Super Mario 64 (Complete Series)

only play with friends everybody welcome to mario 64. welcome to the game uh that uh you you guys have played already but we're gonna play it again that's true we did multiplayer in it i have not i have not watched them at all so i don't know how you guys did have you ever played this game before julian uh i played it a while back yeah you were sleeping i hooked it up and i played it for i don't know like an hour or so i had a really hard time because i've never played it before i'm sorry julian it'll be okay my friend it's a classic you know i know shigeru mia motivated him to sleep poor santa he put everybody to sleep here he comes mamma mia there he is let just play mario do the jump there you go that's a long jump um chris do all the tricks we gotta play the game first chris do you know all the tricks yeah do a side jump yeah do the side jump okay because i don't know how to do it now the side jump there you go god damn he actually did it yeah how do you do the side jump you run to the side and you jump i couldn't figure it out you just turn around really quick and do it yeah it's fine good job chris thank you can you do the super duper jump do do do do do do can you do that jump there's the evil that's toad what's wrong with them remember him from the movie what the huh what's wrong what's wrong he's having a little fun that's all what nothing what chris i think mario's hat's funny it's true it's got little eyes on it what is that why are you laughing look how little polygon it is it can't look like that you mean the graphics yeah you gotta add um a shader what shader would you add i want to download the realistic shader and then what that's that's it that's how you make a game better that's baby mode might be your big boy cube why do you guys walk around like a baby i'm a boy baby because it's a funny thing that you can do what if they change the boss baby to the boy baby why did that he has a boy baby it's a sequel why did they even bother get like adding a crawling is mario walking like a goober because you have so many movement options julian i mean you don't you end up using that all right do you you do look funny it's very funny you intimidate people we good stop laughing keep laughing because mario runs like a there you go [Laughter] shut up chris i'm sorry i just can't fight him i can't help but enjoy this feeble child's game this is a game for babies uh how dare you scale my fountain only those with the most simple of mines would enjoy this would be a look at this dip give him a toss i can't do it i'm too scared you just run the out of here you you don't throw him off the side he gets mad at you really yeah really i always thought that was the point see he's mad at you is he really yeah you gotta talk to him now you must fight with honor this is why would they even bother this is cool they didn't know how to code it they could code it though it's so much harder to actually throw him off the side yeah he jumps back in he could have done it buster he's real fast just stop moving there you go what really yeah you just have to stop moving that's cool so did you you got this game when it came out didn't you yeah yes what was that like to see mario uh break into the third dimension uh i spent an hour playing the facelift game and then it was my brother's turn and i cried really how old were you when this come out who's that so it sounds like friends okay did you ever play this why do you keep laughing because mario's funny he's a funny little man that's true he is oh go do the slide he eat a lot of spaghett i go do the slide yeah go do the slide why is his butt so big uh because he has to land on it wait stand to the side did it always poke out that much yeah yeah when he's all lumpy when you're walking it looks real okay leave him alone he's got big big lumps this is fun where do i get to the slide it's upstairs oh yeah why did you change the camera sorry i didn't push the wrong button there you go it's over there is that the one so you get you use a power star to open the door whoa then mario's head will hit the floor he screams as he breezes through the seams there we go he made it dude he's so graceful so agile what am i doing just getting coins you gotta be in 20 seconds wait really yeah i can't do that this is hard you can do it i can't i'm not cool enough you have to do like a crazy thing where you jump off you don't have to really yeah if you're fast enough you don't have to are you serious you're not gonna make it i know i'm not gonna ah told you it's hard we can get that there we go why does what julian nothing nothing what what is what julian let's talk about a thing we gotta have a discussion yeah we haven't had any conversation we've just been like snickering here i can't help it i'm enjoying my game mario's so cool where's the pakistani level what the level of the gold are you talking about here give me a give your arm you mean lethal one more go do you mean sticky lava land yes stinky lover mario goes to icky sticky land oh what's this he goes to ooey gooey world i'd be happy why because i like it i like that scene why because it's gooey who's this [Music] you almost killed yourself i didn't kill myself okay oh oh my god i can't see oh there you go i was in first person mode wait wanna see a trick yeah check this out that's a neat trick yeah damage boost up the side of the mountain get the blue whoa oops that's a goof i like this song i like it too and people are like this song is boring but it's good what are you doing oh my god hey i got the star that was terrifying [Laughter] the classic mario cord uh what what other things did he always say good doctor here gay bowser you say we why did you laugh because i didn't even say anything snow is so fun stop it what julian get the coin don't have fun playing games this is boring to watch no it's not it's fine did you did you ever see the got milk ad where they're playing mario 64 and they say come on mario get the coin he says you you no he says let's do it all right it breaks out of the tv do i bring this to mama bear yeah yeah goodbye oh chris okay good on you chris what happened to him where happened oh my god okay who's whose house do you think this is uncle chimney why does he have a door where do i bring this blue slide down he's a reckless on the right on the right you can do it he's a blue recluse if you're here you can do it can he no is he not going to be a pit have you go whoosh then here yeah over there if you jump can i do a long jump with this little no okay but you can die i'm good oh you got stuck in the snake you play you're good at this you probably should you don't have to why'd you do that because i may not have the penguin because i made it to the bottom but you don't have the penguin i know you can do this you go over here what's happening what what are you laughing at julian eat my dude i don't want it over here i don't want to so julian yeah what was what was the magic in this week the what was the magic what was the magic of the week what was the magic in the weekly what are you talking about tell me the magic hello friend um i i took the man and i put him in the pan did you yeah it was really funny did you watch pan's lab room i miss pan's library i haven't seen it in a long time you found mama turkey it's not a turkey that's a penguin that's not that's icy peguigo let's see penguin pinguini i didn't do the funny joke where you kill the baby baby everybody does it they throw him off the cliff we did it in our playthrough that's true i'm sorry everyone i didn't do the big funny uh what's the second one oh the slide i need to watch more interviews with guillermo del toro so that i have more material to imitate him on what does he sound like he he goes away from the grapple with that guide you oh really yeah is he cutie uh some people probably would think so what about you people me people not really what about my people whoa i'm not uh i don't go for the round men why not you think they're ugly [Music] get the shine sprite the shine sprite the cauldron the shine sprite what do you think of the flood the flood yeah is he your from your favorite mario character wait is it she can i play the the sand level stinky sand please grand master okay win the game that tree was facing you oh my dumbbell shipped oh really yeah julian i ordered some dumbbells you want a good booth yes julian desperately chris check out this really funny jump you ready oh my god that was funny no oh how did you do that oh no oh jesus i am going to get so scared it's okay julian i don't like it i'll hold your hair he's up too high [Laughter] hold my hair swing me around over your head remember always hold your mother's hair before crossing can you caber toss a man caper toss yeah what does that mean yeah you swing them around and then you throw them and whoever throws the farthest wins like bowser yeah y'all do that you say say long so long gay julian so long see now you do this jump you're ready for this yeah [Music] why'd you do that i didn't make it now you got to restart the level did you just say the n word the level he said level chris what don't don't cuss what are you talking about you're putting words in my mouth and words to be personal which ones are they tasty no it tastes like hatred and raisins and raisins what's wrong with raisins uh nothing i like raisins do you like rum raisin ouch no what is your favorite ice cream flavor chris um strawberry mint who is your family coconut i hate coconut tasting except for ice cream i actually i used to hate coke stop doing that why ding dong why i hate i used to hate coconut but now i like it okay i only like it in when it's cold i love mint ice i have never had coconut milk though mint ice cream with little chocolate chips is the best that does sound nice it's green i usually i like some combination of peanut butter chocolate and coffee that's good yeah you're right and when you get like uh like wafery and stick it in there for a little crunch then a little a little hot chocolate fudge sauce on top tasty poo a little whipped cream perhaps a cherry or two hey how's spooky pood going i don't know spooky pewd ow what are you talking about it's a there was a it's an indie game that i liked the look of it's uh chris what are you laughing at it's what this screech of a siren just happened you're talking about christ i hear anything okay you hit the tree for sake it's a good movie there do it do it i'm scared okay watch watch and learn okay that was actually close what are you doing for sake what excuse me chris excuse me chris you legend excuse me chris no i give you full props but now you're gonna die when you hit these like no oh oh yeah baby what's the problem no nothing i'll give you a little give your old tickle your little okay walk slowly like a good boy good boy i like i like the texture on these [Music] go go you did it you did it don't fall off you're gonna fall off for anyone who has motion sickness this is for you jump get it what's this mission big penguin race where's the big penguin oh no okay where's penguin he's on the slide what slide down the chimney hole