Noel on Being the Ugly Friend

homey I was having such a good time watching the stream in my axe that cheated on me with my friend just texted me WTF do i do teeth whenever you guys give these messages to me like my exes text me what I want to do I wish there's a way we could just patch the whole stream into your [ __ ] phone and we could all collectively in real time text your ex back I want to figure that out I'm gonna figure out a way to just [ __ ] spoofing number that's kind of like actually I don't think that's legal um okay your ex texted you back tell us tell us your relationship with your ex cuz that that sort of crap he cheated on you so I guess it wasn't a good one your ex cheated on you with your friend so let's establish one thing let's establish one thing okay and be be real be real with all of us okay there's 4600 hours in here be real are you the ugly friend are you the ugly friend let's be real let's be real let's be real let's be real ladies wait you know what the ladies don't you know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about you know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about don't even [ __ ] front don't even [ __ ] front all of you oh my god stop don't let my ugly friend know that she's the ugly friend don't say it like that come on don't if you're the ugly friend it's okay oh hey it's okay if you know ugly friend it's okay it's okay it's all right okay if you're ugly friend it's okay it's not mean it's not mean it's it's true mean is lying to you and being like no you're beautiful that's okay you look good on your good days so you two are right friend you know alright friend mmm [ __ ] the faster you realize you're the ugly friend the more power you have you know what [ __ ] power you have when you're [ __ ] your set your friend who's a seven is like get in the picture with me make me look like an eight and you're like no no you take your own selfie and you stand on your own and own that you're a seven I'm gonna go over here and be a five and imma have ten confidence and I'm gonna clean up in here I'm gonna clean the [ __ ] up in here alright as soon as you realize you're the ugly friend and you stop you stop being your [ __ ] mediocre friend sidekick so she can look decent in her pictures he'd be like shut up [ __ ] you were six I'm a four alright and we're here together in the club because together added we're alright oh come on we're having fun bro you act like I've never been on the receiving end of this kind of harsh harsh ass [ __ ] [ __ ] o58 I've heard it all man I've heard it all okay fair alright fair fair yeah [ __ ] if you ugly have you [ __ ] up ugly comes in forms alright you can have an ugly height so so you just you're the six seven friend you're like the six seven friend I look all right on my alright okay that's fine he texts you back during quarantine that's an insult let me tell you this right now if someone texts you during the quarantine be like it was good that's a [ __ ] insult you are you are why the [ __ ] do you think I'm funny now look if you get texted during the quarantine it's a [ __ ] insult because whoever that person is had to be deprived of all [ __ ] on earth [ __ ] like this I have ugly friends alright we have honest discussions about these things I'm I'm not the ugliest friend but you know I've got friends who were the ugly friends and we have these discussions okay now look for this man to text you when the [ __ ] when his dick is on house arrest Oh insult I gotta go to hell for a second you he looks at you as probation approved [ __ ] you're not even contraband you're not risky you're approved you're a pro your house arrest approved it's a [ __ ] insult you text him back and you go I don't know what the [ __ ] you thought I was you you hit him back he'd be like I don't know what the [ __ ] you thought this [ __ ] was but this is not no quarantine oh I'm back he's in a relationship with her you're back you missed the whole [ __ ] you missed the whole [ __ ] thing you missed the whole thing he's treats he's talking about you like your [ __ ] house arrest approved [ __ ] you are probation approved [ __ ] he's calling you Advil it's calling your [ __ ] advil he's calling you over-the-counter you just that's [ __ ] on a whim CVS [ __ ] I kind of got a headache I'm gonna go pick up I'm gonna go pick up two Toki real quick and I'm gonna just get a quick little clear my head click low clear my head you texting back you'd be like this is [ __ ] great a [ __ ] top shelf moly [ __ ] [ __ ] and this [ __ ] is illegal in [ __ ] 51 states so don't you ever text me during a quarantine and