Oxhorn Plays Baldur's Gate 3 - Part 1

foreign just a second here so um during my broadcast yesterday many of you and and I do mean many of you wanted me to play Baldur's Gate 3 today uh because it's the launch day and so I figured I'd go ahead and do an additional surprise Thursday morning live stream for [Music] the launch of Baldur's Gate now uh the way this works is it it was early access for a very long time and because it was early access apparently there's a technical problem that doesn't allow them to pre-load the game to allow you to preload the game so I couldn't preload the game I had to wait [Music] hold on a second trying to figure something out here I had to wait until eight o'clock now I tried installing the version of the game that they had available on there on Steam and when I when I launched it it was um still The Early Access version so I uninstalled The Early Access version I waited until eight o'clock Pacific time which is now which was just a few minutes ago and I started uh installing the game uh but that means we have to wait for it so I think everybody around the globe is doing that right now I've been checking out the community Hub there on Steam and everyone else was saying the exact same thing they had to uninstall The Early Access version and then wait until eight o'clock and then they could download and install the full game which is what we're all doing right now so this might take a little bit I don't know how long it's going to take it's 97 gigabytes and I've downloaded I'm just I just downloaded a gigabyte and a half so I'm thinking maybe we'll be here for 10 minutes or so while we download and install the finally published full version of Baldur's Gate so that gives us a chance to read super chats and check in with everybody for those asking I do intend to do scotch and smoke rings tonight that's right two live streams on Steam and what I do live streams uh today oh God that means eight hours on camera uh well I how long my broadcast is going to be today I'm already kind of tired from yesterday I've been working all night and uh this morning on my lore video so uh no promises maybe I'll maybe I'll do a full four hour broadcast of Baldur's Gate today maybe it'll only be an hour depending on how much I like the game I don't know stick around and find out um we're at 3.61 gigabytes of 97 gigs so it is downloading at a fair clip here so 10 or so minutes and we should have it downloaded and then it's just the installation process I upgraded or updated my graphic drivers in preparation for today's broadcast just so that we don't have any weird crazy things happen but God knows I mean we had just weird crazy things happen yesterday during my Jedi Survivor broadcast including uh the computer completely shutting down and my save files get encorrupted so that was fun um I Googled a bunch of guides yesterday trying to figure out how to uh uncorrupt corrupted save files and there's there's no solution I tried many of the solutions that worked with the Jedi uh last order or Fallen order Jedi Fallen order the last game and none of those worked with Jedi survivor really the only way I'm going to be able to continue playing that game is if I download somebody else's save file that they've published to the Internet and try and get back to where I was in the game but then I'm not going to have any of the customizations for the character that I've got I'll essentially you know lose any connection that I have to Cal that I was playing through so at this point I'm thinking that we're just gonna have to cancel Jedi Survivor because my game files is corrupted at any rate at least we've got Baldur's Gate 3 here to enjoy and it's good to see everybody on Facebook Toby Jessica Alicia and Stephen Stephen says joox I'm really excited to see you play Baldur's Gate I've seen a few things and I can't wait for your reactions I know absolutely nothing about it while I was installing the game I read somewhere that it's based in the Dungeons and Dragons universe that's all I know I've never played Baldur's Gate one or two but from what I gather I don't really have to have played those two games it's a completely different story and um so I should be able to hop right in and you know enjoy the game so that's what I'm hoping for Alicia wolf on Facebook says at work good morning Ox I hope you have a great day I might go get a pack of cigars at lunch hehe well he he Alicia uh well I'm never gonna be the first one to recommend people pick up a cigar habit um that said I I respect your choice to do so if that's your your call um I will say however if if you do choose to smoke cigars don't get gas station cigars right go to a legit cigar shop buy some hand rolled cigars for your first cigar it's okay pay a pretty penny buy a 20 cigar it's just one cigar it's your first cigar you know you're experiencing it or maybe maybe you're an old Pro and I'm not giving you enough credit I don't know but don't skip is what I'm saying don't skip and it's great to see everybody on YouTube today fish key alt Grendel Greg slidey bartfast automatic Beats uh and Julian Z with Greg it's the first Super Chat of the day from Greg a member for 12 months under silver Ox I'm so sorry about what happened in yesterday's stream he says yeah me too I was really enjoying Jedi Survivor I was really uh loving the different lightsaber stances that I was slowly getting a hold of and I was thoroughly enjoying the story especially what was revealed at the very end um of my broadcast yesterday the burgeoning relationship between Cal and uh well the witch I suppose but I'm sad We're not gonna be able to continue that oh well such is life uh Pavel says nice you're playing a game from my recommendation that's the first time in six years I'm giving them well you know what Pavel everything every now and then every now every now and then if you throw enough darts at the dartboard you might get a bullseye right uh and this is this is one of them so I'm glad that I'm playing a game that you approve of finally for the first time I suppose all right we're at uh 11 gigs of 97. so we still got quite a ways to go but uh we're getting there uh pithos Gloom says Baldur's Gate 3 takes place 100 years after the second one and in Universe the ttrpg quote unquote dissent to avernus end quote just happened only things you need to know in my opinion that's all Greek to me I have those apparently are things I need to know but I don't even know what it is that I've just heard that I need to know the Descent to avernus I'm sure they'll explain that in the game as I dive in but it's interesting that this game takes place a hundred years after the second one I think it's safe to say that if the story is a hundred years after the last story yeah we probably don't really need to know the events of the last so I'm betting that if they have any references to the previous games they're going to come up in like little notes that you find scattered around the universe here and there so it's not like a Jedi Survivor where I really wanted to play Jedi Survivor but I had to play uh the previous one uh Fallen order before moving on to Survivor just so that I could get used to all of the characters Alicia says I've been for years now haha I always buy real cigars oh good on you see I knew that yeah I was underestimating you you're an old pro at this well I I hope you enjoy them service the drove says I hope you have fun with this game I don't know if you've ever played Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition but if you have this game should be familiar I've never played it seriously there was a time when I was a kid and my brother was really getting into Dungeons and Dragons and he wanted to be a dungeon master a game master and so he you know put together a few games and I participated every now and then I just pissed him off because he spent all this time and energy putting together a game and then I would just go through and mess it up like we killed an ogre or something and I wanted to chop up the body and harvest the the organs on the black Oregon market and he was just sitting there saying no no you can't do that I'm like what do you mean I can't do that I've got a huge ax here I can chop his heart out and I bet it's worth something there's probably someone out there that wants to make a magical potion with an ogre heart and I've got one right here I want to make some money and then he would just roll his eyes and go okay you can shop the ogre heart great great how much does this am I going to get for this he said well you got to get to town first and find someone willing to buy it he I didn't play with him after that he'd he wasn't interested in playing with me so yeah that's really all of my uh experience with Dungeons and Dragons I haven't seen the movie I haven't really played anything on my own so this is It's kind of new for me like we're rocking this is gonna be my my real first experience with Dungeons and Dragons so I'm excited Christina Sierra says play Borderlands law I've had that recommended many times uh the Borderlands games you know I'm not terribly keen on the art style really the the cell shaded art style but I suppose you can't judge a book by its cover so maybe I should give Borderlands a go odd x with the Super Chat says hi from Rachel I'm super excited to watch you play this with her you're in for a treat thank you very much odd X I know that the Early Access version of the game has been out since 2020. so people have been playing the game for a while now they only released the First Act to this game in the Early Access version so nobody knows the whole story but people are pretty familiar with the game mechanics and all of that so far so there are some people that have a bit of an edge on that this is all going to be new to me but I am excited to be diving through pithos Gloom says you're right sorry it meant just need time period and name LOL thank you petos Gloom but I'm happy to uh to get any tips like if you have any lore anything for me to hear before I dive in that's gonna help me out go ahead and let me know I I I can't wait to read it [Music] Jessica on Facebook says I had to reset my whole laptop last night not pretty much all my settings and apps have to be put back on remind me next laptop no HP laptops all right well I'll definitely do that this is why I like building my own computers because I hate all of that pre-installed software and they want you to sign up for all these subscriptions even with this game which I don't understand the state of gaming in 2023 where you can't play a video game unless you give them your email address and maybe even your phone number and sign up to their newsletter it's like how many games do we have to play where you buy the game with real money you install the game on your computer you launch the game and a screen pops up preventing you from playing it until you sign up with their website it's ridiculous like what if what if you know back in the 90s we would go to GameStop and buy a a disc or something and go home to play it and uh get a knock on the door say no sorry you can't play this game anymore we need your your your address we need your phone number so that we can call you you know just customer satisfaction or something like that I understand that it's becoming customary I mean Red Dead did it with their rock star launcher and then the whole uh Jedi games with the EA launcher but I I hate that I don't like it and I wish they would stop it all right we're at uh 19.32 gigabytes of 97. we're quickly getting along the Raging Krogan a member for 21 months into silver Ox says hello Ox I just finished the first season of Silo it is in many ways like a Fallout vault in some ways it's darker in some ways uh than Fallout vaults are well thank you the Raging Grogan sounds really interesting I believe you came by and recommended Silo to me in the past so uh I'll I'll try and check it out Stephen Schulte on Facebook says tips try to have high Charisma and perks like speak with nature wildlife and speak with the dead okay I like that I I enjoy having high Charisma characters especially since having high Charisma in games like this unlocks more dialogue and more interesting opportunities and I and that's the part of the game that I enjoy the best so yeah maybe I'll dump all my points into charisma root biscuits is 97 gigabytes the download should be 122.4 um uh I mean I'm in are you doing it from the Epic Launcher or Gog I'm on Steam and it's 97.69 gigabytes when I installed the Early Access version of the game it was 80 something gigabytes so I hope I'm installing I mean I didn't start installing it until 803 right so I waited until after eight I should be downloading and installing the full version of the game okay uh okay at 802 A.M they released an announcement saying that Boulders Gate 3 is now out so I should be downloading the correct version they announced on Steam that it's out and I didn't start downloading it until after eight o'clock so I think we should be good to go pith those glooms as tip if you want to narrow down race and class I suggest looking at what will be in the game then going to DND Beyond to see the blurbs on them cool thank you pythos I may have to do that Phil says uh so what game is replacing Jedi on Wednesdays I I don't know I haven't gotten that far I'm I'm kind of overwhelmed with everything that I'm already doing this week so I'll probably figure that out you know Tuesday night maybe even Wednesday morning uh diegetic says mine's 90 as well Greg says that his is 97. okay okay good then I'm downloading the correct version of the game well Ian says that it's 100 gigabytes for him Hmm this is weird why are we all downloading uh versions of the game that have different file sizes the Raging Krogan says The Silo is shrouded in mystery they have been there for a few hundred years but they cannot go out and do not know when it will be safe like Fallout one that's exciting I'm glad you found a game or I'm sorry a show that resonates with you my friend Colonel 87th says did you figure out how to fix the Star Wars game and if not can you just file mode it to where you were um I didn't and I can't there's no way to you know go into the game and you know pick a chapter really the only thing I would be able to do is download somebody else's game file which I have no interest in doing I've been customizing my cow including his looks his appearances stats his stances and I don't want to do that all over again I don't want to start with somebody else's cow so at this point I'm just um sadly going to be putting the