Nosy Parents Of Teenagers, What Do You Wish You Shouldn't Have Seen? (AskReddit)

naughty parents of teenagers what do you wish you shouldn't have seen I'm a parent so one weekend wife and I are chilling out in bed watching whatever garbage on TV when our youngest son 11 comes in and says oldest brother 13 is looking at porn on his tablet so he called for oldest son he denies him denies of course so tell him to bring me his tablet he hasn't learned the art of incognito browsing or clearing history completely going through his history well I'll be damned he is looking at porn not just any porno some annum stuff some adult raunchy stuff but the real kicker was the Scooby Doo porn Fred fucking Velma Shaggy fucking Daphne Velma doing Daphne et Cie so mom leaves the room to let dad and his son talk about this starts with the usual don't lie you can't hide this shit from me if I go through your browsing history it's okay to masturbate in private of course you're growing up yada yada yada finish the conversation give him his tablet back but as he's walking out the door I can't but help do my best slash worst Scooby impression that shaggy followed by zoinks jinkies and raro found your porn his face got so red and I just lost it I was in tears now every so often when he starts to cop an attitude with us I just goes on to him kicker of it all youngest son comes into the room with I was only joking I didn't know he really was as a kid it seemed like no matter where you hid shit your mother would find it I had a nice stash of spank mags when I was a young teen and decided I would hide them in one of my guitar cases even behind the guitar my mother would have absolutely no reason whatsoever to open one of those she still found them and acted like she wasn't looking for anything when we moved house and all the stuff was in the new place one of the moving guys called me out to double-check the receipt and when we were out of my mom's earshot /i line he handed me the weed pipe that had fallen out of the hid a hole in the back of my desk when they were moving it what a bro I raised her daughter as a single father I'm not a natural snip I try to not be too nosy the worst part for me was having her around my mom my mom is more nosey than any five people I have ever met my mom was left alone in my house with just the dog when my daughter was 15 my daughter is now in her mid-twenties and I still have not heard the last from my mom about her having three different vibrators and therefore is somehow perverted she hasn't he lived at home since she left for college at 18 and I'm still hearing about it my mom found the thing saying I was B and confronted me while crying about it and begging me to tell her why I had turned away from God six years later and I'm still so far in the closet I may as well rule Narnia also she found my Yayoi stash when I was a fuckin weblo not a parent but a witness to their finding something they didn't want to see work it guy had his daughter's computer that was having issues opening some photo application and needed it fixed as we are going through and checking if it worked yet opened up and presented an image of his daughter naked holding a huge till dough no words were exchanged he closed the lid and left not a parent this happened a couple years ago when I still lived with my mom and stepdad my stepsister used to live in my room and it had been nearly a year since she moved out I had a vibrating dildo that my best friend had bought me as a joke but not really a joke for a birthday gift I used it frequently and I would hide it in the bottom of a drawer in my closet hidden in a hat my mom decided to snoop and found it but somehow thought it was my stepsister's and kept it I asked her about it and she was blown away by the fact that I masturbated but she was going to send the toy in the mail back to my sisty without telling her now that would have been a disaster TLDR my mom almost sent my dildo to my sister in the mail update I texted her about it and she had the typical response like not my daughter and yes I did get it back but soon threw it out because the thought of my mom knowing what was too much I once found the sock that would not only stand on its own but could be used to prop a window open I would have sat the kid down for a conversation but I don't have kids I also have an uneven number of socks now I'm not a parent but on my 16th birthday my girlfriend at the time was over and we were in my room watching a movie just chillin I went downstairs at a point during the night leaving the GF in the room to get a drink of water whilst downstairs my mother asks me if I had any laundry to be done this wouldn't be strange for most sixteen year old guys that I had been doing my own laundry since I was 14 due to my parents regularly being away for days at a time for work I was confused but just replied now I did some yesterday I'm checking anyway so she did I got my glass of water and one for the GF and started my path back to my room went to shrill screams come from that direction I ran to the door my mother storms out eyes on the ground and grumbles I'm never going into your fucking room again I enter the room perplexed only to find my gf wrapped in a bed sheet on the bed her clothes strewn on the ground she had been sat on the edge of the bed with nothing on whatsoever when my mother walked in the night was ruined and my mother never entered my room again in short she regrets being such a nosy fool typical not a parent I was helping my recently turned teen cousin with a PC problem I know his dad has some control set so I did a little snooping to see how effective they were apparently the kids discovered futanari & gente he likes the classics black bible was searched for a lot didn't tell his dad but I did peel the fuck outta my hands neither of my parents seemed to be nosy but I have had some interesting moments like at one point my dad wanted me to look something on the web and saw I had Madinah Arabic on the bookmark tab and naturally his first responses are you trying to join Isis I'm just really into languages something that apparently my family finds really weird not apparent when to take a piss in a stall at school found a cellphone on the tipi dispenser it didn't have a lock screen I thought I would search in the contacts for someone the owner spoke to regularly mom or whoever to send them a text found your son's phone it will be with campus security as soon