OFFLINETV'S JAPAN VLOG (PART 1)

hey john you ready you ready i'm working here i'm [Music] thank you [Music] i'll be with you [Music] how was your flight it was good it went by fast that was the best flight of my life i uh [Music] tell us how much you got there half a mil girl everyone's getting their allowance yeah [Music] i'll take it are we gonna go back to the hotel wash up and then come back out i think you can do whatever you want once you get back because it's technically night time so what are we doing [Music] i know [Music] are you joining us probably jody do you have a preference i kind of want something over rice sushi i feel like isn't going to fill me up the way that i want to be filled up you know what i'm saying hello disguise toast here thank you so much to hellofresh for sponsoring this video if you're looking for something delicious effortless and sustainable hellofresh is where it's at one of the many struggles of life is deciding what to eat for every meal of every single day while also trying to 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and looking for food me jody john and broden went to a rice dawn place you make an order at a vending machine we might still do the spa thing where we have to look at each other naked and i've i i i that's all i've been thinking about like when the time comes am i gonna be able to do it and i would have to live with the fact that i know what every man's penis look like in otv i can't be the guy that backs out [Music] i i i have five days to decide i'll be i'll i'll i'll see how these five days go check out our lawson's hall we have this for you what is this so that's a meal where they just took a cup and taped demon's lair to the top oh yeah but the most important part is is that is is monster cube you guys see monster cubed it's like a five hour energy monster holy [ __ ] i see this would kill people in america take doctors and be slamming this [ __ ] nonstop that's pretty good actually okay good morning everybody the whole hotel people are very excited this is the first time because two and a half years many many hotels closed down and you're number one whole japan you know not only tokyo they are so happy and last that they call me again so many people calling me [Music] our itinerary for today first we are going to the market fish market but no no they don't sell much these are seafood they only they sell a lot of food and then after that we'll go to sushi making experience that imperial palace is garden harajuku after we finish harajuku i will bring everybody back to the hotel restaurant well today weather is very hot and then we walk under the sun for a whole day so maybe you can go back to the rooms and rest along welcome to the offline tv vlog we're going to be in japan for the next couple weeks and let's go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what did you think of the egg pop i thought the egg pot was delicious i don't like egg but i would like this a lot would eat it again [Music] maybe [Music] oh yeah try one now it's pretty good it's some of the best meat i've ever had really why is it so good we're at the fish market [Music] is it covered in ice no it's covered in sugar candied sugar now my mission is to find everyone and feed each person of strawberry [Laughter] dude we have to find everyone we're looking for red hair do i look crazy a little bit they're so pretty is it focusing [Music] wow [Music] that's like a mixologist yeah for my matcha latte [Music] first impression i'm already impressed before even drinking it oh that's so natural it's it's strange having something that's like no artificial enhancers ever i bought these for everyone and now you don't know and i haven't seen a single soul i see lily oh oh perfect perfect perfect oh my god perfect guys i've been looking for everyone looking for these we were just heading there do you want the top one [Music] it's very intimidating to try and order food but you don't speak the language i only go to restaurants or stalls where it's easy where like the food's out there already and just pick it up and give them the money because i am asian so they start speaking japanese to me like i was supposed to know it's got green tea they're just brewing in front of me it's it's amazing i don't know everything here is just so authentic you're sorting your money this is 10 yen there's no way i'm using this is one oh how was your time skara you know i didn't have fish at the fish market actually friendly speaking not all japanese people dare to eat sushi yes yes yeah so i don't eat even my son also don't eat because i don't prefer sushi on my table imperial falls so you will see a building um one of them is that [Music] ray where are we going we're going to make sushi [Music] it looks amazing okay see how she teach you how to where you eat happy you excited [Music] wow is [Music] uh [Music] [Music] take the bottom left and bring it to the top left other thing oh okay okay perfect everyone messes up at the bottom because it's so much extra is you're circumcised or not i have a lot of extra yeah there's the foreskin online sushi it's so cute can you show me your my haul yeah [Applause] okay [Music] [Applause] very good i put so much wasabi that i'm getting kicked in the mouth right now yeah actually really good you have finished uh sushi master horse and so this is the certificate there mr d really yummy [Applause] okay [Music] i do it for you does it taste like fish yeah it's sushi flavor you guys need to try this fish flavored it's so weird this is the japanese royal family this is the history of the leadership of japan it starts with the general public and then moves on to the shogun and then the general public yep and then the emperor that is still the general public we have a picture of the emperor with his wife here we have a man holding a bow and arrow you're not wrong here we have what looks like a man and a woman a man and a woman a couple of individuals at the east imperial gardens which is where we're going to he's explaining all to me i'm good [Music] when we went in there i try to get them to show me their penises so that when we go to the onsen it won't be as soft did they show you they did not oh what did you ask john and scara who did you think i was talking to random people in the restroom illegal that would be that would that would be right so toast what you're saying is it'll stay a surprise yeah although in the peripheral i did see some movement and i was pretty impressed whoo the woman's bathroom is very interesting we have this thing where you lock the door and there's a sound system that emulates the sound of running water very loud i don't know like they're self-conscious of being hurt peeing or pooping or whatever but a lot of i think girls are self-conscious about their flows yeah they're flows okay wow so crude i need to rub it in oh why didn't you i think it's fun very white oh god it looks like you're doing geisha oh yeah i am i cover everything you know i suffered so easily like 100 i think you got to cover this i think you're good you know i do feel more privileged you guys are probably going to come back down this way i think it's a loop you said you were enjoying the walk toast [Music] yeah yeah yeah maybe like 30 seconds ago it's all blowing together do you want an umbrella it will make me leak if you hold an umbrella yeah now i'm saving energy oh oh i see it wasn't a toxic masculinity thing it was a physical oh no yeah yeah yeah yeah physical exercise okay i can hold [Music] i forget the shade okay aquarius is better than pocari you want to try it according to michael is actually more fruity the car sweat is more more hydration there's like a juice to me i like parkour sweat but i feel like they're both like super personal preferences oh tough i think i like aquarius a little bit better because it's more sweet this one is just like salty but not necessarily sweet this one is sweet and salty team aquarius team aquarius wait i like this one way better than layers of plastic sweat [Music] [Applause] [Music] just like them yes it's japan popular okay does it have rice yes is it sushi how does she know it's two questions it's a person okay is that person on this bus how do you know these days is it on this bus i should stop doing this [Music] strawberry fetish yeah [Music] that's a celine only place right there whoa whoa sorry i said that to a man a japanese man i thought you were on my right i looked him dead in the eye and said whoa bud bugs that's oh i gotta get this what is it i like it i got it strawberry fetish i have a strawberry fetish this is a full day this is a really really interesting a lot of [ __ ] [Music] where is he today [Music] please describe why we're all giggly um we just came from a bar i don't it's a special kind of bar in japan where there's like five to six seats and you just sit there with one to two bartenders it's really amazing it's like i'm drunk i'm so sorry it was great i'm gonna start my sh stream [Music] i am simply too drunk to do this um we're drunk yes sorry well what is good night i don't know why i can't get it are you saying too fast oh yeah [Laughter] [Music] my ancestors did this [ __ ] okay holy sh wait [ __ ] a tripod can't just put this in your head good morning why that's so funny the viewers are gonna get intimate [Music] you know who my favorite viewer is [Music] you [Music] 4 30 we meet here 4 30 4 30 5 hours wait what that's shopping last let's go [Music] i need to find the vintage minion store i saw the banner when we were walking here it's somewhere here only for 30 days let's get dripped out in minions merch i would do it i'll do it i would definitely