final nail on the content of Jedi Survivor since they couldn't be bothered to and you know what this isn't even a me issue I was reading up on it after the broadcast yesterday and so many people are having this exact same issue not necessarily at the same moment in the game that I had it but there were hundreds of people there's an entire thread on the Steam Community page with dozens of pages of people saying that their save files have been corrupted [Music] and I know that many other games have had corrupted save files in the past but I can count on one hand the number of games where I've actually had a corrupted save file it's it's just minuscule minuscule and EA is a big company respawn you know they've been doing this for a while it's a it's a pretty well polished game we shouldn't be having to deal with this not in 2023 odd X says if you want High Charisma the optimal classes option would be sorcerer warlock Paladin and Bard but you can make anything work cool [Music] a diabetic fridge says are you downloading the DLC I don't know I just bought the game I didn't is there already a DLC for Baldur Skate 3 I just bought the one thing that was available on the steam page just the game itself so I didn't buy any DLCs diegetic fridge says Ox the 97 gigabyte download is the wrong one I just restarted my download and it's 125 gigabytes are you kidding me I'm 30 gigs in and you want me to to restart this okay I can pause it and then click download again oh okay yeah just jumped up to 100.22 gigs but thankfully it saved my progress now it's downloading 100.22 gigs what is going on here uh all right well thankfully it saved my progress so I didn't have to download those 30 gigs all over again kernel 87th says I've had that problem before some games only have one save file and they want to overwrite it constantly and you have to manually back it up any game that requires you to manually back up your save files in order to progress in case the catastrophic happens on your machine is uh is not doing their job right it's that shouldn't be something like clearly somebody needs to put themselves in the perspective of the gamer actually playing the game and come up with solutions to prevent the catastrophic I mean I the people say have lots of things to say about Bethesda but I love the way Bethesda deals with their save files you've got an auto save you've got an exit save the games doesn't auto save when you look at your Pip Boy you've got manual saves you have all of these different save files they don't automatically overwrite each other you have complete control over when you save where you save and how to access your save files and that's great giving players more control over how they enjoy their game because they've got their own machines and they know how their systems work is is better it's the best solution trying to uh have control over absolutely everything getting their email address and their phone number making sure they log into the app and that they've got their save files synced with the cloud and the overriding their saved files without us it's all that sort of nonsense is ridiculous and it shouldn't exist in modern gaming all right I'm done with the sub box Stephen Schulte says there is no DLC for this game okay well then I'm downloading everything I guess um I guess they released the full version a little bit after eight because uh I started downloading at at about 803 and it was the 97 gig version but then again I uh I paused it and I'm only up to 100 gigs it's at 100.22 gigs for the version I'm downloading interesting I don't understand why they would have the uh the Early Access version available anyway like why would they still allow you to download The Early Access version foreign [Music] also sorry to hear about Jedi Survivor that's too bad but do you know what you're gonna play instead I'm still gonna push telltale's The Walking Dead you know me I haven't decided that I'm more than happy to get all of your recommendations at this point for the games I mean I've got so many games to replace now I need to replace Diablo 4 on Monday which we completed I need to put replace Jedi Survivor on Wednesday which glitched out and corrupted my game my game saves um I suppose if we really enjoy Baldur's Gate today I can replace one of those broadcasts with it or maybe we'll do what I did earlier in the year and just play one game until it's done I mean especially since we're waiting for Star fuel right when Starfield comes out as I've said already on this program everything else pauses all my live streams pause all my lore videos pause and I will be focusing exclusively on Starfield for all of my content so maybe it makes more sense to just pick one game and get as far in that game as I can during the month of August since Starfield comes out in September rather than get you know a third of the way through two different games and then pause them both to play Star field for the next year and a half and then pick the other games up next year sometime we'll see Ryan two gamer says I agree Borderlands is awesome it's an awesome franchise you should try it also what's this you're giving up on Jedi halfway through a game oh no that's awful so sorry yeah I you know I wouldn't give up on it like I would love to continue playing it but my saved files got corrupted when the game shut off my computer during a broadcast yesterday and that's completely out of my control like I there's nothing I can do about that [Music] thank you [Music] Miss Cordelia Chesterfield says will you be streaming on the day of release for Starfield absolutely I mean unless something gets in the way but um yeah that's my intention Phil says oh yeah Telltale Walking Dead you might like it if you get past your dislike for the graphics maybe and the graphics are really important to me I I guess I can't I it's hard for me to get into a game where I don't enjoy the art style um but like I said maybe I would appreciate the art style better once I fully understand the story [Music] [Music] okay let's see we're at 41 and a half gigabytes out of a hundred so we're almost halfway there Amy Hudson says thanks for playing this watched you today we're watching you today will help me decide if I want to play this bummed about Survivor I love that game stupid save files yeah me too I really enjoyed following order and uh is that what it's called Jedi last last order Fallen order something like that I can never remember the name of that game I enjoyed the game uh thoroughly and the gameplay was all right a Jedi Survivor I'm really enjoying the gameplay I I didn't like the controls at first and it took me a long time to get used to it especially with tab being the Dodge button and there are a number of controls that are bound to the same key grouping on the keyboard which is really awkward when trying to solve a puzzle so it clearly wasn't designed for the PC I'm still glad I can play it on the PC that said uh I love the spec the the specking system upgrading your character I loved all of the different stances it gives you a wide variety of combat options uh and the story was really fun so I'm bummed that I'm not going to be able to finish that [Music] uh bacon boy says howdy Ox just curious next to Fallout what is your favorite game Universe slash series game Universe uh I don't really think I have one I mean there are individual games that I really enjoy but in terms of a universe where I love going back into that Universe game after game after game I can't think of anything maybe the Red Dead uh universe but I I only know it from Red Dead Redemption 2 as I never played redhead Redemption one so I I wouldn't I really can't use that as an answer to your question honestly um there aren't really any other games where I've played a bunch in the series and I'm in Resident Evil but every Resident Evil game is kind of its own thing they have mild references to each other and even though I think the games are fun I I wouldn't say that I'm in love with the universe and the lore it's okay it's okay but it's not something I'm like super passionate about really outside of Fallout there's no game really that I'm super passionate about uh Phil says yeah I don't know how I felt about the graphics I just liked it because it was zombies long zombie games are always fun kernel 87 says I say give it a shot all right maybe I will the region Krogan says I know a lot of Star Wars fans are disappointed perhaps you can start a different Star Wars game I know the Force Unleashed it's a great series no game crashing bug maybe I will maybe I will there are a lot of games out there and I gotta figure out what I'm gonna be replacing Monday and Wednesday with Pyrex the underachiever says ooh Walking Dead let's go all right another vote in the chat for The Walking Dead [Music] Julian Z says orox you can see it as a setting a limit for yourself if you play telltale's The Walking Dead and don't like it you have an excuse for dropping it for Starfield I mean no matter what I'm playing I'm gonna be dropping it for Starfield like I I'm really anticipating or highly anticipating Starfield and I will be playing it no matter what um I don't need an excuse to drop a game to play Starfield it's going to be Starfield and I'm going to play it because it's nasacore and I like that or NASA punk I guess is what is what it's called Nick Valentine says you could finish viscera Cleanup Detail [Laughter] I've still got it installed uh that's a fun game but good for a charity live stream I think I'll save those for my my yearly charity live streams Patrick McDonald with a super tip thank you so much Patrick McDonald thank you [Music] Toby on Facebook says I like the Monday and Wednesday streams being different games all right that's good to know Patrick McDonald says Hey Oxford I love your content seeing as you're playing a Dungeons and Dragons game have you ever played the paper and pencil Style with friends did you enjoy it I answered this question earlier in the broadcast and uh the answer is really no I never did I I gave the anecdote of playing once with my brother and and that was it because he got pissed off at me but uh but it was all right I yeah I enjoy paper and Pen uh role-playing games I think they're they're a lot of fun but I've never played a Dungeons and Dragons video game before all right 52 gigs out of 100.22 we are over halfway there foreign says or see you lose your sanity with getting over it oh God that game I just I just can't maybe I should play it now wait I can't find it did I uninstall it out of Rage I think I may have uninstalled it out of Rage [Music] yeah I can't find it [Music] [Music] you could always Goat Simulator going through all of my charity live stream games quite a selection that we had a fun time last Christmas with all the different games we played the I am bread game oh that was so awful [Music] frog factions was fun or frog fractions 55 percent all right let's see what can I pull up here while we're waiting for it to download [Music] to interrupt my download let me see it says 20 minutes remaining looks like it's not interrupting my downloads [Music] I tried I forgot about [Music] this side is really loud can I get the yellow apple nope [Music] that's great oh no it's red Apple's gonna fall on me don't fall on me Apple oh man my indignity is at four why is my indignity so bad yeah I choose an upgrade huh luck on targeting yeah let's do a lock on Target [Music] sounds good oh man this is how you get all the bugs [Music] can I move my character around home [Music] so many blocks my frog is gonna be full really soon here hey okay let's what's this next one what can I get cybernetic brain yeah give me a cybernetic brain thank you no no no what did the cybernetic brain do [Music] well my dignity is only one no no no no no I am clear on the screen look at this [Music] don't yeah [Music] how does the Frog fit all of these bugs in his belly [Music] no no no no oh yeah look at that what what can I afford all right we got the cybernetic brand we can do static cling tongue or Turtle upgrade your lily pad to a turtle friend yeah yeah I can move cool [Music] [Music] now maybe I can get more of the apples too oh that was about to turn red yellow apple oh man this is testing all of my skills Dark Souls has nothing on this game naughty Applejack says High ox or in high chat well I bit the bullet I got the Far Cry New Dawn game and the ending was great way better than Far Cry 5. that's exciting naughty Applejack so glad for you uninstall lock on targeting the chicks don't dig on cyborgs and it makes licking bugs less fun anyway get the surgeon to uninstall it no I like hook it why would I do that now let's do this static cling tongue rub balloons against your tongue before extending it and nearby bugs will stick to one another science oh yeah frog factions [Music] oh all right oh man now I gotta type words but at least at least I've got lasers notes uh tenets like David tennet tone neon all right got neon here none noun right then I'll write that in there all the apples the Raging Krogan says who needs Baldur's Gate just play this for three hours maybe durians a bridge of fruit to durians they smell awful so bucks will take longer to eat them okay costs eight fruit what's this Dragon upgrade your turtle friends into a dragon yeah oh I can go up oh cool oh I see I needed oh they're shooting at me now the slugs are shooting at me oh no I don't want to die [Music] wave one is always wave once when am I gonna get to wave two oh I got hit by one of the things [Music] stop it please no home [Music] so this is taking all of my concentration oh my God [Music] stop it I don't remember this oh I guess I failed crap Greg says so did you ever figure out the reason why everyone wanted you to play this there was a dark underbelly to the game I guess I'm realizing that I think I just died [Music] [Applause] [Music] stop shooting me and I'm not getting now that I can move around I'm not getting the fruit [Music] trying to avoid getting shot how many lives do I have left yes okay warp drive too expensive all right let's do durians oh [Music] oh he's gonna fall it's gonna fall got it oh man I missed that one how are they spitting so much okay what can I afford I can afford uninstall lock on targeting all right I guess I'll do that [Music] I probably regret doing that now I wish I was faster my dragon is slow [Music] if I can get them before they spit at me that's the key yes [Music] warp drive wait no what's this lock on targeting available what up okay fine fine how many I need I've got four fruit I need how many it's not