as I swiped to unlock it opened to a Google image search result page for sexy shemales I wiped the browser history turned it into security and went about my day like nothing happened it was at that moment I realized how anime was - odd shit so I have a bunch of weird sleep issues and one of them is the ability to hold conversations with people while I'm in a deep sleep I have no memory of the conversations my mum found out about this when I was a teenager and apparently she would sneak into my room in the middle of the night and sleep me would dish out all the scoop who was having a party who I liked which of my friends made bad life choices everything she would never punish me for it but would give advice based on what sleep me confessed it always confused me on how much she knew about my life when I'm extra tired or stressed this comes back and apparently I have had hilarious conversations with my husband I have just recently discovered that I passed this trade down to my son part of me is tempted to get the scoop from my kid but another part of me wants to respect his personal space I'm not really a parent but I suppose the easiest classification here would be stepmom when wandering around my boyfriend's ex's mom's property to visit his daughter she has custody and lives with her mom we found Anne is strung up in a tree back in his daughter's play area of the forest she was 12 at the time about a week or two later or before I don't remember her mom the ex found a suicide note back there it was written in crayon Amaka and filled with I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it was absolutely heartbreaking to read we've all tried to rally around her we are definitely not a normal family and it's been hard on his daughter she's doing better now and has a ton of great friends but it was about the worst thing to find since that time there has been a lot of talk about being open about feelings she's talked to school counselors and her mom is trying to pay more attention to her when my BF and I are able to have her with us we play / r / d nd with her and she's hooked on it seriously other than homework she spends all her time making modules and writing character backstory it was a chilling discovery that day in the forest but it could have been far worse she could have been in the noose and now we are all a lot closer not a parent but this scenario is kind of the other way around I found an uncomfortably large vibrator in my mum's room once when I was looking for candy which she often hoards oh and it wasn't the cheap kind either they didn't spare any realism when they made that thing even worse I thought it was a flashlight you can imagine my surprise when the flashlight had vanes but of course the most traumatizing part was when I pressed the button and instead of illuminating the drawer it vibrated intensely took me half an hour to find out how to turn it off back in high school my friend allies house was right next to our campus I wasn't allowed to go hang out after school though no boys were unless her mother was home why because mom had walked in on Alli giving a guy oral sex in the basement one day the only reason I actually know this story is because one day I was there with parental supervision and when Mom has to leave for errands she said well I wish I could leave you guys here alone but I guess out I really blew that chance I have never seen a teenager turned that red not a parent story but my piece-of-shit brother-in-law would try to catch me doing shit my sister is much older so I'd stay with them sometimes in the summer when I was a kid he showed me his new computer and then said don't give anyone my AOL password and just left me alone for a day while they worked I was 12 with free rein to the Internet he came home with a perverted grin on his fat face did you know I can see what websites you've been to today oh I can he sat down at his computer fired up the history with a glint in his dead guys on saw twelve hours of activity of me doing two things reading about animorphs and Star Trek and chatting about animorphs and Star Trek my mom taught me how to wash my own clothes at 6:00 she honestly hated doing the laundry that March for my birthday once I turned down her offer of $100 to instead just do my laundry adding that it would honestly appeal to me that much she still wouldn't do it and left the Benjamin in my coat pocket being a late bloomer I took home a girl to meet my parents and had sex for the first time at 21 in their basement as many young men do not wanting her finding the condom in the garbage can I am cheap the rubber and pocketed it I then changed clothes so I wouldn't smell like six you guessed it ninety minutes later I see my mom folding my clothes you're doing my laundry for the first time in 15 years sigh and you of course checked the pockets she folded quietly looking down yes Jonathan he I found the condom eight years ago in that was and likely always will be the last time she did my laundry the little boy I tutor gave me his iPod so I could find some music on out him to play in the background open the search bar tighter for whatever song it was and the first suggestion was a girl's butt close-up how did that get there my 9 year old pupil exclaimed incredulous I did not search that it did not matter that he was the only person in the household with that level of writing capability I just kept going found my music and didn't tell his very strict mum in high school I bought a pipe for weed it went missing days afterwards so naturally I was panicked I searched the house top to bottom and asked my brother who was 12 if he had it his answer was no and it sent me into a panic loop of searching house slash asking brother I had written it off until a month later when I heard a commotion from my brother's room my father found the pipe when my brother claimed it was mine my father stormed down the hall and woke me up with is this your hash I had to stifle a laugh first time I had even heard the word hash used as a drug name and told him nope never seen that before he went down the hall and proceeded to kick the shit out of my brother for smoking hash and lying still to this day I have a smile on my face telling this story worst part is I don't think he ever even got to smoke anything out of the pipe was just a kleptomaniac

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Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 20 2019