Demon's Souls with Nakey Jakey (Complete Series)

with friends hey guys welcome to yet another exciting episode of only plays today we're joined by nakey jakey aka slizzy nizzy coming back at you up the gates jake on uh what do you call it twink.com uh twink twink stink it's an app it's weird it's where you you rate the smells of different things it took a second for me to get it that was good okay so this is demon souls one of my favorite games it got me into uh games again after i fell out of love with them many years ago did it really yeah there was a point when i stopped playing games like i don't think i like games anymore what's wrong with me yeah i've been there and then i played this and i was like oh wait i do like games there's just there's been no good games lately and that was dark souls for me yeah yeah yeah dark souls also added on to that and then on the first day i love this intro i set the controller down so i don't automatically or accidentally skip it this footage is sweet that's a bunch of irish people walking out of ireland look at this what the f god that's so cool it is really cool that gets my dick wisley is it the corneria from starfax oh yeah oh yeah a lot of people complain that the brass in this game sounds it sounds like an old midi keyboard i love it i think it's sweet yeah i like it i honestly [ __ ] love this yeah i'm so stoked my brother's gonna be so happy we're playing this because he's been telling me to play it for like years it's really flawed but it's like a good time that sounds like you hey hey hey you're like wait a second [Applause] oh no it's the dog man that's bones of gold yeah this music is sweet [Laughter] this burst cool you know what happens at this part i won't spoil it but something cool happens in exactly 15 seconds oh no [Music] it looks like uh final fantasy vii uh one of one of the one of their bosses aries you're right yeah it looks like it looks like urethra looks like areola grande how did i never think of that aretha urethra urethra franklin oh man oh my god dude that scared me what this game's 10 years old oh that makes me sick i don't i don't know if i don't know if i like that okay that actually said play the game can we have a moment of silence for the servers that are no longer up can we have a moment of silence for vetija over here look at his little brain can we please have x-ray vision on his brain pulsating hey can your editors go ahead and cg a raccoon on his shoulder oh real quick okay let's do the name first oh it's like uh t9 style i like that i named the the other character what should we name this guy uh mom can we call him white bronco mom okay no no no no you pick something can we call him recedis that also sounds like dragon ball z yeah rasita oh [ __ ] you're not you're not good at this i can tell i haven't done the ps3 typing in a while see that gray box on the right can we please put a little picture in there to keep us company for this part uh how would you spell it r e c this music is so nice yeah it is i love it e e another e yeah d okay u s recedus lipidus yeah recedus the penis oh cause his hairline is that the joke i didn't get that till now come on all right gender uh neutral uh make him uh oh no no he lisa looks just as stupid no i kind of like this default look actually yeah he's cute uh do we want to tweak with him ah nah [ __ ] it we don't want to tweak with twink sorry man he's perfect the way you see something i think god god made no mistakes on the first try i am receding oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah walk for me come on come on mercedes go retainers brave soul who fears spiders don't be scared of spiders be brave i think i'm too old to not be afraid of spiders at this point yeah sometimes i feel brave sometimes i still feel scared no i can't it's too scary back to slumber i'm scared but shy i'm shy of spiders they make me nervous if i ever have a child i'm gonna teach it to love spiders so that they will get rid of the spiders for me god this game is still gorgeous too hot diggity dang you know what's really weird actually [ __ ] girls anyway what what i know that but also the first time i played this i was like this looks like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] and then i played it i was like this plays like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh that slow roll i might have to do something about that oh this literally plays just like dark souls you know it's pretty simple i want to try to parry him first try baby matthew perry here we go i gotta kick him first you know the first time i played this um i just watched that really cool intro yeah and i was like i can't wait to be like that and then this started it was all like slow and like you know it's like really slow and i'm like this is [ __ ] but then when i got to the first boss and beat it i was like i feel like a [ __ ] god right now all right well let's give me the quick roll i still got his fat roll take off the pants man all right there we go here we go oh man this is just like it's been a while since i played a souls game this i already feel like right at home oh my poor little jakey tucks your shoes under the table feeds you with my big wooden spoon your irish is [ __ ] where are you from i don't know skander navier scandalous navy it's like like all the guys in the navy but they're scandalous they're all like naked well jake you're pretty good at this can you do uh backstabs in this yeah if you get right behind him and just yeah give him the old r1 i'm pretty sure certain things are worse just because it's the first of the series but and i'm sure there's still weapons that are crazy overpowered yeah it works pretty good though come here girl uh i actually like how these guys look too yeah they look like monsters in the descent i want to get another parry it felt real good you're a good boy dude the combat feels so good and this was like their first crack at it stupid yeah like this game is i want to play this to the end how come all these [ __ ] geniuses are called miyazaki huh i know what's this what's the stitch with that oh yeah um in this there's there's no estes flask so you need to eat grass i'm like a dog trying to throw up just eating breath i got my earlobe uh removed you got your earlobe removed yeah are you meaning right now or did that happen no it happened like wait your lobe like the part that gets pierced yeah why what happened i just thought it looked stupid wait really i'm looking over at you that's nice that's not a thing i'm really gullible you're going to learn that oh poor little fella oh eat the grass your belly makes you throw up uh i want to try to actually do this special parry move because i just keep hitting them with the r2 once i get the parry once i get the matthew parry i love these guys breath sound listen to that oh yeah oh yeah you get a super cool like the camera gets all up in it i thought they all do that no i in dark souls the camera doesn't do that it it stays in like one place i'm pretty sure or it's not as exaggerated i like that a lot though which in was it dark souls two or three they took away the ragdoll uh i think it might be two because i'm pretty sure it's in three that you can fling stuff around because you you can do it in bloodborne i kind of wish they'd just leave it alone yeah that's like a thing that objectively makes it look stupid but it's hilarious and yeah you don't want it to be there no one's gonna get mad about it oh nice try wow you're pretty good with that schlinger oh what's your name kid hey the name's matthew perry you sure do like that guy i do wait that's chandler yeah that's chandler chandler's three channel is this thing i came from um shut up shut the [ __ ] up oh no no we're good do you remember when janice slipped on the bar of soap and chandler accidentally fingered her no such a weird episode chandelier oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't mean to accidentally finger you what the heck that was a boston accent get inside there hey check this out check this out what do you got what do you got what do you got nothing oh i missed it you know for a guy with no armor you sure are surviving a lot of these hits i know it's like even when i get hit it doesn't hurt me that much oh my god i'm all about that fast roll though oh my darling oh my darling oh my mommy caroline she is nice and has a favor [Laughter] get her some soup cause she's [Music] not bad not bad ladies and gentlemen boys and girls only plays all right give it to me give it to me mommy give it to me what do you got nothing way too soon okay ah ah yeah i'm hurting you i'm hurting you what there's a guy there oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no use your grass man eat it eat it oh god get out of there get behind him dude eating grass takes forever you know if you had to beat him you would have seen a secret little cutscene if you beat him first try yeah because now i would i probably go back to the nexus or whatever guess what i did that first time you beat him first right now you think you're some sort of pro game i really didn't that's what an [ __ ] in the comments would say yeah you should have rolled you should have not eaten grass i hope that someday there's a demon souls kind of game where you have to troll your enemies to beat them and then people in the comments say you should have trolled oh that was not a good joke what do you mean you're new here you'll get used to it oh someone texted me don't care i saw that that was a dick picture oh come on though hey man that's my father's dick watch your tone the world it needs a band-aid and you are the toaster in the world is the bathtub what the [ __ ] is she doing i don't know she's making a baby did you make me oh yeah do me oh yeah right there oh yep yep yep yep wow i like it his helmet has like an underbite his heim the helmet like comes out like that i would actually i would love a replica of that helmet yeah if you can send me that you guy in the comments send it to 1-800-555-ony.com okay and that's the p.o box there is a number and there's an address in there you've died and you suck at this game you've been captured by the nexus you cannot escape the nexus isn't nexus the company that like makes maple story or is that a different thing yeah they captured you yeah nexil binding what's that do look it's that guy he's the guy that's in everything loses loser user loses souls in his return oh okay so it's like a warp thing yeah what up shout a you know that guy you slipped through the fisher too did you wow you're pretty good so this is like a crash bandicoot warp room you got to go up to the stone and go inside okay so i go over here and i i run away you suck just get inside that kid oh who's this guy uh that's sacky mackey i'm stuck you were so close okay so first of all you gotta cut off his fingers oh yeah you can backstab the [ __ ] out of things in here oh yeah yeah dude look look look look look on the ground look on the ground right right right yeah there you go forward forward forward see that that's your channel oh you're right look at all those look at that ponies under the hood he's got a lot of pistons in there i'm just kidding by the way that was [ __ ] me yeah i know okay i haven't uploaded in like a month i got it sometimes sometimes i i am so mean to people that they just they just think i'm so cool probably should have mentioned uh jake's playing because he's never played before and i wanted to try it out yeah so if you get mad in the comments chris is playing but if you get happy in the comments i'm playing yeah wait yeah yeah yeah and my sword and my sword and his sword they just start pointing at different people he's gonna come too i would trust that fellowship if they're all that friendly and honest yeah whoa man you better heal man i love playing with fire god the goblets of fire harry potter and the big floater watch me totally [ __ ] this guy yeah oh drop attack he vibrated like crazy he did he's getting fricked don't go down there that'll kill you that's such a good sound i know i didn't sound like it at all all right eat your fun fun what's your favorite sound effect mine's like from anything yeah or that you can make that from anything what is that from right now my favorite sound effect that's a good question actually actually i really like uh the limit break sound effect and five c7 i love the ui sounds and resident evil 2. oh yeah the menu sounds yeah it's so [ __ ] like when you're like [ __ ] yeah you're so good resident evil 2 man there's something quite magical about that experience yeah it is oh jesus [ __ ] spring chicken yeah i kind of want to just try two hand and stuff but doing parries is so damn fun i you know what um smashing up stuff in these games is always nice yeah it is i love that the the bodies are ragdoll and basically everything you see you can [ __ ] with like you don't need to obviously but oh all right you fricks i remember these guys a lot the first time i played because i sucked oh way too early no i will not be slain man i don't know if uh what's his name means aki realizes how much he's changed everything i know everything's trying to be this now literally every game reviewer will be like it has dark souls type combat when it's just like a sword and a shield yeah but i mean it really did change stuff it has that solid feeling that like like not just like uh not just the combat and the game just like everything's trying to be like gritty medieval [ __ ] now yeah and you can't blame them i'm scared yeah there's a like a prison level on demon souls right doesn't that suck that one's really scary i remember watching isaac play that there's no weird how like this is like exactly what dark souls 2 was trying to do with the like light mechanic yeah except that this is actually committing to it yeah that dark souls 2 it ended up looking like [ __ ] they didn't do it they just like it's still bright those scary-ass breath sounds are so cool oh no oh no i committed i committed too hard you got stabbed running the pancreas i don't think you'll survive for long stan wouldn't post not bad there we go not bad kid all right all right all right all right all right all right all right i love that song sing the rest of it now ladies yeah yeah what is cool ice cold what ice cone ice cube what what oh no why am i eating grass right here ass grass or cash buddy you gotta pay to play oh that guy on the right scared me look at him go he's just going hamburglars oh that should have been a parry or my name isn't matthew oh is he on the stairs because that's a problem in all the games whatever they're on a slope surface [ __ ] doesn't work dude my middle name is actually matthew so i could be matthew perry jacob matthew perry jacob matthew dresden oh oh i don't like this let's run what up fruit loop fruit loop watch this check this [ __ ] out two-handed oh combo breaker oh no oh my god heal heal get out i got it don't worry that's so stressful don't worry mom mommy's here he's throwing [ __ ] oh no i guess you could say things are heating up do we know each other well enough for me to fart right now yeah go for it [Music] that's a good one my farts are really bassy lately like that yeah it's like walking into a wall in pokemon my lady friend was saying that they sound like a fog horn not that i would ever fart around a lady uh my dog has really weird farts can i just kick this guy off okay my biggest dog farts like dog parts are seriously disgusting yeah that's why there's a website called dogfart.com is there really yeah i think it's a porn site that i don't know if i like that can i kick this guy off oh yeah get yeah there you go oh this is a trap run up and then back down real quick oh no you're dope oh saved you top this off saved you could have reacted to it no i would have fell down there for sure you would have died do you like how i rolled from here over to that that sounds yeah you're actually not bad at all no i definitely i was bad but i played dark souls so much and bloodborne that like i forced myself to be good i thought you were kind of a [ __ ] up like cereal effect okay but now my dad my dad was one of those maybe watch your tone don't go that way don't do it but i want don't do it trust me go the other way this will help you out uh okay there's a blue guy this is really important you need to get this guy okay and stay away from those arrows behind i want to try to parry him but i'm also scared don't run too far back oh oh my god first try i think he's is he still alive oh no okay grab that this will make your life a lot easier go into that blue door okay this one yeah uh okay so go right um okay so down here see uh okay so now see this wall here just run right up to the wall no no no no the one on the left you big goof that's my right that that one just run right up to it uh left uh right there oh right there uh left there there you go it's really weird why the [ __ ] does he climb okay now is it the one time where he can climb don't kill that guy uh pick up that okay there you go you got a thief string so now enemies won't notice you as much uh how do i throw this [ __ ] on oh there you go so that's really handy now talk to this guy what up shouty how the [ __ ] would a normal player know that you could climb up like that that's the kind of [ __ ] that pisses me off not only that but it's also one spot yeah so it's just stupid that's so dumb jump well now that you are here oh yeah you need to help him fend off those drag legs no i hate drag lines it's your lucky day you're gonna have to kill these guys can i do i have a fire bomb i could throw it on that maybe there you go oh yeah yeah don't fall off the edge when you throw it though oh yeah that's a good point because i think there's exploding barrels down there oh not bad hey my little friend my little man oh yeah you're pretty badass dude these guys are getting done yeah yeah i'm pretty i'm proud of you these they're getting cooked over easy jump attack oh you can't do drop attacks oh you can't no oh wow that was a dark souls thing yeah jeez oh where do you come from i'm gonna matthew perry the [ __ ] out of them oh no i'm actually i don't want to [ __ ] this up yeah be careful oh nice so now he's going to come down oh no i thought i had if you stick with him uh he's gonna kill everything that you come across dude i wish this was still online so i could have that experience yeah be cool so now he's like gonna be my little guardian dangel to be fair they kept the servers up for 10 years yeah that's that's that's a good it's a good long talk ten years old yeah i know i'm seriously nuts it still looks really good thanks for your brave rescue i am ostrava of bolitaria accept this as a token of my gratitude whoa grass telescope now i can look at my [ __ ] so now follow him don't look at your [ __ ] dude all right all right all right i know what goes on down there i don't need to look don't hit him no i must go there is something for me oh yeah yeah 32 damage you're not a big tough guy i do more than that are these gonna explode if i hit them they look no it's just a fire gets near him quickly jake is naked all right all right help your little man all right come here buddy there you go all right now trust me if you stick with him this will all be very easy look at him actually runs at a pretty good frame rate for being like ps3 like i was dropping a little bit but i think it's 30 right yeah yeah it's like seems like a pretty solid 30 though because dark souls on console gets a little wacky sometimes oh [ __ ] he's gonna go for that guy oh shmitmar is that better than this uh i think so all right i'll equip it after this guy he hit you he hit you good bring it on come on pluto he's got the same armor as you oh i'm scared of trying to parry him okay you go in there for a bit let me eat some snacks he has a urine like aura around him wow he's getting kind of [ __ ] up actually oh my god be careful oh i got him that was that was real that was close i was playing with fire half is half moon grass better than crescent yeah okay i should be snacking on this you gotta think of them like jaffa cakes what the [ __ ] are jaffa cakes i mean like a full jaffa cake is better than half of jaffa cake what is a jaffa cake is that a weird irish thing i don't know is it last time i checked we weren't in ireland it's like an orange chocolate cookie oh snacks i hate that americans call biscuits cookies it pisses me out wait what do we call like it so like a chocolate chip cookie you call that a biscuit no that's a cookie oh okay a cookie's a cookie babe right so what are you talking about americans call little scones biscuits oh i'm kidding i don't get mad about it but i do kind of get furious about it i've never killed someone over it but i might oh i was hoping i still had some more fire crackers i could throw at these oh that would have been so good there's so much like explosive [ __ ] i know it's exactly what darn it all right he's gonna get [ __ ] killed no we're just gonna have to raw dog all these guys i'll be careful i worry for your shoes no we got it we got it oh whoa okay one at a time come on i'll be here all night use your swingling man yo man have you ever seen scooby doo on zombie island i don't think i have was that the straight to dvd movie yeah all right i'm tracking i think one of the funniest uh funniest moments i've ever seen is in that movie and it's not for the right reasons of like of any animated thing of anything period there's a part where scooby-doo he like gets [ __ ] made fun of by a bunch of cats that are drawn all realistically and then they all go they laugh like they keep laughing at them i think