opened an Instagram account and within 10 minutes of having it managed to accidentally upload a screenshot of our witty password to it like I have no idea how he managed that even put a filter on it for some reason my middle-aged uncle accidentally posted a picture of his erect pen15 to Facebook once it took him about an hour to work out how to delete it in the meantime there were a lot of apology statuses frequently asked questions' edit a lot of people saw it my uncle is a Londoner and Londoners are very good at taking the piss the image is burned into my brain it was thick but kind of stubby it did not look like a vulva not super similar but related my mom gave me and my sister Diaries when we were about 14 - 15 and I'm stantly knew it was a trap and they would read it so I drew a monster-truck and some stick figures doing kung fu then left it my sister instantly decided to write about the dude she ducked under the pier and how she had been smoking weed every day and how much she hated my parents I have never seen someone dig themselves a grave so deep so fast they read them the minute we left for school in the morning hopped on my nephews tablet and proceeded to pull up the internet browser immediately I was staring at a screen shot of an overweight homeless looking Santa knocking the cornhole out of a much younger mrs Claus I immediately asked my nephew what kind of research he was doing with his Santa video and his face turned fire engine red and he scurried back to his room when my twins were young elementary school they were looking up the simpsons and accidentally came across cartoon Simpsons pornography the computer was in the living room so I heard them giggling and turned to see two guilty little faces so hard not to laugh and so disturbing what a conversation the sight of Milhouse and Lisa is forever burned into my retinas okay it should be my parents telling this story but here goes so when I was a youngin and just exploring the internet I would usually just go on Disney Channel to play games but I wanted to find more sites with fun girly stuff on them so of course I just went to girls calm well that took me right to a porn site and my little self was like whoops and closed it right away well apparently my dad had been looking at the browser history and noticed so my dad is interrogating my two older brothers asking who was looking at porn and they of course said it wasn't them my dad was persistent with trying to get them to confess until I come down the stairs and confess that it was me my brothers had the biggest sigh of relief not a parent but when I was a kid I found an adult flash game website I would go on it whenever I had a chance eventually my mom found out and she told my dad to talk to me about it my dad and I got into the car and he started this serious talk about how the Internet is a very powerful tool I felt really guilty then he told me how to erase the browsing history ant of Reddit I was trying to figure out my nieces age but it was too late to call my mom and ask I remembered she has an Instagram account and I thought that might help me figure out how old she is I looked her up she has the standard tween and Stabilo about what activities she likes and a list of like 15 of her BFS immediately followed by pondering and I quote mostly why do people hate me she's 12 she is definitely 12 daughter was six at the time she was supposed to be asleep and I go to charge up her Kindle and can't find it go to her room and quietly sneak in I find her watching a video under a blanket it's Popular Mechanics and how to build your own windmill she had a mock model in the corner of the room she was working on definitely whilst expecting that when he was little my brother once wanted to help us find a cool new first-day order for my mom's birthday he image searched fun bags and my parents had to answer a lot of questions when I was 8 or 9 I typed back.com into the search bar because I was with a friend and trying to be funny not thinking there could actually be a real website there we were shocked to see that it was a real website with lots of naked ladies we both ran screaming out the room and I wouldn't go near the computer for days I have two quick stories when I was a little girl I wanted to play some barbie games or look at girls stuff so I went to girls calm went downstairs to my mom crying in order to rat myself out my little sister had something similar happened she wanted to look out new bikes in order to decide what to ask Santa for she went to big dicks calm hoping to see big big sporting goods instead she saw a lot of schlong guess it runs in the family I found out my daughter played a massive role in a series of events to plague our town she went to a party at the bad boys house with her friend who had a crush on Sid bad boy my daughter was such a good girl and honestly kind of nerdy but she went anyways to be a wing woman for her friend my daughter ended up cutting her hand while trying to shotgun a beer her friend then proceeded to deter to lose her virginity to the bad boy meanwhile my daughter was never seen again as she was dragged into the pool and the upside down by the Dima Gorgon oh dear God reading this makes me realize how much my parents probably saw in my search history before I knew about incognito mode not a parent but this happened with a person i knows kid he was printing out pornographic images and putting them in the elementary library books he also fought a shop the librarians head on to a naked whoa man and passed it around school and he would sexually harass her all the time telling her to suck his big dick he also started downloading big big pics to send to girls he was ten years old he's in juvie now pictures of my daughter eleven posing quite harmlessly that went on to bump shots wearing shorts someone pretending to be a 14 yo girl asked her to do these shots for a modeling competition and sent similar shots so she knew how to pose she eventually stopped the conversation the pics came through to my iPad linked devices police got involved and also co-op they're resonated from an account in South Africa so Interpol took over the case and we will probably