SUPER MARIO WORLD (Complete Series)

foreign [Music] we're replaying this because Corey is Adam and he can beat it in 40 minutes yeah did I say Adam yeah I think it was confusing I don't know what you meant but all right well for some reason I can't move they are the same thing really you you completely sorry sorry sorry these controls are weird Chris you put them on the d-pad wow no this is the real heart no dude this sucks I can't I cannot do it on wait why you wouldn't exactly how do you run look at that whoa whoa yeah I don't I'm not even trying Corey that's what I know because you missed that he knocks it right into the hole missed it more like skipped it speedrunned it look at that he flew too close okay it wasn't working okay left there's no need to get cranky dude okay down yeah right there we go B no everything else is fine you said it wasn't that's the only thing I had a problem with well you're gonna do up left no I don't you should okay in case you go like that it's B jump I don't know just press up left oh look B hold on B should be the bottom button whatever the bottom face button is Jump needs to be B okay so dude whatever the [ __ ] you want what this is b-a-y-x I don't remember what I thought it's jumpy maybe to jump his speed no I think it is a is a right yeah okay so oh look I got the Nintendo controller I got a Nintendo controller look b-a-y-s it shows you a picture on the right okay okay well then do it what do you want okay save okay we're good they were right are you sure okay now do this up left on the analog stick is what you wanted right yeah I will do it let's do it okay up left okay try again what is up left up left why would I do up and left at the same time in case you can't speak like running and jumping yourself all right okay now do upright oh wait no okay yeah go back because they're digital switches you got it right hold on okay what I understand now it's just weird I've never seen something ask me for uplift upright and down right that's weird that's just not I'm not used to it I don't know man there I got it I'm pressing up I'm gonna do it no I didn't do it I pressed up left I'll do it I'm doing it on here isn't that what it is no no here I'll do it okay give it to me baby okay okay okay this is hard I think you broke it yeah what are you doing why is it all blue that dude it actually isn't working you should just I [ __ ] told you can you clear those yes because like those aren't enough it's not recognizing I'm getting hit delete and see if it actually deletes it the wheat or not backspace delete what the [ __ ] is happening no it doesn't work either just yeah set it all is delete yeah do it again do it again and that'll no that's already fine hit okay okay Jesus Christ man please don't edit that out donated does it feel it feels good I can actually [ __ ] play we're cooking with gas wait wait what are you doing I'm getting all the coins this is a hack it's really not plenty of hacks if you want to play that nice job dude yeah this is so much better man seriously that was that was making me livid switch Palace the power of the switches I think that's probably one of the most important ones is the yellow one so Corey you say you can beat this in 15 minutes or less I could you want me to find all the shortcuts go on then yeah okay that's gonna be a pretty boring place if I do it in 15 minutes but I can do it I'd be impressed honestly you actually you beat this in 15 minutes I think I could I remember all the Starbucks I was only trolling I could do it of course I just want you to have fun don't do anything that won't have fun yeah if it goes against the fun then just go your head and just like that me and Zach went to a fun improv I need to read this well I can't believe it we spent 600 each but thank you and they taught us how to have fun like they say like like fun Less Fun uh setups is what they said okay I tried you're like about to do like a conga line like that's just like silly stuff that's fun yeah like that's really freaking uh that's actually just really freaking like yeah if you imagine that it's like insane so that's crazy like Chris there's another one you thought of right I was like uh they bring in a towel if you type bunch of towels together you make a rope and then you can play skipping rope with it yeah you skip rope with it you say but you could you know you're gonna have fun making skipping rope oh [ __ ] oh there's there's another one do you remember play pretend oh yeah yeah yeah 600 no a class why'd you go to improv because it's never funnier it made us better so like they they the main lesson they teach is like think think of anything in the world and they'll pretend to be the story of Hope DW they took all I wanted their pieces they took all the broken pieces they put us back together we learned how to be funny the wrong way they taught us the right way to do it it was crazy I'm falling behind I need to pick up my music methodology it was like it was like yeah crazy scenario step two do like a silly voice yeah that's a good one like they showed us like like you could do anything though that was what our instructor that was like but yeah she was a really nice married woman uh she has five kids she's got five kids she's the freaking funniest woman you'll ever be in your life she's also the bravest person I know yep she's my heroes you ever see like a video of like a like a GoPro like in a wreck a go go like he's like she's more Brave than that she's overweight and she's she doesn't care she's going up in front of everybody doesn't give a [ __ ] she's Brave Oh no you're dead [Laughter] she's afraid for this all the fight she said her husband said she was braver that all the firefighters combined at 9 11. I don't agree with that I think that's what I do you know when I take it back I do I think plus all the Benghazi people Plus anyway what else did we learned from that fat [ __ ] uh we literally she just talk she let's just say she lifted up a rotisserie chicken and she put down a skeleton of a bird either way I'm so sorry should we say your name yeah uh Rumpelstiltskin wait what I thought it was Rumpelstiltskin out rumpelstilt skill said that herbal skills the questions right Flintstones I thought it was a t also I used to think it was Flynn Stone no Flynn oh come on Flint doesn't Flint no it's definitely flint and stone I mean most people do this kind of stuff Flintstones because of the theme song the hard tea wouldn't sound good I guess let's demonstrate uh what we learned from improv and it's a comedy sketch okay we're already just supposed to take that to the end of the world you want to do the setup yeah I'm gonna do that do the setup thing okay uh okay the bit the bit uh okay I am a funny man okay as well how are you oh he's a funny woman I have a funny woman and um starts coming I'm sorry can you imagine doing that in improv class in front of a whole crowd of people sorry sorry sorry that's my favorite video I know I say I know people died of that [ __ ] probably once every three months you ever see that video Corey where a guy goes into a comedy improv lesson I've never seen it and the guy calls him 911 beard it's like improvising it again one guy's sort of a beer the other guy goes yeah yeah anyways 9 11 beard and then the guy with the 911 beard just stops just ruins the whole thing just goes like it kills the room he goes he just gets instantly mad he brings character that as he's like he's what the [ __ ] man why'd you say that and then as he's walking out though he says I know people who died at that [ __ ] he just throws a chair across there yeah that's [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] I know people who [ __ ] died at that [ __ ] he had a big Osama Bin Laden head Iggy's Castle huh yeah done 15 minutes you said you beat the kids hey I'm dope I'm still playing hurry up we're two hours in oh you got his feather yeah I need it how do you know he didn't need it but he doesn't need it tomorrow improv lesson number one okay one never speak over me okay number two okay always let me be funnier than you think you're something funny just bury it if you know it's gonna beat out what Chris just said Barry oh no no no lesson number four yep yeah if you think of something funny pass it to me like a Written Letter text it to him yeah or that yeah yeah so don't say it don't say it say it don't spray it [ __ ] is happening go up pass it don't that was true boy the contract said if you say something bury it swallow it or give it to him so you will be fine and you will be penalized if you break this rule Corey I feel like the game's stressing you out so much you're not having fun no I am I'm having fun well then why are you I'm having fun get the feathers down there get the faith oriented feather flocks together did I kill him I think I killed him Corey if you could either have feathers like he could fly around or you could have scales swim beneath the water which would you do but that means you have the feathers or you have the scales permanently oh the scales or feathers okay scales or feathers permanently both cheers I'll just leave him there [ __ ] [ __ ] off my turn no no hold on my germs hold on hold on okay I I want to beat this because I was annoyed that I couldn't for some reason pulling back on this is a lot worse than it normally would be it's almost like you didn't put in the left up right up down left right left down no we did do that that's exactly what we weren't able to really with the with the that's what I'm trying to [ __ ] do it wasn't working yeah see sometimes it doesn't work yeah it's because we don't have uh the diagonal directions on a digital switch because it's like each Arrow direction is like it's its own like but I was just doing it literally [ __ ] one second ago no all right that Courtney you shouldn't need the diet here we go should you or you're starting to scare me dude oh my [ __ ] god dude sometimes when you're Landing a hit that's like the worst feeling but don't worry you got your little uh Yoshi I do actually I could just see the ability that they did confirm years later that he is punching the Yoshi he is punching them yeah really yeah they just they might have said that while he was laughing it really it punches the Yoshi no I think I think they did make him Punchy and then everyone asked it was like he's not punching the Yoshi's and they got scared and they were like uh no no he was like and they're like 20 like but then like 20 years later they said no that really is him getting like all your [ __ ] do they really are you making that I swear I remember reading that but maybe that was like some lie why are you trying to kill these poor guys Corey what if they're just like [ __ ] just happened please have my view what is heaven what happened I used the key to go through the secrets it seemed like but why didn't the camera follow you I don't know I'm confused dude you wanted me to like you wanted me to be the creepy plastic this is a cursed version this is this is except the kids [Music] especially I noticed since the camera didn't follow me that was weird I think Mario world has the best Mario as well that didn't happen over the last five times I played I would totally buy another game in this style you too in this exact style nothing else you ever noticed wrong there's all these pipes and [ __ ] oh my God Corey this fish is flying at you scared the [ __ ] to me yeah look at that stalker fish it's okay too many fish chasing me Tomar yeah which Mario character pisses you off the most Mario uh why why would they piss me off there's got to be one that pisses you Toad because he sounds like he's ones but I can't I hate the Hammer Bros I do not like the Hammer Bros yeah they're awful they were one of the worst kind of broken they have unlimited hammers their Bros yes and also uh they don't feel fair at all yeah they're not fair they just they they just Chuck I mean I guess you get unlimited they're easy to beat if you have a fire like a fire flower but otherwise they're real pain in the ass oh my God how'd you do that baby you mean to do that what do you think the P stands for huh yes that wasn't fair no it wasn't but if he goes in there he can get the key oh and then swim it into the hole Yeah that's what he did last time off camera which I'm surprised I was even able to do and then it takes him to this mystery deep donut secret house I love donuts which I'm going to get a uh feather because I need it okay I've never seen I've never heard you sound so pissed off until you played this game it's not true this is like a like a darker side of coin does that make sense or something angry guys Corey's showing his face I got a bad feeling I love the ghost houses in these games I hate them I liked how they were like little puzzles when I was a kid I hate puzzles I want to run and jump and that's it I just I thought it was a nice oh you can't run in general it was a nice break from like the typical formula