it's where i got most of my humor from i was gonna say why do they laugh like little ghouls i don't know [Music] how do you even do that oh it's like gollum like yeah i can't do gollum oh i can only do frodo hey give me the ring yeah i'm the one who do you sound you sound like paul rudd when you say hey i need the ring come on guy oh my god you're like paul roy i am paul rudd okay um roar can we like make a clip of you saying something horrible so paul rudd goes to jail no can i climb this wall because i can randomly climb walls hey you can't get me wait say that again can you what can you climb other walls [ __ ] kids oh paul come on man come on oh man oh yeah let me equip that shimmy tar that schwinn bicycle you ever feel like you're getting ripped off when you buy a game and you can't play a piano in the game when they show a piano no and you wait are you talking about just in general yeah just any old game yeah a little bit there's that puzzle in resident evil where you get to play the piano in f and final fantasy vii you have to go to tifa's room and open her piano and literally play the main theme of the game to unlock her final limit i do remember that actually that is a [ __ ] really cryptic thing yeah it's cool though i like this scimitar dude i could tell i'm already gonna kick ass two-hand style schmidt mark because it's a fun word man it's quick and it does some dps you know what i'm talking about i got this under control you're doing good actually i'm trying i expected you to die a lot sooner oh my god be careful little jake got it in the bag nice crescent moon ass damn baby all right which one of you killed my daughter who killed my dog all right who killed my my dog daughter who killed my dog-looking daughter who killed my daughter that looks like also my pitbull dog which one of you did it oh i saw you from the shadows little gremlin [Music] [Laughter] i don't look like that oh oh you're asking for trouble every voice that needs a raise ah he does a little spin attack when you combo it did you see that that was good yeah you do a little r2 into r2 r2 d2 yeah man like a little arabian knight over here like a little aladdin what do you think of the new aladdin movie that's probably not going to be good but who cares you know do you like the new jafar guy they got who's like get me the lamp aladdin he literally says your new life begins now oh no i really trapped myself back here oh yeah be careful it's not insane we could not have possibly got a more unintimidating guy to play jafar i'm do you see how i'm leading this guy down here to fight him because i got scared they should have got yeah they should have gotten that guy from jurassic park who uh uses the shaving cream to play jafar the fat guy yeah oh the the you're uh he hacks the computer and goes uh uh uh uh oh oh my god oh oh i'm creaming oh yeah jake you're so [ __ ] cool i'm trying i'm trying to impress you honestly honestly you're doing a bang-up job i'm i'm fighting more people than i probably need to should i go up there like i was or should i go this way ah go to the upstairs okay yo man make some action music for this part mom and dad i'm coming are you asking me or your editors you oh oh watch me sneak up on this little freak leak money that was the sneak music wait what is late moon grass that's better than the other one oh how do you think they decided on moon grass to heal you i don't know but i mean it sounds cool it does are there like little bonfire checkpoints or do you just gotta raw dog these areas you need to you need to make shortcuts honestly oh yeah so it's like oh [ __ ] uh no no no no no no get out away from there don't hit anything okay this part is [ __ ] broken so uh walk towards the camera and now uh see that smack it and it will hurt you it's [ __ ] that's the right side of it don't get in front of it don't get in front of it oh it didn't hurt you cool every time i smack that it always hurt me oh this is just to kill all the enemies yeah and there's little crows can i [ __ ] these crows you sure can't oh no you can't oh what if i threw firebombs at these crows don't do that i like hurting animals i don't like hurting animals what's a soldier's lotus um can i deflower a soldier oh watch out man there's a wall um i don't know about this one oh wait this is an ambush be careful i was my middle name is ambush try and lure one at a time there you go oh that's more than one they all come well they got spears now i'm still going to pick this guy's first try those guys are not first drawing these guys are bastards because they got shields and firebombs oh i wish he hit his friend come on oh god be careful yeah these guys are a little scary i'm gonna run away and eat some grass i'm too spooky i am too spooky hey what's up it's your boy spooky bandit back here with another let's are you play about spooky bandits it's pretty good that's my let's play channel is it really no it should be that's a good name oh we're really duking it out watch me two-hand this guy oh god please oh don't no i forgot the block button for a second that actually got scary you've come too far do not die i've come too long those balls look like real balls they look like high textured balls all right are there more polyurethanes over here that's what the enemies are called more than more pvc pipes over here do i want to go this way uh yeah you do oh wait look in the sky oh god run away run away run away oh it's like dark holes yeah nope is it gonna fire them up yeah i think so oh don't like that you can hear him flying around oh god oh god is he gonna fire in here i don't know i forget okay i think he just freaked them all how do i get my health back at peak health you need to beat a boss i think there's an item but i forget what it is do i want to go this way you do but just don't get killed by the dragon is the dragon gonna swoop in and [ __ ] yeah he is oh my god am i just supposed to like bait the dragon i think so dragon bait z oh my god what is he doing this is so [ __ ] weird is he not gonna come on dragon do something yeah what the [ __ ] it's actually a lot more unpredictable than dark souls well this part anyway like that spin attack that was pretty cool that was pretty sick yeah i'm scared because i know draghi's gonna [ __ ] me but it's like i don't want to get [ __ ] would you appreciate if he put in a minigame where you could take out your weapon and balance it on your finger like a tony hawk yeah that would actually be sweet what made you think of that i don't know i like that though what's he gonna do man he's doing it get out of there oh my god oh all right finally oh my god oh god oh no no no no no no no get out of there don't go in there disguise can i heal right here in my god yeah no you're not safe just people just do i want to go down here i don't know okay hey not bad okay they didn't chase you what no [ __ ] weird okay i'm not very cute you're kind of cute is this open no go to uh be careful now there's a there's there's slippery sides pull that lever all right lever come here should i stay with her or should i leave her shut up how do i go oh man you did good you did good i it took me a little second on that bridge but we figured it out good job so that's the gate to the first boss yeah this game is sweet look oopy doopy that's really cool that is really cool okay so now you can go down here it's like whenever you're ready to get [ __ ] he's waiting for you whatever you want be very careful uh there's like things you can fall off oh god oh all right you little freakers hey don't call them little freakers okay [Applause] hey this secret item what do we got back here um dean what does that do that uh lights up your weapon it's kind of like the electricity thing what do you call that oh it flies to right hand uh it's the oh it's fire what the [ __ ] is it resin how is it gold pine racing yeah raisin just puts raisins on there delicious all righty then oh oh no no no guys you got to be very careful where's my resin i'm going to put my resin where's my resin oh you haven't equipped it freaky dicky oh he's throwing oh no oh no yeah just [ __ ] him up yes yeah queen he off queen yes clean i tell you i want to see that bohemian rhapsody movie yeah and the guy in front of me kept saying yes queen oh gross and i told him to shut up did he he did nice that was a good story it had a happy ending how was that movie it was whatever i thought it was kind of it didn't feel like a movie it just felt like a bunch of [ __ ] uh the actor was good uh yeah remy malek yeah you ever watch mr robot no he's pretty good in that he's got his little bg eyes be careful no no no is this a fire serpent fire oh god be careful fire kills man oh yeah well i kill yeah i thought that movie was whatever but i mean hey it got an oscar didn't it did i get a couple oscars actually you got oscar for best aids guy i got oh my god i gotta oscar for best editing which i think is hilarious because the clips i saw on twitter of it it's like the editing was insane best editing what the hell is this this is not you can't this is a fire serpent that's a thing that is like a goop and then it like do i have to get past this you gotta get behind it and stab it from behind can i can i run around holy [ __ ] you can sure as hell try there you go yeah there we go don't fall off the edge whatever you do this is a very dark game what is this dark souls you know what i was starting to doubt you you brought it all back with that i brought it i really brought it home you could skip him no thanks i don't want any chilis today oh i don't like chilies you know why hi welcome to chili's why because it's not even a little bit chilly it's hot oh man they always got the heat cranked in there oh yeah you pick up that thing that thing will really help okay oh no it won't never mind that's like i i mean it will but you're not wrong oh it's in there that one so uh can i just do something for you really yeah do it the controller's sweaty just a heads up no it's okay it's very moist see this is how you last hey guys welcome back to my 35th part of demon souls dammit i've done let's plays before have you australia no i haven't i love this little [ __ ] ew i know this guy and he talks like that what what the [ __ ] you sound like waluigi you know he does i don't want to drop his name because it might get him killed his name is doug stanhope the comedian who's that i don't know it's just the name i thought of i think it is a comedian oh man i just joe rogan there it is did you know that joe rogan's only three foot tall i didn't know that i didn't know did you know that joe brogi only eats pastrami sandwiches i mean he looks like he would did you know gaming have you ever been on did you know gaming they ever get you he's asked before he's really nice but uh i don't think i've got a good enough serious voice for it i mean you could if you wanted to if you just quit freaking around for a sec i can't stop i can't funny man can't turn it off no i like i i don't think i've got a good like narration voice yeah you don't get you don't got it deep tell me to say something and i'll try uh say coming soon to own on video and dvd coming soon on video and dv see it doesn't work coming soon to own a video and i can't do it coming through the workout video see now you had it for a second coming soon on video and dvd you can't do it doesn't sound right i sound like yeah that voice sounds like you should be reading a bible verse out loud to the rest of the class hey guys oh [ __ ] me oh yeah i saw that one a mile away that could have been [ __ ] that could have ended all of your hard work oh i got i got a good amount of souls on me you sure do you're doing pretty good honestly we should go back to the nexus to see if you can level up first yeah or something you're just trying to go get that secret item right yeah it's very important oh can you chop that [ __ ] meow yeah baby what did that do it unlocked deep [ __ ] mode ah this is the first of the deep [ __ ] it's a whole different mode to play the game man you have to walk inside people's anuses normal hard deep [ __ ] mode three at once huh yeah let's see what you got gamer boy you [ __ ] ass just die already oh my god i hate that this is how you felt watching me play i get why you were nervous this is stressful it is scary go to oh there you go there you go that was nice that was the move right there they had survived they taught you that one in gamer college i can see it a guy who didn't get accepted i didn't i got i got declined i almost said neglected i got neglected from gamer calling oh my god i'm scared of these barrels who's the most famous person you've ever met uh jack black really yeah yeah we went to uh his little a premiere for his new tenacious do you think you and uh me veronica my friend jack and jack you're friends with jack black no he did it like a he animated a whole movie by himself but it was just like ms paint stills oh i know what you're talking about yeah that's been the new one that they did right you you went to just like see it he had a little premiere and he's got tickets for it he showed up with kyle that's cool there you go the cling ring this is important so look you put this little bad boy on and you can hold someone's hand really closely see now look at your health hey so i do i think it's cool that they put two of the most important rings at the beginning because then if you know what you're doing it's like it's like a good artificial way of like lowering difficulty if you're having a shitty time but you can choose not to if you think you're good enough yeah uh you missed this yeah little bastard what was that uh soldier's soul and grass is there a ring back here no we're just let's go back to the nexus and you can level up [ __ ] and then you can try to fight that boss here you go okay okay okay okay that's execution the morale oh it's my mom i didn't know my mom was in this underneath her bag is a million slugs you say slugs yeah where's the lady she's always around somewhere oh he's back in the nexus that guy this guy oh i think the lady's sitting next to him is she i want to see what homeboy ass is oh balance beam okay balance babe i didn't know we were doing gymnastics is she sitting this is the hardest part of the game so far oh no that's just a bag next what up shouty what'd it do solitary okay okay it gives you a second chance all i did was run into you i didn't even do an attack that was weird uh you know if i wanted to fight you you know find the lady you big piece of [ __ ] um okay find her usually if i was a lady where would i be where oh where where would i be i'd be back here having some alone time oh that's not her no oh my douche that's not what she said you see that thing up there oh yeah that is your location destination all right so my health is still capped a bit but it's not as bad yeah watch out man there's guys here [Music] not today frickers all right which one of you is the phalanx oh is it a oopy duke it's just a bunch of goopos oh i hate this already i [ __ ] hate this it's actually yeah not a very good first boss but it's really easy so it's not a big deal you just gotta kill him as fast as you can you gotta kill all of them yeah just try to get behind them now the frame rate's taking a real big shift yeah holy [ __ ] do i have to kill all the little ones yeah oh my god i hate this oh this is terrible don't worry this is just like to get you used to like it was just for new people they go oh wow this is cool you can hit his core it's the blue part he's he's he's pissing me off to my core yeah oh yeah give me that core babe oh i'm hurting him yeah oh they're gonna [ __ ] me oh god i want it i want the core oh god get out of there oh my god dude i'm back and i'm pissed i'm back and i'm twice as strong now where's my souls uh new strategy it's time try not to die are my souls in here uh yeah yeah yay you're not so [ __ ] about this this really covers a lot of the screen that's something way better in dark souls get behind a pillar and turn up the brightness oh this is way better you see everything yeah that was real dark okay come here you goopy game oh man this time you're more or less out of grass yeah oh yeah cause you don't have estes that's so dumb that's this is like the best system yeah this came first stupid it's true that's true and you know and it's really weird that bloodborne went back for a similar system with like blood vials that was like one of my only complaints with bloodborne i was like why it is so weird yeah why bother it's like so many steps forward several steps back okay i don't probably want to get in the core this time she can't hit him face on just like that well i was hitting him from the side i got him okay fine yeah there you go oh my no no no no no no no no no he instantly [ __ ] freaks out that's scary oh now i'm kicking ass okay i'm gonna get out of here before i [ __ ] myself yeah all right i can do it little weird [ __ ] boss yeah what a weird first boss yeah super weird doesn't like get you to practice blocking or parrying or anything he's making babies all right come over here and then i'm gonna run around this post and do post malone [ __ ] oh perfect hey oh they're aiming they're aiming oh good yep nice okay i don't want to trap myself in here oh god get the [ __ ] out oh that r2 [ __ ] him up oh don't get [ __ ] here though no yeah i'm not gonna play with fire but you [ __ ] are yeah yeah thank the lord god that sucks it was that like an hour fighting that thing see now the lady's gonna show up and be like i was here the whole time welcome back damn tay the monumental awaits the above i am [ __ ] betty okay you know i am buki betty my friends call me bookie bookie i am one of the monumentals we preserve the fabric of reality thanks what would you do if you went to volunteer at a children's hospital and they said we blah blah blah the fabric of reality the kids said it or the doctor said it was united i would scream satsuki yeah that's just pure racism i'm gonna skip this yeah can you please edit in uh non-racist [ __ ] could you could you guys go ahead and edit in a man with a blade oh he's already there headed in blade eddie could you go ahead and just edit and blade two the whole movie into this part oh yeah this this is the coolest world in my opinion so we got to hear don't go there that's where you came in yeah look to the sky what do you see look left and right that's grass look over there no right right left down up sky stay stay just stay put you will see some [ __ ] up weird [ __ ] in the sky yes really did you keep watching you will not believe your eye god this game is still so pretty you know i think this world has the coolest atmosphere of any of the games in it it still is only running in like 720p and it looks so good am i supposed to keep staring uh yeah no never mind all right this guy's about to get oh he's a roly-poly just like in the other games i got it yeah oh no these guys are weird they've got like femurs made out of rib cages and [ __ ] oh he's kind of rough yeah i like his move set though it's sweet yeah this is like a really weird world i might get my ass kicked i really don't want to die you know these guys are aggressive eat the grass eat the grass eat the grass nice eat the grass i really don't want to die so these guys are called spinny bones and you got to watch out i want to pair him but i'm scared don't bury him don't do it no no no roll away roll away roll away roll away no no i love that this is like the first of the games really and uh this is one of the most intimidating enemies oh i'm way too early yeah never get hit by that oh you [ __ ] shock no i'm kidding you're doing good all right uh i keep trying to maybe go for the period then i get scared spin attack spin attack if you throw a penny into his rib cage he dies from blood poisoning duty this guy's getting oh i was about to talk trash don't get hit by that eat the grass eat the grass watch season two of degrassi what's that you don't know what degrassi is no it was like a teen drama that was canadian yeah that drake like rapper drake that was like his first start he was on he was in a wheelchair really yeah he's handicapped on degrassi this is a thing look at this world dude all right this is another roly-poly yeah you gotta be all right real careful i ain't afraid of you come here [ __ ] you don't want to aggro two at once don't go that way go back towards where you came from i'm gonna kill him no you're not this is it this is the end oh oh you're so oh no [Music] look at this guy this time you gotta try a little harder my friend all right should i even fight him and just run past them no you can't run past these guys i think i can okay you can try you sure as well you're supposed to go to the right no no no no there's your bloomberg oh i want him i want my blood stain i told you it's not easy why am i in this world this one seems hard actually yeah why are you here can i do something really quick yeah i want to help you out here this is a little a cool technic you ready yeah this is called the cool technic tech deck i love tactics oh my god that's a bad one make sure to pick up my blood stained i don't even think i had very many saws oh no i had almost a thousand is that a lot oh my god okay wait no wow cool technique uh in order quotes i'm doing quotes with my fingies yeah they let you do whatever worlds in whatever order you want but what should you do second like what's the easiest oh well you're still on the first world you haven't really actually beaten everything you could there yet oh there's like more bosses and [ __ ] yeah no way more oh we should just go back there yeah we will but i want to get you