Oney Plays Sonic Adventure (Complete Series)

they play with friends violence oh my [ __ ] that was violent that you've got AB AC boom in your voice mr. baby boom there's a vision cube a very small percentage of our fans are autistic eighties loose my small percentage uh it's only there's the twin towers all 50 of its a whole city just waitin to be exploded oh no you were right spin liquid no 911 - Julian what they've escaped - what how's it 9/11 - Julian's already having fun they're drunk we can giant water balloon get started yet that happened on the oh my there it is Zama what the [ __ ] is going on here he's been reborn their resurrected of with the seven Chaos Emeralds say hosanna in the highest yeah these are all shots from the [ __ ] Sonic fan Phil they liked worsen the film yeah haven't you seen it like it exploded that building he's the true terrorists Hales why we're off to a good start gamer so cool how come big the cat was only ever in one game I wonder wonder why Julie he was in the Sonic Heroes why would they why would you just keep introducing new characters only to use them once whether they keep showing this shitty eye what the [ __ ] is that about Ruth did you ever eat one of those eyeball straws from Taco Bell I know one of those I would have liked one that's high in its music so good that man and sarcastic you know cuz I actually like actually like the sound tricking us alive that's cuz you're a loser I know and a boozer and a sewer and a la i usually a boozer actor is a loser and i think that it's not a doctor he's got a PhD and kicking your ass okay there's a sonic adventure play okay punky I want to be Jews can't be youtubes I want instruction okay no I don't i want to pain is one of his pupils slightly more one of those pubes a little bit too early adventure-filled what's with the border why is the windows have no idea it's beautiful welcome to nightmare world hi the sky was open they're all walking so same era world and it's really dull yeah look at that that was daytime what the [ __ ] is that son you just been a dog noise oh my god everyone [ __ ] is going on breathe so [ __ ] fast in this game sucked into oblivion yes you know what just stupid you know what I shot back against playing this game I didn't want to play it but I the fun game I've changed my mind this is funny there's SWAT again he's shiny are you smacking yourself cuz they're swatting him so he's really tall he's a big man he's like the size of a human man wait they were shooting and he just dropped it with no audio dropped a bunch of acorns on the ground guy in the back I like that he has a brain Sonic oh yeah god there's no transition between any of the animations so what what was between Sonic 3 & Knuckles and this kart 64 why did one poor poor feeble Julian it was though I don't know Sonic Lauren you gotta explain it's the way guns don't work on him but a hedgehog throwing himself does yeah where's the logic in his video game why are there spinning rings all right good down here you Chris would you be happier blue 2 would you be happy if this guy turned into a little blob and then he slid up your [ __ ] obviously stupid he imbued you with the power of the Chaos Emeralds the Kaos hemorrhoid that's chaotic that would truly be terrifying why Green Chaos Emerald jontron would say now that is truly demonic we wouldn't it's the only thing I remember he said he'd say hey uh get out of the he went down the drain or [ __ ] laughs so what is he made of what is this goop man Goofy's a chicken from McDonald's Sonic's kind of thinking things over this is a fat man on top of that building screaming this is thrusting why is he up there what a fun night what was so funny about that a blue creature killed another blue kite I should I should stop questioning this game because me pointing out how the plot doesn't make sense it's gonna get really old Julian it's an adventure yeah it's Sonic and if you mix the two look at his beautiful eyelashes it's B thir coming out of his nipples his feet oh he went back in time and got an old biplane no tails truly is 911 he's dead I like that he shrugged after the fact here you want to see a cheat code [ __ ] her check this out did you know did you this this model was based off of Sonic's original girlfriend Pauline are you sure Julius what is it what was the name bubbles and Chris Chris that's you yeah I wish you want sonic to blow bubbles at you you're gonna kill it's too enjoyable no don't do it don't do it don't get out she's got a squirt oh my god what did you kill him for it was let's walk real slow what was the name what was did they have a name for the girlfriend that he was supposed to have can be calm I'm trying to go slow the cans because I was wiping my nose you're doing it why is this head shake around someone he doesn't like it he's saying no no don't no he's saying something's controlling me no must please drink this games fun uh I'm not kidding I actually think this game is really fun they're rescues Te'o look he's crying hey why are you an epic fail because that tails yeah it means the Fox was just like sonic o6 or some shitty tales with my friend in real life then when my mom says why don't you ever have friends over I'd actually have something to lose at once Wow why would he be at your house that you have 31 seconds to get to the man okay look at the weird jelly water you're like we're just like jiggly god whoa Nelly Wow Shamu sure got angry she's drowning me oh oh oh my god why did somebody make of that I mean right hey you're right Chris I've been there holy [ __ ] have you really yes Bane Spain is a console known as Mexico okay yes Bane is this country in the south of Mexico may your [ __ ] liar Julian they speak Ecuadorian is there really a different Spain and Mexico it's a country in Mexico that's yeah [ __ ] we reload Chris leave me alone is Mexico it's in our continent of Mexico no it's a country or is it underneath the bar yeah I bet you think Africa is a country it is Australia they speak Afrikaans this speaks remember the the Afrikaans minecraft what happened minecraft had the community fan translating it and Farrar oh yeah Afrikaans they had a fun little message on the title screen who built this place our nodes are normal people this this walkway no sonic is I'm sorry I it's probably not noxious to do that just pointing out the obvious thing I'm gonna stop what were they all when they made this game - weed weed - ecstasy that they'd smoke weed drink a beer on brown pills what that's what that's what how do you spin dad wasn't my I fell through the earth and that breaks this game really bad Chris that's what happens when you take brown pills apparently who's talking to me who's this big that's all mojo my mom she was fine that time she got trapped in the video game yet again I like to saw that because he's not brown it dies I found him what'd you play what if tails had really big feet would that not be funny what do you hunt they do you son of a [ __ ] what if he made do you smell them [ __ ] smell the [ __ ] out why you get horny oh okay and then what stay away back these are the same voice actors that were in too aren't they I didn't expect that I liked that voice for sonic Wow the Peru last one up he's terrified get that away from me six sec Julian Julian tails is gonna please dear God I eat sex because the chill he hits because there's true to say tails and he's thrusting himself I was trying to say tails and suck at the same time why were you trying to say cuz his mouth opens really wide and I was gonna make the joke what if he accidentally inhaled the Chaos Emerald go play with my baby show me that polling job so Micah show me your your triangular prolapse summary or polygonal pits pits and polygons opieop it's that girl from Resident Evil 2 no it's Cheri and Terry yep there he is the fat prospector I've been taken by the terrain this place [ __ ] sucks Chris why you haven't even been here in real life yet listen to the music I do what's over there fun think about fun oh [ __ ] y'all yeah he's he didn't like that he's so mad he's not he's just over exaggerated you're fair Wow she's [ __ ] the sonic I don't think you're gonna be able to beat him he left no he's back he's back and bigger than before looks good he looks worse than before he came right out of the sonic panco Wow he can go so fast he can go so fast there's so many graphics now there's none it's what turns them on he likes giving over the chaos I would use them for sounding no Chaos Emerald you'd lose it you'd have to generate little smaller pieces oh my god use the master emerald shards for it then the master mo I don't think anybody does like knuckles I love knuckles is my favorite why cuz he's red and flies his horn strong good point he sounds cooler has a nice house what did it have you been to his house haven't you ever seen Guptill 89s Sonicare toon no knuckles is a very nice home was it look like it's normal he has a tree in the backyard no he's a nice living as a portable Newcastle power my [ __ ] nose you're gonna be okay Chris I need someone to pick my nose Oh evil face why did it's like anime tales what the [ __ ] was that about I wanted to give it to it where did it go he's pushing it away it's me it's slowly hovering towards his face and he's trying to push it away hey wow he looks cool there it is the wet spot and the one butterfly in the distance whoa he was the same they they shot a lower angle he got a bone in his arm now dude now you can break his bones so why did why do Sonic and his friends have lip sync but dr. Eggman doesn't this dr. Eggman's model has a moose stache that makes it hard when you see his mouth does he actually get to do that in other games you do he doesn't shadow what are you doing that's over there get out of there see thank God that thing off of you gotta do a spin spin ears Oh God Jesus Benson can you not do a jumping like that oh you can't do that this game has very crazy physics and I like it for that he is pretty fun you can do that any of them to do it oh my god pretty good right everybody give a round of applause you get a bite fly for do but mama mama I hope I'm a mama need your applause Oprah and her Obama babies hey Julian it's like a there's an Obama nest and there's a bunch of little baby Obama's cheeping Julian would you be upset if you woke up one morning and your feet were Sonic's shoes that you couldn't take off just do they make me run really fast inadvertently no what if you no longer had flight and they'd be fine you hit no longer that flat feet but where you're where the little arch would now be in your feet it's a it's like soap shoes now you can would you do it Julian would you grind sure no you wouldn't you [ __ ] lot probably not I'd fall down would you keep trying no are you the kind of guy who gives up once you've fallen yes never I never learned to ride a bike because I don't like falling down over and over that's fair but Julian you're really good animator that's right it's true because it doesn't involve any physical pain involved unless you draw for a long yeah actually that's a lie because Purple Haze yeah I always end up with my hands hurting really bad because you're so [ __ ] epic yo he's got a point everybody never give her a round of applause going I like these floating islands these look cool I like sit somebody somebody put fences around these floating islands even though nobody would ever possibly traverse this it makes it look more fantastical like a like a