Oney Plays Crash N. Sane Trilogy (Complete Series)

only play with friends Oh daddy dog vision presents oh I don't recognize that voice developed by Vicarious Visions oh oh oh this just makes me sad because if they use the simpler model it would have looked better Julie I mean come on it's moving just fine Vicarious Visions and not hey dog Julian shut up or watching this cutscene for the first time look I thought yeah for the first time Wow there he is just how he always looked I'm yellow instead of Pakistani beige now yeah he was the first one he was beige wasn't it yeah and the second one I remember him being yellow in the second one was he I think yellow is better anyway I like him beige and makes him really stand out there's something something's wrong with in Bri oh he's got palsy oh no what something in his brain is not computed their girl's rash rash skanky scoot whoa she's strong now poor tawny tiger gang-rape the funny part was watching you try to hold back your laughter what a crazy dream look guys doesn't know how to read why do they call it and sanity Beach but this is the only beach party he have no brain therefore he must be you go [ __ ] my dog my dog what's his dog's name bark bark mashie smashy bark bark digging up a bone it is very cute I like crabs look it's crab from Harry Potter that's crab kill later grab you later so Julian what was the crash bandicoot parody from The Simpsons called - dingo so disappointed that's not sorry it was called stinky satire whatever they did a Pokemon go parody a year after it was relevant and that was called Garfield go that's real what do you think guys it's Crash Bandicoot he's back from the journey I want a wampum food can we go to the Starbucks and get a wumpa fruit shake yeah it'd be purple and gross why isn't why aren't any fast food chains doing a wimple whip promotion where they whip your wampas around they give you a drink afterwards [Music] he warmed up to it I don't like a cuckoo why not I'd take off his eyes I like him it's Mack you liked him he'd be floating around you so hopefully he'd smack him out of your way he stays behind you he if he's giving me the hints spinning TNT is deadly jump on it instead thanks aku aku stand on it for three seconds I'm glad you taught me that I thought TNT meant totally totally not terrible yeah totally not terrible it's like this situation what can skunks and [ __ ] you know skunks are related to the ferret Julian who needs them they're all part of the same [ __ ] family it's true barely muscle it rocks they slip right in Chris did you ever want a ferret no what about a parrot what about what about a parent look it's a crash face there's a board lady I remember that's okay somebody's gonna screw what if crash bandicoot's voice was changed too let's listen to the wool they recorded what do you say done that better world that's the idea it's not intentional it's easy to do is for all the insane reviews it's an axial look I can do the best wall of all time the sounds from the sands from my throat Oh God pinion on this game marsupial poop wheel he's the master of marsupial fellow only place man what about him how many dollars did we get to play this game oh we got paid by a snake yeah we got we got raisins we got paid and stink and it came in little bottles what the [ __ ] your mics not even pointed at you boy you're [ __ ] like it your dumb thin brow brow Oh let's speak to aku aku we didn't receive any dollars as the joke yeah we good well we have not been paid to endorse this game so let's say it [ __ ] slice thanks remember this level can we just talk about how [ __ ] epic crashes huge Browner is I think everybody knows that I'll take his brownie to towner hold X the bounce higher if you haven't tried jumping out that's what level 3 now to handle crashes tip sorry was you set it up too easily he wasn't you it was crash I mean it was Chris I'm 9 Crash Bandicoot oh [ __ ] Julian he distracted me or just put the crash bandicoot costume on make him happy I want to get one of those we can go to we can go to the hospital and cheer those kids up by having Julian [ __ ] Crash Bandicoot I don't want to get [ __ ] by Julian to impress kids they would love it if they'd be very impressed to be I'm [ __ ] by Julian I'd say oh yeah it'll be cleansing that is what crash would say vertical tree why is he crying oh I like well I like the idea that they're they're just ignoring him I just say there's just enthralled by the fact that he's there go to the hospital do this the kids you remember you remember the news story about the the Santa who couldn't save the little boy from Christmas when Emma died what happened [Laughter] video Julie village I'm in bivolo about it getting sick of this [ __ ] protest he was a Santa the guy who dresses up as Santa who goes to hospitals to make kids happy and then one of the kids said Santa can you keep me from dying no and he said it was very sad but at the same time it was it was very funny in a sense hilarious too because tragedy is funny who are you Doug Walker dude it's not the funniest thing and I'm sorry that the child died he died he did he died right there actually because of Santa not exist I wish I could remember the whole thing Santa I'm going to die you massage my love handles stretch marks another John Bolger hole currently I'm not sexually attracted to you in the sleigh - thanks now I'll go home and kill myself tonight plenty of girls to do so that's fine what about the one I love which one is she my parents left again you know it's supposed to get closer to the camera that's the whole point did they do that in the first one yes yes yes they just forgot to do was I will do that in the last that's not important The Last of Us the last molest of us okay they're a good work play yeah I liked when you change the word out that didn't sound anything like the word that was there it's the porn parody is any you would have done molest them is there any porn you would do the molest what are you talking about you know [ __ ] about poetry are there any pornography bored if you say porn it sounds stupid like people like it little kids who say perverted hmm you say how many porns do you have the is there are there any cornhole are you allowed to advertise it on the basis that oh this porn contains a rape scenario or is that like illegal the heck is going are you talking about is it's the molest of us that implies that it's non-consensual you know how to do that that's what I'm wondering if that's like a thing you can do it your problems that that game is about a little girl and I'm yeah I didn't even think of that actually okay so that's not a good back to the wampa Islands Chris what would you do a few meta if you met a girl that you thought was really attractive but she kept referring to her [ __ ] as crash bandicoot play with my crush into coot yeah that's so cool you like that too I'm a big fan once you say get at my sloppy meat flaps look at my [ __ ] orange marsupial [ __ ] or in smartisan oh I have the orange discharge again get in there if she what if she was one of the most beautiful people but she kept describing it like that huh it would probably get fairly old she wasn't joking either yeah I know her feelings get really hurt there's a there's a rainbow like you laughs liquids that keep coming out I feel like you laugh at her and she looks really hurt on you I wouldn't want to deal with that for - I feel like I'm dealing with it but she's beautiful yeah I know lots of beautiful people doesn't mean they're good like Julian you just called me ugly Julian you're not getting no food say you're ugly no compliments I say don't you I don't find you attractive there's a difference what's worse well it's not worse worse because it implies that I got no redeeming qualities not you know you're a funny man can I come a jump on when you start [ __ ] a girl she'll laughing you funny [ __ ] sure somebody would oh we're going to the bonus level where's my [ __ ] penis it's over there oh where you left it someone's me sorry massaging me sorry would say he's sorry I needed it was really stupid okay we're back we're back said I can do it again and again and again and again cuz you guys keep falling I won't I'm a good guy check it out that's what crash to the Senate line for the beginning you should have God look at her [ __ ] huge Minj dude break her open smash her to pieces why would she [ __ ] me she's too far crests I like crashes with yellow spot it's called smegma why doesn't he have a giant belly button anymore [Music] oh yeah grass and the scheme looks pretty okay Chris you know what they say the grass is always greener Charlie's always Sheena that's pretty good hey thanks man hey miss three boxes you [ __ ] idiot oh [ __ ] George was burning me what's burning you the curry you had slurry today oh did you throw up a little did you guys get a new shelf yes we did you noticed how long has that been there for I don't know like like uh like three weeks maybe oh we're fighting Papa Papa my papa papa pappu Pam body blows don't hurt him hence you can easily beat him easily hand to your you don't have fist attack so don't punch him and beat him like an idiot and don't die that's a hint ha ha but who has a better but him more minions minions should rub them together perhaps um ok bullsh what was that you walked into him crisis dial easiest for a battle Colonel did he die that it's easier than you think no I smacked me on my noggin again is it if you're behind him does it like I guess I guess when he don't remember actually doing then the first night it's because I'm so used to the first game it's confused well it might be in the first game I just don't remember it I don't think this is I think this is easier than the first game so you can hit him from the front end behind by doing that there you go that's [ __ ] idiot died nope pose like a japanese schoolgirl whoa yah why did crash break into this guy's house and [ __ ] him up for there's no point he needed an escape he's broke into a poor guys home and [ __ ] neocortex's home he's gonna kill him in his sleep oh we mistook his fat belly for Cortex's fat head grease toes of course DJ we play as conk oh this is probably a good point to switch back but I wanted to join my adventure well why'd you send her away oops you vaporized cool I hate what me I do two days holy [ __ ] it skunk Oh smile for the camera yeah yeah positive when she does it okay she's not gonna make any funny faces yeah she's a girl they're not gonna let her be silly they were using vertex animation in the original it's why they look so funny why can't they do it no more because there's too many vertices they can it's just the lack of probably have like 10,000 of them on these I mean you can still do it it's just there's it just looked funnier with less me I'm asking me for you created oka me why because I needed to make a little plate little my hot dogs what would you put feathers and [ __ ] a face on it because perhaps class you'll make it pretty Chris okay I see look a life my brother have you ever eaten with zoo pals plates Zootopia no zoo pals No oink-oink zoo pals it's they have the animal faces thank you for pleasing all of our fans because they still eat off of zoo pals plates Julian are you implying that everyone watching this is a small child yes well that's better right why do you do that because it gets everyone going no I'm 60 and I watch it what am I doing with myself I do like to you run faster with it in this one I thought you always did oh yeah you're right never mind good someone probably really likes that one don't do it don't do it into this she gets for Wyatt being a little [ __ ] hmm don't tell me saw those dungarees and thoughtless names like you know he won't jump to jump hint ride the piggy right invader zim remember he says ride the pig that well you'd [ __ ] up the timing of the song Chris what did you think of invader zim I liked it why have what you think of invaders Dan what did you think of invader Tim they probably would have had an invader flim no cuz it's one three letters so is invader school oh my god oh [ __ ] I'm doing pretty okay you guys watch out for the men the racist men yes what do you think their names are I have those but in the racist men who he has in their racist I mean they're not racists they're just having a little hoot they do have funny here okay that was [ __ ] oh he got his brain in pain I think they like didn't test some of the timing on these parts oh okay you can play and you'll see the you'll say the exact same thing yeah you white because it's [ __ ] look that's a good jump Wow told you yeah how are you jump a little I guess you're probably supposed to just go under it no you're supposed to see oh yeah yeah that will clearly looks like you made it over everybody in you maybe are just gonna have to be super [ __ ] tied yeah yeah well it's really [ __ ] tight [Music] I don't want to play this [ __ ] raggedy old [ __ ] anymore rhaggy old [ __ ] orgies are just watch them in like 10 years been longer I wait younger B's get me you kill me would you would you find Koko endearing if she had a big sailor mouth yeah she'd be cool yeah [ __ ] flies of a [ __ ] I'm scared okay here we go that's the day that David Firth song he did for his podcasts lyin in my [ __ ] yeah you really yeah it's pretty silly who said yeah me I'm behind and you can see me behind aliens seeking it right there yeah they added no easing on what animals like face you so it looks really weird sometimes oh jeez whoa that was good okay look out for those two gobblers gobblers huh the gobbler is the sandwich you get awawa is it I wouldn't know did you have when I was on on the planet Chicago no it's only Philly isn't it yeah oh it might not only be Pennsylvania okay I'm not sure where Chicago does not she did a little orgasm we we am/pm i think we have oh look out five face of my brother my face by my brother's facial icon why are you using his lives why don't you have your own she doesn't she does have her own icon why didn't they just put it they'll probably patch that in boners I'm Michael co and I'm a boner I see his castle in the back there it is scared me I thought you're gonna make it Shana didn't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] she's like please make a patch that she breaks down crying if you fall down in front yeah oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] up didn't I oh yeah you're supposed to bounce on the doodly itaúnas yeah I feel that way through leader fly Julian she fly to the sky she flirts with her sky make me a pie she cry crying to pie what let's have a discussion okay okay if Coco weeps her hair in the crashes yeah that's like twinsanity you turn into like a update you have whirling ball of fur yeah let's go back it's his bow my god it's his Bloom oh I remembered all right I like this music this is fun get out of here that was the guy singing oh oh that's what she sounds like um she goes that wasn't Jimmy Neutron oh okay that's the sound Laurel takes when she pulls up at the player whoa that's tame they did for the most part yeah [ __ ] murderer well that's I'm finally I'm happy violence is blind to gender finally she's not bumping her head anymore she bongs turn audiences pizzas stupid plant it's a nice sound effect - why does it hurt long hair catch on fire here it does you have to spin it over and over I'm gonna put the fire out this is made of plastic why can't Coco be bald Coco bald accout does they know how hard it was my brother's head it's still up there something she says about everything yeah we go hop this is what you get for giving us a copy of this early what jokes about her vagina yeah this is great I feel bad she's scared she looks around crashes scared - whoa but she's a little girl she's like what - she's too much she's tombs of the ancient here's a tumor that's the best one what is the best joke off the [ __ ] Creek see now it goes from left to right on the second island in the original 101 right the left I like a coup a coup he's funny did you wear him in real life where's his gray nose what do you think is the significance of the feathers gay pride when they forgot it's in Australia I wanted to need a sarkeesian as a playable character Chris what would you do if she was actually in this game and peep the whole game with her she call you over the war room and call you wish it had garbage human why they make this music so over-the-top for dick top whoa it just reminds me of that one song from Rome an arena from wife from Rain Man arena Rayman arena yeah that's a game yeah what are you doing it you can race or you can shoot things really boring really no that's not outside the realm of reason why do you life man why would they why were they making a racer either they make anything the world holy [ __ ] oh this floating leaf yeah what about it Chris whoa I'm sick of this purple piece of [ __ ] oh I want to see your friends I want to see Coco's moko you don't say I'm moko elk oh yeah loco Coco Dido local burrito why can't you place the local Bandito I hope the loco bandido catches on as a sex move what would it be very degrading dirty talk I guess you should their heads yeah when you get aids from a bus good job yeah why is neocortex even want her because he wants to catch the Bandicoot oh yeah to catch crash he's using her as well as bait it's because cortex made all these creatures yes there's normal animals and there's the answer the morphic that ones the cortex made because he was horny you can [ __ ] with his giant head what that's nothing yes it is the right answer what else did he make that [ __ ] beautiful Tana [ __ ] beautiful [ __ ] babe Chris what are you gonna do for the thumbnail on this gonna draw that rock in the background these old games were really hard to figure out oh look at them it's so happy I feel bad for a little Ripper see there's the big tint haha you got [ __ ] owned loser oh oh they reported in the laughs come on baby oh my god he got me good he jumpin up on you I'm glad he [ __ ] killed me ha ha ha ha your judge judge judge judge a judge a judge and then Japanese people doing so why do they vibrate because they made cellular phones I think I like this I think I like this version better than the old reproof really yeah what's different it's just the voice they gave him I think he works better animation wise when he can actually move well the original version was a stock sound effect like you do huh yeah you're a real piece of [ __ ] sometimes I did it he's taking a bath mm-hmm washes the murderer goodbye I really like the drowning sound it's very evocative oh [ __ ] reminds me of was the drown was the point do-do-do-do-do I found my friend Lizardo Bambino I like the rock queen of the binos oh my god they are a little slower well that's good in anyway check this out drilling you ready pretty good pretty good Chris thank you there's a mask up there you can see a shadow where okay see there's oh you're right you're a genius Hey now it doesn't actually complement