this thing and these guys are sweet though you know i really like this enemy they're cool i just can't believe right out the gates with demon souls the animations on like the attack patterns and [ __ ] they're already so good yeah no it is very amazing how much they got right stupid it like makes me mad come here you i want to fight i'm throwing hands it is pretty freaking sweet like peter griffin used to say you know yeah yeah back in my college days old pd i dare you to try to parry that oh you got me yeah suck some grass hey dude this weapon is so [ __ ] short range is from i know i kind of want to go back to the long sword oh god oh [ __ ] god the [ __ ] sound effects of that shield break like the plane yeah it's so long they're all good sound design i think sometimes is the thing that impresses me the most of games you know working on oh [ __ ] working on my game before i put in all the sound effects it felt horrible yeah and it's just like coming up with the right sounds and like you know synthing them from scratch like yeah like that when you kill something that's so just um so this guy uh he shoots like blue you know why doesn't he shoot purple i want the grapple flavor wait did i no they're good really cool vibe to him that was stupid yeah what are you aiming at i'm over here buster now i gotta go oh oh oh come on buddy get off of there go on goodbye oh oh oh oh man my heart skipped a couple beats that would have been so [ __ ] bad yeah come here that was i don't like that god these guys are [ __ ] mean i love it even right off the bat of the series the most annoying rolly ass enemy is in the first game yeah i know that must have been the first thing they thought of like you know what would really [ __ ] with these kids roly-poly oles i also think it's cool that it's not just generic skeleton they have got a cool design yeah it's cooler than dark souls dare i say the skeletons in that are just skellies come on you god this does just make me so jacked for sakira though when is it out i can't it's not like a week comes out on the 22nd and it's on pc too i'm [ __ ] glad for that yeah i'm gonna play it on my laptop like a gamer i'm going to play it on my nintendo xp come here you you're the last you're the last i care last of us the game the guy the man the myth the legend uh you know that game is actually underrated so the last of us uh no one bought it no one played it it's awful people hate it i think joel is probably the horniest teen character of that year the horniest teen characters he like 50 something in it yeah but that's like four teams in one yeah so he's the horniest that's a good that's like a costco family pack of teens exactly they got them all in there okay so this part is trixie silly skelly's tricks are for me check this [ __ ] out you can go over here oh yeah oh yeah you son of a [ __ ] i don't even see what it was because you got fricked me too you're on frico mode who knows what i'm not even going to check okay so you ready look at look at that oh is this that [ __ ] that killed me in the beginning yeah now there's one here too he's just like a regular enemy we are not going to [ __ ] go that way okay you understand me now this is the part we've been working towards this is really dangerous [ __ ] right here see that guy's got red eyes yeah and he's guarding the cool thing oh so we're gonna just just in case grab this you got any fire bombs you can no we can't roar his ass i cannot beat him yet i'm just gonna have to try and get past just grab it and go yeah all right let's see what you got oh [ __ ] oh beautiful goodbye crescent falcon oh or falchion thousands okay so let's just leave this place this is a beefy game yeah it's a real porker yeah it is and it is pretty cool and if you say one more pig like reference i will get a little hungrier man i'm getting i'm getting a little a little hammy over here what do you mean hammy like hot i don't know i just want to make a big reference what up shouty you were waiting for me talk to that barely legal teen and get some the boyfriend free girl yeah this one yeah the [ __ ] [ __ ] ass heartstone it's clearly not what it says yeah look at that you're like inside a big closet so get out of there go this way yeah onward and upward yes you need you need to watch out for the stair goblin though he peeks over and if he looks at you ah more [ __ ] gobbly goops just run by them [ __ ] these guys yeah yeah [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] these guys what's up here they eat the horse oh sick and do more bull seshes i can just pull out my dark bong so just like dark souls full of humanity my black knight bong this part is very weird uh so just ron just [ __ ] grow up oh that dragon's gonna come and try to dp me yep it's right on cue right on [ __ ] cue jesus oh i was like i wasn't even a little bit out of the way i guess you gotta bait him a little tiny bit and run back it almost looks like he's wearing sunglasses but it's just shaded like that i kind of kind of miss uh in the first few souls games there was no anime hair which made it seem a little more it's kind of hilarious but also yeah it like they seem very european yeah that's what i prefer yeah it's like medieval fantasy right yeah well that was a bad sign from the beginning of dark souls 2. they had like vegeta here from the us 2 i think we can all agree is the worst souls game you know what i think you're gonna get get a lot of death threats but maybe like gameplay-wise i had some cool stuff but then it made dumb decisions and all of the areas just seemed uninspired and like just dumb yeah that's just for me it was just kind of like just didn't feel authentic in any way no all right do i just bait the jack now run back run back now look forward now run run dude the sound the dragon makes is so good yeah and it's cool watching him just fly oh dude you're dead because i stopped yes but i want him just run i think you're [ __ ] [Applause] he's coming get ready go no he don't stop for nothing man can you take it all the way don't stop for nothing man oh god oh god oh yeah you did it all right what's going on up here just have a nice little explore for yourself okay the dragon can't get you here oh this sword is gonna [ __ ] some people up yeah baby oh yeah girl oh yeah oh lock onto him please okay thank you i want to try to parry this dick come on what do you got someone should mod dark souls so that every animation is purely physics-based that will make it better all right nice grass [ __ ] dragon's loud dude yeah it is oh that's a sweet view of the dragon though i like that man the range on the sword sucks yeah at least it's powerful makes me feel like a real man oh my god yeah this is for 2009 this this was nuts yeah oh you got your first magic wand who cares right yeah i i in dark souls i never [ __ ] with magic like ever um that's kind of why i like bloodborne because it barely has any sort of magic stuff my first game of dark souls i remember i leveled up my magic really high and i had a bunch of spells and then i thought that the more you leveled up the more uh spell usage you would have but it wasn't the case and then i didn't know about magical weapons and that leveling up your magic stat would level up your magical weapons attack stat right there the scaling and all of that yeah so i was just like i had no idea what the [ __ ] i was doing so i thought it was just [ __ ] yeah that's the game where it's like i eventually realized i had no shame looking up [ __ ] every second that i was like how does this work yeah it would have been cool playing dark souls back in like the no internet days even like that completely contradicts itself because it's an internet game that's the whole point but it would have been cool like discovering the world with no internet and just like telling friends about it worth you know of mouth and [ __ ] yeah like you just go to school like ocarina of time style yeah i found this out so cool yeah it would have been crazy hard though definitely would have needed the primer strategy guide the pre-com strategy cut the ring of what let's check that did it say rash resistance you won't get a rash uh let's see become harder for enemies to attack increases yeah sure let's slap that [ __ ] on yeah i don't like blood that's fair what makes me uneasy you're going the wrong way oh there's a guy here hi shawn it's that guy what it do it's stinky thank you hey stinker that makes twice that makes twice thanks to you i can now forge your head is a token of my gratitude please accept it i want his armor wait we have the same yeah you literally have the same from the beginning how did all of this happen that's sad what did he just give me i was not paying attention you need to go that's spay is [ __ ] everyone in the woods did you guys hear that did you hear those lyrics how great is having sex with all the dragons what is he doing nobody knows ah all right that's a better sequel than uh mysterious beasts and how to kill them mysterious means fantastic beasts i like mysterious beasts see i'm better i'm better than she is jk rowling i was thinking today i'm really happy that everyone's making fun of her finally for her dumb [ __ ] hey have you seen gus's video on it no he has a video called jk rowling these days where he just like acts like her popping around the corner being hey did you know that um oh that was him yeah yeah that's him i saw that before i met him wow yeah gus's videos they they they [ __ ] they do real well on reddit and [ __ ] it's kind of a big deal oh that's cool this is not i'm wrong oh i can feel my body becoming frightened yep this is true fear oh god the range on this thing sucks [ __ ] that means i gotta go dragon bridge again you sure did all right you play for a bit i wish uh i wish when you go to starbucks you ask for milk and they just spray it out in front of you whoever's working just barks it up into your car that's not what i meant i meant more breast-like stuff yeah i know what you mean i know what boys like come on come on you ass is this legend of dragoon on ps1 the the game the guy yeah come on [ __ ] there we go do you ever play that game i watched corey play it one time who's corey you don't know who corey is corey feldman no but really who's cory cory's one of my best friends how am i supposed to know that uh he's an animator he made have you ever seen dragons great like background noise for like a date oh i think this cuts through shields does it kind of oh [ __ ] don't hurt me i'm a little guy oh i locked on no corey uh he used to make cartoons he made uh ever see pokemon spread no i don't know if i like the sound of it is that like a pun on pokemon red uh i guess so is it like a sexual thing is this gonna keep happening uh [ __ ] kinda yeah i'll show it to you after this all right he made chris chen the animated series i kind of want to see that i just i just showed nikki jakey chris chan's stuff he didn't even know about it i know like uh i i didn't even know sonichu i didn't i'm behind yeah but you're all cut up we gotta watch that uh petscop stuff too yeah i know i don't even know what that is yeah there he is old stinko what a freaky friday lindsey blowhand he's got quite the just the the jog to him he's got a jaunty little walk he's got a swanky little swinker where the [ __ ] are you going [ __ ] okay i guess we have to go this way just farts in front of you and walks out you like do you like that [ __ ] like this [ __ ] little spray fart come on dogs where are you where are they i want to lure one at a time come here boy come on come on where are they come on buddy oh [ __ ] hey you're an ass nice kill thanks bro kill tacular double kill triple kill halo 2. he gets so excited he just says the name of the game hello i love that guy's voice whatever happened halo 3 odst [ __ ] move [ __ ] snipe snipe [ __ ] it's like is this a good title or a bad one [ __ ] you double kill sword [ __ ] nipple twist there they are come here bobby's i really love how it covers the whole [ __ ] screen when you get that you know what oh [ __ ] they all come anyway there's so many there this game is uh it's what you'd call hard leave me alone god damn it juke him off the cliff [ __ ] dude the hip yeah [ __ ] hitbox of this sword is so bad it's very terrible you get why i was freaking out okay but you got this you got this come on oh come on nice one nice there's another one oh this one behind you oh man playing this does just make me want to play bloodborne and dark souls and [ __ ] it uh parasite steve oh oh my god i was kind of close we call that dragon 12 frames cause he makes the game go 12 frames per second that's canon good old 12 frame oh what's this that might be good just some moon ass some degrassi just some neil degrasse tyson oh no i forgot about this guy [ __ ] yeah nice one idiot yeah what are you some kind of bozo loser lame rod bozo go to hell bozo brano man these dogs are just [ __ ] annoying i think i'm gonna legally change my name to bozo why that feels right i don't know you can hear them from a long time i know i was gonna say are they closer this time what's the sich there's a guy here i know you all right you got it this time i wonder can i just run by them i i don't know about that one yeah it's probably not the best idea [Music] all right all right god damn it let's see you know what also since we can't escape them anyway i mean if you want to get freaky with it you could just try to firebomb their ass once they start running towards you um you're right it's worth it's worth one try right yes they're right come on doge oh it's so slow it's so slow and it didn't even connect yeah it didn't even blow up what the [ __ ] oh nice oh that time got lucky yeah come here [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are these hit boxes yeah what there we go oh my just kill him just get go that [ __ ] the [ __ ] is that come on oh my god just [ __ ] help me out here go to hell that's so horseshit god damn it god all right snack off jesus i don't like it he did it though oh [ __ ] [ __ ] forgot about you little guy yeah all they take is two solid hits but when half the hits just like it turn the dog into a poltergeist and it goes through it you just freaking have to or two them you know tortuga their asses you mean like them as a pirate that's not what i said okay but i'm also not against it but the record show oh did you equip armor hello do you like fat rolling yeah it's gonna be waiting i don't know it's just the same character model as the enemies what should i buy from this little fella nothing because we don't we don't deal with pirates i do we don't negotiate with terrorists he's a terrorist yeah i guess he's a demon terrorist i'm going to [ __ ] buy one of these just for [ __ ] you know what you're really gonna thank me for doing that later god the fat roll's so bad it's fine it's just oh at least it's something that's why i love bloodborne maybe the most gameplay-wise because they just said [ __ ] you all you have is the dash and a roll if you want it yeah i guess you're right and also the armor and stuff is like almost purely cosmetic like it it's all fashion in that game like some [ __ ] helps you a little bit but oh there's no kick yet i know i kept trying to kick dudes off the cliff too what did you pick up it was too quick i was like a gumball or something i don't know okay okay okay okay we're doing good we're doing good oh oh oh no whoa what the [ __ ] what is hurt oh oh you should just you should just maybe dip though they're all archers they're all kind of losers just r2 their ass do a combo oh that's perfect firebomb status dude oh my god i'm stupid i forgot stop stop oh this is gonna just keep happening in it oh yeah yeah nice don't die from these guys i'm not i'm gonna save that one oh those crows are so [ __ ] cool yeah do they come down and just start chomping nah they're just always there at the beginning and they only fly away once you go near them oh that's cool yeah they're a nice touch it's like this is a neat video game that dragon is so [ __ ] loud though yeah i hate it i guess he doesn't come down here oh is that the sprint attack yeah i think that's the thing let's try that again that's all right i like that weird i like that a lot okay come here dragon frick dick come on yeah the models on like these walls and stuff it's totally like undead berg yeah it's all mossy and cool i love this yeah oh god what's that okay i don't like the timing of this dragon he's weird yeah okay buddy you're just gonna [ __ ] with me now aren't you okay he starts behind that guy okay so you just gotta wait like here i guess i'm just gonna make sure that's a long stretch holy [ __ ] yeah you really gotta perfect that yeah oh come on dude so you should be able to stand like maybe behind the stage coach slightly beside it i don't know look at him go it's so sweet i want to kiss him okay so he does start about there yeah that's literally the donkey from shrek isn't it you mean his girlfriend i mean yeah the dragon [Laughter] that is donkey i'm making waffles i'm making blue oh no you should wait you do not have enough time for that come on i mean maybe you did but you know we got to be safe you're right oh they're firing secret keep it safe oh all right also i'm not going to risk being slow with this [ __ ] oh yeah nikki recedes receding the man the myth the legend go go go go go go oh oh my god my baby takes the morning train she works from nine to five and then it takes another home again to find me when for him welcome back to another exciting episode of tony plays another exciting episode of ownie playing my name is tony his name is also tony we're both named tony tony's balloon hey tone hey what's the matter hey what's the matter tone why the big donkey look on your face why did we start back here oh we turned the game okay never mind it confused the game i don't think we know how to hack so good welcome back to part 35 of pizza boy chronicles pizzagate chronicles featuring the pizza meister hey what's up kids i'm pizza meister you want allow me to open the gate and uh the gate's open go ahead it sucks that i can never start a restaurant called pizzagate now pizzagate and i want to start a restaurant called coney 2012. what do you eat it's like a chili's type of joint that's pretty cool but it's just called coney 2012. uh my baby takes the morning train she listens to nothing but t-pain do that thing i can't do it come on dragsy you [ __ ] glitching [ __ ] the dragon really just drags his fireballs across the bridge directs his balls across like a sick 5-0 grind across the bridge that would be a good mod just see big physics ball sack dragging along dragon along i like this i like why you took that one oh you need to sort him out oh geez oh oh he's he's he's paint too you can't god damn you [ __ ] [ __ ] this is giving you trouble yeah it's cuz i'm not good okay you know what you just gotta get good i wish this [ __ ] dragon had its own off sound effects menu option i know so this is taking us so long we've heard this a lot here uh system options are you think you're going to be hungry after this here we i'll just do the sound effects for it it's pretty good it wasn't bad it's nice and like this real uh it's real sloppy sounding i'll do his footsteps and you do the attacks and stuff [Music] okay for some reason when you get your souls it's just a bassy song look at this this is cool oh no i'm gonna see if i can heal up a little tiny smidge he might be screwed yep my darling oh no oh my darling oh my darling oh my darling carol oh one of them fell off you see that yeah that was wicked that was wicked bloody wicked harold go you get out oh you scared him he slapped his little ass come on oh you're good yes that was perfect come on [Laughter] actually okay come here saber the dog makes the same dog oh he's just like getting in the wall okay what is going on he's he's taking his stuff what the [ __ ] oh they are like saber-toothed little kitties they're not even like dogs the sound effect for that is just [Music] it's just like a didgeridoo all right so stand like by the horse because if you go any further i think you might get flamered yeah you might get incinerated oh yeah there's [ __ ] burn people right here that makes sense i think that yeah okay well i'm still scared then what the hitbox is okay okay so it really is it's like right yeah all right let's just [ __ ] try it all right he took a while oh i hate this i hate whatever i'm feeling in my body right we're good oh but they just freaking bombard you with dudes yeah because why wouldn't they oh [ __ ] oh come on man come on just let me kill one of them geez and there's a [ __ ] scary [ __ ] over there too i like that they're making him wait though they're nice enough with that well not for long and there's two actually yeah if you get in i bet it a little bit further he's gonna start running he's got a sweet sword let's look up in handy right here oh no oh perfect well that's him thanks for okay hey you little healy okay he's coming yeah he's wearing heelys he's just rolling around okay we good we good here start [ __ ] nope i don't care about you talk [ __ ] get hit [ __ ] long hair don't care there [ __ ] you that'll that'll do these guys are so [ __ ] cool looking i love them oh god just get out just get out yeah i can do that too i'm not stupid oh [ __ ] dude he's gonna matthew parry your ass what's with you and matthew perry it's just a fun pun i like puns i don't know i guess i guess you're right oh yeah you're creaming him yeah he's gone he's a bowl of cream corn see you're good and patient i would have just tried to like head strong all of these guys this is the end no okay