telling me how many fruit I need for that all right let's get lock on targeting us back oh sauna all right sauna annotate [Music] really submerge testing my typing Powers sheet hot Hostess [Music] C I mean they're all honest stunt they're all single like three letter words earlier teens [Music] I'm sheath [Music] Jillian Z says go underwater Oh my God yay thank you Julian C I got all the dorians fruit like a billion can I keep going all right well that's it that's all I need right can I go up and spend it [Music] oh [Music] [Music] presents presents [Music] yes warp drive [Music] [Applause] [Music] laughs [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh man I can't even read it oh I can't get past you the asteroid run my way hey [Music] music [Music] so no no [Music] no [Music] no no no oh man did I die [Music] warning no refuge oh it's a boss ah it's electric kid in my tongue no no I got arrested oh no oh I gotta choose an option Mr hop the charges against you are severe you're accused of breaking and entering into our native habitat bug Mars with intent to purline our delicious Space Fruit how do you plead guilty your honor not guilty your honor amphibious your honor you've got the Run dude my name is Mr leap has anyone ever told you that you look delicious oh God I'm surrounded by bugs we're going the old God these charges carry a minimum sentence of 20 years hard labor but there's a special offer this week how'd you like to become a naturalized citizen of bug Mars we've got absolutely I love it here on bug Mars I've never been to a buggy or Mars you drive a hard bargain I'll take the labor I don't know what are the hours how do you feel about bribes if you'll just reach into my front pocket or get them off get get up the bugs we're gonna do that Shall We Begin our bug flag has four bug Stripes what do they represent peristalsis signic Dosh Buzz crushing our enemies in a powerful mandible protecting my precious Swiss fruit from you Dagon kami's Facebook drawner or Nah hate bugs hate bugs next question on the series bug Jersey Shore what is bug snooky's favorite flavor of ice cream while that dates this game doesn't it vanilla cookie dough bug trick question ice cream is unheard of on bookmars because of the climate I don't know um really watched I rarely watch TV your honor I think they're in my hair I can feel them crawling around we're going to do that one [Music] oh God for scoring 20 bucks to go bugging Chief Buck Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of bugs what are the bless what are blessed with which inalienable rights uh the right to bugs the right to own sentient Space Fruit as slaves the right to refuse to testify against your hive mind in court the right to parade around the courtroom in only your knickers how the hell should I know I'm a Frog or oh God bugs everywhere no no oh God bugs everywhere during the war of bug 1812. this is gonna go on forever uh how are we doing we are at 85.7 gigabytes of 102 gigabytes we've got seven minutes left all right I'm gonna reload my cigar here okay back to the Box during the war of bug 1812 General Stonewall Buck Jackson held off the nefarious frog Armada single-handedly how many Mecca frogs did he Crush under the wheels of his Mercedes bugs enough to reach the ground we don't know they hadn't invented counting back then 420 I swear they counted them twice that's not just a pot joke none he didn't learn to drive stick until after his divorce or they bite out they bite oh they bite bite bite bite last question Mr hopp how do you feel about fractions I um was told there'd be no math on this exam oh man I love them they're an intuitive way to represent a non-integer value I'm actually leaning slightly towards scientific notation these days I don't know I've never really dealt with them I think my chair is made of bugs am I made of bugs yours is the first perfect score our fake naturalization program has ever seen we were going to fire you into the Sun but instead we've decided to issue you a work visa if you'll just sign here yeah F yeah fist pop YOLO or box box bugs we're gonna go box all right everyone loves the novelty signature just ask bug John Hancock working holiday Visa Bartholomew salience apparently is my name date of birth bug 2012 6'5 chitin donor and there's my address around script uh what's my name Bartholomew [Music] oh more box just get more boxes salience and I am on bug Mars and I will teach all of you sucks oh oh my dragon is getting slow it's because I'll miss the present s all right what do I got now I got stocks no it's too expensive uninstall the lock on targeting why a fine I'll uninstall the luck on targeting I was just making it harder I like the luck on targeting oh maybe it's lock on targeting or sticky oh yeah look at them all uh Mr President again [Music] give me those durians no [Music] no yes now can I afford it no still too expensive so I gotta go no thanks wait no I can get it again yay lock on targeting oh man Scuba uh doodad fine ideation [Music] ditto 19 oh shoe shine Sanitation yikes they're not giving me a break unused Insidious she's intonation hoist [Music] attendant hold on yes oh I still can't afford it so we gotta remove the lock on targeting again wave Mars give me all the bugs no [Music] flies they've got the red dots that really hurts stop moving bobs [Music] gotta get them before they fire at me [Music] I can add it again well I should just stop spending my money I'm gonna say no thanks [Music] one of these days I will defeat the bugs on bug Mars [Music] and eat all the durians oh man I missed my lock on targeting [Music] maybe I should go get that back [Music] try going underwater all right what's this still can't get it so I'm gonna go no thanks yes I can go underwater oh but there's no durians here oh what did I just find [Music] as conceived in 1632 by Portuguese printing press operator Andre Felipe boxing was a gentleman's game in which two men would square off and Regale each other with stories monotonous for days okay I think I remember this yeah we get the history of boxing or exhaustion over the next few years the new sport developed a respectable following of a few hundred local social life how deep are the are the tunnels on Mars music is so chill I can't eat any of the fish with my frog though that's too bad oh I've got two paths right or left right or left let's go left it was Felipe's son Andrei Felipe Felipe who developed what he called the punching strategy in 1637 after seeing a Schoolboy strike another in Anger causing him to fall down when Andre Philippe Felipe talents the then Champion British expatriate Sleepless Bill Bishop to a match Bishop was the odds on favorite you can imagine his surprise when while he was describing what he had had for breakfast that morning Andre walked up and thumped him in the neck sending him down for the count in the parlance of our time the parlance of our time is this guy straight up just reading a Wikipedia article in his video game pilot was universally agreed that the boy had violated the spirit of the game officials were unable to find any actual rule that punching violated and were forced to let the victory stand this upset caused an uproar in the boxing Community large enough to spill over into local newspapers which drew the interest of many Outsiders to come see what all the fuss was about the newcomers were enthralled to engage in these borderline barbaric displays of human strength and skill and the rest is history after a few Sports School moms single-minded about safety added the padded gloves of course right School moms are responsible for the padded gloves and boxing today's boxing enthusiasts fantasize about a newcomer that would rock the ring the way Felipe did calcification of the modern rule set has essentially locked the punching strategy into place but it's easy to get caught up in the face a submarine young scholars with Big Dreams often into the ring with their crazy new trick usually a variant of hypnosis and though they've achieved the occasional Victory none of the gimmicks have been robust enough to make it to the big time well we found the submarines on Mars I wonder if they're piloted by bugs it's been seven minutes is that Andre Felipe's original vision of boxing is still around gentlemen's boxing clubs can be found in cities all over the world you can visit one most any day of the week and see to erudite gentlemen exchanging pleasantries in the ring most people only come to watch a few hours of a match and then leave but every once in a while you'll find amongst your elders this Stout fellow a die-hard fan who perhaps witnessed that historic battle between Felipe and Bishop who for love of the sport must stay to witness the last glorious seconds of wakefulness slip away I found a spaceship to return to fight again another day yay I can leave Mars hooray a love of the sound effect is just Command Module what is that it the rumbling seems to have stopped and you feel the intense downward pressure let up after a moment you comb down enough to start taking in your surroundings for the first time since the seemingly dormant vessel sprang to life Command Module the walls of this circular room curved to meet at a point that must correspond to the curved nose of the outer Hall lining the walls you see a porthole a glowing display and a control deck a ladder leads aft if you don't know how to get started type help and press enter what's next um let's try ladder I don't understand that verb climb ladder Captain's Quarters this looks like an all-purpose lip what am I hold on what am I doing I'm playing the wrong game here is it done is it done it's done it's done okay hold on I'm gonna I'm gonna exit this no I'm quit quit the main menu really quit just come on just I really do quit so ask me if I really want to quit [Music] it's asking me twice really quick all right hold on while we launched this thing let me make sure I didn't miss any super chats here laughs the Raging Krogan says hot Hostess something you want to share with us did I say hot hostess I was trying to read all of the texts did I say something wrong axon media Los Angeles says uh Hey Ox today is my birthday 42 but not any closer to understanding the meaning of life are you still doing Scots and smoke rings Tonight I'm Loving mfn there's just something about those creepy childhood Nostalgia games yes I am doing scotch and smoke rings tonight and we will play my friendly neighborhood tonight uh and congratulations on your birthday I turned 42 yesterday the meaning of life and everything man of warb says uh is this game bug doors gate it might as well be Matt Roland says Ox great to see you my friend sorry to hear about the Jedi Survivor experience here's to your new game and to my favorite streamer ever thank you Matt Roland all right we're launching okay that's logging me in to some sort of other launcher alarian Studios launcher right on here we go all right it's nine o'clock it only took us an hour and it's loading oh and user license show nudity uh no thank you this adventure contains mature and sensitive subject matter you can moderate some of this content by toggling the option below I'm so glad they gave me this it's a safe streamer mode yay I'm not gonna get demonetized all right this is looking good press any key to continue [Music] all right let's go to options here is there anything I want to change show genitals goodness exactly how how much nudity is in this game yes it's reminding me of a cyberpunk 2077. share private moments all right we'll keep all of these off for now I I didn't realize it was this graphic of the game all right aspect ratio resolution display mode looking pretty good all right I don't think I need to change any of this wait hold on one more thing I want to make sure your subtitles are on audio [Music] cinematic where's subtitles it's already turned on great I don't have to do anything new game uh Explorer a narrative experience placing story before combat balanced a balanced Adventure or tactician I'll go balanced oh come on yeah thank you [Music] all right I'm guessing that's an orc this I have no idea like an undead Maybe foreign oh God ah this is my worst nightmare this is how they start the game oh no to below [Music] oh that's gross well I'm sure they'll explain that later enable tutorial yeah okay character customizer um so it looks like we've got some preset characters here uh historian Lazelle this is the lady we saw get her eyeball munched on by the slug Gail Shadow heart will Lorac and the dark urge thanks exactly what is the dark urge I want to make my own guy oh cool we can be like Hobbits and stuff you can randomize huh um next generated character [Music] let's um okay can I origin custom race half Bell okay um each of these are races we've got elf trifling a draw a human a gift Yankee I was wrong I thought it was an orc but it's an it's a gift Yankee alt Grendel says the music is a bit loud okay I turned it down a bit all right so we've got a gift Yankee a dwarf a half elf a halfling a gnome a Dragonborn and a half orc I think I either want to be a dwarf or a half Fork I think that sounds fun wait but half Forks aren't going to have good Charisma are they race features you can move nine meters per turn you can see in the dark Relentless endurance and Savage attacks human is nine meters per turn weapon proficiency Spears Pikes halbrids and glames human versatility an additional skill to be proficient in about a half elf that's half of Elf and humans so we should get the best of both worlds right nine meters civil militia you have weapon proficiency with Spears alright so we got those from the human but then we get dark vision and Fey ancestry pythos Gloom says tafeling is pronounced tiefling and a draw is pronounced doesn't look like oh it's a weird name I think I want to go half Fork that sounds fun all right class Ranger [Music] all right we can do Barbarian bard it could be a half work Bard uh cleric it's like a priest class right through it fighter Monk Paladin Ranger Rogue sorcerer Warlock and wizard I want to be a bark it's got 17 Charisma look at that plus three to Charisma checks I like it Ken trips what's a can trip vicious mockery blade Ward spells actions class features kid trips oh are these like perks where do you I want to customize my face edit appearance body type one or two oh okay so that's male or female identity male or female does this change appearance non-binary other your voice let's do next what was that let's hope the locals are friendly something just woke up down here the place is trapped it's opened [Music] the