here we go me that didn't work out get down there why does my throat hurt because you stink there he is why are the why are the mario penguins such crybabies this guy's a clown they're always in pain music stopped why the music stopped no it's fine the day the music died you play what happened it froze i think we tilted the cartridge what why are we outside the castle chris what happened um game crashed oh yeah it did wonder why okay what's some what's some funny stuff that happened to us recently you got arrested no i didn't what uh what are you talking about you got arrested development yeah if you're gonna tell the story you gotta elaborate you can't oh yeah i'm sorry you know what yes and what yes and um i got arrested because the golden ruled improv is not to shut somebody down exactly uh i got arrested because i was it's too late trespassing in the queen's closet what she had my bare necessities i wanted him back who caught you um her chamberlain or chamberlain yeah milt chamberlin who's milt uh that's her b barber [Music] she she wanted them all to herself and i said wait i thought you already got that star i said no that talked for 20 seconds down with the proletariat 20.9 counts yeah down with the promilitarian yeah is mario gonna be okay he's fine he's going to hell why is he going to hell because he's been a bad jew what jews don't believe in hell is that jewish people people say that jews and italians are similar it's the same different day hey look where we are this is the house with no i always doors this room it's cause it's fantastical i like yeah yeah it's the it's the drown house i like the idea that up in the sky somewhere there's a there's a big house with windows really you can look in and it's in texas this is how they execute people now it's more humane is that an actual yeah is that from the news yeah they take them to the house carry you into the heavens and drop it down so do you die from from landing or do you die from suffocating the drowning don't kill you the gravity will that would be fun no how do they lift it up do they lift it up with like a helicopter like 20 helicopters carrying it with dental floss [Music] look it's a boob i don't see it because the middle is red it's the star of oh like it's a nippy oh like a dipping can we go to hell now yes i want to play hell we're not there yet me playing i didn't mean to do that good got it in here [Music] let me play i got i gotta do bowser you gotta do bowser first chris have you seen any good animateds recently for only plays yeah that uh that one where leon and ashley is pretty good yeah i was just gonna say that's probably my my favorite one it's really good currently and i think it's very funny i think they did some really good uh expression work yeah they're good holy oh is there an invisible wall i love these levels i've always wondered whether you could just hop over it these are the funnest parts of the game was that oh what that's mario i don't remember being like this did you ever play this when you were younger stop doing that you gabe what if mario didn't know that gay was uh a negative thing in today's society is it it's a positive right now it was negative then positive then negative and i'll be negative again soon now it's the only way um oh let me play okay uncle chris's turn i don't mean to bop myself christmas me bowser me love you you check this out i'll do it in my first attempt why is he going so slow first why did you do that i don't i thought he so would keeps running i'm sorry why did you scare him [Laughter] nintendo know their when it comes to sounds yeah they have really good sound design listen it was all thanks to iwata who are drinking me water drinking me water that was his name i want the water so they put him in the dry house that's where he died he said i'm [Laughter] no [Music] [Laughter] these sounds can we can we look at the uh the credits for whoever did the sand design yeah there they are yokoshi ninoto and brusty sprinkler that sounds very familiar chris could that be could it be a reference to something no booby booby yeah a boobie but why are fake names the funniest thing because you imagined the life they would live [Laughter] and tommy trouser tommy trousers watching be careful now this is the furthest why aren't you getting any of the red coins i don't need them they do porn oh man i'm just beat julian shut up dude you go we go yay there he is it's about bubbly it's boss what this is the queer representation it's true anybody ever wonder why uh you never see bowser jr's mom why because it's mario what are you doing what what are you doing oh my god stop throw him that's how you win no it's not it is you're cheating how's it cheating because you're inching him towards his own demise what's wrong with that he's cheating he has fire i don't mario usually has fire not in this it's true you're an he's bluff as could you lift bowser i think so how how heavy do you think he is 3 000 pounds [Laughter] oh yeah he's not moving [Applause] and anymore he evaporated the keys aren't that funny get it why did he have a key inside of him [Laughter] save it it did go to sand towns bowser in the dark world snap look there's a picture of princess get the in there so in average maria is the princess a prince instead um no no it's uh average marie is a lesbian yeah the princess is a lesbian in bowser was actually a lesbian lover that's too bad oh my god okay well game over he's trapped in the walls what a thing to see a little baby italian man comes crawling out of the wall here we go yay oh these shoes are done these shoes were made for walking there's a issues were made for mario there's a hole all the way through to my foot really in the heel oh my god how did that happen i don't know they're not even that old they're probably only like three years old are you going to watertown where are you going julian have you seen my shoes you're not wearing them that's because they they withered you need new shoes too i do too we all have we all have shoes where the are you oh he made a song whoa i hate these textures why do you look like that what are you laughing at how much i hate these textures which texture is the wall yeah oh i thought you're talking about mario no no no it just it looks really bland and like it's just really boring looking out i i i would never picture a mario game looking like that hmm i'd picture it being mario no be careful my beautiful little why do they make the platform so thick so you can grab them you can grab them if they're thin and grab them and nab them oh come on chris when you were a child what was the most religious experience you had like when did you feel the closest to jesus i never did never no never ever i don't think so not even on easter morn no when you're looking at the porn i only cared about the morning looking at the porn i only prayed to god when i wanted something oh i did that too i remember i prayed for a blizzard because i didn't do my homework and it snowed and school was out and i still didn't do my homework oh what oh you're a bad christian that's that was god getting back at you what the what please though there we go we made it what that's it yeah i hit the switch i didn't go for the right coins oh we'll do that later i forgot what i was saying julian just say it don't spray it julian you sprayed it suck that spray back up mister now say the spray now spray and pray spray and play that's a good mario impression i wish i could sound like mario to your impression of that who built these hallways how is the princess to find her way she's a dude find her way to white around getting cancelled are those tetraminos on the wall yeah super mario was the oh yeah why is okay this is lava land let's do it there's the eyeball you okay chris i'm see that fine the mario's okay who's this little bastard what the oh my god he what the way he lived on fire on fire screaming like a japanese lady why didn't he do the thing everybody why did he do the thing why the thing where he spins around what thing this thing hey i face look he's just ignoring me getting really close to him he's really close oh it's jesus scared me okay where's the big bully as he calls him as they call them oh me oh my god why does that keep happening i don't recall that ever happening now where's the big bully as they call some close where is he he's over there he's up there you know what that's a pertinent joke because mario was supposed to whoa you can do that he's pumping he's a fast little he's pokey how do i kill him why would i kill him you got a kick you oh boy kick that's how you do it you intimidate him scream at him i can jump in the air chris jump in the air yeah like that yeah it's actually the easiest one [Laughter] this guy's a guy point chris a coin i will coin the phrase you already have oh no oh god jesus there we go we're good this game feels good to control it does there we go excuse me i think it's slippery julian being negative i think it's really janky what are other terms that people use without it actually meaning anything um they say it's too difficult that when i sit down to play a game i like to win instantly i do i hear floaty all the time even when it doesn't apply i think dark souls is badly designed you he's kidding you wean i think you should just be able to win listen when i sit down to play a game do i just get these little guys now there's a little island with them oh it's over there where the right of the way you were at before oh so you take a little thing over there there you go oh you did a good long jump chris thanks babes beeps i used to love this game i just haven't played in a while why'd you stop it's a very good game it's a classic no and oh it's okay you can make it he's fine it's hit his head like oh now i'm dead i died oh no you hit a coin i'm okay yeah go on that leave me alone you big bully that's what's his name his name is few few birds his name is phineas and ferb hello get on there he runs really fast it's awesome really scary how am i supposed to get all three of these little bastards you want to see a trick yeah you do it i'm spooked look out okay watch this you shouldn't have got those last coins whoa you can do that yeah you're good at games mister no hey get the clothes get the coins get the coins the coin no there's a big they're a bigger full game the fuel is returned oh nice there he goes he's good he's dead ah you're so epic welcome to life and live live and let live do we surrender to the higher power what i've never been to alcoholics anonymous i'll tell you what i had enough however is that their legion don't forget with 15 pieces what does that mean you do the to get the eight coins on the puzzle on the puzzle what puzzle over there by the way that was the sliding bowser puzzle the bowser belgium from his castle get down mister right there see it oh believe me then do a long jump leap you like the artifacts around his image oh me oh murray mario little mario chris there you go hey look what uncle funky did trust the fungus i thought it was a good movie it's fun it is a fun movie what is mario movie oh yeah it's a lot of fun it's awful but it's