the dynamic lighting for that because I've actually showed the secret well what about those bats rendering you get to see where they spawn it's not gonna do it anymore okay you made fun of it ever hurts feelings oh god that's bad oh man how did they not notice that bad have him fade out or some [ __ ] oh okay thanks exploded where's the [ __ ] God I think you just jumped straight up over at the apex she's fine she didn't actually drown I think crash might do that some crash does crash Oh as in just sit in the wall sometimes just as the water god that's really black it's really hard to not look at at least she's going to heaven she's going straight to [ __ ] just gets pulled down looking dragged me down what that was delayed okay so hey booboo got my little [ __ ] friend oh [ __ ] haha anyway hello okay bugger and all that Julie why don't you get up - this week Julius I drew many times you drew many times yeah would you try also drew men and their e times Oh what did you do this week dangus he's been working on trigger treat again it's going really well actually what did you do with it did you delete it yeah I find out more on our patreon you can read it in detail we don't hope to Blaine it again exploit a new release push your own game listen this is this video is probably going up in like five days after the first one it's true and nobody will care at that point we should probably have to be oh I may have [ __ ] up quite a bit there I really like that quote what when George Lucas says I may have gone too far enough you what if I tell my wife I love her No look out oh oh boy tell my wife I'm sorry he's like the work with a real cutie pie they probably pays you a lot so where's that oh you can go back I think what though for work well that one makes you know weird this is a world doozy I'm sick of this racist music in my video games look at the crystals oh my god Chris that was really risky when she bounced off the [ __ ] table wine why didn't she bounced off the hole that's not what I said Oh [ __ ] sucker spike second spike I [ __ ] aced this last night the original game when you felt up it you bounced off of it there we go look at this [ __ ] part Julian my god why we generally he did it he spawned Coco stinky coot Coco stinky Gucci that's what's wrong Julian's a mean he's mean he's my I jumped on him he has a horn though yeah he's already okay this what is what do you think is the purpose of these moving blocks I saw also rhymed goddammit good dinga dinga but doesn't open what I don't know it she doesn't use it or nothing she's just the battery's dead my battery acid she should throw battery acid on enemies not spin Chris did you ever drink battery yeah so crash - oh [ __ ] look what daddy found Julian that's the only way think would you live up here uh-uh not every remember as a kid I have lots of fantasies about building a tree house where nobody could find me oh god oh god oh god oh god after after committing a crime as a child I had the perfect scheme but I just like the I like Oh God is not gonna end well yeah I'm not gonna because he did that I couldn't do it Tana sucks my little Dane yeah you'd like that wouldn't you perhaps Oh what if Tana wasn't show girls should be funny what if Shana was the one the smacker card says different places Jesus was that does that look unfair to you Julian yes okay this is harder than dark what is oh my god Chris you've just been into it I know but it's like some situations are hard like this one it's just waiting well yeah that's crush one remember fresh ones heavily about just patterns oh no see they want you to jump on him to get that crate okay hardest part you can't jump on them see okay is it cousin I think they've just got shitty hitboxes what do you mean Chris I've shown you before that the hitboxes are [ __ ] I want to see your channel Oh sometimes landing jumps is [ __ ] sometimes especially if you're used to the original well if you're used to the original you're not gonna be used to these controls because the controls in crash 1 were really awkward yeah but in crash 1 there's parts where it's like you know you can just make one jump to get over something now I'm talking about crash 2 but in this remake sometimes it makes you do the Crouch jump oh this level looks a lot better than it did yeah I remember this was actually oh is it the thing where they just put black fog yeah or am I thinking of three oh it's all so there was there was no like proper light sources or anything this looks great yeah I hope this game makes a comeback for these kinds of platforming games I'll make crashes I mean they well Lilly water everybody wants everybody wants this game to get supported because they think it'll mean a new well this is good though well maybe they'll learn [ __ ] from remaking it they won't we'll see look at that little man the game is out by this point I could say Oh what the [ __ ] I didn't see that at all you in the you used to be able to walk through once they were extended no I think it extended while I was there I don't like it here jump in that red-hot iron bo burn my little pink shoes oh oh I was in I would jump one platform and sit like three hours like the real people can't jump that far I love their stone textures they look really good only cursive bandicoot's oh [ __ ] what's happening that's what neocortex says he says that curse said bandy coot oh I'm gonna get him oh god I can't get there now well [ __ ] that up I hate these gosh darn bandicoot's that was what he always said remember he said you blithering bucket of box [ __ ] you blithering bucket bucket of bandicoot's see what I want a bucket of Bandicoot a lot a bucket up I hear the cops that's a good song I Wanna buggered up and the girls oh no it's a Green Day album I want a bigger bug in a Bandicoot from her number oh really them going wrong way oh my gosh there's slipper and spiders at every turn would you say that's a Weird Al's absolute best maybe an idiot pretty clever absolutely Julian no we know Weird Al's best as hardware store that's why it's called Weird Al's best yeah I was like this is enough what's called a hardware store and I was like I want more review was it really yeah really watch it if it's just called hardware store I didn't know you had a sense for clickbait that young no baby you made the thumbnail a big boob weird out and then ice let's stop doing quick bait after like Weird Al grew his hair out so long say you know what I look good listen there's the truck drivin song okay that's one of my favorites I like the hardware store what would you say this is best on what's his worst that's a good question like Barney this is hell right here look what mama found [Music] I'd say it's one of my favorites I think his worst is uh I don't think Lucy is very good I think is his impression of desi is really bad desi I forget what his full name is let's play some Daisy oh I want to see what this level looks like this is the furthest they got less [Applause] [Music] [Applause] who lumbago it says dan Jer what does that mean because I'm not too smart in the head hey this level looks good food says Wow spooked boars are very spooky is this funny cause it sounds like hoverboard what would you want a boar funny or is there like super dangerous Julian holy Fox our boards it was falling off of a board [Music] yeah he'll float slowly like three feet and everybody will clap does Tony Hawk's still skate oh dang it all watch as I beat this level with one line of the 3,250 spin the original game it gives you a little more of a [ __ ] thing the rest on you can hang off the edges more that was my bad those things are textured very well the little d'harans the little d'harans Julian laughter this recording let's go get you some energy some energy God is somehow more energy energy yeah all right when is Weird Al gonna do it the song about Jojo yeah what he punches the Frog to the music but he needs to do a cover of he needs to do a cover of what's it called roundabout dude oh my gosh me too no there was no platform behind that video of the insane trilogy with the fan falls in the hole this is listen Chris we actually genuinely laughed the book we had a hard time playing that's the first time - no but that was [ __ ] they didn't let me [ __ ] it look you couldn't beat up when you're standing here there's no way - no there's no [ __ ] hole there borscht paying attention running up to it have you ever had borscht Chris no to the hole you know we know what section when cocoa treasure of [ __ ] are you suitable what cocoa spreads are useless hole that's Cory he would always say somebody's a useless hole I think I like Cory he's a good man do you think Cory is poori like do you think gets pores Cory's got a good head of hair flawless skin fat hanging banjo string everything a girl wants hmm I need to keep that turtle get back over there you I remember the first time I saw that movie I [ __ ] loved it a lot of kids liked that movie but you were 15 was it really 2005 was it okay then you were young enough Julien was it a 9/11 World when that movie came out when did it come out I'm pretty sure it came out at like 2004 no I'm probably wrong I'm gonna guess 2002 Alexa when did the master of disguise come out you [ __ ] [ __ ] stop listening to me oh yeah hold on I'll try cieariy I'll try Siri disabled spider-man it's not gonna get picked up by the mic Alexa it's okay everyone she disabled spider-man Siri when did the master of disguise premiere no you're wrong series a guy - Julian you're gated when did the master of disguise come out Albert was on Christmas because it was 2002 haha so yeah I was close we were just as close as thousand two thousand seventy eight two thousand two hundred whatever it came out tomorrow so it was a 9/11 world yeah we needed our turtle men to bring us laughter yeah they're trying fine why is there so many crossed some cribbing II just miss around comedy just miss I like it when Coco jump and her little little bum bum bounce huh no I'm saying yeah when she falls on your face and farts hits her face her teats what did that be funny I hope Coco showed me her 60 her sixteenth she looks disgusted she looks more determined than scared she's six teats a cloaca three pleats very stinky feets listen some people would like that I miss Coco's model I mean some people would like the sixteenths - I missed the scene in crash bandicoot when she takes her shoe ball oh ooh oh oh my god why did it catch up to me what the okay that was really strange I don't know why that happened that was dumb I was holding down to lightly pray oh god I'm [ __ ] again it's doing it again it's catching up jiminy [ __ ] Christmas dude what's a little bandicoot to do right Oh God this is the end hold your breasts encounter soon look it's doing it again it's doing it again what the [ __ ] order you go this is word happens right here everybody if you buy the remake a billion times they'll make you know what happened I was using the d-pad the first two times and I'll use the analog stick [ __ ] you you know you're doing this sir some games had problems like that I think that's actually a thing in Doom is that if you map two keys together like that you can actually speed boost yeah really but that's a that's a thing in if you use the the turn keys alongside strafing you can actually get speed boost always going slower with the d-pad I don't think it's it might be actually I don't know what did the PlayStation 2 didn't the PlayStation 2 have a thing where you hold down the d-pad harder and you go fast or something Boulevard I cannot believe my eye why should I even a firefly that's the system of a downside how you maggot all you [ __ ] smoking mags up there and once this month's met I'm not gonna die once you're ready Julian yeah diet do only if I die you get to kill me in real life I'm not gonna die this is serious i practicing this too serious too followed the finally being okay he will help me in my mission on guy to live my dad my dad where's ringing people screaming look out Chris the shooter he is a comic oh oh my god well I didn't die all dead every bet I don't know they're saying Japanese Batman opening is when they tried to figure out things that sound like Batman so they say oh yeah I do remember that the Japanese x-men opening is actually really cool really have you never seen that no they did a different opening for the excellent party and they played Xenomorphs actually the aliens Xenomorphs is it as good as the Brazilian Digimon opening oh I like that she looks around at one point she's confused why they superimposed her over the city all good things to look up right Julian why did I die for because you love me cuz you love me I didn't say it like that sit like a Antonio bender he's really funny he's funny he's like God intentionally oh boy Oh what try to sound real cool speaking in Spanish I am there missed again I did it I only died once Julian sound like a cool Mexican action hero I can't cuz I don't know enough Forex account of the menu just ordered from a menu no it's embarrassing you think why do they they couldn't they could just make it shorter oh [ __ ] me Chris that was good dude oh you did it I sure did stop being racist crash crash isn't here what do you would say if he was here Coco's always a little [ __ ] do I really dear Jesus look what you've done oh it's aren't you here that's good that's a that's a prayer you happy dear Jesus oh my god done look at the mess you've created I mean it's true in a sense hello I am jeepers jeepers creepers oh holy Lord in heaven thanks for dad's drinking problem really appreciate it yeah it's been making this Thanksgiving dinner real fun dear jiminy hisses I mean I was thinking more about like manifest destiny kind of thing but that makes sense - look it's cocoa dude you can play as her in this game will finally notice he thought crash was just wearing a wig I want to please bro I have more what more if he just plays crash he's wearing a wig what kind of a way a big wig it would be they made crash where the Donald Trump wig they would not be funny what do you mean that would not be oh I really I it bugs me when people just put Donald Trump hair on a character and they go look how funny it is it would be nice if there was a big big horny dog on screen I can get you one Chris big horny dog yeah kill all your children now with the content it's a subliminal messaging hey you're just saying it's your viewers I'd be concerned if anybody watching this had children children hello children I'll kill all your children in the future remember oh I've archived my archives my subscriber list you're all going to die it looks like basically just start running yeah and you don't stop drink the kool-aid do it or I'll be very mad with you that would be funny oh look it's a funny video game I've never seen one of those yeah Chris do you want to give it over to dingdong I want to take a rest I just need a second Oh jump there you go I'm not gonna lie this game is [ __ ] epic my name is choco no coqui coqui that's a frog croak e dude you need three of them yeah dude golly I'm hooked up something gonna make you backtrack for it finally a girlfriend I'm in love with my band Urkel girlfriend he is a [ __ ] and she's better than you do you think Tana has good at video games no she's good at divorcing people and taking their [ __ ] crashing Tana never married they're all gonna explode you think yeah well she blew up too why does she come in keep coming back to the same tree look at those butterflies is poppin it there's just a random chance for that that she explodes into blood yeah what can we watch showgirls again well you do you want to yeah okay that's fine that's cuz it made you horny yeah just watch it on your own then Chris he kept getting really mad and say she's the worst character but then he cuts like really she is that's a valid feeling to have you can be ambivalent about the hotness of somebody me down the stairs who does she push them there he bled all over me with her period the evil lady that she didn't like and she she tried to kill her it doesn't make any sense she's not even evil she she acts all evil but then she helps her it's funny like remember she gets the she gets the lap dance and she enjoys it but it's supposed to but then she's he gives him a sad scene she who she's really getting her by doing that oh my god so finally got flattened why did you do this to me because you wear dungarees you little [ __ ] how many people do you think are really turned on when she's getting pummeled by boxes he bought this game expecting Chris fun old crash bandicoot time and he started getting him horny for a minute II didn't understand why if there's anything learned from being on the internet it's that everything is a fetish to somebody it's true everything there's somebody who gets a big boner from the bounty boxes in this game Sam look at him Julian speak of the devil I don't like koala Kong at all what about now oh my god yes what I am having an epic time so horny dude he's not as good as tiny you're not as good as tiny I'm not you're absolutely right no one is come on you big old no-good varmint get it you did that you broke them throw your [ __ ] rocks at me loser this is scary get your rocks off I dare you know it's funny come on you no-good varmint come on come on I really like the way that Crash Bandicoot walks in this game I know it doesn't set off the one next to it I would have panicked because I thought that the TNT crates would set each other off that'll be nice Crash Bandicoot is very good what was it sliding what ah you still hit it eat [ __ ] dude yeah you did it you like that Earl's pants just drop random oh is he doing something new he's so funny Chris sky what if a baby carriage came and he got put in a diaper and they soiled himself pretty funny [Music] I don't want to be cuckoo no more losers I'm not gonna die one school in this level looks really yummy I'm meow meow meow meow meow tweek I mean there's no reason for ice to be glowing because it's so cold ice doesn't glow Julian it's reflecting the light of the Sun Chris the light of whatever light is here like this so what yeah you have to go potty go potty me and Julian will keep I mean how many times have I just gotten up in the middle of recording set to pee Julian and we do just fine without me do it again Chris why do you like Coco uh I don't really think she likes as she doesn't offend me or anything do you like tiny literally because it's just big muscle man of course that's the only I think is listen it even if I didn't get boners for things I think is design it's fun it is fun I've always liked tiny Tiger when I was a little boy I used to say ha his name's tiny but his not so small I mean that was the joke that's the reason he exists isn't that it's not like a mafia stereotype or something's like hey it's tiny but he's a big goon looks usually yeah the context in which oh my god oh I didn't expect that I didn't think that was gonna hurt yeah looks good though I I missed the black