never get an update Instagram never even bothered to respond to my report not exactly social media plus my kids are pretty young but we let them watch YouTube kids and I saw them watching videos of Marvel Disney DC characters that were dressed a family in the spider-man mungus pregnant just to let you know there's a lot of seriously ducked up videos featuring child-friendly characters on YouTube many of them are able to bypass filters by using certain keywords and can even end up on the out of kids app what you described sounds like it could be what I'm thinking of edit our Elsa got yatta be this was probably the early 2000s me and my buddy were off school for the summer and he would hang out my house occasionally we'd look at porn on the family computer one day my dad comes home from work and comes downstairs and says hey you guys missed the bus I'm like ooh ha it's summer there's no school my dad responds the bangbus mother of god we forgot to close the ducting browser I have a six year old boy and a five year old girl who are pretty obsessed with the out of gamers they narrate their play like they are performing for subscribers and my son actually figured out how to post videos to YouTube I did not find this out until they had posted a few already they had ridiculous titles where one of them had obviously just been using the next suggested word so it came out like the ghost of the wealthy but if they didn't then deserve and it would be a video of my foot while I was asleep on the couch and you hear one of them say fort and then giggle madly and then the video cuts out edit unfortunately these videos had long been deleted I'm not sure if there's some way to recover them but I'll look into it if people are that interested any to know luck on the videos they are gone for good sorry or here are the kids in Lincoln link or cosplay as a consolation prize in good comm when I was 16 I got caught sneaking out of the house they never did find out I snuck out to have sex however I was grounded awhile year mostly because they found all the naked pictures I had taken of myself and sent to my ldr boyfriend who lived in another state they demanded the password for my laptop and searched the whole thing my myspace my xanga although my age is showing and saw all the embarrassing things I had wrote on them all the internet history porn searches the look on my dad's face when he realized the tiny thumbnails of a naked girl were his daughter many of them in very sexual poses I have never been more embarrassed in my life to this day I do not know why my mom had to call my father and stepmother over to go through my laptop divorced guess she didn't think it would be that bad it was edit ducting iPhone eyes any too holy sheet this has been my biggest ever comment I've been sick all day this has made me smile to know I'm not the only person who has been through this thanks everyone the old friend of mine has a younger brother with some disabilities mostly mental when he lived at home with him around the age of 16 my friend caught him humping his peen don't ask to bondage rapper simple he later made an account on a sort of fetish or swinger website with a profile saying he was looking for someone to come to the family house and punish him he used part of his tugboat money to pay for a taxi ride for a woman old enough to be his mother to come to their house for this and she actually showed up but she arrived as their parents came home and they had to meet he quickly tried to make up a story about house claiming but she was firm and direct with the explanation from then on he had absolutely no internet access with his brother going so far as to remove connection ports components from his computer to stop hot-wiring of any kind these days he lives in an adult care home where he still has absolutely no internet access there was an incident in 2014 where he stole someone's smartphone and locked himself in a closet speeding through porn and trying to access his fetish site account until the battery died and he was lured back out with food not my kid but on Halloween I saw a post on my 17 year old cousin snapchat that was a selfie captioned verbatim any girls trying to come over here and suck on this spooky big dog and get festive with some pumpkin spice lattes I immediately facepalm then laughed my ass off for a solid 15 minutes back before there was Google there was a search engine called hot bet lots of porn sites like to use meat attacks that children would search for whatever reason we had a computer room where all computers were in the same room so that we can monitor our children when they were on their computers one time out of the blue I hear my approximately 10 year old son say how do I get this off my computer there is a naked lady spread-eagle on his computer screen because he was searching for Star Wars but my husband did not miss a beat he turned to my son and said one day some you'll be asking me how you get that onto your computer edit grammar one time when my brother was like seven or eight we walked in on him searching poop on Google Images he was definitely too young for anything sexual and I think he was just bored and thought it would be funny was pretty weird not technically a parent bit an older sister so my little brother when he was around seven ish had a search history of naked women and such and when my mother found out and confronted him he cried and was saying he just wanted to be like Jack from the Titanic by drawing naked women and he had a few pages of his attempted drawings that my 12 year old son searched for Pro study tips no joke my son trying to study harder never a million years and lives would I have expected this late to the party and maybe not exactly what Opie asked for but here goes my sir was looking something up on YouTube at her sister's place and the search bar autofill defaulted to sexy girls with nipples you can see through third tops my souls niece is six needless to say her parents were mortified and doubled down on the parental controls a friend from works son goes to a fairly strict Catholic school one day I was walking out to my car and she was outside yelling on the phone and generally