(Coyote screaming)
(tense dramatic music) (Coyote groaning) - Oh, geez (screams). (Coyote grunting) I'm Coyote Peterson, and
I'm about to be bitten. One, two, three. (Coyote screaming) (film projector whirring)
(big cat roaring) (dynamic jungle music) (rocks crumbling) (tense dramatic music)
(animals calling) I think we can all
agree with the statement that my job bites. Over the past six years, I have put myself through
an incredible world of pain, so, that we can all learn firsthand, no pun intended, just
how damaging the bite of an animal can be. Sure, it's fair to say that
a great deal of entertainment has also come out of these
little human experiments, but as long as the Coyote Pack is learning that it's always smart
to stay a safe distance from certain creatures in the wild, I'm happy to have taken
on the brunt of this pain. (Coyote screaming) To celebrate my embodiment
as a human chew toy, we have decided to compile
everyone's favorite, painfully snackable moments
in an episode titled, "Just the Bite". Oh, and for all you squeamish viewers, this is your official
warning, there will be blood. (tense dramatic music)
(twigs crumbling) Oh, there it goes (grunts). Wow, you're looking at a
living nightmare right there. I can't tell you how many
people have requested me to get bitten by this creature. Okay, got a hold on it. Look at those fangs, ooh.
(tense dramatic music) (Coyote screaming) (Coyote grunting) - [Man] Describe the pain. - Immediately searing. Oh my gosh, it's so much
worse than a bullet ant sting. (Coyote groaning) - [Man] How sharp for are the fangs? - Hold on a second. Oh my gosh. (Coyote panting) (Coyote screaming) - [Man] I can see where
they went in right there. Double chomp. - [Coyote] Could you even see that, it bit, and like curled the skin up, and then let go and bit a second time. - [Man] Yeah. (Coyote grunting) Oh, wow. - I'm sorry, I can't compose
words right now, man (groans). (tense dramatic music) Okay, so we have now located the nest, wander back into there, and I will literally be under attack. I have rolled up my pant
legs, as you can see. - [Man] It's a great look by the way. - [Coyote] Yeah, no, this
is my classy jungle look. All right, I'm gonna grab one.
- Right here, look at this, they're just jumping out of this hole. - Got him, that is a big
soldier ant right there. Now, this species of ant only
bites, it does not sting, and I'm told that these
mandibles are so powerful, they can cut through skin. (Coyote screaming) Yep, definitely breaking
through the skin there. Oh, it's like little razorblades. Oh, do you see that? Yeah, he's popping holes into my finger. Ouch (groans)! Oh yeah, that hurts, he's
got me good right there. (Coyote screaming)
(Coyote grunting) it is really tough to
just keep my hands still, and you can see the blood
is now starting to pour out. - Oh!
- Ooh. - Holy cow, that is one
powerful little insect. (tense dramatic music) I am trying to mentally put myself in a place where I'm
not gonna feel the pain. I have a pretty high pain tolerance, but even still, having all
those tiny little teeth pop through my forearm in both sides, this is not gonna feel good. (Coyote patting)
(birds chirping) One, two, three (grunts). Ooh yeah, he is into my arm,
and he is holding on (grunts). Yup, all right, that feels like big needles
going into my forearm, and I can see there that those teeth are deep down into my skin (grunts). He's bitting out harder,
and harder, and harder. (Coyote grunting) Ooh yeah. Wow! Look at that. Oh man, he got really close
to a vein right there. (tense dramatic music) When this dog is on a leash, it is snapping, snarling,
spit, and slobber, this is a fully trained
tactical Belgian Malinois. All right, here we go. Come on buddy, come get me. (dog panting)
(Coyote grunting) (Coyote screaming) (dog growling)
(Coyote screaming) God, get him, get him, get
him, get him (screams). (dog growling)
(Coyote screaming) I surrender, I surrender,
I surrender (screams). (Coyote grunting)
(Coyote screaming) There it is. No question about it, the Belgian Malinois' bite is next level. (tense dramatic music) I'm gonna gently reach
right down in there, and pick it up, you ready?
(water bug screeching) - [Man] Ooh, delicate
little maneuver here. - [Coyote] Whoa, it's so strong. Oh man, I don't know if I
can go through with this. What they will do is reach
out with this forearms, and they have two hooks, right on end, they'll grapple on, and
pull it towards their face. Right on the face there is
what's called a rostrum, which is like a little hooked beak. Now, it is inside of a sheath, so as soon as they catch something, it comes out of that sheath, and it injects an
incredibly potent saliva. Now, the enzymes in that saliva will actually paralyze the victim. (Coyote screaming)
(Coyote grunting) - [Man] Goodness, dude, you are bleeding. (Coyote screaming) - This guys, this is worse than a sting. (tense dramatic music) Oh man, dude, I'm so
nervous going down there. I'm just afraid he's gonna break my wrist. He's that big. - [Man] You need to go, if somebody's gonna get him, it's you. (water bubbling) - Ooh, ooh. I've got it him.
- Hold on then. - I've got him, oh my God. - Hold on there.