if you say so tall would you get mad if people should spill your name Tovar like they don't even know they just added it out like they refused to spell it right everyone just was like a collectively gasly for the rest Joshua tolmars yeah I'd hate it if every Wiki you ever eat it if I'm being honestly your parents were like uh no your name has always been done you're saying I'm getting like Mandela yeah they're simply an L go up no you [ __ ] idiots I'm pretty sure I used to piss you off when I called you Corey de la Mingus nope that's my real name that is my real name yeah I'm not gonna get upset I changed my name to that she always Brewster's gonna get here [Music] not a flower I need the goddamn Cape so I'm gonna lose unless I can find one you need to be able to hit it sideways no I need to find the key room because all these places have key doors here and I know and that's right I can't get it oh you almost did you blew it I knew it was over there I'm gonna check to see where the key is how come uh how come Mario gets Peach but uh Luigi gets Daisy and uh what the [ __ ] Waluigi gets Wario I think I think Daisy's a better press so that's fine she's got a better bust yeah is that true I think Daisy's hotter honestly what's the difference I honestly think Peach is so freaking cute dude you really do come here peaches ears per cup [Laughter] oh yeah feed that red Yoshi well now I need to find out these levels had the little colors I need to find out where the key is I don't remember Corey the key to Salvation boys Corey if you literally just convert to Christ you will answer all your questions what no way okay if you don't do that can you at least go to accept spirit science is true the patch man is all the knowledge of our of our Charlie's trying times oh my God there's inflation you know what you're trying to Patrick's dude he's gotta tell you about it Emma Watson is an angel teachers the Jews are from our aliens from the future I guess I'll just win I thought Dolphins were related oh yeah I think they fought they battled Dolphins I think that's cool or something yeah oh yeah big red Yoshi grab the key you got it this game has voice input yeah sorry how did you do that do that how did you know what the hell I'm a little confused sorry that's fine [ __ ] no I don't need it I'm fine I saved and continued at one point dude this is called athletic I know that because I used [Music] I think the spikes are dangerous classic athletic things Corey if you could choose between having in your real life and you like to to meet in person with the the butler for Mr Deeds or Jesus Christ grab him [ __ ] dude he fed him a block grab him what the [ __ ] am I grabbing blocks under my feet there's a there's a figure I'd be stupid [ __ ] game oh my God it's pissing me off if only you could press down right I mean I did pick him up look I picked him up for a split second now I don't need to pick him up he's so stupid come here stupid [ __ ] [Laughter] where's the hidden right Corey yeah oh my God stressful dude how do you take his [ __ ] time I think you have to knock him out okay yeah all right it makes sense well I keep killing him directly it always destroys the cloud dude that was great yeah yeah you can't get it oh my God I might be able to okay oh my God thank you a bit of anger to get it don't fall down that's really bad what there you go oh man my heart rate is actually [ __ ] it's raising more than when I was lifting [ __ ] Corey Corey's like tomato red right now [ __ ] livid it's melting on his arm I kind of take it they hard at the beach this one's gonna be hard I'm gonna definitely need a feather I don't think I have one so I'm gonna have to go get one to tickle yourself with all right let's just be able to use Yoshi oh cool you're good she's gotta eat a few more little things I need a blue one though I need that oh no no it's going to turn into fire no no it's red it'll always turn into a red one no blue ones fly go down [ __ ] okay now you can fly oh no no oh my God what is that how high can you go dude oh my God you weren't Flying Too Close to the stuff I don't think even with the ocean this is why I needed I needed a feather to hit it with my thing are you guys scared the problem with the fire Yoshi is he spits out fire so just like the radio she always turns shells into fire so I need one that isn't red so I need this one oh [ __ ] it it's red God Demon no oh you need the blue shell like you said damn it you'll see or you get the blue one from one of the other levels I'm just gonna go back to uh the first one because I think you get a purple one I just need to be able to spit it it's a beautiful spit it out this one oh Jesus Christ can I hold this thing I can hold it but it's like never letting me put the weird picture of Corey on screen oh yeah right at all times do you want to talk about that okay so I was in Chris's car and he was he told me to take a picture so I took a very unflattering pose he looks like scared I was just like looking silly put me in it's like WhatsApp it made me like yeah but then he since he has the advanced version he can do all these crazy face like things I give you bigger lips bigger eyes bigger nose fat face yeah he made me look like a [ __ ] basically and uh he posted on Twitter and he's just like I don't think California weather's doing too well the thing is everybody everybody's like oh wow is that really what he looks like now and it's like it's like you dug your heads you posted a goddamn hiking picture three days ago um Grandma's gonna see it on TV this man is what I love the pictures okay I need the purple one he's like a Jenny would feel in your eyes the picture that makes it so funny [Music] it looks like but like so Steve did it looks like normal Cory but somebody took cookie oil and ejected it it is like all over his cross's face yeah it does look like that it looks like a failed cooking or like we got it it's like I got a new app that lets you speak into the mic and it will lip sync Corey wait it'll literally gave me a picture you get the photo of it yeah let's do it to that picture okay all right last level he's right at the Bowser it's gonna create mouth movement based on your voice okay just do that kind of [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] I'm sorry I love Sonic and I love eating euros wait check it out it's doing it let's see let me see that little thing shaking lips oh God not this one almost ready [Music] [Laughter] okay let me see it let me see it yeah make sure you make sure it's like [ __ ] this is like what they're practicing like CGI of people who are dead that's me dead oh my God you guys I think we need to get it it's been the best day ever Chris you should film the real ending my Discord is in totally disarray nobody could confirm until I said like it's what's up oh [ __ ] I have tears didn't need that extra life that wouldn't have helped I would have died I don't remember the castle at all developed you got to go all the way back to here now yeah oh my stomach needs to redo All-Star Road that's fine yeah he's amazing in it I love it Why didn't it save though like what the [ __ ] because you have to beat a house or a castle Yeah no you know where these are right though yeah I know where everything is I can do it yeah all the way on the right I dig a hole in then I dig a hole sorry did you see the behind the scenes guys puked from stress during the film's slapping everybody yeah well somebody just left his hairy belly and he puked out all his lasagna ahead oh good point somebody dude I've got a sore throat from laughing nobody touched that there's like a whole they have a whole Orchestra there they have like John Williams and if you're talking about a bunch of dorks standing in front of a mic they're just trying to have again what pukes that lasagna which one he does have maggots and tapeworms inside maggots and tapeworms at the background and put in that Corey Photoshop thing again just keep asking for more why I didn't realize you I need to see the formed again uh there's a ringtone Corey I got your phone like a little singing Corey hello I need help until this island he's like walking to the hospital he's like I don't like this place the medicine doesn't work anymore I don't like this place the medicine doesn't work is it like a phrase that makes him grow up instantly when he eats this yeah that was stupid of me all right I'm gonna try and save it at ghost house [Music] I think the next star you could go back to the other ghost test you can replay a thing you've already beaten if you hit like L and r on top of it did you know that I think yeah Corey that's weird I remember the Bowser you could do that like Bowser's Castle you can re-fight it Cory that's weed of your face got 300 000 Impressions and I gained one new follower from it so so you can definitely start using my face for clouds let's create all the merchandise we have available on seanville right now I can't believe I got one follower from it like that means that like 300 000 people saw and we're like I would have done the same thing yeah that's net followers you you just actually you actually lost 5 000 followers but you you gained five thousand one probably yeah I lost it [ __ ] that's [ __ ] awesome I can't quit [ __ ] core equivalent you're ahead bro I wish I remember the castle I really don't remember the castle-like layout I admit I didn't hang out at the last level too much and play it constantly go down dumbass would you if the master disguise was a real guy would you be his friends like that character they're getting you know the like the turtle yeah all right I need uh I need to get the green switch I feel like the green squid this green squish or I don't need the green switch I just need a way to like get a um a quick Cape having a quick Cape Fast Access is really important I thought you would I thought you wanted to win before I'm just gonna go up to the ghost house up there up there by just beating this okay you just go replay the ghost test you already had right next to you no I want the one that'll give me the secret exit I'll just take the secret exit okay I'm not beating this in 45 minutes though or less but you promised I want it kind of that was the Corey guarantee I want to kind of play it though I don't like beating games really fast I'm not a speedrunner but you promise you said Corey game's Done Quick that was actually what we said you're putting words in my mouth [ __ ] made so much look what you know look what you're making us you're making us all look like fools Corey made me look bad foreign [Music] need to beat it the regular ending [ __ ] man that's so annoying yeah it's annoying when you swim too fast down and die like when you have something I could do it you want to sure tomorrow you try you've got balls you just have to win don't don't actually get the key because I want to get that and then I want to get this because I have to play with the joystick huh yeah all right I think I can manage Tomar would you little mad evil scientist from an insane third world country with no regulations dissect your balls for science [Music] you get three grand slams from IHOP wait that's Denny's you get three good grade slips for daddies if you do it why do these FISH [ __ ] with you so much I don't know they're bastards wait how'd you get the McDonald's Inspector Gadget 1999 all the parts together really come on that dude that's 34. all he's got to do is dissect your balls with unclean equipment yeah dude would be the P the P button it just sounds funny I just wanted to beat the level it just helps with swimming fast because I don't like taking my time Glory Joshua look somewhere who did it on his first try you watched Corey over and over yeah you literally won got 30 points you watched me with your like photographic memory and just cheated tovar's eyes were darty up and down the back and forth he was making a mental as a cheater [Music] is here like a monkey you know what that means Tomah you understand very well Corey I'll give it back to you I just uh I wanna this by the way I'm gonna kill myself Frank one feather please that's just like gadget gadget there were like one feather with brown bricks with brown bricks in Minecraft because that's not tired right no it's good have we talked about that yet brown brick spit yeah I don't think so it's definitely I think Mike should sell shirts and I'll buy one I'll buy one Mike make shirts Mike Maddie I might be late I know you may not like us but we like you make shirts we we do I do I don't even know him so I don't care well [ __ ] [ __ ] you then why that was rude just trying to I was trying to you heard our friend Mike's feelings oh stop a guy makes one coverage joke get a joke at a children's piece of entertainment he never outlives it huh he makes what one comes in one comrade joke here you go two more oh you're gonna pull you enjoy yourself you sure Corey you ever hear that I just wanted that I just