rectangles you know I guess you're right that was superior well back then games meant something back then they really cared you do know I'm gonna do a cover of the song with just spoons as in spoons hitting each other or like spoon singing my urine smells like coffee smells like coffee are you cuckoo for cocoa I'm loco for Stoke Oh oh my god you made it see that was bullsh I didn't think you're going to do you know the whole fresh family tree yeah there's cocoa there's smoke oh there's poco all right get back over crash smash bash crash flash dirty lash like rash flash splash the stache Wow all evil why did you create the character I like just making me your original being yeah David original creation or character yeah play God create him in real life mold him from play turns out all the cancer research money that's been spent over the okay well don't we toured creating a bandicoot define what mustache Bandicoot looks like come on you gotta so he has a mustache but does he have like a beret and everything oh my God look at that motion blur what what is what the physics what was that what what is that art there's prophet Jesus out and go yeah they don't have an ease for going back down that bad why it's not too bad it's weird that they would have she slows down when she's going up but not going back yeah I think this game is rendered very well yeah I've actually warmed up to it oh I plays pretty well that's good I think it plays great oh it was very skeptical but now I'm a erect achill I'm only got two where the [ __ ] was the other one although all the skeptic channels have been talking about the gameplay in this what what's the ultimate fantasy you would have with tiny Tiger listen I'm trying real hard not to talk about sexy stuff as much anymore cuz it got old Julian my fetish is when the r is upside down okay was that spended it crashed and tigers the grass is too high from cuckoo like wobbling gunned I almost did it's always done that look at crash oh yeah you can't make the face anymore course he can't hmm you can't make the no good face no more let me get a good look at crash when you are not about to die let me look at his face because I remember one of the biggest complaints I had with the way that they designed him for this remake was how they I thought they made his eyes too triangular he always had the triangular eyes not really they were in all of his best designs are pretty round in the original his original design they're pretty round in the game I mean like the the his eyes were a little bit more triangular in the concept art but I feel eeeh they're rounder in the game they're twinsanity I've already sudden many times as my favourite iteration really and his eyes were very round in that one oh [ __ ] [ __ ] why did I do that oh did you do the wrong thing yeah [Music] listen there's more than a little influence from Roger Rabbit in this come on you gotta admit this game looks pretty I mean you said everyone at the time was that they all wanted to have Lego what if the goofy character has aa really hot girlfriend silac was gonna do it too but then they made her annoying but then Along Came Zeus whoa he had a big [ __ ] caboose yeah yeah all the little [ __ ] would write in it and that is you made [ __ ] and extracted Jews mother [ __ ] breaking with him nasty steak I'd rather I'd rather smooch Pegasus but Hercules himself is not awful I forget Pegasus even then movie he's got a big horsey ass because they introduced the funny ha ha character that he's utilize call only a name moments you can think of a Pegasus he laughing he laughs when he laughs Zeus is not suit Hades his hair gets blown out and he laughs he head butts Herc as a baby that's right and [ __ ] get stuck in the door so his butt sticks out his horse vagina yeah he looks back at him and he shrugs is that it they I think he and Hercules like they look at each other when Meg is introduced I think that's he quotes Malcolm X oh that was the best part no oh that's not good the original was creepy and silly it was also it was the follow along with the animated image on this why would he put a gif of himself the original one was like it was supposedly said maybe I didn't want to scare the children a lot and it's the way it's lit and everything - what does this even support me this movement I don't know yeah in the original one filming me is that good enough they they would be silly sometimes but in this game it's just over the top all the time would you say it's because of twinsanity maybe if you like twinsanity was the first one to try to make them like religious my second comedic I mean Cortex's new voice is very handed up - yeah I don't like Cortex's new boys I think Falls oh my god um it was Clancy Clancy man wait Clancy Panther was the guy who does mr. krabs voice yeah cool Clancy Wiggum Lance Oh what do you sounded like right yeah that's that's neocortex we're in the first game he's oh and the first games like quickly and denom our decks the second games look [Laughter] you can see part of the level down here Oh Oh No what then why I was gonna say I wonder could I jump down to it what the [ __ ] why does it happen cuz I'm trying to jump down to it and they put an invisible wall there they should have put a fence or something I mean it's not like you're gonna actually make it if you jump I guess they just they're stupid well in the ps1 game didn't even render that far ahead I know so that's probably why they did it there won't even be as many loading screens that they handled it the same way that they do render things ever meant to you you think they do it that everything's just constantly loaded all the time you know like it seems like a yeah probably why it has to run the way it goes I mean when you when you use a because I remember watching videos of crash - yes when you use the bonus room pads when they're taking you to a new area it still cuts the fat when it was a seamless transition ps1 games I think it's because it just has to reload a new area it's just all there I don't like the spiky Robo they landed upon his head and now he used dead I wonder how hard it was to remake all the sound effects and instruments for the music and sound effects what what are you talking about world's first [ __ ] oh no I did not expect that to have mean either I thought yeah but it wasn't like a little caged area wow that's good use it oh my god stupid [ __ ] practical I wanted to tell you that I don't care about the city board want to stop this please let's see they're all different feeds so he just clearly made a gift it's not like it's in real time oh my that was very gruesome good he deserved it he was a pedophile wouldn't that be the worst thing the awesome to find out Crash Bandicoot was a pedophile could be funny yeah take a seat right over and then he spins them belly flops the policeman he finds a mask outside and run through all the police murdering them all in the worst massacre America's ever seen don't cry it's he says don't cry it's just a joke cuz that's when you say when you say knock knock boohoo pedophile that's who toxic waste we're almost at the end of the game eeny meeny miny who wouldn't go but then have the police come outside I will actually be able to survive this without having to just randomly chance it whoa what were they I don't even remember no I only remember oh no this part yeah I only remember this quick oh oh I did not see that why key why is it there a crash skeleton that comes out of the ass we want to see his face melting off awaken like in the Felix good Robocop game over screams different Felix rips his face off this is a very intense version of the song because that's what moth that's what the Mafia listens to they listen to rock and roll's my girlfriend mafioso that's the word you not say mafias oh I get it cuz it's like The Godfather they cut her head off and moving a box for you to find yeah the song has been in prison I love crashes run cycle and he the Sam pumpkin there's two of them though this is literally the craziest game ever happened to him vacation with it well if he turned around with it were they did they just change he still gets viewers though that's the thing did they just change the the bone oh here we go I was I was just gonna ask cuz there's still no shadows underneath that let's see nope hey it's still gonna be hard that oh god it was easy you got lucky no pure while there's still no oh that sort of thing's weird to me because it's like they still get viewers but you never hear about them oh god this is bad listen first borstal gets viewers look at him no he doesn't we turned into Minecraft puppets team minecraft puppets Steve hi I'm crash bandicoot Oh God I think they all got saluted right he's that weird well you're mispronouncing stuff all the time whoa wow I hate that new voice so much I hate it even more yeah I saw it I saw his eyes whoa they're normal now what happened oh it's just like I see it's him yeah make him bleed his eyes look really weird there what nearly perfect but you died what maybe they did it the whole time maybe it's cuz it's going by the rules of the first game that's really weird nearly perfect but your stupid pinstripe Potter ooh I didn't know he had in a second me he knows those is called pinstripe over the tap they have really long noses pinstripe Oh God it's a gun look at that there's a gun in a children's video game that picture of please don't please don't complain to the to the whatever Association well you can say you can say that they'll be happy about it picture of cortex in the back or hate so high loser what a strange boss why do you think his name is pinstripe but he doesn't actually have any pinstripes on his suit no did he used to I don't think so I like him Oh oh my god he shooted he shifted okay I get it yeah he's got the worst [ __ ] office location I've ever seen he likes the green it's gonna get cancer he probably already has it from the cortex vortex I guess you're right I'm glad they try to make his voice sound similar we're crash yeah they got the guns where's this oh [ __ ] he's so afeared it was in the situation in real life he'd say holy [ __ ] oh this is fun I like this game is this is this Unreal Engine no is this unreal however they rendered this game is really good I think it might be I always got that impression because it looks like real games yeah they cleaned it up though you gotta admit they did the first reveal trailer I was like oh that's really bad the second one and then I took the high road and I'll take the low road shishi from Kill Bill that was not her knee think it was was already PCB it was BB [ __ ] me and my small Whitney Chris have you ever seen babe a skids baby bear picks his nose and she's French and polish and stupid she's the French Japanese already that's why she hides the guy she cuts his head off cuz she goes already the jumps have to be way more precise in this one oh my gosh if anyone brings up to my name and makes fun of it I wish it was like that it was [ __ ] [ __ ] video got better when he screamed what you laugh you can't say that if you're laughing oh you can't you can't point out that I'm above everybody this is fun also with them this is way too [ __ ] hard right here oh okay because Chris that's what they want the people want the funny yelling yeah you guys haven't had a screaming match this whole time okay think don't have a screaming match okay well now I'm [ __ ] dead how many times you crash the turtle to make it spin away I say it's eight I say it's one I'm telling you that's pretty good I'm telling you much they'll be animated I'm telling you my friend my good friend who have nothing but respect for Olli is really hard I can't get this I can't get this painted it's too [ __ ] precise what the [ __ ] happened there he slipped over it I'm getting worse now Chris brain okay stop confusing me Pig that's my favorite Billy Madison Jerri what are you trying to say that oh yeah so you can that's called the dope I'm gonna see if I can run on the rope that'll make things a lot easier no Julian I can do it I promise you can't run on the rope what do you call Julia Chris you must be an agony wearing your your winter cap right now god I was doing it Julian I'm gonna mail this rope is my favorite song from Pocahontas sandwiches stupid [ __ ] sandwiches yeah you got it stinking up my kitchen they're barely even human there's a sandwich is this is Julian I'm doing it I'm doing it Julian dude Julian yeah check it out dude why did I first say that do you remember Oh what was that why did I first say sandwiches instead of seven is that all it was I probably was i fumble my words a lot I grumbled my words a lot me [ __ ] okay I'm gonna like I'm gonna I'm gonna be this is a fun or challenge of the actual level level funniest just taught me 22 I GameFAQs Tommy tronic the graphics were many plentiful and the laughs were surely to be bad overall thanks straight I don't all I need is my rope you need that title though Oh oh my dearest oh my oh you were almost at the next checkpoint - yeah tell me about it yeah tell me about it this is way too [ __ ] hard let me do sure she knows okay here you try I see the camera is friendly here crawl on it no you can't crawl in this one you're right this is fun you could be in the circus ah did you in watch out for lippy make it jump on them no you can't you're gonna get smooshed it's a moosh bandicoot no why [Laughter] this is funny the clouds look really good hell I don't want to be up here ready for get off of there get that gone bang thing officer was Christian was life so funny Christian was tightrope walking and his dad was yelling everything goddang rope under there oh my god no I don't need Y dingus Oh dingus con tink it's God like this is not the ancient warlord please please do oh my god okay I'm gonna do it first go beat the entire level first go okay and what's the point of having lives hey right remember one Donald Duck didn't he kicked his butt all the way to Pizza Hut he didn't one plant he didn't want to plant stupid masks it is not real one of my favorite things is when somebody tries to disqualify something by saying that it's fictional is it that used to happen when I was a kid and I used to just use it as a silly insult after that what the [ __ ] goddamn sort of a boat was that you go holy something fantastical that is literally fictional is going on and you go it's not even real it's no real that didn't really happen that's a default voice for stupid people the kids ever tell you that no they say well it's a rerun he's really dumb oh you're right we were just cheating in the original yep harder because there's a curve to the rope when are they gonna give us the golden tanooki suit it's coming dude just keep your mustache on I didn't know it could break from under the turtle he had a turtle scene they couldn't think of anything that was actually funny - Oh stupid Pig you're making me look great lazy stupid thing cuz he's making me look great dog you're fantastic wonderful yeah I've always admired oh [ __ ] oh good things you do for this family you've saved my wife my home you've increased the value of our property by 4% [ __ ] look at that poor little turd no that wasn't good we came in here with what like thirty right Dottie yeah we're almost at that point aren't we Jesus Christ sick quizzes Christ criminy Jesus Christ Christ Krispy Christ Oh Chris Oh Chrissy oh fast like lives by the dozens I like battle games here it is the ton of you like better games you know jump Chris jump jump hey that's up the jump button friend I never took a lot I can't shoot me what's the movie that made you cry [ __ ] what he was having horrible flashbacks to see you you don't like Jumanji when the Rhinos ran into the room he wouldn't know when the pissed two monkeys came on-screen you keep that died of a heart attack that actually no I thought wasn't my genetic dad damn it sucking my dick soon Shawna's obsess she's assist white bandhas did you used to think this was just like a inside well it is they use it as once as an insult I used to think it was just like oh you're straight but that's not even it it's that you were that you identify as the gender that you were born as yeah and why would people hate that that's literally just because it means you're boring that's true that's I've heard people use your vanilla boners what's vanilla boners that you don't get off to anything kinky my laser oh my god I didn't know that would happen let me tell you this fresh fallen through creaky wood gives me some freaky wood big honor is is the most [ __ ] insane [ __ ] Julie come on gimme gimme Abbi dude what's what I like lots of boats or goods to a float he's having a casual stroll slippery I don't like the camera water why oh I just don't like you know ya gap get them go back to being stressed out Wow why did the platform stop moving when he dies I don't like about as whoa yes it's a very intense is it it just kind of like whoa oops I'm dead I try again I'll be back soon take it easy you'll never get rid of me this level looks pretty good though you got it man it's got some good graphics going so this is the this is the real Oh like that well he's making me to an old man he's gonna be looking I don't know how I feel about this one I like the look of it it's don't like that guy these graphics are good [ __ ] you it's really plain looking do you think I'm looking do you think that we've been so enthusiastic about about this game because we don't have a direct [ __ ] the shadows in the background are confusing me you're right but you wiggled out of the way I know he sounds beautiful you think we like this game so how it looks so much because we don't have a direct comparison to make I mean like if we if we were able to see them side by side so like yourself right now I mean I can remember what the old one looked like I remember what the old one looked like it was more detailed than they had a more coloring going on with a backdrop it's hard to do that kind of coloring when you have all these individual breakup are you making excuses for them oh it's just a 3d sculpting and reading is hard put through some sliders Chris I've compassion from a and not a compassion for art you're right how I feel you're a real baby okay here we go these shadows are confusing the hell out of me this is not a good level for this either yeah this is a hard one you don't want to get tripped up by that well my shadow shouldn't be in the background then it would be slightly easier oh boy this is tense why are these old man's swiping their hands away it's cuz they have clawed fingers yeah that's one game doesn't really make sense for these guys whether they look all the same right out of a Traveller's Tales game made outta compton it's not that bad look okay well I want to cook the game some slack okay okay it is extremely faithful to the original no I mean they always cracking mine yeah nope dingus well I I can just stop saying what I was gonna say I'm surprised how faithful of its I thought it would be way