Psychonauts level what we did oh my god hey ding dizzle yeah watch your I missed it what's your problem what the [ __ ] is that you fell into like a [ __ ] fractal that's terrifying triangle I would be so scared if I fell into that look at that it's like a [ __ ] nightmare Oh doing you're missing it I gotta fix the clown one life left now hey no what are you doing I gotta fix what are you doing I use your sword use your horns you killed two did we ever decide if we were not gonna play Psychonauts you can do it now I forgot about the camera I like this part it looks cool feels scary what are you doing stop being a [ __ ] hero it's fun bone that's why this games fun you think yeah do you like playing as big and gamma no guys again was just fine you think yeah I think it's fine Gamora and big only lasts like ten minutes so it doesn't matter mmm it's not fun it's ten minutes per level no it's like are you kidding me it's like 10 seconds per really yes it's really short no it's something like four levels - it's really really short I've heard people say big levels take a long time oh you'll see when we get to it it's very short I'm very perky today whoa oh my god Julian Oh took a napkin down your throat now [ __ ] [ __ ] Julian do a gay voice that's the mirror from you're right at the top well you got it I got a set what do I say like what do what do gay people say hello hello [ __ ] dick whoa do you know that's stereotypical and actually quite offensive you [ __ ] [ __ ] herder do in why we need to cancel it out now do cancel it out with what I don't know you tell me should I say something really manly tails yeah really straight I love breasts I'm going to use my credit card what about my credit card good use my credit card [ __ ] so has Satan that was God so so if you heard a booming voice what's it sound like a [ __ ] microphone on the brain I told you it's [ __ ] if you have you stepped outside and you heard a booming voice that made all the windows on all the buildings shake and it said Chris O'Neill give me all your money I'd be really frightened you terrify I say it's Satan I would assume some [ __ ] Illuminati shit's happening well everybody around you looks up nobody knows who I am no but they all they're all like what the [ __ ] was that what if everyone in the street turned and looked at me at the same time well if you could pick up everybody on the street like this that happened to me on a small scale once I was walking by I was what there's I was all yeah I was walking by as Oceania's and I was thinking to myself like who the [ __ ] eats at Yoshinoya is like it's because I remember trying it when I was younger and I didn't like it and I don't know why anybody else would because I it's probably not very good maybe though he's killed a man but my point is I was I was staring into it and thinking who could possibly want to eat there yeah there was like five or six people sitting in there and they all looked at me huh and I got freaked out they all said it in unison with us Julian we eat here push it it says what what you over here like the song it's pretty good is there supposed to be music for you no nope of their shoes because this is the holy shoe tunnel the holy shoe hole who's saying there that's all mojo no what is it it's the same voice what shows not real yet the Lightspeed - in this game but at least you don't have to really do it at any point you know - you have to do all the time and it barely works yeah if it doesn't work then you're [ __ ] yep ready well I'm glad you got it did you go home kind of a [ __ ] house is this the store he's selling to robots did you find your way down the cement hall very good the cement hole that's what you came out of the manhole no it's not it's the cement hole they pour on you've went down the manhole you came out this [ __ ] weird holding door I came out of the door Chris you're not paying any attention just say am i paying full attention once and what happened so far recap you picked up a brown man threw him in the ocean went into a things around man another branch off with a round brown man who jumped up high you went through the tunnel you found the Lightspeed shoes you went up the pile of rings up through a white cement hall and out the [ __ ] weird wooden door pile of rings I went up through a pile of ring yes Kyle Oh ring kylo Ren so he said there you did it you know this one seems to work better at least it's true that's that's cuz that's why it has a startup time it's probably calculating it was that thing it's beautiful it was quick sonic stop to stare at its beauty it captivated him sonic walked through the ocean his whole night I've done leading up jackets show with a small creature and nothing else would ever compare Julie let's make up a sonic story once upon a time sonic was born what a story he died shortly I know let's try again okay I'll start okay yeah go ahead one day sonic was walking through the forests of tails in white like there's a bunch of trees belonging to tails or like all the trees were tailed all the trees were weird [ __ ] creepy still tails statues okay oh like so they're like all like just deformed tails bodies yeah but the girls ground yep okay that's a creepypasta yes and then Julian and then tail and then tail hit not tailed Sonic's face became hyper-realistic in his eyes started bleeding the ho you're making it too stereotypical they are okay rewind yeah but you didn't rewind sonic went out of the forest because he was no he's stuck in the forest Julian that stereotypical Kris honey you gotta make it Sonic with Sonic was looking for a magic yes he was looking at him with his finger in his thumb okay he was looking for a magical place he looked down at his treasure map which which had been marked by his good friend knuckles before and it said you've never been born buckles which was kind of weird because he didn't he remembered being born yeah he did most people do now you go he remembered all the specific details of his birth Sonic was very confused because the map didn't apply it was wrong it was the the the forest was changing to trap him forever a trap him forever the force I trap him forever suddenly all the trees grew long tails all the travel of bees started reaching what the [ __ ] is what's happening the inverted dimension this was in the game because you told the story what you're doing that's what happened after the trees grabbed them and they pulled him into a dimension a pocket and now he's back home yeah he escaped because he believed in his long being all I helped him I don't know if that's a thing he committed himself to Sharia law and beheaded a tree tree George Washington cannot lie I beheaded this tree so he became a lone lumberjack is what you're saying Sharia law lumberjack Sharia limber jack Sharia Lum but long bird I don't even know what that is I probably super Guinea keep my mouth shut and mobili you don't know anything about Lumberjacks you [ __ ] [ __ ] there were thick glasses I remember I had at Starbucks I had a Oh Jack like thing for a while what does that mean like I was trying to find porn with Lumberjacks in it why I don't know it's just I just I fix ated on it as a symbol of masculinity okay you don't like masculinity kind of what does that mean you like when they look like girly men I like the two extremes do you like one extreme I like them both they're fine they're good I like girly boys and I like manly men was how about that little boy with the blue hair uh with the blue there no he's a kid from his eyebrows are too big just sit for minutes why are you playing nights we were a sonic I have to get ring I know dreams you really have to get you have to get rings do you need them to let you'll see unlock a stage of something you're doing real good you're a good friend here we are again fun what's happening are you controlling anything in here nice has a migraine ugly I like my you know it normal lights in this game yes I like this tunnel so normal how do normal people function play Sonic how do normal people like play at this casino because they can't roll up into a cab oh if she saw people just rolling in the back feebly feebly they being loaded into the machine waiting to meet I believe whoops you [ __ ] up apart you ok sonic what what just happened what happened was that this gave us bro crap weird bro crap weird won't cry I love bro crap Oh God follow me through the rings of threes that ok rod now just put that sound on loop for the next 30 seconds the we watched a little bit of little little Sheldon Network read I wasn't there it was very heartwarming you were taking a diarrhea dump in your ear oh when I was going poopy yeah it was very touching he doesn't say bazinga yeah he didn't say bazinga there's no I was so sure that that was gonna happen we do is no laugh track there's no left it's just it's supposed to be serious and sure his family are a bunch of redneck idiots and no his I thought his mom was a genius no oh no the other ones mom is a genius that's right and his dad says boy your I don't like you yeah well I'm [ __ ] and then he said Super Mario wait are you said that you lost your job and dad says I'm sad son and he holds his mittens he really watched a whole episode while I was trailers earlier and I'm sold let me just say little Sheldon big adventures they're going to do you think they're going to accurately capture the the ephemera of nerd culture in the 80s No hey guess what I found out today Julian that your mother Dingaan up Thank You jewel no I looked up the analytics of the channel and most of our viewers are aged I saw their elderly no you hit it big with that we have 1% elders we have hey well it's not accurate because it was saying that no she won't watch but apparently all the old people are watching no actually it's not what I said it's because kids who are like 11 they put in like 99 to be all of them don't Julian I'm sure a lot of them do I'd say a lot of them do but still it said the majority of people were I've done that a few times like when somebody's asked for my age on a website I've just been like oh yeah I was born in 1920 the vast vast majority of our viewers are over 17 Chris what it said like probably ours and it's a 3500 it said 17 it said 17 to like 30 it's more accurate than racing I said small children was like what point seven percent and then it said 65 and older uh no II said percent oh you're wrong it said thirteen up right now okay this is a gold Platinum Plus room see it says 13 through 17 three percent Chris look okay oh my god Oh eighteen through twenty four forty two percent twenty six ninety five plus one point nine percent yeah yeah I'm sure my Christmas what why don't you believe it I'm willing to believe that there's like maybe two old gay men who like oh I'd [ __ ] I [ __ ] that little fatty I completely agree there's people who fake their age on YouTube but still that's the vast majority eighteen through twenty four twenty five to thirty four eighty percent of the people push his job but so poorly described but I've ever heard if you believe that ninety one point seven percent of our audience male Julie yes well then why don't you believe the age you [ __ ] beat this boring-ass level touring yeah I love pinball I play it every year what see what's your favorite pinball game this is the Addams Family Windows 2000 pinball whoa like that No oh my god turn into my god looking knuckles icon looks like he's got two arms out front and two legs at the back oh yeah push up