(suspenseful music) (Coyote yelling in pain) (suspenseful upbeat music) (woman screaming) (Coyote groaning)
- Oh, my God! (film projector whirring) (big cat roaring) (dynamic jungle music) (big cat roaring) (rocks crumbling) (serene piano music) - I have been been bitten.
(Coyote yelling in pain) I have been stung.
(Coyote groaning) many,
(Coyote breathing rapidly) many, Ow! Many times. (Coyote groaning)
(bees buzzing) How much pain can one man possibly endure? Truth be told, quite a bit. In fact, some of the worst
injuries I have ever sustained actually had nothing to do with animals, but everything to do
with careless human error and the good old fashioned idea that sometimes you simply find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time. So to celebrate and entertain
all of you Coyote Pack members that love to see me in agony, we proudly give you an episode, that we have titled, "Ouch!
That Must Have Hurt." Oh, I almost forgot,
the obligatory warning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there will be blood. First up on our list of painful oopsies is an incident that happened before Brave Wilderness
was even a YouTube channel. On March 11th, 2011 at
approximately 2:46 p.m., a 9.1 magnitude earthquake took place off the coast of Japan. This natural disaster
caused a massive tsunami and is considered the largest
earthquake to ever hit Japan. At the time we were on the
Western side of Costa Rica filming what's known as a sizzle reel with the hopes of getting
our animal adventure series picked up as a TV show. Yes, that is a straw cowboy hat. Not sure why that seemed like a good idea, but sure is funny when
you look back at it. Unbeknownst to us, the quake
had hit and as a precaution, beaches across the Western
half of North and South America were closed due to the chance
of massive rogue waves. As I stood upon the
edge of a rocky outcrop completely clueless to the looming danger, this is what happened. (water roaring)
Whoa! What you can't see is the nearly 20 foot drop in front of me, which means this wave
was absolutely massive. We estimated it to be
over 30 feet in height. It picked me up, tumbled
and dragged me backward over nearly 50 feet of jagged rocks. I don't remember much,
but the damage to my body required two trauma kits
to close the lacerations and stop the bleeding in my
arms, legs, hips and chest. It's a miracle that I wasn't killed. Two cameras were destroyed in the process and as a result of this and my injuries, our trip came to an abrupt halt. Yep, that was a painful one. To lighten the mood a
bit, let's take a look at one of my most hilariously
painful encounters. I'm pretty sure we have
all been here before and next to being eaten alive by a whale, this was probably the most
requested pain zone moment the Coyote Pack has ever requested. I'm going for it anyways.
(quirky melodic music) (Coyote yelling in pain) Ow! Why did it have to be Legos? (Coyote groaning) For anyone that has
ever stepped on a Lego, you know it actually really hurts. I wouldn't put it on par
with the rogue wave hit, but boy, does it smart? Now help me across.
- Yes. (Marco laughing) I am the King of Sting. - [Coyote] While we are on
the track of painfully funny, I bet you all remember
my valiant athleticism needed to catch the tarantula hawk. Argh, got it!
- What happened? Go, go, go! - [Coyote] And the unexpected
spiny attack that followed. But if you missed that moment of pain, let's take another look. (Coyote groaning) Hold on a second, let me
get this under control. - Oh, my God, how are you
gonna get all those off? - Hold on, hold on, (groaning) Mark, I got a multi-tool on
the side of my pouch here. - Alright.
- Put your camera down. - Okay.
- Chance, you keep filming us. Mark, I'm gonna need your
help, man, I can't move my arm. (Coyote yelling in pain) Throwing your body into
the wild never ends well and I learned this once
again in the summer of 2020, while out looking for giant catfish. We anchored the boat and as I was deploying
into the murky water, I found myself in a
world of pain, (groaning) as I landed shin smack right into a rock. Without knowing how bad the injury was, I went on filming for
the remainder of the day and when it came time to call it a wrap and take off my wetsuit, bam,
a massive hematoma had formed. For all of you non-medical experts, a hematoma is defined
as localized bleeding outside of the blood
vessels due to trauma. The golf ball sized goiter
was painful and unsightly. I even shaved my leg around it, 'cause I thought it would be funny. The lump lasted for about four weeks and eventually my body absorbed the blood and I was good as new.
(water splashing) (Coyote groaning) There's a rock right there. (laughing) Oh, man, that's gonna leave a mark. That brings us to my last blunder, which happened while
boulder jumping in Arizona. Let's watch and see what it looks like, when a grown man falls off of a cliff. (woman screaming) (Coyote groaning)
- Oh, my God! - [Coyote] Okay, now let's
watch it again in slow motion. So here's what happened. When I touched down, my boot
landed on a weird rocky nub and it slipped causing
me to lose my balance. The weight of my backpack
pulled me even more off balance and I toppled head first off the cliff, lost my hat, did a full flip and landed on the rocks 15 feet below. - Did you get that on camera?
- Yeah. - [Coyote] By some miracle, my
head landed inside of my hat cushioning the fall and saving my skull from getting smashed on the jagged rocks. It was like watching
Wiley Coyote in real life fall off of a cliff after
chasing the Road Runner. In the end, my shoulder, neck and back were messed up for half a year, but I didn't break a single bone and to this day I have
made a full recovery. So what did we learn today, kids? Don't mess with water, it's very powerful. Don't play with cacti, (groaning loudly) because they are very sharp. Don't jump off of boats into murky water, because that is where rocks like to hide. Always put away your Legos,
because they can be lethal and never jump on rocks, especially with today's
technology of drones, because if you want to
get epic B roll shots like the ones that will
close out this video, all you need to do is fly your
camera over the landscapes. (melodic orchestral music) Hey, Coyote Pack, still in the mood for some
hilarious moments of pain? Then make sure to go back
and watch "Just the Bite," which features some of my most
entertaining animal chops. And don't forget, subscribe,
enjoy memberships, so you can brave alongside me and the crew on our next wild adventure. (Coyote yelling in pain) (melodic orchestral music) (big cat roaring) (bird calling) (birds chirping)