good i don't know if it's even necessarily awful i think it's just a bad adaptation yeah it's pretty bad near the end it just like won't shut the up with the bomb bomb you know what yes it is awful it is it's bad but it's very up until that point it's not that bad it's very entertaining and also it's very stylish yes yeah at least it's unique when you don't think of it as a mario movie it's red hot log roll where's that it's over there in the cage land to the right oh okay well he's dead you play oh chris oh christopher i was skipping stars to get you here i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm working on it julian he's running real fast huh mario yeah i guess i don't know what you're getting at he's the fastest man i know he's the best in the west he's the fastest thing alive it's the slipperiest it's the slipperiest slime in little italian man i've ever seen oh it's only a man killing these guys feeling what if you turned on mario 64 for the first time and i just went [Music] like the guy from yeah that's a guy from old tokyo yeah he hasn't done that since and i'm sad i probably yeah he actually looks really sad now i probably hurt his feelings every time we see him he looks really sad and he doesn't do it it's because julian ruined his life probably i didn't mean it i was i was i only said it in jest well you didn't i did you got really mad at him and it wasn't bad yeah you were why would i be mad because he hated him he's thought he was a fool julian yeah you called him a drooling fool i'm guessing he said he should eat his gruel and he said i hope he hears me because he's an and she should stop breathing that's not look what are you doing what are you doing unsubscribe from me and don't watch me anymore who's that leafy we didn't oh yeah but people did it anyways huh no i still watch him i'm a loyal fan he makes fun of the children the bestest hey julian julian okay let's stomp on the bonnet and make loud i keep saying we should go to the beach it's going to get too hot soon it's going to be like 100 degrees out get your nipples out at the beach i you don't have a choice unfortunately you might get sunburned i don't think i would julian throw shells into the ocean come on i've gotten sunburned since i was a kid i do remember how much it would suck holy this game is dumb what you sucks oh it doesn't i love it it's good is that the only way to get in no this was the best game ever made up until super mario 67. 68 was pretty good too 68 is where it got a little shitty but we had so many marios how many mario games are there total like games with mario and 120. i think there's i think there is like 100 in there you just gotta be like counting counting spin-offs like he's been in mario and sonic at the special olympics mario and sonic go to 3d land yeah i don't think you meant to call it that did you chris what's that and luigi go to the store that's what julie was yeah that's that's the one i created mario loco bandido [Laughter] that was the crossover everyone was waiting for he says i need to take a who do i take it on he says let's do it why does he say it like that he said he's proposition again this was the first game he had a voice outside of mario's playhouse fun house where he played go fish with them mario go fish come here fishy fishy that's what he says ever played mario pokes the eyes of bugs out with a pencil [Music] oh that's what i was saying earlier this song just makes me think of dongs.exe now i don't know what the original i don't know what that is that there was uh what's dogs there was a there was a really old uh let's play on youtube back when it was still just a something awful thing [Music] and uh he was this one guy i forget his name give me context was thongs exe it was a it was a rom hack of the uh the original super mario brothers where it was it was like one of those one of those games where it just sets you up to die instantly oh really and uh and so this one guy i did recorded a let's play of it to prove that let's play fans would watch anything and this was like this was already like probably like 10 years ago at this point yeah yeah i don't know you tell me you know probably you know when that starts i mean i don't know when that video got posted but probably around that oh do you remember that really really old youtube video from like 2007 of the guy doing impossible mario brothers he's screaming really loudly remember that you mean all a thousand of them there was one in particular that everyone knew i probably never saw it because i never watched stuff like that i i remember watching a lot of the old viral people had it on their phones in school like this is funny he's screaming oh you know what i think i do remember that now it was that was the one with the cats right no he's like what the is this no i mean the game it's the one oh well yeah i think that's the one you're thinking of the one that i'm talking about the cats because like instead of mario it's a little yeah man yeah exactly no it was mario it was definitely mario then are you thinking the wrong one chris well i'm thinking of a different one i have since i have since seen it referred to as cat mario that's i know that that's not correct remember everyone had it on their basic ass sony ericsson's their zooms no um those lg's were new at the time lg phones and sony ericsson i had an lg phone i had a flip phone i had an lg phone that had slo-mo on it like when i was young as hell the phones look cool sony erickson was my favorite phone for a long time did you have a razor no oh almost everyone i knew had a razor phone i remember wanting one because they the commercials were all like remember the worst phone i ever had was the commercials had this blue motorola that was so shitty it couldn't even use exclamation marks so i had to use question marks instead i had to tell my friends if i use a question mark it either means i'm using a question mark or an exclamation mark that's two very different things i know people got it though did they no oh it was right around and everyone thought it was really weird dude i'm not getting all these hey julian i lost them both julian yeah what if i brought you to the swimming pool and i saw your floogie that would probably happen it seems likely what's a floogie it's julian's pubic bone he means foogly yeah that's what i was about to say chris show me your foogly chris would you be upset if i turned you into a foogly without asking you i'd kill myself instantly would you be able to though depending on what he did to you if you made my arms really long i mean they say it seems like they have free will they just do they do what he says because oh my god because he threatened oh my god would you please leave murray alone because he threatens them oh no you got murdered dude oh well that was for 100 coins and i blew it i didn't think that one was gonna give out chris hey baby someday i'm gonna turn you into a foogly when you least expect it when you least expect it i'm going to go julian the madman helped us save us that was a matter that was the only thing in that movie that actually made me laugh was there anything else supposed to make you laugh they try to be funny all the time in the movie are you kidding me yeah he's got warts on his fingers from touching his dick too much it's true and carmen's like julie remember his dad say mom he's mimicking me mom he's that's supposed to be funny that is funny he has a really good mimic and then there's the daydream where he think he beat up the dad but he did not beat it i don't think it's supposed to be funny what is it supposed to be then just it's like character building it's supposed to be that oh he's he wants to show off that because he that's his thing he wants to be a spy again he's supposed to give you a hoot and a holler he wants to be a badass he's supposed to make you slide your thighs together is that final fantasy yeah when he he uh he grabbed her head with his eyes and started slamming you mean you laugh like this oh great job ouch my ears stop come on why i could get over here i like the guy clapping orrin you joined too they're all doing it together i'm really glad we're coming up on an hour because i want that air conditioning yeah it's really hot what was the consideration that game was booming it was kamari remember he he had no horn they said no horn final fantasy is good actually eight is probably the best then ten then nine why did you wait again there's an invisible wall there no oh good save why do people like tens so much yeah it has a good combat system the combat's good but everything else worth it exactly there's good music music's really good well it's got like three good really good tracks and the rest is just the same track it's true oogie cause i wanna delayed and i remember the cloister of charles music made me so mad after a while did you like dodging all the lightning bolts that was fun thunder playing do you have a fun time setting up today no i didn't have we've been we've been here we're we're trying to record in our own apartment this this this week have we been going at it for and i think it's been like well we is a very strong word dude i brought over all this okay chris and ding dong were were at it for a very long time and i was being cool by sitting there what you real disasters yeah nice star it was very frustrating everybody's very tired and upset now but we're going to try to unwind with this fun fun game what happens how you unwinding that's how you have a a nice quiet night at home chris do you like the visual of somebody going home and they lie down and tuck themselves in in bed and they just start screaming screaming blood into a pillow what who do you think you are this is a kind of fortress chip off whomp's block do you like that song what swing it shake it move and make it i don't know that song oh okay that's the brave little toaster that's the pretty little toaster goes through hell i went to mars that is hell is that your friend is that your favorite uh whoops oh my god which is your favorite of the three little toaster movies chris little toaster makes some sandwiches they just gonna say make some sand remember they sing the peanut butter jelly time song do they really no that was the proud family do they really really didn't yeah they did that's not that's not a lie why are you so obsessed with the proud family you're obsessed with fat albert and the proud family because it's really funny there's a connection here i forgot we already got the star it's been so long the connection is that uh ding dong really likes the artist and i forget his name already he has a really like generic that's not the same artist fat albert no i know fat albert but that's the reason you like the proud family and you like babies you like beyblades yes that's true wait is that by the same people yeah what really yeah it's the same guy why do they always get the same guy to do the black people that's what he likes to do he's a black man so he wants to do cartoons about black people that's fair why does japan always do things about japan crew and it was really terrible yep what's the boom crew