- Cameras are rolling. Here we go. I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm
about to enter the bite zone with the German Shepherd,
Doberman Pinscher, and the Belgian Malinois. All right, Jay, release the beast! Never gets any easier guys. (dramatic music) (dog barking) Ahh, ahh, God, get him, get him, get him. (dramatic music)
(film projector buzzing) (big cat roaring)
(dramatic music continues) (flames crackling) (stately orchestral music) - [Wolf] It's a beautiful
sunny morning here in West Virginia and
welcome to Glade Springs. Today's event promises to
be painfully entertaining, as self-proclaimed beast
of bites, Coyote Peterson, is going to be strategically taken down and of course bitten by
three truly terrifying, yet professionally trained canines. (dog barks) Peterson will be wearing
a Kevlar bite suit, and while it will protect him from lacerations and punctures,
it does not have padding, and he will feel every bit
of pressure in these bites. The playing field measures 60 feet, so once the canines are
released off the leash, Peterson will only have
seconds to prepare for impact, and running is not an option. Each dog will be ranked on
a scale of one through five across three categories: intimidation, impact, and bite force. I gotta tell ya, I seen some
dumb, ridiculous dog shows, but nothin' tops the insanity
that is the "Best in Bites". - Ahhhh! - [Wolf] Now, before we get eyes on the lineup of pooches, first a big thanks to our Marquet sponsor, Makor K9 of West Virginia. If you are in the market
for a tactically trained, law enforcement or home
security companion, give 'em a call. Not only do their dogs have the bark, you're about to see that they
definitely have the bite. Oo, first up will be a
German Shepherd named Mezzi. Weighing in at around 70 pounds and armed with an estimated
bite force of over 220 pounds, it's fair to say that this is not going to be a pretty scene. Peterson's second hit,
if he lasts that long, will come in the form of a
Doberman Pinscher named Moushka. Tippin' the scales at 95 pounds, his intimidation level
should be off the chart, and he proudly boasts
being a fully trained home security dog. Now, if players is still standin'
after the first two dogs, his final feat will be goin' up against a tactically trained Belgian
Malinois named Casia. Woo hoo hoo, 75 pounds of pure muscle, backed up by a bone crushing bite force, this dog is designed to
enforce a fast surrender. My goodness. Okay, Mr. Beast of Bites, no guts, no glory. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Best in Bites". (stately orchestral music) - Okay guys, I'm getting
ready for the first dog. I've decided to go with the
German Shepherd because, I mean, it's intimidating
based on its coloration. But hasn't been snapping,
hasn't been snarling yet. I'd say it's medium size
when it comes to its weight. And this is again, remember,
training for the dog. This is actually really fun for
these dogs to be doing this. It's almost like playing a game of fetch. The only difference is that I'm the toy at the end of the run. So cameras are rolling. Here we go. I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm
about to enter the bite zone with the German Shepherd. Here we go. (dramatic music) Hey boy, here I am. Here we go, here we go. Here I am, right here,
right here, right here. (dramatic music) Oh, oh, ah! Ah, ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah! Ow, ow, ow! Oh, oh, oh Ah, ah, he's gettin' close my hand! Surrender, surrender, surrender! Surrender! Ouch! - [Jay] Auf! Good boy! Auf! (Coyote breathing heavily) (dog barks) - [Wolf] Wow! Did you see the speed at
which Mezzi covered the field? I gotta say Peterson
held up and danced well in the presence of that
220 pound bite force. I woulda been cryin' for mercy before the dog even hit me. Okay, let's head back to the field and get an official tally. - Holy bone-crushing bite force! I would say that on a
scale of one to five, this being the first dog,
that was probably a three. I wanna say a three, maybe more. Oh, definitely more powerful than Maya, the Belgian Malinois that we
worked with a few years ago. And I called surrender at one point because my hand started
slipping out of the bite jacket and was becoming exposed. What I didn't want to happen
was for the dog to take one chomp further and actually
get teeth into my flesh. Phew! Intimidation level, I
would say probably a two. Not too much snapping to start off. Impact probably about a two as well. But the bite, definitely
without question, a three. Ahh! Oh my gosh. Oh, my heart is racing. (dramatic music) Okay, okay. We're good. I'm ready to go to the next dog. Aw, phew! (dramatic music) (Coyote breathing heavily) Never gets any easier, guys. Never gets any easier. I'm Coyote Peterson, and I'm about to be bitten
by the Doberman Pinscher. Here we go. All right, Jay, release the beast. Over here, buddy. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Ah! Right here. Ah, ah, ah, ugh, ugh! Ah, ah. Ah ah, ohhh! Ah! Oh, and the dog's so big
his teeth get all the way up on top of me. Ah! Yah, ugh! Ahh! Ooo, ooo, oo! Ah, ah, ah. Okay, I surrender, I surrender. I surrender. Ah, ahh! (dog barks)
(Coyote breathing heavily) Ahh, mmm! - [Wolf] Only a true bonehead