I just wanted to dude when I was a kid and I discovered this did your [ __ ] brain go in like high voltages and you think like there's a secret here that'll lead to that Island here and then the island will open up and take me to an entirely new area and then it's just a little single area in there yeah I did used to deal with other like uh six to four games but now now we have a safe point so we can go up there and get some [ __ ] I thought you wanted to just play normal now that's what you were saying uh have you guys ever done the gnarly Road Road gnarly thing yeah it's fun yeah but it changes everything I mean I kind of want to do more levels then do it then just go back yeah yeah we're gonna have to be we could beat it you saw I got to the last level it's possible but it's like kind of boring to do with the quick core everyone here just wants you to have a smile so let's beat every single level and get every single exit what do you say if that's what you want to do let's do it okay starting with now Tomar yeah jar jar versus Spanx Mr D's uh Butler the cat from Spanish Butler from Spanish Butler from Mr D yeah I thought Mr Deeds had the black foot and the guy is what it is he sticks the the fireplace or the fire poker to have like a likable protagonist just have a rotting foot halfway through the movie yeah well I thought he always had the rotting foot it was called his black foot you know it's interesting Adam sailor had like six movies I feel like where he there was a scene where he beats up a big guy bigger than him so you know it's like it's in that movie he beats a bunch of people up and he's like hey you better be nice to that woman and then also in uh in Happy Gilmore he like beats people up yeah he always makes himself out to be like a violent a violent but like morally upright kind of character Adam Sandler yeah I don't think he's complaining I'm just it's an interesting little uh pattern don't even worry about it man think about it Chris you ever hear that phrase I mean no oh I don't know registered my brain because I'm always thinking I'm always breaking Brothers you're going to want to remember that one [ __ ] me Miranda brother [Laughter] [Laughter] guys whatever you do do look at bug chaser and then uh glug glug and lovely so he says about drinking drinking sex [Music] back into the underground or not yeah either what's your problem what did you say what did you say he said everyone [Music] yeah you better cut that out sorry you know what to do oh God damn just put a little monkeys I saw you spit out bugs oh I just have to win anyone want to drink some contaminated sperm with me uh yeah sure I got a whole Pocketful contaminated sperm wouldn't you like to know where's your mother Corey de la Vega's just got officials I am not a 50 year old your sentence standing right next to it would have broken into [ __ ] million pieces I wouldn't have felt bad about it either have you guys ever seen those videos like Bully like Bully stands up to or like little boys there's that really good one I wrote them I really like that one in the bathroom this guy's picking on the little kid and he just like he like liver liver punches him oh yeah and then just like like gets him to like bend over and then just knocks the crap out of him yeah I love this I don't know if we could talk about that it's violence it's violence but it's knocking people's blocks off but that I do it is very very like David and Goliath kind of kind of situation you know you know you're right it is interesting it's like it's like an underdog you know it's like a horse race or something so you're the other like I really I don't know the full context obviously of what the fight was or who's in the right person he went up to you because he was one of those yellow contacts that had those plastic fangs inside yeah if you had a trench coat and you were dressed cat eye yeah I did wear a trench coat the first time Focus level of course like oh nice you look scary we were both intimidated by each other when we first met it's true so I thought you were a bully I was but I wasn't gonna prove that to you yet oh yeah we knew before was your bullying ways your bully vids hey oh my God the the Earth guys the Earth moved under his feet you see when the piranha jumps on the guy came tumbling my cousin lied to me when I grew up he was like sometimes he gets you oh he was just walking across yeah public video games did do stuff like that that would be cool if it was like avoid every six million times Tomer did you pick up on that oh no but good I heard Thomas that go the craned over mechanically is it recording now in progression you really could say that that's that's I don't I actually don't know people who died at that [ __ ] I'm fortunate to be on personally unaffected by 9 11 but no no I'm talking about the holidays in terms of people oh oh that one that whole thing oh is that six billion yeah I mean I didn't know any of them it was a long time ago what do you mean by then what do you mean you people six million Jews that died in the Holocaust uh I mean I think some of them were my like uh great aunts and uncles but uh but I obviously none of them were my direct uh ancestors or I would exist Tomar I know you really want to talk about this this is like lowering the mood it's a bit too you brought it up what'd you bring up cut it out there is a bit dark so cut it out how come you can spit on the Potato Famine but I can spit all over you yes we spit over what Chris when did I spit all over the potato from you said it was to Lowe's uh in quotes a big joke so a big laugh if you think about it the potatoes being gone is pretty you told me it was improv gold I know I talked about it I literally was like good one there wasn't enough genetic diversity when you did a potato bit uh Christmas is [Laughter] [Music] what does a moon do I don't even is it like two lives or something it's like seven one it's really important to get actually so I need to get it you ever notice the Goombas look kind of like Jasmine crap in my goddamn way yeah I think I always thought the Goombas were really cute in this game but like they don't use them a lot did you say cumbas come on you [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] you stupid [ __ ] oh my God don't you agree we should all just get along I'm losing my car go up [Applause] I wish [ __ ] God damn it I won't die thank you I was mad okay do you think when they made this game they were imagining you reacting why won't people like this game hey you [ __ ] nebster you release the Pro controller with the worst d-pad and you still haven't learned a few Microsoft my face is salty I'm sorry I don't mean to yell I just read it pardon me I don't mean please [Applause] that was all for three Hub Dying Three Times whatever I just want to prove how bad the d-pad was and then you [ __ ] solid that's my Goddamn voice was screaming like that I wonder I thought that old time you were using the the analog stick the analog are you saying that the analog sticks you're saying you're having to use the analog stick because the d-pad yeah okay and you know what I hate it because the d-pad on any other controller is fine the switch the Wii U was good the PlayStation the PlayStation controller has the built-in [ __ ] d-pad but you know what sucks dick and it's always suck dick it's Xbox's [ __ ] controller because they're stupid I think I think it's because everyone else has patents and they can't do this yeah so they have this like this like what do you think this goddamn stuff where you catch the sun rays the [ __ ] do you call that I heard people saying that the newer one is to catch a sun rays and build electricity off of it solar panels yes this [ __ ] solar panel design it sucks would you recommend ous well I I would recommend a controller because the controller feels really good in your hands yeah I do I do really think the Xbox controller is good but I think the d-pad is not so good I think it's trash I think it's safe to say you don't like the d-pad yeah the d-pad controller uh normally I give the controller an S but because it sucks dick in the d-pad department it gets an F minus foreign yeah I couldn't even tell you what the first thing was to do S-Class that may even be like an inbuilt thing in like Japanese great school culture and like the school system that I have I mean I don't know if it's schools or or what but I'm sorry for screaming but I tried to scream away from the mic so I wouldn't pop it and go 300 dummies I think everybody's pretty could be confident that you were screaming I was regardless I was quite angry but now we have all these uh feathers because of the green block that makes it all better just jump on him three times and you got this what's his name what's his name what's his name his name's dilroy Koopa I'm gonna shut down Chris you should use uh your new improv after you take those lessons freeze you if you're off the ground because he is going down yeah but I mean I've never died by him he's [ __ ] easy he's not hard to beat but that should be left when I was beating his ass I killed the green the mean Chris you're freaking out first that's a spot inside your eye the liquid of your eyes what is that what are you guys favorite old school like all the internet videos uh PP what's up remember that was I play the same guy that did uh should piss yeah yeah [ __ ] pissed because of the new grounds what about group X yeah 55 was a classic 55 and also like my favorite thing Mario twins you have Mario's wins they are so goddamn the same so goddamn like the same person I would say to them you want ice cream cone they both say yes does he say buttercup you could take that mushroom there's nothing I ran about I could have yeah but this game isn't like Sonic where you bounce out of the lava just you just [ __ ] die this is hard mode hard mode videos [Music] would you kiss a robotics no not Eggman he's gross why he's like an ambitious think about you think about it I really feel like his breath would smell like tuna fish like come on yeah well what if it smells really good by the way this is what I meant to grab was a star Corey if you think about it uh hot people just have different proportions to ugly people it's all proportions it's all proportions yep which which uh well would I kiss Jim Carrey or Robotnik Jim Carrey question I kissed none of them I definitely wouldn't kiss you though would you kiss Taylor you prefer to kiss a weird blue freak over I feel like it would taste like uh Lenten soup I feel like would you kiss tails what do you mean it says would you kiss tails oh absolutely no oh this is the same disease as Andy Milonakis I rest my case Okay Okay rarely do you hear this you're right that's a good argument you win that's fine that's why argument that's why he's 30 and a child you win I I I forfeit that's a good argument this is the worst argument I hate I I hate these gray areas Dale's gonna start hanging out with Burger Andy [Laughter] why did you even come here why would Tails Trend the wrong way I feel like Tails would be smart enough not to [ __ ] hang out with Burger [ __ ] whatever his name is and tail says Sonic is the Mario if Mario is real he'd be Italian Mario would be Burger Randy he would actually [ __ ] annoying Mario is real he'd be Burger ASD absolutely would be Burger Randy I just remembered I had a dream about Marion Bowser it was very recently this is giving me chills good I think I had a dream that like I was hanging out with either Mario or Bowser what about both of them and they were both like talking [ __ ] on each other were they little 3D characters I don't know it was just they were normal it was like the whatever battle I get it but no no but at the end of the dream I remember being like Bowser's right he was an [ __ ] and that's all I remember he would be Burger Andy Andy because like Mario seems like a schlubby [ __ ] who would like try he would get above everybody else with his like cunning assholeness Yoshi would be like air Bandy yeah the Yoshi would be there Knuckles would be airband yeah absolutely no Knuckles would be you'd walk into the university and threaten the vomit while playing Pumpkin Hill everybody that was Pumpkin Hill y'all ready get down I'm streaming I'm streaming oh was this one like Knuckles walks into the college and then like he like sets off the fight like this yeah Rosie O'Donnell what are you talking about what are you talking about in this in this live-action cast I'd look her in her fat pug jowed face I always say I think uh the Luigi would be steady from Kitty versus Betty he would you ever hear the song I think I think I smell a stink I think that stink is you no no dude sounds like something I wish I just made that up right now I swear to God that's real yeah and what's it for I don't know I think I think I suppose think I think that smells you yeah what happened I'm a [ __ ] absolute buffoon dude was it just was it the Xbox controller you