like at least the proud family [Laughter] wait what did it do [Music] jesus this escape is pretty brutal he said let's do it and he did it done did it he done that he done dated he cut off the head of the woman sing sing the speed racer theme song is that a jojo reference question no i don't watch jojo sorry you don't watch it huh i've only seen the first few episodes we read it oh that's a lie oh i did true i did ding dong read it all 15 years ago really when it was when it was new is it um so the animators started to read oh me geez i started to read it and little 12 year old me thought it was really boring really so i quit is the anime coming out now like just remaking the book yes yep bit by bit wasn't there two animes uh there was an ova way back that's original video animation so it just means it's like a little movie yeah oh it's a few episodes you hear the lullaby this is nice death death i think they should remake mario 64. i called mario 62. why would they go backwards i would like everybody in the audience right now to think about how they're going to die one day and they can't do anything about it why would you do that is this because i was thinking about that it's because i was thinking about that i think we're all thinking about that all the time we have to just strike ourselves each day do you wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and just get like really upset about the fact that you're slowly dying i get upset about the fact that everyone else is gonna slowly die that's probably uh he's trying to just he's trying to make himself sound like the good guy yeah i'm sad everyone else is gonna die but not me i wouldn't care if i died i'd be dead i'd go to heaven and look down and you'd go home i'd say let's do it can i just say about the dream i had oh yeah tell us it was really scary please chris i woke up i almost screamed and feared what'd you dream about it wasn't even that scary it was just how the dream was it was really weird that's how they that's how they always work it dreamt that there was this like weird crispy alien meat crispy that was latching onto people oh no and it was eating them and while it eat them and made their legs wiggle around really fast and it freaked me out and then i was trapped in a building with a bunch of people that were really annoying and then we were all looking that's the worst part we were looking down at floods and floods of people on the street their legs were all wriggling really fast we were like oh they got more of them it sounds like an awesome dream it was horrible the alien meat was so scary it was like making their faces go all crispy and scully and i mean crispy it was like crispy like it's fried yeah it was like it was frying their faces so they put breadcrumbs on them no it wasn't like crispy chicken just like the curry we made today we made a really good curry imagine a burn victim that's what it looked like except they were more skeletal skeletal yeah chris what did you think of the curry we made you it was really nice what is it as good as as good as the crispy people no i swear to god oh my i think i had that dream because i bought a bronze statue of an angel oh it cursed you yeah it's cursed you know was it wait wasn't that an earthbound when he has a bad dream yeah there's the gold statue in it no can i can i get this is a true story when i was younger my granddad and he bought me a little tiny guardian angel pen to stick on my curtain and he said that'll watch over you and i was like okay thank you and i had nightmares every night and then i was like i only started having nightmares since i got this thing and then i put it in a different room and i stopped having nightmares you just uh he was just really excited a bunch of 12 year olds why whoops because they really like uh i i always say 12 year olds when i'm thinking of like small impressionable teenagers but well those aren't i see so many kids these days that are like kids these days i know julian i know listen to you you made that cartoon too chris oh i'm in my 20s i'm sold um that was commission by the way yes i know well you probably you can say that for the audience to know that that wasn't your decision what cartoon kids these days it was a commission by the rte i don't know what any of that is it's the radio telefish aaron uh what was i saying oh yeah so just like the the it seems like a lot of like young people have a very avid in the supernatural and so they're constantly trying to impress each other with like stories of seeing ghosts and things i saw a goblin once gollum that's a golf one you got them check this out it's bullet he tumbles away you killed him into orbit forever is that an arrow charles marionette did a good job with the voices i heard that they picked them for mario because he was a mixture of red and blue in the face they wanted to make it [Laughter] they were trying to grab him but he kept doing side jumps they were like is it you he kept saying he's too slippery no no say it's a me [Laughter] are you trying to get the hundred coins no i'm getting red coins oh mario's stupid i want to get more mario's deleted i want him with the rabbids and it's an rts for some reason that plays like x-com what really uh-huh because that's what kids play it doesn't what do you think would be a better franchise to to use for that for rabbids yeah for that game for an x-com style game x-com probably that's true i never played x-com they're very fun how fun we talking pretty cool you ever notice that the womp looks like a womp yeah you're right oh it's right there i'm a that's where it was the whole last one yeah that's why i was saying me oh my god you did it the polish nintendo polish nintendo you ever noticed that polish people never give you free money i've noticed a lot of people don't do that no it's specific to poland i've found let's go what does that mean very good it's a good job chris also oh can i do a mission let me do one let him do a mission give him there switch places because it's going to pull on the floor change places you're going to break our brand new nintendo okay you're going to tell me where to go climb up the tree climb up the tree here i go daddy daddy i love you daddy grab the owl where'd he go is that over there you grab him and keep holding a after you grab him yeah no oh where'd he go you gotta grab him again come here you little brown bastard where is he he's coming back there he is take this out hold a when you grab him come here he jumps right over him come here i saw you wiggle i saw you wiggled you want it you want to drop him in the cage are you serious there's a cage right there you want to fall right in let go mario is dead hit game from the 90s when did you think shigeru miyamoto is going to die when he's 40. you know this will be a fun video to come back to after that happens julian what if it happens what if it happens next week stop it he's not that old shigeru how old how old is he how old is he actually he's like eighty nine chris why are you going up there i didn't do it you just have to turn him oh you can turn this albert albert you gotta drop in there now look what daddy did baby let's do it okay it's your turn again let's do it you just wanted that one julian mario what do speed racer we've been watching a bunch of it do the things oh he speaks very quickly and i don't know how to do his voice no i mean the theme song sing it no you saying it you're better at it i don't remember all the words yeah you do no you did it last night you're saying the whole thing chris do it and when the odds are against the men there's dangerous those are the lyrics it's in every version of it you don't get to hear what he says we have the full show we got it he bought it for what was it like 35 bucks or something i think it was only 30 which is fine it's like 55 episodes you learn about racer x's dark past yeah yeah they had to repeat this episode of the first episode well no they repeat it a second time too because he he has him in his bed and he has to tell him a second time and then when he wakes up he decides to put his mask on and then get beaten upside the head for doing it it's really obvious nowadays like the like because like fan fiction is so common now like people just do it for every thing but like way back in the 60s do you think any any kid that was watching it like a 16 year old girl was really turned on by the fact that they're brothers and he was sleeping in his bed they thought they were probably probably a little bit it's a weird he goes naked into the shower yeah and he sees him there it's very homoerotic remember he puts the mask on to look at him in the shower there's why does he put the mask i don't know why is he putting the mask on that's the first thing he does he wakes up and doesn't know where he is he sees the mask so he puts it on because it's a cute moment okay when he gets hit upside the head and when all the children on the racetrack die they they really like murdering people they sure do that's a pleasant sound why did the box laugh nintendo knows everything about sound design how big do you think is mario's bank account how big do you think is mario's he probably use a mushroom on it his penis eased him up upon drugs no imagine that wouldn't the goomba bleed he go oh mamma mia that's something happen usually almost as if drugs have been uh part of our our human culture for thousands of years it's almost like anyone can write a video game parody even you even me yeah imagine chris if you do it i can't would you ever this is the best idea have you actually chris i don't know is that robbie run coming up with the idea to do it have you yeah i made grand theft auto left for speed oh final fantasy 7 oh yes stupid of course i'm sorry chris i've only seen a couple of your cartoons and mario does weed my favorite cartoon i i know i've said this but i don't know if i said it on in the show when we first started recording oni plays the only thing of yours that i'd seen was weird al's best really yeah yeah baby i know his catalog i know the sixsons the cartoon that was so good it's the only one i didn't upload to youtube yeah nobody can i think it is on youtube yeah but it's not on your it's not on your account no i think there's a few that i didn't upload to youtube why they weren't very good what they weren't that big enough not as good as the six since that's we got alan toilet seats electric heaters juice extractors trash compactors shower rods and water we got fun [Music] that's enough of that level mamma mia i got killed said mario as he walked outside and the player says did mario swear did i did i just hear that from the video that's my creepypasta mario says the word i wish that was the creepypasta was one of the night i was playing super mario 64. he said no not your word while traveling the entire dire docks upon my usual business mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said then my mother comes into the room and says are you swearing i said it was mario not me my mother grabbed me by the ear she threw me into the bathroom she threw me into the cage she fed me she threw me into the bathroom i