cheap things all right that one maybe there's magic keeping this chest sealed where to next I guess seven let's hope the locals are friendly right we've got face head one head to two three four [Music] five I cut it like this skin color Olive tone all of tone five oh wow I could be like a an albino orc oh look at all of these features super detailed what what's a canonical skin color for an orc I don't know what it is like in Dungeons and Dragons can you canonically have all of these oh wow okay so I can click all skin colors and it pops out to skin colors not normally used by this particular race okay so let me stick with skin colors that that this race has I think I want a shade of green because he is an org but he's only a half Fork so maybe green yeah this looks nice half human half work that's a little too Rosy foreign like this [Music] scarring what's this this is no scar I scar another ice scar nose scar I mean maybe I could role play that he's The Bard but he's a really bad Bard and so people in the pubs they're just constantly throwing glass at him so he's got lots of scars all over his body oh wow those are like tribal scars maturity so that's like age age loans I want them to be old I just turned 42 I'm feeling I'm feeling my age I'm gonna have him be old Freckle quantity I don't really see a change there Freckle intensity Vitiligo pigmentation whoa okay interesting wow body art let's get some little crows on there you know if I maybe could role play that I go to Hot Topic every day oh he's got squids in his eyes former I should probably come up with a story right like a backstory for this guy uh maybe I'll let's see do I want a face tattoo which of these is inspiring a story uh I'm not really getting many it's a neck tattoo little rooms what about like musical notes gotta get musical notes all over you know what I'm not feeling the tattoos okay no tattoos piercing style none Fastener Stars oh that is hardcore [Music] it's got something in his ears with with ears that magnificent he's gotta have at least something in his ears lapis stud muffin subduer loops midnight tears that's all right silver gold Gala dark moons yeah but it's got an eyebrow there red skin Tilla no I like that cholton's serpents Crimson Hilt Dirks it's pretty cool borovia fangs Minotaur ring oh wow right there in the nose easy breezy got some little skulls there Arch face swirls commoner ring barred Rings okay I better have Bard Rings since I'm a Bard all right so we did body art and piercings [Music] eye color heterochromia so that's uh different colors in the eyes all right so we can choose a different color for each eye I'll just uh let's see do do Orcs have green eyes since they're green or purple I guess canonically Orcs can have purple eyes too it's pretty cool oh Brown looks nice I like those brown eyes [Music] tempted to go green he's already so green let's go with brown eyes and do we want makeup oh man it's the extra from Kiss makeup oh just a little dot there the corner of the eye I don't know if I have it in me to do any makeup let's just make up one we've got some mascara going on okay we're not gonna do makeup no makeup hair oh I didn't even think about hair do Orcs have hair [Laughter] I didn't even think Orcs can have hair is this ridiculous should I not have hair because I'm an orc I could be a balding orc [Laughter] wow look at these oh my gosh I'm half human half work half Leia Princess Leia foreign tell you what I didn't know that Orcs could have hair um so this is overwhelming I mean look at this WOW Flock of Seagulls [Laughter] [Music] that's great oh those flowing locks that is luscious [Music] oh that's a Bard's haircut right there [Music] oh I actually really like that oh yeah he looks cool with that I don't know I was seeing him as a bald um orc but now that I see all these hairstyles I want to try one [Music] these are great look at all this stuff [Music] I like this oh he looks great look at that right hair color I've got black brown but he's an orc so oh man now I just look like the Joker I don't think an orc would an orc have green hair this game is is causing me to ask questions I never thought I would ask does an orc have hair does an orc have green hair if he does black neutral Brown I mean the brown kind of looks good with his skin tone the pick not so much I know he's a half work so he's I guess I can explain away the hair that he's half human half Orcs so he's got some human hair in there the yellow look look at this that green is just phenomenal gray hair okay he could be an older Bard White hair [Music] I don't know I'm thinking Brown this brown color looks really good maybe a little darker yeah that's good I like that highlights natural blonde let's highlight intensity oh okay we've got multi-tonal um all highlight colors oh that's a lot all right let's stick with just the ones that are suitable for this guy um do I want blonde highlights or green maybe a little bit of green right to hint back to his orc heritage the slight green highlights in there I should probably get or maybe yellow let's go green how about this color of green that's really vibrant if I turn the the opacity up there let's put it down to like there really minimal just slight green highlights in there Nick Valentine says we Orcs totally have hair I didn't know graying okay Gray natural graying intensity all right so I guess I'm gonna make him an older an older guy so let's pick a gray color Dusty charcoal oh wow this is so intense in-depth all right that's a good white gray now let's turn it down and then just a little Ah that's a bit much I think it's a bit much to have highlights and grang at the same time [Music] maybe it's the hairstyle I chose [Music] there just a little bit of Gray okay cool facial hair oh yes yes [Music] he's a wizard he's a wizard orc board oh look at these beards that's beautiful that's amazing a little bit tied there [Music] [Laughter] let's see I like this tied knot at the bottom that kind of looks like um a bard zoom zoom out a little bit all right I also like how sort of um curly and Windswept that is this is just really big that's a big beard okay if maybe if I was a magician I would have that one this is nice and short [Music] I know I like this I like this and I like this okay I think I like this the best this is great all right let's edit character so there's my custom appearance oh man he looks amazing all right half orc class Bard can trips I now need to pay attention to whatever a can trip is change your canned trip selection by choosing from the spell list below can trips don't use spell slots and can be cast at will okay so it's like three spells free Magic Obi-Wan Kenny says Ox think you'll have your character created before scotch and smoke rings tonight maybe I'm having fun with this guy he looks great all right let's see we've got vicious mockery one to four damage insult a creature it has disadvantage on its next attack roll yeah a Bard would probably be really good at insulting a creature then we've got blade Ward take only half the damage from bludgeoning piercing and slashing but then we've also got magehand create a special hand I'm sorry a spectral hand that can manipulate and interact with objects [Music] oh man I guess I don't know what all of this would do gain advantage on your next attack roll friends and higher difficulty modes the target might accuse you of enchanting them Dancing Lights illuminate a nine millimeter radius light infused an object with an aura of light and a minor illusion create an illusion that compels nearby creatures to investigate I will elect vicious mockery that's probably what a Bard would have and then blade Ward maybe I want light Infuse an object with an aura of light or illuminate in a nine millimeter a nine meter radius I guess let's do light [Music] Dancing Lights [Music] okay spells choose the Spells you know from the list below spells require spell slots to cast unless a feature States otherwise we currently have selected healing word heal a creature you can see dissonant Whispers frightener creature it will be easier to hit and cannot move Tasha's hideous laughter leave a creature prone with laughter without the ability to get up or heroism make yourself or a Target immune to frightened and gain five temporary hit points each turn all right well this one definitely is something a Bard would have what else do we have animal friendship convince a beast not to attack you Bane up to three creatures receive a a 1d4 penalty to attack rolls charm person charm a humanoid to prevent it from attacking you that's definitely something a Bard would have cure wounds healing all right so this is heal a creature I can see this is heal a creature I can touch disguise cell change your appearance um fairy fire all Targets within the light turn visible feather fall you and nearby allies gain immunity to Falling damage long Strider increase the creature's movement speed by three millimeters sleep put a creature into a magical slumber speak with animals gain the ability to comprehend and communicate with beasts Thunder Wave release a wave of thunderous force that pushes away all creatures and objects right I should probably keep my healing spell um I should probably keep laughter because that's what a Bard would do then let's get rid of dissonant Whispers And heroism and then give me a charm person because the Bard should be able to charm people and then charm animals speak with animals yeah Bard should be able to speak with animals right uh cannibal bananas has just got out of a meeting to see that you're playing uh Baldur's Gate love the old top down games because of my motion sickness curious to see how the new version is yeah me too alt Grendel says and he shall be named Den The Bard en I haven't even given him a name yet have I Daniel Holmes says morning Ox you have dark vision you don't need light oh right yeah I guess you're right thank you so I guess I don't need light um [Music] gain advantage on non Charisma checks against non-hostile creatures true strike magehand I guess we'll just go with this starting instruments pick the instrument you'd like to use that will influence the soundscape when you cast spells and can be changed later by equipping a different instrument there's the hand drum the flute [Music] the lit [Music] that is definitely a Bard's instrument the liar or the violin [Music] well loot is definitely what I think of when I think of The Bard but I love the sound of the liar [Music] yeah let's go with a liar okay background acolyte oh background acolyte you've spent your life in service to a temple learning sacred rights and providing sacrifices to the gods or the guards Gods you worship serving the gods and discovering their sacred Works will guide you to Greatness skills insight and religion Insight is wisdom plus two read people in situations detect lies intelligence plus three recognize deities understand holy rights charlatan you're an expert in manipulation prone to exaggeration and more than happy to profit from it yeah that sounds like a good bard bending the truth and turning allies against each other will lead to Greater success down the road skills deception lion cheat manipulate the truth and sleight of hand wield Nimble fingers steal stuff okay well I don't really want to be a thief criminal you have a history of breaking the law and Survive by leveraging less than legal connections profiting from Criminal Enterprises will lead to Greater opportunities in the future skills deception plus five lion sheep manipulate the truth and stealth stand of sight melt into the Shadows Entertainer oh this is perfect you live to sway and subvert your audience engaging common crowds and high society alike preserving art and bringing Joy to the hapless and downtrodden heightens your charismatic Aura skills acrobatics plus four keep your balance lend on your feet helps you resist being shoved and Performance Plus spine entertain audiences command the stage all right yeah I think that's what I want but let's go ahead and read the others we've got full KIRO you're a champion of the Common People challenging tyrants and monsters to protect the helpless saving innocence in imminent danger will make your Legend grow Guild Artisan your skill in a particular craft has earned you membership in a Mercantile Guild offering Privileges and protection while engaging in your art preparing and discovering rare crafts will bring new inspiration Noble you were raised in a family among the social Elite accustomed to power and privilege accumulating Renown power and loyalty will raise your status Outlander you grew up in the Wilds learning to survive far from the Comforts of civilization surviving unusual hazards of the wild will enhance your prowess and understanding Sage you are curious and well read with an unending thirst for knowledge learning about rare lore of the world oh God I should do this one will inspire you to put this knowledge to Greater purpose this gives us Arcana intelligence plus three recognized magic interact with Enchanted items and history intelligence plus three remember the past of the world and its people I mean if I was making myself as a character I'd probably do this because of the lore bit Soldier you are trained in Battlefield tactics and combat having served in a militia mercenary company or officer Corps show smart tactics and bravery on the battlefield to enhance your prowess and urchin after surviving a poor and Bleak childhood you know how to make the most out of very little using your street smarts bolsters your spirit for the journey ahead alright so those are all of the backgrounds and I think we'll do Entertainer that makes the most sense for a bard abilities oh my God I might just do default here because I have no idea what I'm doing [Music] strength dexterity Constitution intelligence wisdom and charisma [Music] skill proficiencies acrobatics stealth deception intimidation performance and persuasion um [Music] deception lie and cheat manipulate the truth granted from race intimidation inherited from background performance all right so I don't need these acrobatics intimidation or performance they're from my race persuasion plus five that makes sense deception though do I need deception Athletics minus one I probably want Athletics though if I'm a Bard right no not Athletics acrobatics sleight of hand animal handling influence animals pet all of the dogs I probably want insight [Music] or a perception [Music] foreign well there may be a reason why Orcs are not typically bards yeah I think that's what I want okay are we good to go [Music] enter name [Music] bardhorn oxbard horny bard y horn I like Barney horn do you like Barney horn or corn says bacon boy Axel Rose [Music] bork Bard or corn I like Barney Lawrence as Lauren I like Barty horn too I think we're going Barty horn [Music] y choose one a guardian I get to create another character oh my goodness oh wow I thought it was done but no I'm creating another character uh a guardian huh well uh okay dro efling human get the Yankee what is it get the Yankee with a ruthless a ruthlessness born from mind flayer enslavement get the Yankee ride the astral sea atop Red Dragons bringing their silver swords and psionic Magic to Bear against any trace of the illithiad Menace foreign gnome or another half orc a half fork and a half elf walk into a barn yeah I think a half elf would make make sense so who a guardian though all right well if my character is a Bard I guess I should probably make this person a warrior right race sub race I didn't know you could choose the sub race hi half elf a touch of the Fey Wilde remains and half elves with this bloodline wait a minute I see half work doesn't race [Music] and half elf does [Music] altmaster says apparently this Guardian can be a romance option oh okay so I might am I making a what is it the kids say these days a waifu a white ifu all right uh time to make my half work of white ifu hi half elf a wood half okay hold on a touch of the Fey wild a wood half elf like their wood elf parents these half elves have a quick and stride and an eye for stealth yet many break away from isolation in Faye ruins forests to explore the rest of the Realms or a Dro half elf must-have drove result from Liaisons between celdarine grow and surfaces Surfacers while half Dro inherited or I'm staying around kids [Music] inherited a few magical gifts they aren't usually raised in the underdark let's do a high half elf General all right well if I'm making a waiifu I might as well make a female remarkable follow your instincts don't be afraid that's a high elf voice remarkable truly follow your instincts don't be afraid okay now we're doing face for my companion face one another head one head to head three head four five five seven what's the difference in the heads [Music] thank you [Music] all right I guess that one Julian zizox it's pronounced why then Foo ball why then Foo why then fu all right skin color so he's a half elf or she's a half elf and a half half elf half human but they come in a wide range of colors oh purple wow okay that's a quite a color there your pale color all right let's try that Michael Cosmos says High Ox a night a new game ID to play guilt is heaven Alan Wake Vibe it'll take about two or three streams came out 7th of July uh guilt all right I'll have to look that up later kernel 87 says keep it funny give her a man's voice yeah but if I have to romance this character later I don't know if I could do that maybe this is better waifu waifu is it waifu well why isn't there an H in there zartet says Dro rhymes with frown oh thank you drow that's all he had to say not Dr Elizabeth bro rhymes with Frau brow okay I'm gonna have to remember that okay scarring [Music] all right so she's my protector right a guardian so she's seen some battle that's lots of the same scars here that's a rough scar right there I like that maturity all right I'm an older guy let's make her middle aged like right around there Freckle quality [Music] Freckle intensity well [Laughter] body type you can choose body type did I forget that on my last guy oh [Music] oh okay so a slight one or a big beefy one all right she's my protector I'm making her big and beefy [Music] thank you foreign [Music] I'm spending an hour creating these characters I didn't know I was gonna have to make another character body art I don't think I want any body art [Music] good strip piercings eyebrow I can't see them because of the hair let's choose hair [Music] now we can go to body art and go to piercings just got nice big ears too so let's give her some earrings at least oh those are nice lapis stud muffin [Music] but she's also my protector so maybe something brutal like that with spikes and swords and stuff [Music] okay let's go to eyes eye color what's a good eye color for a half human half elf I don't know like I know what elves are like in Lord of the Rings but I don't know what elves are like in Dungeons and Dragons um let's do like a sky blue yeah that looks nice makeup all right so we've got none oh wow thank you oh that is that is styling right there that's kind of nice for a uh a barbarian Warrior lady eye makeup color black lip tint red one lip coloration intensity oh my God so many options metallic tint level wow glossy tint level all right let's make them semi-glossy in the color not too bright let's just bring that down to zero and then that color doesn't appear to be changing much okay now let's go to hair oh that's cool but she's half elf right these are more elf hairstyles oh that's nice oh she's also Warrior so maybe she has short hair so that the hair doesn't get in the way of her combat she's got a receding hairline guys foreign it's a bit too long though [Music] all right so we've got like solemn Huntress so these are pixie cuts [Music] that [Music] okay hair color if elves are blonde and humans I mean humans are blonde too she's probably got a blondish hair color a golden hair color yeah like that like a brown gold I like that highlights taupe [Music] red highlights um [Music] pink highlights man I guess this is the reason I'm not an artist because I have no idea what to do here it's already blonde so a highlight should be lighter than belong great white [Music] let's let's make it a little earthy [Music] that dulls it a little bit that's kind of nice and then graying she's if she's middle aged she's got a little bit of gray in there she doesn't look middle-aged anymore let's go back to General maturity did I lose the maturity there she got some age lines in there [Music] I could give her facial hair yeah wow that lets you do absolutely anything will take flight take me through them that's great oh look at that I could give her a big old handlebar [Music] this is brilliant oh she's amazing come on [Music] wait speaker man uh gifted five Oxnard memberships to the community thank you so much Wade and congratulations to Hunter 5 trouble Ryan Gonzalez good depth 88 and Adrian B oh man look at this [Laughter] [Music] no all right we're not we're not doing this I gotta calm down there we go [Music] okay yeah I think she looks like uh Like a Warrior [Music] wait what happened to the wounds on her face didn't I give her didn't I give her like a slash on her face or something [Music] I guess it didn't save this part AFK one second everybody foreign okay sorry about that yeah I'm guessing it didn't save anything that I did on this page because I had to go back and put in the maturity again and I'm having to put the scoring back in again let's go ahead and go with that and then do I need to do [Music] no I did the face already and I okay it saved the skin tone okay I think we're done [Music] she looks great Venture forth Luke's Goblin says Ox lore oxhorn's First Love was the bearded lady [Music] [Music] wow this is just so lovecraftian [Music] [Music] wow rabbits are amazing oh he's like an alien thank you he's abducting people [Music] it's the dragons [Music] vehicles are coming foreign [Music] so that squid guy is connected to a ship he felt pain when his shoes hurt coming in for a crash landing [Music] [Music] laughs [Applause] [Music] wow what an awesome cutscene [Music] [Music] services I think I teleported out well I'm sure it'll all become clear in a bit oh there he is party horn looking great with that beard my head okay so last it moves the camera uh Center camera you can always refocus the camera around your character home to Center the camera left Mouse button double click portrait to Center the camera let's get going mind flare pod still be stuck inside if we hadn't been attacked use Barty one back in that thing I'm getting back in that thing Nursery this is the pool that thing came from the parasite now Rising behind your eye we could reach towards the pool investigate the pool or leave let's investigate skill checks General tutorials some dialogue options require a skill check a dice roll that must meet or exceed a target number your character skill s add a bonus to this role click the dice roll oh wow this is straight up pen and paper okay [Music] no failed the dice roll layer unite is nothing more than meets the eye I could reach towards the pool or leave I don't think I want to go back in there so we're going to leave [Music] not everyone made it out alive probably shouldn't touch the fire interested mind place well the Mind flare is dead amethyst Tech all dead the guy who kidnapped a slug in our eye is dead what's this I wonder who was inside I guess we don't know who's inside Amazing Town restoration ah I feel better sphincter yeah let's go to the center oh yuck these boots [Music] use middle Mouse button e or Q to rotate the camera [Music] viscous chair or a goblet instead you can sit in the viscous chair [Music] okay [Music] [Music] range okay uh flashes into your mind as much living being as [ __ ] thank you images of goblins their habits and histories Splash into your mind okay so this guy was um kidnapping people to research them I guess [Music] all right foreign horticulture [Music] oh fire [Music] don't touch the fire [Music] [Music] neural apparatus whoa doesn't do anything [Music] okay I seem to be killing my character here [Music] yes you've come to save us from this place oh from this place you'll free us the exposed brain Quivers in expectation please before they return they return okay what to say to the talking brain Greg says quick tips hold the ALT key to highlight interactable objects in loot the tilde key will also highlight characters okay thank you thank you [Music] okay um who am I talking to a man or a brain a newborn from this husk realize you're talking to an intellect Devourer a minion of the Mind flayers who abducted you okay thank you [Music] well I probably don't want to release the minion you sound afraid why so many enemies [Music] the point of saving tell me what to do remove us from this body what's on this case free us [Music] wow investigation inspect the exposed brain hey United edema a swelling of the brain causing pressure where it strains against the shell of the skull [Music] uh well we could destroy the brain or pass a strength check to break the skull a dexterity check to gently prize the brain from the skull a medicine check to attempt a cerebral extraction staying mindful of the swelling I guess we'll try medicine click the dice to roll Advantage lets you roll two dice to take the higher result before adding modifiers cool success the brain lifts from the skull you notice an opportunity you could [ __ ] the strange creature making it more subservient should it prove a threat um we could pass it to dexterity check to mutilate the brain or spare the creature any injuries might weaken it if it's a minion of the Mind flayer I can't trust it so let's mutilate the brain I need a 15 oh dear no good foreign that probably didn't do anything or did I ruin it screeching well I just released it great well I'm about to die [Music] [Music] I guess they go back down all right there's an Eldritch table over there or another neural apparatus doesn't do anything that doesn't do anything [Music] that's the Eldritch table all right I think we did everything we can here let's go out all right abomination this is your end you'll have props and your skin tingle Visions brush past a dragon swing a silver sword and a flash of your face seen through the strange woman's eyes what is this together we might survive uh what made you think I was a thrall we carry mindfully of parasites unless unless we are cleansed our bodies and Minds will be tainted and twisted within days we will be gay mind flayers uh we're turning into mind flares there must be something we can do we can do nothing until we escape that must be our priority first we exterminate the imps then we find the helm and take control of the ship we will address the matter of a cure for this infection once we reach the material place okay I had more to say but fine [Music] combat okay you're low on hit points use a healing potion [Music] uh General get ready to fight combat happens in rounds in each movement gets a turn to act the game poses around you during combat so you have time to plan your actions during your turn you can move take an action and take a bonus action show your bonus actions [Music] I'm just completely overwhelmed right now like there's so much on this screen and I don't know what to do let's see [Music] recharge once per turn recharge once per turn uh can trips conjuration create an invisible spectral hand that can manipulate and interact with objects okay initiative plus two okay potion of healing heals and removes burning Pummel strike second wind cells shove champ dip enhances a weapon okay [Music] so I can't do any of these taking position [Music] [Music] not enough resources okay um foreign [Music] [Music] replenish resource all right I need to focus on healing myself first so let's take a pushing of healing [Music] oh there we go then let's use The Bard power and up I'm out of movements [Music] hideous laughter speak with animals or Charm a person right is the demon and animal probably not [Music] can traps vicious mockery or blade Ford uh [Music] all right so that's it everything and I can do all of these guys 65 and 88 okay interesting all right well he's almost dead um all right so I've used all my action points I guess right here so I can't use anything else so let me move [Music] back [Music] okay now I'm on the hand this is the hand that she's summoned action unarmed strike throw or hide Let's do an unarmed strike [Music] okay we killed the m [Music] then let's uh we can fly to a Target position shove or dismiss summon [Music] well let's get close to this guy [Music] and then shove him cool okay whoa [Music] good job um hide throw from your inventory Dash okay so these are off a hamstring shot boost their movement speed by 50 percent slash at your Target's final points Rush attack all right looks like I can reach him Second Wind that's the healing spell foreign did that not work [Music] make way sure what happened there must be a difficult surface okay [Music] [Music] okay so we healed ourselves I wonder if this is worth the cost okay back to my bar Wolfie miwi or the dark chlorine says collector-based