he's carly-girl oh yeah he's a little he's a tiny little baby little slug doctor can't Ober looks very perverted he's sticking his tongue out goes all my rings no finite way to do it all over the whole thing you stink sonic does he smell like sauna Sh he probably smells lady modernization he has to smell really sweaty well you know I saw I saw video on YouTube that says is that the game theory said that no he pretty mass bear is why he smells like sweat it was really accurate sonic probably smells a little burnt benda used a fidget spinner on him and now he smells bad scientifically reacts accurate sonic sonic rub feces on himself sonic rapes other animals hahaha that's pretty funny not going kid now have weenie tails actually kill hedgehogs he's is present talking real live he's also not blue Chris tell us how but you tell us so much you love animation domination more than anything that's where that comes from right yep do you like a story from South America that sure was good I never saw that one ok thankful that made me sad Julian yeah it's your favorite video ever yeah ooh that's a tough one I remember that one video where the kid is stuttering for like three minutes you haven't you ever use you once and that you said that used to make me laugh without fail are you talking where the kid who's that wants to be hooked the little fat kid who goes that did you ever want him want him to do yeah he's like asking you like if the guy wants to be with him you wanted him so bad you'd do anything that you said work a lot now we look now me and dingdong both like the one where the dog yells that is a good one where the where what is it called why did the dog scream yeah or something the lady somebody grabs a joke she pushes a hand on the dog and goes boom and the dog turns because you know that reminds me of another one that I love or a lady's talking to a seal or a sea lion yeah and he's just like making really [ __ ] faces at her oh I like the video and she goes I like the seal not wanting to go in the water still he was big but the sound effect that that seal makes is like a cough mixed with a scream so it's amazing he's making really weird faces right up until that moment I got to show you Julian Sorelle hoot hoot and holler okay here it is Julian see what time look his face certain animals are really funny okay what do you think of uh what do you think of what do you only video I like if a cat is when it's standing on the tabletop in a maxi TV it's a loud noise you know like the video where the cat smashes his face into a wall you know this probably Sophie a few cat videos talking about there's a million good cat videos I just I just don't remember any particularly good ones at the moment do you like the video where the cat shoves another cat down the Attic that was pretty good what's he doing I like ones where cats are under estimating a jump they need to do and so they they hit the wall this pupa there's cream creams in this game wait was that really cream yeah what they add of that end did there really why I have no idea is a fun Willie string what gave is cream from Game Boy Advance Sonic admission gameboy advance out is from Sonic screamers Sonic de lemurs why isn't there a lemur hmm lemur the Hedgehog you can make one in the new Sonic game are you excited and then you could throw it out I look forward to seeing Christian posting about Howie oh wait I forgot it's not you it's not here sonichu I'm sure that they'll be like some kind of item that allows you to use electrical attacks and he'll be very happy about it and then he'll drop the Xbox into his bathtub to try to join sonichu don't say I don't want Christian to kill himself he lays nice going to a different dimension the sonichu dimension where everybody loves him and knows his name yeah quick Phil hit the half Jeff Flake is quick what if everyone's effort yeah that's about to say even for like everybody everybody goes to quick though with me die [ __ ] is this place these were the Virgin's we promised you welcome to quick Ville Muslims will stand over there I really miss Oni triggers sonic wasn't in the Train that was one of the things they brought up they said eight 852 Chris mentions noted noted autistic figure Christian really yeah crabby school where are you taking this glass eye what the [ __ ] are you at it's a good question Chris look I hate this music why to culture cultured I like things modern American in modern America you can't stand on the bus the capacity climbs that seems like a really accurate sale I want you to put yes pictures of [ __ ] newspapers [ __ ] play in the sidebar don't waste that space Rodrigue II put in videos what space put in tiny little videos what oh oh oh then the boarders yeah yeah put a rod just put in [ __ ] random good whatever put in random pictures videos goat screaming videos yeah rod look for random stuff on your hard drive that you'd be okay with people seeing without put on porn don't put on boy put a little picture of link era at the top right button Julian laughing at the bombs bottom right oh I don't know what was so funny just I hit badge of dick Rodrigo's smaller his levels too scary oh Jesus why'd you do that cuz it pushed me down I was foolish your knee all the way the bottom your bottom [ __ ] Chris it's so easy to get back up you won't even believe it yeah I get by go okay hey Julian yeah what if I was sonic in your tail I would fail I would kick you out I would no more second would you look for the Holy Grail huh what are you doing I don't know the cameras everywhere everywhere or in nowhere everywhere no wearing think about it what if really inside we are all red you just can't see well that is true Chris what if what if inside we are Freddy fazbear why not Freddy fazbear ran up to you what if I was Freddy fazbear's game theory what if I am Freddy fazbear's boo you're improving your your imitation Chris thanks annotation my impression yeah it was a good job he does that news voice today on the news everyone died except me just on the news about that except for me but that's just a theory no it's actually the news or even when you start doing American history videos like that there were no slaves all along but that's just a theory slave theory what if there weren't six million what if there was only 16 and what if they all deserved what if you didn't play this level controller you're doing pretty dang good I must say dingdong did put down the controller it says lap now okay now you're kind of sucking buzz all right there you go he's just gonna go back and forth now there you go backwards hey my turn my turn that was clearly not gonna work no it does work it takes 33 minutes I know for a fact 33 well he does make it do you lose rings if you crash into sounds like there's no point this whole point this whole point this alright let's hope snowing a lot this music sweet it is Chris it's in the all-star racing game yeah uh would you know yeah would it be well setting to you if you turned into a sonic OC well my mom and dad wouldn't recognize me anymore you still have your same voice mom does you be a Masonic OC but you were transported into the Simpsons well Skinner wouldn't let me go to school that's true why did you want to go look for an adult Chris that's a good Masonic it would be really creepy I would try to be friends with Bart Simpson you would look like a charlie you look like a [ __ ] animal person yeah but sonic looks more young than old how old is knuckles tell me that seventy that's I'm right Chris you don't know that oh my [ __ ] is that according to the sonic wikia he is 12 months months old I want to do a bigger explosion when our knuckles is actually a newborn he's actually stillborn still both ways I'll read he's a Harlequin baby yeah they put a bit a little Cinderella dress rod for the love of God don't put a Harlequin baby as the end shaaka he's going to that would be really a fitting don't actually do it fun III have a farm he said had fun Julian singing Old MacDonald had fun singing Old MacDonald all mean dummy had he not also was there what AM knuckle with a nook nook here and a nook nook there see knuckles always have the coolest voice let go yes look at his [ __ ] face yeah this fights really hard if I ate gets him no no it's probably what I would say if a [ __ ] blue thing flew at my face no that was incredibly convenient if sonic can't dodge a bullet and then why can't he run up and grab those mo why do dodge my car you stink I like how he says that's a Chaos Emerald so that the audience doesn't get confused I'm confused they really like that a shrug a manager who tells us here too by the way oh yes two bones all the reason I snickered there was so I thought he's gonna say chaos control gosh dang and big got those those little little beads he's doing alright Andy oh no poor poor little tails ooh oh I was terrified beyond belief whoa okay he's a shark oh he's [ __ ] you up did you get walking water I don't know well the jelly water jelly chicken why do you like jelly chicken gross I like it my mama please do I like I like chicken McNuggets and I really like the chicken sandwiches at Burger King I like chicken mcpaul Chicken McNuggets I like chicken Kroger Julien yeah why aren't you a cam boy a cam boy like somebody who sits in front of a camera and turns on because I'm not attractive joining me you've got a huge flopper don't nobody care no order award oh look at the [ __ ] world oh I'll kill him if I find the man who did the Voodoo by Shiva the destroyer I will get more many donation Chris won't even was that what is an actual discussion we can have what what do you think of that the benefits of eating Burger King every day I think it's good for you well I mean supersize because about McDonald's not Burger King so I guess it's okay do you do that what do you eat birch King every day do I weed burger do you eat Burger King every day absolutely look how fat I am you're only not so fat me [ __ ] stop saying that stop calling me Christopher if you don't be calm when I was 10 I used to say don't call me Christopher call me Chris but now that I'm older I like both when I was 10 I said call me important yo you guys everyone call me Topher from now on okay okay okay let's throw my phone right at the screen hey you got read through something else I didn't throw it at the screen though why does this look better than the Sonic movie did only doesn't look so good there because there's no lighting I don't like the textures Orsola resolution I don't like seeing Sonic's armpit what do you think it's stinks like Julian would you come on some example no well not think like it's to look at him and I'd be like that's [ __ ] Sonic so Julian you [ __ ] a Hydra from Hercules that's your different no it's not sonic looks like a loser so does the hydra hydra that's what Hercules says the movies no no what a [ __ ] Lucy looks like a loser the Hydra is a beautiful woman Julian if you shrunk the Hydra down to 6-foot he looked like a [ __ ] fat idiot I I wouldn't [ __ ] it if it was only six feet how do you [ __ ] it if it's a giant it doesn't matter it's not a [ __ ] fantasy that actually has any basis in real then why were you saying yeah I just think it's attractive I'm sorry I'll be specific I think it's attractive I know you can't actually [ __ ] it Julian you can if you try it's true don't sell yourself short do you think if something was that big you could [ __ ] nipple hole the nip there's no singular hole in the nipple Chris this