Oh My God This Movie is the Worst

Oh video from Eddie I guess it's that one time a year again you know what else is once a year I don't know how about something called the Superbowl would you ask Tom Brady to throw footballs every single week instead of just throwing balls at the Super Bowl no now I know that possibly the most liked thing that I do on my channel now is review shitty eighties movies and you probably saw in the title that I said that this is the best bad movie ever or something like glasses [ __ ] boy talks for 20 minutes before we get into it I have to mention that you know when everyone thinks of the best bad movie ever they think of the room from Tommy was oh and here's the thing I'm not knocking the room it was fun you know six years ago but now it's kind of basic it was fun when it was a cult thing and I'm sorry I'm usually not snobby about this stuff but the room just isn't that fun anymore how many years can I go oh my god Tommy was oh so crazy oh hi mark [Applause] if I hear one more girl on Instagram say oh hi mark thinking that its new and clever I found that movie with my friends years ago and you're just enjoying it now for the first time enjoying something not on my watch every bad movie video I make I have to mention that I got into bad movies at the end of high school with my brother Tony and my friend Paul and even back then before the room had a [ __ ] movie made out of it that was Oscar nominated before everyone knew about it I thought that today's movie was better than the room as a bad movie that movie is troll 2 the only backstory that I need to give you before we watch because there's a lot to cover in this movie is that you're probably thinking troll - I haven't seen troll 1 well I've got news for you neither have I and it doesn't [ __ ] matter [Music] there was a horror movie called troll and a completely separate group of people were making this movie troll 2 it's working title was goblin so it wasn't a sequel to the original they shot the movie and then some movie executive was just like that's a sequel to a movie it has nothing to do with so you will see absolutely no mention of a troll in this entire movie also troll 2 has a special place in my heart it was actually one of the reasons I got into making commentary videos was this group of bad movies that I watched with my friends and I made two videos on troll 2 back in the day before I would just do small scenes and now we're doing the entire movie because I'm a pro now I'm not some kid look at this [ __ ] kid look at me now I'm a man I'm a man and with that we embark on this journey together I'll see you on the other side and also during the entire video where we'll both be here [Music] like my good best friend who's my best friend publicly and he said it before he likes me more than his own kids philip defranco let's just jump into it so let's get right into the first scene where our main character Joshua is being told the story by his grandpa Seth Peter was a courageous boy but that dawn he could feel fear stick to his skin like dew on leaves then he began to hear strange noises coming from the depths of the forest who are they grandpa this story sets up a lot but it's really drawn-out so really Peter is running in the woods from the goblins and mid being chased by monsters he trips and falls and then sees this girl and is so horny that he just forgets that he's being chased by monsters she was a lovely girl with huge eyes the color of the seed she looked at him kindly her expression full of love so he instantly falls in love and eats the food she offers in the middle of being chased by monsters goblins still exist grandpa's death is telling you Peter he began to feel very ill he was sweating for a fill green Green Dragon color of the goblins and that's how the goblins trap you and turn you into food so that doesn't really make any sense but I guess Peter was too horny to survive don't tell me the ate him grandpa that's exactly what happened what are you doing still up Josh census tell me you stopped so grandpa Seth is dead and he's coming back as a ghost to talk to Joshua his grandson and instead of saying like hey I'm on the other side this is what ghosts do they'd float around I'm on the other side I love you I miss you Josh he's sitting down and just going these goblins are real and they're gonna eat you Josh and also I'm a ghost we're gonna move fast through the intro because there's a couple of scenes in the house before they go on vacation but the vacation that's the meat of this movie before we do that though I have to introduce you to Joshua's sister and her boyfriend [Music] [ __ ] yeah exercise Tom Cruise a hat Johnny Depp I feel like I know this girl [Music] what kind of idiotic joke is this you scared the [ __ ] out of me I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture after least my Lois instincts with the woman Oh nuts so Elliot broke into her room scared the [ __ ] out of her then immediately tried to start making out with her and when she hits him in the balls he goes what are you nuts you broke it that's an that's a crime and then a double crime because you didn't ask if it was cool to make out with her dude that's two crimes you can go to jail twice for that would it be too hard oh that's not how that works Elliot you can't say that anymore that's [ __ ] up if my father discovers you here he cut off your limb that's an 8 then he can't stand you and and you I like you but my family doesn't like you okay so she hit him hard but she just kissed him and also their dad is gonna cut off his nuts and eat them that's not like a normal weird dad threat that's like you're a cannibal they say you're good for nothing and they spend way too much time with your friends oh oh but I swear I never see them oh yeah how long is this gonna take we're sick of waiting for you okay so like don't bring your friend do your girlfriend's window but spending time with the boys that's a that's a sacred thing you can't you can't take that away from Elliot that's unfair what's wrong with having friends nothing if you want to remain a virgin for life true that your family is going on vacation tomorrow yes I'll come with you okay I'll tell my father that you're coming with tomorrow where we going