vibes from Mass Effect yeah definitely Wolfie miwi says the narrator is voiced by Amelia Tyler who famously also voiced Eva Ritter and atharu in Amnesia rebirth as well as narissa and when darag the Pathfinder games cool thank you for that okay how can I help my team [Music] um I'll do this [Music] and I'll Target her [Music] or not did I waste it [Music] Blaze War take only half the damage from bludgeoning Charmed person to speak with animals vicious mockery healing word with Heist laughs [Music] he's he's a that guy's already threatened [Music] all right so we did a hideous laughter on him and what's this perform play a tune to attract and Delight those around you what's that do shove [Music] healing word bartic inspiration there we go okay cool reactions respond to events and triggers even outside of your turn you can toggle them on or off and whether they automatically Trigger or ask for input opportunity attack okay all right let's try perform form pay attention to attract and Delight that surrounds you play an upbeat foot Tapper to attract and Delight those around you rousing battle chance crowd pleaser a mysterious tune a jaunty C Shanty or a troubled Bard's ballad let's try a battle cheat thank you all right and now I'll walk away from time battles and end okay we've got the Mage hand here we could throw uh shove fly if we can finish this guy off [Music] all right [Music] um okay uh fly Smith summon shove all right I guess I don't know what to do so intern Al okay it's this guy's turn ranged attack let's try a ranged attack 85 percent nice you proved surprisingly adequate now to the hell okay summons you've summoned a creature companions some allies can join you on your adventure you can call them [Music] what you made oh my God [Music] oh but uh dragging them to an equipment slot all right scimitar like crossbow hand crossbow three to eight damage three to ten damage that's better scroll up revify revive a companion keychain Alchemy pouch amethyst and gold all right anything else I can interact with up here okay we've got an ax uh zero to five damage that's three to eight damage I guess I'll put that there I'll pad attack you will automatically use your bonus action to make an offhand attack while using two weapons can I give this to my other companion [Music] if you want [Music] a battle I can alright so her short bow is three to eight damage the seven damage It's also two to seven damage all right so that's a two-handed weapon so she can't have that and the Hand crossbow that's four to 13 damage the ax that I gave to party horn is way worse than that three to eight so her sword is a lot better we'll keep that on her for now all right without delay Ed looted empty empty did we loot this guy no like crossbones all right uh two to seven that's two to nine so the crossbow is better [Music] okay Swift as my feet can carry me gold another hand ax Le and let's give the hand ax to her lizelle she can have an off-handed weapon oh she can't [Music] equipped with both hands okay so her long sword is a two-handed weapon so she can't hold this as well thank you all right so that's two to seven damage that's three to the ten zero to five okay on him it's zero to five and Mike says you can zoom with your mouse wheel for a closer field of view all right thank you [Music] all right we healed up won't be able to take we need to get out before it's too late [Music] all sorts of stuff okay we got a simple robe I'm currently wearing a simple jerkin so this is the simple robe is worse than my simple jerk she's wearing armor which is way better than what I just got short sword three day damage Scimitar three to eight Rapier three to ten damage that's better [Music] oh but it's not an offhanded weapon [Music] not proficient with martial weapons or scimitars am I proficient with this okay put that there I guess [Music] [Music] [Music] another splinter [Music] [ __ ] touch nothing without knowing its purpose okay Greg says you can hit tab to view your whole party oh thank you Greg this is much better [Music] it's gonna make Inventory management so much better so that's three to eight I'll put it over there that's also three to eight that's three to ten so that's better it's two to nine though why is that so much better I guess just because I'm I'm specked into it because I have Push proficiency with the weapon yeah I guess so she's wearing a 15 armor advantage on skill checks simple jerkin 10 11 15. [Music] that's wonderful thank you for that all right let's see what can I interact with there's a backpack over here [Music] Malachite and gold [Music] what is this I could attack the nautiloid tank mind flare pod [Music] sacrificed cultist sapped damn it you can be out there we have no time for stragglers [Music] okay let's see there's no time I need to get out of here I'll look around there must be some way to get this thing open or we can look for a latch that might open the lid the construction is too alien nothing looks familiar this ship is crashing do you intend to die for a stranger [Music] I'll look around [Music] they did something to it when they sealed me in hurry please okay this contraption next to the pod mysterious liquid [Music] stay calm I'll find a way to get this open [Music] okay well that was wrong I guess the console appears dormant we could hit it or look for a switch or beliefs the mechanisms are completely unrecognizable what just happened uh what just happened I'm so confused got interrupted I guess I'm being attacked by an intellect Devourer okay let's try ranged attack hold on I should do a bardic inspiration first right [Music] Target self invalid Target okay never mind [Music] please [Music] okay let's try flourish but I'm out of range okay foreign [Music] [Music] okay let's use range on her [Music] then let's get as close as we can I guess my path be true and it's dazed bartic roll oh I must have gotten that from the barn from my from my bark okay cool not enough resources all right so let's intern okay now this guy can uh main hand attack piercing strike two turns possibly throw your enemy off balance deal regular damage and possibly inflict gaping wounds which cause extra damage and that's a ranged attack weakening strike a non-lethal attack [Music] oh it lasts two turns [Music] thank you [Music] saved was that good or bad right now the last time I turned my back to an enemy I got attacked so I'm not going to do that I'm going to end the turn I will ascend and I'm right next to this guy so let's see uh let's do lacerate for piercing shot let's try lacerate foreign all right well I did good uh despite being a little confused I did good nothing nothing okay let's go back to this machine over here [Music] the console appears dormant let's look for a switcher release the mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first but then you spy an empty socket okay I need to find a socket so let's we need to find something to put into the socket sacrificed cultist let's see the discussions flickers in his eyes but he seems totally unaware of his surroundings [Music] elaborate reliquary burnished necklace dark mind or an illicit manuscript leave me out faint images appear in your mind a brain a good Yankee Warrior and centuries of Darkness [Music] tools to pick a lock all right I got a brain in a jar perhaps I can unlock her with that all right so that's my way out okay let's see if we can slot this into the machine the console appears dormant the mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first buying and socket okay well the brain in the jar that I found apparently doesn't go in the socket um before I hit it I'm gonna walk around again one more time just to make sure I didn't miss something I mean there is this console right here [Music] ionic energy radiates from the prisoners they do not react whoops all right middle button turned them alive can I push this button I'm gonna push this one oh no now I gotta attack him great so here 75 percent foreign [Music] did that give us a buff I guess that gave us a buff [Music] way [Music] so get out of range intern oh okay so let's try Rush attack Miss crap [Music] and that's it I could try to shove him [Music] but I'm out of resources here all right foreign right let's try a distance here we could weakening strike but that's too far away for damage [Music] then I healed myself okay and that's it that's intern [Music] okay uh piercing shot [Music] 49 percent so let's run main hand attack eighty percent okay we've got gold and a bottle mysterious liquid Ron's necklace okay let's see bronze necklace smells of rust can I place it there you go okay furnished let's give her the bronze one and we'll we'll give me the burnished one [Music] okay well let's see what happens if we push the final button nothing all right let's heal up alt Grendel says sorry to bother you walks could you move your thumbnail picture to the top left we can't see the mini map oh okay [Music] and then uh the Astro nerd boy says Ox your image is blocking the minimap any chance of moving it to the left side of the screen okay well I did that hopefully that'll help right I've interacted with everything that I can hear I think so the only thing I can do next is try and hit the machine to let her out I mean I could try and hit these brain jars but [Music] all he says is on [Music] curious examine brain jar several brands are trapped in this device gently kept afloat in cerebro's spinal fluid I mean I could attack it [Music] all right well let's hit it [Music] the console appears dormant [Music] hit it nothing the console remains dormant [Music] ah what is a completely complete first it's by an empty socket okay well what do I put in the socket [Music] I haven't picked up anything except for this dark mind [Music] a humanoid brain alive and in perfect condition suspended in cerebral spinal fluid thank you ouch come on get me out of this thing the pods stuck fast I can't free you got a copy there has to be another way please it cannot be helped come well I'm uh coming up with a loss here wait there's a brine bulb can I attack that [Music] I will not die here [Music] CAT5 says next room is a key for the chest in this room okay [Music] well I guess we'll move on to the next room [Music] all right cerebral Aquarium what does this do all things we are nearing the hell once inside do as I say all right Chad says I'm going into the wrong room [Music] this room it's the room I came from oh wait no it's not gold key oh certain items such as Keys ingredients and camp supplies are sorted into handy containers in your inventory okay can I use this key all right let's go try the key the console appears dormant [Music] the mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first but then you spy an empty socket [Music] foreign [Music] well the key doesn't work on that [Music] I am slowly dying here [Music] maybe we can use the key on this chest yay use the gold key all right we've got onyx gold all right well let's go back into this room and see if we can find something used to release our friend here [Music] how many hosts of this cake infected mind flare pod dazed woman is trapped inside the Pod she doesn't notice you [Music] no no slave mind another brain dead thrall uh Eldritch roon a strange energy buzzes through this alien object you're sure you've never seen any of the like yet part of you recognizes it as a component of some bigger machine hey that must be what we need trolls next to pod there it is rescue the captain all right let's see what's inside the cartilage cartilaginous chest and we got okay so it was the Eldritch room right what's this oh should we just place our hand on the console sure might as well as he place your hand on here is something a presence connected to the Pod commanding the person inside to change oh it was a bad idea whoops oh no I shouldn't have put my hand on the pod that was a bad idea rap cake changed at the pull of a lever how if we are not purified this may be Our Fate okay so we don't have to fight it before it's our time okay let's go rescue what's her name I mean can we release this guy now that we've changed him newborn mind flyer stares at you we can dazed okay wow let's keep that guy in there [Music] the console appears dormant insert the Rune into the socket [Music] the console hums to life what is its purpose will it free the captain or transform her like that other unfortunate okay well we can pass an Arcana check to take a closer look at the powered up console difficulty 10 roll the dice oh just just glow and organic lines of the device make it seem more like a beating heart than a machine this device is different from the one that caused the other captive to transform will open the nearby pod well it's risk it since the only other option is to leave her there we'll place our hand on the console [Music] then discomfort Fades and another sensation washes over you connection Authority we can pass a wisdom and an illicit check whatever that is being implanted with a mind player tadpole is a fate worse than death isn't it to will the Pod to open difficulty too okay I mean I I can still lose it but let's try yay all right 18. boom success the biomechanical brain of the console process your command do it do whatever runs across your mind feels [Music] at last but there's poison on the ground feel first [Music] what she's dead whoops [Music] what magic is this um we can drop it or keep it I think I'll keep it just in case [Music] item received a mysterious artifact a many-sided artifact of blackened iron engraved with pulsating runes something stirs Within okay she's dead oh look at all that stuff I don't mind if I do uh can I resurrect her don't I have a spell to like resurrect her or something [Music] us I guess not check the scroll you've gone from her okay Scroll of detect thoughts Focus your mind to read the thoughts of certain preachers while talking to them it's a single use [Music] quill circlets [Music] Armor class 13. [Music] mace zero to five damage that's worse than my Rapier studded Shield I'm not proficient with shields leather boots same as what I have Shadow heart clothes better than my homely clothes I guess tasteful boots camp supply pack Alchemy pouch keychain [Music] well I mean I feel awful I I saved her but then she got poisoned to death by standing on the poison and I don't see anything Scroll of revify okay revive a companion oh but it's only for companions [Music] top left item in your Bard's inventory [Music] foreign [Music] well I'm about to die myself if I keep standing on that I don't know how to use it on her she never joined your party so I guess