Oney Plays Crash Twinsanity (Complete Series)

with friends okay hi oh there is this master TV the traveller there's a little the little coot Julian what censorship out the door don't see coot is that the doctor that's my favorite character is the seagull is it really he's my favorite character out of the entire crash bandicoot universe what's so memorable about him that's strangle Seagal he appeared he chokes crash bandicoot's come on on Banda pedia you'll see that he's the first character listed you ever sing along appearing sorry yeah press start Chris I want to see this this is gonna ruin the game yes oh this is off the game this is spoiler alert Wow stupid stop firing Wow I know that sound effect what does that sound effect I was in the last one is imrat the cortex was it greatest a file yeah you're good where does the Xbox many noises like on the dashboard I swear to god I've heard that noise probably have yeah now remember that would be a thing that kids would say on the playground they would say you want some ABC gum and I already knew what that meant I would just want dumb Julian this is Coco's time I wouldn't care if they chewed it already but then there would be like actually have any what do you think about these emoticons he's gonna turn her into an emoji yeah is emoji TF oh she's dead he's eating shoes now they get to do all the things brother and sister do what if my sister look like a diseased Deranian man yeah there's a seagull Oh should we should have put the seagull ISM is this insanity beach there's the insanity soccer ball of the insanity beach ball it is I thank you I was having fun playing soccer you may see design I don't like that co-actors new new attitude hold me thrice call me nice what the [ __ ] man you got it ball is still going well welcome to crash this is a good this is a good twinsanity yeah oh it's a good example of how this game is gonna play he crash swim it's not bad oh you died okay I learned my lesson I won't do that again this games hard I still get the double jump it's just like old time it's better than the old double jump cuz it doesn't slow you down it's just means another little horny here's silent cutscene what's this it's precious cannon oh [ __ ] that's pretty cool no no no you go turn it's bad oh yeah belly flop it my head he didn't I'm pretty good at this I told you on the ng pretty much the master did you play test this game yeah why am I doing this okay cuz there's a gem over there if you want a gem is this how you get gems I don't actually remember the last time I played this game was probably like 2008 yeah you get to go to San Andreas whoa is that the for stupid idiot the controls are a little funky do you want to do the whole cannonball thing again now I remember them being are you serious oh [ __ ] this gnome I was gonna say that if you ever have to slide jump - just mash the X button because you'll get it are these the original nitro who's that I do have white it blow up looks like you're supposed to get one to run into the oh you probably can't get the ball over it makes sense okay good idea Julian I really like the soundtrack for this game you would you [ __ ] hipster okay fine Chris I'm sorry though I like it too mr. cynical I'm not mr. cynical mr. cool look at it go oh I guess I don't like to move it move it yeah do you know what the [ __ ] is that your favorite movie soundtrack no do you oh wow [ __ ] craps on a while we can run in there there you go get out of there I guess not why does it use it just the J they do expect you to leave the chicken zone all the way you're like they do they expect you to oh yeah Azir a confused okay I guess that worked this game seems foolish that seems like a good way to explain what's your favorite movie soundtrack monkeys I see get out of there uh probably back to the future do you like the Pokemon the movie 2000 soundtrack I never saw that one weird owl did Pokemon you didn't and there's two songs on there dedicated to complaining about parents not understanding why kids like Pokemon yes yeah there are they really are they what were the lyrics it's how my mom and dad say you're wasting time playing games but they just don't get it it's it's two whole songs just about yeah well what is your take on that argument maybe kids are wasting their time no they're learning yeah everything had to be nerds dolls are learning how to be Pokemon mess they're gonna be together forever no matter how long these are some verities to be a mask there's some very meaningful relationships it's true as you're having with these imaginary creatures remember when Pikachu went to goodbye I cried you went to goodbye yeah yeah all the beauty was a kidnap done yeah you remember Pikachu's vacation and his fish you are these bad fish I can't tell me neither it doesn't seem like it it seems like you showed up for the fun time this keeps goofy that's why it's fun ski made me take a roofie no that's what cortex to the oh he lived your sister back you took me particular roofie with his gun double jump but they didn't get me the run the spray nice print huh a springy sprint do you like his run cycle it's very expressive I think you got a belly flop out there you know and now you write that thing who wouldn't but is what you don't we see when wahoo does crash bandicoot's catchphrase probably something back on the behind you I feel like after to insanity they started adding this new art style that looks really weird I don't like it well did you see what which one is it there's some of the laughter the last one with the mind over you some of the concept art for this looks really good and some of it looks really terrible what are you doing you know they have an action replay code for wrath of cortex and it's pressed the Z button to make crash bandicoot smile really that was a that was a code that they wrote for a [ __ ] I'm telling you dude I'm doing the thing you said to as well we're what the [ __ ] are you kidding me do I still have the jam press Start who's this man that's you is that cuca yeah is he free it cannot be that was good I thought it'd be great oh wow you get to finally explore the hidden hole of a coup a coup the Hinton Hall huh get this [ __ ] nasty barrel out of here say yeah they got physics I like physics why did they even put that barrel there I I like that it gives you the mass back every time there's a cutscene that gets triggered I love the way it gives you a big open world at the beginning to just learn all these mechanics now it's teaching them to me again it's a spoon it's not a school collect aku-aku masks for extra protection do you remember the skunk's from the old game I do turns when the roadkill who's hoping he would just stay there forever maybe love this game okay but we're back on the island there's a native it is land Oh coke who's backed a little funny I love [ __ ] the natives it's a good thing to do invade other people's places [ __ ] them up make a video game out of it native invader that's what Crash Bandicoot was originally good what's the plan oh he looks cool he looks pretty good he's happy they gave him little leaf Ethier's is gettable vibrating tongue a few short hours how do you feel about being back on crash bandicoot Island Chris it's been a while that's what it's Paul wanna kill this something wampa Island there you go remember the thumpin