could blame me no it was my it was me I'm an idiot I didn't move far enough exotic Heroes that's basically what I'm realizing this is one of those uh Super Nintendo games and I don't have like full control like you know you know how like you have like a little more full control in like 30 FPS well I don't really have that with this game I see so I gotta stop being dumb [Music] you got it finally dude my [ __ ] hurts okay we went ahead you're better off not leaving that vague I'll explain it because this could lead to like colon cancer both wounded yeah Chris got wounded you Chris decides like a new setup to record which might end up be a permanent one I'm lying on my back on there have you guys have received Back to the Future too when Marty's dead literally yeah what is that I think I slipped the disc today and my back hurts so I'm on the ground but don't worry that really sucks we're gonna play Mario World yeah we're playing yeah we're here and a half before we go we have Chris full of morphine his eyes are like completely pink right now yep what is that anyways draining from his eyes we were hiking and uh I guess we all had coming from his wherever we all got [ __ ] up today let me just do this real fast we went on the ultimate hike we we walked 60 000. hold on and we burnt off 7 000 calories [Music] one second English Tomer you're the calorie King is what I call you the calorie King is that as in I ate a lot of calories you know a lot about calories you're involved with calories a lot I dropped the last time that is my catchphrase I wish you'd just let me say it I went on a hike today and uh I had a wedgie in my ass and it was like kind of scraping against my butt I didn't really think about I remember looking at your pants wedged up your ass and think God that looks like a wedgie yeah I mean it sucked oh I'm at Star World now well that Sasquatch gave you the wedgie you've lifted me back and stuff I'm just gonna keep going well you gotta use the office bathroom because I'm blocking the door I guess I'll just wait or we can talk no I would just just Zach will be back okay so I had a wedgie in my ass and it was like really cutting my [ __ ] rectum and I I didn't really think much of it and then we went to a sushi place to eat and uh like I went in the bathroom because I think I had a little yellow mustard left over [Laughter] like brown mayonnaise what do you prefer Brown mayonnaise is that better just say soy sauce yeah I didn't have iced tea I had stinky brown shitty yellow mustard reeking from my [ __ ] ass no okay so so I had yellow I think I thought I had yellow mustard but really um I think I might have gotten a rash from my [ __ ] like boxers because it was writing up my ass crack and when I was like kind of like cleaning myself up I had blooded and not in my [ __ ] but on like my on the top on the paper towels I tossed into the trash so I was worried that but I remember Zach you had something similar happen where you had blood in your stool and you didn't know what the [ __ ] was happening outing sex medical I just talked about it no he's talking okay okay oh that was black that was like uh so it was black bile ew ew that's years ago white guys [Music] oh I was just trying to scare Megan go ahead I love the scary like Corey demons oh my God Cory you small Mario no big Mario what are you guys I don't know everyone got suddenly really invested yeah I know right the trials I need it feathers flock together I think I just win this if I just go this way I think if I would run I think I like kind of weird I just couldn't beat the video game I kind of think I just won dude [Music] [Applause] why Corey I'm getting [ __ ] honestly I'm getting scared your 26 year old you just hit 90 30 I think you're 30. I thought you were 50. 31. why do you act like a [ __ ] five-year-old this comes with nature this is Nature Calls Coco wait what were we talking about this is the metaphor for pissing you're [ __ ] me yeah hey you're trying to change the subject you're not talking about your black tar like [ __ ] that was coming I didn't even bring you brought that up I never brought my own core you're a pieces I was just saying well I said okay Chris or Zach when you were in the bathroom I said that I thought I had yellow mustard at my ass crack but I didn't have you ever like had sweat between your ass but you like kind of have the fear that you might have had a little yellow mustard left over if some people are eating dinner it's my lunch break that's what's the only place yeah God damn it I [ __ ] hate Corey sandwiches a cooked cooking tip get some sauerkraut and mustard on your on your broth he's like dumbass there's no cheese on this I can't have anything with no cheese what the [ __ ] am I scared there's no yellow mustard we can't have anything with no yellow mustard oh my God it's beyond the job let's move on to more pleasant liquids like you guys have like a nice classic you always have to go to the toilet classic code you ever have a classic Coke yup you ever had a Coke coffee that [ __ ] rocks no it's weird what we're doing is classic can I say something I have a bit of a tangent I want to like kind of talk about it yeah I got a tank I got a tang and I got a tang and talking tang and talk about but whenever I go to when I go to Wawa I'm usually like man I want to cook coffee's talking dangans yeah I want to oh yeah you can't do that or I wanted like a Starbucks this is one of my favorite segments of ours thank you all right so what I want cooked coffee that just calls it my Missouri side you know I was reading some compensated people like take 20 minutes until it's a story it's like yeah I wonder why I'm like it's to be a Mario here I just want to do it it takes 20 minutes [Applause] what about Bowser IES [Music] why do I always have to be at the center of the attention oh my God where am I going you really take your time Corey for the room oh we're scaring him it's the high energy High okay I wanted a Coke coffee but every time I go to [ __ ] Wawa that doesn't existence every time I go to Wawa I want to cook coffee but the Starbucks I swear to they have 18 different types of [ __ ] things [Applause] with the vanilla [ __ ] all I want is a Coke coffee or something from Starbucks I used to get like just straight like black Starbucks stuff that were really cold who the [ __ ] is it's the same way with the ice cream [ __ ] man which one of these [ __ ] they keep on filling up the same goddamn Wawa container with the same coffee that nobody is drinking it's vanilla and mocha and they're filling up every single slot there's like 18 slots it's like as if you went to a [ __ ] soda machine and all the slots are still filled with vanilla Starbucks I don't want to eat nothing but sugar when I'm trying to drink coffee Resurrection hello it's me SpongeBob hello all right Squidward too it's Mr crab face is so red right now I'm about to [ __ ] SpongeBob again I'm Larry the Lobster hello [ __ ] you SpongeBob oh my God but all I'm saying you're awful you're just awful to me all I'm saying is I just I'm so tired of like them like okay so they keep filling it up and then they fill it up with another row and then another row but nobody drinks it and the one that people want is gone immediately and they're just like oh it's gone I guess they better fill it up with more caramel vanilla Starbucks caramel you're saying the Industrial Revolution and its consequences if it disaster what did you just say to me [ __ ] I'm trying to summarize what you're what you're I'm trying to pick up what you're putting down you're putting down more than what you chew [ __ ] the Industrial Revolution what is the Industrial Revolution I mean it was the Horizon industrial industrialization that kind of came yeah you're SpongeBob I'm Larry the Lobster Tomer is Patrick you're uh uh you're that's the Iguana oh it's the Iguana okay okay I'm Larry the Lobster I'm stronger as hell and I guess they're Patrick [Music] seriously what can you even bench I don't know I don't know what that means but teddy bear that's what SpongeBob [ __ ] convention remember that's nothing that is something to somebody oh God I can bench my own computer you really can't though he's just a beaver he could never [ __ ] [ __ ] the truth is he was lying that he's a small uh feasting spectacles I gotta pay attention guys shut up Corey this is I have one mic left that's been your job this whole time so pay attention this Channel's [ __ ] toxic this group is toxic we were just voted the most toxic Channel guys we went to the webpage we got voted most toxic at the webbies that would be cool thank you with the weapons you guys just keep saying Webbie thank you guys the webbies we want to say thank you oh that was so good one life now you just and I can save and continue yourself I die I'm saved so thank God that happened the ugly secret formula oh Mario keep doing it [Music] skipping like crazy Mario Mario [Music] what is that you're standing it's uh it's he's autistic and he's on it's like voluntarily that's all it is something to do with like a physical stimulation it's when they start like shaking their hands left and right because they just can't comprehend all of the audio that they're hearing they see like a one and a zero they say I listened to a song for the first time and I have I have audio overload and I need to steam Chris gets over stimuli easily I get over steamed if you showed too much info at once so freak too much data too much info I mean statistics too much analytics OMG if too many graphs too many numbers too many pie charts too many trigonometries I can take it too many angles too many degrees too many decibels too many distances that's everything I can think of distances too many distances the distance I have one life so I'm too afraid to like what a fight another Mario level wow congratulations you flew into the air and flew over everything what a difficult Journey great job I guess wow you know other players would be able to [Music] what happened no oh me Mario well he you can't be small forever you got to be a little poorly I need to gain the calories Mario's a fat fat plumber I'm a fighter plumber and I get Kevin that's what protects him from all these Turtles and Goombas there's only like five you ever noticed in Mario he gains a lot of calories was there a hidden thing here he's just always eating and getting bigger how so he eats the mushrooms and even though mushrooms still if you too much it will get big I gotta wait for him to jump freaking Ludovic why aren't you laughing well I'm trying to pay attention you got him ah he's going to conduct Ed because he's based on a real historical figure well then why do you love him he looks just like the real [ __ ] guy he looks like the real thing he looks like real Ludwig Van Baker editor put it put a Beethoven in love with next to each other and make it let's get it let's get it let's use AI to comparison audience thanks that's amazing I've had one life for a while now this is giving me like high anxiety there you go but it's but it's filling you with with precious adrenaline Mamma Mia I hope what the inventor is over I get to kiss Peach have you guys all right we were kind of talking about this um I hope I am rewarded I heard what you said I figured I've been sticking those sticks of butter my [ __ ] I want to say something I feel stuff I feel used to listening [Music] please I want to tell a story yes so when they announced I might get lost here when they announced it right it is very scary illusionary Forest yes when I I want to tell a story about when they announced the Mario movie and like all the people who were there was I there I don't think so is this in Philly yeah only Philly people allowed Chris yeah you abandoned us this was with Dave uh basically when they announced the movie it was a little it was a little after and I looked at the characters and I'm like Dave I know exactly what this movie's gonna be and he's like don't tell me and I'm like I'm gonna tell you the whole plot from start to finish what the Mario movie is gonna be and I know exactly what it's going to be so when it happens what what is it can you eat those as you okay I tried to but I [ __ ] up multiple times um okay so here's what it's gonna be uh it's gonna be Mario before he became Super Mario and it's gonna take place um kind of maybe in like Brooklyn or somewhere where he is essentially like looking for odd jobs like you know how Mario had like the bomb carpeting job where he blew up buildings and stuff for the guy because it had like characters from that had Donkey Kong it had like Bob the foreman and [ __ ] and that's what it's gonna be it's gonna be like Mario's looking for odd jobs and he finally finds a job where he's like a carpenter and that's when Donkey Kong escapes from like the [ __ ] zoo or some [ __ ] and what happens is he saves Peach during his job thing and he gets he gets he becomes Super Mario essentially and he's just