Paper Mario but Mario is a psychopath

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing paper mario origami king very relatable game to me because just like mario's paper thin so is my self-esteem let's jump into the game and just like turg i am excited to play this game big fan of mario and a big fan of paper cuts so add my two loves together and it's gotta be a good game oh wait there's no voices okay i guess i gotta do the voices so this is uh luigi isn't this great bro back on the road again together and heading to some kind of festival that's how he sounds right oh wait italian isn't this great bro back on the road again together and head into some kind of festival that's it that's the one oh god damn it mario and luigi forgot about you know the whole lockdown thing no one's at the festival okay this is hitting a little too close to home to be honest i wanted to escape from reality mario come on god luigi's such a chad revving his engine like that i'm going to pack the cart okay i don't want to tip the van luigi it's a bit of a douchebag and he just came straight back i thought that was an excuse to like get luigi away and just play as mario but no he came back they were just like okay just emphasize this heading into the game luigi's a bit of a bastard you know if i was made a paper and all my friends and family were made of paper i wouldn't light my castle up by candlelight it seems like an unnecessary hazard heck is this this is demonic oh good to see you they should have got me to voice peach shouldn't the mushroom kingdom unfold and miri fold it onto glory yeah sure why not just go along with whatever she says it's easier she'll just nag me otherwise you know what peach is like she's a handful going around to different castles all the time and i'd be following her everywhere and what if those don'ts shouldn't they be silenced for all eternity ah sure yeah that's grind as well love yes yeah you're right will you crease yourself and be reborn like me ah sure why not if everyone else is doing it sure peer pressure wrong answer right answer it matters not then why [ __ ] bother asking me okay and then she drops me down the trapdoor that all seemed pointless to be honest with you this guy is asking me to stomp on him he must have a big crush that is the ultimate way to get someone's attention i would let you stomp on my head oh hammer great i don't know how i can pick up this three-dimensional hammer with my two-dimensional hands but i'll give it a go oh i found an exit are you leaving it sounds like you're leaving please help me i'll i'll just leave oh god damn it let me leave perfect sake okay i gotta freeze someone here i wanna look after me is that such a big deal 1 000 fold arms what i all right let me try what is going on what am i looking for why mca all right no i should really try and solve this puzzle i'm looking for someone behind this wall i think there we go what do we got here ah yes mole people i got mole people in the wall whatever that thing was it just folded itself and put it inside my pocket and if mario is anything like me it's gonna stay there for about a year and then i'll find it all crushed up and be like oh yeah well the thing's dead now my god she's all talk please can i get some scissors someone please i love the way they talk it reminds me of the spongebob meme that was the last of them where's the mustache is that how they call me just the mustache i'm mario come on i'm like one of the most famous people in the world open up come get me oh look it's bowser turn him into a paper airplane and throw him off a cliff really solve a lot of the problems mario gets himself into there we go yeah just pull on him oh he almost went into the candle there you see what i mean about candles i did bring this up earlier how come everyone else got like reanimated into origami and bowser over here is like a pizza box imagine you got a pizza delivered in your pizza box like i used to be a king playing whack-a-mole with bowser i have a feeling like it's more fun for me than him though all right let me get out my mr tickle arms and try and find a way out of this room all right so i guess bowser is now my sidekick instead of luigi where i don't even know where the hell he's gone to be honest i'm walking with my face over here poor about struggling up the stairs why are you still so flat stop body shaming me come we can reshape you are you a personal trainer or something because i don't think you're qualified for this i think i want to break up with peach join us yes or no yes he's like oh really you expect me to fall for such a simple trick and it's like no i'm just stupid i'm willing to go along with this i thought we were about to get a music video or something but no i think i'm just about to be attacked or maybe it is a music video no no definitely being attacked oh my god what is this there we go line them up and knock them down okay this was pretty easy i don't know why i'm so scared of these things yeah i'm not really afraid of these things anymore i seem to be just slaughtering them this is actually just kind of sad now what this is just awkward oh wait hold on uh there might be something more serious going on oh my god look at his little hair the comb over he's so misunderstood and it's your brother can you just talk him out of this to save me a lot of time oh no he's summoning paper and the castles made a rock and paper beats rock or screwed were absolutely screwed did anyone bring a scissors and has anyone seen luigi i i fear and hope he is dead i never mind i'm getting saved by a random cop instead ah there's his hat okay luigi dead confirmed