okay man okay come here come here you come here yeah i like his shield attack it's real cool looking come on ass come on oh he got me that time didn't do much with it you really think no that's what he's saying i don't think that i don't know what i think actually i think goblet of fire is like the worst movie i this the one where they all have the really gross hair oh backstabs you're right oh [ __ ] they all have the really shaggy ass hair i'd say the best movie is maybe prisoner of azkaban yeah it's pretty good i like one two three six and seven yeah i like six and i like the last ones a lot like part one of seven is super good because it's just like sad and like spooky it was weird i really watched it anything like that it's like really bizarre at points yeah damn it stop doing that that's the one where they're all like searching for the horcruxes and they have like a tent and ron gets all like he gets all horny he gets all horned up because i almost said peter harry i don't know why i said peter he thinks harry's trying to [ __ ] hermione oh [ __ ] i mean because it's like the horcrux is getting up on his [ __ ] right he was trying to [ __ ] her i mean we all were come on god damn you [ __ ] blue guy nice hell beautiful i didn't even get to okay just so you know that took a long time you can put some of the armor back on if you want because you can still fast roll with the helmet and the uh gloves you're right i'm just i'm kind of like i like watching just reedus lacitus i really [ __ ] up his name there oh we can do that oh yeah um there's a little door here yeah look at that who goes there oh there's a thing is there a switch up top i don't know let's see that looks like a switch next to it what the [ __ ] let me check baby my name is not baby big baby mommy what's this [ __ ] give me that zero soul of a dog soul of a scared man how did he die why was he scared soul of a brave sad small man soul of a man who had diarrhea soul of a man who had two dads that's a pretty cool soul that one is sweet chicago you say chicago chicago [Laughter] look at that scream nba teams as they attack you they scream the name of their favorite team that'd be that would ruin the game you ready for the big part i want to get big and i want to park okay here we go let's get her oh i remember this guy this is the uh tower night or whatever yeah i've seen videos of this this was the moment when everyone was like oh this game is cool yeah he's like the big boy oh and then you got his little hype man i love that guy i don't know why they didn't like bring him back for other games because they brought back another a lot of other [ __ ] oh this music kicks ass yeah this is sweet i'm happy i just get to watch this and enjoy it bask oh my god just running and panic hey give me that scooby-dooby go to hell man join your friend so you got to kill all these guys so they're not [ __ ] with you yeah only plays or like owning slaves jesus this is bad i'm going to use some turpentine oh god here hair from my fire blade oh yeah there we go yeah now he's creaming oh [ __ ] come on then you get to slash his head oh come on man i guess oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh heel oh that hurts oh god i don't like what's happening i'm just kind of glad that uh oh [ __ ] in this game there isn't a lot of uh evolutionary stages of boss fights where they don't keep getting stronger the more you progress oh yeah bloodborne that's like all of bloodborne i'm honestly not a fan of that yeah it's kind of annoying some i think sometimes it's cool but i like yeah just learning an enemy and then just like knowing that that's what it does this is more fun when they start getting weaker and you're like yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah some of the fights in bloodborne dude just get like the ludwig one and the dlc did you play that one where he like becomes like a horse man with a giant sword no i never played that one it's so [ __ ] hard it's pretty sweet but it's like how are you supposed to know how he works oh [ __ ] [ __ ] don't get hit there we go i feel like i'm getting it now oh yeah no you're you're doing it you know if you angle the camera just right you can see right up his [ __ ] oh you please not shock wave at me bro bro honestly the shock waves is like i i get it i i understand it but i don't like it yeah like i get it like you're trying to defend yourself like get it it's like you don't want to die and that's cool and all but like die i'm sorry oh that's not good that's this was a great time for that all right yeah just get that [ __ ] i'm just gonna [ __ ] pick something up here yeah i mean it's he's low enough that you just nothing else is upgraded so i guess just rock that other schmidt bar you know we'll do uh long sword okay because oh god all right you got this oh god oh oh oh oh [Music] don't like that okay we good we good oh yeah we're good gosh that would have stunk i would have stunk up the whole room come on just be careful oh [Laughter] just like in real life whoa [ __ ] that's exactly what i would do yeah this whole charge up in this oh [ __ ] god that attack is great when it hits yeah holy [ __ ] there you go bang boom yeah baby capri sun baby [Music] yeah suck up his juice the demon was juiced the demon got juiced that was a loss that was a lot of juicy demon look at this little thing oh wow touch the arch it's like a bonfire before a bonfire you get his iron demon soul can you make weapons out of the souls in this one you can just like dark souls uh one and two you can do that and three precisely my little friend i never did that though i did it in three but none of the boss weapons seemed like worth it on my playthrough in dark souls one i remember trying to get all of the the weapons you can make from the boss's souls but since the first playthrough i never cared for doing it again yeah tech power is never going up again chicken of the sea [Laughter] i'm gonna bring up vitality one more just for shits do it we probably need it because we're not pro gamers put up faith because they love jesus um okay maybe later yo man fix my [ __ ] man your dog i don't know what happened wait where's my is it like done done i don't think so if you go to it what does it say uh it still works right i don't know that was weird uh so crescent falcon is there stat on the right that shows like yeah if you press triangle stamina equip ah recedis what the [ __ ] uh i guess it's fine [ __ ] you come back wait jesus man where where are you going maybe it's a thing of like if it breaks during a boss fight it it's fine once you like beat the world maybe that that would be weird yeah that's not like a consistent thing is that keith urban that's uh he's pretty cool like you're right about the hair that it was not weeb at all yeah it started getting kind of weird in dark souls 2. yeah because in dark souls 1 it still looked really shitty it basically looks just like this let's see if we kick this guy's ass with this weapon it should do at least like [ __ ] 30 damage or something like it was doing oh yeah yeah holy [ __ ] you're kicking his ass a lot now it's fine wait what yeah when we came here before we were getting her ass pummeled and we didn't even upgrade this sword at all yeah no the swords is pretty cool yeah holy [ __ ] you're okay because we didn't even put the strength or decks up yet don't kill me you stinky deeming cause wait are we are we doing this world now or did you want to go back and finish the other one oh no we can't progress any further in that one oh that's it yeah uh for now we we have to do other worlds now oh and then you go back to it yeah okay okay come here mr bowman there's a stingray in here be careful had a teacher named mr bowman really yeah no obviously not spelled like a bow but mr bowie there you go holy sh he got jealous hey kill me these guys are so cool yeah they're like buff skeletons what more could you want they're like uh yeah yeah no you nailed it they're both skeletons skeletons that do crossfit we need to make the most of this big health bar we got right now because when we die it's gonna be [ __ ] yeah so you should keep playing this guy we're not gonna even [ __ ] with just in case his design cracks me up he does look a little out of place he's pretty much the asylum demon but he's got a weird head yeah and i really like it the asylum demon looks like more natural to that world but i like that this guy looks he almost looks like cute he's got a weird [ __ ] head yeah uh yeah sure i'm coming didgeridoo didgerie don't your dad's a ghost my dad's a goat where did you even come up with that i like the blood stains up here just to really drive home the point that hey there's bad guys up here oh kick them off so you think they oh yeah i mean they did they took over this place there used to be little guys these are here see yeah they're the originals there's a skip you can do here but i don't think we should do it it's like a parkour thing yeah i want to show you jump in this if you're running and you press b again can you do the jump like you can in dark souls i'm not sure actually also oh it could have been bad so yeah you can roll off of here and land on that wall and skip half the level but it's dangerous look at that little fella he is pretty cool flying stinger sting dinger it's what they call my butthole flying stink they spray diarrhea out of it and it hurts if you do handstands in bed and they call you the flying stinger it's in the air look at it oh this guy knows you're here he smells your soul whoa what the what the [ __ ] was that what the what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] double close quarters [ __ ] [ __ ] cheater [ __ ] yeah you didn't think that would hit you there you go [ __ ] you ass yeah man this sword uh makes a world of difference i told you it really scared me that it said it broke yeah that would have oh [ __ ] jesus wait were they talking about the shield was it the shield that broke oh man was it it seems to be working all right yeah what that i could have swore it said christian faucion yeah hey you see this yeah i was gonna say is this this is the first faker yeah kinda some of the fake wall stuff in dark souls one is such horseshit how the [ __ ] would you ever know but i guess that's the point that's what makes it [ __ ] cool to know about yeah once you find out you're like i am the god of the escape there's this [ __ ] in like oh two when you go down to ash lake and there's like the double fake wall like the double fake out where you're like oh that must be it yeah i think they're stuck there are they do you have another fireball yeah that's what i'm gonna check let's see sounds like there's just a washing machine going over there someone threw their dishes and cutlery into it [Music] oh backstab his ass [ __ ] hey freeze you are such a cheater yeah come here come here prick god damn you okay i'm [ __ ] dead aren't i you got it you got it just pack them up heal up this is getting really stressful now you're good this is maybe not the best game for let's play but it's still fun no i like it there's a lot of games that are hard to let's play because you have to concentrate really hard yeah but i mean you at least you've played this before oh my god rice just died just leave me just leave me be damn this sword kicks ass that looks fake yep there you go oh baby okay so there's something back over here it looks like do you when you bony plays games do you often do it your first playthrough or do you like okay i kind of want to play it myself a little bit so i'm not full dumb ass mode on it um if it's a game i really really really actually want to enjoy i will play it on my own first oh you saved me i can't believe i fell for that trap oh i suppose oh you know i'm grave obliged oh that's that name speaks bad guy grave robber in your name great brother bye item hey i'm person river richard i don't know if i should trust you i don't know what that does but it looks pretty good to have cloud stone it's you eat it and you [ __ ] a cloud ah that is very useful thank you return to the dungeon mr weasley don't be too frugal what do you call me indulging my behind chris remember when you made that video that was like uh that dragon's ball pp i remember that one that was a good one thanks man that's good that's all i had to say thank you also i'm scared is this going to come from that way or that way ah i think i think you're screwed either way it just comes from the ceiling it's not going to come from this way okay it would be cool if you could manually control where your shield goes like that would make it way harder but if you could just like put it above your head like some vr [ __ ] you could do it in zelda the wind waker windjaker oh yeah you can tweak with it you use it for the light thing also look at that damn now we're over here he looks even better from behind [ __ ] did you hear that that's not a good thing is that another draggy see that big [ __ ] thing oh stinger sting dinger oh bring it on sting ass stinger looking ass oh god oh okay they're scary okay let's see what this is you should go lady in the trap with the stinger holy [ __ ] what'd you pick up yeah you're gonna like it here um i'm just gonna stay here for a sec it's just like a psp oh how did you [ __ ] hit me you're such a stop stop i don't know if he can hit you in here you would think okay let's see uh crescent flag that's the best one in dark souls yeah frick yeah i didn't know it was in this one oh that's that's wonderful let's swap out the long sword for it yeah because the crescents i'm still sure the way to go for now but we can't use it right now oh we don't have high enough stats yeah we need dexterity oh that's what it is it's like requirement stuff yeah okay yeah that's how dark souls was too that's like the theme of what i say in this let's play that's from dark souls yeah that's like dark souls that it does this is a playstation that's like dark souls i'm a playstation i think my favorite console ever is the ps2 that was pretty good i liked the gamecube the most as a kid yeah the gamecube it got a handle on it oh he sees me the gamecube had the killer exclusives too like resident evil 4 resident evil 1 yeah i remember i was so [ __ ] like stoked on resident evil 4 on my game dude amazing and the game conversion is still the best i think i was legitimately like [ __ ] everyone i got ready before i mean and then it eventually went to ps2 but it wasn't as pretty yeah i love that game what the [ __ ] known very much you've done that on bony plays right yeah who'd you play that with uh ding dong and julian oh those guys those little guys can't stand them i can't stand being without them yeah i can't live with them can't live inside of them there's a lot of war related jokes vore yeah what's that you don't know what vore is no ah you're so cute what is vore uh it is when you get inside someone else's belly nice dude me and my girlfriend are going to go do more [ __ ] later cool we're going to go to the quad and do vorsh it's very important to uh practice for with your family while you can they're not going to be around forever oh [ __ ] come here come here come here come here hey look look at that oh i like the guardian in there i don't because he's scary all right i'll i can beat him hate these things let me beat this game in a minute hand me that controller dude i'll do it let's beat it and go away you [ __ ] stinger hate those two shakes of a lamb's tail this game will be beat i don't doubt do we even have a bow oh we do let's see how do bows work in this is it the same janky aiming we don't have any arrows oh sweet ah dude it's basically resident evil 4 at that point yeah it's got the same exact controls and everything yep [ __ ] come here you are [ __ ] i don't like you i hate you i hate you i hate you england you're going to hit this guy from the backside oh roll over the trap you got it who's kidding me who's hitting me it's gonna come out of this one yeah okay now you can roll over it or just be be a smart guy wait you can roll over traps i mean i know you can i think you can in dark souls yeah i didn't know that i try it give it a whirl it's already done i can't can we myth bust it is it it's already depressed it's already pushed yeah all right so hear me out miyazaki oh goldilocks can you fight these guys yet or are you too scared oh i would be scared i am very scared pop that grass they're coming they're coming kneel to grass and we cannot just scooch past oh we can we're good [ __ ] go go go nice go go go nice go go go go go you should eat more snacks while you can are they coming are they coming yes they are oh no never mind more snacks more ass grass and cash they are they're really actually annoyed right now i don't want to fight them they're kind of scary i was on the way here on the freeway there was graffiti on the side of a tunnel and it just said ass cash weed and weed had three underlines underneath it oh really that was the most important one yeah that was it there wasn't like a graffiti that was cool or anything it just someone just wrote ass cash weed like a cheat code for real life i did not expect that guy to be able to follow me across that little you can kick these guys ass though i thought they'd be harder i mean if they hit you you're done but like you got it yeah they're so sick yeah they just look cool that's the one from the intro all these guys are sweet oh yeah i know what you're talking about now with that yeah yeah yeah i know you'll get like i got a brain on my ass hey brain ass get over here it's like a bully hey brain ass try to roll over it uh okay you rolled right onto it i don't know if you can actually look at that oh freakazoid inbound there's a little did you hear that i heard a lot what is that i'm very afraid of this guy i think you can do it you think or at least if you want to just bait him up the stairs and then just book it back down i don't think i'm gonna [ __ ] i wanted to grab that what was that you're doing good though just bait him up here come here dick and then just like drop around him okay oh easy cheese yeah we're gonna need that go go go go go go go go nice go go oh i john to judith adjudicate cater i love this music so [ __ ] weird oh [ __ ] this is a pretty basic boss fight i think thanks i like it so far the music in this game is very like unique yeah i love this music whoa whoa what the [ __ ] is what the [ __ ] he's [ __ ] weird it is the clitoris man oh he is [ __ ] weird oh jesus it looks like if king k rool got like turned it looks like owen uh or stein and smo whatever from dark souls yeah actually it's like like smo's mom i like the idea of this guy god damn it because so basically you can't hit him he's like fat and like gross but someone else in here has already wounded him so that's the only reason you can oh that's the only spot you can hit him yeah that is cool it's a little silly but it's also like unique yeah so he's memorable oh [ __ ] all right game designers maybe you didn't frick this one up oh [ __ ] matthew matosis did a really good video about demon souls what makes it so good and stand out from the i think i've seen some of his videos he did a video that's pretty much all about like demon souls every boss was a unique idea more than a good fight but it's way more memorable for it um that's so true he's got like a bird on his brain he's a bird brain yeah this guy this is the real boss right here and it like you can hear it like making fun of you as you fight it like see there you go actually it's just the cry of a bird but it sounds like this is this is neat i feel like there's just a giant blade in his [ __ ] belly it's weird that he only has this one attack though was that sephiroth's sword was that cloud sword oh my god you you really know your [ __ ] when it comes to gaming gamers game theory cloud strife is demon souls on psp [Music] please this is very very very easy [ __ ] you say that now but you're about to get dp'ed by the agenda the ad judicator adjective man the ad blockinator you block origin the boss what just happened to the music i don't know there you go fall over grab you hey little guy oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah go to hell bro oh yeah you'll never catch me i am made of a [ __ ] is he just like a tongue [ __ ] what is that man whoa i don't know what the [ __ ] it actu it's really supposed to be interesting concept i just i like its little patterns and stuff it's wearing yeah it's this little garments yeah like visually like when have you ever seen anything like that before yeah it looks like a like the tip of a thumb oh [ __ ] why don't i do that that was me being stupid sorry hey stupid i'm dead shut up [ __ ] you oh there you go yeah lee can i cut you in there please you were saying that people have said that the like horns in this game they think they sound shitty or like dumb the brass yeah i like the brass no in this song it's very subtle and other songs like [Music] but i like it it's just it's got a unique sound to it oh just [ __ ] die adjective adjective man you're that little yeah i like that you please face me so i can kill you thank you there you go he's dead hello eat this maybe nice squash the demon got juiced the bird was put down juicy demon that's all the text says bird was put down go to sleep bird oh man i'm definitely gonna put that in my game what do they call that when you uh uh put an animal down what's the what's the word uh euthanized yeah bird euthanization halo 2. oh yeah that's a lot i love his voice yeah i i was giving him [ __ ] before i like it oh we had it we had heavier oh oh no we had bolts yeah okay i was gonna say i wouldn't be