we can't revive her it's on your bar it's on my bar is it oh yeah [Music] I can't use it oh well that's a shame [Music] [Music] miracles oh my God right but we'll let them duke it out [Music] we must escape now do it we will deal with the cake after we escape [Music] now okay disadvantage from equipment what does that mean disadvantage from equipment [Music] inspiration okay uh uh ranged attack disadvantaged from equipment what does that mean did I equip something that makes it less likely for me to make ranged attacks [Music] wow [Music] okay I need to change my equipment is it the armor I'm not proficient with medium armor oh [Music] a strike right piercing shot lacerate [Music] taste my Fury foreign so this is the song that I cast on her not enough enough movement okay [Music] vegetable intern thank you taking the disengage action lets you leave an enemy's melee range without taking opportunity attacks uh I'm gonna heal myself [Music] Robert says why does your Bard look like the wolf man he's an orc he's just a very fuzzy orc Von wreck gifted five oxhorn memberships to the community congratulations to Connor Pavel Deva Danilo and chemo foreign disadvantage from equipment again okay so I'm still wearing something oh it's got to be the shield yeah because I'm not proficient with shields there you go the disadvantage went away all right let me try and do um [Music] the creature must have an intelligence or five or more well I don't know what he's got um charm a person [Music] insult a creature okay this is [Music] vicious mockery okay uh and that's all of my turns I guess can I not enough resources all right so I gotta end my turn here now she can do a rush attack uh arranged attack a pommel strike so that's one to four damage two to nine damage [Music] 42 disadvantage Target is too close okay so main hat attack 4-13 [Music] there we go then let's do a Pummel strike Target cannot be an inanimate enemy oh I killed it I killed it okay all right so we've got this guy over here not enough movement well I guess let's get close [Music] sir not too close [Music] okay ranged attack 90 percent foreign [Music] [Music] can I do that to myself I can't I can't Target myself as a bar so never mind that possibly throw your Target off balance all right let's get closer and that's as far as I can go with let's see we've got this big [Music] Let's uh summon a magehand I guess and let's put it there all right now let's get closer so we can do damage in the next turn on the move [Music] all right we're out of range for a pommel strike and we don't need to heal so we're gonna end turn we're dead okay um I've got a 35 chance to get him from there so let's get closer waste a step [Music] that is gonna improve my shot chance nope still 35 because he's got a high defense [Music] and I can't get within melee range of him so I'm gonna go ahead and do could I do a piercing shot now let's try it and I missed [Music] guys so that ends turn then time to start now Rush attack foreign [Music] damage but it's only a 30 chance that's a 40 chance it's better but still your attack was resisted and the entity took half damage examine an entity to see its resistances okay um resistances to slashing piercing bludgeoning fire lightning cold and poison um fiendish blessing protected by the blood of the fiendish ancestors cambians have a plus two bonus to their armor class is currently threatened all right so if those hits resistances what is he weak to [Music] it's not telling me but essentially every single attack is uh he's resistant to it thank you okay this is the hand we could throw [Music] shove or fly [Music] for attack [Music] all right intern I guess we must take the transponder oh okay I'm doing something wrong here I need to be doing um I need to be going to the transport these boots have seen everything hurry before they strike and Mike says leave the big guy alone go to the panel yeah you're right uh okay [Music] 90 percent [Music] okay Victory awaits [Music] 85 percent [Music] didn't quite kill it [Music] [Music] okay 90 chance on that guy and 70 chance on that guy [Music] let's try and finish this guy off nice and let's move closer I'll catch a break 65 chance what if I get closer make way ah it's still 65. better than nothing for the hand trying to get him closer thank you [Music] Come a Little Closer [Music] okay so this guy's chasing us here [Music] another step forward missed [Music] all right I killed her weights help a downed calic character Dash bro I mean I want to distract this guy so I need to Stand My Ground must take a short rest before doing glass right good [Music] no time to waste foreign I think I should be able to get it now there's the transpondence alien transponder you've made it in time [Music] [Music] oh [Music] okay that was good I guess we did a good thing there by helping the lovecraftian creature thing I'm a little confused like is he a bad guy are we helping the bad guys what are we [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] well that was lucky [Music] as you wake the tadpoles squirms in your skull it's so gross we can check ourselves for injuries or we can Orient ourselves where did we land let's Orient ourselves the chaos of the crash site confuses the landscape to find a settlement or landmark and you'll need to do it quickly tadpole is a death sentence and the clock is ticking you need a cure Journal updated find a cure okay well where's our friend we lost her mangled Fisher Shadow heart dead who is shadowheart okay well I'm not proficient with shields and I get a huge penalty in combat when I use them so crude base zero to five my Rapier is better [Music] so nothing I looted from the body is very good Pavel says gifts were once slaves to mind players but managed to get free and now they are they are sworn enemies in planescape torment you can learn their history including split into githyan Ki and git zarine thank you Shadows Find A Way Forward a trap disarmed toolkit rope and a hammer thank you an old floppy hat oh yeah [Music] nice I'm a cowboy pouch another potion all right there's another mangled mangled fisherman over there Mur grass it's mirror grass recipe unlocked foreign intellect Devourer backpack fresh water there must be a settlement somewhere nearby camp supplies all right and then shanties for the bad Queen oh God here we go and we've rolled with the spray upon our necks and we all row with the spray up on our backs and we all row with the sea beneath our feet and the jerk Queen stays the storm wave mother wave mother lashes to the prowl wave mother wave mother we ask to seal your skirt if you allow wave mother wave mother sink as if you will wave mother wave mother our skulls are yours with Brine and sand to fill all right Souls away and anchor still the wind won't move without the jerk Queens Will Will Wait gladly years and days till the jerk Queen brings the waves hey ho she told us so hey ho she told us so poetry lovely perfumed letter good thank you sigh I love you there I said it and if you meet me tomorrow I'll say it again and again and keep on saying it till we're old and gray so let's do it let's go to Baldur's Gate I know it's risky but so is staying here the last few months have been hard but they're always a little easier when you're there leave your boat and meet me at the hill overlooking the old bridge bring whatever you can carry will make do without the rest don't be late love on a [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] Waypoint discovered you've discovered a waypoint you'll be able to teleport to this location by selecting it on your map Alchemy you can craft your own potions all right [Music] a fish and a bottle Bella Donna into sigil Circle the Astro nerd boy says Shadow heart is the girl who died on the ship I think revify works on her now oh really okay um well let's try it out Justin commoner [Music] more of those piece if I can find my way back okay we got a another sword three to six damage it's worse than what I've got okay let's see if I can find her body okay let's try revify oh it worked it's gone the artifact what have you done with it we could say none of your concerned it's mine now or here take it uh well it is hers and I feel bad for killing her so here take it thank you that you shouldn't have had it to begin with we've got the same problem after all let's try to find a solution together before it's too late I feel bad for taking all of your clothes can I give those back we could say you're on your own or all right fine Let's Stay Together lead the way okay daughter of Darkness press J to view uh daughter of Darkness continue traveling with Shadow heart we recruited Shadow heart a half elf and fellow not to Lloyd escapee she perished in the crash however we resurrected her I mean I resurrected her I don't know where the other person was um where where is our other friend she is really not doing well can I heal her feeling better your replenishable resources are dwindling take a long rest to restore hit points and other resources tell you what uh we gotta give this lady some clothes so let's give her some leather boots um homely clothes [Music] um I don't remember what she was wearing Bandits armor I guess [Music] was that what she was wearing then we should probably give her some better gear crude mace quill let's see scimitar that's what I have I've got a Rapier [Music] hey what is she proficient with she's not proficient with the scimitar she [Music] character sheet she's a cleric what is she all right so if she's a cleric she needs a mace yeah all right she does two to seven damage with that mace a change shirt oh this is her armor there you go 13. I could wear the bandits armor okay Circle it where does the circle it go let's give that to her I guess uh can she have an offhanded weapon she can't uh short sword foreign she does two to seven damage but she's not proficient with that weapon so we'll keep that simple robe can she have a shield she can okay plus two to Armor class looks like she is proficient with that that's a studded Shield is that better plus two to armor glass two to Armor class okay we saved your life I'm happy about that mangled Fisher did we lose that body yeah I think we did now um we found that note on the body of the guy over here and he was gonna go meet his lover and I feel so awful that he's dead so I wonder if we can use our spell to resurrect him thank you Target must be a playable character oh man okay let's take a look at the map uh this is the map of your surroundings you can view quest locations and place custom markers you can also teleport to waypoints you've discovered okay so overgrown ruins this is the crash site are we on a tick and clock like do I have to solve this Quest in a timely fashion right is this the Fast Travel marker I found it is okay ancient door it's locked did you get that open easily maybe there's another entrance well I also I've got a oh that's a trap disarm hit all right well it looks like the only path available to me is back through the crash site oh dead Fisher [Music] commence battle High Ground rules positioning is important ranged attacks from above are most likely to hit one strike could be lethal right ninety percent chance [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] okay she's a cleric what does she have fire Bolt Pearl a motive fire one to ten damage concussive smash two to seven damage okay that's not in range that's not in range that is in range done now what have I got here uh Shield of Faith protect a creature from attacks increases armor class by two [Music] nice all right one to four damage three to ten three to ten gaping wounds so I've got two piercing strikes what are the differences between these two [Music] weakening strike non-lethal attack but it this guy's almost dead not really I could do that [Music] for [Music] nice shared initiative party members next to each other in the initiative order can act simultaneously you can switch between them freely and take their actions in any order um [Music] never a dull moment okay so let's see [Music] perhaps our survival isn't such a distant Prospect take a short rest to recover half of your hit points on some of the resources open the rest menu and initiate a short rest go to the level up wow A lot has happened here level up real breathing despite everything Bard level two all right helping please a lot of things flying by the screen great Pebble says I've seen 24 hours of gameplay and no ticking clock that's great Mark Van wucht became a silver Ox thank you Mark all right choice is pending let's see uh [Music] spells choose the spell you know from the list below spells require spell slots to cast unless a feature States otherwise replace spell pending gained a spell available okay Thunder Wave release a wave of thunderous force that pushes away all creatures and objects sleep long Strider increases movement speed heroism feather fall fairy fire dissonant Whispers right in a creature Skies Bane up to three creatures receive penalty to attack rolls and saving throws um okay let's try uh straight Thunder win [Applause] [Music] spells inflict wounds The Guiding bolt healing word Shield of faith and pure wounds well since I don't understand really what's going on I'm just gonna accept the people for now okay well let's loot one day I'll catch a break abducted nobleman [Music] you've stepped on a surface that could become dangerous if affected by elements like fire or lightning most surfaces like this can be washed away with water silver lockets a walnut a Rapier and gold I could attack the nautiloid tank that's probably a bad idea dead mind flare a spiked bulb I guess that's a throne projection and a privilege chest okay foreign of speed a skull and a void bulb and I think that's everything in the ruins of the ship thieves tools great open locks whatever that means I can go back and um oh okay thieves tools [Music] thank you sleight of hand all right difficulty five Steve's Tools Plus One dexterity plus two jack of all trades plus one success all right what'd I get what'd I get a leather helmet great let's see dexterity saving throws plus one all right light armor oh man but I love my cowboy hat oh well we got some Mur grass here Belladonna over here [Applause] foreign then I guess I'll just follow the path we couldn't get into that Temple because it was locked is there anything off the beaten path over here face on recipe unlocked ashes of baysome well I hear voices hey I've got one of those brain things corners there in the cross you can kill it can't you like you killed the others all right three options easily a stand