Neil bog a wonderful half empty town it's an exchange a family from the country is coming to live here and we're going to live in their house and my boys you bring them with you I never want to see you again okay I'm going now and I'll tell them all right let's clear that up she's not having sex with him until he stops being friends with all of his friends they're going to a town called nilbog and it's a farmer exchange program where farmers come to live in your house and you go live on their farm if you can't bring your boys to a romantic vacation with your girlfriend where can you bring them please don't do this Holly we could have waited another 15 minutes I'm sure he left at 9:30 an hour and a half off schedule and we never saw a sign of your beau Holly is extremely upset because the family waited an hour and a half for Elliot to show up and he didn't and she's mad that they left without him meanwhile [ __ ] Josh is in the back having nightmares about being eaten by goblins in the car and the entire family turns into goblins and he wakes up oh also Joshua sees a man at the side of the road that he sees uncle Seth so he stops and this happens what are you doing grandpa what are all of you doing here you have to make them go back why you're getting yourselves into big trouble what are you doing Joshua so I'll bother you're gonna give me a ride or not he possessed a dirty hitchhiker and just endangered Joshua's life I guess to warn him about danger but you just put a minute dude also don't possess people now we've been warned that nilbog the town they're going to is a bad bad place that even gives a ghost the creeps also in the meantime Elliott is headed his way to the town with his boys what a Power Move promise your girlfriend you're gonna have a romantic getaway and you still bring the boys so the family arrives to the farmer exchange house and the family that's moving out to go live at their house are creepy and weird you're late I'm sorry we had a small mishap here are the keys I'm here eyes you'll enjoy our city it has the smartness a little noisy but but our house has all the major conveniences yeah it's got a microwave and video all the other appliances hey Josh's dad stop listing appliances they're clearly not paying attention hey we have Xbox and and we have rock band the drums are a little broken but I know if you want to turn around I just want to tell you that the pad on the rock band drums comes off a little bit but you know if you just tuck it back in you can keep playing you might have to do it every song starting to get real loose but that's fine come take a look everyone typical country hospitality let's dig in don't let them eat Joshua for the love of God don't let him eat okay so we learned from this story before you know if you eat the food it turns you into a half human half plants that goblins want to eat you have 30 seconds to come up with some way to stop them [Music] do you think Joshua will a remove the food from the table and throw it in the trash be take the pitcher of green juice and spill it all over the food so it's too soggy to eat see remove his family and put them outside for some reason or D just throw the food out the window [Music] do it what you did once you what so time was frozen and Joshua had every option in the world and he decided to stand up at the table unzip his pants and take his dick out and piss on the table in front of his entire family that was the decision he made the following scene is famous for people who like troll - it's a classic I have all of the words memorized it's just one of those things but re-watching it there's a moment in this scene toward the end Joshua says something that didn't age well do you see this writing hospitality you can't piss on hospitality what are you going to do to me daddy it eats so bad just looking up what are you guys I can't even say it you guys are gonna [ __ ] clip that on Twitter he grabs the belt - it's just so it's way too perfect and gross I ate it what are you going to do to me daddy tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains but just remember when I was your age I really did suffer from hunger we'll see who gets through this we get this kind of dark backstory that the dad was starving as a kid and instantly I guess his son pissing on the food is immediately a hunger strike what are you gonna do to me daddy Oh God so Elliot and the boys are chilling just drinking some Mountain Dews in the RV you know when one of your boys wants to intrude on his girlfriend's family vacation and you're just along for the ride and this horny dumbass goes and sees a girl running in the woods and he decides oh she looks like she needs help so I'm gonna sprint after her and call her how are you are you one of the monsters well I've been called a lot of things but not a monster you're human very human you want to see he pretty much says do you want to see as in do you want me to show you my dick don't tackle her and then be like you wanna see my dick like dude she needs help what are they wait here I'll take care of the goblins catch up to them and he in no way is freaked out by the sight of goblins she's just like hey can you take care of this group of goblins he's like oh yeah no worries I got this let me give you some advice dwarfs get out of here well you're going to be in a lot of trouble yeah and then they stab him they throw a spear at him and it Pierce's his chest so they seek shelter in what looks like an abandoned church and they're met by this witch who that her acting is [ __ ] terrible it's I mean everybody's is in this movie but hers is like extra bad we need a doctor man please call it nearest hospital there is no hospital in Navarre we are used to curing [Music] she offers them food which as we know in goblin territory is a no-no and the girl gets turned into a weird plant goo and they start eating her which prompts this classic line from the actor of one of the boys let's call them boy number two I'm not going to eat me [Music] Oh so boy number two is freaking out about being eaten I wonder what Holly's up to right now [Music] [Music] oh my god this is the best thing I've ever seen just keep watching dear Elliot's Cooper tomorrow morning will be your final judgement either me or your