surprised we're not the brightest okay let's see if we can use this thing uchiba luna nope you could two-hand it though which i guess is fun so oh and you're like moving slow with it too right because your equip load is higher now is it can you fast roll oh oh yeah dude i [ __ ] love this sword we can fast forward medium roll i think yeah because it does it looks like you're moving a little slower all right well maybe this place sucked this is a horrible this is what like blighttown and the swamps are all kind of no i was gonna say this looks like blight blightville this place [ __ ] you know i don't even do this right now let's do uh let's do the rock level i think we're able for it havil the [ __ ] you you give this one a try city of the borough here you go young guy the owner of the twin fangs fell through a flute shaft and now he's okay he's actually fine with a flute shaft do you even know what that is it's a it's an orchestral term when you are in the orchestra and you play the flute at the end of every song you have to like put it into this shaft and drop it down and someone shoots you up a new flute oh really no why would you lie about that i got my uchi katana there's a little uh uh merchant right there oh there's a little little one [ __ ] yeah this sword is sweet this story's cool because it's light long like like like a long guy can you do the back i know some swords have unique attacks for like if you do the back step and then into an immediate yeah like that oh really yeah i didn't know because i never you know when you're fighting something you always just roll backwards but if you just press it neutral you do that and then you could go whoa yeah i had no idea oh yeah what's the one handed for this a stabby yeah dude once we can use this sword look at that look at that range um that's that's pretty good actually all right so but for now let's let's go back to the homeboy i wish in dark souls online multiplayer you could put your ring in the bow and fire it at people your ring yeah like the ones you're wearing you're like aiming at their fingers and make them wear things they don't want to wear just shoot a ring what up my name is snaggy and i will be selling you nickels today i'm gonna go oh can't say that on youtube dude smelling nickels whoa you really don't give a [ __ ] there'll be treasure ahead uh pick that up oh my god yeah a non-hero soul how did this get here he virtue signaled it over there he did uh x games mode with the stagecoach like the goofy movie i'm gonna have a daughter and i'm gonna name her stagecoach coast to coast stage what's this would say oh yeah there's there's no area you you explain it so we're we're actually playing online mode because someone put on a uh a server of their own apparently and we're connected to it but there's only like three people online all of them are my mom she has three different ps3s she's stirring a pot of milk with one and playing the rest with her feet and other hand yeah and she's blowing kisses to her new fiance [Laughter] who is my dad who is also me what do we got here get that sticky white stuff it's really called that what what the [ __ ] he knew what he was doing what is what is this um it's actually good it's a good thing for a magical effect yeah it just makes your magic weapon oh okay so does it do extra damage all right yes oh interesting kind of well let's get that hot equipped let's get the hot sticky stuff going yeah i get some hot sticky stuff in the chat yeah oh this looks like a fun room they'll be lever ahead uh little frame drops oh yeah drop me drop my frames uh so the one thing you got to know about this area is there's a lot of kind of polar bear type enemies i don't like that so get ready hey sorry my mom's texting me one sec that's awesome i know i love these guys little like they're like little lizardmen you know they're like they have like my posture they're all stooped over yeah me too dude i was watching some uh sakura gameplay stuff last night and uh that comes out in like three days two days three minutes it comes out the day i'm actually going back so i won't be able to be playing it but that's cool i get to play it and rub it in your hole yeah rub it all over my whole daddy oh yeah mom do dad oh they got yellow glow eyes it's so cool that's racist i haven't played this uh it's actually oh not these anything but the doggies oh watch out there's a magic min he sprays magic from his mighty stick of boards doggies don't like where this is going no you're good just don't run off the cliff i think there's a kind of the hitboxes with the [ __ ] sword attack okay attack me r2 yeah that was perfect you're gonna heal with your little half moon grass oh yeah oh yeah ooh what are these to upgrade weapons uh yeah i think so i was gonna say from playing souls game that sounds like a weapon thing this guy oh it's magic guy like on that boss fight it's fire tucker oh careful yeah once he wasn't getting like [ __ ] flinching from that i was like okay i should i should maybe brace myself i really like these guys they're really creepy i like doing that back up attack but the range on it is so bad oh you to watch out for his holy blasts of five fingers okay full moon oh i'm almost out of the half moon so that's good splinter of clear stone splinter cell of splinter cell chunk of monk ch dog what had to die for this item a chunk of canine it's like just the name of your dog as an item that would be a cool fantasy item oh chunk of owl all right all right all right all right all right smidgen of pigeons go in there he's just uh coughing up battery acid no it's a witch oh was there something else in here am i too quick to come out of it to come don't want to come too quick to come shakur that's my pornographic name it's my christian name it's my christian mingle username i know this is in bad taste and definitely cut it out but anyway uh did you like that what i said i did like it okay it's a shame that no one else is gonna hear it put it back in but instead of my voice put in like midi files of michael jackson [Music] really oh was that someone laughing is it this guy is a little tyke i want to see how much damage my bow can do you're doing pretty good uh naked jacob i'm trying whoa you can do first person first person acrobat can you oh you can't that's actually awesome oh you got them in the finger during this last minute dodges is fun i don't even really need to kill this guy but that was fun no you do maybe i do because that's a dead end uh you can oh i do this is just i was being spooky i just went over here to i don't know why i went over here run down to his body i think he dropped something very magical if you'll be able to get past if you go ahead ahead let me find some more notes for oh they made you look stupid it made me look like a [ __ ] with no tits do you think a mechanic where if you were just walking that wouldn't have happened would be good oh like if i was going slow yeah ah yeah that could be cool why is that the case in it no no do you wish it was i don't know i don't know if that's a good or a bad mechanic oh you're just you're just throwing it out there yeah all right all right yeah that's interesting because i don't know i feel like that's what an actual explorer would do yeah that if you see something i think it that would be cool if there was like some more clear sign that it's rickety so if you're an extra observant player you can see that and be like oh okay let's use my little brain and then it was held up with like play school band-aids yep is there a way i can get up there or do i have to drop for oh i probably rats swinging from the bars wait are there uh no no no keep going you're going right that way this way yeah okay oh shantae oh here's a note for you okay it's safe here that makes me feel safe oh oh yeah he makes me feel right at home what do you think these buckets are used for young man um probably various arts and crafts farts and craps as my dad would say there's a fair is he really yeah and the town i grew up in there's a fair called the arts and crafts fair and my dad being my dad because it was kind of ranking he's like oh you're heading down to the farts and craps he's an [ __ ] all those children try real hard full moon grass huh not bad this area is it's pretty chill because they're not very intense and it's very quiet i remember this part being a lot harder i think it was because it i just went right here maybe from the beginning yeah they're giving me lots of chunkies there'll be oh there'll be laver ahead lever i hardly know her what did you say smidgen of [ __ ] [Laughter] pull that later oh pull it daddy oh yeah what do we got it's just showing me that it opened that there's a hole in my bucket i can't stop thinking about that song i think i i i'm not gonna lie when i did that and i i was naturally kind of looking up i just assumed like oh yeah it opened that gate that kind of felt like an unnecessary whole fancy cut scene yeah frederator wait what the [ __ ] what's wrong oh okay this way it wasn't frederator the one that made the sound i don't know it'd have like the slam noise i have no idea at the end of the frederator shows that's what it is right animation contrary to prior belief i was never affiliated with frederator is that belief that you were no no i was like i don't know what people thinking about your animation because do dads your drawings they interviewed us one time us as in you and zach uh yeah and sleepy cabin because they wanted to like oh i could go across this and get that yeah they wanted to like work with you guys or they were just like no they were just like it was a cartoon show they were doing on frederator kind of like a a cartoony talk show and it was delightful i was gonna say that actually sounds pretty cool it was pretty sweet they asked the important questions wow a new fog gate what are you going to discover okay we got cole i i'm catching i'm getting a vibe from this level that it's a it's a coal miner theme whoa is he gonna explode no he's coming though be careful oh he's like a thing a little wall gecko i wonder how much damage i'll do to him okay i'm not as afraid anymore don't step on that thing i thought he was still alive just because i was flinging him okay okay okay i'm afraid that one of these times i break a bunch of barrels it's going to be the fire ones and i'm not going to realize it until it's too late um i think if you break them with a sword you're okay right i don't know oh yeah because it takes like a fire bomb to really freak them that's always that's right that's always a weird thing in a lot of games where sometimes you'll just like touch off a fire barrel and go kept louie all right here's a no be wary of the eminence magic all right i'm not taking that to know is this lava no it's just different colors this is very shiny that didn't scare me though i was like is this sorbet you're doing good you do good watch out for this room though oh this is a roomy room if you get me what is this like a girl is this a geico commercial what's going on what's going on here uh jokes uh your [ __ ] voice did a weird thing there when uh it was like two voices on top of each other oh [ __ ] i've got a good item take a step out no don't do that it'll kill you that's lava will it instantly yeah even if i hop skip and [ __ ] yeah yeah you know no it's not like dark souls that'll you'll fall into it and die oh wow okay oh they've got little pointers oh you guys learned man how far do you think we are from games that just like learn as you play like like ai oh i don't think that far if that like people really dial down and focus just on that i think that it's kind of it's just like where the focus is all right no go down there go down there that's a shortcut down here also i recently saw a video of a guy who's like you know you know that like ai deep thinking [ __ ] where you plug in a bunch of information and it learns over time yeah this guy like did that with a like a little car and a racetrack and he was just like the only information he gave the car was that it could drive forward and turn left and right and uh like he left it overnight and at first it was just like crashing into the wall over and over and over and over yeah so then he like left it like overnight he came back and it was literally like drifting around the racetrack perfectly every time there's like the initial d song playing yeah it comes back to it it's [ __ ] it's so scary that's awesome but terrifying if they apply that to a game like this like you would never be able to defeat anything no well yeah i've actually never thought about that there will be great view ahead rate it rate it rate it what do you press to rate i think select maybe not pressing start triangle i don't want to like roll off the cliff back drop off the cliff yeah you know never never mind i've always even in dark souls i didn't realize how to you could rate stuff is it like up or down or right on the d-pad or you press x it was always really satisfying to drop a message and then just get free like ask this later wait that's how it works i was pretty sure yeah that if you gave messages it like rewarded you yeah and if people rated them i never did that oh yeah so this is a shortcut right i never got involved with putting down messages i feel bad now i just didn't think i had anything worth saying and i jumped into dark souls real late so i was like yeah down do i want to go oh is this it's a shortcut back to the start yeah so now you can just come right here next time oh okay i get why that was totally worth it yeah very cool all right this area is pretty neat it's not like my favorite uh like you know mines and stuff but it's it's not [ __ ] blighttown so i'll take it i i don't um yeah one way into blighttown i hate i why i like the other way you can go in yeah i i like what uh blighttown like the design of it that you can actually like skip a lot of it if you want um but i like that it's almost intentionally just like shitty but playing it on console the frame rate literally just like is unplayable oh yeah so it my least favorite place in dark souls one is like uh the duke's archives i never enjoy that yeah it felt i like the areas kind of before and after it like where it's at yeah but it's yeah i i always forget about it just because i i've only like beaten dark souls all the way like to the end end once but then i've replayed it getting all the way to like you know you can get to [ __ ] anor londo and orlando in like a couple hours once you know what you're doing yeah so i do that i beat ons and then i'd be like yeah yeah that's pretty much the end game like it's the funnest end game you can do yeah because it's a really good climax oh [ __ ] watch out these guys throw big [ __ ] bowls huh i like the attack he does out of a roll oh [ __ ] watch out watch out he get slapped but oh dude i wish i had a firebomb because this ah oh they do oh no yeah they don't explode check this did you do that on purpose i want to try to parry him oh that was so early okay this guy i'm kind of playing with fire with him but i i haven't paired in a while oh it's so early again i can't [ __ ] this up though because i will die it looks painful be careful not too early oh we did a different attack you piece of [ __ ] there was like no tell for that holy [ __ ] i didn't want to chance it after that i'm like i'm not going to die just don't [ __ ] on my own accord like that my own honda accord can i go over here no you go towards those guys but away from that guy oh those boulders actually don't hurt you that bad keep trying to do the jump attack just like instinctively wow all these guys must have been weak they died super fast splinter of spider stone spider stone spider man did you see into the spider verse i sure did it's real good i thought it was pretty cool steel shield so the physical attack i've always wondered this in the souls games is like the attack stat on a shield you can't attack with a shield i mean you can if you slap it in your right hand right uh you know what i'm saying i think you can but so like when comparing this bad boy with this bad boy it's like oh it has there's the attack and then the plus eight or whatever i don't i don't know i don't know but it's way heavier so i'm not gonna miss it anyway your little shield right now is a-okay yeah that's good what happened to you my little scoob my scoop de la pooch scuba diving you'd be good to that guy he's been through a lot range attack as in something's about to drill me oh i hear it it's those things okay oh should i just blast him i guess you could alakazor oh yeah that [ __ ] him up okay you go okay okay i forget about the boat the bowen dark souls 3 is actually sweet because it's like quick really yeah like you can do it immediately out of rolls and stuff like they they made it really stylish and i always forget about it oh what do you think of the really slow moving arrows uh just in like the games in general yeah i kind of like them too they like any game that has like projectiles that you can dodge like that's why i love halo like fighting the elites and stuff is super fun because they're they're guns it's the same with like the new doom that when you can see it coming at you you actually feel like you can maneuver around it just feels more fair oh [ __ ] oh god this is not okay that's not okay we got it out we got it out if they wanted to they very well could have kept me in a [ __ ] lizard sandwich sounds pretty tasty okay but you know i like it when like you can dodge a bullet yeah it's not real but it's fun yeah it's like did you play super hot yeah did you play super hot vr no oh my god that game sing like eddie sat me down and was like dude it's like i'm a little kid he's like you have to play super hot vr like he knew i wasn't crazy about vr but that game single-handedly like oh my god because it's you know you know the concept of super hot oh yeah i played it yeah vr it's seriously super hot vr it's like oh this game was made for this yeah like i i don't really have any desire to play the original version again and that's saying something because it's super fun i could see how you like actually move to like dodge the bolts as they're coming at you and because it's you know vr and your hands are free it keeps track of how fast your headset's moving yeah and it like maps it out because i did it on the psvr and you know it's something you don't think about when you're playing a console game is like when you're dual wielding you can only aim at one thing because you can't control your individual hands in most games yeah that's such a hard control scheme but in vr it solves that problem so you could be looking at one guy and blindly shoot the other way and you can hear that like you killed him because it's just like however you wanna it's so oh and then like with the swords and stuff you can like throw the knives and it's it was super good and he was like playing music while i played it too shout out to eddie it was great hey andy hey i'm andy barback i thought his name was eddie burbank yeah i make that joke a lot tedward tedward burbank that is like movie star alter ego can we talk about how him and his brother look alike yeah freaking twin looking asses so wait you you introduced me to them at a party and i didn't realize that they were twins you were just like freaking out no no there was a point where i was talking to his brother and then uh he started talking about blender and i was like oh i love blender we had a big long blender talk and then he walked away and then eddie came over yeah i was like yeah man if you want me to show you all that blender stuff he's like what i was just like you know because they both have glasses too yeah no they look the same and i was just like really confused i was like what's wrong with this guy yeah they're both great too they're they have their personalities aren't the same but they have like you know similar humor and whatever because they're they're [ __ ] brothers they're brother lovers yeah you heard it here first tony and eddie have frequent sex and they've got like really slippery loopy lips it's like it's weird should i drop down here because i'm going yeah i take it i take it that's probably why i can't whoa nice uh okay you're good and is this down into lava town yes uh babe go uh was i already down here yes go that's that's go up no you're stupid yeah are you sure are you sure this isn't the way go down okay okay okay cause you poured water onto the lava so you can cross the oh no you're right it was right you were right the whole time i see i remember going up the ramp you know what the rambi isn't that from donkey kong yeah there are certain times when you can hit me if you want that was wonderful oh come on now i wouldn't hit a girl never yes you can never weary of the yeah is this oh this [ __ ] floor freaks me out every time no you're good you're good oh you know what there's a there's a treasure in there you should shoot them yeah i was like don't go right over to it shoot them from afar boo yeah i really wish that this was upgraded just a little bit because then i could kill him in two shots instead of the three but also we got lots of arrows so it makes you feel bad that you're wasting it on that little tiny sliver yeah [Laughter] oh one more oh i shouldn't have shot him he may have gotten up and just fell off okay just run to the left and grab that little trajee okay i'm very proud of you thank you splinter of dragon ball oh i've heard of that it's a it's a cartoon of sorts i think i used to watch dragon ball z on vhs tapes because my older brother was cool and he would watch them live and record them while they're going down