one boiling okay well I'm sorry yeah you gonna stamp the man where is he is the other one right there you'll stamp me yeah I wouldn't make me go any other hole yeah but get the job I didn't even spot that come here you good eye Chris it was dingdong get the jam enrolled I'm trying uh-huh I can't oh I did oh there's one there too mister man hey [ __ ] you there we go the Crash Bandicoot levels always supposed to have two or three gems not this money they even play the old ones I feel like they just browsed through them they ground through them they perused Crash Bandicoot that was WOW that's pretty good thanks [Laughter] buddy - I like the hit whatever my my estimate I'm gonna show drew for it that was my shoe no there was a barefoot really you gotta wait for this happen broke my fall the funniness he's very self-aware good for you of course you're supposed to smack him don't want to hurt him just games so [ __ ] violent why is it some means in the source material it really is does they don't like it I won't blow oh so you do that he was one one second past retirement it's really upsetting there's a slide yeah truly this game is meant to be fun you think of silent cutscene again that's the silly crash derbies oh I remember all those guys do you think a tiny doesn't look very good no it's not moving oh no they brought nitrous bag look there's the old model food crunch wise polar there he's a good guy some of those models are there because they were gonna use them later yes they were gonna use every boss and they just ended up not watch out for both the Cosmo blinds cosbo bless what the cookies supposed to do here okay that's fine it's funny too oh my god so you're okay shoot your thing there we go you did it he's dead now oh god no [ __ ] up is that in the mg n it is you can see his hairy little head okay there's chainsaw Oh was it supposed to smack that bag I think so he's almost dead what's that been having a real hard time okay are you sure you don't wanna play I'm sure okay and then he comes back even bigger with 20 heads they they are so where did engine go cuz he was driving the robot he's dead now what what's happening am i a ball now you're up here oh why am i pushing down on my ball you got a tumble what we're where'd he go I like them just where's your mask oh okay there we go oh my god for a second there crash almost killed in it what would you do if he started gasping for air and then that was it and I'd be happy with that it's physically all physics from the wrath of winds ever been that violent you just spin in the stuff it would strangle him I mean are you angry that they're betraying the character yeah crushes never that violent he was the simpleton idiota idiota oh [ __ ] crystals to trigger what well you stop moving he starts getting his eyes Oh trigger rockfall why would I want to do that because there's a John back there I don't really don't think we need to worry about the gems I went down the hallway that's for like 100 percent stuff yeah let's not do that if you get a percent the budget for the game goes up and then give him more time to actually kind of show it's sad they didn't get the finishing proper get over the worse they could have do you think it would have been good cuz there's a lot here that I like this is very unpolished so it seems like they're doing this thing where if I hit one nitro box my mask gets taken away but I'm still within the radius of the explosion so it doesn't count yeah I got three deviantART records love oh okay we good professionals come from deviant like the the man who did the Star Wars posters he was from do he know Drew Struzan damn home no he wasn't he was from cheesy art from furaffinity he was on the Newgrounds air portal oh my god he drew Pico shooting up his school personally Kiko didn't shoot up the school and he defended it didn't you even fly pico school all right [Music] this games getting a job here [ __ ] Canucks what's this oh no what they really fight this [ __ ] long huh holy [ __ ] stop fighting already yeah there we go am I supposed to believe that they tumble through a whole elaborate maze like this this is breaking my immersion of the orange marsupial oh my god where's Coco okay guess that one same room why isn't it doing it I don't know I don't think this is good we used to do it in the right order I thought you dared go no no I didn't do it in the right order it's [ __ ] the ladies here's a picture what are you supposed to do that is it a bouncy platform oh whoa holy [ __ ] yeah Julian tell tell the story pug dad bastards you scared I was like nine I was even why did I scare you cuz it was dark and I was listening to the radio and I heard it and I was like sleepy and you heard the man go dah dah dah like why because of the circumstances is because he goes I'm talking about they never heard that sound no there's popular song I don't know why it was popular this is a little hat on our CEO keyboard Lou who are the purple eggs there it's a plot it's a pot boiling it's a plot line that never gets resolved is it really yes gotta love those hey stop apples apples so wait did you have because he just took a hit in your flesh he did I guess so he took our checks to steal the crystal why are they all addicted to the crystals what the park so now I got him from now on right yeah she's proposing the scheme is all about abusing people it is Geum is all about fun it's all about agonizing people oh I think said amusing people know what Musa musing what what just happened what throw him at the switch oh my god whoa okay is he gonna follow me no I guess you have to go down he's a little Suleiman cortex vortex with them no whoa you don't even have to spin it no more you should say on your spell oh no oh it's still [ __ ] with the white girl this is a fun game okay okay okay okay Virginia that's what the mask says I love my god fun game that's a good drug is doing I can play I remember this game all right oh my god it again game over screen immediately [Laughter] is it kombucha or something that's Wow what is it beats B why are you drinking it cuz it's clearing out like shitty [ __ ] system how are you detoxing Cressy it's so disgusting there are sound effects in this game did you ever end up getting like a really lucky streak with the sound effects egos probably because he's done it two times in a row like really quick Julian is a lovely little man and I like to hold his hand while he dies and hey I appreciate it Chris has ever been a new Simpsons episode where he's like like he he starts hanging out with patty or Selma and he's like well she's very nice I'm sure and then the whole plot is Homer I like you too and he crawls back in the largest bed and comes in his pants that sounds like a thing that would happen this is so weird I remember you being able to skip the cutscenes maybe there was a later release disc with all these fixes maybe I mean no not it's probably just that I was used to not being able to skip cut slam the buttons to close the doors well you gotta slam it watch out for there's a name is Larry just say sticks of war there sticks weisbarth always merging oliver crash video watch out for professor cortex he's no good professor gates vortexes still up there [Laughter] whoa [ __ ] come on Julia be careful what is the button square spin I was didn't do nothing yeah it's almost