- I got him, I got him. Calm down first, you got to calm down, 'cause if you don't calm down
you will not get this fish. - Okay.
- Calm down. - I got my fingers locked in his jaw, - Hang on, hang on, hang on. - I'm afraid he's gonna break my hand. - No, he ain't gonna break your hand. - Okay.
(tense dramatic music) - I got a hold on this
fish, hold it, buddy. He's big, hang on.
- Ooh, he crushing my hand. - Pull over his tail.
- Holy mackerel! Holy cow! Look at the size of that fish. (Coyote panting) Ooh, he's crushing my hand. That is a huge blue catfish.
- Don't wet the tail. - [Coyote] The largest catfish species here in North America. - You hold tight.
- I got him, I got him. - You loose that tail,
you gonna lose the fish. (water splashing)
(tense dramatic music) (animals calling) - That gets your nerves
going that's for sure. Look at that, there's one already, boom. Just like that instantaneous,
secure to my arm. Holy mackerel, my heart
is racing right now. Look at that, they are all over me. (Coyote grunting) Ooh, I can definitely
feel something happening. Ooh. It feels like sandpaper
grinding against my skin. They are completely swollen
with blood at this point, and the water is all red. As you can see the drips blood
falling down into the water. It's like a shark attack
happened right here in this container, it's crazy. (tense dramatic music) (man tapping) This is not a good idea. Kids never, ever, ever try this at home. (Coyote panting) Ready, one, two, three. (Coyote screaming)
(Coyote grunting) Ooh, I can hear a crack in the bamboo. Oh, geez (grunts). He's through, he's through,
he's through into my arm. Geez, it went right passed
the bamboo into my arm. (Coyote grunting) Yep, he pierced skin, I
can definitely feel it. I don't think I wanna do that again. (tense dramatic music) Oh! - What is it?
- There's one right here. - [Man] What? (water flowing)
(man screaming) What is that?
- There it is. (Coyote screaming)
- What is that? - [Coyote] Oh, gross (screams). There is is.
- What it that? - It's a hellgrammite. If you remember an Instagram
post I made a few weeks ago of a creature that looked
(screams), It's biting me. Okay, they do bite. There you have it. Everybody who wanna know, do they bite? Yes, they do bite, and it's latched onto my finger right now. Oh, that hurts, but
it's not breaking skin. (Coyote panting) Biting down harder. Can you imagine what it would be like to have one of these
things crawl into your ear? - [Man] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Ow, (pants). Ooh, that actually really hurts. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Looks pretty good dude. - I think it's actually
poked a hole in my ear. Ow, what do you guys think? Hellgrammite earrings? (tense dramatic music) Okay, now what's gonna happen
is Mario is gonna place it right on my forearm, and that mouth is. Oh, here there we go right there. - Suctioned.
- Ooh! - It is on.
- Ooh, yeah. (Coyote grunting)
(Coyote panting) Oh, wow, wow, that is a powerful suction. The suction power in the
mouth of this creature is about four times that of
your normal home vacuum cleaner. What it's doing right now
is just investigating around with those jawless lips it
is called a suctorial disc. Ooh, he's got a hold there. Now, the mouth is rather malleable, and in that mouth are around
150 cone shaped teeth. They use those teeth to lock into place. Oh, wow. I can definitely feel
something going to town there similar to the leeches, I can feel that tongue
working around on my skin. Look at the way that the teeth curved into my skin and suctioned on. You can see where those jawless
lips were locked in place. (Coyote whimpering)
- Oh, hang on. - He's going right through your glove. Oh, okay.
- Okay. - Let him twist his head.
- He's good? - I think he's (screams). Yeah, wow, oh. - He's on.
- Oh yeah. That is definitely much different
feeling than the forearm. Right up here.
- Okay, ready? - [Mario] (laughs) There you go. (Coyote screaming) That is way more painful
than the arm or the stomach. (Coyote panting) (Coyote screaming) Ooh wow. Every time it twists,
it's incredibly painful. Those needles, sharp
cone-shaped teeth digging in. (Coyote whimpering)
(Coyote laughing) It's really locked on. Maybe, ow (laughs). They don't call these things vampire fish for nothing, folks. Oh, there we go. (Coyote sighing)
(tense dramatic music) Like I said in the
beginning, my job bites, but if I'm really honest, I love my profession more
than you can possibly imagine. Sure, I go through some discomfort, but in my mind pain is nothing more than a test of one's might, and once it has been overcome, the adventure hails
tougher than ever before. I know what you were thinking, Coyote, when's the next bite? Well, all I can tell you right now, is that we have plenty of
jaw-dropping ideas in store. Stay tuned, Coyote Pack, the best, biggest, and most
brutal bites are still to come. Do you love watching me anguish in pain? Well then, maybe you will enjoy reading about me in pain just as much. Make sure to check out my newest book, "The Beast Of Bites", where we give you a behind the scenes look at how we always seem to pull off these wildly entertaining viral videos. To pick up your copy,
just click on the link in the video description below, and don't forget to subscribe, and bite the notification bell, so you don't go hungry before
our next wild adventure. (tense dramatic music) (bear growling)
(wolf yelping) (birds chirping)