mario just gave a little nod not like oh no my bro or anything just like yep he's dead what the hell is he going up there for he's the king and he wants to live there it's all about location location location if you can move your house anywhere why would you put it up there sure he's king but i walk past i'm just kind of leaving mario on this tree he's just stuck and i refuse to free him i'm guessing that twitching of his feet is going to stop soon he's just going to suffocate oh yeah there he goes yeah he stopped wriggling he's he's gone he's dead all right come on mario wakey wakey let's get going empty confetti bag okay great i guess this is the thought that counts i don't see how this is a useful gift okay i filled up with confetti can i fix the world now it's kind of falling apart huzzah my brother is dead oh okay uh turns out confetti doesn't really support the weight of a fully grown man even if he is made out of paper ah there you are honestly you should probably sort out this whole problem i don't really want to get involved with your personal problems you know getting in between you and your bro perhaps this is a game for dr phil maybe all right time to get handsy to progress oh my god mario's strong [Applause] i think i'm upsetting the wildlings in the forest i don't know who it is but someone's watching me ah imagine that someone watching me that's the dream wait what the hell is this i'm playing a matching game okay i can try it oh yes there the show luigi is gone he's just partying my brother is dead wait what was that okay oh right okay yeah that actually that that makes sense yeah i i i figured out the puzzle oh no not that thing i remember that from the game boy game i don't want to bring that back to life ah for [ __ ] sake don't don't please who the hell is this god this game is weird what the wave to do these trees look a bit suspicious we can't go on together with suspicious trees okay no this game won't let me destroy the forest oh wait i can just leave the area all right okay so i didn't really wait what it just brought me right back maybe things will change if we keep going all right i'll just keep going around this path getting brought back oh dear [Music] i knew those trees were suspicious sorry for you know beating the bejesus out here like two seconds ago i apologize about that i need grand sappy's permission to leave he looks kind of sad i guess i'd be sad too if someone caught me above my ankles i'd have no place on the internet then maybe just an only fans of just my feet that seems to be popular apparently after feck's sake really today is a rough day the only thing i got going for me is that my brother is dead mario seems really happy about that he's throwing confetti up in the air and celebrating up mario you committed multiple homicides so let's keep going oh is that their blood and guts all over the place wait so what i've been throwing all the confetti it's been like the organs of my enemies mario's hardcore might as well collect those to throw around later yay i'm wanted for numerous atrocities including but not limited to a homicide i think i might be the bad guy [Applause] normally i wouldn't suggest this but do you think we should try throwing something in there sure let's throw in a flower i mean we already threw in a boom box i think the lake's already ruined paper mario king of illegal dumping and i just realized look at all those trees that were watching me do it well time to start a forest fire i add that to the list of crimes i've committed oh i've lit the entire forest on fire and now mario's realizing he cannot fly out of the situation so he's also going to die but don't worry he welcomes death yay all right i think we're gonna end it there but this game seems really fun i really really like it i played a bit of paper mario on the wii but i didn't get to play that much but i really really enjoyed that one as well and i think this is a game i'm going to continue i think i might stream it plug in my own stream there yeah if uh if you like my content i do stream over on twitch i've got a link in the description but i also post here every day so if you're not a fan of twitch or you can't stand me for more than like 10 minutes at a time i understand but there is more of me to see on youtube at least but i do hope you guys enjoyed the video i really enjoyed this one i thought it was a lot of fun uh i do hope to see you next time as well i really appreciate you watching and uh that's about it hope to see you next time folks bye for now shout out to patreons anniversary abigail alicia alex roland alice wilton almighty peanut amanda gibson amanda shore amber pelkey anaconda kiwi andrew wyatt anna marie annette apollo the kid ariel kelman armando perez ashley murphy asking gabby audrey lee storm autumn jurgens bowling bacon boy bb-8's mum bindin's butt farm penguin 10 berlin birch valley bjorn blossom possum cosplay boosted drake brad jay nicholson brandon greenier brandon peck and bree winter

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 409,340

Rating: 4.9747748 out of 5

Keywords: kevin, callmekevin, kevin1811, funny, moments, gameplay, lets, play, game, cmk, clips, paper mario, paper mario switch, paper mario origami king, paper mario origami king callmekevin, paper mario origami king lets play, paper mario origami king gameplay, paper mario origami king game ep.1, paper mario origami king funny, paper mario origami king funny moments

Id: Kma84LftdJ0

Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Illogical_Blox]

Kevin out here disrespecting the Koopa Clown Car.

[u/DumpsterBaby1010]

It’s just normal paper Mario then