Donkey Kong again is it like stuff [Music] I'm Cheryl do gray yeah greatly best he's gonna go on a [ __ ] parade halfway through his recording and they're gonna keep it as funny Improv at least I got here at least Donkey Kong's gonna rant about his character yeah yeah what I'm saying what I'm saying yeah what happened they should stop being so attached to material things Mario becomes Super Mario and gets a big ego trip and then the Mushroom Kingdom which has Peach and Bowser in it like their world gets attacked and they find out about Super Mario from a certain world and they bring Mario to the Super Mario World with Bowser and he comes from there because he became Super Mario because he was Jump Man first and then it'll probably say like he's known as Jump Man like a superhero like alter ego and then he becomes Super Mario later like he'll be known as Jump Man the guy who like like thwarted Donkey Kong and that's the whole plot and then Corey this is all your prediction or or this is my prediction this is what I think I sit down almost like I knocked the wind out of his stomach and he's like I cannot believe how accurate you described that and that makes me sick to myself what if it comes out it's nothing and they're gonna have something I like to move it move it there's gonna have a dance section where Mario like dances and the Toads shake their ass to like the [ __ ] movie Cory did you read a leak or something this is straight up what I might have is this what you're making up this could be what I'm making up or it could be no you have to be straightforward one or the other is this a liar is this the truth this is the stupidest thing to hear while you're in this fat Mario my prediction for the Mario movie is Mario is coming inside Peach no it's not as sexual dude okay Jesus oh it's Illuminati so it's not sexual okay no he's alone in his Brooklyn okay hear me out hear me out he lives with his brother Luigi he meets Daisy who's an archaeologist and she she finds bones and then she falls into the wall and she you're just describing no one from the 90s there's not a super [ __ ] Mario movie it's a video game and it turns out it's speech is Daisy's dad the king he's King King uh turn them into that oh yeah and they meet Yoshi and he's an animatronic and it's really cool and Gary like at the end of the movie A guy gets turned into a monkey the end did you guys you guys want to know something about this why the symbol that this creates is the Smash Brothers symbol if you end up doing everything right oh okay so let's sing the smash theme okay let's not okay sorry baby baby Chris is that cry I really can we do like a playthrough of uh of specifically of of the first what Mario World 2 which is Yoshi's Island yeah let's pretend we're playing that right now everybody do their best obnoxious baby cry Zach crying instead of baby Mario yeah replace it the other one's like it sounds exactly like Zach yeah it won't even be that far off but but then it would kind of have its own little I really hate that baby vomiting up their guts when they cry it's so disgusting [Laughter] [Music] Chris the ferret okay Christopher and Corey the duck okay sounds all right the Julie Looney Tunes Corey the duck Chris the ferret he's a he's a ferret and he's he's a ferret okay okay okay current events I got it I got it what do I do okay uh scene starts camera pans in uh Chris the ferret is biting the head off of a mouse uh looks up sees ugly fat duck in distance oh did you make it out I didn't uh gets up from under tree walks walks across bridge to meet to meet the uh last holds up truck shoots you with Trident wait what okay look what kind of lose if you've seen Rob's belly rubs belly after Trident attack what do you do so is gleefully after successful try yeah I think he's lactating exactly you would have been fired day one I walk into the board meeting I'm like all right we're trying to first of all like if I was in a storyboard room I would just like derail everything on purpose glory be [ __ ] careful around here but it's fine oh but it's not fine it is not fine it's fine what's scary about it look everybody just hang out over here oh was there spikes you're gonna need that to get through the next room big long turd thing oh this thing's crazy isn't it Corey what nothing dude I'm just excited well I'm glad yeah this is your job [Laughter] [Music] this is a tough one because not they don't I beat this with my eyes closed multiple times right I meant one life more like age I'm at one life I'll have to do the whole Force thing over again oh no so I have to no you've got this you've got this story Corey you don't just have to you it's destined I feel like I have a Walmart Corey Corey yes I [ __ ] Ted Nugent [Laughter] with the guy in my in my school who everyone called nuji because he looked like Ted Nugent that seems like something that would happen if you weren't looking like it was funny no you never told me that that is funny that's the end of the story so there's nothing more to that no is there any other childhood stories you haven't said Chris and in my school a guy called Edmund and then uh that Nugent guy had a twin brother and everyone called him Nugent too so there was two nugents but um this okay for some reason this this other brother he hated Ed and uh Ed was just like uh normal guy but he hated him so much one day he like cornered him in the hallway he's like I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of you and then it was like okay and then someone was recording it on their like shitty old phone and then nujin like grabbed Ed and then uh Ed like spun it around and he picked them up and body slammed them like that one video of the kid body slamming that the the tiny guy oh I love that but he absolutely decimated him I don't that was so [ __ ] satisfying all right you got this this is very alarming remember he'll drop down I know that now yeah yeah what's his name and you get jump he's bully Koopa I think this is Bully Koopa but originally this used to be my favorite of the Koopa kids you just said Ludwig was your face [Applause] let me explain he was my favorite design I still like Ludwig but you said he was your favorite producer and did that I bet no one interrupted you oh he's my favorite pause watch this time he's my favorite Kevin Smith walks on screen Mario he's got Brendan Fraser's crying guys and he leaves this did Mario die yep yeah Mario died he got fourth degree burns I need to go to physical therapy I did it and safe and we have one life again yeah just just but yeah maybe just kill yourself or you're gonna die in seven days you know that movie oh yeah yeah it was The Lion King Simba wait yeah is that a reference to like that that's what the voice is it like Donnie Darko that's right it's the race have you also missed out on every single movies thing too like the movies have you seen what a movie is so long yeah the movies scary movies I've not seen any of the Rings scary movie 5. I've seen a bunch of scary movies what if if you take pictures and like play them in a sequence it looks like they're moving with audio over it you really actually you take you to another video like you're in another place oh you did it I forgot no it's like it but if you put enough Millions together it makes like a long I'm not talking about animation if you take enough photos in a row and then you splice them together that makes it motion and you put audio over there yeah that's that's I mean have you ever seen one of those yeah I've seen that well then what are you actually so stupid you're acting oblivious emotion picture you should look up oblivious and see yourself in the dictionary smiling you were that voicemail from uh from uh what's that guy's name cranky anchors oh my God cranky I can't believe it guys I love that aggressive aggressive you should look that up special ed such an old voicemail but I guess it went viral again recently oh yeah some girl on Tick Tock acted like it happened yes I have heard that now that I know what you're talking about all I do is left on her thing I was like I heard that like uh 20 years ago yeah no she was just lying I heard that back in like 2011 or so she just like the sense of self-importance that someone would call and bother to leave her uh that long of a voicemail Corey even if it was a weird creep Predator sounding fellow oh my God those were those were booze all along yeah why are we doing this yeah it's a really dark dude why are we doing what why are we doing this this has become one of the scariest experiences literally shivering is not doing that anymore he got really upset when I said bony plays his eyes widened I think he's I think he changed shape a little bit yeah let's tell the story last year during bony plays we were gonna play we tried playing FNAF I understand I wasn't there we tried only playing a Ouija board we talked to the to the past members of only plays that have moved on oh gosh they weren't stupid dogs try to suppress this honestly we talked to the dead members when he plays and it was like way too many voices to actually hear what they were saying can I get an A I said but it's spelled out Channel ends in 2025 it made me [Music] because it depends on when you go through the thing is like when it like changes to like a different level oh Corey stop go back go back go back down operation now Colleen go go back to the pipe stay stand stay okay you can go okay sweet thank you that was cool Corey that was my fault no it wasn't I I was doing bad I didn't have any like uh welcome to the princess's [ __ ] I've baked the cake for you Yours Truly princess [ __ ] spreader wow I wonder this is the camera very nice Mario like at this message I have made a [ __ ] for you yours truly Princess feet did you guys ever see morento yes so yeah it does okay your [ __ ] movie sucks I love the first one my favorite [ __ ] line in the whole thing that makes me laugh like uncontrollably is at the very beginning where he's just walking he's walking by this old man who's like just pushing like some I don't know like some leather in a container and he's like that's heesh man he's the and he's like waving to him and it's just like he clearly doesn't understand what he's saying but it's so funny how he just nonchalantly comes out got really bad at him yeah dude yeah they were upset honestly he made fools of the mall it is funny but it's also bullying yeah of course you know those movies are like one of a kind Bora is like oh I'm so sorry those movies are like one of a kind fine because like you look at Napoleon Dynamite I love that movie but there'll never be another movie like that I don't think I'd want them to make another movie I I really like Napoleon Dynamite it's [ __ ] hilarious and I hate Juno sorry there's like some scenes I can still kind of like I like uh the guy who plays Dwight in the office in Juno Corey let's role play I'm Napoleon Dynamite and you're his brother you're Kip gonna pull in what what is it always have to go there Chris yeah Napoleon where did you learn that kind of language we only have a Windows 93 alerted from the internet you still like Butthead are like button I can't do any of this voice that's my job who the [ __ ] is that I get you pregnant [Music] uh and uh okay whoa whoa okay all right this is like going [ __ ] I'm losing my mind my brain my brain in vote Pedro he's a minority uh no um Cory you're Kip and I'm Napoleon Dynamite oh did we just do that did we yes yes I get real into my roles I have to enter their [ __ ] no you're just methodox I zoned out the entire time is what happened dude I saw it happen you went to the acting Wormhole you went somewhere else Zach's got it exactly right yeah do you guys want to hear a sad story about um I used to play Super Mario World ROM hacks and I made a rom hack back in the day uh for Super Mario World I also did one for Sonic 3. I don't know if it still exists Sonic 3 and Knuckles actually yeah um I spent a long time on it and it took a really long [ __ ] time with the editor I used to be obsessed with level editor stuff and like ROM hacks there's always like you go through a face where you like really love ROM hacks and I was following a rom hack guy I really liked that was mean sorry no it's like I'm an idiot it's my fault um but I was I was following a rom hack guy that I really liked and like I was looking up to him and I was I spent a week working on a rom hack and I didn't really know how to edit levels but I went and like redid a bunch of levels but the terrain still looked the same so I didn't you know I was an amateur but I spent a week at making a level for him and I'm like here man and I like emailed him back in the day or like messaged him back in the day I'm like here man it's like I've gotten really into Super Mario World hacks and uh I'm like I want you to play My Level he's like I'm like you don't have to play too many levels just like you know play a little bit and he's like okay I