i would find tapes down there that's where you're going i remember i found the tape for the cell games yeah that was the main one that i watched so i watched the cell games like way more than any other part of dragon ball z oh that's cool cell games are sweet i kind of wish i grew up watching it because i watched it for the first time when i was like 20 or 21 yeah wow you'll get true love after this we'll see about that should i is this what are the what was the ring ahead cash resistance for bleeding what do you think is more per important right now poison or bleedy ah honestly just do the thief's ring for now become harder for enemies to attack yeah right i think that's one of the most helpful rings in the game because they don't detect you until you're much closer to them i thought that might be a hidden wall you stupid this is the right way yeah this is what you're doing you're doing it you're going you're going up the stash okay okay good all right be wary of a fright oh you need a smidgen of pigeon it's just like bird come i like that wary of the enemy's flame be wary of the enemy's spirit chakra oh okay yeah something's happening do i have any uh fire bangers use ferraga i got any incineroars uh nope no just run down and run right back up yep you got it stud he's going to do it see [Laughter] there you go oh you got half of them do it again all right come on cinderella come on ass come on dude just do the thief's ring i think that's one of the most helpful rings in the game because they don't detect you until you're much closer to them you can smash him oh maybe i should just provoke him with my bow attack you're bowie all right right in the brain oh oh i can you i forget i can just destroy there he goes be careful whoa oh oh nice that's fun dodging him like that actually all righty right between the eyes shoot him in the nasal bridge i've seen people do this in the souls game i've never done it except for like the dragon and dark souls one because i was dumb and full of [ __ ] oh okay there we go what was that in again which one where did you hear that again say what yum dumb and full of con i don't know where i originally heard it but you you've heard that before right i think it might have been i might have heard it in the peep show what is peep show uh you've never seen peep show it's uh you introduced me to a lot of things you're teaching me you're making me discover my body that was it i mean peep show is a it's a british comedy show shot from a first person perspective all at all times interesting concept wait hold on it's very good it's very funny all right peep show yeah i don't i haven't maybe i've heard of it i don't think so though it's a weird thing where when you show someone it for the first time they're like that's okay but then the more you watch the more you're like i love this joe yeah that's like me with trailer park boys i was like i don't really get it and then i got actually into it and i was like okay this show is genius yeah i still feel that way about that show because i haven't given it another chance yeah it's once they're like the i don't know that there it's the type of thing where it's like there's recurring jokes and [ __ ] yeah uh okay so they're saying to just say [ __ ] it and just run through it is that what that note was saying it sure sure didn't look like that oh this is a real spooky sound okay i'm gonna get this parry i did the exact same thing all right a little fruit loop they're pretty slow that was a real ominous sound over there it's like petscop yeah that's cop [ __ ] thanks for showing me that by the way dude don't thank me thanks thank the lady the lady i think the lady the lobbyist the lobby i think the mom lobby have you seen drag me to hell yeah i have actually that demon was called lamia really yeah have you seen hereditary yeah did you like it uh yeah i actually did like that i liked it a lot i saw in theaters and i genuinely got spooked i liked it when the little girl kicked her shoe off the table only had some friends that was a scary [ __ ] um is there anything up in this hizzy oh just my farts okay i'm not gonna fart again no you can if you want i thought it was funny no i thought it was cute no i thought it was sexy so you're one of those guys chris knife oh it's like me wow chris chan chris knife yeah use it let's see what's going on with it i got i wish we could use this bad boy i feel like um oh is that like a magic wound oh yeah oh no it doesn't matter yeah i think it's a magic weapon what if i two hand it alakazor no you need more magic it's a knife um it looks pretty sweet does it have like the same animations as the christian falcon let's see the roll attack is it oh no it's different it's like a upward that's cool all right good to know good to know let's get our fashion on i told you you'd use that little guy a lot it's really good i told you you know all the hacks you got me the ring for the health you got me a good sword you changed my diapey gave me some apple sauce it took me to the park the burbank park the famous burbank park indicted you into the culty thing yeah [Music] let's not go into any more details yeah uh go in there oh hold on be wary of lawyer so it's a wall of spiders you just get stuck there forever there's nothing over here oh my okay uh i'm interested what we're gonna do with all these [ __ ] chunks and splinters i keep finding are you [ __ ] ready for this oh it's gonna be a boss in it let's get do i have any more of the the dinkiest grasses alpha betty spaghetti i feel like i'm wasting the good ones nope all right you need to be careful here young fella let me just top off all right what do we got oh of course it's a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay was not expecting this it's safe here god this is so cool this is so cool holy [ __ ] they they came out the gates with this game oh my god oh man you need to be careful real careful all right let's take her slow oh he gets you all cobweb deep do if you roll does it help nope oh man this isn't good i need a heal nice i don't know how you beat it oh jesus christ you know how i used to beat this guy huh i sat at the bottom of the of the hall and just throw [ __ ] at him don't go towards that oh because if you go in the webs you get webby why am i not piecing that together oh my god i don't like it i don't like it am i safe here oh no god heal okay okay oh no okay okay okay okay okay this music's over i should be using the full moon grass i don't know why i'm wasting my time oh sticky white not the late moon you can use that now will that help yeah i think it'll make your weapon all scary and magic that's not letting me oh [ __ ] okay it's dark yeah damn dark souls oh i can't roll dude this is so [ __ ] scary i should just hang back and do some arrow [ __ ] you've only got 16. but yeah he's a little bastard what peter the music just gave up for a second my corn got creamed oh god be careful it like aims at you even wow yeah i like that it's got like slight helmet oh my god i can't help it if i could beat this guy first try i'd be really proud of myself do you have any uh of that [ __ ] that makes your weapon electrical or fiery or anything i don't think so i could double check that's it you're out gonna have to beat the rest of them the old-fashioned way with my john what's he doing what's he doing oh did he body slam you there i think he tried to yeah oh [ __ ] you're doing really good thank you oh no get away that's bad that's incineroar oh yeah he's really blasting okay we're good look at those dead guys it's so [ __ ] great that is really cool i think you can do it i think i can too oh he just just out i wish when you got hit by fire it at least like took away the spider web would make a lot more sense probably wasting healing now because i don't even know if i have any more heals i think i [ __ ] up i should have saved that one try to keep getting him to do the body slam yeah that's it yeah keep trying to get him to do that oh that body slams what's gonna save you oh yeah there you go get ready oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i don't think i have any more healing yeah of any sort yeah and dodged through his uh cobweb right here oh oh damn it i got the timing wrong but we're good okay get right up make him slam you that's it oh [ __ ] you're so good you're good you're good one more yes [ __ ] yeah oh man i was getting nervous that was very clear i used that last heal i was like oh i shouldn't have done that i'm so proud of you young boy that would have sucked to do that again you did great all right you did great renowned soldiers oh man when you go back to the nexus now use all these souls and buy a [ __ ] ton of stuff yeah dude oh my heart's beating skeeting be wary of scary foe it's like right in front of him okay chunk of spider-man how do you get down here give that back oh no go back to that thing go back we don't want to go back oh that is that you keep proceeding yeah oh okay i thought that was just like a special thing no you hard demon souls go back here i'll let you do the spending and stuff that controller's gonna be real sweaty you do what you think is just oh man i'm stoked to beat that yeah very good very very good oh oh my god old queen swingsy i'll swing at you old gasher the slasher old king protection of bone old stone [ __ ] [Laughter] lord lady duchess stone [ __ ] the third i'll protect your [ __ ] you there she is uh oh she had an accident look she she made boom boom she sneezed out of her [ __ ] i love the way they get that real ketchupy goodness just emitting off of it hey babe no no i did not let me use uh soul of the demon phalanx oh that was that shitty ass boss fight so we can make these into weapons but do you want to do any of that or should we just use them are any of them cool or should we just cash them in i mean i usually just cash him just cash him dog have you ever done bioshock on dhoni plays i honestly don't like it the first one yeah do you like infinite nope see that i also don't like infinite but i love the first one the first one is amazing the second one honestly has even better gameplay than the first and then infinite has like the worst of it all yeah like this story is super interesting and infinite but like gameplay wise it's just they dumbed it down and it just it feels weird it feels bad i'm sorry they did that to your series poor me my life's so hard i tried bioshock when it first came out and i just couldn't get into it and i tried it years later again i couldn't get into it uh do you typically like first-person shooters very much yeah i just thought i mean just personally i don't like uh this is gonna not like i know i'm wrong i actually know i'm wrong i just don't like the aesthetic of like under the ocean it's all cramped and messy and i don't know i just don't like looking at it you shouldn't say you're wrong because it's it's that i mean it's you that's your opinion it's like it's all subjective it's usually things i really like it's like gritty and like all that but i just don't like looking at that in particular no i totally get it because that's how i feel about infinite that a lot of people think like oh yeah i don't even like infinite but it's like one of the prettiest games i've ever seen and i was like ugh i liked i like the direction of the early games way better yeah everyone's everyone's different we got so much souls by the way yeah holy [ __ ] um what did we we needed strength to go up just because we want it but also so we could wield that katana and uchika yeah the uchi katuchi the stanley tucci sword soul of bane bane of stanley tucci we could do one more um 18 18 18. i honestly we've been kind of badasses we haven't been dying i'd say just endurance when in doubt just max out that [ __ ] damn baby damn what's the like soft cap in this game or a hard cap of like the stats do you know um i'm pretty sure you can go over level 100 in this one so i'm not sure but because is it like uh dark souls or bloodborne where it reese reaches a soft cap where it stops doing nearly as much because i know in bloodborne it's like 40 or something my wife yeah i have no idea honestly i thought you were a gamer so honestly i'm kind of mad right now but that's fine i'm not angry i mean trust me i know i'm stupid but let the records show i have a knife on the couch let's try to upgrade that katana well first double check that we can wield it i don't i don't know why we shouldn't be able to at this point but okay maybe it's for badass boys unless you want to just stick with the falcon and just upgrade this [ __ ] let's see i just like that the katana has ranged we can use it we're good it's isn't it sweet i hate you virgin mary i like that yeah the r2 is like a super range stabby although the like vertical slice of the fashion but this has vertical slices yeah i think i want i want to use this bad boy that could have been bad okay well okay let's see freaking sephiroth over here say for a while let's see the uchibuchi uchi kistucci we need splinter held oh yeah we have enough always have souls we're domains but because we're interested as of now the foul shit's probably gonna last long do more don't worry we can uh progress in the third world the third world country you take the wheel for a bit you know what i will do this world because i'm more used to it and it's kind of cryptic oh is this the stupid prison one yeah this is the one that's famously like people hate it right but i mean i don't think you're supposed to like it honestly that's the point right it's like a [ __ ] scary dank ass horrible hell yeah the the point is to be a daunting lonely place precisely octopus of bolivia octopus of [ __ ] puss octopus octagona it's a sword guy i like his shield i was about to say the same thing actually it looks like a sweet little pagan little pagan cult designer some friends yeah [ __ ] around with this sword for a bit and if it's just the damage is not there yet because we haven't upgraded it like don't dump that ass this place is [ __ ] scary oh it's where do they have bells and whistles they try to like snatch you because there's things similar to this in bloodborne and uh the [ __ ] nightmare frontier or whatever i thought you saw me there mensis they're like little cthulhu guys mm-hmm yeah this is one of the few areas that i watched isaac play through when he was playing this really so it's somewhat familiar yeah i watched that guy play through the end of it yeah what the [ __ ] you can't push in this is it r2 and forward or r1 oh yeah yes you can like knock shields that way i guess i [ __ ] oh wow it's decent these things are [ __ ] scary what happens if you get caught in that like aoe blast it [ __ ] sends you back to the past oh yeah we should have bought some healing items oh yeah you're right maybe we'll find some yeah it's okay we're pro gamers there's a prison of hope 3f cell key is it like all puzzly in this [ __ ] yeah it's all about kind of keys and doors oh thank god you're playing it i get i get it that's a guy that we're like he's underneath us in the map but he's in like a completely different area can you throw on that stuff without exceeding the weight limit and just look pretty dapper maybe let's see look like you're ready for the winter formal wizard sleeve wizards no no that's creepy if you're playing this by yourself yeah we really can't do that yeah i liked our our current setup is great i like the like dudes who take off their tops and [ __ ] so honestly i could draw mine right now if you want draw i mean to take out your look at some on my pants is it a cat drop trout is it a rat his head is like detached it's a little winchy he's like my chi wee wee is the wench at chihuahua sure is that's a wee-wee he is a chaff i would not like to to use that as a pc gamer chair oh yeah what is that uh i'm trying to think of like a twitch gamer brand but i can't think of any that's the exact chair they should use for babies at restaurants what is it like the nx racer or some [ __ ] like that i don't know like they look like racing seats gaming chairs are usually the shittiest chairs possible dumb i like my good old-fashioned office depot chair it's actually awesome that you can wiggle him around hey little fella hey see i love this that even though it's janky they let you do it yeah like i hate in like red dead 2 or whatever that it's so animation based the movement that you can't just like fling you know like you can spin your guy around right now right round right around baby like it can look janky but at least you have the control like i trade control over like looking visually perfect any day yeah i i honestly god [ __ ] cannot stand grand theft auto is walking around controlling and red dead 2 is like the worst one yeah like it did not get better it got worse oh [ __ ] i shouldn't have done this now these guys will always attack every time we walk by because you can't close the cell there's the range on this sword though that's so nice it's way better yeah oh it's poor little baby uchika i'm going to [ __ ] [ __ ] tamagotchi sword is so good uh you gotta be careful too there's traps on the floor hey now we can actually upgrade [ __ ] when we get back oh i guess we we should go back right now and uh upgrade and buy like some healing stuff maybe yeah you do you boo hey don't call me boo that's sorry that's my father's name it's a habit papa boo boo christian [ __ ] that scared me oh i don't like that pot there's a white light i had no idea that you can do the worlds in any order in this yeah that's cool and also hard oh [ __ ] yeah you that's yeah you made the right call there come at me schmo you suck stupid [ __ ] cthulus i know i've said it like a thousand times already but it's so crazy how [ __ ] good they did on their like first souls game yeah like it's it's on par with the rest of them if not like better in some ways it's it's also weird how like huge of a change this is from the games he did just before it because i think he was working on armored core and before that was kingsfield i think he wanted to like basically make a better kingsfield right yeah that there was inspired there but he's like what if we made that but like good and cool i went i went and bought all of those games and they're [ __ ] [ __ ] are they on ps2 uh mostly ps1 okay there's a few on or i think there's one or two on ps2 i think my friend john paul had one randomly because he got it at like walmart or his mom got it because they were like oh it looks like knights and we played it for a bit and we were like this is dumb yeah it's really boring but i wanna i wanna revisit it after playing this just because i'm curious it's funny i have them outside you could try one king's frilled i mean at the time i'm sure they were awesome what if there was just a game about search engines called bing's field i'd play it the sword [ __ ] rules anyone in like a tornado vicinity of you just gets [ __ ] i wonder is it going to break yeah i still don't know how that whole weapon breaking [ __ ] [ __ ] oh man nope oh [ __ ] you got me i'm dead i think oh but it hurt him what okay what the enemy in my enemy is my front of me wow and there's another key over there we can use keyblade no it's regular old walkie son of a [ __ ] prison of hope so now we i think we can open doors prison of bob hope bob hope keyport welcome to the bob hope prison please uh i'll be your server i've got an itchy ass nose today let's keep going my friend it's cool you could just open everything this is completely unrelated to anything um we've been talking about but my buddy cameron yeah i mentioned earlier that's he's a pretty big fan of bony plays he should if you don't mind you should give him a quick little hello oh really i think he'd be stoked on that hi cameron hey there little fella he actually has uh i don't think it's official merch sold by you but it was like someone on twitter that made a shirt that has like all of your drawings from doodle dudes and it says do you know what i'm talking about uh did they tweet it at you and then that's how we saw it or something ma'am i think that's my friend megan it's like the shirts covered in all the doodles yeah she i think she had painted them yeah cameron has one of those shirts wow i saw it and that's where i was like oh yeah you've been watching only place so it's cool anyway hi cammy and hi megan you'd like cameron he's real funny he's got i think like the best sense of humor oh it's very uh like i don't know low key if the is the word he's not like whoa farts ah but it's like i don't know my baby i'm sorry i just love it who's this guy a little guy he's literally that guy from the hunchback of notre dame he's like yeah if i was playing this section i would have died from the cthulhu ass looking things three times already and i would have just been confused and scared i really don't like uh this section of the level i don't like all right there we go there you go we're doing okay my lady takes tea pain he works from london a nice cup of cocoa oh a nice cup of goop juice um you should trademark that nothing like a nothing like a cup of fog in the morning real demons the soul starts now i like that guy he's helpful i can't not walk by this [ __ ] without breaking it [Music] this makes it so satisfying oh he's just like hi go back in your cell have you heard of the church of jesus christ in latter-day saints oh man he looks [ __ ] haggard it's like perfect timing yes go back in there go to your room go in there go what are you doing [ __ ] idiot come here get in here come on come on come on come on come on you're almost home come on come on little tiki guy good boy okay now sit in this chair sit down you got to get