back or kill it yourself you look capable enough or leave well he looks like he's in distress so we'll say easily stand back [Music] not the sound not if you want to keep that darling neck of yours and you your distance no need for this to get messy I need him alive Stow that blade or I'll show you just how messy things can get promises promises but I have other business I'm afraid now I saw you on the ship didn't I not we could nod we could shake our head or we could melee attack head but the elf 14. strength minus one oh man melee weapon proficiency plus two I'm gonna risk it yeah oh yeah no no what a way ah what a way yes you wriggling little your mind twists to the unfamiliar eyes prowling dark busy streets try to hold the memory but it fades to the worm the light the fear what was that what's going on um we could say it's the Mind flayers worm it connected us or we could pass the strength to check to see to grab his knife arm and twist or a dexterity check to slip free while he's distracted we'll pass the dexterity check okay it's only a 10. nice success I soar into your mind they took you just the same as me and a thing I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards no apologies we could say apology accepted I might have done the same way if the roles were reversed or glad to see we're all cut up now or you'd better have more to offer than apologies let's do that because I don't I don't like this guy I'm out of wine with flowers so I hope an introduction will suffice my name's Astorian I was in Boulder's Gate when those beasts snatched me interestingly my companion disapproved of that dialogue Choice um I don't know if you saw it because my screen was covered by my camera so it looks like she likes it if we try to Parlay all right we could pass a Bulgarian check to introduce ourselves and say that we are Bulgarian too or baldurian too we could tell him our name and story or we could not well if I'm a Bard and I'm trying to make friends we'll try to find some common ground here and introduce ourselves is that so we clearly move in different circles oh do we so you know anything about these worms um we could say yes unfortunately they'll turn us into mind flares I don't I know we don't want them in our heads or you know as much as I do let's go ahead and tell him what we'd know I mean it doesn't it's not gonna hurt anything to divulge that turn us into of course it'll turn me into a monster what else did I expect although it hasn't happened yet if we can find an expert someone that can control these things there might still be time I mean you just held a knife up to my neck I'm kind of holding a grudge right now control it we can say we need to get rid of it or you should travel with me our odds are better together or I need to get moving but you can shelter at my camp or I've wasted enough time here farewell let's first say control it we need to get rid of it well yes of course but first things first I'm happy to have another companion you know I was ready to go this alone but maybe sticking with the herd isn't such a bad idea and you seem like a useful person to know all right I accept lead on okay new companion Party Line your party is shown on the side of your screen the portraits show your characters health and conditions rag the portraits apart to split the party you can split the party huh all right scared boar which way were we coming from I think we came from that way so no we came from this way well I'm hoping we can find our other friend so let's go back into the ruins of the ship stuff all right that's back to where we were footprints and maybe even more that survived the crash there's goblins over there worth checking for supplies Maybe [Music] approach the sigil on the stone magic Glitters and swirls from it erratically as if functioning functioning slightly dangerous we could touch the sigil or leave [Music] I mean it looks slightly dangerous so maybe we need to find something to repair it first I want to finish exploring this Campus of this ooh dead goblins Goblin bow Supply pack Goblin scimitar panda okay so here's a bow guy oh all this crap let's see three to eight damage three to ten damage [Music] not proficient with this weapon Goblin bow is worse than my light crossbow what does he have he has a short bow [Music] four to nine three to eight I mean it's not better can he use the scimitar no he uses the knife that's a dagger that's a dagger she needs a ranged weapon though [Music] Pavel says that the gift woman is further from the crash site trapped I see yeah a mind flayer it's hurt I'd rather it be heard than me but do be careful all right let's talk to it you approached the dying monster this is the thing that abducted you you could end its life here and now if only you didn't feel compassion you could give in to the emotion or we could say this isn't right step away or we could say no you should be furious shouldn't you I should be furious shouldn't I yes you feel hate and you deserve to be punished for it no I know you should be whipped made to Bow before this creature in shame what it's possessing your mind forcing you to love it but then the feeling slips the creature's mind seems to focus elsewhere we could pass an intelligence check to concentrate on its thoughts we need to pass a 10 we've got plus two from intelligence and jack of all trades let's do it oh yes success your minds fuse lusting for something that is gone but then it's grip claws back with a vengeance a vice locking your mind into obedience need sustenance to survive and with your very body you can provide we could submit to the feeling lean in as if for a kiss or we could pass a wisdom check yeah to say resist the intrusion with everything we have and it's a five and we've got a plus one from Jack of all trades can we pass it nice the monster lies exhausted defeated its eyes wet orange pearls radiate malice we could leave it to die slowly but we could close Those Eyes Forever let's just end it and be done with it good death is too good for it but on the body we've got a voidable but a caustic ball okay my world is starting to expand here um there's the overgrown ruins our companion said we could probably get around behind it and we see a path over here that seems to go right towards the overgrown ruins but it's still really early in the game do I really want to explore a dungeon right now shouldn't I be focusing on healing myself and finding my other lost companion [Music] I've got five minutes let's see what's down this path [Music] and I think we've been here [Music] yeah it Loops back around so it looks like we only have one way to go [Music] over here on to the right okay before we touch that let's see if we can find something to fix it [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] torn next trap not much use anymore smashed cash okay um well curiosity is getting the better of me I'm going to go ahead and touch this portal thing we'll crunch the sigil on the stone magic Glitters and swirls from it erratically does it malfunctioning slightly dangerous touch it who could have predicted oh a hand anyone okay we could slap the hand we could say who are you or we could pass a Bard Charisma check a check to attune ourselves to the sigil's magic and then bid it to quiet down let's do that all right past the seven check we've got plus three to Charisma and plus one from Jack of all trades let's do it oh continue whatever you're doing it's working wonders now a quick little pull should do the trick all right we saved a guy somehow oh hello I'm Gail of Water Deep apologies be better at this our party grows is he gonna join us um no need to apologize we can say are you all right or at introductions he's usually better at this or at not wasting the time of passing adventurers I certainly hope so we're gonna be polite to this guy we are asked for all a charismatic Bard with big tusky teeth a bit shocked but friend it's a relief and a pleasure to make your acquaintance okay I know you don't I in a manner of speaking you were on the North Lloyd as well never mind the nautiloid how did you get stuck in that stone or you don't trust this man draw your weapon well we can say I was yes um I was but I'm curious about how he got stuck in the stone I don't know what transpired exactly but the ship broke into pieces and I suddenly found myself in free fall cause I was plummeting to certain death a spider glimmer quite near where I estimated my body to impact with less than Savory propulsion recognizing this glimmer to be magical in nature I reached out to it with a weaving of words and found myself on the other side as it were how about you how did you survive the fall I like this guy he's funny and honestly I don't know to be honest I haven't a clue we could say I took control of the ship landed it safely and saved the day or I survived that's all that matters we'll be honest with this guy and say we don't have a clue fair enough I have the unfortunate suspicion your Survivor is still very much in Jeopardy back on the ship you too were on the receiving end of a rather unwelcome Insurgent in the ocular region were you not go on we could say or couldn't have phrased it more repellently myself or that's hardly any of your business let's do number two the sugar coating it is there tea we speak of this parasite are you aware that after a period of excruciating gestation it will turn us into mind flayers it's a process known as ceramorphosis and let me assure you it is to be avoided I believe you you don't happen to be a cleric by any chance do you a doctor surgeon uncannily adroit with a knitting needle know enough about our condition to realize it's beyond most cleric skills most no doubt but I find myself hoping to be in the presence of the few you don't happen to be one of them we could say I was going to ask you it's a bar check to say I can tend to basic wounds and ailments but alien parasites I'm afraid not as we have established few enough can exactly a common Affliction we're most certainly going to need a Healer and soon too how about we lend each other a helping hand once more and look for a Healer together sounds like a plan you're welcome to join me or we could reject his offer we'll go ahead and grow our party most excellent parasite shared is a parasite art or something to that effect Oh but before you think you're about to embark on a journey with most ill-mannered a man thank you for pulling me out of that stone it was an act of foresighted kindness I assure you I have a feeling ample opportunities will present themselves for me to return the favor see this guy is polite I like this guy the other guy tried to knife me and this guy and he's nice all right well uh we gotta level up here for asterian now level two okay actions he's a rogue a high elf Road okay can we make any changes looks like we can't so and then Gail leveled up too [Music] a lot going on here class features a [ __ ] unlocked spell slot two games two spells okay choice is pending two spells um burning hands fire damage charm a person chromatic orb hurl a sphere that deals Thunder damage okay um color spray blind a creature Sky itself expedia's Retreat her expeditious retreat gain Dash immediately and as a bonus action on each of your turns until the spell ends false life level one necromancy spell hmm feather fall find familiar summon a familiar a face spirit that takes an animal form of your choosing ice knife throw a Shard of ice wow enhanced leap long Strider magic Missile magic Missile I haven't even played D and I I've heard that Meme before shoot three magical darts each dealing damage they always hit their target protection from evil and good protect an ally against the attacks and powers of aberrations celestials Elemental spay fiends and Undead Ray of sickness a necromancy spell poison an enemy Shield when you're about to be hit by an enemy increased your armor class by five or Tasha's hideous laughter well we've already got that on The Bard well let's see um let's do burning hands and then let's do ice knife and then these are prepared spells Grease cover the ground with grease slowing creatures within and possibly making them fall prone Thunder Wave release a wave of thunderous force that pushes away enemies sleep which bolt link yourself to a target with a bolt of lightning deal an additional 1 to 12 lightning damage each turn by activating it okay and Mage Armor well um I don't really know what else to do so I'll just click accept well I'm glad we decided to poke that thing and see what happens Von wreck gifted five Oxford memberships to the community and congratulations to Airship Kitty Matthew Smith hacking and wacken Arc Knight and Def Jam up that's great our party grows we've got a Bard a rogue a cleric and I guess he's a wizard and we got a new fast travel marker roadside Cliffs and the overgrown ruins well I need to save let's save new save and that's it for me that's four hours of Baldur's Gate on release day an hour of it was spent downloading and installing the game but we got three hours into it I'm slowly becoming more familiar with the rather unique gameplay that we've got here I've never played a Baldur's Gate game before and it's been a long time since I've played the what feels like an old school RPG like this before so um this is kind of alien it's new water for me and uh it's making me a little uncomfortable it's it's kind of hard for me to navigate everything but as I play it's becoming a little bit more intuitive and I think I'm going to enjoy it as I play more I think the characters are pretty funny uh the story is a bit bewildering I have to admit I I'm not not exactly sure what's going on even the intro cinematic where you had the Mind flare in his ship I'm still trying to piece together exactly what was happening there so I I'm eager to explore the story some more to unlock more of the plot and understand what's going on a little bit better I am planning to play this some more if you like it let me know in the comment section below I've got scotch and smoke rings tonight that's my weekly show where we have an hour-long q a and then we play um a scary game today we're playing my friendly neighborhood my friendly neighborhood it's a lot of fun we played it last week if you want to get all caught up watch last last week's episode because we'll be continuing with that later tonight I've got to get to work on my lore video hope you guys enjoyed the broadcast today and I'll see you soon with Scots and smoke rings bye bye everybody thank you [Music]

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Published: Thu Aug 03 2023