love you level man thanks for sending it to me and then he made a video and he just totally made fun of me the whole time he said I was incompetent My Level was terrible so mean and I was I just felt so defeated I just like gave up playing why are those little dinosaurs why they have like why do they have like light Line work they don't like magic videos but like that kind of like destroyed my like love he just used you as he made him off yeah he even finished the level he literally went into level editor and he zoomed around looking at everything and he's just like look at this he's like he didn't even change the colors [ __ ] he just added water and he just like changed some things around it's like it's incredible lazy he didn't see all the I edited so many levels I spent I spent a week like learning how to do is that video still up it might be it was back in like 2010 or like 2009 I wish I I would be down to try and find it I wish I could but you would have to go through so many Mario World hacks but that that like I kind of felt defeated after that and I didn't want to like play Super Mario World anymore no it was just like don't send me levels like this I think that's what the [ __ ] title is in all caps don't [ __ ] bother me and the thing is too like he had other he had played other levels where he was like oh Jesus [Music] they didn't change anything it was the same terrain and but because they changed the Overworld map he was like see like this is good this is a good design look at Super Mario he doesn't know what the hell he's doing I'm getting so mad now that seemed like it was very close to the end of the level all right I'm like totally floundering the more you [ __ ] up the more we can talk and have fun yeah that's true I don't want to rush through it enjoy it but I don't want to [ __ ] up for no reason that was just stupid well I wasted some time in real life would you a write it yes be [ __ ] it stuff its eggs back into its ass and watch it let's push it out of its Chloe I take his boots off and sell them the glass I don't care go please my father made these shoes they're the only shoes it's like the that's like the curve of the Enthusiast curb the enthusiasm do you remember the episode where he goes bowling and the guy takes his shoes and then he goes to the shoe place and he's like he's like I'm gonna do you a favor I'm gonna get those shoes for you he's like thanks man but he ends up getting his shoes back then he runs into the guy and the guy's like he's like you did me a favor it's like such an impractical thing that it's like at the same time it's like this guy held you know what I'm talking about Zach he like held such a grudge against Like Larry David for like getting shoes again Rory take the Seas dude you don't you don't blaster it's hard though I play with holding the Run button all the time right I know I do too let's try to do so let's try to story word by word okay all right that's okay it'll be me Zach Corey Tomer okay okay okay okay once I upon what you're right it was Zack Zack's after me what once upon the uh that night once upon the night a gargantuan stumbled uh into I guess yeah a tree I had two words when it's an article right and wait and uh then from there he died it actually sucks ass I think I stumbled over a diet that's a great story I hope you would have said like foreign two two words each yes but three is such a nice number two is a nice numbers okay fine two numbers okay two words okay I'll start uh Iron Man is going on a that's three words dude you said you just said three words no that's three that no Iron Man's two words because it's got the hyphen in it oh there's no hyphen buddy let me tell you something oh yeah that's Spider-Man Spider-Man has a hyphen wait what is that Iron Man's a full word his way to fetch uh big ugly nuclear reactor well that's one word what you said ugly on his way I thought it was better what let's do one very long time I'm starting okay go four no let's make up a new here grabs okay Thor grabs let's call him Captain cringe okay cat Okay so Chris you say captain captain Tovar cringe Corey turns you do a big morons because he is a Tomar oh couldn't because he is couldn't because he couldn't no I there's no is [ __ ] Christ because he couldn't because he couldn't play with his penis okay great unfortunately his subreddit got wind and the moderators banned all the new members and then Captain cringe found God the end yeah baby yeah baby I hate please I want to try I'm the ultimate Mario Queen okay that's some high accolades to give yourself you said when I die how about if I die if if it's good damn it okay oh my back oh this is chaos careful Chris oh thanks I'll tell you guys he's in the he's in the back to the future too oh Chris I totally forgot remember that wait wait wait wait okay when you enter in that's how you exit out of a stage yeah but after you being at Chris remember I unlocked it hold on remember that stage I unlocked Heather in like the Yoshi go back there and go get it so you can like get all your powers back where is that um at the way back to the beginning he's telling you go back to like world two I don't need it okay well I mean that's what I always did if I struggled with like having no Health do I do this level or this what's the furthest one because there's that one that one we've almost beaten the castle but this area is hard man it is hard what if it's easy to me though go ahead it just wins there's no need to get so mean I'm not getting mean I'm telling you to win do I need that spring or no not really no that that was just that was huh that was that was just don't look at me like that that's the card that was the crisp failure is what he's saying me give me that oh I didn't come back good job Chris the lesson oh no oh you got to do this jump yeah here we go you got it oh it's bad the next level next level's even harder dopamine hey Chris you open up open up for your gravy Chris but what I was saying before about it is the only stage I don't know if any when anyone played Super Mario World the only stage I would play is the stage just before the ship and the pirate ship I love playing this pirate ship it was really cool it was a really cool setting and then you like fall down and try and collect the star and then you grab the ball that like opens up you know Bowser's headquarters I'm so nervous you're totally fine don't worry [Music] your name yeah sure he just left yes take your time and you don't run like I do Mamma Mia you know what uh I blame this on the phone I blame this on the fact that all I do is play like Sonic games so I always go like quickly do I go up I think you can I don't wanna uh you want to get a Chris at the end you want to get a feather and you want to fly past the goal but if a feather flock together do you know how to like fly with a kid okay we'll get that and then make sure you need a Feather by the end because then you're just gonna go in a circle oh [ __ ] me dude be extra careful Jesus if you take damage and you lose your cape you might as well just get a new one oh so what are you saying what are you about to say don't worry oh it's you know I'm trying dude it's hard it is tough I told you you guys were like God Cory it's hard it's really hard wow you got bit by that dude okay well Copperhead uh you need it you need a Feather by the end and let me in there you can run and jump into it but I'm pretty sure that's just the exit really yeah it's an exit pipe because you can jump into the purple one and you go through the coin section up here dude I'm gonna die here yep here all right yeah you got it you got it yeah oh my God oh God God damn it oh if you beat this and you don't get a feather and you go through the the checkpoint that shows up in the beginning you'll go in a full circle enough to do this level again you have to get a feather I'm hard and I'm enjoyed to make sure you get the feather yeah I'm trying this one yeah you have to get this story it's still a feather right no it's not something dude I'm just I'm just actually [Music] God damn it do you want me to do it wait that would have been a feather too okay here oh God I literally can't bend let me do this I only have one life left are you sure you wanna yeah I can do all right let's do that new Muppets no that's fine okay uh my muppet is purple let's see what's he do is his name Grover it's his voice he's like hey I'm a puppet what's he what's he what's his stick he he likes feathers he likes nice stuff he tickles people with feathers and he wears a cape okay and all right he's got dungarees I just had to jump to that that was it game oh that's his kitchens [Music] guys give me the Montage I I need you guys gotta help me I gotta look up the lyrics I'm gonna look at up the spider lyrics yeah give me eye of the spider or like guys like really gotta like help me like give me a montage that like pumped me up and like be like uh uh okay to cook some raffy because it smells really nasty kill some mobs before you get on their plate starting now and then you craft and mine and dig and eat experience points yeah experience points and then you're trying to get raw pork from pigs it has no end but it's still the best game I'm an excellent Fighter the creepers and zombies you guys are actually pumping me up never eat the rotten flesh I like the voice oh [Music] I don't know how I don't know the key I don't know what the [ __ ] is happening yeah you didn't go this way before no I did it okay well whatever oh my God [Music] oh chocolate secret oh no it's gonna be even harder level isn't it yeah keep on singing I had a Spider Man I already got it clicked out of it eye of the spider you gotta sing a new Minecraft one uh uh what about a little Joby staying yeah I don't give a [ __ ] go to the job B video and see if there's any lyrics okay with lyrics ridiculous [Music] I don't give a [ __ ] this just reminds me of just hanging with my friends I know exactly what you mean I can't see what's down here what the [ __ ] game I don't give a [ __ ] that's what they're called right busy yeah they are they don't even look like beetles dude guys Chris is about to evolve into his desk Chris has evolved do they do not remember this part it's been a long time since I played for it it was Christopher like spell f u r Fury Road I've got four arms and I've got a unibrow and I never slip discs okay and you never shower no matter what anyone says hey you never wear shirts you know so you're pretty much really allowed to go to Walmart and Shop every time a girl sees me she like God you never shower I never wear a shirt I love it I love that oh God that was absolutely insane better [Music] um [Music] all right well I beat it I found another I remember the secret I don't I don't know how you get the secret thing I know it's like when you go through the a certain number like so now this pipe takes you to the the castle oh straight to the castle Yeah nice we found hey we found a loophole up to the castle we shall go do this something that tells me so cause the Corey teach us what the Tomer don't have time to say before I see the suffering song [Laughter] did you see the clown walks in oh no all right across to the club I remember this Castle kicking my ass crosstalk if I die again I'm going I'm going back to the I'm going back to the if I die again I'm going back to that one area collecting Yoshi all this stuff and I'm gonna collect an extra food think about it the fact that he circumcised [Applause] [Music] Oliver's like crying over it together we can circumcise you tomorrow [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] all right guys uh seriously if I die that's it Mary Mary I can't tell you I can't help you stop talking about video games you pathetic words [Music] you love Mario yes I do yes I do it's a matter of fact he loves Mario too much I'm really scared Homer is such a loser [Music] you should just run for it strangles the boat to death oh well that's funny if they just said [ __ ] you all the time [Music] oh my God you weren't supposed to see that ah she's hot sir you should um you're like me to begin with you should manipulate her and have sex with her brilliant good ideas minders Smithers I'm going to kiss you to Smithereens oh wow oh that's a funny play on words sir I think I need I don't think I will shows up [Music] it comes into the windows [ __ ] you home you got hit by a football dude do you hate this was two inches from the checkpoint you got hit by a football you got hit by itself you might as well just turn it off if you get hit by that great great great you know what [ __ ] me [Laughter] yeah I missed like all those [ __ ] things I'm just gonna die again okay like Corey I don't wanna I don't wanna be mean but I saw a video of like a four-year-old Asian child beating this like in one go yeah they were also a prodigy and most likely because you saw it on YouTube I didn't know I saw that like yeah that's my next door neighbor at a