like the game doesn't [ __ ] work half the time mines the game broke again it's freezing turn it off Chris just do you think is mouthing words Chris if you would you would you want to voice both crash and cortex I wouldn't be opposed to your cortex voice Oh green you're waiting for this summer [ __ ] you come on wait Julian figure out how to slam before running it maybe there's some [ __ ] there's no beating my antsy Clancy's the best one way to go - he with a plan C Brown he voiced cortex and he's the guy in the movies is there just no masks right now what happened he's mr. Krabs craps mr. Krabs his cortex has baked them away toys by my weight [ __ ] you guys fatty fatty whoa what are you doing I'm trying to kill me really yeah cuz you can't become out of them stop making this house stop I just want to do that here is that cortex get the see throw me over there just me we're pals right what the [ __ ] okay Chris don't like him okay then is that why you raised his eyebrow in the whole crash there you go now be careful Julian this is where I died oh there we go again is this the second time or is this the first time I forget no this is take them a little bit to realize they were dead Julie that's what I get for trying to like take it at the speed they want you to take it all you [ __ ] to do is pull back every couple seconds setting what the [ __ ] you went into the spook hole there you go Chris don't you dare or anything I assume it's still like you get a hundred you gotta under mean pause throw throw uncle neocortex no okay he's smart he is a genius you can do it and you see you do it oh yeah what [ __ ] what's the point he's did not know what you want to do what is this did he say racist abandon racist I really like this characterization that he just sounds like sounds like scratchy neocortex person of color yeah he's colored weird he's like yellow super yellow do you think he's supposed to be Asian and I supposed to be from The Simpsons this is supposed to be really dirty and irradiated I mean it makes sense for a mad scientist to have a weird skin color yeah oh do you have to be just I guess you do with the Dean being oh you want to do it now let me try they changed the Lord the an honest house must be a tattoo they tattooed it on him because it's supposed to stand for nerd and then they made it in a metal plate so they threw all that out why do they make it the medal I like never tattoo better cuz someone had to hold him down and do it scare you oh baby you don't have to do it why not I was doing it because I thought you had to like slow down the drill but I guess it doesn't matter how strange oh my god okay well there you go that there you have it ladies Adam solves it what's he doing why are you running in place cuz crash needs a sec what's nice okay it's happening in this [ __ ] game I had nervous is gonna turn into a normal nitro crane he's killing it so we're used to that now yeah I have no idea what to expect anymore do you guys think I should get pregnant yeah I think it'd be a good move for the change think I should get chocolate wasted what's that a bad joke from a bad movie what movie remember it's chocolate waste there at the there at the dinner and he says what is wasted me and I'm sellers it means you get ice cream they go I want to get chocolate wasted ha ha ha yeah it's pretty funny like that don't you I'm sorry it's like poking him in the chest huh hey John you so good meat on the photo do you he's pumped did you see be an eight crazy nights I was ripped oh god no yes Chris why do they look like this because there was a weird period during that time what was like oh let's take classic platformers and put really ugly sci-fi characters in them yeah it looks like Animaniacs or so name another one true they did the pac-man World Series they did it to spy I would say jak and daxter counts what else the legend of Oh org orally yeah that was those another classic one as Zelda remember they dream they had the villain crumble on he'd cut he would crumble why did they take out his brain for is now he's not smart is that really it you see original and they were supposed to take an ice pick into his skull on the bottom and rape it out what the [ __ ] is going on with the plot bunch of burned aliens come down deep brain him you're just gonna have to deal with what crashes crashes is it dumb ok the crepe broke itself that's sense like that line and home alone where she says and then the crow later and little Macomb it's talking about normal Kali Culkin looks around says oh yeah my favorite scene I like the part when the bad men show up to the house faces they say you were just making noises oh there's a part in the movie where she says she says Kevin you are as the French say why is that cause I da and I forget how she says it okay well that's a Fed Elber joke you or as the French as a French say yeah I know I'm not saying the right words but that's what I remember from when I was a little kid well I understand now do you get it I didn't get it before Chris you're NC not not scratch what's the blue sphere oh yeah it's a saving I guess there's a saving destroy I thought was bring that taken a view it's okay it doesn't matter now what's probably meant to be a hole you just said something about his brain as Papo Papo of his underbelly why is it doing that was a soft body physics gone wrong what was nice it's a joke like you said something about the simplicity of the natives and it's like all belly dance is funny what let him die does your that without Jesus let the man die probably going to since he got over the bridge first they're doing the flight of the bumblebee let him die listen big deal what's the point of letting them die it's gonna just go silent as usual look at the screen look over his shoulder oh my gosh silly be careful be careful okay what are you supposed to do for that oh it's been promised reincarnate is crush twinsanity let let's do an IGN review okay hey freakin Christ that the ski God is colorful that's good music Crash Bandicoot has a good smile I enjoyed all two voice clips dr. neocortex making me la Li la luminance got everything you remember crashed the doctor and even a mask Papo Papo is back shaking his belly harder than ever he's met his belly laugh I'll tell you what bring the whole family ripperoo even make entire son/daughter they can all play the game the controller does work the vast green meadows of loompa island are back and there she's carrier than what he didn't die well yeah what the [ __ ] he's supposed to run the Nitro those weird because it was off-screen the steel exclamation boxes are back and barn bigger than ever he's gotta keep saying than ever I enjoyed the use of fruit in the game I'm on a diet this game really makes you feel like an idiot Smee I'm not alone for once oh no the camp is the B bear what's him go what's happening he's having a lot of fun it's going on what's the point of the bear well the bear is gone now anyways he's just gonna be rendered oh you're right he is guy I have no idea anymore no no I poop on you that's troublesome that is troublesome I don't act like that it's true I've been there Julian I think you're doing great I would never hit you maybe you should grass maybe I'd prefer it a little better with some corporal punishment oh I would never hit you or call you [ __ ] crash bandicoot twinsanity is a lot of fun I player 1 will have a good time but player 2 I found does not enjoy because there's no multiplayer that's a guy that's a very good review there is a lot of throwbacks to crash for spin2win I always say double jump to get past the hump neocortex is a lot of fun he smiles at everyone whoa that's a fun little platformer I like that tips and tricks watch out for the Dipsy boat it's real wacky won't share you might get rabies that you're gonna see something else great B's what the [ __ ] just have it's a [ __ ] stealth thing there's it really yeah that's fun I forgot about this I love stealth and fun yeah I gotta wait till he's like not looking or something quick crouch behind the weeds before the tries times what is this one we call them tribes people by the way oh boy yeah I see who's gonna go see he think he saw me my [ __ ] breasts it hurts that's a good song oh I'm having a heart attack who drove the talking dog you seen that no he doesn't talk he does that's the whole point yeah what's that what that whole movie set up it's like oh it's a serious movie then he starts talking like three quarters of the way through so what the [ __ ] can it blows your mind I didn't know that they got the bonus cone what I catch you paying for sticker why do you have a pamper sticker because they're baby wipes because they usually the wall I got [ __ ] nasty cats at the wipe [ __ ] down are you putting diapers on your cats yeah I have to cut a little hole in the end while you're in the water yes I could a little holdin up your tail singing that [ __ ] falls out anyway thanks I really want to see big celebrities hanging out with cringe stars for like a day and have a reality TV show based on Tosh now dammit I did it again he's not a big celebrity I mean like what if he got like Tom Cruise and then like I need took him on a cruise and he took it that I have the spider he realized why he took him out on a cruise until the very end what are you talking about his name's Tom crew one of Brad Pitt threw himself in a pit when Tom Cruise went away on a cruise a Brad Pitt stuck in his armpit that's like that I don't like it when Brad Pitt made his hair go out long a lot hotter when it was cute well what a brand Pitt Brad spit all right [ __ ] what a friend fit went into a meeting to be like oh [ __ ] I get this movie your dealer they're like no you're Brad shirt the man I want to see Brad Pitt gonna kick down on the street cartoon style I see Brad Pitt merde Clint this is no easy letter dead forever oh my god now might miss them oh no it's okay it was delayed reaction okay so you know it's doing that delayed reaction yeah what could possibly cause I actually don't I assume it's just not ever heard there was lots of games that did that like what how is that possible I mean lots of games do it I remember back in the days on the ps2 you do something look I don't know in games like hitman or something you could be walking around you pick up something and then like sometimes I wouldn't register for like a second or two like is it loading oh it's not loading I'm guessing it's just processing the logic for some reason for a long time oh that was my my penis if there was a crash bandicoot cinematic universe yes chatted me about it who wouldn't who would play crash yeah you know oh I guess celebrity probably like Elijah Wood I'd say Norman ah that'd be sad oh I like Elijah Wood but that would be the worst or they would get a Rob Schneider he probably would be rarity would be who would be cortex for the movie Kevin James who would Adam Sandler play Coco Coco who can play tiny the tiger oh it would be the rock probably would be Channing Tatum again you're right it would be the rock so essentially you're a Bandicoot modeling people on the beach right now yeah yeah destroying their tribe ruining the lives of their family oh oh that's cool you can skip rocks oh Christ oh boy I thought that you can't you can't even love that's what I was talking about I remember some of these gems having yeah I'm just not gonna bother I'm getting back to it you could turn the camera on say that would help oh my god it's like the old days take a little side scroller oh what fun okay watch and learn glide over please [ __ ] okay I didn't know he could do that I was hanging over rod yesterday and we went to a dog park with his dog right and all these people were like oh look it's look at this cute little dog and then his dog Charlie is really small and has a Napoleon complex all these bigger dogs really freaking him out right where this big husky ran off to Broad's dog and rod picked up Charlie and chose way it was the funniest sound ever heard come out of a dog oh god oh I love this music let me play let me play the music so one year when your slide jumping you can't actually steer it at all I didn't know that oh you probably have to stomp him and follow Alaric what's he gonna guess side jumping really stinks on this are you sure are you sure look I found him oh look it's the old room this is the older he's dead are you yeah no it is no I can see is Anson so you don't you don't like this crash bandicoot model right Chris not really he looks kind of weird what's what's what would you say is no good about it he reminds me of the Joker look at this [ __ ] stupid face it's me everybody he hit I didn't mean to look Julian problem broken down very simple in the old games he was curious and and he wasn't the [ __ ] smiling [ __ ] so you think he's - looks - like unhinged yeah and they gave him like the [ __ ] butt gave him the realistic teeth so he looks creepy now he's got creepy realistic gums and lines between his teeth where am I going sound I'm pretty sure oh hey I didn't know that there was anyway I'm pretty sure that you're supposed to be following the caterpillar I like picking nits there we go is there fall damage I don't remember no no [ __ ] way he's fine I love 3d platformers I really do [ __ ] wish I go get the mask in there this is [ __ ] poop poop though try to avoid the racist guy Chris he's just a race he's not a racist he's not happy that I'm not one of them some ways man you sure look at that what where am I going smoosh the cat patellar cat computer yeah where is he when you gotta follow him and find out where he goes I'm just getting some boxes kill that guy first though okay [ __ ] you so I do you think they have an angry cat at the mess man can double jump up to it okay and then he's just jump across if I could see what is the caterpillar looks so [ __ ] evil if he was just a normal cute looking caterpillar probably that's why you're smashing it skeeves [ __ ] scare Wow well handled Chris well nevermind well it was until the game [ __ ] push me to the side enough to kill all these [ __ ] filthy foul gets again come on let me do it let me put what is it huh what is happening belly-flop stupid no do the [ __ ] Flores what why would he do it what is he doing what is he what is he doing see it seems like thank you in the animation might double jumping after he bounced off and see if you can do it back oh my gosh no worry Bob Dole oh my god okay this is no siree Bob Dole come here Bob follow me follow me to your death what's the fun yeah he leaves new leaves don't stab looking jerk points them say okay go get that mask before your solution why won't he [ __ ] it he do it he won't [ __ ] do it stupid like the movie buy it on DVD yeah some of the mass dog of the mask join why'd you think of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure cuz I was actually better than I predicted was your favorite part everything with Napoleon where'd he go the bully one was all right where'd he go oh right what is it what is okay my favorite in the game they decide oh you gotta go back and do it huh my favorite part about it was seeing somebody [ __ ] realistically handle how they would use time travel you get to be like hey I can instantly solve any problem because I can go back to any point in the past I always just got the impression that it was like a dumb comedy where is he oh my god Oh God [Music] are you look fun the song if you like it sounds good it's the only good thing go to hell where'd he go he was gonna go across the river song is terrifying why she's shrieking like a banshee there's tree killing to Bandicoot okay now I'm not playing that was a good yell though hate it so much you're on the last life like what happened this is the worst city animations weren't playing right I'd say you didn't know you were dead yet watch out for them what it's funny when you're slightly off Spears physical physical spirit what the fight I landed on try to beat the game while I'll do this for a hiss I looked at you and I just took a hit let's take a break let's never play this again [Music] welcome back to Crash Bandicoot legend of [ __ ] [ __ ] ice coulda sworn one Clarissa what are the controls inverted from what they used to be I remember that circle used to be the spin but I guess I didn't know no squares spend it's always been squared to spin okay Julian let's have a heated debate yeah or like it's a no don't be sarcastic don't make fun of yourself I'm not I wanted a debate about something truly infuriating truly truly truly afraid we watched gem I mean like we we watch it all the time but we why do you watch that it's on your Netflix account now Chris is it really yeah it's a plan against you so when you have somebody over they see a Care Bears gem wait why do you locked into my Netflix you had us log into your Netflix and you just kept it do like oh well just leave it okay oh my god they told us we could find crazy that means my mom and dad see you too how no cuz you pick which one you're doing it under oh oh you had mine we just did it under Chris oh yeah we just under you okay what were the gem episodes we watch we watch the second one way they try to [ __ ] blow up oh yeah they [ __ ] hide a bomb in their couch really obviously why wait like it immediately stick sticks out from under the cushions what else there was they went to SeaWorld and they were there with the orcas and then for no reason everyone just falls in at the same time you see world or is it world it's not VC world yeah it's fake sea world but a big sea man world they feed the orcas and fish and then they say my turn my turn and then just for no reason the one girl slips through the thing of metal and just falls into the pool and then they all just start falling in one by one for like a whole minute see what still a thing yes yes but they're not having they're not very popular anymore and people don't like them because blackfish yeah that's not what the call that's what the matarese call the blackfish she sings said look at the size of this blackfish oh no and the guy said but he's also white shirt and then they captured it and they made it Easter Eggers is also white sir that's it so others go capture the big fish okay star you [ __ ] bastard how do you feel about what they did with mr. Burns's character Chris made him black that he's just he's just a big pile of gay jokes now is he really yeah is he gay yeah they they made him come out as gay and did they actually they did and now that's his entire character is they did that with Lenny and Carl - who's making everybody gay that doesn't make any sense because he dated Marge's mom yeah it's it's still [ __ ] Idol are you just making that up Jill no that's here I mean I don't know if they're doing it now but they were doing it around the time I stopped watching I like it and it's like if there was any gay issue that would come up and Lisa would be like let me go see mr. Smithers she say mr. Smithers you [ __ ] your whole weight I thought you might knock it up I think you met mr. burns oh I'm sorry then he says it's a burden firebirds yes burns character everyone else Smithers oh I'm everyone knows Smithers is gay okay that's what I was talking about that was what you liked when he goes on this his computer no no no he says I think you're a very attractive didn't assume if they said oh [ __ ] ignore lateral both quotes were wrong that's what Julian your legs sorry I was talking about clearly made me very angry and now it's all for nothing now I'm like I got angry over the stupidest [ __ ] I Julian it is time no I hate that you get stabbed before they actually stab you yeah look it's Jim Carrey is the mask as the man there is what do you think of mr. scrub being gay sorry okay never mind you'll hate what do you think of mr. scrub being yummy price bite me Julia you're gonna get mad that was the old advertising remember little smiley had the devil face would say bite me and they had a head say something what that was it say something no as the dog has said it was a little old brahmana said there was a was there's the winky face it goes hello goodbye it was the winky face said today I'll have a good day perhaps I know there's the other Winky faces no I remember that though say something water was on every website it was on Newgrounds pearl that's what I remember it from more so than the actual commercials because everybody would link you that one that one animation I remember it was a brief period where Tom was like I know it'll be a good idea if we play little shorts on the front page I remember those because that was Stanford to the wine know a few of them were really funny yeah but it always was like shut up every time you went to the front page I didn't mind the idea of it honestly it was a good I mean it was good idea in theory but it gets annoying once you've seen them all I thought it was gonna keep getting updated was the thing that was anything but I remember that that was the one Stanford in when he goes in Chinese restaurant yeah that's really funny what's happening in dr. neocortex he [ __ ] drowned what's happening with Pepe Pepe Pepe Pepe I remember the one annoyed me because I had like an audio portal song over it it was the one with the dog and he throws the ball for the dog and no idea was loud and it would always start on that one I remember that one so this is a boulder level yeah you can't reason yeah that's fun also the the silence no music silence and the framerate is [ __ ] is there no music right now also that crate was broken already because it's a checkpoint why did they just break themselves you know a big boulder is a lot more intimidating than these little [ __ ] losers attacking the power of juju they do look like that kind we did that design attacking power dude you was oh that's a good place to put a hole where you can't see they start jumping in with you oh no you killed him haha they're having fun I'm having fun being killed by an evil man and I'm getting