in here oh no i don't like this don't get in it i know how this goes is he really going to get oh i almost made it get in there oh my god that guy's got a [ __ ] stain he's poor unknown hero that sucks yeah this name it the soul is just poop hero soul of a poopy dead soul of a guy that died embarrassingly soul of the diarrhea one soul of diarrhea man oh you see down there would you rather have would you rather would you rather sweat blood so like any time you were sweaty it was blood so even if your hands get a little clammy that's blood coming out instead of sweat yeah or [ __ ] out of your mouth i'll sweat blood i don't want [ __ ] out of my mouth yeah but if any you're in any sort of public space or anything that's going to be blood everywhere it's going to be blood on your clothes because your back gets a little sweaty it's going to be blood like on your forehead i would still prefer it from like [ __ ] breath for the rest of my life i know i i i was having this conversation with my with my lady friend and we she was people like you she's like no i still don't care i would sweat blood and i'm like i don't think you understand how awful that would be but then again [ __ ] out of your mouth would be real bad yeah no i would prefer but you can still do it in the in privacy holy [ __ ] little potman this is are they the ones that are singing like a nice little choir yep all right boys on three one a two a one two three four my baby shut up no it's not really these guys oh he finally escaped the pot i do like the random singing though it's creepy and beautiful we're right near a singing lady merchant stop stabbing you look what you made me you maybe hit this guy do you remember that uh part in bloodborne where because you played through all of it right you know actually i never be bloodborne because there there's an optional area that i think is upper cathedral ward yeah but it's where there's like this big abandoned uh like church looking building anyways there's like these giant uh chandeliers on the ceiling and then randomly like [ __ ] werewolves drop from the ceiling and [ __ ] breaks and it's like really dark and it's scary yeah but that's like one of the only areas in the game that has music and it just sounds like a little boy's choir that's singing because that's like the lore of what went on up there that's cool [ __ ] terrifying and super cool that's what that reminded me of god i love that game yeah i never beat it just because i don't know why dark souls won even though it's like the second half is probably one of the worst in the whole series it kept my attention ah yo you son of a [ __ ] yeah that sucks look oh [ __ ] oh here's a guy there's guys dodge there's a guy there's a guy there's a guy can you please just leave me alone almost run off that [ __ ] thing dude [ __ ] lotus lotus lotus yeah no i'm with you with dark souls though even though the second half isn't as good you're still like you have that drive of okay what what else is there gonna be though that's it i get that yeah there's just something about the first one is the only one that kept my interest the whole way through yeah i definitely didn't beat two or three all the way i played three enough to be like okay i'm i'm satisfied of what i got out of it maybe one day i'll go back to it but i was just like [ __ ] played bloodborne again yeah or the first dark souls at least up this the whole stretch up to uh anor londo is so [ __ ] good yeah that's like honestly peak gaming for me it's pretty [ __ ] great even replaying it it's almost more fun once you know all the different ways and you're like this time i'm gonna go here and do this and then go fight sif and diddle my skittle dude this guy's so [ __ ] scary yeah you're spooked oh [ __ ] damn i think i'm dead no not today buddy not today today he only needs a couple little whackers oh my god let's just leave i'm not going to survive with that health once all you got all these doors open they're going to stay open right yeah if i had a gun a little further i could have got the next key oh he died cool [ __ ] yes did he shock himself with that he might have i don't know we're all scared and then he's just like you know what guys maybe he's tricking me i know i gotta get to aaa i'm gonna dip what happened to you i don't know he died he got shy he died of shyness i wanna do that amy thing what's his face look like oh man he has a beak okay still looks pretty good that is scary though yeah this is covered up eyes yeah after watching you draw in 3d for a little bit i definitely appreciate it this [ __ ] is not easy i liked your little guy thank you you should 3d print him i'll render it and put it right here you should make his ass a exercise ball for real oh no oh oh thank god [ __ ] oh my god i'm nervous are you nervous nonsen i can't get it out i'm so nervous i'm nervous do you know what a nonsense it's the british slang for pedophile [Music] i'm not enough this is not agreeable wait a minute there's guys yeah this is the beginning that was a really lucky accident that little bit of health could have killed us though hey bub level up my [ __ ] [ __ ] in this game when you level up uh stamina does it make your equip load higher like in the others like in dark souls uh isn't that how it works in dark souls that like if your stamina gets higher you can wear more armor and fast roll i'm not sure actually there's some stat that increases it if i don't there's gonna be comments in all these videos being like jacob thinks he thinks this but actually he's dumb stupid and blind it's okay everyone knows everything i know what are you doing [ __ ] if you are attacked yes i am a disciple of god he teaches miracles i've never [ __ ] with magic in these games bad guy i have sinned keith urban he's of no use to him now i have run away okay yep good for you bud uh do you do anything pumpkin pie haircut freak oh we got crescent moon ass that's like the shittiest this stuff is pretty bad better than nothing but you can buy a ton of it though yeah yeah just do that [ __ ] it okay we're good let's let's beat this tower oh there's a big webbity do it's really cool looking actually what is this webbing to do this prison was built in 1812 by spiders they all sniffed and something happened sniffed when spiders sniff at the same time things i love those damn sniffing spider folk freaking hey two cups of flour one smidgen of pigeon [Laughter] one sniffing spider man you really freaked all these frickers i don't even care i think this is very scary just to see that like what are you doing in there ah they were packing us up and they forgot about us they said they were giving me pot this is ridiculous get out of here okay leave that guy he can live you [ __ ] good thing we talked all those barely give you anything better than nothing though you're already burning through them what is going on oh where'd you come from and why didn't you hit me oh my god dude that's scary [ __ ] you i love that r2 attack dude if you ever feel like getting sassy like switch to two-handed and do it where he does like the charge up over here that'd be sick yeah we were talking about how it's it's kind of dumb that this game doesn't have the estes yeah and i think i do still stand by that i like the estes system better that it's like okay you have this amount of set things you know ration it out but there is an element of like you having to be in charge of your healing items that it does make souls kind of more important yeah that's true because it's like yeah they're still important in the other games because you use them to level up but in this it's like you have to worry about that and potentially buying [ __ ] just like the blood vials and bloodborne so it is another difficulty thing but i don't know if i like it i don't know the only problem is like you can abuse it by as much as you want right but also if you're not good at the game you get doubly [ __ ] because you're not you don't have any souls to level up because you keep spending them on files yeah and then like if you can't buy vials you're just going to keep dying over and over and not make any progress yeah so yeah i i think i still don't like it well i don't know that's just like you're just very big lebowski [Laughter] yeah it's nile's bully laugh he's he invented it he's the mastermind come get me ass [ __ ] yeah ass [ __ ] don't fall again that's where i fell that time hey bib classic only plays moment 207 oni falls she's like oh oh my god i didn't i didn't see you there sorry that she's just all polite and nice i'm auditioning does she sell you stuff yeah hey you can see me right i like that that she's singing but she's not like a spook the spooky enemy there was a guy there okay what are you gonna sell you're an ordinary human aren't you yes definitely aren't what's going on with your head i shouldn't probably wear a mask oh yes let me buy [ __ ] that's all you got to say oh i love her name once royal mistress that she like it's totally not anymore she used to sell big old full grass moon [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude the ring of everest is so good it's it's cost 50 000 though yeah but it's totally worth it yeah yeah [ __ ] oh we can use this and get a full moon grass a stone that radiates a guiding light i'm gonna buy just one of these just just in case old spice thank you you smell good dude i love two-handing [ __ ] in these games it makes me feel like a badass makes me feel like a big strong man makes me so freaking excited for sakura sakiro however the [ __ ] you say it prison of bob hope level four bubble prison oh wow watch where you're swinging me i'm kind of scared now that they're gonna jump out and [ __ ] stab me with poison once you open the menu they're like all right boys he's messing with the goop get him he made whitney let's see oh you little [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm gonna get the other ones just in case it happens again okay what did this little twinkies have yep yep i don't feel good about this last one ah do you want to get inside of any of these is there like a secret area if you play rook or rook if you play uh if you gamble with it i don't think so i don't remember that got some unknown diarrhea souls it's been a long time since i played it this far i mean it's not even far but this is usually about after as much as i play it before i get bored yeah but i'm i do want to see the [ __ ] i remember i remember the gargoyles being really [ __ ] cool wait like the gargoyles you fight on the rooftop and dark souls no they're completely different oh they're like really different like aesthetically ashantay they look very scary i'm adam mozelle what's down here i think there's a important character around here scared small man hello daddy no yeah that's a really catchy song [Music] come get me squiddy uchi katuchi is such a sweet sword sure is that's such a that's such the move this area sure has become easy because of it yeah what the [ __ ] oh is that another player appears to be locked no i don't remember him standing there like why would another player be behind the gate the game just randomly imprisons other players ritalin precious my name is okay good for you buddy have fun all right i want to figure out what's going on with this screamy dude that's him oh it's this guy yeah we need to go find a key and get him out all right so now i am lost i don't know what to do let's see if i can find our way out of here i like running around with your guard up flicking your bean let's play a song on this wall that's pretty did good see jennifer jennifer did you play all of the metal gear solid games um i played and beat one and then i watched people beat to watch people beat three then i watched a bunch of videos about forks i never wanted to actually sit through all of it yeah it's you shouldn't yeah it just doesn't seem normal yeah there's like sections of it that are really really cool and then sections of it that are just like what the [ __ ] is this game doing and not in a cool way like two yeah i've been thinking about two a lot lately for some reason that game was very much ahead of its time two seems like the most uh like it's the most crazy one he did yeah but it's like so self-aware yeah like there's parts towards the end of the game where like the you know because it's unveiled at the colonel and everything is ai where it starts like freaking out and breaking the fourth wall and [ __ ] yeah it's so scary and they like the game low-key predicted like meme culture and like how the internet is even though it came out in like 2001 it's kind of insane yeah kojima is crazy and some of his [ __ ] is very hit or miss but there's some stuff in two that's like it hits look we got new fluted armors is it the same we should totally drop this let's say i think they're exactly the same right yeah they're like just in case you accidentally threw away your first one this is where you find it in the game if you don't pick this class yeah that's cool though there we go unknown stinky soul of a stinky man soul of a man that had no friends it's like huh poor guy soul of a guy who hated dogs oh i don't like this you don't like that i don't like what about this oh i like that he's in the dark oh it's like a ball of arms it's a ball of dudes that's awesome actually get out of there that's super cool i don't know what to [ __ ] do about this situation oh he shoots [ __ ] magic at you it's weird this is when firebombs would probably be key or magic spells dude just like a stab attack like the one you can do from range like the charged r2 when he gets near you oh man that doesn't do anything i'm gonna leave him yeah that's a wise choice i will take his treasure though let's go this way oh that thing is gnarly i like it don't say gnarly i'm sorry i think he's chris farley oh no he's dead i shouldn't say that i think it's bob marley [ __ ] he's dead i think it's uh jafar lee no he's dead too i think my favorite steam name i've ever come up with is kareem abdul-jafar that is what you're stupid that one that one stuck around for a while oh [ __ ] there's a thing i think my name on games for a while now has just been mommy really i made it that and i just never cared to change like on steam i'm pretty sure it's still mommy you might want to be that out in case people find you yeah whatever yeah they already see it in videos when i capture footage and it's there that's like oh there's a ton of mommies on there i'm not too worried i guess you're i guess you're right yeah you ain't got a bit that's fine well we found our way outside the stock this area is getting cool you can get out here the prison i thought that it'd just be kind of a miserable [ __ ] hole but i'm actually really digging the the atmosphere of it probably because i don't have to play it but i do like it it is just uh it's kind of hard and it's broody wait i'm confused how do you get out of here again yo gamers if you're also confused put a chat in the in the chat oh no i thought it stuck me tony please monica please just let's do that on april fool's it's just randomly a girl named monica hi i'm monica has nothing to do with you or your name like what do you call an editor when he's going to sleep anything but that i was going to say a better we're back in it ladies and gentlemen we are returning for the fifth time lady gaga and her minion lady gay guy here we go oh you know you know something hmm this is something silly i might actually xd you and your sillys where was this that was this way sorry so uh you know let's let's start a new conversation okay dude honestly when i was five i thought god was my dog i thought your dog was god the anagram that's the only reason so wait now i'm up here that skips like 60 of the level could you please move please move move do you think that you would ever make a sports video game uh no even if it was like a made-up sport like quidditch well i mean like you make up a sport in the game like uh metal gear quidditch sure yeah look at that i have uh seven siblings like how old are you yeah they're all full siblings too your parents had lots of stuff my parents did they played a game called pin the tail on the top pin the sperm in my woman's egg sac yeah yeah i got five five sissies two brothers five sis sisters yep they're all cis [ __ ] lizard what are you doing lizard lizard wizard stay okay that's always nice okay that's what killed me that's that's his whole deal but he died maybe i'll just go in here oh ooh lolly ooda golly what a day you ever watched the old robin hood animated disney yeah i like that movie i watched it a lot as a kid i did too i thought maid marion was a total babe yeah made me into a furry yeah that's a joke i was gonna make between her and roxanne in a goofy movie it's like i'm kind of surprised i'm not a furry roxanna in a goofy movies a little wet nose would make your dick feel all cold and wet that she sucks you off oh i me i've found something there we go you found a lot of things oh look at this that's knives e god of knives are you looking at this [ __ ] no look at this this is scary oh i thought you meant like that i was reading something on my phone you know this is this is spook this is uh i didn't know it was october you know you can roll right past all these but the timing is very particular and it changes the closer you get so it's very risky it's speed runner type [ __ ] i don't know man should i try and dodge this [ __ ] i mean how else are you supposed to proceed you have to go around a very long way i'm gonna try [ __ ] it your health is already handicapped just go for it oh one shot it insta kills you though i was gonna say like oh no you you got this oh can you do the voices of the villagers or the cult people in residue before i'd like to stop i need to think of a bunch of them because having played it recently the cult ones are my favorite that's what i was trying to remember but really low and like the guy was just eating the mic that guy's scary sounds like he's saying go halo gohan i love the zombie noises in the old resident evil games too because they just sound like they're tired like resident evil 2 had the scariest ones you know this is this place there you go no no i've already been here there you don't go yeah i like this ketchup someone's annoying eating hot dogs over there editor i'm so [ __ ] sorry editor can you fax us a prima strategy guide you can keep that bit in that was a good joke let's keep this part in too so people know i approved of my own joke okay so okay guys check this out do you want me to look up like a game facts guide no need you ready no need plays oh oh oh what i did it god we're definitely missing a final uh what do you call it ring or key we're missing something yeah we're missing a key because did you go to the right no oh in there what's that what's going on here [ __ ] what's all going on what is this what the [ __ ] go get some go get some go get man where am i going is this the valhalla map in halo 3 yes what's the branch yes of the eels oh man look at those look at those guys dang one of these [ __ ] is gonna come to life and start [ __ ] us in it i don't think yet what's this touch bloodstain what are you gonna do buddy there's a prompt that's just like lick the blood oh they tried falling onto that oh i want to do a gold man do you want to start a podcast called blood boys more than anything in the world or we just sniff blood we review different kinds of blood just comment on it oh dude here's the thing oh there's the kids it's not the keys what the [ __ ] is going on over here he's doing a little thing yeah let's see prison the hope special key okay so this is a fun thing this guy talked to him right what do you want i am a humble servant i do not wish to interfere and i won't cause you trouble i won't so yeah yeah walk again so that's it that's all he says what do you think jakey i think he stuck to him again i won't what happens if you take all your clothes off oh i can tell you what what this guy is so that's a boss fight down there right and if we leave him alive she cannot die he just brings her but he just brings her back when you kill her oh so he's like a secret bad guy yeah oh so you have to come up here if you actually want to beat the boss yeah and like and you have no idea yeah if you miss it it's just like [ __ ] that's so shitty i know but it's also kind of like no it's when i say that i mean in like the i i love it but i hate it it's it's the you know what i mean it's the dark souls thing like i'm not i know this type of [ __ ] exists but it's like oh man it's just cool i like it yeah cause in the age of the internet it's like why not have stuff like that yeah so this area is sweet to look at not to play yeah you're gonna try it i'm gonna try it i don't think it's too bad come on come on come on booby go oh yeah whoa that's it that's not worth it and then you just have to die a dumb death now um you gotta take it oh what oh there's an invader zen oh my god oh god i'm dead that's it that's no more leave me be get your shield out yeah holy [ __ ] they were invisible you shouldn't just maybe heal if you get the chance [ __ ] it come on come near me oh he's gonna get blocked on that rock you're good shoot to me oh you're perfect um that's not a player no yeah i figured it was one of the like fake invader things yeah the scripted stuff i really doubt we'd get invaded by the five people playing oh my god they're [ __ ] strong come here this does kind of make me miss fighting other players though even though it's so janky jesus christ i never really liked the online fighting because it like it never felt fair yeah it's too but it still could be really fun too