is a good cut really that's right it's it's it's a bunch of little pores yeah it's like a shotgun blast one no comes out yeah [ __ ] with me no that's actually that's there's one big hole in the middle it looks like it I don't know why that is that's for putting things inside you're [ __ ] with me no look it up I don't want it that sounds off yeah look really gross seeing that wow I wish I had that is the runway not the plane yeah you would run back and forth on it let's keep board on it and go we you see watch this I could I like that wacky she said motor board and it's cuz most people who say they skateboard they don't do anything about it forth on that yeah no I can't do tricks I'm not saying that they can do I know but I'm saying everyone who always says like the I skateboard they don't do anything they just roll down a hill wide and sometimes they fall over at the end because there's always they don't fall over they trip and they jump ass I fit directly into that category they say I could do it I can't but I there's always these gosh-dang news restaurants that that doin it all they just roll back and forth hey teenagers buy me some weed don't Julian what buy me some weed yeah by could you buy Chris weave I don't do we Julian vibe you can stockpile it find me a butter jack with jalapenos I smoke weed like very very rare when was the last time like you a month or two ago I think the last time I had weed was probably like Christmas Day what it was and put it in the stove in 2014 I know that much it makes me feel awful like the blind does it actually yeah I'll go blind yeah it's not as bright as the real Sun okay you're right Julian I don't think TVs can get that bright it's not your fantasy it's to be blinded by a TV yes finally technologies advanced thus would your god like me I was just somebody feels that way too bad you only get your rocks off one time to that fantasy yeah you only get blinded one I was thinking about that the other day right so I remember seeing these pictures of a girl on the internet who had her tits cut up like really really hard she pretty much cut off her own tits and sewed them up okay right but she did it as like a sexual thing but then it's like yeah but when it's over now yeah I mean that good room now yeah exactly you look like a fool that's it that's the thing that happens to some people isn't it great when you have a chemical imbalance it makes you want to hurt yourself and ruin your own life no because you're so horny you're gonna go have your way to do that no sounds awful I mean there was a guy who won the other guy to eat him so he did we talked about that in your stream yeah he got murdered and cut into pieces did it make him horny I sure he regretted it the last moment I imagine anyone would if they had a fetish for dying that's the thing that freaks me out so there's this thing you do where you go to a different country and they're like we're gonna kill you humanely you'll die on your own terms and you'll you'll be really nice and it'll be fine like euthanasia or like yeah they're like well make sure you're real comfortable and you get to choose when you want to do it you're like okay but then I heard that no matter what they always instantly like try to find it because it's like you know instinct or whatever yeah so I feel like no matter what you do you're gonna feel like that anyway right at your absolutely is there a is there a is there a like a ratio of because I know that that's the thing that people say like oh people who survived suicide they always regret it afterwards but is that all of them or is it over some of them I really don't know cuz I saw video where the lady was like making a guy like died pretty much and he's like you know so I wouldn't enjoy but then when she actually like you know puts him under and he said you see this video on YouTube yeah he's like he's like dying and he starts like clawing at her and she's like [ __ ] sonic just died that was Sonic's that's a should man see you a little girl waited for him that's how they should do it just drop you out of a plane into the sand don't do it drop me you land in the sand in your legs kick really comically you die from suffocation like an ostrich that's what that's what they always do they suffocate themselves for the lulz what's something we can talk about this isn't sounds Julian Homer old Homer is pretty funny I love him I'm Ranger you know what let's let's start over at The Simpsons I want to go back to season one I'm sick I'm sick of it we got to we got to what season seven we got to eight and it's getting I know eight yes yes that's right when it starts getting bad it's not I haven't even had some episodes where it was falling off yeah it's a it's not so great now stop it Julian it's funny Julian's a flicky there's flicky I'm gonna flick him into the Sun I'm gonna eat him would you what if you popped him in your mouth and he his skull just like burst I'm sure if you fried like it was he you'd be pretty not like into like sharp shards it's like really watery Oh you've unlocked Amy's Rose now for me I could unlock her you know I don't know if it's because I've never looked for either but I've never seen any sonic foot porn there are you Julian there's so much avenge Julian I know my favorite pictures on the Internet is sonic with his feet up in the camera and looking all crinkly and weird wrinkly we're thinking the one where he's transformed it's it's Sonic he's a toilet says don't don't think I'm enjoying yeah awkward oh no Sonic Samantha's game no he's don't shadow says it's not like this is a highlight for bachelor wise that's what I love that picture why they should just enjoy it well Sonic's getting [ __ ] in his mouth exactly shadow just holds the toy why why why why wait why a TF is probably closer to something I would actually enjoy them foot porn she's such a [ __ ] just let yourself laugh ding dog don't hold it back yeah mister miss lemon water is beautiful all the chemicals if it was moving it would be nice this is moving no one hey Julian wait I want Chris yeah what do you want and what do you want what song is that again that's Alaba querque he says when I was just a little boy looking on my toes and look up to the sky wide you're the reason everybody thinks I'm into four and feet [ __ ] who cares it's just funny that's all big molas i don't you know i don't get why feet is a disgusting fetish to sum over like anal having feet that thing is feet is like the most common yeah statistically speaking like even normal people and surprises it is and I don't really get it I don't quite get a leg either like I really don't get the basis of it thank you later it's cuz when you're when your last her good friend Oney Chris like I said that oming it's when your little boy and you're looking at Cinderella and they put on the glass slipper and you get a little I have heard that actually I've have heard people say that before that they were like Julian you said you Sorella all these people get their fetishes from Disney most people do true III shouldn't say most people a lot of people do when OMA Thurman was wiggling her big toe we goes my big [ __ ] it was I would drive somebody nuts if it was a what a girl would link her [ __ ] wiggling wiggling her toe against somebody else's clip we're going it wiggle my big [ __ ] I was there for six hours weekly my fat [ __ ] I'm sure that [ __ ] makes a I'm sure that that is a thing for YouTube and it makes oh no I doubt it do animals have klitz I'm sure they do we're seeing that on the hankie armpits Julian would you'll see that's about that's what I was about to say I know people who are attracted to armpits and that makes more sense to me than feet that doesn't make any sense to me because it's like I think that look at these I understand it was like a point of like doctor I don't know Julian what do you think of me is that it's gross I guess look at them these are I like these guys a lot I like their dance yeah so I could venture to didn't have fun guys like Phung guys we're we're trying to figure this out so I could venture to have like only four enemies didn't it pretty much I had the ghosts it had the robos the ones with the guns the ones that hovered the the chaos things that would stretch their arms out was that it I don't was that it there was the monkeys there were monkeys in - yeah they were they throw stuff I really I don't remember them ever they're in a couple of the pyramid stage as I remember oh you're right I forgot yeah you're right okay so there's five I like that these hats are shaped like like spook spook at what are you dead it again nobody thinks of that word as a slur except you it's not true yeah I don't get that one I don't get Koons either that's because it's because if you say that's probably reaching I what my association wha when you say spook I could I could maybe it's that there because they disappear in the dark I guess is that what it would be yes is that really it probably you think so is that not more of an observation than just racism though what an observation I mean really dissected their their skin is it is harder to see black people in the dark it's cut I think it would just come down to the way you say it if you say it like our spokes as if what if you were like it's a nice old spook remember they said it's a trigger trigger it is in the jokes are I don't think the code gets triggered it's not that's what that's not what I was thinking Chris what were you thinking I think II have triggered you can say triggered no you can't you can you might not well trigger it might be you say trigonometry that you can't say that okay so let's say that from now on okay we don't want to trigonometry anybody get that trigonometry out of here do you really like trigonometry I have to use it old yeah he's he's a coder he s by he's coming yes to know all that maths I guess it's how much trigonometry the bottle was empty I still saw it come out oh you did it you liar I got frustrated when I see people all like oh yeah like I really need to use algebra outside of school there's electrical applications for algebra I was gonna say how much math do you actually using constantly always but is it actual math in school no signs constant constantly hmm tell me an example even outside of coding if you're gonna be using angles in any way you have to get the sine and cosine of it if you're gonna change the x and y position of something based on an angle again okay make it a silly face the whole time I'm sorry Dada till the end sorry this is my favorite song this is up and down and all around up and down and all ran I didn't mean it keep going keep telling me about no cosign you'll get nothing no more I don't even know what it means that's one side I'm just an one even when you're in school they say you gotta learn sohcahtoa math is math is sohcahtoa math is very much like Krakatoa what was Matt what son Matt Matt Watson is also very impressed you want my son can be mad my son kid Julian I'll do an impression of Matt and see if it makes you horny yeah oh that's pretty hot I mean I'm gonna quit hitting on Matt because I feel bad about it I thought you don't know I do i do I don't want to make him uncomfortable and it always seems uncomfortable with him right do it Julie seems like he just doesn't want to tell me to stop because he's trying to be nice because he doesn't care Julian no it's cuz it's a flattering to him he likes it do you think do you think he feels like you see his