worse I was gonna we all did yeah I was gonna say though it's a it's a big step up from how they originate it's true I mean that's probably you think it did that this oh my god do you think they did that on purpose they just showed a really shitty use so that it would everybody would go more easily feedback here and there it looks like they were I'm not gonna go for the boxes this one let's do it just to get apples those one buzz you're [ __ ] a potato's gonna [ __ ] love you my father is the inventor of the Wampus stump totally whomps DJ that was a [ __ ] [ __ ] and he stole all the wampum from all these it was disrupt class I need one per fruits oh my god this local spooky he's the one you relate to because he's the most absent of anything it's the most absent he's just a kid I'm just the kid and life every nightmare you did it there's there's basketball boy stank boy war child [ __ ] war child ugly girls sneak Tilda I'm gonna say stop Tilda she have the big boots boot tilde and boy there's porno kid oh yeah he was an army too like his dad was a sergeant or whatever he was I forgot time I guess right yeah my boy guess what bet my boat Mike he's saying Old Man River some races so he's saying he to his good friend Vince he said you know this one you made it Chris good job a good man this is really [ __ ] that what oh my god there's no they don't let you they don't let you readjust yourself if you mess up your timings yeah this page has gotta know what you're doing but this there's a lot harder to follow when it looks like this yeah it's really hard to see oh my god it was kinda cool this level is so [ __ ] hard I [ __ ] kill myself my father was a crash bandicoot streamer in old country he make many donation not to use the Isaac emoticon in the chart very lousy father love Kappa Kappa Mikey Kappas type we escape the old guns ready to type Kappa in the chat oh whoa Oh smack your noggin oh my god I punched up my toes and it hurt it I kind of like when games do the what you know it here's a rare complement to wild woody I always think it's very funny when he falls from a height that smacks his face on the floor I'm glad he doesn't lose health either does he know that's good to ban nothing else words well woody is a good game careful Chris I was hoping you were just gonna fall it's a slippery climb what are you did you read the level name well you got six lives left I'm getting kind of nervous now oh here we go are you gonna have to replay some old levels to get more I don't think so they gave you 50 lives in the last level remember 50 yeah you're a [ __ ] liar you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] the police sir please please stop that twice [ __ ] wait was it out it doesn't go from there it goes from back here that's weird he's object dot [ __ ] remember ok that's a lot faster than I thought oh you're object that slider don't worry I got it I got it I got this I'm scared there's only 5 crash wait a second world the levels called slippery climb as well stinky Steve okay sorry I'm sorry I couldn't this game of stinky Steve is playable it's just Steve from minecraft nobodies barting up the storm difference a parallel universe where he farts I don't like crash bang want to play mind boy okay thank you mine boy our test audiences may like Tarzan more than crash bandicoot no I don't say Mike what is Michael Michaels my friend why do you want to play him do you mean betray will hit the trick but I got a pee really bad I don't want to walk here again it's very confusing answers or more tests on it's an immense brain this is a [ __ ] hard come on swing you all might world hurts [ __ ] old base I like that it makes the sound as if they flew away but they don't it should have been like oh that one scared me yeah I gotta get getting your [ __ ] face in there I get this so you can get a nitrous Brio you know I think fresh look good sucks why is it so [ __ ] hard Julie I lost my mask scared No okay you know what problem I'm probably not doing so hot right now Mundy cool smelling up a storm get your mouth of God Oh God oh [ __ ] what am I supposed to do yeah I'm not sure you go to the right this is your left that's you my yes your left that's your left would you say that's the most obscure Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference oh yeah baby yes what is a man to do yeah what thank you I didn't know what dude this is hard you're supposed to go back and go to the first one again you think so yeah the pour boiling acid on my eyeball we'll hold that do it'll show the craters a little smash bingo - what what I think about him Oh oh my god what the [ __ ] was I supposed to do I'm giving up you got it it's a checkpoint find Julian fine I'll do it [Laughter] I'm reporting to you to the gayest oh my god they're gonna say don't be it still felt pretty good I got 16 lives 16 million lines what if the level name was just run that would be cool I'd be scared wasn't that one wasn't that a level name from Yoshi's Island was it was it was run excellent exclamation point X 1 X X elimination this sounds like a Mario maker fan level I think it might have been one of the new runner Bowser will kill you unless you use the second lift from the first door but it's very difficult and you're gonna take some time to practice this one your kid over at Mario make your level guess you did it quit making shitty troll levels you [ __ ] record get out of your object dad mom [ __ ] whoa-ho I'm gonna drop in this hole just kidding curse you beat the hardest crash bandicoot no there's a harder one of effort I thought that was the secret one that they took out they're not secret but you know that was when they removed a slippery claim no that's flipper in flying that's called stumble supreme town supreme tower inside of a shower [Laughter] you're funny lights a helped did you say no no we're going to do lights out like I'm actually excited to see how they do this level I wonder is it just the lighting engine or do they use some tricks oh you think it's go to be okay very good thanks it actually looks kind of shitty what I thought you it looks the same as the old game it's just using the black fog thingy I thought I was gonna use like actual lighting Chris I thought you said you appreciate I do human endeavour I do but it doesn't look very good Chris years are years ago years and years ago we could not even craft something like this no I'm just saying they could have used an actual lighting engine for this this is just the exact shamed you should be wise it wouldn't have affected the gameplay would look better and they could have done a French engine Oh No why did your light go out whoa there why did it go I just didn't get there fast enough so it's time lost time well it was time the first one I thought it wasn't I thought it was only that you kept it whatever I don't care doing why you such a pity no because I feel like I had a first I had a hard time understanding it the first time so this is probably just like reiterating the same discussion we had a month ago or whatever it's the dirt it's a dirt yeah oh it's smelly rats see that was principal Ratburn principal Ratbert oh [ __ ] I thought that was a movie and I died anyway you know why he was called that because he likes to burn round right through a grandfatherly burned very badly are you talking about because he's a teacher from Arthur yeah from Arthur yeah Arthur Stuart was a he wasn't a principal he was just a teacher yeah who was the principal principal Haney I don't remember them he was just an Arthur but he was fat I say Arthur because none of them actually look like aardvarks how I felt like it's just his clone for some reason it's like how in in Disney cartoons when you have those weird people that just have weird dog faces you call them goobers oh [ __ ] Oh cuz I scared me so he stays like white but yeah what's the point it's weird it's really all right look what you've done I wanna do you think he would do you think we could get Matt to talk about how we saw the shadow person yeah 8,200 hand infinite scares oh [ __ ] I got one in the I couldn't see anything but also I saw everything it scales prale's don't make fun of our friend Matthew an epic fail no way making fun of my little man Matt for you made fun of him I would never make fun of you said he was a skeleton man said he was on skeletal not a skeleton I'm - what is this dark soul since fortress 2009 Tarak just Mario's Masonic the game that I played when I was younger that I can't remember the name of a nobody never talks about it so I can't figure what is this thing that it's not really like but I'll compare it to any room look I had it Oh God [ __ ] me still on you actually still kind of see it oh you're at the end oh you did it does anybody know the name of a game where it was on Sega Genesis your four little army men and you just go for screen the screen shooting people top down cuz I could never tie them down in general chaos no maybe cuz I that's a general chaos look it up I can't keep the internet is not a Julie Human Rights Julian look it up this this is a good Chris instead they're all he's a Bandicoot you can look it up general general chaos my chest feels weird what that is it you did it I've been look trying to figure this out for years it's a fun game I liked it would you like to play it on the show it's for player oh my god what could play it let's play it I I rented it from extra vision when I was a little boy and I loved it you sounded like um Joan of Arc's dad you know I'm Clone High the name is too sweet yeah they don't do a very good black man impression she's hot the spider Joan of Arc even though she has a portion of her brain missing because she was bouncing books on her head and flattened her head yeah I remember she did have a really flat head Hey the edges in the steamer not as forgiving as the first this is the first game Chris I love talking to you know you were a deep fret friar a deep fat fryer yeah god damn this games pretty I know right what a Philip J fry Dylan Jake Logan Jake would've Philip DeFranco and Philip J fry made a YouTube channel together and here we go I cried only 4000 subscribers Oh crud did you just say a Jew Jew I looked at your window sorry he's peeking through the window it's these little hat Oh his little nose peeked in those hats are perfect for covering bald spots I must say like baby them Chris the big fuzzy ones no the little Jew heads and that's why the light y'all make are the little curls so people don't pay attention yeah I know tell them little ball those world away this is a pretty game what was your favorite Hamtaro episode I'm very proud was it when they ate a sunflower seed or one day I don't recall ever seeing them eat sunflower seeds on the show was it one day but to be fair I think I only saw four episodes rolled in a ball that in the day they've ran on a wheel the only memory I have of having terrorism singing oh yeah the ribbons yeah I do remember that I think I said watched on Fox kids Fox kids I watched it on Cartoon Network that was that was were there I was at a friend's house and he would have it on they I remember they they premiered it at like 5:00 a.m. and then they decide to put it on Toonami for whatever reason so you get to come home and see Hamtaro and then dragon balls you have to bounce on the spike Dirk yeah I was looking at his face look at this phone this is a little [ __ ] [ __ ] right here here Oh be careful Chris I can't I'm to slip snick let me need a Lemony Snicket's series of lemony flavours would you would you kiss him then that show started sucking I would be kissing from the Iron Giant yes 50 I've said a million times these [ __ ] sexy dude what if he had a push I'd say hey watch this oh yeah we were making all those Iron Giant jokes earlier what did we say oh yeah Hogarth where's Hogarth shoes yeah because he's got a little faces on him with slippers I don't remember the other you you came up with the idea that you should just animate a fake like lost scene oh yeah no girl picking wings off a fly in the door she leaves we wanted to edit it into the movie I mean they used to do that all the time way back you remember the one family guys seen the prairie told me about that one she's like sucking yeah titties and [ __ ] yeah and not like oh my god they were actually gonna put that on TV I was pretty convincing you got it that's cuz the quality on it was poor enough to recognize a [Music] but um yeah we should do that dude did you know if you say hog hug three times he turns into a hog and you go how Garth use where's the swine Mansley where's the hog hug you know we're here I won the hug a hog No [Music] neppy he's gonna land in the thing and then he lights the match he says hee hee hee ha ha ha Cristobal's of dull cores it's got an ape face you look at the camera mm-hmm let's see there is the death sturgeon where's Dan Joon Papa oh oh my god [ __ ] him up so bad they made as I look really gross like his regular eye but like they tried to give him a weird realistic eye mmm this hair looks shitty to the hair does look shitty I think they ever make out to guys alone maybe Space Station that's a big crystal it looks pretty grass I'm having a brain blast crash wake up and get me my battery Astrid or I'll [ __ ] sleep go to the Stars and get me a candy bars to the stars gotta go to the Stars get candy bars kill wall rats for adventure hmm almost forgot just call it a wall rat he did so what does that mean it's a wall rice and make it more rap good job dude this is my favorite crash game this is that - the best one it's true who peed in the air yeah it's all yellow it's just the Sun so you know what getting on boxes in these games [ __ ] Sun the sun's not setting we're going to the warp room you guys there's our friend ack ack again what we can Mars Attacks yeah I want to watch Mars Attacks again it's been a really long time right now I want to watch Mars see Oh Oh where's our friend Pooler hello crash I look way [ __ ] here now lines on it again instead of dimming the room we lit it up even more it is weird that it's so bright in here whatever it's a key why is he here sure to show me how shitty the rain looks Prez what you're gonna be pessimistic not being pessimist then you got to spin the rats roots yeah I remember the my is the mud so lik that he's not mud it's just brown water now who's being pessimistic mm I miss I'm just observing the fact that it was a brown water that you walked for it was chocolate milk like chocolate milk can you drink it all maybe you Duncan knew we didn't drink it okay duck in this can't you can't Crouch walk through the chocolate milk in this one wait can can we not know you can just crouch in it it's just really one here comes a little ostriches they're not little they're big we haven't seen them in a long time Julie the last time we played this kind of weird to think back to how long ago that was yeah see here it was one year ago it's not that long at all that's kind of time's going by too quick a lot has changed since then crash has grown a whole year look I can do the belly-flop look at the glass it is looks really oh yeah there's a weird lift to it yeah oh god what did you see its face that thing yeah look he's a little old man eyes oh my god oh yeah [ __ ] up with I did not I don't think yeah wait why did I don't think they gave him enough time yeah no it went down before I even hit the ground down before I hit the greenie you can't do it now oh well that's fun yeah what why did it go down so quick remember this old drill just like the all we can't do it in this mall uh they took it out poopie having fun at all whoopee this game is pooping diarrhea dick wall you can't kill yourself that easily me off games were more harder in my day Camus and the mask wasn't tinted yellow here was textured Elise at least it's somewhat the same yeah well color was the fourth feather um black for sure was it always no no was there just yellow and red feathers when he turns a little that one I remember yellow orange red but I don't remember what the third one was it was probably just another red look you can't you can't look at all the chocolate milk oh wait why did they take up fun things just stepping on it didn't weren't thinking about it I like the indication that you're doing a slide jump cuz it was like the wolf way I see it it's actually kind of useful you really like your elephant anyway can you spin while doing it make it extra speed like you could the sounds that made my daddy laughs and you can't jump to the side no more neither oh I'll say actually just have to do this no you just get out like that oh yeah look at the crystal making it Pleasant Laura it's not the right sound what do you know about crystals I've collected them many a time in real life oh no I killed crashes a little masky man Chomp Chomp Chomp to be fair that's one of the ugliest levels in the game he had - the jump you spend oh yeah you know what um I don't know if they did this the original if you slide and spend he leans forward it's cuz the animations act up when they go together like a that seems like a pleasant surprise though maybe but if you if you - jump and then spin just as you jump you get the must be from it you go a little bit higher I didn't know I don't know if you can do that and this was probably not in they might have taken that out because I think that was a bug he puked it up oh the room go blue it gets oh it's a even fun when you interrupt him anymore I know hey I like crashes new walk but I like his old walk better let's do snow go you guys I miss the days when you used to [ __ ] me crash [ __ ] you we're getting married remember yeah everyone thought it was really happening cuz it is really happening in the band are you gonna be the best man Chris no I'm not going to your [ __ ] wedding spinning in the face of my god Savior Jesus creditor he doesn't even like crash bandicoot he like he's a spiral man you look at that it does it do that in the original what that yeah really well I'm like that oh yeah they gave him he leans forward that's fun they kept that which means that was intentional design to keep it because that was not supposed to happen in the original game you don't think so no it was a bug how do you know it was a bog goo oh you know what the ice physics in this are completely different oh really yeah you still slide and move around on it when you land it takes away the momentum then we're going in there I like that there's a proper reflection looked you guys through the reflection actually looks over right check it out jumping landing okay did it that's not yeah it seems fine well you'll see you later it changes how far did you get I got to the fourth warp room on that one level that's really can you not do it what can you not spin after you do the slide job I'll check it out that's that's what used to give you the most speed by oh no if they fixed it or not spin after this leg like that as close whoa don't wait I'm a little man I liked when his eyes were crossed out I'm