much exploiting i liked bloodborne pvp the most i did a lot of bloodborne pvp you do the [ __ ] [ __ ] ass warped behind backstabs in that one no that's why i like it okay well dark souls one like that people just really figure that one out yeah no dark souls pvp is a joke bloodborne the stupid thing about it is that like you know there's not estes it's blood vials so there'd be the thing of like a fight would be about to end and then the person would run away and just pop like [ __ ] blood vials and they could have like 25 of them so the fights would just never end yeah so but then you'd have some fights where you could like clearly see the other person was never gonna heal and then i'd be like all right i respect it so then you just you duel it you got this though yeah this isn't too bad it just caught me off guard a little if i were you i'd be a dumb [ __ ] trying to like parry him and i'd totally die yeah it's so fun i love doing parries i can't not if it's oh [ __ ] it feels good to pull off but yeah i would [ __ ] up too much it's such a risk that stabby move with the katana is just so good no [ __ ] [ __ ] wouldn't that happens come on end this there you go nice use your little bow or cross yep yep all right i pushed it i do love that shield sound i kind of wish they kept that in the other games i wonder why they didn't because correct me if i'm wrong but that's not in dark souls is it um i actually can't remember i think it's just like a shield sound it's not like a special sound come on come on one more yeah all the sounds are so good like as you're hitting them they're like ghostly oh like all that feedback is so good oh look at this stuff you got a black stone you got it you got some stuff good job you only got three of these for the boss fight but i believe you can come on here be wary of the enemy's cuteness all right let's see what's going on here personally mother of god pray for us oh my god are you irish yeah oh my god are you scottish look at that whoa look at the look at her cape dude she's perfect for a gang bang she's perfect for birthday parties you can schedule her now terrify your child oh this music is very cool just because it's not all of you you're totally right that all of the boss fights might not be the most engaging but they're all unique as [ __ ] yeah at least so far they are i know we've only done like three or four but i've liked all of them this one is kind of like watch where you step because she lays little traps oh like there okay so now let's see what what the [ __ ] that's [ __ ] what is happening what okay that's i don't like that was just complete horseshit what are you [ __ ] serious that's dumb oh where's that lady she over here you want to buy some grass if she'll sell me some i don't think i have an oh you know what i should have enough if i use some of these yeah we'll be good she is scary looking she really is she's a haggard the camera near her head what's wrong with you is it a mask i can't tell i think she's got bandages and [ __ ] on her face the once royal lady like the touches of what can i lady duke touches the fourth the stinkiness lady stinky from cambridge she's had better days oh i love you lady duchess dickington [Laughter] she looks like a star wars character like in the prequel films it's what princess amidala could have looked like what a sham look at her little titties they're sweet little biscuits did you buy grass from her ass yeah i got five don't do oh those are full moon too yeah do those heal you all the way no but they're pretty good you should have a series called kony plays and it's all about kony 2012 playing with his dead body yeah if i could find it anyone could it's greatest mystery hasn't been solved i feel like i could find it i feel like we could find if we put our minds to it if i can beat this level i can find the body of kony i think really yeah that sounds logic you can beat lady duchess duke stinkington the third i hate these traps i hate these okay lord lady duke taking stinky tin come on oh [ __ ] oh wow that counted that's awesome oh wow i didn't even look at the health bar you're kind of kicking her bass this time get out okay let's see oh there's one there one there okay let's try this okay now that we can see the traps i get that it is kind of cool it's cool it's just for the very first game dumb the first time it just didn't feel very fair yeah it didn't feel fair at all we couldn't see him and then she just blindsided you oh that's she's sandra bullock style i'm gonna that's her yeah she the one spraying the biggest one is the real one she's the big sprayer yeah she's the irl oh okay okay i'm gonna heal just in case got this far yeah you got this one in the bag jesus i'm happy you didn't give up oh lucky oh no don't hit me the good thing is that doesn't even hurt you that much i know you really have to [ __ ] up to lose this and we don't even have full health car oh wow she really just [ __ ] herself oh no i [ __ ] myself you got it though i think you could finish here got one in there come on one more you oh my god she did that like four times hooray the demon was killed look at these guys i love them i freaking love those things yeah that's sweet also i didn't pick up her [ __ ] thing i really hope you pick up her soul at the altar or some earth after this i don't know if i can get back unless you just backtrack right you can't you're like up like 20 miles in the sky now even if you go back to the nexus look remember remember remember wait so even if you go back to the nexus and then go back to the first torch we'll have to run all the way back yeah oh wait no this might be it let's see touch hearthstone got it okay now we're fine nice return to the nexus returns to the years it looks sweet you know i really like this place this part blacksmith ed and boldwheat blacksmith bed and doldwin wait don't do that hey you're the beautiful maiden in black correct hey hey lady hey lady you want to see my flute armor you want to see it you want you want to see you want to see you what you're going to crank boy crank that strengther boy god do you want to save some souls so that we can upgrade the sword shut up yeah yeah let's go and upgrade the sword we can actually yeah the sword and the scene so the world might be mended hey the sword i could [ __ ] [ __ ] it just ends there i can [ __ ] ee look at that i just need you to know that i can [ __ ] oh dude keep going uchika knee uh we need more splinter cells oh can you buy splinter cells i think so oh we should heal our [ __ ] i don't think we need that we could also buy some arrows just in case i i really like having arrows actually it's fun it can't be granted let's see so does he sell splinter cells you can buy 193 hours and he does not oh well then yeah [ __ ] arrows yeah cool man that's a booyah i'll show you a little bit of this level do come back alive so i may find i need your biscuits fool's idol yes what do you think that stands for what what do you say it says fool's idol a s um always sneaky yes anyways suck it a sock [Laughter] one that's just one tube suck look at this place oh this is like ewok village and returning the jedi it's not at all oh i thought it was a big web what is it oh they're like chains ah that's really cool it's like it's like a man-made spiderweb but you know with chains that big they would be you know dampened a little bit they're a little too straight okay yeah i think they're chains it looks a little weird all right gargoyles time to be [ __ ] or get [ __ ] what's going on what's it gonna be they're [ __ ] so cool they are so cool oh [ __ ] look at that little guy i like how they bring you up here and then they leave you alone and now they're like actually we want to kill them on second thought dead dead or alive you're coming with me here we're taking you to a basement and we're playing dead or alive beach ball whether you want to or not beach bowling ball we're gonna play it on the xbox and you're gonna come just wait hey that one's real i [ __ ] these guys are sweet there's something really creepy about them it's a black with the red eyes they're way creepier than like the imp looking things in uh dark souls come here there you silly billy come on miller where are you i think it's how they fly at you that looks really scary where'd he go hey i lost him i lost him on the scouter what happened to him okay i guess we're good to go oh there he is we were oh look look at that like you go oh that's yeah you're right that's why they're creepy they're so [ __ ] tall and lanky oh they die pretty easy though i like their faces it's like the green goblin you're boring me spider-man yeah these guys are sweet okay i see why you're a fan that really [ __ ] stock sound effect that they used in the resident evil intro we have like the original game yeah the doggies oh yeah hello liar hey no i'm not i mean i am kind of i like the way you can just see him all right is that like a giant breathing snake i think that's a heart oh man that's okay it's [ __ ] strange i like this is this like latria even though the prison was [ __ ] i really like the vibe a lot it's so spooky i'm like the more and more you're going through it i'm like okay demon souls there's a lot of uh strange ambiance really adds to it yeah hey die because like dark souls 2 is the same way where you have a hub world and then you're going to these different locations but all of them felt super random but this one they all feel like really unique cool places yeah kind of have some like cohesiveness in the world you know what else is cool about these guys you can flame them no they always uh drop a uh an unknown soldier's soul so it seems like they took the souls of men and put them in these things that's some do you ever watch the vati vidya uh yeah you still he breaks down the stories yeah you're doing some insight like that like well if they had this item that must mean that they [ __ ] i'm probably wrong i don't know but no i think that's that seems about right sense yeah it's down here is this your right face what's your nose sniffing god they're so cool yeah i know i think they're like the way they walk with their long ass arms they look kind of like gorillas and their wings are so tall it really reminds me of the harpies and uh jason and the argonauts you need to watch that so cool i do no these these guys are probably my favorite enemies we've encountered so far they're really sweet they've always been mine i like the motion blur on their eyes like i don't know if that's just the game tweaking but it looks really good dark souls has motion blur on everything right i think so his wings sure don't motion blur is weird most of the time i think it just looks like [ __ ] and it hurts my eyes but then other times i'm like oh that actually looks real good i've never had a problem with it i think if it's on like people and things and objects it's fine it's when it's on the surroundings yeah that you're like whoa what's going on like in dead rising one they handle the grid dead rising one still looks really good and for how old it is that it was like an early 360 game it it's impressive freaking love that game i've never beaten it really yeah i never never played it all the way through that's a game where like everything about it is fun but the actual main thing to do is the least fun of anything yeah oh that's the whole i was supposed to go to town on it no it's blocking we need it we i think we were supposed to come down a different way but this is fine for now come here little [ __ ] he's like hey oh he's got a ball he's shooting the slowest little arrows at you oh it's a crossbow a little cross across don't back up into the foyer yes die little guy yes damn poor guy oh man there's another enemy in this level that's [ __ ] terrifying to behold i like that it's it's not just unknown soldier it's unknown hero that it's like they took the souls of heroes oh yeah that too that's spooky what is this five nights at freddy's where am i in a haunted house i would really like to know the lore behind this area i never looked into it yeah that'd very much be done oh is one of these gonna drop down and be like shortcut status yeah not sure valuable treasure if you smack the chain yeah you were you were thinking it i tried man what the hell is going on here are you blocking my video there he goes i'm confused i came this way and that's it okay i like i just noticed in the headphones you can hear the faint like beating of a heart i didn't notice that till now yeah it's like and then there's the oh there we go oh this is the way i was supposed to go wait is it um i'm confused what's the note say behind you the area be wary hmm very confused i guess there is a darkness over there yeah is this one of those [ __ ] times where there's like an invisible bridge you run across no that's not in this one i guess we'll just go back the way we came i was pretty sure this was the wrong way anyway why does he crash me because he's gay mr frodo mr frodo mr frodo sneaker wants to finger me marital be a good spot a little bit yeah oh that way okay and then you go up everyone just want to fail i always wish i could do smeagol voice my best buddy in south dakota does it really well and i like i never understood how you do it i try to do it and it just sounds like i can't even begin to do it because you're doing something weird with like your throat and mouth okay slowly getting it going oh you're gargling like like toothpaste yeah you do that sound a lot of them well that's all i do you fell from the heavens get off you can't fly this guy went to devry watch your tone he's diverse get out of here careful on that edge get daddy watch him go give me that before you get out of here see you later oh that's sweet yeah god i love gargles i love gargling gargoyle nuts this is definitely the right way to go yeah if there's enemies you're doing something good okay well see you later i thought he was gonna like strike down real fast that was gonna be a cool attack where he like goes up and then just like when they got those little crossbows they don't do much they just like just shoot shoot down huh two oh oh oh sean tate you can play with fire and get oh god there's three now [ __ ] get out get out the problem with running away from enemies in these games if you get far enough they stop carrying but you could have like 10 enemies trailing you yeah not in the mood for it really oh my god i thought he was gonna go off if he didn't move you're gonna be screwed hey don't fly don't fly don't fly there you go give me your thing thanks you're gonna have hella souls after all these guys yeah what was that [ __ ] mr frodo keep doing that mr frodo i can't stop exploding [Laughter] it's just like it keeps you were the wrong possible choice the worst possible choice oh [Music] holy sh mr frodo mr frilly oh you know what you're easy you're stupid oh get [ __ ] get [ __ ] feel my blade feel my blade [Music] i fell off here huh i keep thinking that you can jump because then you could just boogie over but is there like an elevator it sounds like an elevator's coming down oh you're so [ __ ] right little nicky jakey hey it's not my name not wear it out it's it's neffrey jeffrey uh clothed moses hey what are you up to here land with some arrows arrows oh my god that is the scariest thing that was green goblin type [ __ ] god he's just whacking his forehead on the wall stop making me do this oh my god oh little fella dude you should put that in the next one oh hello little guys we're praising our god the jar of water we are giving our yellow urine no that's a shitty joke yellow year and take our yellow energy urine take our seed oh my god don't do it oh my god oh give me your oh what's going on here uh-oh oh it's one of the chains oh oh so what we're trying to do is break that heart free just a smidge drop that heart down okay wow they had a lot of fun stuff here [Music] spread upon [Laughter] that's uh english slang for vagina he said mange like a dog that has mange [Music] you know what this is a little shortcut it's all glowy down there you see that you got a purple light and a green light you know what this isn't a shortcut this is the segment the next segment the rapper rapper the wrapper the rapper jk rowling shut up the first time that happened i was like wait no all right i'm a grown man stop making me talk to you oh okay these are the enemies i was talking about oh wacky oh my god they are [ __ ] are you like his little double head they actually have one of the uh sound effects from dark souls little scorpion kings name the enemy and dark souls it sounds like this oh is it the guys with the giant clubs in blighttown no but it isn't blacktown it's those little bugs the little fire shooters oh yeah i hate those oh yeah okay okay fly down this is like i really did start with this game of like all right make it dark make it swampy the [ __ ] up thing is there's two swamps in this game and then there's uh one swamp in dark souls one there's two swamps and dark souls two i think there's two in dark souls three yeah there's a big swampy area in three yeah and it's [ __ ] boring yeah i don't know it's like he really likes his swamps yeah that meme is like the dark souls checklist oh [ __ ] there's big and small these guys are terrifying you know they're one of the coolest things ever man demons those rules yeah holy [ __ ] you can hit me down there oh that stabby attack's the way to go yeah they they are way more susceptible to that oh man they might actually kill me here holy [ __ ] you're strong you're brave i'm just gonna fail here for a second does this swamp hurt you at all no it's just it slowly like seep into your butthole or anything please poison you slowly mr potter slowly tell me what red seeping anus bane is mr potter mr weasley that shapes into your puzzle what that's snape he never says that i wanted to go but snape i don't know whose voice is that high pitch but snape i want to go to brighton snake it was brightness it's an area in uh area it's like a game no it's it's somewhere in europe it's from pride and prejudice oh really yeah there's lightning yeah there's a little one of the younger sisters i don't know why i know this [ __ ] oh oh you cut him in half holy [ __ ] yeah one of the spoiled little sisters she's like but i want to go to brighton hey you there dude i love cutting off their giant tails that's sweet yeah these guys are [ __ ] awesome you stay down there lady duchess duke dickington stinkerton the fourth removed of the stinksville of samwise province a finger bang province worry of world's tendencies do you know anything about world's tendency you [ __ ] idiot i know about chicken tenders in the world let's uh go over here okay pick up on us okay some treasures which one are you i am the little man with the very big hand is a free elf dobby is so [ __ ] ripped get out of dobby's room harry potter what a bastard you are harry potter must not return what's harry potter must leave my room i built this stream you [ __ ] peed out [Laughter] dobby is a small elf swole [Laughter] give me your socks and you might not be killed he has a gym and people give him socks so they could get a monthly membership that's what the only payment he accepts i need your sucks what in your now it is to kill you harry potter oh no not more of these [ __ ] i'm not afraid dobby is a buff elf tap dabby it's been circumcised potter dopey [ __ ] dobby [ __ ] a lot he is a slow elf javi's a [ __ ] mr potter i don't like anything about this dobby oh man we're blazing it now we're putting weed in our eyes we're really really getting it weed you're not gonna stop oh oh that's not good come back come back oh come back no no no get back no no come back come back come back no no no no no no no no please please little thing please little thing please little thing come on where is it there's like a metaphor for having an awkward conversation with someone as you wait for the elevator does the elevator stop when it knows you're [ __ ] i'm confused i don't know where is it this world tendency is tending to make me sweaty see you later mercedes takes uh hogwarts receipt has gone wild and on i love dobby he's one of my favorites dude he's such a gross little thing he's like the human embodiment of wench yeah that's what i was going to say with this flappy little ears some dogs really look like it you've been here before right or is this a difference a new one oh get out of here jumpy is a freak they're all dobby and he [ __ ] he [ __ ] like there's now tomorrow sound oh here we go here we go oh yeah oh yeah jake my chain oh yeah oh that's a big chain oh oh it's getting tight oh wow whoa whoa whoa whoa oh there's not a hand i was expecting it to be the rule of three dude this is just like in bloodborne when you attack the giant brain thing and it falls down but it's a big brain instead of a heart well we're doing it we're doing good yeah oh my god god those things are disgusting oh so this thing was creating these disgustus acoustics at your service this is so cool lord duchess dobby duke slayington queen the the sex the [ __ ] you i'm a free elf i love lord farquaad sir oh [ __ ] i'm gonna oh god let's just run to a save we're under a safe i think we're at the beginning yeah there's one back there take a slight ride we're doing it in 500 feet be a freak i'm gonna kill myself no no no well we did it we did it yeah tune in next time for another episode of stone stonewall jackson stoner bros coming up next time [Music] [Applause] me [Music] [Applause]

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Id: e8ooNRM39dk

Length: 219min 25sec (13165 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 18 2020