sick of this [ __ ] twins same getting sick of it woah holy moly why do you want me to do it why are we so no I didn't do it hey I got it down Chris yeah I mean real sour puss no trust me trust wolf little bird Flynn the way number IQ okay I have been Serpas I have a secret I kept inside of couse I have a big big secret I'm gonna reveal you have a big sea and it's Mario I was gonna tell you a serious secret but now I'm not gonna tell the secret no that's not what he's saying yeah I like beef stew long walks on beaches star belly smooches I like babies on the swab do you like heat of the hill I like when cortex fall down and then it turns to it oh wow you did do that a lot faster this time huh yeah they only have one clip of each thing that cortex does it's like the yelling of the mommy trailer winkles my guys love to see that you never saw the mommy trailer that had it had no sound effects or music no it's really good be careful okay they got bored over there this is easy for you now they got stuck over there it's not easy they still come out of you if that wall they gets that one got stuck at least is there pathfinding broke the camera zoom okay oh they threw Spears at you too Julian they turn into Spears yeah good job crash nothing okay now go in the hole that's my specialty I love going in the hole Oh baby you like that there were two mouths for a second Oh baby go in the hole I'm gonna go in the hole babe Chrissy come up with a fun hypothetical oh that's hard Chris you do it better than I do they don't like my hip and make a random sound okay now do a hypothetical what if that random sound happened what would you prefer or that a random sample is not random what would you prefer if your if your second other made that sound every time you put your penis inside them what if you signed in the second life and it made a random sound a random day what if it played a random day when you signed in to see wait a minute your cat is going crazy in the bathroom don't put it down yes how are we gonna do it just snap it so Mac look at this design hey the designs in this game Elmer the Elmer okay well scientists what do you expect it's like a Psychonauts joke it is yes because the sound effects are very weak that is with this feel it feels like [ __ ] Psychonauts I mean to be fair of Psychonauts wasn't whole complete either there you go oh look at this big flower he shows you where to walk that's the creepiest [ __ ] ever I don't know what's off-putting about that you know like it turns into a digital line like a vector of him in a default pose yeah it's no you know what it is it's like those when you get shot and you get left on the pavement and someone abuses Chow house [Laughter] it's a [ __ ] crime scene these guys are really funny the one of them the one of them is cute and the other ones mean good cop bad cop I know of the Colossus yes that's what crash says Crescent Crescent knows a lot about video games why did they sell crash I don't get it what they pretty rich at that point I don't know why they actually sold off crash was it just like well we've done everything we wanted to with crash report of him that guess it probably was it's probably what it was they probably just wanted to try something new they did they made jak and daxter and then they said what have we made jak and daxter but it's in Grand Theft Auto and he shoot the gun also what's with this frame right yeah the model is too big I was just talking you sure they should've just de render stuff in the distance it's not because the model is too big it's too yes because of the grass probably but you're not in that area over there they could have D rendered a bunch of stuff over there yeah I don't know well then again this kit you know you can't really complain this game wasn't finished it got rushed out I I mean you can still complain that why can't you complain about that game you can complain you can you can say it I'm saying that's I always like I said when we first started this it's I'm saying you can be she should be surprised you shouldn't be surprised yeah you like how the music is like a Native American thing going it's kind of strange to me how how the games so absent of sound effects because he figured they could have at least some in there it's not that hard to set up audio cues I I mean by the fact that like cortex only has one scream and one ouch I would assume that they just didn't get to record it any maybe it heard his voice sound effect I don't what Duckman Justin Alexander yelled one time and they kept using it really I've I remember he was saying that he tried out for it and that it was it was so much strain on his voice I didn't he didn't realize they were gonna have him yelling all the time so I wouldn't be surprised oh I forgot about the whole pirate ship level but I remember that being very tedious there he goes that's what he do that because he's [ __ ] kidding hey Chris you're not the one flew this musics racist so is the boss he's a bit kind of pisses me off remember kirby superstar had the the Blackman i mean that's what it was the background was here black and he just had big lips and eyes coming out of it and I had to change him into a rock creature when they ported it to the DS yeah did the same for mr. mr. Blackman from the Dragon Ball Z you think there's gonna be any golliwogs in top had no very time' period time good job Julian this time don't go near the dead thing why are your arms up while you're blinking he's been paralyzed with fear you saw his friend cortex turn into a dead guy and fly away please hit the chick now go back and kill yourself look at the how big the water is it sure is white okay excuse me that's a pin okay so that's a pit apparently yeah what's the problem you don't like that it's fun we why did that kill you anyways why did they decide on my I thought it was good tell us more about your friends in Ireland what what about them I just want to hear you do more impressions god dammit I stopped being friends with them but when I moved to LA did you spit in their eye yeah I hate them all no California I have become a [ __ ] whoa [ __ ] you I miss all my Irish friends they're all dead well your friends can't Chris there was a big Bernie blah me Paul Johnny Harry Henry Kevin Terry where's the guy loose Martin Shawn itchy is mail well this is not gonna work out stinky full house about to say stinky Pete Blanca's pointless and mr. Schmucks I like Schmucks Schmucks yeah if you were on an airplane back to Ireland like that and it started spinning out of control yeah the the engine malfunction it's gonna crash everyone's holding on for dear life they're all terrified yeah as soon as it hits the ground the plaintiff disappears and everyone the plane disappears and you just land on the ground and you're completely fine [ __ ] he's so upset I would just lie on the ground and [ __ ] stick my thumb I get glitched out it was supposed to blow up you're walking away as you're leaving the airport finally the explosion goes off what if I got home and I'm like this thing happened there feels like what what do you mean what nobody knew what those yeah okay even worse being dream very badly I hate all coffee and then the Dexter's Laboratory enter at your own peril but the world's never seen before if a big plane crashed and it just disappeared and okay so do people