gonna do it okay okay that's not what steals a c1 seal I'm sure that's all of them shitty it does this there's no impact when he hits the ground or anything yeah it's very weak pretty bad why the one that's over that dark week what by the one up over there Oh hop out where you hid it and moved over on top of the other box for reals you do it again see the box is there but moved over to the right yeah what's that weird that's strange see okay it did it there check it out so jump down okay did that time you have to be a full speed otherwise it takes away your momentum yeah anything it's just inconsistent maybe see oh I saw that yeah that comes into a lot of frustration later I imagine well we're not gonna go for the gems this time so oh yeah so we don't have to worry about that [ __ ] like last time yeah what if we did well can you clip your reflection through the wall with a [ __ ] ball hocus pocus hocus pocus you can't clip your flight that's an actual reflection this time yeah I mean I could tell when you're in the outdoor area it looked really nice outside yeah sorry I'm not sure in the original game when you fall down those holes now death does not make the death sound so that's kind of yeah a misleading not to mention the screen fades to black as it happens Lee's pant is still in the game so pretty cute looks a little weird looks a little bit look at all these [ __ ] bastards right here get out of here you no-good slipper I wish I had weird human eyes like the birds did it's really weird what was that that he landed on his furry bandicoot belly I never saw that commercial you're talking about really yeah sure you did what does he say where he goes I just flew in from the new ruins level oh that thing he says then finish it he says and boy are my arms tired so he does you put the ill bleedin shriek above it oh yeah that was back when ding dong was editing I forgot uh let's let's do crash - this is my favorite music in the game what does it sound like now this this level looks really good it's really pretty it's had great lighting sliding can help you move faster I knew that I thought it made you move slower well if you come to a halt after you're done in perhaps mm Lucas crash dude its cousin this weird shading with this [ __ ] eyes yeah well it used to be way worse it did but it still gets affected in some spots it's cuz you walk into the light source and it makes him look really weird look look at those graphics this lights up it makes us forget Shirley strange yeah that too just a weird shader effect that only works specific lighting yeah but look here though this level looks nice but where's the giant mantling dingo diet Mansley isn't surgery dingoes mouth dingoes smiles not in this one the shadow underneath crash looks a lot better than this level this actually does look rather pretty yeah it's really pretty and the next one's even pretty here the boulder levels are really pretty for some reason pork ranch look at him go he's having a hoot okay that one of the holes you're supposed to jump in I don't remember I don't think so no that's not the later and what if said hint jump into the hole yeah exactly it do descend you will have a look at that it blocks the Sun yeah see that's nice oh yeah look at that that's actually pretty fancy it's fancy and dancing like the growls and the servery pretty a little bit prance see how I did that I'm not going for the boxes what am i doing he leaves a little wet print what he's done what do you think crash is like constant sweat going on they add sounds a lot better bad a little blocks to help guide you to where those speed - things are sometimes they just don't do it right yeah see those oh yeah you're right that just made me that's not a bad idea though that's actually an okay idea cuz you're walking off it's all of us you need to see you we go they just go ow oh no it's him wait does he say whoa when he hits the mind no was he saying wait does he hit mine [ __ ] me dude it's just like the first game Oh does it okay that's better how come they were aware of that and they let the first one well though because the first game maybe didn't do that think I don't remember did we ever die to the boulder in the first game yeah probably oh you mean in the actual first me see so in this game you have to do the Crouch jump to get over that I'll do it always 20:47 getting because in the original you don't ever have to do that no boy damn it it's how am I supposed to know which one it is it's just memorization just doing it at each one okay then i'll overshoot him see that's fine you're getting further ahead of the thing just a little some embers and older rubber bands anyways you're being there being a nitpicker [ __ ] kill you already throw Chris right at me it was a little white thing a little white thing it was a dead mouse we keep those in our couch break locked boxes with a well-aimed body slam this is my favorite level as the ditz the ditz called a piss I love the dance that's because they made the pee do the little dance too big now let me make the stone textures look so good I'm gonna do that we're in Mexico and breaking well peed on the screen I'm saying salt yellow this is one level late later or it's got kind of a pinky thing going on and looks real nice stinky pinky yes stinky pinky makes his first appearance in the Crash Bandicoot universe I'd be okay with that he says okay oh my Virginia well which it was that was that your favorite scary stories to tell in the dark was Oh Susanna it's it's the the the Viper but he's the window white he's the he's come to Vash and Viper VIN doze [ __ ] you talking about there is the ants on the turd in the toilet saying when the log was over we shall die that adage that we all said that that is a story we really probably not from that book there's a crash bandicoot exe that's one of my favorites from scary stories to tell in the dark huh are you gonna be upset they like reprinted it and just had creepypasta stories in there I probably would that's the thing I feel like they probably would noble cells a bunch of creepypasta Halloween wars of course really I'm sure they do I mean like I like that seems like a thing because self-publishing is easy creepypasta Halloween book I mean if any that's Steve's eyes fell out of it they can print stinky Steve they would print [ __ ] excesses I did a herobrine saves Christmas Steve's Christmas herobrine's a bad guy but he saved Christmas so he's got a heart did you really like Skeletor he's not bad II I mean I think the thing is the man Ching dog that's kind of I was thinking more about it recently children there's a he-man kidnapped a tutor I'm sorry for interrupting I'm sorry for talking over you who kidnapped the children in a Skeletor no he didn't he kidnapped them later who was the first ones they kidnapped the kids it's cuz taken back Orko was taking them or something yeah he got them kidnapped and then yeah that's what it was but it's okay when he-man kidnaps me Marko was a really good design good soubise annoying he yeah they gave him a shitty voice and a shitty personality but it's such a fun design is a little floating ghost wizard man well that guy killed everybody and I like that he just has a big circle on his on his thing it represent quite the Beast monster and the and the the machine what was it the man she man [ __ ] hello my god and they get the man Ching puppy boo boo boo oh yeah what were you trying to say though about without [ __ ] creepypastas that in principle it should be the same thing as something like scary toy scary stories it's scary toilets is that creepy house doors creepy pastas are meant to be public domain like just like stuff to get spread around but the thing is everybody now wants to have credit for them or they make them in some kind of weird format where like their only release through like YouTube readings or [ __ ] like that and that makes it very hard to do that kind of thing especially because everybody wants to be recognized for like oh I was the one who wrote Ben drowned yeah I'm the one who wrote from me Mario says the [ __ ] word which is perfectly fine you just by definition it ceases to be a creepypasta when you want to get credit for it I'm the one who wrote Luigi's pants fell down so that doesn't matter anyway because when you say creepypasta you just mean shitty internet story that's knew you had an annulment section lately what like I said I have no way of proving this but I wrote herobrine they he probably did maybe we all did also you should be ashamed for writing herobrine why is that it's not scary at all Julian oh I didn't even realise what stage this was because of how it slitting everything yeah doesn't look so hot do it the water I mean it's just cuz the shitty water the water looks a little bit better but it still doesn't look so great why did they bother making the water opaque on this but you know this game it was clear I think that looked a little better at least because it looked like real water balls looks like I I liked the fact that the water this looks like water with was just really really dark well it's cuz it was cartoon water there was like wave lines and they're trying to make this look like real water but then if you if you tint it blue it just makes it look like there's like poison like somebody dumped a bunch of chemicals in it my problem with the two is these objects are only slightly dipped in it and they're not darkened in any way at all they're just being distorted no it looks really good sounding really it might Bend the same time I care about video games maybe this looks worse to me because I'm I know - a lot better than one but I think one looked better in this remake it's weird do you think a lot of the time just one towards one it could be maybe that's what happened cuz three they didn't show anything we were we were pretty pleased with one no one looked alright maybe yeah they spent the most time on one so it looked a lot better cuz two on the ps1 was already really polished up visually so pretty much let's go [ __ ] we're gonna try to you were gonna try to go up weren't you I'm gonna say that I think it could have had that's splashing on him or something it's a possibility that maybe this looks worse to me because I'm I know - a lot better than one but I think one looked better in this remake it's weird do you think a lot of the time just one towards one it could be maybe that's what happened because three they didn't show anything we were we were pretty pleased with one yeah cuz - on the ps1 was already really polished up visually so much let's go [ __ ] we're gonna try - you were gonna try to go up weren't you well there eat hmm hey you don't go up anymore well you do while you do you do two doo doo doo de doo doo look he's a smart man yeah he's gonna lose his marbles what do you think he was reading he doesn't get mad now what that was the old voice clip wasn't it no when he gasped there well it sounded like it I liked him the original he had two little black things going over his eyes to make him look mad well we think it was hair Julian I never I never cared for it I'll I like his original design better but uh whatever but Julian no he's smart look he's got little little things oh no they recorded it and sounds really close they did a good job I don't think he crawled it slowly before okay so we'll crawl backwards it's probably not no do you know how to do it yeah you have to turn left and right really fast and makes him do it kick him right in this Blue Hole probably is blue that's what you get you [ __ ] you know good stupid you hopin blue piece just stupid hopin Justin Hoffman we should yeah there is no he's stuck in there his hair came off I guess it was fake it was just a wig that makes me happy just a silly wig why did it why was he wearing it uh for some reason he was wearing the glasses because he's smart no no I hate those dark eyes I mean they look great ah looks really good Julian it's what I was saying it's when you get this it's hard to just like make it make shading not apply it it's because it's a game that didn't really have light sources to begin with and they're trying to simulate that but the problem is when you get too close to a light source that's why that happens those eyes well most cartoons like yet they just make shading his eyes already kind of glow than the dark in the hole yeah they could have just done that also I can see through his beard oh you're right there are crystals I like the original effect they had going better when you co cool look like okay well I guess I don't know Thank You Shum pause I'm fun little man little polar baby just looking off him murder him dead you mean lives yay so many this is [ __ ] a fake like this this level looked really good wasn't it supposed to be more do they give you a hint how to do that one had to do the Polar Bear yeah I don't think so good if they did that would be really annoying did you find that out on your own as a little baby shirt I did I did too cuz he was fun to jump on it's true I'm pretty sure this level looks really really nice with the pink lighting mmm yeah thank you dad like that he looked back oh really nice time holy [ __ ] the interstate is on purpose oh no he's looking back far away if I remember this is pinky lighting but it's just orange well that's probably a different level yeah what would happen if crash eat the mushroom would sue that's bizarre what well stand still yeah right there jump it changes are you seeing oh yeah it rotates it when you're jumping so it looks directly underneath you well that's good alright yeah that is it's that way you even tell where you want good eye that's really crazy I've never seen a game do that before it's a good idea oh that was [ __ ] that wasn't a good idea that was [ __ ] what [ __ ] deserves it he's been a naughty boy it's been a bad little ban did you say he's been a naughty dog what if they had the opening the crash three and once is presented by naughty dog he's just presented by division you know this this is actual [ __ ] horseshit could be angry Chris I just his fake crash and this tell me that is he in three the original and now I'm sucking [ __ ] ass it's very frustrating because I just feel like I didn't tested right there you go there it is the shrine of my mother which crashes the filing why did she [ __ ] invest money into a gravestone like that she left it wasn't all there it wasn't all there whoa so guys yeah are you pressure Bandicoot I wanted to do this oh he does it hey yay I'm happy now can somebody else do a cover of that song so I don't have to listen to [ __ ] Jim Cummings why don't you like listening to him this is kind of I'm sick of his voice who would you want to do a cover of it I don't know whoever [ __ ] that you to all these YouTube people will do a million and one undertale covers like do something else still get some clicks [ __ ] at how many vocal covers like where they make up lyrics just record that what if crash I'm not even saying you should and I'm just saying that people have the time a crash bandicoot I could hear ex oh my god crash panicky with lyrics it's a gold mine why have we done that he might bash Bandicoot is orange and then he runs around and eat Sasori Terrace is a game for filthy [ __ ] and stupid oh do it actually I don't know do we do we still not want to say that cares okay now that was a that's still confusing one of me I even know what the joke for that once but the joke is that girls are stupid and only they care about casual games even though everybody likes tetris my grandma likes tetris kill her behead her my stupid [ __ ] old grandmother loves Tetris but she that she won't [ __ ] die already Wow look I got a little gemstone I like one joke out of that song I like when he says grandma says the [ __ ] is like crack and she goes I know old lady swearing is funny okay that's all that's all there's say this is on crack that's that's not you know on crack more these crackheads on weed or these [ __ ] drug addicts based on my father's experiences nothing out of here hi he threw it up oh it's not the pelvic thrust I know yeah he doesn't do that cuz it's not that different it's just animated weird the lighting and here's awful room go [ __ ] dark I don't know I know he looks here yeah why is he still like spazzing out because he had that was never a character trait he stuttered it wasn't like that he doesn't swing his head around everywhere he can have a little bit of restrained we've got a close connection with this game and we want to [ __ ] him and I want it to be good who's this we it's true it's you the ice does look really [ __ ] good that is the ice is nice the ice is not stupid [ __ ] seal there we go is that a framerate crab it perhaps but it's running at 30 surely it couldn't get any slower sure but you must be wrong look out don't wait Penta leave me whoa go drive a car and be the best player in the game panda penguin was too [ __ ] fast Pantene stupid did they have like individual statistics oh yeah they were all different I think that's a good thing I'm just surprised I mean I didn't think they would go to that trouble it's always been like that even this is like Super Mario Kart oh yeah I mean like Martin well I'm what I'm saying is Mario Kart is like the only racing game that I know that does it that's not true but to be fair you guys play more racing games and I'm used to like that's the thing in racing game like a Rayman arena doesn't make a [ __ ] difference is that the only racing game you pack I remember played pac-man arena because you could play as the prince have you played an actual racing probably not well but Mario occurred well yeah that's why I was saying Mario Kart was the only example that I knew that actually had like a difference between the characters God the belly-flop sucks poopy I'm sure the actual racing games like okay David I want you to try this part just try this part please I'll probably has that whoops can steer him a little bit it's almost like he slows down before he hits the ground yeah now you get it well it looks really weird yeah oops oh yeah see you're trying to crouch jump aren't you I had a Crouch shown he's really sluggish oh my god whoops that was my fault who was it was was there acceleration to the fall in the original one because I wonder if it feels weird because there it looks like there's no acceleration I know you [ __ ] get it now eat your momentum yes because I was trying to slide there too and it just didn't do it yeah oh no it's gonna take you like another five tries I guarantee nothing oh wow oh my god the landing animation Oh No [ __ ] I like the ice controls I know I know it's not the same so is super fun into is the case gonna be that too used to be the best one in the original series but in the remake of the worst one okay so if I if I come to a stop and do it it'll work fine boys is weird it's not weird it's broken it's not broken it's it's broken yeah see I get stuck committing to that land animation I can't just - out of it you