freaking out I waited around she usually has a lot of funny drama going on she hangs up the phone looks at me and starts hyperventilating and then laughs hysterically I was like girl what is going on she said her son's principal called she and her husband need to come to the school immediately that her son will fill her in on the rest she continues to tell me her son said he got caught looking at naked ladies on the Internet and the principal printed out his search history he searched boobie prone and lady parts during class she was yelling at her husband on the phone telling him about the situation and all he had to say was we should have taught him how to delete the history was that my friend's place around the age of 10 - 12 when my parent called me home randomly I run in the front door and both my parents are sitting in the living room and immediately asked me to spell the word six I do and then they tell me to send my brother over brother runs over he'd be around nine - ten and doesn't come back turns out he searched for girls having six butts pelted six had a co-worker bringing her kid during the summer so that she could run him to the local middle school for football practice when she took her break at nine since I was in training at the time I was sitting with her at her desk and mine was not in news to keep him occupied I'd log into my computer and then she'd pull up you out up so he could watch the watch me whip song because apparently kids will watch that sheet for hours well one day she goes over to check in on him and says in a confused voice who the heck is Ed Gein so it turned out that it was still logged into my yata profile where I had taken to watching documentaries about serial killers and the kid had clicked on one of the recommended videos oopsies well I have childlike parents weirdest thinks so far was having to sit down and have a talk with my mother about how something's on Facebook are not real my extended family lives in Houston and during hurricane Harvey my mother was driving my elderly relatives to hysteria by emailing them horribly photoshopped pictures of Houston landmarks submerged under 50 feet of water followed by its a Biblical Flood the world is ending the news is lying to you you are going to die if you don't get in your car and try to drive out of town right now I talked to my stepdad and made him give me her password so I can shut down her account during the next natural disaster I recently discovered my ten-year-old son has been looking up 6 but his computer has parental controls so he was trying to look up 6 on his roblox game my daughters are grown up now but when one of them was around 14 or 15 I opened up her myspace page she was telling all these kids that her mother that would be me was a raging alcoholic she was telling them how I was neglectful and I did t like her at the time I was pregnant with twins working full-time and my husband was gone with the Marines a lot I am NOT a drinker at all obviously we had a long talk she was feeling G left out with all the excitement over the baby's still though it was pretty hurtful it took me a long time to get over that back in middle school my friend was staying the night and was using my laptop to look at his Facebook and talk to his girlfriend the next day his mom picked him up and later that evening I got my laptop so I could add songs to my iPod when I opened it I was greeted by a chat window in full screen and apparently they just got on video chatting and the last words were I'm almost there my little elf here I go Oh while Santa that was huge almost like it was a volcano I quickly closed that window signed out of his staff and sled my laptop under my bed I didn't want any part of what bodily fluids could have been on there edit should add in that both my friend and I were in middle school and were around age 13 or 14 when Twitter became popular my son was about 5-6 years old he came up with a way to tweet vocally throughout the day he would say things like going to play with my trains tweet tweet and bacon for breakfast tweet tweet I was sad when he stopped doing it when I was 11 my mom asked me one day about some Google searches on the family computer including sexy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders I blamed it on the babba sitter and somehow convinced my brother to back me up a couple years later I was caught searching can I see a picture of a girl in a bikini but I wasn't able to blame it on anyone this time around I've since discovered the incognito tab not my kid but my nephew he was diligent upon receiving his phone to get Facebook installed among with an account last year Halloween I walked by him on his phone and glanced at a video of an explosion turns out he liked a page of people blowing up not just any sheet but the actual sheet that comes out of our asses when confronted he said he was shown from a friend who uploads videos on the page my little brother 16 just got his first somewhat serious girlfriend he's known her for about three months they've been officially a thing for about three or four weeks on one of my elder brother Lee snoops through his facebook Messenger account I found that at some point within the three weeks they've been going out they had a ducking professional couples fought a shooter it honestly looked like the sort of photos that would announce an engagement I've never experienced a feeling like what I did when I saw those pictures we got my young daughter a tablet last Christmas a couple of days later I went to luck something out and the searchbar history had one entry his Santa Claus real a picture with a WETA that said crush a bit little bit roll it up take a hit with the caption had a dope weekend he's nine Instagram privileges revoked fast after that my ten-year-old telling his friends he was grounded for the weekend because I his mother didn't believe him when he told me he opened up the freezer and the cat jumped and ate the donuts his friends all taking his side and saying I was giving him trouble yo [Music]

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Length: 21min 13sec (1273 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 16 2020