know that it went missing yes oh then I just be like that's an anomaly I feel like I was pushed out and from the ocean and the plane just flew away and I don't know what happened to it nobody would believe me otherwise I mean well they'd also be like how did you if it's like a crate like this so when it hits the ground it disappears and there's an explosion like a minute later yeah well then reality had to process the fact that the plane crash right so in my head I'd be like well okay the matrix is a thing I'm in it but no one's gonna believe me in this world and I could still feel a pain there were time constraints and hard talk to magnificent it is it sure looks like though he's here so you would they just fly backwards here to sell you a director VHS a movie I remember I was younger I was in my house it was very very young and my mom and dad's friend Burt over it's tiny girl who was like I was like no and she's like it's not that for small time she broke a bunch of my [ __ ] just because because you didn't like the movie yeah is that what she's avid like Chris what was their names there was two little sisters and they were [ __ ] insane can't remember their names Helga and smell they were super Irish names [ __ ] can't remember at all magnifica and the board i rito irish she is yeah oh I want to call my kids the worst names I mean they they can legally change the name of its Batman when they're 18 no that was what happened with the Tallulah does the hula from Hawaii neither kid Tallulah does the hula I remember knowing there was a bunch of kids called peaches and cream and Tiger Lily and she's like I'm gonna call my son balloon this that was that was the one joke that Julian laughs that during the PJs was when he said the thing about the latrine she said that's my sister's name who a tree that's a racist joke it's funny I hate that show it's so [ __ ] awful I can't say I hate it but it's very boring I remembered liking it a lot more I did that I liked it as a kid because it was stop-motion yeah it looks good I imagine it was very difficult to work on yeah because you're doing something like that oh [ __ ] this is where okay it's for TV meaning is if it gets picked up for a second season you're right back to work you have to sit down I'm right again get rush down on time Bartok's [ __ ] you up whoa Nelly hit the checkpoint Oh God just hit it so what is if you look at the checkpoint later near it it breaks I think you're sinning I think it's just like it has a very wide proximity thing it's very strange I like that fake light effect they have going oh it's with the water I see with the water it that what get big dinghy those lungs making me feel all cold yeah sorry are you okay Dinka story story to tell me the story of your mother's I showed him my big booger not true true LLL touch toes well your toes feel like that they're gonna Lambie and stinky yeah put to check boys right now from a different world Chris your world [ __ ] smells your world smell I want a Disney character to say that to another Disney can smell yeah that's what Jasmine says I can show you my smelly world Lucas Oh Jasmine says I'm out of here and then she slips and falls and smashes her face through a wall why don't more characters slip and smash their skulls hey I mean it it's funny it's probably the funny what if they made that just a part of a Latin live after that they have to do it watch out Julian I don't want you to die here Julian they really like their nitro don't they yeah Julian never saw the Corp of who is it this is it dopey that falls over there on the oh yeah they're on the upper level of like the little steamboat and they slip and fall through and just land on top of goofy oh I didn't see mmm they hid it behind the icicles very fun isn't it that was the idea god damn it I see peg we go got a sea pig we I see what's your name I see peg we cool why do they name them let that way well Magus man I don't know I mean it changed it for America exciting new girl well except for boomer Coyne gir they left they changed everyone else's name are you good at the original mega Moyne job don't get the boat though Mega Man 1 is very weird it doesn't control again the other ones here let's look LM more slippery and it Julien got to play Mega Man 9 for the first time a few days ago really 9 I don't 9 is a lot of fun it's very polished but they also like to be very annoying with their level design didn't do as well as we'd hoped and I get it it's why they rushed this game they really animated the [ __ ] out of his face and this one what's the joke ok he's murdering animals since I can't throw him off the cliff in the water oh no that looks good he didn't teleport back did he Julian what no have event he was killed him you know it's actually dead he's actually dead right now I'm bringing back how you supposed to get back thing did you murder cortex he did Julian yeah he teleported back you can jump off that geometry just get over there without him it's not geometry it's real this is real oh [ __ ] oh my god I can't double jump okay you murdered what this is good game over I have to throw him [ __ ] Christ there you go okay you're getting it nice Jesus [ __ ] or something Alec well time for something allergenic in here yeah the cats they're not allergy me [ __ ] watch out Julian what I eat oh there he goes it was that you doing his voice he's [ __ ] killing please I'd like a yogurt oh my god my god I hate this game for cricket I wish Crash Bandicoot was my brother and I wish that neocortex was my mother what about your papi I wish she divorced her and left cuz she's mean to me you guys want to do therapy right now yeah okay I'll be psychoanalyzed me Chris okay Julian I'm the site I'm the therapist welcome to my oh my this be Dexter as a therapist I can't be Dexter the Flintstones on the rocks desk Dexter was their therapist hey give Julian this is serious no talking about cartoons what we'll do in therapy you can can what is your earliest memory that's a tough one why is your latest I would say my earliest memory as I think of I knew just enough about like where's cortex is behind you I knew just enough about like cartoon language to know that like oh if you're straight if you have stripes on you that means like you're a convict like you belong in jail and so that's I saw the I saw the Beetlejuice cartoon and I was like oh this is interesting it's a whole cartoon about a guy who's in jail I guess yeah and that was that was probably the earliest thing I can think of I'm glad you survived that trauma okay okay second question okay what was the hardest you ever hit a kid that's a tough one I don't think I've ever actually thrown a punch because I'm a I'm a wimpy gay boy and I would always slap me but I still have to kid in the face as the kids do he was asking for you to be such an [ __ ] do you want to hear the lamest situation in the world yeah I used to get bullied by this kid on my school bus and he was this tiny little [ __ ] who could not fight he was such a little [ __ ] [ __ ] right I'm kind of I was a bigger [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz I was like way bigger than them but I wouldn't do anything right okay and we still we sit near these girls who were [ __ ] [ __ ] and they were like always making fun of us both and then [ __ ] one day he was like