went she jumped on my face she did the ground pounds she swung me around by the hair and said so long gay bowser this is a very spooky story that night i decided to revisit the old dire dire docs for further inspection this time mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said and he took it my mother you will never know how funny that was chris shook his head in a really funny way my mother ran in holding the mario not you again started belting me across the mouth with it then she started cutting the wiping of my fingers with it she grabbed my lip and my fingers became longer she grabbed my lip and said if you ever act like that no good wario again i'll pull off i said it's mario mom [Music] she was a fake gamer girl the whole time that's when my father ran in i forgot the pattern he went wow i'm dead smack me in the face chris i forgot the pattern what's the pattern i got him killed how are you supposed to know the pattern the first time you play i need an ending to this creepypasta oh uh this is the third night this is when it gets crazy that's fine my dead girlfriend was in the video game and said you have to save me or something okay i tried but she and then everyone probably stopped reading this because i i kind of ruined it by throwing that in and it it made mario it made the swear words retract back into his mouth that's scary right everybody my dead girlfriend talked to me through the video game that's a good ending is that an actual story that was how the godzilla one ended or something i think here's a good creepy clock i never read the godzilla one i always heard everyone say that everyone likes it it's really scary but i don't know how do you make well that's what everyone seems scary that's what everyone says though is like oh yeah it's really scary except the ending and that's what the ending is and yeah whatever i like the creepypasta edition you ever see that one i like that one when i read it that's when he he sees the ghost and he doesn't have the silver scope i don't think i've ever enjoyed a video game creepy i don't think i ever have either there's other ones that i that i like a whole lot but they're not you didn't cry when you read herobrine when we all gathered around the campfire and he told me about the video game i never played i was very scared once upon a time there was a scary video game called resin and feeble i don't say the real name because it's too scary you had a whole left and right to turn one night when i was playing it the pres president evil president of evil interrupted my game he was a character he took my controller and i died so now i am trapped in video game hell but it was actually my little brother that is when i woke up and i went to school everything was good that day i brushed my teeth we had pizza for lunch it was pizza day [Laughter] there was no milk so i poured soda in my cereal i still go to speech therapy for my dracula boy what a story i liked when you did the monster mash you didn't even do a dracula voice you were just doing [Laughter] that's it exactly wait a minute oh gosh oh my gosh we should delete our channel okay oh good golly gosh we should stop doing this i think i'm about to sit i don't think remember when uh what's her name you slurped it up like a noodle a disgusting lady who makes gross food that's a little bit weird princess alaba what are you talking about she made the donut burger she says we're gonna get arrested for this what are you talking about what's her name princess elebora no i don't know what you're talking about paula deen pauline paula deen from the first mario you don't want to who wanted you she said she doesn't the slaves are okay yeah what about her oh why does it keep doing that doing what chris when you land on an edge it shakes you all around like you've got the parkinson's did you ever play catherine that's when it says edge no okay that joke won't resonate then i'm sorry about what i was gonna say play catherine then how did you not get it chris i got it i said lol you you weren't in the moment you weren't feeling your own joke we should play you gotta slip between the fingertips of your past we should play catherine sometime i love catherine do you i she goats i i used to be good at it i'm sure i'll stink a fad stinker i stink of mom i went to school and the kids said i stink of fat and he said she said you do you do i'm your father papa and mama i am to my left it's my mom talk to my rice your grandpa we skipped a generation what's your favorite palindrome chris palindrome yeah what's a palindrome those goddess dimbo's that's one that's that's when it's a palindrome right it's spelled the same backwards and forwards wait really yeah i like uh my favorite is go hang up what is it go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog really what oh let me think i like um i like boob well that is a palindrome i like tit tin is a good word i think i used to think it was stupid because of what it referred to i like race car but are you like racist yes you like racist mario yeah he's good yeah either of you actually watched racist mario because i never did i cannot get through the whole thing i managed to avoid clicking it like out of prison you should click it give it a give it a whirl why those are bullies i like i do not support racism do you support mario i do support mario do you support my mario my mom my mario do you support mario's mom club of mario's memories i just said that stolen out of my mouth well maybe you shouldn't have success i was gonna say chris i was gonna say what how upset would you be if a girl was sucking you off but then that would be really upsetting it started like extending out of you and it's like she sl it disconnected and she slurped it down like a noodle oh and she swallowed it honestly i would probably like punch her really hard in the face what jesus christ chris what she's she really that's part of the sex act it's called a dirty sanchez or something what's that dirty sound what is it a donkey punch why are you getting mad at me for a girl rips off my dick purposefully i'm gonna it doesn't rip off like it comes off cleanly it's still off okay what what if she's jerking you off and then she claps her hands together starts rubbing really fast and it's really thin and long [Laughter] she leaves it she gave you a bigger one it's longer it's not bigger so it's that's gonna feel worse do you care how she feels chris you're okay with punching her apparently i'm going to kill her dude i can't get my mic to turn no mario don't you just hate it when you're getting a and then your weenie come on says after you've finished and then what are you saying too much feeling it feels like someone's pouring stem cells in your world what are you talking about i don't think that's ever happened to me that i know that that's like a joke that everybody goes oh when she keeps sucking but like every time that happened it's just it still feels good to me i don't know why anybody complains that's disgusting you're not supposed to have pre-martial oral sex i'm also a so i think i'm already going to hell chris i'm going to be in heaven and you're going to be in hell you are you're a little you're a good little christian boy look at my bowl haircut what do you think there's no sound it froze play the game by the game ding dong looked at the controller he furrowed his brow his grease back hair flipped in the wind flipped the nazi chris his hair pitter-pattered against his shoulder as he falled into the sun okay oh yeah [Laughter] grasped the controller in his long withered hand are we recording recording he pushed the buttons with the force of a thousand horse ding dong ran into the room he jumped above the banister and he hit his bike he had and then what he jumped into the picture of a brown ship he said this is my home now mario did no you did can the eel come out to play do you know how to do this one yeah you make the eel come out to play would you slurp the eel you slur he's too big like slurp him down he's too big oh four do it anyway no he's too big i really i know i think i did this yesterday that i i i tried to evoke some kind of image of like a really big thing getting slurped down into a small space what was that i think it's a funny visual what'd you look at me for because i feel like i was telling you something wasn't i ding dong do you remember you're crazy am i just making up you're crazy that's okay the eel come out to play you do this so your camera can clip inside and you can see it you're cheating what do you think of this music it's very nice that's it if you do it that way yeah what how else are you supposed to do it well you're probably supposed to bait him out so you can actually chase him to get it but if you just clip the camera and you can see it and grab it you're a cheat mario's mad at you right wow you found an exploit that's epic i have people send me clips of them playing the game saying look i did this then what do you say i say okay then what do they say they go you know do you like when a game has exploits that you can take advantage absolutely i prefer when it's like that's really tightly programmed that's part of why i like this game because i'm learning it yeah get up good job oops remember when we played this together luigi died in here it wasn't a good visual it was fun whoops it's always this makes me feel like i'm at sea world or something why i don't know because he got thrown in the water and he got dragged around he did a long jump into the water julian what would you do if we went to sea world and you got dragged around by shamu they don't have him anymore yeah chamu's dead they're getting rid of the orcas really yeah freeing them into the pond because people because it's cool to they're putting them in the frisky pond it's cool to criticize them for being inhumane now i don't know whether or not they actually are but i know that it's a lot of people a thing a lot i mean they were then bandwagoned i mean they're more cruel to the workers plenty of people workers you know remember the lady got pulled under by the whale yeah julian apparently it was an epic fail apparently julian there's never been a wild orca attack on humans ever but but in sea world there was because the orcas said you make me very angry she said for our next trick he's going to kill me he did it going to kill me julian yeah in sea world the orcas finns are bent backwards and then they they're happy thank god i'm really glad they bend them back to make them happier they give them piercings and tattoos they give them ear piercings we could have those in the ocean and give them tattoos that's a really depressing thought to me what the idea of like forcing animals to have tattoos like you have to they want them you strap them down and you start poking them with a needle it's cool though have you ever given your dog an eye tattoo uh yeah i made it so that on his eyelid he said held their eye on it so that he always looked like no no no you grabbed the white of their eye and you tattoo it so it's black so they look scary you say spooky pooch this is the one time i really hate the camera because it