literally just wear it next time you see me i gotta find it i really got it that is really cute how do you say one of everything in japanese i don't i don't speak japanese i know you love speaking japanese i'm a speaker one of everything zenbook here i really want um pikachu [ __ ] pikachu's bee pile only that's the one that i really want i want to get human cheeks do you want hot dust coffees and the little cakes oh there's like [ __ ] ankles guys are so loud [Music] [Music] oh that's so cute [Applause] [Music] i just know the customers behind us are gonna hate us because they're gonna be wondering what why is their food not coming out wow all the drinks jesus did you actually one of everything yeah pretty much [Applause] [Music] okay i'm not usually excited but uh a one-piece poster yeah what if i just bought one of you oh that'd be so cool who's your favorite yeah there's no way this is just five pounds why don't you do that yeah oh i could do it i was looking at the minions thing in the mall and i don't think it was beautiful oh i think it was like a like in another store and i was like yes it wasn't in the ball to look for it yeah yeah i tried harder dude i wanted to get a whole outfit that was just minions yeah it is what if i go under no [ __ ] shot [Music] i saw no dick got a nut shot okay we're saving that for the own timely nuts oh true yeah we're all going to compare in the real con hell oh my god that'll be like the offline tv [ __ ] comparison chart [Music] [Applause] [Music] we're going drifting today ohio [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Music] give it a small piece [Music] [Music] trust me [Music] um japan really [Music] what up everyone welcome to the stream we're in shibuya hello you guys know toast from hearthstone you want to try to go to the cat cafe or any animal cafe oh no you got away he waited for his owner every day for like 10 years he'd wait at this station right here and his owner would come home every day and the dog would be waiting for him but then one day the owner died while at work and then the dog waited there for 10 years still every day came back this is like a true story yeah the statue is right behind that thing that's so sad i'm going to leave now i'm going to go goodbye all right bye bye [Music] this is all too feminine for me i've been sitting here for a very long time [Music] so [Music] oh there's no way you can have it you can i'll give you the whole jar we're at a cat cafe it's like a cat library like people come here they order coffee they read manga and they play with cats all of our friends love playing with cats they can buy these tuna lollipops don't let them lick it oh [Music] no he's got squirrel here is god damn i gotta get a sip of that oh you put the cup in here it's [ __ ] hot corn coca-cola oh my god [Music] i don't know what what happened i thought you just got here and you are did you get hired so michael just got hired he's on his first shift right now they're so polite they just wait their turn oh i can't get fired [Music] this is trickle down economic i can be handsome what are we getting huge cop big talk now and then i can do the the stream the onsen stream [Music] not yet i saw a yoshi like boot on a mark oh [Music] you stressed you gave me trauma as a kid i did save i did save don't even remind me every time wait what it's moving oh what [Music] why is it like blue it's uh it's a soda peach oh i really like it i've never seen a blue one that's tyranitar that's leaflet leafing leaf cinequil that's real that's totodile that's swampert that's crocodile that's farakuni um that's owl balance bug duo bug trio that one's racial stereotype that one's [ __ ] that one's manko uh always said that kind of loud that means vagina in japanese hello i am very very very very stressed i i feel like every irl shame i do doesn't work ever i've always had type of difficulties and toast was like oh no you should stream this is gonna be really good content over here and it's in a basement oh my gosh i feel bad for the space that we're going to eat we get a mic oh yeah we could just grab it with our hands you can definitely yeah where's the beta okay oh oh they just biting i will be the first one would you like to keep your hands clean [Music] wait [Music] yeah yeah let's take a picture lily open your camera now [Music] just so happy oh my wow that's a good catch how many stars three that's that's easy that's a four thought you have to take a picture with it oh of course oh yeah wow lily look at you it's animal crossing in real life that sounds cool [Music] i'm ready okay me too it's finally time for something different let's go excited let's go let's go dude all the litterers in japan are [ __ ] just literally i'm just waiting hiding issues [Music] there's nothing else i did yeah yeah maybe you should do something interesting