would sneak into a yard or a house with that pooch on the prowl. I mean, look at this replay. When it's up on its back legs, I think the dog is taller
than Peterson himself! Coyote's still rollin'
around on the ground. Come on, Mr. Bites, get up. We need an official tally. - Oh man. Oh! Let me catch my breath. (Coyote breathing heavily) Ugh, oh. Ughhh! Ahhh! Unnh! Holy mackerel. Oh my heart. My heart is going so fast
and I can hardly breathe. Oh my gosh. When you see a dog of that size barreling straight towards you, when he gets up on his back
legs, he's as tall as I am. I was looking his mouth right in my face. As I got my arm up, he
got me low on the wrist, which immediately was like, oh my gosh, he's gonna get my hand. He ended up working up towards my elbow, because I turned my arm. I was able to actually stay
up on my feet a little easier than I was the German
Shepherd, believe it or not. I think that's because of
the height of the dog itself. Now, my arm was deep back
into those teeth, too. The size of that dog's
head is absolutely massive. And even through this bite suit, man, I could feel a lot of pressure. once it really realized what
it was biting down onto, those bites increased. I mean, they got more and more powerful as the dog amped itself up. And oh my gosh, by the end of it, when I had to call surrender,
it was, it was painful. More painful than the German Shepherd. I would say on a scale of one to five, the bite force ranks as a four. I would say intimidation factor
is without question a four. When it comes to impact,
there was intimidation today. It didn't hit as hard as
the German shepherd did. So I'd say I'm going to give
it only a two on the impact. But man, a dog of that size is not
something you ever want to be latched onto your arm. Oh, I need a breather
before we go Malinois. Ugh! Oh my goodness, I am
a true human chew toy. Whoo! Okay, this is it. Last dog of the day. Without question the intimidation factor is on the next level. When this dog is on the leash, it his snapping, snarling,
spit and slobber. This is a fully trained
tactical Belgian Malinois. This is ah, this is it. This is gonna be the bad one. Oh man. (Coyote chuckles nervously) Okay, here we go. I'm Coyote Peterson. And I'm about to be bitten
by the Belgian Malinois. All right, here we go. Come on buddy, come and get me! Wah! Wahhh, ahh, ahh, ah, ah, ahhhh! God, get him, get him, get him, get him. Gah! (dog snarling) Wah, ah, ah, ah, ahhh, ah, ah. I surrender, I surrender, I surrender. Ahh, ah, ah, ah, ahhhh! Ahh, ahh, ahh. Ah! Ahhh! Ohh! (Coyote panting heavily) Clear dog, clear dog. Oh, ah, ahhhh! Okay. (Coyote groaning)
(dramatic music) (Coyote groaning) Oh, oh. (Coyote breathing heavily) There is no question about it. The Belgian Malinois' bite is next level compared to the German Shepherd and to the Doberman Pinscher. Oh my gosh. That was insanely painful. I can't move my arm right now. Oh my gosh. I mean the impact, the dog
actually slammed into me, threw me backwards, then
found me again and latched on. And I mean, we're talking
bites up and down my arm. And when he finally got down
to a narrow spot by my wrist where he could get his entire mouth over and locked in place, I
mean just crushing power. I can feel the teeth
grinding up against my bone. I can't even explain to you
guys how painful that effect is. Remember the bite suit
is preventing the teeth from actually penetrating skin, but I am feeling all of that impact. Intimidation factor five, impact four, pressure of bite, five. No question about it. Oh my gosh, okay. I gotta get the bite suit off
and take a look at my arm. Ah, give me a minute. Ohhh! - [Wolf] I gotta be honest, okay. That dog was like a
laser beam off the leash. It had take-down burning in his eyes. And I can only imagine what
Peterson must've been thinkin'. I honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he soiled his bite suit. Seriously. (dramatic music) - Oh man, my arm is sore. The swelling is beginning to set in. Without question, I'm gonna have bruises. And to be honest, it's hard to
squeeze my hand into a fist. Now, when you break it all down, the German Shepherd versus
the Doberman Pinscher versus the Malinois, without question the
Malinois takes the title in the "Best in Bites" show. And I'm gonna give a big thanks
to Makor K9 of West Virginia for allowing us to be a part
of their training procedures. Remember, while these dogs
may look fierce and ferocious, turning me into human chew toy is all a part of their daily training. I'm Coyote Peterson, be brave, stay wild. We'll see ya on the next adventure. Time to get some ice for my arm. - [Wolf] Well folks, that brings us to the end of our show. It was a thrilling journey, and I think we can all walk
away with a new appreciation for the talents possessed
by these incredible canines. Signing off, I'm your
host, Wolf Masterson, saying goodbye and good night. - Ahh, ah, uh, uh, ahh. Ungh, ah, ah, ahhh! - [Wolf] Hey Coyote Pack, if you love bites and you love Coyote, and you love Coyote takin'
bites from beastly things, make sure to check out his newest memoir, "The Beast of Bites" and pick up your copy by clicking on the link in
the video description below. Woo hoo hoo! (buoyant guitar music) (distant roaring and howling)