used to be able to yep that was what was so good about this game's controls it was very responsive and fast maybe they'll patch it back in having to hope oh my god couldn't you jump over this before I really have to crouch jump to get back roads jumping doesn't work very good in this either strange slight jumping works great but just well no cuz it doesn't when you're ice yeah on the ice using obviously you can't aim or I'm saying that just normally fine on the ice it's pretty shitty you Shh you told you I [ __ ] told you well you shouldn't have to that was why this game control ball you don't have to commit to your animations he just all in his standing animation Billy I didn't see you that looked like I don't like that makes the following sound either misleads you makes me think that you're dying oh god they did give him weird cumin I yeah what why did I keep doing that in this one this is cute cuz it's the new extended movie universe for crash bandicoot hmmm why haven't they made a crash bandicoot movie Soni well so do you know could you do with it I don't think I don't know if crash can work as anything but a I just could work as a [ __ ] movie no you know what what am I saying [ __ ] that the whole test movies about trolls and emojis the test of a good of a good animator is that they can emot-- without dialogue I was gonna say that it's because he has no personality and Akoo is essentially a cartoon anyways did you see a [ __ ] long that took what the [ __ ] was that I would worry Crash Bandicoot movie is that the thing is I would worry one but also crash bandicoot's there I would worry that it's like I would worry that it would end up like twinsanity where everybody else like cortex has all the lines and occasionally they cut back to crash picking his ear would you like that No why not because the crash should be able to be funny on his own you say hey no one talking here a crash bandicoot you know that's like [ __ ] I swear in this movie - why is he blue right now because it's foggy was it that's weird haven't you ever been in cold weather let's do bears you turn blue everything turns blue stop kicking my mic stand Julian stop probably can't even hear it bear it I've gonna bear it tap run for extra speed lion at the cost of control look at his eyes do the funny face jump at the screen do the funny face pretty funny yeah it's because they don't change his face that's what he would look like would be pull them in bed Julian ah looks fine just not the same it's like it's a new game or something don't think I think this is slightly it looks slippery here and they you know it the moment of truth is that one box that you have to be aware of in advance like that because remember there's that one part where you jump over all the gaps there's the one box that you have to swerve to the left and you barely make it it's cousin the in the prototype build a crash to the boxes more over to the light oh he makes the bear woodland yeah we do that in the original who's that did you see that he got whaled the whale timing was [ __ ] everything [ __ ] a lot of it is yes okay why'd the TNT blow up before you could even get to it I get to the other side that's better I guess just to warn you that there is TNT okay this is [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what we get for releasing the orcas it should all be in cages where the fun land rogram it like this you did it you just can't charge or [ __ ] up the timing of the entire level Oh what I didn't know it works like that is that what it was doing yeah in the original game yeah because it doesn't render them yet yeah oh my god oh I see what you mean yeah because they they have the whole level rendered at once yeah we're talking about that yeah once it [ __ ] up her because that that means that's absolutely what's happening it's handling everything what's going on they really didn't think about that nope you sure that's what was happening yes I'll take your word take my turd I'm not trying to nip one's name I want to [ __ ] love it I'm just saying I don't want your turd Mike why do you think I'm trying to just rag on I don't think you are I want this to be the page because it's cuz I tuned out it didn't catch it mm-hmm I assume that's how well for me it's because I want to be able to give them the benefit of the doubt I want to be like oh yeah we're probably just playing it wrong no there's a crystal oh no it's this why did it do that I couldn't even tell he's a snowy in here do is that in the original game was okay don't worry Julian it'll be okay I probably just shows I wasn't paying attention oh yeah cuz back then I was sleepy wasn't I this is exactly when you were falling asleep because you talked about the pulp Adair's remember talking about the Ringling Brothers how they made the elephant do weed I love that [ __ ] okay I'm gonna try and do this yes you can do it nope at least you can see your shadow man over lapping the water to line this up is he doing I thought I lined it up you didn't get that privilege in the ps1 game at least we get to see what the new warp room looks like oh yeah what does it look like all de el el espacio yeah well spacio i remember that he [ __ ] crazy bad that's what it was calm I like scratch bar Co why do you remember chicken dead on your TV cuz it's funny it's not alive to begin with oh okay looks pretty good now you go back in through there I want to see the island in the background what's that wall used for there's no boss here I don't want to do this oh yeah yes it is the same room let's go up we mmm well Wade down yeah that's how you get back to it I guess you were never able to before it's to Coco Bengal maybe you were maybe I'm remembering wrong that's better you can just get back yeah that's a good thing I might be remembering that wrong though I've got a pain in my nose hair how are none of us sleepy I'm sleep because I should you know I should know you are Oh Julian why did you have to say that I'm just curious cuz I'm not tired at all it's late enough that I would be getting snappy under normal circumstances I'm interested I'm interested in seeing this you guys got like four hours of sleep last night because it's still people that that looks even worse than last time to show you water I'm really they didn't put it like any effects on it or anything some Electress oh yeah I see there's a little bit better but doesn't look pretty it did only turn yellow in the ps1 game but the way it looks here is not so great oh I didn't know those are supposed to be rats really I thought that was supposed to be just weird sewer sewer mutants I knew they were little I didn't know that they were riding around a little cars I thought it was supposed to be like a like a sea pig sort of thing little right now that was really violent oh I guess that is from the 3rd game huh well crystal pick up sound yeah cuz I can reuse the same crystal between the two games they added a little chin to it right yeah I like that sound - look at this eel it's real deal no that's the eel deal he's the real deal he's a real heal Steven spiel so when you fight tiny and pause the game does it still say Taz tiger thanks probably not oh I forgot about that hey here we go Chris do you believe that there's still phyla scenes out there in the wild somewhere still what Tasmanian Tigers mmm no that looks really nice I gotta say they picked her good colors for this for this area it reminds me of my home Oh when it was burned to the ground by let's players my red hot pipes yeah you're on your home planet let's players destroyed my home planet so I came here to do Let's Plays and infiltrating enemy lines you want to learn the ways oh they invaded they invaded your place they could afford it they came down in a giant pink mustache and ruined ugh they're really unfunny while doing it whoever gets super duper big let's buy a mansion and put big statues of ourselves at the front door dick front door then when you walk up to them you have to say let me in and then they'll dismiss you good robot it'll be like you're Rosie before they put down one giant finger and they go the little hologram girl shows up and says you're going to die here the robots the robot statues all look at you and say trivia from our let's play what did the man run in and do stinky doo-doo that would be great I said I said we patent that idea I know wolf is that a cry for help Chris I was closer to the left but okay that's a cry of pain he got exploded would you like for us to do like Bill Nye and any [ __ ] idiot confront you through the what - being gay you could because you cuz only being nuts that's the eyes we already talked to yeah that was a scream or tune oh yeah only being straight is a joy yeah oh there's vanilla trying to convert everyone again let's convert him to being a gay good good message Bill Nye the [ __ ] no one respects me no more guy what about what must that feel like because for the longest time everybody thought he was the coolest and I mean he thought he was doing something good with that but then it's it's to every wouldn't it have been nice if even if he had like you know a certain type of belief in certain things wouldn't it have been nice to actually like show maybe like some scientific statistics instead of making a shitty call her vagina and a separate vagina it's stupid rap dances you ever do that Bill Nye the hip hop dance excuse me you what give her a vagina a chance to do the hip-hop dance yeah Phil neither I like playing Pokemon guy bill neither shut your [ __ ] mouth I like that one it probably wasn't his idea at least I'm gonna pretend that it wasn't course it was and he just didn't read the script he just got a page of [ __ ] down the money and said whatever the [ __ ] yeah I mean that one he probably had no involvement with Pierre yeah well yeah that's what I'm trying to I'm trying to absolve him of some guilt it was just a random shitty cartoon that someone working on it dead the truth is everybody wants to [ __ ] the same sex the truth is I'm [ __ ] gay run up on stage and farm now you all are to the cartoon says it well okay bill I guess what do we do now [ __ ] me one by one you can't even skip it straight away no poopoo and he don't make funny face Susie the comodo bro how do they look how they look I bet they look great what's wrong why don't you like them I mean they look about as good to me as they ever did whoa look at the bottom left oh yeah I can't see that mm-hmm you get a good comparison it's cuz your your mic stand was in the way I couldn't see this is hard my eyes hurt from squinting he don't bounce up and down no more when he's dizzy you gotta admit he's pretty [ __ ] up some of these things look a little more satisfying Italy it's like e-flat I think the colors are good in this room yeah this is a pretty room I'd love to sit in there and have swords thrown into me yeah look at the beat spun out by a lizard I wish I could be killed he doesn't look very good get him [ __ ] yeah oh I was gonna do the yeehaw but that's not from this guy he didn't dance mm-hmm does he not dance when he wins now I don't think so did they try to use it as little as possible pretty much oh it's a dirty dance I guess so change the thrust and they have to just not show it very often I guess it's for children they don't want anybody doing no flashmobs maybe that was a problem we'd never heard about kids doing the crash dance on their sisters crash look around stupid yeah he doesn't look around in fear anymore unless I miss him looking up at the ceiling in terror I like a better worried look let's do my favorite level looks good looks like blue smoke it looks like kool-aid like why that's a good way to put it actually why why is it so clean when it's a sewer area and why is it pure light blue like that cause it's cool mm-hmm fair enough I appreciate the Gatorade water crash is probably exhausted he needs it I miss him coming in layer by layer yeah you know what they could have done the killing god they could have done it oh yeah that's scary that's cool does he still laugh when he's not a food Big Jim bear anymore it was never a friendly bear he was funny I think that's a good recreation he's not fine that's a good literalization yeah no he looks cool I think he does look cool it's just did you know it doesn't really fit into the cartoon universe well to be fair a lot of this doesn't look very cartoony anymore they sacrifice plenty of the style he reminds me from he reminds me of the was it the Bandersnatch from the from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland oh oh okay well I like Kelly laughs he's a cutie cuz it looks weird on him oh he looks right at you that's [ __ ] scary look at that oh hey that is cool when you pause the game and use the menus he looks at it what did he do that in the original he just always looked at you it's actually really terrifying I don't think he did Oh on the whole I feel bad for him well so he [ __ ] gets he's too real now it's too real yeah now I have compassion for him yeah because when he dies he's dead for real part of recreating this game and giving everything a soul we have to inject the soul no that was already the case remember every Crash Bandicoot life was a real person yeah let's create a bandicoot though not the enemies room that's true [ __ ] you boxes see if I care boom you did it you know this game has really nice sound effects I'm not gonna lie is that Chris Hansen yeah oh okay oh he does laughs [ __ ] dick [ __ ] [ __ ] nice that you're just a [ __ ] sorry she blistered nob your blistered listen the Sodra credit game website blistered knob oh [ __ ] sherry Shipman g-men you show me a cringy be that animator who did the fringy Minj is my favorite I'm sorry that I'm not very funny on this one me too I don't think any of us have been there's not much to be funny about that same [ __ ] again well it's also cuz this one's more disappointing I think yeah fresh one had a lot they could improve on oh my good I feel I'm sorry I just told you again Chris I'm telling me I'm sorry no wait what were you say the crush one but he said there's a lot to improve on yeah makes sense that it would it would be more like oh I think that cold hard crash level was my favorite in the original even though it was like really [ __ ] hard and obnoxious but it was just really fun like dodging the nitro on the ice yeah I like these ice physics are gonna make oh my god I don't want to even try it I don't even want to try it now yeah because the ice is actually pretty fun in the original crash - now that you have to wait for a landing animation before you can even do a slide jump you don't get control over the ice very well yeah it's gonna make that part a nightmare oh that was the idea is that you're slipping and sliding and you lose control it's not that you have to just sit there for a little bit before we can move I like how this one Oh your eyes that would have looked great otherwise if it wasn't for the eyes this would have been perfect he's just rotating there's no smoothie we got you she sniffed at you when you died [ __ ] killed me I don't like it when rats kill me I like it when my mom hurts me I miss when you warp in it whoa that was really cool there we go a nice happy landing Chris did you ever see smart talk with raisin no what's that was a I assumed it was a cartoon pilot I think it was yeah John are dilworth dead for MTV cuz he kept doing Oh was it MTV that one I'm not sure who was four I might be thinking of angry Kapil yeah that was for MTV because they they had a setting to show music videos I thought it was I thought it was a good cartoon I thought they were both good to bad angry cabaret maybe a little less but as well nice I would like to why it's too [ __ ] hard oh my god it has you're gonna fall into the void I found it those are hard to find I hate they're a hot commodity nobody's [ __ ] tasty Whomper fruit that's wasteful what do you mean funny a starving African children who could be eating that's true this is bandicoot is very gluttonous he just eats everything he comes across and gives birth to new bandicoot's to eat even more of them when he gets a honey more do poops you know in the original Crash Bandicoot age smaller animals to him I don't think that was ever a thing in the games you might be lying to me right now remember when he bores ripperoo before is them how many like more mentions you think we pay a lot any yeah you were the one who did a first grace that's true what is it funny oh [ __ ] here we go see not so bad huh Julian Julian Julian being a piece of [ __ ] what was that that was me being a piece of [ __ ] I plopped uh no no no [Music] should we do get up to three well we'll get up the tiny tiger okay yeah yeah is he on this level we have the lighting of a ps2 game okay that's toothpaste Carl let's do the bear with down's you missed it what because it's supposed to be the static is interfering and she gets cut off and they don't do that anymore it just abruptly ends and it looks really weird no I did that no no I'm saying it actually doesn't oh really videos of it really yeah it doesn't like get distorted and then she phases out this might have been the one all right they all look the same oh yeah this is all pinky it looks good oh my god he's trying to get away for Pooler over sucks balls probably poor Pooler over sucks balls probably is there something wrong with that Chris it even did they have pink lighting in the original one on this level or was it just normal this is blue oh well then that it was very nice touch from what I remember what is it I think the yeah I think this - as long as you're mixing in more than one color it's yeah that's fine likely which they weren't doing even then like monochromatic a lot of people just screenshots and videos of this they weren't really doing that but they are now so it looks alright very nice I like Crash Bandicoot I like Crash Bandicoot more than you but Julian loves him I like it the most no we don't that's not true because I haven't played through the game times as you both of you I'm his biggest fan I would [ __ ] me I would pull down good thing he doesn't have a shirt on the only thing that needs to be removed as the pants he fingered crash bandicoot he probably would go whoa you [ __ ] [ __ ] all my finger he's yeah he probably doesn't white he's a [ __ ] Bandicoot do you think he wears them he does wear underwear shows in the second game so he covers up it's the pink with hearts why do they have little washy robots keep the sewer clean you gotta admit that's a pretty clean looking sewer junior very clean looking sewer well may be missing the point a little bit or do ragdoll barrel look at lights up the whole room it looks kind of pretty when it's lighting it up like that it's a pink crease crease burger Kristi I will easily fish the man just give me the fish but not a bandit Julian it fire looks good the fire is a lot clearer to see where it's actually getting now yeah it's cuz they they made the particle effects on the ground