little [ __ ] dick get hurt every time you do it it's a little dick I'd be okay if Matt had a little dick gonna be fine okay thanks to my kid I could look what a friend a good man and he was a good friend he's a good fun do you think do you think Anakin Skywalker had a small dick no it would explain a lot I don't have speed I love condescending Oh be a war I really love it little dick Anakin it's my opinion Obi Obi means floppy well [ __ ] you you [ __ ] [ __ ] this is fun I like this this is cool I like this kind of [ __ ] just dodging obstacles [ __ ] [ __ ] died Julian what if I was horribly burned would you still talk to me yeah really I would get used to it like I'd probably be doing flying it you in life I'd be horrified because you say oh you're so spooky just in time for Halloween you'd be happy who Louie yeah you say that every time you Halloween Chris Chris you would feel really bad if I did that one I don't know I'd probably be happy that someone still talked if I was like Chris you're a ghoul now but Julian I'd be like you would be able to talk no good your let's play career would really take off would burn Oh Brown did call me oh my god if you made that your channel name what would you call it creamy Pete why is your always a plain cream this is an angel speaking to him whenever I see burn victims their jaws are always fused with their chests and they're like Chris you wanted to talk about burn victim no not anymore okay that's enough for one day what face transplants we can talk about that till the cows come home whoa we're the logical move welcome to the edgy Channel Neal there goes PO - Roopa told the things cool-looking yes he's the road but look there's also another road but kill him that's dumpy doofus kill him a girl must be Amy must be Amy I've heard of her the walking pig thing Waukee big thing Amy sucks what do they introduce Amy Sonic CD yeah garbage she's okay she was annoying it's just a shitty idea yeah it's a pink sonic it's no good make her different okay what if it was a boy but yeah put in undress really and I'd be better no he may be and he was really embarrassed about how embarrassed it's part of why he's so pink is cuz he's blushing so hard hmm Julian I'd say anything become predictable Julian you didn't say anything look at that upskirt I like the things music what words blocked out the Sun nobody's happening oh of course he turned the Sun out the check check check so does she have a choo-choo I said no is that what's going on here she has one inside of her year Luther oh wow every single camera movement in this game has no easy press what different time different time different place did you forget to [ __ ] out of my face hey Julian Christian someday in you will start a business called cake takers we'll come take your cake and you'll have no say and we'll charge money and if you try to call the police will [ __ ] kill you and your kid that's what that's what cake takers is the moppy of cakes oh we don't even eat them we just throw them away afterwards we throw them in clown's faces it's a charitable organization there's do you know how many clowns everyday go without a cake in their face well what's up cake takers we'll take your cake and [ __ ] kill you too somebody's watching the commercial and they're like wow that's a good business model what a deal you need a manager run off and a big check and a big oversized check are you gonna start a business wanna like check you write it to yourself well I made a clipart and I put it on it to Julie what would you do if you went on like Windows 95 clipart and you found your future self sitting on this couch would you be scared I would be I would freak out what would you do if the guard showed you being [ __ ] killed viciously by who ding dong I mean I would just assume someone put it on there ya know yeah that's why like any kind of creepypasta involving computers doesn't work yeah exactly you're right I just wanted this pumpkin hell no this is Red Mountain this is bumpkin Hill fun fact my checks actually have little ducks on them it's sure they do really yeah it's purple topia that spring didn't take me all the way home this is totally pumpkin Hill there's just no pumpkins it looks exactly the same there's no whoa this musics awesome too it's got really good music people always talk about - but this one's good they've both got great music I do like this one's more this one has more tracks than the other seems I also just sounds a lot more dynamic because they did so much more what is that [ __ ] magic eye texture on the ground magic eye yeah where oh you mean the actual texture not this texture I'll point it out the next time you see it it looks like a magic eye thing I can't do those that don't work for me can you do those I can because I had lots of practice just whenever I before you just before I even knew about yeah Lee before I even knew about magic eye I used to just like focus my eyes on this is this texture right here oh it looks like magic item a stainless steel but it's been stained dvi-i or I would just I would focus on like oh like fences or like any repeating pattern I would just do that with my eyes and so when magic I came along that's why you're blind I was always like oh yeah I know little gorilla but Julian how do you do magic eyes if you have a cry sigh hmm get caught me glasses you've debunked the myth his glass I was blessed by a priest so we can see through wall by a priest I mean the talking bears at the mall day day has still home but oh my god oh that's scary that's scared me would you like me to put spiders into your chance yeah of course tell you so even what she sounds like they live Stan haha look at this there's graves yep Julianne burning graves this is more fun than pumpkin hill and points yo my name is knuckles unlike sonic I'm not a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] support have you no sonic supports gay rights maybe it's the other way around cuz he hangs out with tails oh yeah tails ain't got girls it's because he's eight years old he's got another faction of the booze ass that would explain it wouldn't it [ __ ] is that what the heck that's scary that's really cool I like uhm yeah what you like weird [ __ ] what is the what is the page for these on the sonic wiki the stripe into prison or see the prison this game is fun it's got some stuff in it Trent prison or that's the dinosaurs from what would you do with me emotive spread his face its manifold there's another face inside of it Wow oh man I didn't get to see that wacky tombstone it was really cool this one Wow you like that Wow Julie I think you said this game's boring that makes me happy any saw this game was boring Julianne just fun stuff in it look at these Sonics levels it's just a holy [ __ ] pumpkin hell look at this there's just no pumpkins or Hills it's it's it's a mile down the road honking hell is skull mountain what Oh those spiders are [ __ ] scary oh they don't hurt you there's similar spiders and Final Fantasy 7 that are really scary you walk into the webs in the goes not only on the dream cat now there they go they can climb above the walls Oh see he's up there now freakin he's having a dance [ __ ] you escape their wrath hey nice job like a runaway parrot is circling your face OOP he's Jafar's partment yeah boy so he says it feel like when she says wonder boy a hundred times she sure does she says you did it what I didn't anybody call him Wonder Bread why did they get that tenacious d song Wonder Boy to put in the movies let's go I like that song I wouldn't listen to it by itself oh come on big hole [ __ ] my mom and dad would grab my headphones and slap me with him Chris were you ever really embarrassed of the music you listen to as a teenager I remember saying but rabid country what that's what everyone said that when you're a teenager you say I like everything but rap and country oh I was one of those people I don't like country but I do like the way I uh I remember every coin my friend says he put on simple and clean and his mom walked in and everyone got really awkward cuz he was cleaning his bedroom he said I need some music something simple but clean wholesome Julie what would you do if foam why is nobody ever use sanctuary why is it always simple and clean what's sanctuary it was no second games awful it plays better why don't you guys like get Kingdom Hill Silent Hill okay aren't we gonna play Silent Hill I like it for how funny it is the second one I mean that's Silent Hill or Kingdom Hearts what are you talking about hearts key to my house time I like to play Silent Hill 2 3 3 is scary I like 3 I like 4 I don't know what no one likes 4 people I like 4 I like it a lot like I would say it's higher up than the first hmm I don't know if I'd say first - I don't like to - I like to I like to lie it I have okay you know what I actually I got the HD realizes I heard the HD re-release of 2 is awful that's the one I had didn't know they did actually because the HD re-releases they did were based off a really old source code so some of them are just unfinished oh and the game runs awful and for two they also oh my God he's gonna [ __ ] kill him they took off the fog effect and everything oh we don't look really bad and everyone's really poorly yeah they [ __ ] it over really bad so I you know I I got no no thing to say about that I try played the first one is still really scary but three I think might be my favorite you know three or four seemed really good I can't play them I to watch my friends play them they're too scary just acting I'm not [ __ ] acting why do you say that cause it's nothing for here I don't know what you say it for me it's just hard to believe that anybody gets scared of horror games I do it's cuz of [ __ ] Sean Kylie he conditioned me to be like that are we in the center of a [ __ ] plane Silent Hill no it's good there's nothing to do with it why do you like that so much it's funny I know it's genius from a [ __ ] drunk from a cringe stamp Julian's top quality cringe it's not Julian it's epic it's the same thing Inspector Gadget video late I can appreciate it for as how it man it is it's still a really funny anyone is because of it I'm glad you like it you should you should have met my 1617 year old self nah okay he doesn't like Chris what's your next cartoon nice car team do you get neck genes I don't want to tell people about until I have something good to show settled side of the laser okay so uh if you guys were face to face with a big man what would you do weight him a Big Mac that would surely make him sleep oh it was a good time to take a man who escaped he pulls out what are those little those little head long hassle caps they hug the teddy bear Julie can you karate chop me in the dick thank you Oh Julian anything to help up my friends you tear off my penis they're gonna crash to tear it off that's slobber on it I always get those two confused oh my god they [ __ ] we were what we watched already talked to his dad and he so used dances [ __ ] chips he doesn't know we thought it was an act like he was trying to be Doug Walker by swearing all the time but he he actually just talks like that normal conversation you know why that was [ __ ] that was a lot of fun seeing Resident Evil it was so stupid it was actually pretty entertaining I had a good time I don't think I did I would rather not have watched it Julian Julian I mean I I don't have a good cringe gland then why do you keep putting the videos on our TV