goes diagonal to make this harder this level's dropping frames too well yeah the it does run slower because it's big oh yeah it's very big baby what is this some kind of joke what expecting me to play games it turns into a slope when it's tilted does it really yeah and it doesn't work so good come on yeah what if mario was dead that would be the best story i ever read julian are you upset that he dresses up like a mexican in the new game i know that sounds whatever julian you're mexican but julian that's supposed to bother you julian why aren't you using it he looks interchangeable with like a mexican stereotype anyway julian why don't you get mad at stuff like that he's fat and he has a mustache that's all it takes julian i would be furious if he wore a gaelic t-shirt how could mario never hurt like carrick's or her bagpipes and wore a kilt chris i would be furious because that's right that's not that's completely irish julian irish we're all the same i had a i had a irish friend in high school and i would always ask her things about scotland to like troll her and i don't think she ever thought i was joking so she thought it was actually ignorant it's that thing where it's like i'll pretend to be that'll be funny and then people just think you're [Music] [Laughter] holy no when people get mad at like that cultural it makes me want them to be dead you know what's strange is no one mexican's complaining about it yeah i saw that i know i saw that big post i mean the thing i feel like have i have i talked about mexicans and like speedy gonzales yet i mean yeah they love it i know that that's common knowledge and well that specifically that people just pretend that it wasn't a thing specifically that i because well because the thing is that that example gets brought up as like a very it's a common retort to like oh uh as cultural appropriation whatever people will bring up the speedy gonzales thing but i like in my family growing up with everybody uh-oh it's gonna crash no [Music] ah what was i saying uh oh that's right that uh growing up around uh growing up or like my family was super mexican uh which is probably why i'm so white now because i tried to fight back against it uh and now i regret it because i can't speak spanish um every time like a mexican stereotype showed up in like a tv show or something everybody would clap and they would slap their knees together and they would be really pleased yeah they did it they made they put us in the cartoon yeah it was like that that's that was a family guy joke i remember that one from a long time ago yeah julian nintendo copyrighted mario disney we were just talking about no mario copyrighted it in the video game that's that's the first star that you get in the game can i also mention that coco looks abysmal what in the new crash the no the the the the next it's the next pixar movie right or is it oh yeah it's pixar oh yeah it's hideous it looks really awful oh is that where they've got the creepy human eyes in the skeleton i don't know why they would try it you know there was a movie that pulled that look off really well and uh what was it called julian paul julian goes to the hospital really no it's book of life the book of life book of life was really nice looking like it might have had cringey humor but it was beautiful i think yes personally yes i would agree what the is book of life exactly oh you're actually not no no well you probably wouldn't like it anyway or maybe you would i don't know i i can't from the lt gray guy is it like school of life yeah like val kilmer yeah paul kilmer well that's van damme quad claude van dijk no what's the guy who parties claudia is van wilder that guy he's in 15 is he yeah he wasn't that's a oh yeah there we were one that's a team drama 15 again yeah it's a team driver sick we were just watching the synopsis at the beginning it was enough what did she keep saying we'll see about that she says don't worry about that that's what it is that's bro the shitty teen drama crystal it's really confusing it's it's garbage it's a really bad show garbage that's where that's where uh deadpool himself came from yeah he was van wilder and he was the green lantern but no one talks about that one why not probably because it wasn't a good movie what are you talking about he was green he carried a lantern it was accurate wait he's green and he has the lantern i have to see it he always looked like ben stiller on the poster to me have you ever seen the green hornet the brown hornet the brown hornet's cool yeah he's just booger man i was about to say do you think they would ever make a reboot of the brown hornet but then i realized that nobody likes bill cosby anymore he was even walking over the courthouse saying hey hey hey i haven't seen that but everybody keeps i thought it was a joke and i watched and i was like oh and he looks really wild-eyed and crazy because he's a old senile man who doesn't know who where he is anymore yeah he's crazy he's been like that for years it's true his eyes are melting too there's no there's no human soul behind them anymore i feel bad for this poor those worms that crawl into bugs and take control of them he has one of those in him right now he's a zombie slug the the little oh i can't what do you call it that's scary look it's a utopia is that the one you're trying to get to no i can't do that one yet i don't have the metal cap i think there's a way you can exploit yourself in there though i think you can if you angle yourself right i think you can actually just swim right in but i don't wanna what was that it was a one up oh i think mario would be better if there was less emphasis on this gentle clapping that he had going for a second what about that there was less emphasis on the star collecting and more emphasis on the flag iraq the the plumbing they never explore it some people would say that's a valid criticism because you could compare this to the original super mario brothers where he pulled up the flag at the end of it he blew up buildings too he did that was listen that was super mario 3. no he did it in the original he did in mario world anymore the world is still not mario brothers i didn't mean to say original but you said mario world i said mario brothers oh well mario world he blows up buildings he does he's very happy about it and then he's in blackface after he blows up the one building remember really no it happens in mother 3 remember you can you can send to things and then they get all or they go no you you can go and you can go in the the the hot springs and just wash off your body so your face stays black remember that's at the beginning of mother 3. you don't remember that you never did that i probably did i just don't remember it i played well there he goes seven years ago yeah it's weird to think how long ago that was how did you do that what i don't think you've ever done that before it's z and b while moving it's weird to me that ever i he i always hear people that be like oh yeah mother three looks cool too bad i can't play it because it's not in english and i'm like this this translation has been out for like a decade that's hard julian even even even though they're going to play it i guess i guess people are like oh roms are bad except you know if they're going to play it anyways they were going to download a rom they were not going to play it legitimately i mean i'm the kind of person who cares about that sort of thing but even then i don't care about playing a translation of it i'm fine with that translations i'm fine with if i know we're never they're not gonna do that game justice even if they did translate it they're gonna remove a lot of stuff from it speaking of which i like that you were getting a lot of responses when you're talking about uh superstar saga i like that a lot of people were saying oh you should just play if you don't like the new one you should just play the original and all i can think is like yeah oh yeah let's let's all play the original and not buy the new one yeah i'd be fine for that part of the term of that game a big part of the charm was the the art style on it i never got to play it so i don't know if it's any fun but i always did like the artist i think it was really good yeah it has really good music the art's really good the humor was good too the the art style itself like inspired people for a long time people were trying to emulate it because it looked so good people wanted to try to capture how it looked and how designs in it were and now they're just you missed they're recycling assets from uh was it dream team i didn't even play that one it looks kind of like mario rpg the way it's kind of like it looks kind of soulless and weird i think it's based off 3d renders slightly they're re-drawing over them i forget what the last call they actually sprites i thought it was just 3d it's no it's sprites but they're drawn off of 3d renders i think others not i am always confused when people think that looks good i'm not saying mario you look it just looked creepy i mean even as a kid i thought mario rpg was pretty ugly specifically the renderer bowser where it's just a bunch of balls for a face yeah it didn't look very good it's a good game though i like the original mario pg a lot did you should play it sometimes you find peaches and you know um peaches and cream she has a little dildo drill that's right there there it's a well-documented fact that mario gets the dildo cap and he turned into it wouldn't that be funny what if he got the weed cap and he did the weed then he would just be luigi he'd be green i got it where's these coins i'm missing i did i like mario because he can jump higher than the sky okay julian uh a dog walks into a bakery yeah with an itty-bitty waist and the round thing in your face i'm interested he looks to the shopkeeper to the baker he says bake me up some stew or i'll eat you [Laughter] well that's fine for julian too okay wait no he looks to the baker and the baker man he says bake me a flower bone as fast as you can or i'll take the throne the bonus cone yeah the baker looks back to his wife in the back that doesn't crash that's not rhyme the baker looks back to the flower in his sack he he he picks up a bag and he throws it to his hat are there [Laughter] the bag i'm trying to think are there coins in here i don't flip a no have i gotten every other coin to finish the baker story julian the hag was my mom and she took me to the prom bad story this is the dog is drinking the throne julian okay i can't even go you're right i'm getting i'm getting distracted from the real conflict find out tomorrow the hag with the bag her face begins to sag yeah as the dog on the throne neglects his flower bone then what happens chris um the linkara runs towards the screen he jumps clean against the bean and he's very mean yeah that the bean of which the hag she dropped linkara's dick outward it flopped that's probably the sound it would be the dog amused began to walk towards the floor-bound lincara i don't like where this goes um clamping down upon its helmet the dog's jaw burst rhymes with helmet i can't rhyme with a helmet this has been