really annoying me and I was like if you annoy me again I'm gonna punch you in the face he was like and he annoyed me I slapped her in the face and he started crying really hard in front of the girls and just to them it must have been the lamest situation the world of two dorks were just having a fight one slap the other made each other cry that is very bear oh you know what I'm a [ __ ] I have a [ __ ] embarrassing story that I remembered just recently was I used to go to Disneyland really frequently because I had an annual pass when I was a teenager there and I haven't had one since then but I remember one of the [ __ ] you one of the really early times that I went I was there was this was a period where I was trying to be really really nice to all salespeople because I realized like yeah these these people's lives stink they have to work at this register and like a deal with angry tourists all day and so I was trying to make well I was trying to make I was trying to make really nice conversation with this cashier and it was like late at night it was right before closing yeah and I was asked you know like oh how was your day been how does how were things with like stuff and and at one point I didn't even go all the way at one point I said she was all like oh yeah I'm really tired and everything and and I I phrased it as like oh what time do they let you off work yeah and she thought I was creeping on her and it didn't realize cuz she started giving me weird after that yeah and so I guess she thought I meant like oh when do you get off that [ __ ] something like that so I was like probably 18 or something so like it wouldn't have been outside the realm of ability for somebody else to do that I was like 12 with my story Oh with your slap story yeah a fat chubby kid Julian when you were a little little fat man in school did you used to do the big baggy jumper trick tell me where you just wear big baggy oh yes absolutely think of fat absolutely though don't be distracted by my big baggy pants I used to do that too okay that was better I was hoping that I'd be able to get out of the way but no such luck what's happening what's he doing there we go let's see if I can get to the next god damn Oh go up the stairs go up the thing hey ding-dong I can smell your shits hello viewers of the internets this is our first episode of slapped er nah that's it's a new reality show so slap [Laughter] why he grabbing him why is he running aways I said because you're on a moving object wow maybe this game is the darksouls of autism is that neocortex yeah he's dead now Oh what what oh my god he teleported to the nitro behind you hey Julien huh we can oh yeah he does he doesn't walk once we go because now he's not doing it that's what I guess we're not traveling in that direction but if I do this will we do it yes there you go you know I I gotta say cortex has been a pretty good companion yeah I like something blew himself up what he's like the weighted companion cube I gotta thank fat I don't want that remember when the companion cube all that it's pubes it is it said the cake is a lie space space remember and then if you if you spin around in 20 circles and look at the companion cube it's eating the sandvich yeah do you remember the guy in the second game the spider-man 2 boss you know Richard seaman yeah we do we said we do I'll let your nose I think I'm gonna smack my dog on the nose gonna have a dog like cat and then two cats make up one dog break their little paws oh my have you ever grabbed your cat by the paw and stretched both paws that words really hard him someone told me a few years ago they're like if you're ever getting attacked by a dog grab its two front legs and and bend them sideways and his heart will explode that yes absolutely yes sir because the rib cage can't handle the stress if a bear is attacking you grab its front leg and throw it over its anus car I chopped the middle of its foot and it'll divide the whole bear in half very half that's not barren atomy at all if you're getting your face ripped off by a chimp just blow raspberries your fix will simply tape itself back on where you going Jules I'm going to the dead of the game the end of the game there you go you killed him again he doesn't get it guys yeah good job he sure is smart you're the ones you want to play it Chris what he being like that like what okay Nimrod pull the switch the ad is for say no I would say it not stupid I thought you gonna say the PewDiePie PewDiePie rented that word he invented slavery chicken dinners and kisses now what do you do oh oh good job Jules I keep in mind you're only allowed to die two more times they have to do it all over it Julia be careful oh my god even the Apple layout it's [ __ ] stupid okay he's free no he can't be why is he here because he was in the series he really does look like a Simpson in this game like a Simpson yeah um [ __ ] they have to show off his blow job lips he can't say [ __ ] you have to say suck job oh okay bad movie I've watched a bird I remember bandicam oh Jesus I didn't think I was gonna do that with bandicam your favorite know what's bad together that was the no I'm thinking of hyper King yeah I'm thinking of that too unregistered hyper ideally I think it was the same thing no there's camstudio hypercam that was every early youtube video was a hyper camera yep unregistered Henry came through yeah so when I remember this game is too scary turn it on the top like bubble wrap Chris you're gonna be okay this is just a game for Mike oh if you turn on the TV news on your news broadcaster said okay Lucas green I wanted the president to say no I miss the good old days of all these lives I did let's part into a little fart tornado cup fart tornado Cup yeah Patton is that an Irish thing yeah what's a tornado Cup when you fight into a cup full of green liquid and you make it swirl around why is your liquid that's not fart like a nice liquid for it what's that big bacon Chris what you need first to create the liquid for it give you that big bacon yeah can you just make it over that without the platforms well you did slide jump and double jump oh don't do it maybe but I'm not gonna risk yeah I wouldn't risk it oh I don't know if he can actually double jump off a slide jump you're gonna guess not the slight jump doesn't seem to really work too well anyways oh man I hate this remember there's a gem all the way down there remember in the old games you didn't put [ __ ] this is where cortex lives everywhere Chris that's a joke I know it's not funny ha ha ha how's Amy I'm a bad guy this is where I live it's probably for you is this the end of the video game yeah you're a liar oh no the kill them thank you that's his best character trait his cortex loves gold that's yellow that's why one the crystals he just he loves money jewels I would imagine cortex has plenty of money [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

Channel: OneyPlays

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Rating: 4.9162555 out of 5

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Id: KnUxkIfRQQ8

Length: 91min 37sec (5497 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 20 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Davethemann]

Arguably my favorite series.

I still wish they went further

[u/BERTRAMUS]

God that game sucks ass