because [ __ ] crazy cuz I like that it bothers you apparently he's trying to roll his eyes back this is fun rod be a lady tonight is synced oh my god he's freaking the [ __ ] out I'm so how many jokes on this show have been ruined because I can't keep a straight face I mean a glass eye the point I said I took the bath because I wanted to I wanted to mash it up with splish Splash I was taking a bath that was why I said that but I never got around to it cuz I was just laughing that is how you Sonny [ __ ] shitty [ __ ] it's okay why did he say woohoo that's not fun that scared me hmm okay people say this level is very hard no thanks that's what Mario says Julian I'll be the British men did you be his wife what the [ __ ] mean the homing attack no did you hear that wife you should have done your homework attack I am trying my son my husband is my but both of them get your [ __ ] [ __ ] together wife the son is misbehaving again use the homing attack autumn punish him husband you missed you would off the cliff all right you back to Barbra Bravo cry there's a rings in the garden go collect them only people from British are gonna get this from British are you from British from Italian I'm gonna faint why I laugh too hard I'm from British can't deprive myself of oxygen clutch are we all for British I'm not bright Oh played the cover for him oh yeah where were those good old-fashioned values where are those what do you think Brian is just markiplier I'm just markable are you supposed to wait till the cannon is pointed at you my small peckers itching for a scripture okay Julian yeah let's come back to this game okay yeah what noise dude the elephant make the elephant go is free he does I guess what noise do the Tasmanian Tiger make because what noise what noise the octopi make the octopus octopus made of poober very good what noise do the giant squid that make he make he go because he's got you know they have those little tube mouths what noise do they don't have little [ __ ] those really dogs make I think yours was better what noise does a [ __ ] lungs sleech make lungs bleach yeah he goes hello I love you my friend it's been a while but I'm back to kick some tail a pumpkin helm you ready dude don't get cold the leader of the bunch he's my friend did we go up from I like that he's a leader of the he's a lady he's a leader of the lady he beats her well cube nope what is happening what the [ __ ] was that I break the game a bit I don't like what's happening what the [ __ ] we that was weird was a tricky one oh my god the [ __ ] was over oh my god oh my god when I got back well that's the Kramer video oh my god Kramer especially funny wood making fun of those who deserve it making I'm doing oppression of the guy in the club what guy nobody said that I'm baking a character he's right what what that's funny what do you mean the only one you are the only one who was funny in that club at the time you were there I was making a funny racist character for the scenario who can bust out these jokes like nothing here I was like me and dingdong we're trying to [ __ ] drill in the car ride over so that I could be funny and didn't even work Julian all you do is you turn off your brain I don't know how did that earlier you didn't even speak you just said I can't think of anything you start drooling okay Julian give me a comedic adventure comedic give me a comedic adventure say something funny about being in Louisiana that's not how Comedy Works there you go comedy I thought Chris remember you said that that's like that's just literally be funny it's like what give me anything work there you go that just proves how little I understand okay the Louisiana more more like I can't think of it oh my god why did you say that because I got a broken finger I would say marry you because you're the father the mother me to me ah stupid oh I am dogs because the baby girly Oh Stewie Stewie Stewie you got anxious to I can't we gotta be three they don't speak together they [ __ ] dude they just they gave up on that just the chicky or picky or flicky lucky does he have a crystal what's going on yeah he had it around his neck the whole time the strawberry clock I don't know how to do strawberry clock you can do text-to-speech I can do that it's just like that oh it's not strawberry clock isn't as the Microsoft sound voice doesn't he or does he use speakonia I don't know that was Microsoft Sam yeah that's that doesn't sound like you select it because it's PR Microsoft Sam's morale really low like you have selected yeah you're right you know some different oh my I just always say Microsoft Sam cuz this will make people go Microsoft Sam always goes oh no that's what he just did I don't know why are they not out of like really shiny plastic all of a sudden because in DX they [ __ ] that up yep they did have much better lighting on the Dreamcast why did it why are they friends what does that mean cos gamma don't light robot Newark Jami [ __ ] her in the gam see Joanne if you actually played the game you know that gamma oh I was bananas Lam dinky so this ship is losing attitude Oh sniffing - just got the alfaab they got the game dude oh yeah yeah get me a gamer with attitude get me the game dude Jesus man if I am to continue I would hold forward on the joystick to move myself to the next area location I need to find the game dude I'm over here is so rude on account of the fact that he is so rude he is a gamer with this game is diarrhea duking finish bad attitude Sonic the Hedgehog you may proceed what a piece of crap get in there okay we're done here that was fun unless you think Robotnik likes to swing not at all then why do you think as a poolroom the trek people win it no what would you do if you got stabbed to death and right before you die Julianne played the game dude for you Oh that'll be nice what would you do if you fell down here let's say where is the game dude hey they're here they're here you're your last days in the hospital before you die you just ask everybody we're here you know that picture of the game dude where he's doing that smile is like you know all these little kids that make a wish want the game do you know that picture Wyatt where he's like yeah what would you do if every face you ever saw for the rest of your life let's turn to do that what are you doing it's fun to mess around sometime is it yeah is it I know I'm just just Josh I don't do Chris what's up no that's gonna say what's the worst crime you ever did knows like I don't want people to know that yeah okay what's the what's Rd what's the most harmless crime you ever did I don't know stole mp3's that's probably yeah I mean that's probably what we would all say this is a good discussion isn't that I want to be Eggman but how many of those does he have is this a child garden I don't think it is no [ __ ] was that is the chair garden in the original one what was that in the D it's an original no egg man an egg ma they'll never figure this one out Oh my egg must make man yes it is that's a chowder no that's a teleporter to the chat really yes Julian do you like Evel Chows or nice Joe's you like waffles ha ha ha I like waffles No ok that was a very popular song on deviantART I remember that much [ __ ] ever I remember the flash of it is I now buy no black sheep remember a albino black she kept on a black street Elmo and sonic spun out control him [ __ ] die his head was rotating weird Chris did you ever have a deviantART yeah I still do but I don't haven't touched it in a year look at this guy he's freaking out I really saw you post stuff I used to but not much why is everybody in this game freaking out when I got posted 10 pictures of my life the deviantART they're all terrible I hate my deviantART is still up and shut everything on it is really cringey now Julian I made a big embarrassment of myself Julie if you if you make genuine cringe Julian you've created art just got a point true do you know how hard it is to create cringe your demo reel Oh stranger I love Julie's demo reel you want to shut up about it what you brought it up you joking Chris of teasing um he's brought it off I'm not actually mad I think it's genius it's not like I did it on purpose to be funny I mean it's like what are good things I've done okay can we give people context if you really want to you want you doesn't matter yeah you know what it doesn't care I turned off comments on it a long time ago anyway okay [ __ ] Julian's demo reel consists of really good animation with one random scene of a ferret growing and massive muscle Leacock in that way it's because that's the best animation I've ever done no but it's funny because all the people watching it are gonna be like oh wow Julian's really good honestly it's not even that good everything else around it is like it's pretty good it's mediocre it's good is this the end of the game what the he said [ __ ] well so what what did he where did he come from cotton-eye Joe help you I didn't know that was his voice sounded life yeah I never thought about it this is it's me hello just challenge I will Bobby he's getting real big real horny he's getting real big it's Chou's six cows there goes contou burn smack him in his mouth no Eggman has to go haha really yeah I gotta wait for it like that yeah really did you did you got a freeze him and then the framerate drops even though this is a Dreamcast game poured it onto the ps3 what was that did the audio being way too loud oh oh very nice no no way we're right through him haha get that one this one's pretty easy huh are you sure no hey Julian what do you want what if what if I was thrown off a ledge and you had to grab me and pull me back up uh I probably wouldn't be strong enough you'd probably die thanks Julie have a very little arm strength well what what if what if you got motivated because your friend was dying and you got a stronger head doesn't matter how much it doesn't matter at all I don't care enough sorry [ __ ] [ __ ] dingdong can pin me down dang easy I I have no strength that's why I want to start working out again Julian you show mr. Peter the boys club Pisa hit Sonic I'm here too what just be Lego shoo hey or nuchal what you do not the mythic rule my favorite level in sony sony okay bye sonic you're [ __ ] dead that was this is purgatory what was that about wait that's not the last level it's about to be the end are you sure are you tired of this Chris I'm tired of Sonic two levels like I want to see I want to see tail but one two levels left also his stories the longest mmm so there's only two levels what about her story it's the best game I heard what about my story and if you type in her story Meganium make a game called Chris story crystal like Chris historic history history Chris story yes I'm a cliff story twist Chris's [ __ ] story Chris would you be happy if you grew a clip yeah what about just one tip what did would you be happy if you grew up like I'd been fine with it I guess what would be wrong with that nothing would be awesome holy [ __ ] could be pretty cool sometimes Chris I love it well are you doing I really don't like this I mean it suits the location perfectly I just don't like it go go follow that River if you're that really square area you're not supposed to see it from up here to prison this reminds me of oh my god damn it worked no no yeah where are you actually [ __ ] was it remind you of of are you not supposed to be here what no I I'm just going out of bounds a lot because it's fun the UH it reminds me of