if you want someone [ __ ] this [ __ ] while you still with that old with all [ __ ] what's-her-face you hit me up after the quarantine and you show me really about it okay don't don't you let him dislike that know your worth know your worth alright if you if you really if you really want to emotionally terrorize him you hit him back you'd be like you just just real quick just one line we're [ __ ] trash huh that's all you say that [ __ ] trash huh and then regardless of his response you say I told you I told you [ __ ] and then you just [ __ ] you just now listen pimp I don't need you because I'm pregnant and I'm gonna give me that big old with you little dick I'm out of here [Music] no problem katoki it's okay it's alright if your ugly friends alright no you're [ __ ] worth alright no you're worth look I'm I'm being serious the faster you are honest with yourself about your [ __ ] pros and cons the more powerful you are you have blinding annoying confidence people will be sick with how [ __ ] confident you are because none of that other [ __ ] society [ __ ] gets in the [ __ ] way do you know how powerful it isn't someone's like you ugly and you're like so [ __ ] what oh you're right you're right I never that's how that's that's the response you're gonna get you're ugly so what you want it oh my god I never thought about it that way so what so oh my god I never so what you're right so [ __ ] one let's take these pants off right now [Laughter] ah that's for $5 therapy for today the world is changing it's okay to be ugly there is power in ugly okay and listen listen if they try to if I look if an attractive of course and here's the thing if if a if a hot person has the [ __ ] nerve that's a whole other subject Melissa that that's a geographical thing I don't even know where you live all that [ __ ] here's the thing if a hot person has the [ __ ] gall to be like you're [ __ ] ugly that you you already got to know how [ __ ] low their self-esteem is that they know they look in the mirror and they still gotta look you in the face be like there's so much horrible [ __ ] you could say to a person like that but you don't you don't give in you don't give in you don't give in you just look them in the face and you'd be like you got it it's there it's here it's here you just you know ugly people you can't you can't get beat up by these [ __ ] [ __ ] the hot people got mirrors and started getting brand deals and suddenly they think they're better than everybody cuz they can get paid off a mirror it's like [ __ ] you [ __ ] exactly exactly um no don't even [ __ ] lie to yourself like that if he cheated on you you was not honest with you ever okay at any point all right if you cheated on you there is something that changed and he never had the [ __ ] balls to tell you and he cheated on you like a [ __ ] Punk he was afraid to just [ __ ] own up to it and be like you know what I just you know it's not working whatever the [ __ ] whatever the [ __ ] alright don't Punk yourself like that he's an [ __ ] he lied to you and that's why you should emotionally terrorize him and you should not give him an ounce of respect in this moment [ __ ] being the bigger person a penguin I don't like to generalize I like to give people the opportunity to you know you gotta let them come around okay I come out of here swing and be like Oh y'all ugly it's not right it's not fair okay this mean that's mean I'm not here to judge I'm just here to ask you to be honest I say you don't stoop to their level you don'tyou don't say like you don't say horrible you know off the cuff [ __ ] you go one step further alright you you put a void in their chest that's how you really win you know what I'm saying well someone's like you're ugly it's like you want to feel ugly here's a void [ __ ] here's a void have that everyone in this chat is beautiful as far as I'm concerned okay I love this chat everyone in this chat is cool everyone in this chat is cool because I feel like I love this a little two-way communication I feel like we got and I feel like everyone here likes to have a good time and you know it's all jokes man you know we just [ __ ] around you know we just [ __ ] around and talking that [ __ ] I'm not backpedaling by no means I'm not backpedaling but what I mean by that is I feel like everyone you know who tunes in it you don't take yourself too seriously and that's cool I don't [ __ ] take myself that seriously

Channel: tmgknees

Views: 755,415

Keywords: Noel Miller, Tiny Meat Gang, Cody Ko, Twitch

Id: GMSzKJYtjOM

Length: 14min 57sec (897 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 22 2020