we haven't done anything for short the past two days since they got here i ain't complaining i love it but like you know what i mean you can decide what to do i can we have we have right it's like among us but evil [Music] sick wooden bat oh my god all right what'd you get from d-side i got a little something for you okay i got this for toast he's gonna love it looks just like him there you go i got this for you for me yeah for you thanks looks just like me put on your camera put on your camera come on okay dude my favorite thing about this street is that everyone here is like far more kind like all of the shop people are really nice and a lot of them actually they speak english so i go up and i try to speak to them in japanese and they are like helping me out throughout the store in english and i think it's because streetwear culture is so connected across the world so it's really really fun to see the like japanese influence in street culture but also recognize a lot of like the pieces that i'm seeing uh so yeah this is my favorite street ever and i want to spend the rest of the time here i got i got coin pouch and i got a they stapled it shut there's no i'm not opening it wait you got a coin pouch okay the green like a green vintage looking one thank you they worked hard on this packaging they all do and i feel bad for opening it small that's perfect and you can re-integrate if i want i'm saying i mean hello we just got done shopping we're heading to go eat right now um i think we might go out to drink it's in the air right now i think we're a little sleepy but if we rally can we rally [Music] okay so [Music] she's [Music] thanks for helping parents did you invite someone no oh no we're good jordy didn't mean that you're [ __ ] heavy dude they're heavy they're heavy oh it's good live live oh god okay yeah hello everyone welcome we went and bought this is not even all of it i don't think lots lots of things from 7-eleven we are going to try all of them we also have lots every one of every alcoholic drink at 7-eleven banana which yeah it just says banana there's no other text on it incredible i hate bananas i don't know see i hate it incredible it's just banana i love that yeah i'm really surprised you tried it um like good cheeks cindy has suntory peach peach it's a pity you might pass out some nine whatever is the highest percent alcohol [Music] [Music] [Music] i know yeah just a hard-boiled egg yeah eat it [Laughter] [Music] give me oh we're calling the party how are you going to be awake somewhat early tomorrow yeah it'll probably even 9am that's probably the appropriate time goodbye [Music] i agree good morning good morning brodin hi i want to hello instead of starting to film us without piece of [ __ ] [Music] it's just so i flip you off so bad every time you point the camera you put a camera on us all the time can we flip you off how dare you talk to brother like that no i just like to think this sir can i browse your wares what you find [Music] oh don't worry i have one oh you know i don't know which one's mine [Music] why we're going to the art museum why is there an adidas store here i think that's the only thing gotta put them where you can hey guys we're currently at an art museum i don't know which one which are museum where we're at wait there's a name right there so read it wow reading the museum the museum is about the wellness of people under covid it explains on the wall right here the covey has been very stressful it has affected a lot of people this tells me all i need to know about this museum [Music] john london wrote to her son and made him charge her kid money for them i've seen i've i've heard her sing what about her do you think john lennon starts be crazy good to bed you came and take pictures here like if you take a picture of yourself looking at this being philosophical people can think you're a huge [ __ ] [Laughter] amanda meant to send us to a museum with lots of lights like very instagramable very picturesque um but this is the other one and on accident they have sent us to this one which is i mean very serious very sad she's trying to tell us something man what deeper meaning is because she said very instagram [Music] it's milk on top [Music] we can't sit there there might be milk on there [Music] why are we here [Music] it's the matter of actually seeing the penises [Music]

Channel: OfflineTV

Views: 3,137,784

Keywords: OfflineTV, Scarra, Poki, Pokimane, Lily, LilyPichu, DisguisedToast, Toast, TwitchTV, twitch, Streaming, Vlog, Fail, Epic, Gamers, Streamers, OTV, OTV Plays, OfflineTV plays, Michael Reeves, Michael, Reeves, offlinetv goes to japan, offlinetv japan, japan, japan travel vlog, tokyo vlog, offlinetv tokyo, otv japan, otv goes to japan

Id: C7qSbExJq7c

Length: 45min 40sec (2740 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 21 2022