nail place I'll be honest I never said I was like Immaculate this game I said 45 minutes I could have if I went to Star roadway but I'm going so he's doing it the fun way yep without safe States I am playing we are playing this without saying yes [Music] no it got taken down oh you don't even bother go check it out it is a symbol of beauty Beauty this is the price of trying to promote but Chris brought it up first I did Ziploc bag and throw it at the world I'm sorry for bringing up your greatest shame my bad it's not my shame donate five dollars per minute donate five dollars per minute I tried jumping I just walked in it's like a fair it's a fair break I think that's fair at least according to that one girl who went off oh the one girl who she was like five [ __ ] dollars oh that [ __ ] oh man oh oh I hate that song who's that by Rihanna I think that's by the reasons Connie made all the single ladies did not make all the single ladies oh that was the perfect save yeah oh the single fairies all the single furries big big dick in my hole oh my God you're coming I was right it is Beyonce all right I have an idea all right um Corey old man uh tore your media man Chris you're young man I'm gonna ask a question I'll answer it from the perspective of where you're at life okay so okay so yeah so in order so we'll go young medium old okay and I'm medium so I've got the same question to three of you so young what's what's the meaning of life to to love my mommy and daddy that's a stupid answer that's also wrong yeah Terminator Okay a video man what's what's the meaning of life to uh to uh find a a beautiful wife and start a family and procreate and uh okay okay uh oh man what's the meaning of life Corey to consume where am I oh man I says oh man I says old man my name's I said so man what's the video life for man oh where's my rice pudding me on your life he's right cinnamon rice pudding he's right correct answer [Music] are you saying that only old people [Music] this Rewards [Laughter] on my thing if I if I my brain turns off and I start like click going in again all right cool but I want to play that back if you get mad when I smack you I want the editor to play that back oh my God you ever noticed that Mario was not like other humans he's like well this is it he's big no more guys this is it this is uh this is for all the marbles this is the big one don't get it oh my God dear [ __ ] Christ don't get hit oh yeah you're worthless you [ __ ] terrible truth you're crazy oh God no no you know what is real this is real fear because we've done this like six months yeah see it's better just running yeah I know it now don't die oh my mother Corey Corey Corey Corey now you have one more try and then you gotta go go back to Donut planes for your wishes they keep the library Corey here's an idea stop playing games for babies yeah Super Mario Brothers played this game get the [ __ ] into the hole stop doing this to my poor precious heart Chris do your best depression Super Mario RPG is for the his penis is because you know what for the first time ever oh but he's like 28. oh whoa Luigi looks hello hello Mario is there anything good in that purple block you can't hit it I am not a noise [Music] he's gonna break the door down I pulled my pants up come on in okay okay give this fifty dollars to your son I'm very scared don't [ __ ] up don't [ __ ] up [Music] please cheer up it's just a game it won't hurt you now just have a little more fun have fun the feather will make you fly and everything will be all right and then if you go back you can keep Mario and Luigi Yoshi's there too he picks up his egg and takes a big poo he poops on the camera and everyone looks mean everyone comes inside and licks it clean yeah that was perfect Yoshi's poop off no why me this tastes very good it's a Stormer with a big brown grin I have recorded on scratching his chin [Laughter] Zach is there too but he doesn't say much because he really does not care for this that's normal right Corey 100 of your thoughts come from a place that isn't anywhere physical it's called a toilet zone is that what you're going with making a few Wheels I can do it now I can do it now imagine if you will a Corey brain which is crying occupation Big Bone why'd I do that no you got it you did it because you wanted to be efficient yeah you're right you didn't want to wait around forever I honestly had no idea you could come back into a level I guess it's only when you die you can't when I grow up I want to be remember that song one of the Harvesters off the sea [Music] Guitar Hero it was Primus John the Fisherman don't forget man [Music] I thought I could kill it [Music] oh you got this buddy I don't remember this boss oh it's this [ __ ] oh yeah she's gonna keep on popping up yeah she's not that bad though with her little dummies oh [ __ ] yeah right that delivery wasn't very strong how do you think I should have said it I think you should have been more like oh sick like more like that say it again like oh sick okay I'll do it okay oh sick now put that in is that okay yeah editor can you can you move that back what kind of bit is this yeah dude do a few this is too meta for me yeah I'm sick man that's insanely sick okay Cory's laugh there and put it back earlier yeah make it seem more natural this is my I love this stage let's get a few like a few of those fake takes we do where you like do a fake laugh dude do a fake dude do like five fake laughs no that that was terrible all right no I always need a few warm-up laughs wait no that sounded fake magnet your job's on the line buddy hello there you go okay use that bring that back there earlier I think it would actually be funny if we really did bring those labs back earlier and make people go like what the [ __ ] oh Jesus that'd be [ __ ] gravity that'd be sociopathical I want every reaction on this channel nope oh [ __ ] watch out there's booze or they actually appear in random spots yeah I don't know where they [ __ ] response oh my God oh my God Corey Europe pretty good at this I don't want to lose you you like the who you are glorious oh there's no more okay you're like that the Harry Houdini Zach let's be dude I failed for like [ __ ] 30 minutes doing this stupid chocolate chip two anime protagonists talking about this let's play okay as what did you say it's what that was that were these protagonists okay I'll start okay okay I hope he gets past these booze is this are you oh you're Tick Tock protagonists it's the same thing you're right it's like Charmander you just sound like the Charmander guy I'm Charmander I've heard the Charmander guys I heard that guy is self-aware thing uh-oh guys we're about to beat Super Mario World we're in the last part Tomar come up with a new uh scary laugh uh don't like activity people bid Crush that I put it on these guys over and over here every time one of them appears to go it just Loops it [ __ ] indefinitely okay the Zach you doing Zach scream and that's what and the next enemy looks like okay and that'll be those would be those guys are the ones that scream Jack do those little plants oh God no go away from the mic wait [Music] yeah Megan make him just do it over and over in a big crowd [Applause] you got one you got one oh my god oh you're like a genius how do you know these oh my God is there a pattern are you just really good at guessing oh Corey you've got a big mess I'm [ __ ] up the first time you've got a big sponge brain that absorbs uh where the Mario one-ups are I kind of do but that didn't really give me anything it's kind of give you three one-ups dude because that's kind of a big deal but okay yeah those [ __ ] holes are back kind of a deal coin I'm gonna like get the dude yeah you're about to huh [Music] if he was gonna do an alien autopsy like a giant ice pick I don't know I mean like uh like what would I want to see from an alien yeah like Yeah from an aliens I would I would not want them to be so smart that I'm like oh God these guys are going to take us over and kill us I'm so smart you like looked at it you got instantly scared because it was like you know what I would like you knew it was like the most intelligent that you'd ever looked at I would like it to be since it's just appeared directly into the depths of yours I would like it to have the IQ of a neanderthal but they somehow discovered space travel so we can have it but we're smarter than them wait what are you talking about that makes any sense shut up it does make sense I would like to shut up shut up I would like to inseminate an alien like all the people who like all the crazy girls who are like being decorations like a real alien a really hot gray alien oh Grays are so [ __ ] hot isn't there the cool thing that happens if Yoshi eats one of those hyper would you really pregnant yeah what do they do I I think they just fly or it's just like random with like wide hips uh yeah absolutely with my girlfriend's consent of course I'd be like let's see I kind of want to like bang this gray alien bang this is great just understand it's a one-time am I not gray enough am I not great enough for the gray Club [Laughter] it might not green for the green that movie sucks but that shit's quotable as [ __ ] some awful things are very quotable yeah that's the only line that's ever quoted from that movie period oh no the Yoshi thing I think I could have gotten one UPS here I think I skipped you've got plenty I don't remember the the design of this look we're I'm supposed to go up or down you're just gonna have to figure it out I'm pretty sure down is you're gonna get much as long as you can get all the way to the bottom that corner over there yeah you're gonna get too much you're protected in the extreme highs and lows sort of like the emotional person that's not right that's why I checked to make sure it's a trip that's not right [Music] you gotta be running to the right as soon as I have a picture dude this is crazy I can't believe they made a game that's so [ __ ] I don't know why you'd say that I didn't mean it that's [ __ ] scary I'm pretty sure there's nothing down here don't go for those stupid coins just run oh [ __ ] with a very tight window Cody don't go that way you're gonna oh my Christ he had to he had to do it I have to do it editor how long is this come on man [ __ ] [ __ ] you just run just run oh good Jesus this is too long Peter Griffin played Mario World Mario welcome back to Peter Griffin in real life [Music] this is baby oh God I would remember any of these things oh look at Tinky Winky's big stupid purse I wish they talked it was so funny there's no more [ __ ] personal oh my God I love that guy from uh idiocracy he's just like you know that guy I do like that guy but he's like uh no no he's the guy watching how my nuts at the start none of these doors seem right oh I think this one is you know I think Mario relies a little too much on linear game design I know exactly what you mean for example I think it could benefit from more I don't know randomization go ahead oh I screwed up I feel like I screwed up with the simple edition of it don't say that the simple edition of the stamina bar that's a lot more depth to the combat I think if let's look at the polls I think the booze are coated a little too amateurishly like they should be able to like follow you from level to level and they can curse you and they can also take small bites you're like improving all the games yes he's giving like excellent suggestions no I'm not I'm not trying to be up my own ass I'm just I just don't even get better though dude have you ever heard that before well I'm a professional game designer do I have to hit the P first we'll be making the game better as well yeah I'm actually kind of confused like if you think about it what is it supposed to release a chain of them yeah that's amazing what's the point of picking coins but I think I have to hit the P first so these [ __ ] these didn't know what they were doing so Mark tell me this they didn't even have Twitter back what is the point of the coins tomorrow what did they how could you could give a video of Twitter what's the point Tomar I'll give you a good game if you don't have Twitter what is happening follow me on Twitter on my SoundCloud so I need to go over that all right little booing I'm just gonna I'm just gonna die I I I'm an idiot I know what I need to do um this is an easier one to like die and not feel the same doing so yeah I believe you'll do just great that sounds like you're about to think Corey you know Tony the Tiger this is the beginning of my bit Tony the Tiger [ __ ] there he didn't do that what that was more that was Woody Harrelson Woody Harrelson you ready my name's woody woody there's a [ __ ] snake let's get this dress [ __ ] there's a snake let's get this Wagon Train moving Car Sales you're supposed to use that thing for he's gonna do it I don't I can't I don't remember where it is just just change it and try to go up there and see what