in the Wind Waker you when you finally go down to Hyrule and you can actually go all the way over to the to the end of the river that your favorite Saturday Night Live is he says I done down by the river and I know what you're talking about it's Saturday life it's classic Julian it's a classic bit that you play it to your children and they go and your children's children and they're just going to say that wasn't very funny did you like I'm on a boat you know I never got that one I liked I liked their other songs but that I never understood why when I'm on a boat was supposed to be funny what about the funny goat what funny goat that was the other song I don't remember that one it wasn't real Julian now you've been fooled there you go and bamboozled anything in this music it's okay I like that all the music's really different look the rooms flooded except if I go over that snake like over here sneaking's okay so now I'm not water wait really but now what's now I'm underwater it's funny oh they don't they [ __ ] that up I didn't notice don't worry about it it's easier not to think about these things weird don't [ __ ] it was bad it was fun there are many things that need to be erased Julian Julian but if you could go back in time and change the Bible whatever would if you had the chance to do it would you and I gasp what would you change it to say sonic Christ I don't know me a blue hedgehog he will be epic with the reddest of sneakers the most epic of hedgehogs he could run at sonic speed I would make it about a small puppy named Joe polo the puppy yeah what does Chapo do he goes on a big adventure host a big adventure what are you doing God dang it have fun where you do so pose big in the Bible yeah I'd be a little cartoon dog well what's the story there's it's the whole Bible Chris there's a lot I can't summarize the Bible it's gonna what what I mean you need to write a new story you can't just call it choked Oh with a puppy and there's no poem and then [ __ ] expect people they ignore the title adventure eyes in its the full length of the Bible so I can't summarize it Oh he buys a train he meets a snake there's several types of Chaos Emeralds okay yes I collect the world at one point he regresses into being an amoeba Topol a big adventure come on I like that movie oh my god I'm okay I'm okay good pitch me pitch me some episodes for Chapo's big adventure episode what are things that happen book it's not a movie you say do you say you can say episodes a book can be episode okay he meets a skunk tell tale adventure series he meets a skunk who don't ever dunk but also okay I could do a meaty hunk a meaty hunk of a skunk oh you're trying to tease me okay Julian he meets a meaty hunk of a skunk who gave up on his dunking yeah he's trying to get back into it okay so what else you give me more coprocessors catchphrase throw me a bone here this is give me a number I like give me the bone that's is a that's just catch gave me the mouse I give me the money but he goes give me the money it's a bone off [ __ ] a bone up bone up bone up it'll be okay this is tight now it's scary just look over your shoulder just look over your shoulder I was really happy Mike's therapy laid that in the car for us Chris it's one of my favorite songs we played you'll be in my car because we were in this car damn it it wasn't his problem we were in Matan Ryan's car stay on I was hoping the homing attack the ring by that I mean homing attack to get the ring not homing attack oh [ __ ] you worry about there's a video game being played if you can believe that movie oh yeah that's that's my I forgot that's what they said in the in the South Park cows was it funny episode when he gets his Oscar uncle show me love you were gonna say anyway you're Jewish uncle recorded a cover huncles Ayman gonna love you anyway I will protect you from the Israelites it would be an Israelite oh I hate our race don't you Jew is not a race Chris Oh being Jewish is a race it's a daily race this is Julie this is the hamster right here the tube it's not boring to try never some running of the Jew to choose what the longest nose is always win the cross the finish line they use it to their they use it to their athletic advantage they cross the finish line with the long noses this is awfully rude that's a good way to put it Chris this is very rude Michelangelo's a party dude we want to apologize to the Jewish community we really like your meats and your feats Jewish feats yeah that funny boy on the haha man on the hand the skillets man on the hill that's the sequel to Fiddler on the Roof kick in the shingles I keep getting up the high places how they do it there are athletic blasts I want to go I want to see Fiddler on the Roof again was that home has been many years why use your athletic last homer he said my name again boy my name I promise to never are my name I can't my boy help no let's do Simpsons improv Julie I'll be Homer you separate his father I must leave the planets I must do D on fusion holy help spell we must do the unthinkable I must call my boy my wife after you both put on the pole tear our earrings you became the ultimate wife for this is the ultimate showdown I just like imagining Homer singing the whole thing Oh Godzilla was happy why Godzilla was hopping around Oh God's doing was hopping around easy ultimate destiny did you did you know did you know Homer is a showdown of ultimate destiny Experion my owner of the kwik-e-mart was originally conceived as an alternate eco - Homer according to Matt greening he was originally going to be a monkey called Abu stolen from another movie which was also stolen from another movie that's right don't listen there was no monkey in the thief in the caller there also wasn't a finished movie there either yeah also sleep in the cobbler blues do you think it's overrated Chris and what yeah that's not good I mean which one is even the cobbler well that the ones that they release oh yeah oh yeah you're kidding me afterwards that one's awful yeah wait Burnie sonic like that please wait turn him turn him towards the camera flee the terminators they turn them towards the camera we have to be able to see his face haha cuz there's are you training against a this is bad there's all these dead people it might have to be close to it oh this is a flashback yeah this is a flashback they said it okay what do we say he said that's bad look at these dead people zoom in on them I can't see oh it's that one character she all right she seems fine she's moving and her eyes are open what are these little things they don't look so good here they're the chills why are they so low poly upskirting her family boobs you know what at some point I want it when when dr. Robotnik is holding the Chaos Emeralds I wanted slaughter Chou's I wanted to say it's bad to say the family jewels in homers voice the crows said is that orson welles family jewels why you tell me [ __ ] it was me her eyeball so she walks away really daintily nice camera work okay that's over we so uh sonic adventure huh play gates ventura ah what if ace ventura was in this game thinking oh he's sleepy I like his little fangs I think I'm dreaming here yeah hedgehogs have very sharp teeth it's a fact do they know oh maybe they do I don't know hmm he is cruising for the biggest blues news depending for a bending Julius yeah you beef bender i beef you be freely you BC wiener and I'll be bender he goes oh yeah what that's that's Lea ler that's lilo and Stitch Lilu what the [ __ ] are you doing look lilo and Stitch I'm surprised nobody's done that that sounds like like when they did mad that would have been a sketch on Mad look who it is whoa is he in this game yeah you can play them what is he actually in the game what do you mean like in the story yeah but you can you can play as him if you get everyone boom is that an easter egg whoops what they can play isn't know that you could even see him oh yeah that's why it's there they have a lot of stuff like that this is fun game the songs were good too it's a good game phonics levels are okay the gantt the screen tales levels aren't too bad knuckles levels aren't too bad in those Gama's levels are fine it's just a bigger cat's terrible name he's terrible amy is the worst part I would say really cuz big the cat's the shortest part of the game you have to use your hammer you're doing really good thank you damn good job finally good Chris I it's gonna be a slur someday every word we'll watch what you say people there might be a sort of one day life is a slur and if you use a word it's probably gonna be used incorrectly within a hundred years and everyone will take the whole meaning away from it oh my god this is the last level yep this is the last level I really like the last level and Adventure 2 even though it's not that crazy no it's it's probably one of the most fun levels she's good I like grinding and yeah and there's a lot of stuff you can do for shortcuts it's one of the only levels you can do that kind of thing it will grinding itself isn't very fun it's just fun isn't that they have so many pipes that you can do yeah jumping between them and doing short cuts is really fun that's why I have fun with this game is because you can I mean spin - all over and just take a lot of shortcuts which is a lot of fun what was the melon in the dryer levels of this are pretty big - they sometimes have branching paths every year some ignorant kid takes a ride in a dryer and that's really cool you should do a - sonic I don't want to every whoa that's a game crash every you have you even saved once no matter I 14 lives what's gonna happen every year smelly little kid died which is my show no kid watches my show it's a pet apparently oh my god oh I thought you didn't drop as small as much as you want now so much smoke let me call my kids Chris keep saying smudge much much much much that's a word now it's a word it's a word like yes I like how it sounds you're a [ __ ] smudge but again Webster that's a good insult you [ __ ] smudge [ __ ] putz what is this much describe I don't know like a brown withered you into a racial thing is much ya know a withered curving living talked over him again a curved beak you be perfect yeah the curvy cutie yeah yeah it's it changes that when applied to girls or boys you call a girl as much it means that it means he's very attractive she's got you jiggle in the right amount if you cut if you call it to a man it means he's a withered old fool it means he's a curvy [ __ ] idiot no give me a break I'm sorry I didn't mean it oh yeah I didn't make it make you feel so pressured I did it to beat the B key you shut up you just think my brain doesn't work right you are gonna lose all your life no I'm not I 13 lives Julie you've died in here like three times that's because uh four times it wasn't four times now you're exaggerating you look at the worst side of everything what are we talking about brown brains again I don't remember we were at knott's when that happened Oh oh it's because we were talking about drinking the water yeah you said there's amoebas in it and parasites flesh-eating virus who can save face of the brown brain oh yeah nuts was fun for everything I don't remember [ __ ] I'm definitely gonna have Alzheimer's ants what if it was Elsa Haim it's not like frozen well if we did a frozen parody video what would that even be bad what did you do Chris if you were gonna do a pro let's assume that this was back when animations made money on YouTube yeah what