nursery rhymes with chris o'neil leave me alone wait door hinge door hinge door hinge the explore hinge where else are there coins i need a hundred it's not my fault you broke the game i didn't break it did you kill all the goombas i think so oh me there you go there's the coins i didn't see these you know what i'm not even aware of these i never knew and there's a star let's do it would you like if mario just clapped his clapped his hands down and he flew up into the sky and like there was a it was like a vapor trail behind him and i was like down where'd he fly no upwards you just blast off into space okay i would uh i would i would be more amused if uh they added dirt physics to his gloves so that they get dynamically dirty yeah only his gloves nothing dynamically dirty yeah that's my band that's uh dirty dynamics dynamics processing have you ever dynamics process so hard that you just couldn't deal with it no more no all right what's the next one whoa holy i never knew that he bounces off of it what because if he ever hits the ground with anything else he just sticks to the ground if you use this oh he didn't do it there is it because i held up must have been a glitch no hang on i think it's because i held up because i did it from over was it over there i did it here let me go back and do it again is it maybe if you have to be a certain height so you bounce you did it again where does this door go here's the spooky haunted fire of the [Music] why did you do that this game's hard why does toad fade in there i never got that because he's a ghost he's haunting the castle is he really that's why he shows up in luigi's mansion because toads are actually all undead that's a good theory stop slapping the cow sorry do you know what happens when you slap the camera music is really catchy it is this game has good music yeah it does it's screaming it's a very fun game [Music] contrary to popular belief in this day and age would you throw mario did you throw mario oh i'm sorry chris i didn't mean to interrupt you i don't like when he falls down hey hey julian what hey julian my name is that's you julian i'm going home goodbye i'm gonna take your skeleton no but i need it i love him let me take him check this out that's not real people can't really do that can they wow um the draw distance in this game is not that great that's true good job i got it why did you do that you're not even collecting them race the big penguin god dang it raise the penguin yeah aren't you doing that raise him above your head no yeah just like that you can speed it up by hitting everything what i would hate to live in this world i'd have fun no you wouldn't why you'd get bored after the boss of me yeah i am and i am not so big no you finally did it it wasn't the real one who cares why why is there a fake baby for you to collect they're orphans i want to play as dewey for malcolm in the middle did they ever do a video game no a malcolm in the middle how would you do a game out of it i don't know do it funny it's a cover-based shooter it's a fighting game or something well i want to be lowest well yeah i would always play his lowest she's the best i want to see her go boys you little monsters would you lois griffin yeah griffin no lois is a cool mom but she has a triangle nose no that's her character trait her nose is a shark fin shark boy shark boy dream dream dream a dream dream dream night you were falling to sleep and i said i said dream you little bleep and you didn't notice oh did you really oh man dreamy little bleep did you actually say bleep yeah he does the song he says bleep as in he's cursing yeah i guess that's disgusting i don't like it when kid movies put into curse words well he doesn't say it does he say the n-word no he says you little end why do you think why do you think small children they want to swear but they self-censor themselves because it's funny you're a stupid bleep kids don't do that julian do that no they don't i knew kids who did that they do it i like it when kids say gosh it's just funny the thing is kids now probably don't as much because they're watching uh grown men play video games and say the swear words online all the time kids are taught to curse from a very young age in ireland well i mean that's why you fail to understand our american nuances maybe that's why your life is a mess chris how is my life about this mario's a baby all i do is make funny videos look it's like baby's day out that's going up high there's the man who grabs your baby dig oh no the baby grabs the ground stick yeah yeah yeah the baby's the horny one it's the ultimate fantasy for many people do you think some people just put in that movie sometimes just be like salute for that scene absolutely yes a great film baby bing touched us dink is stink mr dink why is it called baby i don't know i haven't seen the movie who made that movie a man who actually made good movies before is john hughes is that john hughes that's camp candy what john candy had a t did you see him bounce giant candy made that movie i was kidding stop did you ever see camp candy no we had a friend oh the the show with the really weird intro is like [Music] [Laughter] what a description that's what it does well it was what it's what it does yeah that's what the tv does that was the show with john candy we had a friend who thought john candy was a fictional character who owned a pair and kept candy but that was that was where he existed only i want to hear that intro because it's really strange [Music] no oh my bones that's what the intro does like you know i'm right do the life with louie theme song i don't know what that is that was louie anderson that's louis armstrong what if louis anderson and louis armstrong both got stuck in the swimming pool i knocked my phone off this is it wait [Music] this they might be giants yeah it kind of sounds like one doesn't it oh yeah now remember [Applause] [Music] chris does it it doesn't sound anything like how you describe it it does it doesn't sound like that i mean the rhythm of the song he just sounds drunk i don't mean camp candy singer i mean the song in the feet [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what the what's happening where did he go god night joe what the what did you see that what he screamed when i went down he's a little screamer chris yeah do you think the exorcist is scary um no it's funny i think other people do because they know that it was scary and they think they should be scared i never thought it was particularly scary it's funny she says bad words and then i said them i remember they i remember like hearing about like oh they did the weird funny voice because they wanted it to sound they thought it would sound creepy if the voice was gender ambiguous and to me it just sounds like a cartoon you mean that yeah it sounds it sounds like the like the the the bad guy from sonic or robotnik's helper like it just sounds it sounds goofy to me robotnik's helper yeah like the guy with the long nose i don't know what his name was oh that little guy yeah oh it's sonic saturday nightly was that it why do i remember that i barely watched that show i know nothing about it we watched sonic underground i remember more about that you remember the one that all you remember was the one with the baby listen that's all you need that really is all you need he's the fastest thing away i wish that clip of the baby falling was the only animated appearance of sonic ever i don't think it would be a very big cartoon i'd be a fan of it i mean yeah every episode could have an exploding baby at the end the eyeball comes out just does the eyeball comes out they wanted it to look really gruesome people always cry in that show and they always do the hair gel sound effect oh my god just uh cartoons trying to be melodramatic specifically action cartoons trying to be melodramatic you just make them cry julian makes me like i don't even know what is the emotion like it's just it makes me groan commotion in the ocean i don't know if it's too soon to talk about danny phantom yet but that was always one of them for me yep i always thought it was really embarrassing oh it just thought it looked super lame and i never watched it i i watched it i watched every episode when it was on was it cool just know it was really uncool but i watched it because you know how i like spooky things and i was like oh i want a ghost themed superhero and yeah stunk stunt are you sure it stunk julian it did julian it stunk and i was like 16 years old so that's how you know it's stunned yeah when you're 16 it's like wow excuse me i don't remember this at all we probably never did it i did i beat this game 100 wow how come this guy isn't making funny sounds he's just a hand he sounds like at the womb he's dead he said go out bro grab my star you won't go far get off the stream oh this music makes me think of pikmin can we how come there was no purple pikmin there was how come there was no nurple pikmin there was how come there was no transparent fetals pikmin there was what i want to know is why they have this aversion to like continuity in the pikmin series yeah that's true what do you mean it's really strange like they'll introduce mechanics and and enemies and characters and stuff and they just never carry over between games that's weird i only ever played the first one the second one's a lot of fun i heard the second one's better i think the second one is better in terms of being a video game yeah but i like its aesthetic slightly less than the first one i think the first one is really grounded in like i haven't played i haven't played three but it looks like they tried to cut back any strange grossness you think so i think they kind of like exact i feel like each installment of the series has been weirder and weirder i feel like they cleaned it up a lot more in the third one than trying to in the first game like i get this impression they were trying to go for like it being like physically believable well that's what i meant i i feel like they they made it feel more fantasy-ish as it went on oh well yeah i'm saying in that regard the first game feels i don't know i want to say dark because that sounds stupid but i don't know more rude in reality in a way that makes it it makes it it makes it more uncomfortable feeling because of that and you're saying that's a good thing yeah that's a good thing i like that about i mean i like that a lot too i remember i remember the commercial that they used here in the states was that it was like they were trying to they were trying to go off that it was like a nature special like it was a documentary yeah i mean and i thought that fit the title yeah i figured that's the point i like the japanese commercial a lot too they made it seem very depressing because these little are killing themselves all the time pikmin yeah just they have no survival instinct jesse pinkman what if it was here's a here's a cartoon parody for you to do seven years ago okay what if it was jesse pikmin and he'd say i would get many many stop throwing me oh probably that probably would have happened mario mario uh luigi mario mario spray jesse