yeah it's more specific yeah okay Chris Finn do British phlegm did I look deep within I want to see what engines boss fighting this looks like what I spit into his urethra and then slap the sides together and make it come out Jim Cummings what who's his biggest role uh coming Jim that's a good question what would people that's what he was in wild wild west he was coming Jim he was the town fool who I've never seen that movie so I don't know if that's a joke yes Julian listen there's lots of ridiculous [ __ ] in that movie okay the town fool we'll come on everybody's a lot of [ __ ] ridiculous did I tell you about on tumblr at the time that I saw a post that said if you dislike mob less that it means they're anti blacks yes I have seen that yes oh did you send it to me maybe that's why I stopped didn't send it to you I would agree and the whitewashing of the undead now you know fictional things to begin with platform you know just out of curiosity what does a black person look like after they've like started rotting I've never looked that up before you like do they just stay black because their skin is too dark to see what's going underneath I don't know are you going to be brown when you died Julian well I've got like the Whaley whiter skin than that I don't know I'm only saying I imagine you turned darker because you're decomposing Y down he goes oh I thought I was hoping it was gonna make a toilet sound sucks my call oh my god the sad thing is I remember this part last Lana made the exact same mistake you know what Chrissy we're starting to sound sleepy Julian don't what well we haven't even touched crash three there's three SP although they're doing the timer remember that yeah thank you fun doing it for this one oh you know what I hate the plants at the end though you can't dodge them you they expect you to run up on the path and kill them and then go back [Music] well I i yes they expect it but at the same time if you're speedrunning it you can't do that yeah so you're not gonna get it I mean also at the end here there's plants you can't dodge well you can do it if you're [ __ ] off his McMaster you can dodge his MIT you can dodge them but oh I guess it's not that you're thinking of a different level I think maybe what was the word we came up well how would have we shortened autism was it easy my ready that's still ablest it's funny though opa boys maybe I will I think autistic ran its course like a year the two years ago but this T is a pretty fresh take on Chris let me ask you something let me ask you something honest would you say that it's wrong to judge people based on how intelligent they are no because I'm pretty and I would say that that's probably the only actual prejudice that I have is that like if you seem dumb to me it's like looks weird to me is that people who insist on like ableism and everything are the same kinds of people who say like look at this ignorant [ __ ] for how he feels but isn't that the same thing you're going down and someone goes do you think there's a lesser of intelligence than you so you're looking down on somebody putting less worth on them because they're not as smart as you are I don't know it's a smarter person singing it with a dumber person oh oh here he is he looks good I wish his eyes were bigger but he's still pretty cute is he looks tall he looks all fluffy Eric you could pet him he's a big man would you still write [ __ ] on him yeah you know what though I feel like they've made him less buff maybe that's just wishful thinking thank you yeah you're just horny why did they make his eyes like that they did it to a lot of stuff in this it seems like a problem they probably had teams assigned to each game specifically and whoever was the character designer on on team crash - really likes shitty DreamWorks eyes that are just human eyes I shouldn't say DreamWorks eyes cuz that doesn't apply anymore that's probably more like a 2003 sort of but you want to do to them right now listen we don't need to get into specific I'm kicking you again Chris see you're getting excited what would you do if tiny start jumping into your hole and Chris you're never gonna get it I did it Julian you did it we almost have a repeat of what happened first that's what you're gonna do - listen there's nothing wrong with taking advantage of somebody while they're passed out as long as they're bigger than you my god want that to sink into your brain listen don't let it out it's a joke it's not real it's not real sometimes out of real sometimes but later happened to be a real person sometimes the humor and a thing is that you're saying something awful that you wouldn't actually do because the humor comes from the absurdity and also the fact that you would probably do that if tiny Tigers oh shut up you're the one who brought it up okay what you were saying about stupid people hanging it with smart people people shouldn't hang it with I mean that's the that's the only problem I would say is you're probably just gonna get really frustrated like I'm all for education if you can teach a stupid person to know more things and I know that if you want them to know me favelloni that does not account for the entirety of intelligence there's a lot of difference before they brother named in the script as Nomi Malone people were reading as Nomi Maloney like that's what it was a problem probably I'm sure a few that was actually what her name during the production was that in Bologna Chris Oh his eyes would you have what you have Nomi Malone as a guest on Tony's balloonies yeah she sitting next to me she becomes the Bologna that you eat she doesn't look like that no more just go back in time no no more no man go even go even slightly farther back in time so this she's like 21 [Music] welcome to class three it's going up it fell down here from up there they did the thing with black over the screen are they doing like old like old anime where after everybody got scared of the porygon episode they they dulled all the flashing effect they put Coco Bandicoot into make people feel better look he's gonna he's gonna say the thing listen yeah that they're all just consonants third novell how did you feel good said that if he says if he said oh go goes free no take a selfie how would you feel oh I thought you meant because he's a piece of wood okay I like this holy cow and I like that they're there he's really expressive you know they're giving him a lot of aggressive Miss Emily the best-looking flip okay that took me completely off-guard they're twisting him around yeah cuz that's how they would draw them in the artwork yeah I always look like that that's actually really cool right cool cool maybe they are maybe the art team on this one cared more than the art team for two please zhuge Lucas okay he looks really good yeah he does even those little hair looks good now remember and Jen's hair looks [ __ ] atrocious that looks bad the warp bubbles in this look worse than three if you believe it yeah I mean they're trying to do it the same way but didn't good the Greg Eagles is talking a billion Mandy right here look at crashes brown ass teeth right there or how nasty [Music] this is [ __ ] pre rendered footage why did that happen no it's not is it not no I think it is that looks really good I'm surprised if it is an engine I can't hear him over the music by the way with the frog stepped on it he's [ __ ] dead now he hit the event horizon and was smushed into an infinite plane they use the same voice actors from the newer games but they all sound close to the original which is nice I guess that's a compromise they tried their best no were people who tried their best they would have tried again I mean were the original people dead like why didn't they go for the origin Activision killed them all they can't come back let me still bounce off his drink a lot of monster to keep awake and I'm probably gonna regret it no Julian the [ __ ] is she doing he's looking at the TVs from the first game you [ __ ] [ __ ] she's watching YouTube interact with her what's right okay hey how come in - we couldn't swap - come back dude I didn't see her anywhere you want to look you're bad that looks it's not moving it's just a [ __ ] JPEG that's what it was originally what was it wasn't it like rotating slightly inverted spheres I know it's an inverted swolled that doesn't look good the original one did look good it doesn't look so great he's no [ __ ] lighting on him there's lighting on him barely why is it a dirt the problem is the problem is that his face is too small on the screen but - I guess yeah they wanted to let him lean in like that I guess this level looks amazing though does it actually does look that beam is beautiful I don't like how much yellow there is but I like the [ __ ] in the distance that's really nice clouds passing over look it's very good it's very storybook II I think this is the best looking level in the entire disc I'm fine for it because these medieval levels I thought looked kind of boring in the original game anyways this is great yeah they added more detail stupid [ __ ] goat oh my god he died oh my god you kill things in this cave because I feel how are you doing that I feel like the reason this level looks so much better is not the main reason but one of the reasons is that it seems like the camera is lower to the ground than it used to be I remember it being more aerial you can see the clouds passing by yeah I mean that's the thing is the water colors are gross yeah no no what I am oh no like maybe it was maybe that bonus levels were done by different people oh listen Julian do you think you're an artist or something do you yes you do that is my profession oh you're a fartist well water looks disgusting listen I drew a Steven universe fan character and devianart I think I know a thing or two about why you're wrong harassed for doing it not a true Steven universe I told people I did is that good enough I think the yellow grass looks a lot better when it's broken up by other colors yeah I think it's beautiful it's a wonder to behold if I do say is that over there looks cozy I'd like to sit on those rocks let this sit on your [ __ ] Wyatt what where's the [ __ ] lighting in here so flat again dad what the heck happened I'm gonna swap my hero I see what you mean what [ __ ] kill myself oh no how old is she now she looks younger if we're never gonna get to tiny Tigers again 50 and bandicoot years [ __ ] off you know that my life away Friday I'd be a lot more interested in Koko if she was old the cameras a lot more open now has there ever that's true you can see a lot more has there ever been a video game where the pretend is an old woman the the island over there waiting dong what you know all the video games has there ever been a video game where the protagonist is an old woman yeah when were you walk to the graveyard yeah that doesn't count she dies just kiddin no I want that was a very important art piece I want one with the matter she was a full-price I want a video game with an actual story where she has a personality let's make one let's call it old lady it has a story it's a cave story old lady's story listen I'd be interested we just call it all this it's probably it's probably a fun well maybe not fun but it's probably interesting make it that make it like good make it like the Polonius just have a little old lady with a gun she says she's got a gun in her mouth but she's pointing it at the floor listen they didn't know they couldn't make out what Justin was saying I don't think the producer character is very funny sir we've created a game engine that feels really good to control a character the jumps and platforms platforms what the manager may be farting laughter driving the little animals ain't what sir that this controls like [ __ ] and feel slippery and I don't think anyone cares about Koko that much I want to [ __ ] her that nerds also sexy please I like jet skis don't you see what sir jet skis are for [ __ ] [ __ ] we have to work on the game get off your jet ski if we put one in the game will you get off of it like is he sitting around is he sitting in his office on this he's at a bath tub just tried to use it and then forget about Chris how what what color suggestions would you have for that level to make it look better that they had too much blue it's also just too plain looking they'd have to add more look at again like there was no colors that popped out from each other it was all just kind of to bluey [Music] well she found it why is the thumbnail look like that boy blue oh yeah I was gonna say if it was I thought it was yeah I thought it's gonna be lit like that well I thought it was gonna be nighttime yeah I did too that's why that was the only flight I was gonna say like oh that might actually look pretty nice doesn't look like that though no the island at the beginning was being blurred so heavily I thought it was a 2d graphic for a second it was 2d Graeme he grabbed me look now it's not terror no more no water Oh what oh the whole point yes it is the whole I think it's supposed to be tarred they just applied the same shitty water physics yeah that probably is the case it's supposed to it's us to be when you see the guys who hide in it they're covered in tar yeah it's cuz they were lazy they wanted to they wanted they were I mean they didn't show anything from 3:00 until like the last month before the game came out I mean it doesn't look bad I'm using like tar makes more sense of the priest because it's supposed to be tar it well I mean I say it looks bad because I think it's supposed to be tar and they just didn't bother making it look stinger how nice the the gross looking water looked in Resident Evil 7 yeah yeah that game was beautiful it was really amazing to look at would you say the difference is because that it was oh my bus to look realistic and so it's okay to perhaps have cloudy water I don't know you can't you can't go too far you're drowning whatever the [ __ ] is close yeah he is covered in TOR oh it changed it it was clearly turned in the original yes yeah well I don't understand why you would change that I don't know tear just makes for a creepier more prehistoric setting do you think they were just like oh tar would be too much work let's make it water tars [ __ ] easy all it is is black you don't even have to have see-through but they'd have to change the new splashes oh yeah they would have to make goop physics yeah no they wouldn't just haven't react the way this is and just don't have it see-through have it black and have a little tiny bit of specular show it's not see-through it is that city through and even though the I mean the thing about tar is it doesn't move like water it smell well that's see they have lava [ __ ] like why doesn't all they needed to do was I guess because it's not really rippling or anything have the liquid damp and a lot faster and who knows maybe it is mud and I'm pretty sure it was tar it was black it had to be tar tar and tar wouldn't really ripple because it's not at all it has too much resistance to movement no maybe it just looked weird maybe they were like yeah well he's walking through a pretty today they probably just didn't have much time so they just reused the water thing with the head I mean it's probably yeah you know shaders I don't even know if they wrote them saying that it's lazy is probably too harsh it probably is that they were under a they were under a deadline and they were just like we have to do whatever some of these shaders and effects I'm sure aren't even things that they made they're just resources that they were good they were given yeah that's fair I mean it's still a shame yeah oh wow as level doesn't look that bad looks fine you want to be drowning in tar more than it it's my dream found in too hard they wanted me to do for me okay well they got tar and feathered I was sad because of the feathering part or play the Atari I wanted to be the tar man oh man I love a good tire man I think it everyone in the [ __ ] universe loves the term man it would be very unfortunate if the tar man had a baby mm-hmm this would be a tar baby damn it I meant to say son so that it was a subtler j-julia I'm sorry may 5 2015 high fives even for the I always get like elbow aim for the elbow aim for my elbow oh holy [ __ ] that's a good tip yeah boy Song of the South was a boring movie to watch wasn't a Julianne long in my mouth and so so it was good job Chris there's also way worse than I realize where is my lighting you know I guess I don't mind that much what the tiny eyes they look fine he's having a moment kind of a oh he's poking out of the screen and you're just imagining head leave me alone Julian why did you go to a very confident beat I'd be tiny doesn't want to be him what's to be in him yeah you'd be the first suit oh yeah you know what will that work Julian muscle fur suits are kind of fun okay the Blowfish is expressive he freaks out when he inflates this this whole remake is kind of a mixed bag yeah it is yeah sometimes we're really into it I mean they probably one more time and a bigger budget the original games back to I'll at least say the only thing that makes me angry about this is how they have redone some of the characters for the uninitiated a silas scene otherwise known as a tasmanian tiger was a canine native to Australia that was hunted to extinction I want to say 1800s you've been researching this cuz you wanna [ __ ] one I don't have to say anything this is the most racist level okay why it's called the or I don't want to kill these Chinese right it's called the Oriental ching-chong oh wow it's pretty is holy moly that's cool yeah that's really pretty they they really changed it up kind of mixed on this level just because of the floor looks kind of it's fine it's cuz they don't want it to be too distracting that's true no no I feel like they gonna still put some more detail there cuz there's more detail on me in the original I mean I'll say this too it's been going far above my expectations yeah I mean we were going into this expecting that it was gonna be really gross at least I speaking for myself I expected that I was just gonna hate everything about this I kind of like the motion lines around the sides of the screen when you - yeah it's cool helps you know what you're doing is you couldn't really tell I've always enjoyed that kind of thing yeah oh can you do the bird trick no I tried it last haha oh I see it's cuz he doesn't have any eyebrows yeah yeah you can't do the bird trick what's the point of living you put [ __ ] gay didn't even know about the bird trick I was there for it Chris you look like a vampire Oh cry you look like a vase is your folder my son hates everything that our neighbors are gonna be so mad tomorrow Feeny mom pretty Mama's the name Beth audits that's the line from kill bill if you since I should have been peeny Mambo there he is my special little man why did you skip it cuz the one he wanted to appreciate every moment Julie appreciate every moment here when I