boys choose the boys Eliot think about this one choose the boys the beautiful Hollie weights or your lovely little boys make a choice Eliot Joshua Joshua grandpa seth has a little misfire you know sometimes you make mistakes as a ghost and you accidentally haunt your granddaughter instead of your grandson and it's just your face instead of the rest of your body for the first time we've all been ghosts we all know what it's like so the whole family goes and looks in the mirror and her dad's like nope don't see any ghosts oh that didn't happen and they leave Joshua then goes back in and grandpa Seth again is like you need to get everybody out of here but it's really boring and dumb so boy number one he's a hungry [ __ ] so he tries to walk into town and gets picked up by a cop who's secretly a goblin and they have really boring conversation then he finally finds himself at the general store and this [ __ ] happens [Music] run run now first off nobody's ever moved out of curtains slowly and had good intentions but also if they're smiling while they do that run for your life dude can I help you coffee there's no coffee here in nilbog it's the devil's drink eggs bacon are you crazy boy that's I'm gonna order at breakfast places from now on they're gonna go what do you want eggs yeah bacon ah but then also if they ask if I want coffee I'll bring them slowly in by their collar and I'll go I see the devil in you boy and that's pretty much how I'm gonna order food from now on the man then offers him some milk to cool him down I guess cuz he's sweating gallons right now then the movie cuts to Joshua and his dad outside hanging out and this is where Joshua makes an incredible discovery he there [Music] [ __ ] you if you haven't seen this movie you did not notice that you didn't think twice about nilbog being Goblin spelled backwards and I know you didn't you're a [ __ ] liar if you did I just love the idea of just naming your town what you are so after that startling discovery Joshua goes and sneaks into a barn and the entire town is there doing some kind of sermon about how grossed out they are by meats because I guess goblins are like super vegan and they grab him by the face like this and try to force-feed him ice cream and this is definitely not ice cream Joshua's dad comes to the rescue and they both return to the house where the entire town has gotten there before them and are having a party in their honor Josh then tries to contact grandpa Seth through the mirror and a goblin jumps through the mirror and tries to attack him only for grandpa Seth to walk out into the real world as a person and chop the goblins hand off with an axe and you're probably thinking that's the max amount of violence that grandpa Seth's gonna commit but then he pulls out a Molotov cocktail it is like hey Josh I know how to solve the situation and it's this Molotov cocktail it then gets stolen from him and as you know grandpa Seth summons the power of God and hits it with lightning so the guy starts on fire most of act 3 is just a bunch of [ __ ] right after blowing up the bottle grandpa Seth gets banished to hell and they try to do a seance to bring him back which teleports Josh to the lair so we're at the final moments where josh is battling the witch there it is Stonehenge magic stone the goblins magic power grandpa Seth is like hey here's a stone wall touch the stone and concentrate and you'll beat the goblins that's that's it that's really kind of what he says and he disappears and dies forever so all the goblins stop attacking the family cuz they're like oh [ __ ] Josh is touching a stone so they're all zeroing in on Josh trying to get him to eat this gross plate of goo Josh pulls this food out of this pocket [Applause] so with Bologna slices a double-decker you'd think is like two or maybe there's you know bread in between but it's just like they opened up a pack of Oscar Mayer Bologna took the entire stack put it in between two burger buns and then we're like here's your actor that plays Josh take a bite out of just all of the Bologna so to wrap things up they get grossed out by the meat and the entire family comes in to put their hands on the stone to beat the goblins and they start exploding it's really gory I can't really show it on YouTube so they did it they beat the bad guys Josh returns home and you know how these stories always go Josh sees green goo in his house and realizes that his mom is getting eaten by goblins you know like normal movies also I can't show it I have to blur it but the rubber body they used for Josh's mom being eaten has like boobs with like nipples on it and it's like you guys you didn't need to do that you could have just made it green goo you didn't have to show Mom boobs um and that's troll too don't you see why this is better than the room we got goblins not trolls we got love and romance we got lust skateboards we have no trolls we let's get that right off the bat there's no trolls ghosts we have grandpa ghosts what more could you ask the room is just a movie about a silly guy this has got everything I'm laughing I'm crying but that's just in between takes because I'm really sad it has nothing to do with the movie I'm gonna cut it out the room doesn't have [ __ ] on troll 2 the room is over plate it's over done and I suggest that Joshua Elliot Holly and the boys take the crown this video is 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Channel: Eddy Burback

Views: 1,019,565

Rating: 4.9635844 out of 5

Keywords: eddy burback, troll 2, funny, commentary, comedy, react, reaction, worst, movie

Id: aZOZYpyZOqE

Length: 26min 41sec (1601 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 03 2019

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[u/Capt_Avatar]

He may have it in his description for his videos, bit if that doesn't help, try shazaming the song, and it might tell you

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I tried to use a couple of those listening apps to find out what the song is, but no luck. He always start listing the patreons before the software can get enough of the song. I love the the music and it sounds so familiar. Maybe one day he'll post a video with enough of the song in the outro before he starts talking to get a good clip.