pikmin what did you do if jesse from toy story met jesse from breaking uh she'd break me bad you know what i would kind of like that he'd probably think he was tripping go whoa what if he was like sid and he'd break his toys very well he's empathetic let's do it he doesn't want to do it at all what the oh good okay why can't you run up that wall why not i'm just going to want did they ever bring back the wing cap in any game uh i don't think so they brought it back in galaxy oh oh yeah i guess they did didn't they that's true oh what that was did you do that on purpose because that was like really is happening uh which star you want to get i just opened the door for three of them really why did you do that you can't get them all yeah people complain i've always liked that people i never mind it because it makes some sense to me because for some of the starters when you pick them to do them they actually change the level layout so it makes sense why sometimes so just don't include those ones julian it is stupid it is stupid julie don't do that i don't mind it that much julian yeah get out of my ear here here hear my plea my if you don't find it soon you know what's gonna happen i'll go for one the other stars anything but that just do that okay yeah yeah sand land have you ever sand chris i've had shits that look like sand like when they're sitting i've ever sand like it looks like sand no i told you that i in the sandbox in front of a bunch of people when i was younger right oh my god no um it was one of my first holidays we went to spain we went to spain and i went into the sandbox and i had the so i pulled down my little swim trunks and they took a in the sandbox i buried it and nobody cared and they went to my dad and i was like dad i i pooped in the sandbox he's like what he grabbed me and he dragged me inside he was really mad but then he gave me a big burger you can catch it what are you doing you can catch it after you throw it and you can't do that you're lying hey everybody in the comment leave a comment i think that means i already did everybody in the like also please don't because then they're just going to write the word comment then they're definitely going to do they're definitely going to do it everybody leave a comment that says you're a bad person now everybody leave a comment explaining the the similarities between outer space and my faith inner space i did it every space in my face do it hey everybody in the comments i used to be better at that i used to be better at that chris you don't know how everybody in the comments get on the floor everybody work that body everybody in the like section please comment like and leave everybody unsubscribe everybody in the youtube system what the what qua okay i like that he doesn't even make a sound strange things are happening the lady thing behind me infinity look at me uh-huh remember toy story used to be a musical did it yeah did it you're just saying the song chris that's a musical yeah is that not more of a uh i mean in the context of the film yeah i mean would it be considered a musical how many i think so yeah there's like three songs in it there's like five is there maybe there's maybe a right you got a friend in me strange things are happening to me in front of me he is a friend of me what the what was that no the world ended the it's hot in here julian not saying toy story needs to be a musical i just think it's funny that they dropped that angle um the reason that they did it to begin with is because all their all their movies were musicals back then and they felt like they had to well jesse sings a song in the segment that's what i was about to ask if that was the only song that's in the second one and i think it's still randy newman isn't it yeah he wrote it what dream dream dream dream dream dream yeah jesse's falling asleep and what he starts to kick dancing and oh my god somebody wrote a scope a shark boy but make it woody go to bed shut your mouth dream a dream i'm like kiss out [Music] what do you like cake dancing like that would be really funny because he's so lanky and noodly and his legs just flip around i want to know the the official rules of toy story like what there aren't any i know but i want to know them i want to know what makes a toy come to life what does it have to have julian yeah how come how come there's no realistic dinosaur toys in the toy story universe because it would look scary for the little children would they kill their toys would they know when to act i mean yeah haven't they done some animals that are just animals and i'm not talking about shitty bullseye that is a dog i mean bullseye's just a dog he's a he's a but he acts like a dog no he's a fun he acts like a dog which as we previously talked about no big pet peeve no it's funny i get pet peeve that's that's creativity julian that's it yeah it's real creative it's creativity real creative when every single animated movie does it what are you talking about julian you don't understand animation if something's you're right if there's an animal it's a doll if something works you have to repeat it a million times over yeah i think decapitated that cactus man i advocate for the well-being chris that's a slur non-popular things like lizards and insects and nobody else cares about that what would you do if a gang of black man ran into your home and devouted themselves to you devouted devouted i would make them go buy me some soda because it's really hot in here but then they said we are the cactus men and we will never leave and they give you cactus but they have to do what i say that's what that means they're feared they can do anything but leave okay i would say uh uh stab chris o'neill what did i do all i did was fire you're really plump and squishy so it would look nice if the needles were going into you because it would it would press your skin inwards i think you've got some issues and they would post it they posted on that that uh reddit for things that are oddly satisfying that they would chris o'neill with needles in his have you broken your home flying around it was flying around with the cap and just knocking over it was banging against the walls like a lost bird what if mario flew over a slurry tank and the fumes made him pass out and he fell into it he'd be delicious why would he be delicious because he's a big fat italian sausage covered in slurry yeah what kind of slurry are we talking i picture i picture like meat no pig slurry isn't meat it's it's a mcflurry julian learn about slurry some more teach me your ways chris 1987 slurry was invented by an old woman and her pitchfork wielding husband [Laughter] they they stirred their slurry into a big pit and they'd invented the mcflurry there's a slurry there's something that tastes off about mcflurry's demand i don't know what it is i love mcflurries ding dong are you will i be misrepresenting you if i say on the show that you don't like mcdonald's no that's absolutely correct i don't like mcdonald's very much chris and i really like mcdonald's i love mcdonald's mcdonald's is like my favorite you know no domino's is my favorite you know shake shack i like shake shack but i'll say this jack in the box is very very good and i'm i i'm sad i haven't had them sooner i'm happy that ding dong likes jack in the box because i like him a lot too they're very whenever whenever i say let's get back in the box he's always like okay uh oh there it is did you do it i did are you a good boy do you like the uh the rap battle where the kid goes i need it i need he put the cat on the grill see he did it the battle's halfway over and i've just begun i'll take one of your bumps and i'll put it in your lungs you seen that one amateur rap battles are really funny classic what does he say the homosexual bridal shower or something and they have to cut him off because he goes too far and have you seen the video of the guy in the in the school and he's like rap battling with a different school and he makes fun of a kid who died and they're outside and they all just like stop and look at him like they all get super mad that's really funny it is really funny because because they're all being really brutal to each other yeah that's not that's not a good thing that's like the most brutal you could possibly be what happened did he get in trouble they're all just like no and they all just like like rush at him they tie him up it's really funny they make him you can see the moment he's like i went too far no i want to see that video it's a good one see if i can find it have i haven't been checking every time we mention a video on the show do people leave comments please brought me here oh god i hate that people do that yeah if please be a respectful fan and don't ever do that absolutely if you ever look because it it devalues the video it means you're not actually taking in what the video is look at this look at those black dots it's the baby train mama i think it's a really bad idea to render them one by one i get why they do it because they don't have the space to render them all at once but i hate that it makes the path unpredictable julian it's just an adventure that's part of the challenge julian julian life is a mystery plus i think it's just an inferior ver the the reason that they had it in yoshi's inferior it was the inferior race italians is that what you're saying julian mexicans okay look at that little bat look what you did you diloid well i'm not i'm not going for that one anymore oh my john dilworth is a crazy man what he's he's very funny but he's very crazy isn't he i think so yeah that's okay so is jim woodring he's nutso that's true he's very entertaining and i love both of them you guys please fill me in jim woodring did frank which is probably i don't know if you are into underground comics dog suit that's right chris very good i was thinking of wilford i like frank alad who's frank uh it's uh i don't know how you would describe it uh it's like oh you're in minecraft do you see that he's a little man that runs around in a in a wacky world and gets into trouble julian no he's in minecraft i don't what are you talking about go back into the other room show him minecraft no wrong way not going to minecraft go back to minecraft i keep it ryan to play minecraft with me and they won't do it i'll do it they won't do it what if you said that to a minority what if you told a minority go back to minecraft how would they feel i don't get it do you really enjoy minecraft i do like minecraft i like minecraft you know what honestly it's probably a good thing that they don't have the time to do it because it's it's such a time waster you end up spending like weeks at a time bending and ending building something that nobody is ever going to see i want is there like discords for minecraft servers they probably are that would make it really fun just going into a server and hearing people uh oh he's gonna suffocate i would totally do that bye mario [Music] he died [Applause] hmm [Music] [Applause]

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Length: 119min 7sec (7147 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 23 2021