kill him do it it's a really good bit look they're not 2d anymore yeah they're real look he's definitely less buff you think his chest is so tiny I mean like actually tiny not ironically so that's not even irony I'm sorry that was the misuse of the word I like the animation of him jumping around looks cool I like the way it brings it down like that too bad you have to [ __ ] murder him you tried to poke you with a stick he puts the glad and gladiator the radiator is that happened and someone got stuck in a radiator in their own home in a radiator like they went underneath that try to get something in the game oh boy lower your chunk oh let the lady in the radiator called chunko legs the lady in the radiator lady in the water yeah what's with the [ __ ] movie I've never seen it crazy she's funny why she what's she in the water for kill death yeah we got the belly bumper pancit other throwing tomatoes at him he's getting killed he's gonna get buried and ones actually throwing anything listen they they could be you're also not being affected by the lighting in any way looking at the center screen I wish I wish I wish blood effects look like this alright a tiny Tiger is gone I think we're done No do you go dial this is and dingo die let's see dingo dial see I'm joking I'm not I'm not saying we should quit friend this would look good but it looks like there's a weird bit of shake to him did you see that they've been doing that with always got the shakes that's how they animate everything they all go like that no like there was like he was quivering in place oh let's do the Midnight Run maybe it's because I'm sleepy and and I I'm blind bingo dials the name crash bandicoot 3 is the game look at that guy oh god he's a really good job with them not him he's I can go either way with them I think doing I like your design better it's because I well I was just gonna say I think it's because in the worst cortex designs they tried to curve his head back in so that it's shaped like a normal person instead of just being straight a straight triangle yeah well you can get a bad result from that to look at right the cortex you call this my wrath of cortex I would say the problem was just in his weird like age I think I think they did it too much with this head and I think it's also the the eyes how are you saying [Laughter] oh wow okay that death animation sucks I've seen it was a real slinger off a cliff okay it is landing on them hurt you also I don't think the colors on this one or as nice as our first one well as in the first way to the Dragons still weird glass at the first level from this remake it's really good death do the Dragons still wear the little things of lab guys scientists obviously notice that little detail I can't get I can't tell struggling to get back on would cope who gets viciously they should just make it full ragdoll have her limbs going everywhere [ __ ] amazing level bones you have a [ __ ] Tiger getting mad and yeah I don't think they're wearing the glass of the boot I like you're dying it amuses me Coco sure is I think I'm more I think people are gonna take your enthusiasm for violence against Coco the wrong way okay it's called equal opportunity you die girl when they kill each I remember I did I did the like Mean Girls but I was where they all bring guns I remember liking it when I saw it but I think I was like 17 let's go see the immense urge to see the filthy Mengers I was trying to I was trying to imitate a cry but then I started choking the time-twister tongue-twister no crash [ __ ] man choices where the focus my [ __ ] my [ __ ] mom something my fell down a big [ __ ] [Laughter] the whole family fell down working where I want some really weird work in some non-american slang that's not American I don't think they say do they say bloody no I ruined no this is squint to Sheila where's the [ __ ] dog don't you remember yeah there was a weenie I told you it was the pet no is the walking dirty there oh yes my god that was about right this zero out of eight now I could give it a two head of a hit from the [ __ ] room changes miss tone knio knio on the wall this is a reference to the NeoGeo this is a reference to the matrix because neo is an anagram for one take the red pill and you will have a lovely strawberry tree does he turn does does a Keanu Reeves turn into a giant blueberry sounds like a fetish thing but I just think it would be really funny I really do see sunglasses in its black trenchcoat turned into a giant blueberry I think it would be a very if he inflated himself like that while fighting the The Smiths to get them off I mean imagine that could have happened that seems like a damn funny it seems like a thing that would have done oh wow matrix is such a wasted opportunity doesn't one of the Smith's get like exploded from the inside of something he did really cry remember he lets him up and blows into his mouth and inflates in like a bully but the dream I [ __ ] had last night where the monkey bit you yeah I drove that [ __ ] Jeff Johnny you thought bought a monkey and he had it in the car oh yeah well do I keep saying cuz we're you're telling the audience now Oh feet so green Jeff Jeff Jeff his pet monkey in a car and I started slapping on the window and put monkey the monkey gets out instantly started fighting me on my hand I start running through his suburb and he's biting what were we talking monkeys come up every time we go to IHOP because we had a discussion but but you won't you with the gun no cuz he'll hit the gun you said that there was a there was a mo you did there's we said there it's been a monkey loose in LA where is yeah we were talking about monkey smoking and then you segwayed into bag because there's a monkey smoking a cigar and he said oh yeah one of those broke out of the zoo recently there's a chimpanzee there's a monkey running around with a cigar - in thing with a cigar no the people at a zoo got really bored drop 1 integrate and the tip exhibit and played one-legged aged hold trying to escape this is your only chance do you think the remake is gonna have the scene where he throws a materia cloud and they floats away out of the room oh do you remember that yeah it looks really funny Goofy's hey I hope they don't get rid of it oh they'll get rid of all the fun though why did they decide to do that one if it's so goofy it's it's why didn't they just read make one of the older ones the most fantastical cool world they've ever made I think it's because it's the most popular so it's supposed probably the game only did so good because the music sounds pretty cool too it's because at the time it was a big deal no I'm saying like all the other ones turns a game play it's a step down from six no I know that combat system no I just won't say that's why I think seven did so well is cuz the music in the story musics a part of it but it's also I think the world's a lot of fun no yeah I'm just I'm just being gay would you kiss cloud no really [ __ ] gay well it's the point I'm not gay I would kiss if he was straight I would kiss I only kiss would you would you kiss him while he's dressed as a girl that old senile laughter well this feels exactly the same which is a both good and bad I feel like they should have changed that blue sky to something slightly different it's this blue I mean it doesn't have to be the same colors I'm just saying it wouldn't look what I'm saying is a tan ground the lighting on this one is very bright health it doesn't really match the environment the disguise too dark it's a desert the camera just changes I wonder why they kept these controlling the same because they they were talking about that too they said well we could have changed the controls to be like more modern racing games it's like well I think that would have helped no one you know what that's not true people insist that they like these stages what do I know or crash oh gosh win first place in order to make me alone wait didn't restart the stage immediately yeah that is an improvement yeah that is an improvement I have to [ __ ] enter the stage again a little mercy would you like more soup well that's what his voice sounds talked like that I'd be happy with you know what crunch crash has the same voice is scratchy he goes that's the best episode is the best episode what does he say I'm itchy and scratchy god that's awful okay what it chi chi is delivered to his doorstep and when scratchy finds him he just immediately stabs him and he goes and he's crying it's funny did you Scratchy there probably coulda I don't see anybody being interested in just doing like blood and guts forever though that's probably it probably gets boring there we go again he's supposed to hold it up and then go [ __ ] crotch Bannock is more like it smokes my dad and everyone like trash more like I have a trash chute not so much right well like the old coot or like [Music] Chris you're this is you're too silly without your have all the ridiculous things looks gross well if you had lighting you look fine I think at least weird because it's like he's trying to present himself proudly but it's only his head the thing I at least think that dingo dial is probably the character that looks the most appropriate for Adam to just be a gross mess yeah why is there no lighting they could have why is this loading street in darkness Chris the fact that you have this big bald patch on your head just puts all the ridiculous things and say in a really disturbing context the Aladdin video when Jasmine smashed her head in I was really happy when rod caught the fact that I referenced a reference to Ladin really subtly and then he ended every episode with a clip from Aladdin we already talked about that one I showed Matt my other favorite where it's the guy in the little hover round though be sky and the lady gets out of the car again and she flips him over here why he's like a bug on his back and then she runs it over why does why scratch lit like he's in the [ __ ] sunset it's so he's so dirt I told you it's the it's the weird like the surroundings are fine but it's because they they insisted on the shitty fur texture [ __ ] and so it interacts with the light nerd yeah they should make him blue to make it with Jew I guess I'm speaking with too much authority because I don't I don't know much about a CG but that's all you're getting with the dying one happening over here he pumps the TNT oh you know I did baby boy baby can't get those down no kill what fine I don't care like he's like [ __ ] dark red compared to the [ __ ] bright Arabian desert also there's no light being reflected by cup items so he looks even worse and sully can't you see he's a barber roots only he smells my sharp why do you always gotta make it about P Chris Peter Griffin Peter I can't believe you brought fifty nitro weights into the house there he goes he's a little bendy [ __ ] is that what his [ __ ] said Wow yeah chica said you will be ready yeah Wow that's right again here we go the first [ __ ] time remember the the really good Family Guy cover that Alexa played weirdo who's bullied always facing baby Alexa coverlets suck balls today we are number 11 so what actually messaged us today about that I forgot what his name is what is his name if he if he actually died before this episode went out we're very sorry you okay Christina I can't believe you tf2 in the crash bandicoot and I'm inflating okay stop I can't I'm trying come on it's Eleanor no that looks beauty I don't like that thought oh yes [ __ ] [ __ ] make the skies purple this girl looks great that is good stuff [ __ ] green grass purple sky somebody knew what they were doing I wish they didn't realize high tides they like this this is a beautiful gorgeous lovely yeah beautiful gorgeous that looks Jimmy Neutron I had one of the jokes that I remember really well from Futurama is when he's you know actually I don't remember it very well because I don't remember the discussion is no joke I like I like when he says he says something he's talking to a dot the nurse something saw and she said leave me alone he says he says doctor good and sexy and she's like that's not my name and I thought that was funny he was graceful and his limbs gave up didn't he he's just melted too late no oh why did it take that out of crash - because they're [ __ ] stinky my favorite thing about crash 3 is how you couldn't drink well you like Crystal Pepsi so much why do you keep talking about pee Chris oh my god I like the I like the still whirlpool Stanko little Stanko Stanko was the last time you thought about stinko the crown crown the crown the stink of a crown I've become the ruler of this kingdom the singing of the crown it surrounds me I wanna fight ndd gee whiz here we go would you be upset if they tried to remaster wrath of cortex yeah I'd be a huge waste of effort oh my no he's fine he looks good he's just lit like [ __ ] well I think I'd appreciate if his pupils were a bit smaller but that's about it yeah all the pupils are really big for some reason gonna freak out here where's teeth and eyes like that okay ours teeth and eyes using the same material yeah both of what with crashes [ __ ] eyes how do they make it look so good of course they fix that already my god what you do it again oh Jesus the blast is very dramatic now I'm like I don't mind it it's just like I don't mind it at all it's mine too well the thing the only weird thing is he doesn't seem like he's eight actually aiming at you yeah I got a toy a bingo doll - and I remember his toy was extremely realistic even the eyes bled yeah I'm not kidding Oh God he had a really [ __ ] oddly realistic [ __ ] head on him this is a even mean there's no such thing as a dingo dial what does it look like like they they gave them just some realistic textures I don't know yeah good job crash your eyes are dark blue for no reason oh I bet the Penguins [ __ ] killing him for a Julian he's a setup to go you shut up look I got a double jump well you got to make things worse what this is are just using God Penta is hideous yes Jesus did the original double jump just take frames from the Crouch jump look at that this is still kill your momentum when you do it yep I've always hated the double jump for that you look good there the worm bubble warp bubble he gets trapped in a bubble with worms let's do a few more levels of ourselves [Music] [Laughter] he looks god [ __ ] awful the eyes are too far apart that's on my only complaint you know what they look fine if they lit it when you doubt the power of the wall the autism will become awesome doubly over things oh look there he is oh my I can't see him no that's really weird wait let him devour you jump oh yeah I want to see what it looks like oh that's it ok you have to jump over him because there's a different animation really why did he do it to me when we played it in crash 3 Stig remember he eated the crash when he jumped above them he doesn't have one anymore tantos dating print print stripes stinks which you don't even know I write for Banda pedia which does happen to be the name of it I guessed it correctly should call the banco PD had been called Wookieepedia a lot worse Oh No how do they [ __ ] you a mister this poor little baby ended you look why does he have a human nose this is life he looks awful I'm really I really am sick of complaining sorry but it's observing things that's gonna happen we ever play a new game and that's the problem is that because it's a first-time experience you're gonna say what you observe it doesn't make sense that you just be talking I'm not even thinking about like I just sound bitter and gross to myself I'm gonna actually ask those people in the comments when you have friends over and you're all like playing a new game do you actually talk about it while playing it like do you say how you feel about or what you're thinking about it or do you just shut your brains off and remain completely silent or do you pretend to like it the crib once listen there's lots of other people there's lots of other people out there who have been paid to pretend this I like about this game it's like I said overall it's way beyond what I thought it was gonna be it's super faithful for the most part I mean I like it's it's it's a weird position to be in because I don't like I don't like people that give a pass to things and they go like oh well imagine it could have been worse yeah I would imagine I don't want to end up doing that here but at the same time like a like maybe they'll actually look at this [ __ ] and take it yeah that's it they could ease they could they could patch this they could end up fixing all these things very minor things they need to tweak in some of these areas to make them look a lot better I mean they're not gonna redo the character designs though they're not got a patch at anyways [ __ ] more lighting to those scenes though really easy to patch in just dragging and dropping a light source was drag-and-drop your favorite cartoon yeah yeah it's not my favorite but it's good well he's not scared no more is he how would you feel someone hacked the website and did that to it they took the Dragons all over it what is the the US government website had the little dragons pointing everything puts an ad on his belly oh my god okay well crash grab that on his own you sure did if he knew what he was doing Crash Bandicoot would probably be not very fun to have sex with say to be because everything wants to kill him because he's so dumb he'd like get distracted in metal or something no he'd like if he says if you stuck your dick in his mouth you and he would he would like taste it and like you would think it was like a food or something and he'd put mustard on and put a bun around yeah like it would be it would be stupid [ __ ] like that anybody into it make like a quacking sound Jesus you probably do that if he tried to masturbate he think up the hot dog he put it in fun on his own dick I don't know I don't think so I think because he's so Curt like he's cartoony so he's kid big he'd be cartoonishly stupid he would do something really dumb like that and I would the the joke is like oh he is in pain that's where most of the humor in this comes from is you know the death animations and everything yeah I like the one where his his wife and children are presented on screen and they're they're slowly murdered one by one that's my favorite death Hanuman it's a very funny one he weeps five straight minutes oh no one what they use a very rusty knife to slowly behead him which is confusing because they don't know where his head actually starts and his body they just cut it in half I hope you didn't kick over your can no see look he's freaked out waited like him he's [ __ ] oh it's [ __ ] he's doing some really bad [ __ ] that's what crash would say if he could talk oh my god that's [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] is that [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Id: ZZs7SaQOiVc

Length: 232min 49sec (13969 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 17 2018