happens you have to be little try this it looks like you have to be little or duck jumping but you can duck jump I don't know I think right can you I do have to be little yeah that stinks running fallen from Green gray [Music] do these ghost houses are always like Chrome Busters to face I mean I know what to do but man this is like why did I jump so soon why did it I have like 15 lives mine is the way of the Lord I've gone Gaga a few times because you've got Gaga at least twice a year for the last four years and I'm surprised there's been no Chris goes Gaga compilation to be frank I know can we get a Christmas Gregory compilation going now not tomorrow not yesterday but [ __ ] little uh w d frig G you're out of your body little dude little dude you're a tiger you're out of your mind Tommy ever blow snot Bubbles and let him out no let them released into the wind I would never do that why not uh it's just inappropriate but it helps clean your side especially for the workplace where we are now you can clean your sinuses you can feed the buds I want to say something what's that I don't care how inappropriate I've been with you you keep your mouth shut and this operation keeps going yeah typical hostile work environment don't care keep talking I'm getting this whole thing on tape recording it yeah well now there's two I don't care you do inappropriate [ __ ] all the time yeah well you pick your ass and look into the camera yeah but there's not but it's the power Dynamic Chris that's a power Dynamic it doesn't it doesn't doesn't matter unless there's a power Dynamic damn I did that without looking oh come on oh you got it come on get in there oh get in there [ __ ] what the hell is this game that actually sucked ass that's not fair at all ah yeah it's not yeah that seemed it seemed ridiculous damn it man that really makes me mad butter my biscuit what do you what do you say to the Americans out there who are scared I say you're a terrible reporter I say you're a terrible reporter did you do that that's a real moment what do you say to Americans who are watching you right now who are scared I say that you're a terrible reporter that's what I say he I gotta say he had the best moments ever yeah I want to be small that's right you do want to be small Super Mario Super Mario we know why it's called super though we know why we know why they call them it's no secret he doesn't come from around here he's from a different place okay that's okay but it's a place called Italy but it's not here it's far away it's not from Italy dude that's okay but he's like random where those things go oh my God this level sucks it does it's really bad I never like these shitty [ __ ] go slow at least you got to say oh I skipped everything that was a that was a cheat oh yeah because you took the key I don't even remember like honestly I thought that was the right path okay whatever dude a new game came out called Mario Maker where you get to make your own Mario and I made a Mario and he has to do Mario Maker 2 like blows compared to Mario Maker one what is that because they got rid of like the 99 Mario Challenge and all the little like 8-bit [ __ ] and they replaced it with something inferior they did it did get better over time what's the thing they replaced it with was like Mario World where you play other people's levels or they don't give a [ __ ] about that I like the 99 Mario Challenge and also hard mode wasn't so broken and stupid and it took him literally a hundred years to put [ __ ] checkpoints points goddamn game because all these people were making Marathon levels that are tough as [ __ ] that's a little incompetent and also the two-player mode is crap and runs like [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's got it Corey that was great thank you I'm getting my gamer skill back sniffs nose in admiration Cuts those off we had Clippers of adoration uh oh I'm like [ __ ] skeleton uh like the skeletal knows though he gets Emma skeleton again I came into the thrill of the skeleton and I'll exit this world he did not come into this room so unfortunately what he's become at this point quite the opposite of a skeleton hello I am skullcara with a skull for a face I really feel like our brains are rotting out of [ __ ] [ __ ] to even like yeah yeah I feel like we were in like oh no did I [ __ ] this up we're in the dark timeline now did I I killed the guy either I [ __ ] it up [ __ ] oh he's alive I don't like how you jump on his head oh he did that oh he yeah you just get through oh [ __ ] oh I thought you locked yourself in I was about to get real real Sour oh yes oh you're so good I'll kill him oh my God oh you need him again there's a wizard get out of there oh get up oh get out of there oh God you've killed the damn wizard dude he'll be back he just takes longer to respawn oh Cory you're nine inches right now and you're 10 inches holy [ __ ] your 11 inches Corey oh it's just one of these it's bad you're lucky I don't even bother him right now there you go [ __ ] you [ __ ] all right we're at the last area I don't I don't remember the castle land or anything but here we go God damn man I have like I have like really high anxiety playing this game it like really so close so close it's like when I'm playing like Sonic Heroes I'm just like I'm laughing the day it's like I'm laughing the gay day away and but when I'm playing this I'm like my heart I would have accepted that I think we all would have I'm glad we went the normal ishway exactly spend more time playing this game I could do all the stages but I also don't really want to do that I'm pretty sure it was three I don't think we would have heard nearly as many of your cool rants if we had just done Star Road yeah no we wouldn't know I wouldn't have been so funny on Lolly oh I guess I can't hit you with a feather here birds of a feather I can't stop saying that Leo why is that your head now what happens that's like a weird saying birds of a feather flock together what does that mean what does that mean it's just explain what that means it means you're just here recently like-minded people stay with each other why not just say that this is the worst parts of a feather flock together it sounds good this is the worst one that I could have [ __ ] that was in Chicken Run Fowler said it I don't remember the oil you got it you got it you got it yes who's Felder again Tyler's the old chicken he's the old cop he's one of the two male [ __ ] he's the one who [ __ ] all the chickens and gets them pregnant you ever think about that tomorrow only thinks about that especially all I think about is chicken run porn it's an uncomfortable fact Homer that there has to be a chicken that gets there because that movie is about Jews I'm not gonna lie I thought the female I'm very well versed I'm not gonna lie I thought the female chicken was Oh I thought the female chicken was hot just like I thought the the anger ant in the what is it I thought the ant and Bug's Life was hot too ants oh hell no I think answer nothing nothing is attractive I guess the mosquito was kind of cute the queen was an old bag though no the queen yeah the princess it was the princess in that but I did think the uh the female chicken I liked her her voice I Thought Hopper commanded a strong presence and he was very intimidating and what was that I like the gray popper he was played by oh here we go never mind wasn't it who was it it was this Frasier was it the Frasier guy never mind Kelsey Grammer it's over never mind unless you're here Chris it's done dude oh it's over change the [ __ ] subject God okay I'll give you a clue oh we're at the end a clue as to what who it was pulls off Chris's face looking like a like if you're saying it wasn't Kelsey it was Kevin I don't think that's true Spacey oh that's yeah that's his name gets killed has me killed for that joke Chris was dead everyone loves is dead within a week and it was definitely Kevin Spacey who killed me no matter what all right final boss don't worry they'll all come back to you okay I remember right you're actually swoop down low enough eventually for you to get no you just hit him on the head when he crosses exactly you could hit Woods Corey that's right yeah he throws these and then you just throw them up at him oh Jesus [ __ ] that was bad holy crap yeah okay only three times until he changes phases yeah but we have six times right probably six total yeah I think so I love this fox I love this swords dropping balls and stuff after you hit him three times I think the bowling ball nice maybe he's just gonna do that okay no two times this [ __ ] I got so confused with this [ __ ] when I was a kid I still don't really remember it you go where the fire isn't gonna be so it starts there what huh and then you just move as a kid I jumped and [ __ ] fell into the fire and died no thank God I thought he was gonna like slam the ground Mario [Laughter] yeah he's gonna drop the ball he dunks it on you it's just sewage his heart it comes out completely solid and Polished yeah it's like Futurama yeah it's nibbler's turds his little dark matter there he's throwing it out shut the [ __ ] up sex don't say Nibbler flip it out again throw it up baby just the middle part of that word yeah both of them I hate it when you do this [ __ ] Zach oh run third phase you just started drama dude blacklisted again stop blacklisting me you've blacklisted me for the last time oh another mushroom [Music] just scared the [ __ ] out of me when I was a kid when I got to the face I like freaked out I'm like oh my God now he's angry mate yeah he's angry yo dorkly make a video where Mario's like why is he throwing me the wooden thing that kills him oh yeah exactly yeah ah he's killing me with the one thing that I threw to him again you should repeat it again oh my God she's so beautiful she's all yours are completely bum naked editor friend or her and then make Mario's head go down Mario say Cory said oh my God my house Adventures Mario the princess the princess Yoshi pure Bliss beautiful it's over guys it's over we won we beat Mario World I've never seen the princess more happy than she is in this moment if you I forget what happens if what like to get a better score oh so I think oh if you're big you get a you get like a heart at the end when you're small she like kisses you on your hat but when you're big she kisses you in the face you get a different thing what happens if you're like uh even bigger she gives you a little somewhere below the back oh my God who's in the eggs Corey all your children that you had all the children I love this song way to go tazuka well done dude I know you're listening well done you know it's like all these guys names here it was most of my ideas I came up with these I just let these guys take credit you know what's crazy what all these people are dead now yeah it's like looking at a photograph from 300 years ago it's like looking at a ghost input is that really like people like Drake throughout the levels on paper and these guys just had to plug plug in the bits that made up all the little tiles yeah that's what it sounds like Koji kondo probably studied music went to college then they call him a [ __ ] sound composer it's so [ __ ] up oh you're the sound guy well here you go I mean he is the composer I mean I think this was before he was like the musician like the guy the like lead he was the musician he was just he was a sound engineer he probably did the sound effects too Corey do not test me on this he did the music I know that but I'm also Captain sound he probably did all the sounds you're right he did did you see that they were the same color as her skin there's certain pallet limits on these Sprites course those are all of Princess Peaches eggs why are they all yellow that's weird because she has yellow hair I thought they were more colored it's strange thank you please donate to our patreon wait now do we get to see all the character names yes yeah oh we fishing lakito para bomb wiggler whoa okay hold on [Music] [Music] the Wii channel with music by uh [Music] I like fishing boo I liked him too but I also was scared of him drive those little Sparky bodies get pounded and swim pound the throne [Music] these guys get their own page I thought they were white they helped you kill the boss where's Bowser there he is Bowser Morton Cooper Jr let me Cooper Iggy Cooper Little League Larry Cooper radio here [Music] all right all right [Music] [Applause]

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Keywords: Super Mario World, Super Mario World SNES, Super Mario World Gameplay, Super Mario World Walkthrough, Super Mario World Part 1, Super Mario World Gameplay Part 1, Super Mario World Game, Super Mario World funny, Super Mario World oneyplays, Mario World, Mario World Gameplay, Mario World Walkthrough, Mario World Part 2, Mario World Gameplay Part 1

Id: QAExj5xwwYQ

Length: 157min 44sec (9464 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 26 2022