would you do for your frozen parody I'm dead what yeah there's a bug there and gets stuck in the elevator and kills you cool so I gotta do it again if I was to do a frozen parody yeah I'd make sure that the blonde dude is in it cuz he's my favorite why the favorite this is cool I don't think anyone the movies cool cuz news Chris Kristoff his name was you didn't like him playing his guitar he was dumb a [ __ ] reindeer I think the subtext that like you can only relate to his reindeer I thought that was interesting as a character trait and it doesn't get used I like them I like the way he sings in the slurring dude this is a jesters the G says each of those double play the song and I move my head and sing along I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a [ __ ] obnoxious [ __ ] they're not the reindeer I definitely want to [ __ ] the reindeer Julian it's a reindeer no what's wrong with that dingus Chris would you [ __ ] a reindeer no but I'm not Julian I'd be really disappointed if it if it's still acted like a dog though yeah that's the biggest [ __ ] I always get really annoyed when animals in movies just are they act like that re6 or movie now I've heard people use that as a compliment I've heard people be like oh yeah the dragons in How to Train Your Dragon they act like cats it was really cute can we talk about this it makes me do you remember anything about up outside of its opening yeah I remember the whole thing okay because I don't remember anything about it outside the III I think up is really overrated because only the opening is good I the opening is [ __ ] cellar it's gray they don't use any of that character building in the rest of the movie it has nothing to do with anything I just thought it was okay I didn't think it was that remarkable the opening zone part that really stood out now that's the part everyone talks about no one talks about the rest of the movie you didn't like the flying dogs the flying dogs are almost up there just because I like things that are weird and like unconventional it's because there's no emotional you don't like you don't worry about it you're just kind of like a little okay the dogs are in airplanes and they're funny the bird something about the bird he wants the bird I guess I forgot about them you [ __ ] love everything in this game I guess Sam the frizz signs yeah do you what would you how would you make up better with it do you think if you take out the kid it would be better no you know what I hate little fat comedy relief kids but I like him I thought he was likable so how would you how would you make this story make more sense I don't know make it more grounded make it more but it's all up Chris that's not what I meant grounded us in maked music he grounds the child like no [ __ ] dumb talking dogs dumb [ __ ] oops but he loves you the doggy nae says I love you he does say that I love you oh no he's doing his thing again I love you that was one of my childhood movies how would I make up bigger Julian big bigger how would I make it bigger wall I don't know I can a printer and printed a little bit larger what not good at writing monkey I'm just curious I wasn't trying to I wasn't trying to mock you or anything I know I would have to think long and hard about how to make it make more sense you guys already spelt it out you just make like if you start the movie off in a tone where it's like oh wow they're doing this all visually that's so nice I kind of keep it that way they they [ __ ] up the same way about wall-e to me I like the wall-e the whole way I think a lot of people I hear say yeah it sucks once he gets on the show I don't think it sucks I just I liked it better when it was quiet I'm the same way but I I don't mind it when it goes you know it's but the opening is much stronger and it's sad to see halfway in it just drops it completely also I like the way it was showing real humans and then it shows the dumb cartoon ones oh that bugs you yeah cuz it shows both and see what it's just weird wait I know the secret to this room and just touch the door the beginning of a wall he looks so good that it looked photorealistic so it's a creepypasta yeah okay Wally was overly realistic he looked like a robot but in real life no like a real robot I wanted to see somebody try to make Wally look creepy sonic look really realistic like regular like a heads up like a little blue hedgehog it was very creepy like the real tall hedgehogs you see on the street what's wrong with wearing shoes blue what does that refer to in creepypastas when they say that kind of thing it's like a fictional character that doesn't exist in any way in real life what's a comparison to by saying it looks realistic I they want you to think of like when when that guy did all those photo shops of like cartoon characters and they got that's funny the realistic Homer Simpson does look funny yeah like there was a realistic Homer in front of me and he said the family Chris would you just laugh if the Simpsons was trying to scare you if it was a spooky possessed susan's you know they're gonna do a treehouse a horror and dead Bart I don't think there's gonna do it at some point they might they might I'd be I'd be happy because at least they know that it exists but at the same time it would be [ __ ] ten years too late you see the Pokemon go song they didn't I sure did I think that was the worst thing they've ever died away he looks great here is really embarrassing yes yes it was is really bad you were telling us it got better what you're telling us the show got better no it keeps going through weird spouts where it goes from really bad and I'll have like one or two really good episodes and then just back to being [ __ ] again it just depends on the writer well they were on point with biting satire of pokemons Oh awful Pokemon go Simon you know how violent Pokemon go is it's true that was seriously just uninformed and awful it's a bad thing I guess except no one's playing it anymore anyways because a show like that can't really comment on anything current because it takes to old The Simpsons does this weird thing where they upload previews to their YouTube channel without yeah sound no sound with scratch audio so there's no mixing no sound and it's really creepy and weird that's because they I think they just rush it up they're like they're still doing the sound design for the episode of the time no well yeah that's it but it's they shouldn't be that it's weird to see that happen sometimes on TV I remember Rick and Morty aired and the colors were messed up in the audio mixing was weird because they they got like an earlier version of the episode what they put on air well they corrected that kind of thing can happen sometimes yeah it's a it's we holy [ __ ] what that made me nervous I thought you're gonna fall it's automatic it's just so like I saw an episode where Bart goes to the Future or something or to the past and it's a shitty games that suck ass it's a it's a clip on YouTube when there's no sound and it's really awkward and creepy doesn't like him going through a time portal there's no sound the whole video though pretty much that's it I'm not kidding it's supposed to be screaming but it's dead silent that's like whoa dude this is crazy no like walked silently up to a portal step inside of it and he said why is this an episode there's this treehouse of whole says hello it mom and dad are dead Monty I am dead Bart are you Mars at Bart well I was thought it was kind of funny the Nancy Cartwright calls people off as Bart just like doing Scientology and then they get really mad at her you can't do that don't have a cow I would join the part called me I would join it the boss baby call whoa you know I saw the boss baby I was okay oh I thought was pretty good what did I like about the boss baby yeah there's a lot of funny jokes that's a very it's old it's a very casual reaction I don't know I thought the humor was consistently funny all the way through the baby it speaks like an adult but it's not I could believe oh [ __ ] come on no I could believe that the movie is funnier than it looks it is no these probably just a shitty premise it well yeah but they make it creative I don't know I mean you were trying to sell man kangaroo Jack wasn't trying to sell you on it I said Matt and Ryan showed me and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be it was good it was okay listen I don't think I don't think the same right Jack okay kangaroo jack a kangaroo jack should be in Samurai Jack kangaroo be sure be in the finale I think the reason P so many people hate Sam run kangaroo jack Jesus Julie so the reason some my pants I mean Sarah kickapoo jack is because they all got everything America everyone thought marketing but it's a talking case yeah yeah and it turned out tonight it's in a dream sequence for like 30 seconds oh my god yeah but I don't know and so it's probably fine as a movies fine it's I've never seen it but it's probably like okay it's okay it's like at five out of ten no you know what it's a six out of ten it could be stupid as [ __ ] I don't know it is it's a lot it's really dumb I remember being [ __ ] it's cuz you're a Boober Boober yeah doesn't that mean like a dick no don't don't do loss yeah why you're spooking me bruised I've been doing way worse than other levels I was throwing myself off cliffs I know fish found when I say get a load of this get ready why'd you get so mad for it I don't know Chris because we're having a good session I thought HUD hey Chris I was until you called me a [ __ ] you know you had to cut it out Chris stinger Chris stinker what if we Robbie rotten proposed to you what would you say to him I'm sorry I'm not gay but I'm very flattered okay unless he was like a trillionaire so you'd marry him for money yeah and I divorced him and take half of it how would I feel bad cuz he's evil oh my god what you want to live in his weird wonky blue house gonna be fine we find a lid with he'd Marshall raped me what marriage she'll rape me okay you turn into Santa there me that was watch out watch out I can't believe they actually do that it's really unfair oh I don't think they warned you last time they did it's just look you can hit random spot seizes I forgot beamed up I guess because we're in a conversation I wasn't paying attention toppers dead time to stand on the railroad tracks justjust with my heels that there we go it's orange I know what's a dye taking water Oh what that was a very confusing shot we did it this camera is really good what's going on cameras jittering why was he doing that Wow yes

Channel: OneyPlays

Views: 1,257,262

Rating: 4.9026771 out of 5

Keywords: Oneyplays, oney, sonic adventure, sonic, sonic and tails, sega dreamcast, sonic adventure dreamcast, sonic funny, sonic the hedgehog, oney plays sonic, oney plays sonic adventure, sonic adventure let's play, sonic adventure lets play, sonic adventure lp, sonic let's play, sonic lets play, sonic lp, sonic adventure funny, sonic adventure gameplay, sonic adventure oney, sonic the hedgehog funny, sonic adventure walthrough

Id: R9qdZNZPbXY

Length: 130min 56sec (7856 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 24 2018

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[u/ThatsGooodJason]

Aw, they missed the perfect opportunity to release this yesterday, when it was Sonic Adventure's 20th anniversary.

[u/RobotYoshimis]

The entire opening to this series is probably my favorite moment in OneyPlays history